Gay General: Facial Hair edition

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First for cute bearded guys

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>I will never be white

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>>6117973
sex is never good enough because my dick is too small
I prefer the cuddles over sex because of this reason

>>6117987
having sex then cuddling then having sex while cuddling then cuddling more is the best thing ever
you should learn to mix it up

>>6117987
>Sex is only good if both people don't have small dicks
Uh... that's not how it works.

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>>6117998
I will master the cuddles one day
>>6118006
But if good sex will get me a bf and I'm a small dicked good bottom, what is the problem?

>>6118012
just cuddle more often
and either naked or only in your underwear
you'll get similar results

>>6117981
Gaygen is for whites only sorry bb

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>I wasted another fucking weekend
>tfw no bf ever

>>6118041
rugby pls, everyone knows you're not white

>>6118041
All I have to do is bleach my penis area, then I might pass...

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>>6117981
>tfw I will never be a shitskin

>>6118065
tfw dick is already maybe too pink

>>6118076
A pink penis is all I ever wanted.
Being light skinned everywhere but down there is bullshit.

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>>6117998
Hitler knows what's up.

>>6118048
When will it be over? I used to be fine riding solo and hanging out with my friends on the weekend but all I ever do now is think about him. I feel so lonely even when I'm around people. It's pathetic.

>>6118081
ok, i'll bite... what's your race then?

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>>6118088
don't I always?

>>6118113
some white people have brown dicks
you can usually tell what colour someone's dick is by the colour of their nipples
same thing applies to asshole

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>>6118081
>tfw your skin is white as paper but your dick is dark
):

>>6117961
I love facial hair, but guys should stick to the classics. Full beard, stubble or a goatee if you can pull it off(which is difficult).

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>>6117980

I would let Chris Husbando do whatever to me

>>6118113
Mestizo.

>>6118161
even if his penis and asshole were as dark as midnight?

>>6118169
that's a fancy way for saying wetback

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>>6118123
All you did is remind me how much I miss licking/biting a soft stomach/chest.

>>6118175
Wetback isn't a race.
Neither is Mexican.

>>6118090
>all I ever do now is think about him

>tfw nobody to think about

All I do is compulsively masturbate because there's nothing else for me to do at home

I probably don't even actually want a bf it's probably just backround thought for when I polish the ol dolphin

>>6118177
I only discovered how hot I found biting a few weeks ago

>>6118198
I'm not the best at typing while drunk

*I only discovered that I found biting hot a few weeks ago

>>6118198

Yeah, having my ear bit and nibbled on is a huge turn on.

>>6118170

But he's a cute WASP.
Any chance of being dark are very very low

>>6118191
>race is a social construct
pls leave >>>/reddit/

>>6118225
You didn't answer the question.

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>tfw no penis pushing against my prostate _RIGHT_ _NOW_

>>6118223
I meant more along the lines of larger areas being bitten
I may or may not have a few bite shaped bruises on my ass atm

>>6118239
You're only alone because you aren't trying hard enough.
Same goes for every other lonely homosexual that posts in these threads.

>>6118246
jokes on you I'm not a homo

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>>6118246
I shall keep trying harder milord

>>6118241
careful dude, you're gonna end up triggering the lonely and the horny... or as I like to say, the "honely" ... or as I like to say, most of /gg/

>>6118169
being hispanic didn't get in the way of Circe finding her super-white knight

>>6118274
it also helps that circe goes down on anything phallic shaped

also what the fuck hispanic is like easy difficulty for minorities only asians have it easier

if you're black you're "gay poz bbc thug #283" and if you're gay arab lol

>can't find good gay men anywhere
>get constantly courted by married men
>tfw so desperate that might go full homebreaker slut soon

>>6118274
I found my own white knight too.
I just still wish I was white.

>tfw you want to lose your virginity to a girl before you fuck a guy

i just want to maintain my delusion that I am a good straight Catholic boy led astray, and that I didn't turn into a degenerate pervert the moment I began touching my peepee

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>>6118289
iktf

>>6118289
Homewrecking and cheating is all gays are good for anyways...

>>6117981
Why is that a bad feel?

>>6118290
being white won't fix your clearly obvious self-esteem issues tbqh

>>6118298
dead inside eyes

>>6118241
Biting of any kind is good!

>>6118303
>being white won't fix your clearly obvious self-esteem issues tbqh
We'll never truly know.

