Cis Lesbian General: Vocaroo edition Which anon will come o

>>6105493
first for Transgender lesbians, bisexuals, and men

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>>6105493
I just wanted to show you all my ultimate fantasy.

Dammit. Is it enough to have really long hair and a pretty face, but still life weights like a machine, to be considered not a dyke? I mean shit, I'm not pretending to be a man or anything.

>>6105559
got dam what the heck

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>>6105559
Groce

>>6105559
Who dis

>a freighttrain of full-body caramelfuck

Hahaha oh god this fanfiction is so good.

>>6105566

You're a dyke no matter what, doubledubs. Might as well accept it and move on.

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>>6105593
A shit

>>6105593
Wild GIANT FAGGOT Appeared!

FIGHT BAG POKEMON RUN

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>>6105601
Absolutely disguising

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Hide and ignore shitposters.

>>6105493
>tfw I saw OP's thumbnail in the catalogue and clicked it because I thought I saw a couple qt fembois cuddling
>paid no attention to thread content or topic
>turned out to just be a couple grills
God damn it ;.;

>>6105620
Sorry, you're a hetero now.

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post cute girls and vocaroos

The more attention you give it the longer it stays

>>6105622

Kek, look at this faggot trying to pose like a woman.

Why do lesbians get shit for liking butches but gay men don't get any shit whatsoever for liking huge sissies and fetishizing their "boypussies"

>>6105618
>>6105625
h-hide the sh-shitposters a-and SHUN them, girls!!1!
we don't want them to hurt our precious feefees!!

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>>6105601
No. Again, just no.

>>6105596
Dude wtf are you reading?

>>6105632
because they're QT degenerate cumsluts, what's not to love, faggot?

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*TRIGGER WARNING*

Do I have to warn you about triggers? I don't know how to talk to women.

>>6105632
Privileges?
>>6105638
Yes

>>6105493
Where would I source those underoos? I could do with some nice undies.

>>6105624
Fucking dykes and your hidden agendas!

:DDD

Really though no benis makes anything a no go for me, I am incorruptible and pure homo. Just feels disappoint when I think I see a qt and it turns out to just be a grill.

Have a nice rest of your thread ladies.

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Reminder to report shitposts and troll posts

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>>6105656
>reported for shitposting

>>6105559
>>6105601
>>6105622
>>6105654
rR-REMOVE THISS!!1!

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>>6105654
He's just not attractive. I don't care if he gets your dick hard. He looks like every other clen and ghb addled shit fuck out there, but with a nerdy guys face. It's just groce.

>>6105692
>>6105654
>Error: You cannot delete posts this often.
Fugg I made a mistake coming here, sorry I offended you I should just stick to men it doesn't happen with them I dno why

>>6105493
What do you want vocaroo'd? I could read from something, or sing something.

I've been used for voice over work for other people and have a great "presenter" voice. I may be short, but I have a deep voice.

>>6105711
>based mods
I deleted them myself and I can't delete the 4th one yet sorry I offended you won't happen again sorry

>>6105706
Just what the hell are you getting at?

>>6105714
Aw, anon.

>>6105714
Aw now I just feel bad for you. You did wrong, but you won't let it happen again, right? Learn from this experience.

>>6105678

Have a nice Friday night, you giant wad of homo. Next time you troll, post men who at least have tig ol' bitties.

>>6105714
i'm confused by this sudden change of heart

>>6105640
It's actually pretty great. It will make you hot and bothered. The writer has this great ability to get into characters heads and this character is a total dork.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/13SMaLvAoTD0_tCdBWg1p1bPDwST86DTLSkaC9lUGlSo/mobilebasic

>>6105706
I'm with you, I wasn't being serious you dumbass

>>6105714
>even the mods are trolls

Oh, /lgbt/.

>>6105707

Yes, please. Talk about yourself and how your day is going or something in your best presenter voice. Maybe contrast your practiced professional voice with your normal voice.