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>>6118296
>catholic
you're already degenerate and your pope is a commie

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>>6118312
exactly

so until the singularity comes and you can surf to any synthetic body you want (including white ones) who cares

>>6118316
hi martin luther

>>6118284
>also what the fuck hispanic is like easy difficulty for minorities
Can confirm. In fact, I was in the US for one year, and everyone thought I was American unless I told them otherwise (it did help that I'm fluent in English and have no accent, but still). I'd easily say Hispanics stick out the least, unless they willingly act in a retarded way about their own culture.

>>6118311
tru

>>6118257
whoops

>>6118316
ewwww women

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>>6118318
martin luther was a sjw before it was even a thing. have you ever met lutherans? they are pretty disgusting desu. almost as disgusting as the current pope

>>6118289
I always moralized such behavior, I always thought gay men like that are whores who have no self control and they also are letting these bi men to just use them because they only want sex and then go back to their wives... But I need affection, attention and caring. And then I got seduced by a married guy in his 40s, and he was the nicest guy I've ever had. We had a secret affair and he called me beautiful, lovely, everything I've never heard from another gay man. It made me feel better about myself. And that was enough to me, I never expected him to leave his wife and kids for me, I even felt bad that every time he was with me it was time away from his kids. So I ended it. But I don't regret it.

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>>6118345
i can do all that too for you.

if you're hot.

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>>6118358
Go away evil dogger.

>>6118358
go away evil dogger

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>>6118358
Go away evil dogger.

>>6118358
Go away evil dogger

>>6118341
don't say this he'll post more

he has a seemingly bottomless collection of low quality Instagram photos of slutty girls

>>6118366
go away evil dogger

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>>6118393
absolutely disgusting

>>6118358
go away evil dogger

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>>6118393
there is literally nothing wrong with slutty girls

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>>6118442
shit taste desu

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>>6118448
>slant eyes
>not even showing her tits
what is the point?

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>>6118378
CUTE.

>tfw Rush or anyone of your other favorite animals from vidya will be in AC

Sigh. I just want coffee with Fox and the team!

>>6118442
>a female behaving like a pig bottom
smhtbhfam

>>6118471
Oop

>will NEVER

SIGH AGAIN.

>guy messages me
>start talking
>check his profile (okcupid) it says he's straight
>mentions it to him, he replies "yeah but i need some cum in me lol"
>I reply "Okay lol", and later send a message saying I don't feel like hooking up

On a scale of 1/10 how badly did I crush his soul.

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>>6118474
but women are nature's cum dump, anon. that is how they are designed

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>>6118358
Go away evil dogger!

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>>6118513
I can't see it, because I still don't want my semen anywhere near one.

>guy finally sends me a face pic
>he's real ugly
>not in the "oh i can ignore this" way
i made the mistake of swapping pics with him *before* asking for face
what do i do

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>>6118463
The point is you're supposed to want to sit in the nice car and have a nice conversation with her and then go driving recklessly in the winter

You stop for gas and go inside the convenience store for $1 black coffee

When you get back in the car and hand her her cup, she decides to step outside to stretch her legs and look at the thin layer of new snow, but changes her mind upon opening the door and feeling the wind chill

You stay in the car and drink coffee with the heater on and Aphex Twin's Avril 14th playing on the stereo, enjoying her presence

You share about 2 minutes of solid eye contact before she leans in to give you a quick peck on the lips

You drop her off at her doorstep and agree to meet again next Saturday

>>6118513
>implying that that is a bigger cum dump than a piss pig
anon pls...
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>>6118556
i swear to god i saw this exact same post with the exact same image is this a pasta am i losing my mind FUCK

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>>6118556
>have a conversation
that sounds pretty gay anon

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>>6118571
I literally just typed this up so yes you are

>tfw he blocks you because he's actually bi and his gf found out about you
NEVER
FUCK
BISCUM

>>6118582
my biscum ex bf and his current gf invited me to be in a threesome with them
infinite nopes

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>>6118575
i've seen it before somewhere
maybe i saw the future

>>6118582
always watch out for the Bi
why do they always have a girlfriend?
even when their profile says "single" it never fails that they have a gf and have to stop talking to you

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I really hate my lips theyre full and disgusting and uneven.
Why cant I have cute lips like a normal caucasian person?

>>6118594
>invited me to be in a threesome with them
Holy shit, I don't know why this is so hilarious.

>>6118612
>lips like a normal caucasian person
so thin and shitty?

>>6118616
I don't know either

>>6118612
>wanting thin lips
Weirdo

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>>6118582
Satan truly loves the gays.

>>6118611
>why do they always have a girlfriend?
because gays are only holes for sex. dating girls has more advantages.

>>6118634
you say that because you dont know what its like to have fat, gross lips

>>6118650
you want thin lips because you don't know what it's like to have thin lips
apply your own logic, senpai

>>6118653
I don't want nonexistent lips, I just want thinner lips

like yours

>>6118656
become poz. the facial wasting will make your lips smaller

>>6118241
You mentioned a thread or 2 ago you lost your virginity a few weeks ago. Is it a relationship or are you doing hookups?

>>6118666
what satan said
worked for me

>>6118670
fwb
don't want a relationship atm

>>6118556
>girl plays avril 14th
>Shout REEEEEEEEEEE whilst playing a decent aphex twin song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ezlRK2jpUM

>tfw no Danny Sexbang bf
It hurts, lads.

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Throwback sunday to when i used to have gross facial hair :^)

This ones an uber rare

>>6118611
>>6118582
>be gay guy
>hook up with seemingly awesome gay dude
>find out he's super clingy
>find out he's super autistic
>he surfs 4chan
>his home board is /lgbt/
>he is a regular on /gaygen/
>noped the fuck outta there
"so yeah anon, I'm sorry but gotta break it off b/c I'm a bisexual and my gf got jealous. thx.k.bye."

>>6118795
who is that silver fox next to that ugly guy in the middle

>>6118783
I'd prefer a Barry.

>>6118808
a gril from school

I put my penis in her

>>6118815
He's cute, I'll grant that. Just... oh god Danny looms so good in that Take On Me cover video.

>>6118835
*looks

Goddamn autocorrect.

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>>6118574
She bought coke for the first time in two months and she wants to share it. She invites you to the mansion she inherited

You two spend about an hour trying to find the funniest place to snort the coke off of

You show her a shrink-wrapped package of sirloin steaks and you two are laughing your asses off, you have to wait to calm down before snorting the coke or you'll laugh and send the line flying everywhere

After you two have done about one fourth of the cocaine, she asks you to come with her to a party she was invited to

You haven't worn nice clothes, you were just hanging out, but she says when she goes upstairs to change she can see if there's anything you could wear

She comes down dressed up, and she throws you her grandfather's oversized mink trenchcoat

"Put it on"

She orders an uber to take you two to the event, you arrive at an expensive looking nightclub, she escorts you past the bouncers effortlessly

Inside, the typical movie billionaire nightclub scene unfolds in the background while her many acquaintances come to her and try to initiate conversations, but she quickly diverts them away. 45 minutes later, she tells you she's bored and is going to leave. You almost want to stay, just because you've never been in this expensive a place before, but she's the only person you know here

In the uber to her house, you start talking about governmental conspiracy theories, and debate each other on which ones are true. She brings up mass surveillance, something you both agree is definitely actually happening, and she mentions she found this cool site that lets you watch unsecured Internet-connected CCTV cameras.

You go to her house and she brings her MacBook over to the living room and opens up the Internet browser, which already has the site open in a tab. You spend the rest of the night huddled up on the couch, switching between conspiracy articles and various interesting security camera feeds, until you are both fast asleep

>>6118878
That was so terrible js and I had to go through it and edit it because i exceeded the fucking character limit

>>6118835
>>6118845
Agreed, but Barry makes me feel lovely inside.

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>>6118556
if I were 5 to 10 years younger I would had loved to be your girl, anon

>>6118906
I get bummed knowing I live on the other side of the country from the grumps/starbomb/NSP qts

>>6118973
Yeah, but I'm sort of glad. I'd feel worse about being near them and never being able to go see them.

>>6118971
it ok

>>6118995
At least NY has JonTron. Too bad I can't afford to go to The City, and will never meet Jon ever.

I'm drunk and have work in the morning, fags. My friend slipped me too much booze and then she left, the bitch.

>>6119000
>jontron
vomit.jpeg
His twitter is just full of him shillposting about bernie sanders

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>>6118878
>>6118886
I'd say it's a good thing that you edited a bit, it always helps. You ended up with a sort of Tao Lin style, I'm not the biggest fan but it's a thing that a lot of people like.
If you were to switch the "you" for an "I", and expand in some places that feel a bit empty it could end up looking like a nice short story. Some stuff like
>Inside, the typical movie billionaire nightclub scene unfolds in the background
You could dedicate some time to describe that, to make it feel more special.

Also, if you were to take out the uber reference, you could have this set in 2009-2005 and really hit the new nostalgia generation. I would love to read some story that is set in the early internet era just as much as 30 somethings love the 80's.

If you're interested in writing stuff /lit/ has read & comments threads that are pretty solid now and then.

>>6119000
>tfw you live in the south
At least I have... PeanutButterGamer?

>>6119012
And SpaceHamster. They are both kind of cute.

Isn't Sunder from the south? He's kind of hot... although much more so when he had long hair.

>>6119021
True. I'd bang PB&Jeff if I got the chance.

>>6119027
Aren't they brothers?

>>6119033
Nah, just friends.

>>6119010
I read Taipei not too long ago and now I can't stop writing like Tao Lin
I'm pretty bad at writing but that's probably because I never practice

>>6119050
[spoiler]Damn... [/spoiler]

>>6119062
You are not alone in that feeling.

falling for someone in another continent is a fucking joke

why the fuck am i a fucking joke

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>>6119116
Well sort it out you fucking mug

>>6119128
if it was that easy i wouldn't have gotten myself stuck inside a fucking MUG

Why don't you like black guys Gaygen?

>>6119171
Too fucking loud.
>Source: college roommate.

>>6119180
Would you date a quite black guy?

>>6119171
i dont date people with twitter accounts and all of them have twitter accounts so...

>>6119196
Sure, but I have yet to meet one.

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>i dont date people with twitter accounts

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>>6119171
>never find a black guy with cute facial structure
>don't care for the dark skin tone
>most have a personality that I find annoying
>black dick looks just weird, can never fap to it

I love white guys. White nerds, man.

Sad fact, I'm not white myself so I'm right there with black guys. I got rejected so much in the past from all sorts of guys. And I'm not ever that dark.

I don't also date people with fedora memes saved to their computers

>>6119199
I don't have any social media, but even I think that's a bit much, anon

>>6119171
I find none of them attractive
white's only

>>6119216
It's not actually a hard rule that can't be excused. It's a soft rule that pretty much only affects those who are severely attached to twitter desu, never worth dating those 2bh they'll do anything for RTs

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>>6119054
I haven't been there in a while, but before the break up with /his/ it used to have nice read and comment threads. And the usual rule is comment on at least two, as in depth as you can, if you want to get replies yourself; which is good practice to see your own mistakes on others. You're welcomed whenever you want.

>>6119216
>I find none of them attractive
W
H
Y

>>6118358
Go away evil dogger.

>>6119216
The only ones I find attractive are always taken and straight so absolutely zero point in bothering anymore

>>6119237
I don't find any "black" facial features to be appealing
I like cute little pale white boys
that's basically the opposite of blacks

>>6119171
The ones I meet are either that proud-to-be-hood ignorant type or straight up openly hate all white people. Fucking this glorious 6'2 Korean guy, so I'm not bothered by the lack of black attention.

>he loves getting his dick sucked
>it's small enough I can throat it without stimulating my shitty gag reflex
>bottoms like a champ

Too bad he's probably going back home next semester :/

>>6119237
also black dicks look like greasy turds

>>6119304
living the dream

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>this thread

>>6119334
killed himself because his friend dared him to rewatch his acting and he simply couldn't do it

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gonna replay gta v on my pc in an hour when my bf goes to work
comfy af

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>>6119361
friendly reminder to shoot the dog and save some time

>>6119374
tbPurrfectlyh im annoyed i have to play as that guy
lots of 'american black' for my liking

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>>6119378
yeah all the characters are pretty unlikeable this time around, and pretty bland too

still a comfy game though

>>6119388
do most men even grow hair on the back of their thighs?
cause holy shit those are some hairy ass legs

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>>6119388
treh, previous games had too few airplane/heli missions if any. at least 5 has a lot of diverse missions, except for black guy assasin.

>>6119396
>do most men even grow hair on the back of their thighs?
>>6119396
uhhh yeah?

>>6119388
I like michael! Or maybe thats just cuz i thought he was kinda hot

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>>6119396
yeah, it's pretty normal desu, it's pretty freaky to have hairy legs and then clean thighs lmao

>>6119406
yeah, the actual game this time around is really damn good, but the characters are so boring that you kind of get fucked up and think the game itself is boring

>>6119416
probably the latter

>>6119414
>>6119427
idk had just occurred to me
I barely grow hair on my legs at all and none on the backs of my thighs
and I mainly see twinks naked

>>6117980
>>6118161

this guy isn't even cute, he's just fat

he's like a 5/10 at best

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>>6119437
DELET THIS

>>6119433
>and I mainly see twinks naked
We found the culprit

>>6119437
Did you see jurassic world??

>>6119311
He does this thing when I'm fucking him doggie or on his back where he starts stroking his hair and moaning in Korean like japanese girls do in porn, except he's got this deep as fuck voice. He's kind of shitty company and is really xenophobic, but he loves my average white dick.

>>6119469
N-no... (totally not the anon you're talking to)

>>6119524
What the...?

>>6119388
>comfy game
>tfw playing GTO with a headset on, listening to all the older black dudes fight with the older white guys mixed in with racist 12 year olds

No joke, that is actually very entertaining. Everyone has such a huge e-peen on there.

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>>6119539

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>>6119539
>>tfw playing GTO with a headset on, listening to all the older black dudes fight with the older white guys mixed in with racist 12 year olds

gto kind of sucks, i usually am the friendly non-passive one who picks up guys in his airplane or heli, but then gets revenge if anyone tries to kill me
i picked up a hacker once in my heli after he shot a signal flare and got him away from police and he gave me a lot of money bags.
collaboration leads to nice results.

Also
>tfw if prospective guys knew the weird music you listen to they would run far far away

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I fucking cried at this. 1/2
"The end may come before we were ready to get there."

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>>6119571
I already love him. Andy from Parks & Rec., Star Lord and then this... he's a giant dork and he's a nice guy.

>>6119594
I play to have random experiences and see what people do to each other. I rarely fight people.

I do however put proximity mines near the car drop off spot that pops up every session and just go about my business. Got a random kill an hour later and got a message from the guy, pissed but in a funny way.

>>6119608
>tfw I'll die never having fully let someone know my musical from any & all genres
>tfw I listen to music all the damn time

NO ON MUST KNOW. KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE.

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2/2
"Life isn't about getting to the end."

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>>6119619
>>6119625
how insightful

>>6119619
>>6119625
Funny enough, I thought about what I'd do if I knew I was going to croak in a short amount of time. Pleasant work thoughts.

>>6119632
It's from Antichamber. Play it. I honestly have no idea how a game made me so emotional.

>>6119624
/mu/tant?

>>6119644
doesn't look like my kind of game t b h

>>6119171
Too aggressive

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>>6119702
k

>>6119697
>/mu/tant

Naw, never even lurked the board. I just have this weird insecurity where I could never let my exes in on my interests. Same with friends. I hide things from people out of this irrational fear they'll judge me.
Worse part was my most recent ex made music and loved talking it. I loved the guy but I didn't share what I liked with him. Feels bad, man. I'd change that if I could, and I'm working on it even now.

>>6119715
I didn't mean it in a bitchy way, m8
just not the kind of game I would normally play

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>>6119723
nah, i didnt take it badly m8.

>>6119736
haven't even been playing games all that much anymore
I did play hyper light drifter and I enjoyed that a lot
wats ur steam m8
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Enward/

>>6119718
Mu has changed a lot but you should still check it out. I have found tons of totally awesome bands i never would have found otherwise. Sometimes you just have to lurk moar

>>6119751
lmao eva braun.
added you.

>>6119766
Possibly in the near future. Wouldn't be the first time this place turned me on to some new music.

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>tfw bbing with the bf both hiv-
>as I'm pounding away at his boypussy he begs me to seed and breed his hole

>>6118358

Go away evil dogger.

>the bank holiday
>tfw sex and cuddles all day

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who has been practicing their puppy exercises and been a good boy?

>>6120205
tfw no sex and cuddles all day

also not sure if I should get tested again even though sex was with the same person
but idk if he's been sleeping with other people or not

>>6120217
>idk if he's been sleeping with other people or not


Did you not ask? are you that retarded? It's almost like you want to get hiv.

>>6120218
I mean I have no reason to believe that he would be sleeping with other people and he got rid of grindr
he also normally uses protection

>>6120223

why are you scared of falling in love with him

>>6120227
what

>>6120213
No I've been training my foot slave to be a good boy desu

>>6120254
disgusting

i fucking hate beards
>muh beard culture
literally die

>>6120256
Well which one of us has a cute foot slave that buys them things and gets all red when you say he's a good boy
Yeah

>>6120259
I don't want that though

>>6120259
Envy~

how do i make my cum taste nice quickly
ive been eating like complete shit
and smoking cigarettes and other hoodrat stuff

>>6120263
the taste of your cum isn't really that important
cum tastes like cum, nobody expects it to taste good

>>6120261
And so you get nothing
>>6120262
Hey you can be my second one or when you come to Dublin , you can see him >>6120263
Pineapple I think
Some cum tastes horrid

>>6120266
Nobody expects it to taste like complete crap either. And smoking really does that.

>>6120325
idk I'm a smoker and mine tastes the same as non smokers
probably different for everybody though

>>6120330
I find its the texture of cum that's off putting, I swallow it anyway but it just feels weird in your mouth.
>>6120291
This works for me, I'm too poor to buy you gifts though~

>>6120330
>tasting ur own cum

>>6120343
you have never tasted your own cum?
I find that hard to believe

>>6120266
My cum tastes like rainbows and summer lust. No smoking, no alcohol, no fruit, barely any veggies or fish, a crapton of meat, rice and potatoes.

>>6120339
That's fine :3 one for each foot now :D

>>6119171
Oh, but I do.

Depends on the personality, though. If the guy is a huge asshole, then no.

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>>6120330
All smokers have a debilitated sense of taste and smell. Youre full of shit as always.

>>6120368
fuck off, niq. u lil shit
it doesn't effect your taste that much at all

>>6120346
...no? pmsl
like once when i was 12 but self-respect stopped me from ever trying it again

>>6120401
little miss prissy bitch

Cum can have a wide range of taste.

Precum on the other hand... I'd put that in a bottle and drink it all day

>>6120380
Im no nagger or yew. Fack u

>>6119213
Why is everyone fixated on race? Fags are fags, man. If you're cute you're cute.

Am I qt...? Pls respond.

>>6120343
>He doesn't eat his own cum after every fap
Wew senpai

>>6118878
>tfw no cute rich introverted friends to snort blow with

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>>6120492
"Forgot pic, heh.

>>6120497
>eats it instead of using his cum as a beauty mask

>>6120509
Sometimes I do that too.

>>6120509
>Not saving it in jars to watch your future bf eat it with their cereal in the morning

>>6120503
Slav/10

>>6120330
>tastes the same as non smokers
you probably eat your veggies or something

and even if you don't i am sure if you ate disgusting shit you couldn't maintain your divine twink aesthetics tbqh

>>6120527
t b h the only thing twinky about hitler is he weighs 100lbs
Should have seen some of the old pics of him before he got on T jfc

>>6120539
was he a fatty boom boom?

>>6120539
wat
Am I suddenly no longer a twink?

>>6120564
Yeup
>>6120572
Only by circumstance

>>6120572
you should upgrade to the twunk edition m8

>>6120590
I've never been close to fat in my life
and I still think I'm pretty twinky, m8

>>6120503

Tell your mother to stop using bowls to cut your hair

>>6120591
I'm 5'8 and 100 lbs with a very petite frame
I would look ridiculous with muscles

>>6120632
You'd look fine.

>>6120632
nigga what the frick
that's unhealthy
eat food

>>6120630
bowl cuts are glorious, shut uuuup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5qXMrAd_G4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsuZ3RRITMI

>>6120636
agree to disagree
also very content with my current body that requires zero work

>>6120640
like I said, petite frame
and naturally skinny

>>6118358
Go away evil dogger

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>>6118358
>you have been cursed
I might be ok with this

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what is lgbt listening to this morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNPYQ2NOafo

>>6120649
Your shoulders are wide as fuck though.

>>6120688
In my car with a mate doing deliveries and listening to deltron 3030. Pretty neat beats~

>>6120688
My dog barking at the May day parade passing and drums

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>>6120503

My boyfriend says I have internalized homophobia because I say gays are just sluts with no respect for boundaries.
Am I wrong?

>>6120776
Depends on the gay. I respect boundaries so much that I try very hard not to go out in public.

>>6120776
Well I am a slut but I don't think being gay has anything to do with it.
It's just hormones and shit.

>>6120780
Just wait until you stop being a shut in, you filthy slut.

>>6120776
you are not

>>6120785
Oh, no, I'm also hideous. It will never get better.

>>6120776
That's your problem right there you're saying "all" gay men are sluts and "none" of them respect boundries. Summing up all gays in one setting is failure from the get go.
Also
>>6120780
This

>>6120776
How do you think the majority of straight men would act if women had the same sex drive?
Straight men just don't get the opportunity to be as promiscuous as gay men. What you are describing is a male quality, not really anything inherently to do with homosexuality by itself.

>>6120807
Maybe we really do need feminism.

>>6120776
No definitely not, you should kill your boyfriend though for actually trying to link that statement with 'internalized homophobia'

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>>6120783
Being gay is literally just hormones and shit

U r a sloot tho
>>6120776
Internalized homophobia is good. You see all these open gays that are happy about it? Gross flamers. Do you really want to be like them instead of glorious str8 actin masterrace

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>>6120824
Feminism is not only a liberation for women from male oppression, but also a liberation for men from overbrearing women. Feminism insures that the gay male population to increase rapidly.

>>6120837
Straight acting masterace kills me though, nobody knows I'm a dirty cock craving slut until I just snap and try to reverse rape them.

>>6120776
You are right and he's a leftie labeling faggot who has a irrational need to categorize people into little pretty boxes

>>6120263

become a raw food vegan

>>6120824
Just look at this site, hugely male and obsessed with sex. Whether that is explicitly pornographic, or calling someone who disagrees with you a cuck and trying to call into question his sexuality.
>>6120837
>plucks his eyebrows
>thinks he's str8 actinf

>>6120848
everybody knows, everybody just pretends to not notice to make you feel better about yourself

>>6120842
>insures

>>6120842
This gif makes me feel weird. Kinda uncanny valley. Its just occurring to me that i've only ever seen pictures of guys this big online, never seen a body like that IRL
>>6120848
>having sex

Ur weird and gross

>>6120857
Im a strong supporter of Feminism because the straight men who try dating these women will end up gay and in my bed instead.

>>6120848
Reverse rape me senpai
Also every time I talk about my sexual exploits, I realize there's quite a few and that I'm a big ol slut

>>6120868
I haven't had sex in ages, it's been far too fucking long.
>>6120857
Nah man, when people find out its usually the old "oh my god, but you don't act like gay people are supposed to!"

Honestly, the vocal minority have set the stereotype in stone. I don't have a problem with them dudes though, its your life, live it how you want to I say.

tfw already everyone knows im gay and i dont even have to tell them
;_;

>>6120875
>insures

>>6120879
People usually say that to me too, but I have absolutely no idea why the fuck they wouldn't know, I think I act pretty gay but damn, there must be even bigger flaming faggots out there clouding their judgement.

Does anyone else here REALLY hate that feeling of wantig someone on your bed and wishing to look like him, at the same time?

This becomes especially unpleasant when you don't know what your goal body has to be.

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>>6120853
Grooming is nothing to do with how you come across.

Baritone voice, no lisp, autistic lack of emotional display is str8 acting
>>6120879
Me neither but its intentional. Been approached by 2-3 guys (maybe like 300 if you count grindr) and a fair few grils, but im still pretty disinterested by sex rn. I still fap to sex stuff but its not like i get horny af that i need to actually fuck something.

Jerk off, go to bed, repeat
>>6120883
This happens to me based off looks but half the time maybe people dont doubt me when i say im not, and a decent amount of people still assume im straight

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>tfw daddy cruz will never spank you for being a bad boy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SWW_gXrE4Q

>>6120893
but personal presentation is like 99.9% of how you come across
also
>obsessed with fluffy lil dogs
>str8 acting

>>6120879
I get "really? You're really straight for a gay guy" or my mates "you're the straight est gay guy I know"

>>6120905
Yes, in general, but plucking eyebrows exclusively does not make one opinion sway in one way or the other

unless you get really extreme shaped eyebrows

>>6120912
but you have extremely shaped eyebrows
like middle aged single mum works at argos tier

>>6120905
I dunno man, i mean i've had people ask if im gay, i've had people just assume im gay, and i've had people who didnt believe me when i said i wasnt, but also the overwhelming majority, i think, assumes im straight, since i still get interest from grils and nobody acts differently

>>6120936
That wasnt me >>6120942 was.

Also i fixed em so they lower on the outside and a liiittle bit higher on the inside, tryna make a natural arch so they arent like >:) but its gonna take a while

Still theyre a lot less fucked now

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>>6120942
>straight
>posts in a gay board

>>6118298
I remember seeing this live, hilarious

>>6120957
>gay
>uses straight male reaction images

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>>6120957
Im not straight. I dont even think im bi anymore. P deep in the closet tho just bc its comfy and because i havent had the urge to have sex in months

>>6120942
>since i still get interest from grils
>implying they dont just want a qt new gay besty<3

>>6120973
>straight male reaction images

>>6120981
Did the good sis stutter?

>>6120973
>Tommy Lee Jones
>straight

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>>6120978
Oh god a work colleague 'found out' i was gay (she assumed i was dating some guy) and started treating me with that typical like patronizing 'gay best friend' attitude where she was always asking for hugs and talking to me in a different way about shit she wouldnt before, making pet names and shit

Its legit degrading. Glad she left.

>>6120992
>Did the good sis stutter?

>>6121000
>glorious str8 actin masterrace
ahahahaha family literally delusional t b h babe ;););) mwah xxxx

>>6121030
Quiet, sissyboy!

>tfw got hit on by a guy for the first time last night

It was around one of my friends I'm not out to yet so that was awkward

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>>6121030
>tfw my best friend rn is a gril but everyone just thinks we dating so its not gay
>>6121047
Yeah, sissyboy :^)
>>6121051
Iktf. The trick is to always laugh at them and talk shit with your friends while you repress it deeper and deeper

>>6121047
i own it tho t b h
>>6121060
theyre wondering why you aint hitting dat
does she know you are a faggot

>>6121060
ugh but the repression sucks even more than it used to. I also totally had a chance to talk to a qt blonde that had the vibe that he was gay but I couldn't say anything because my friend was there too

>>6121051
tell your dad to stop complimenting your bum around your friends

>>6120885
Yeah dude, I don't really act "straight" so to speak, I always drop gay jokes and just generally do gay stuff yet people don't get it. To be fair, a lot of straight dudes are quite camp these days.

>>6120893
How long have you had your disinterest in sex? You said you had depression not long ago. Probably a knock on effect man, did you regularly have sex before it?

>>6120910
Yeah exactly, one time at work in overheard some dudes talking about me, it was pretty funny "I really like that Luke because he don't act bare gay like a fag, he's just a legend bruv"

Not to wank my own dick off or anything~

>>6121103
Originally she just assumed i was but i said i wasnt and she wants to do like everything together, always hugging me, we do lame shit like go to the pier or the cinema or get cocktails, its all the dumb cliche stuff

Its endearing and i like it and errything but its the way she tells everyone about me and hugs me so much and always calls me for like hours at a time, im p sure she told some people we kissed and i dont remember that happening. EVERYONE at work thinks we're dating. Its awkward dodging the topic

>>6121130
True, a lot of them are quite camp and pretty physically close with each other too. I remember dudes would constantly grab each other during classes for fun. Used to grab me too, but after I "came out" (I didn't really, rumor was spread and I didn't care enough to put effort into ending it), they stopped doing it. idk mang, just weird shit

Guess if you don't have a queer button on your shirt and rainbow nails at all times people are just clueless.

>>6121130
I stopped therapy around this time last year, which is about when i felt like i was okay enough. Still had bouts here and there but nothing dreadful.

I dont rly think its depression. I dont feel worse for wear, more than anything im just incredibly busy.

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>>6121151

>>6121188
P much this

Its really cute, but like in a puppy or child way. Im ok with her just being this endearing close friend without it being anything more cuz every time i try to just bluff the straight game i end up feeling like a fucking dick when i feel wrong about it and need it to stop, and then i lose frands

>>6121130
Yeah I hate hearing that tho, I'd like if they said masc or something, if feels like I'm pretending if they think I'm straight or basically straight

>>6121224
you should probably just tell her m800
basically just fucking her about at this point really

>>6120903
>And then become the next victim of the Zodiac Killer.

>>6121260
I will but im not ready for anyone to know t b h. Its still embarrassing to me

>>6117961
>tfw no bf that says cummies instead of cum

>>6121297
you dont want that
no one wants that
even ironically

>>6121297
Disgusting

>>6121282
imo unless you are going to go through with it to the end and fuck this chick then man the fuck up and get over your precious self
shes going to want to get physical eventually
and when she does and you lie about it you are just going to mess her up just bc you cant be legit

>>6121380
imo who the fuck cares about that bitch tho desu

>>6121380
>I will
didnt process that lol but what i said still applies
>>6121385
2edgy5me

>>6121406
m8 the edgy meme doesn't even apply
i didn't even post a severed head

>>6121385
I care about her? She's my friend. The misogynistic gay man meme needs to stop. Great, so you're mad at women because they all turned you down and laughed at you so you had to go gay.

Thats the impression i get. Just because you dont want to dick them, doesnt mean you cant treat them like normal people instead of being one of the worst gay memes
>>6121380
>>6121406
Im not ready to open up yet and im not even 100% sure of her intentions so i think i'll give it some time, if the time for real talk comes then yeah cuz she's the only close friend i've had in a p long time

>>6121421
>i am lelelele psychopath muh emotions idc about anyone but myself >:)
lol yes it does

>>6121499
>>6121499
>>6121499

>>6121156
Yeah man, a lot of dudes get pretty freaked out by it, they basically assume you're going to try to fuck them all. Its annoying man, I'm not attracted to every guy going and if he's straight then I just won't bother anyway. I wouldn't actually wanna seduce a straight guy because he'd most likely wind up regretting it and it would lead to the loss of a friendship most likely.

>>6121173
To be fair man could just be a stressful lifestyle currently, I'm constantly on the go now, I'm either at work or out with friends helping them out.

>>6121255
True, generally people don't know of or care for the whole gay typing really. I mean, I couldn't even define myself to anyone really, I'm masculine but I'm not like some hardass cunt. I'm just a mixture of it all, I dunno man, I'd like to think I'm just your usual bloke, I just like men.

>>6121580
KR, could you help me out? I want to get into motorcycling. What's a good cheap starting bike for a 5'2 manlet? I'm thinking maybe something with a low weightpoint would be better for short people because balance? Most bikes have the seat too high for me, so that's a thing too. You're like 5'4 right? Any wisdom to share?