>>6105711
Slit your wrists dyke bitch

I suppose there are no vocaroos because none of the "cis lesbians" have practiced doing a girl voice yet.

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Are we being invaded?

>>6105735
>college AU
I have yet to come across one of these that isn't barely-veiled "I'm a GROWN UP doing GROWN UP things in COLLEGE so I need to write fic about it so everyone knows how COOL I am!".

>>6105757
>tfw cis lesbian but your voice sounds like a boy

Btw wheeeereeee is supergirlhypeanon? She said she was gonna vocaroo. I want to hear her voice.

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>>6105749
no need to get so mad. One day you'll find a nice loving bf and be so happy, you won't feel the need to shitpost on a chinese cartoon image board.

You'll be alright. Here have some kittens.

>>6105738
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QI08CvSokz

It's both horrible, and I regret it! There's no winning here.

>>6105757
I have no mic or webcam drivers installed on my laptop for reasons of extreme paranoia.

>>6105723
You're so mean. That wasn't me trolling ;__; I honestly only posted these two posts, if I am lying mods can come right ahead and permaban me from all boards.

>>6105678
>>6105620

I can post some men who have some tig ole biddies though if you want. Can I post boy boobs here like I can in femgen? kek

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>>6105762

Nah, it's just the usual trolling that we always get when lesgen threads are new and on the 1st page.

>>6105779
That was hilarious.

>>6105781
My mic is pure shit, as you can tell by the popping and static. Still, it happened, and it has been posted. JUST DO SOMETHING SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

>>6105779
I like your voice, you could be on TV or something.

Write a limerick off the top of your head and read that to us

>>6105779
Ahahaha your voice is so quintessential dyke.
Your normal voice is sexy though.

>>6105769
It's literally 10k words of sexting. I'm not even joking. She gets a text from the girl she has a massive crush on and it gets all kinds of hot from there.

But yeah, anyone have anything for me too vocaroo? I already gave you DICKSQUAD: THE DICKENING.

>>6105770
>>6105779
>>6105781
As expected.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1axCVrEfStQ

>>6105815
Yeahhh, I think you need to be invested in SU to enjoy it. The formatting is just annoying the shit out of me.

>>6105817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05yu9xoR2kq

FUCK don't put me on the spot like that

>>6105779
Do the Bane meme completely with different voices pls.

>>6105831
Totally understandable. I actually just like the author. She moved on to writing books and shit for a living. I still follow her stuff. She's ridiculously descriptive which just makes my imagination go wild, and sometimes she fucks up and it puts me in stitches. Totally understand why you don't like it though.

>>6105839
directed by M Night Shyamalan

>>6105843
But the poos inside of you, anon! Deep inside of you, festering away.

No really just don't put me on the spot. I have no idea what shit has to do with the news.

>>6105839
Okay, you're actually making me want to contribute now.

>>6105779

Your voice is absolutely lovely

>>6105841
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DBBt2xKurO

I tried, and it was turrble.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14kphWWtZ3M

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>>6105865
What? Aw thanks.

>>6105861
DO IT. DO IT NOW. Read this passage

>>6105877
sing Come To My Window

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>see super qt girl today
>she looks like Maggie from Walking Dead
>but with short hair and has suspiciously dykey fashion style
>was hot from face to boobs
>but had the hips and legs of Squidward when he ate too many krabby patties that one episode

aw man...

>>6105895
Ahaha. I still have no drivers and I'm not arsed fucking around with them in the middle of the night, but I'll do it tomorrow.

I want a girlfriend. But like a cute one.

>>6105934
Like, a really REALLY cute one?

>a girl in my class touches my hand once
Omg what if she likes me
>a girl in my class talks to me once
Omg what if she likes me
Also I fall in love with them for a while too. Right now am obsessing over this girl that touched my hand twice in one week, what could it mean, she's in love with me right?

>>6105944
Yeah. That would be cool. And she could be funny. With a great set of tits.

>>6105890
This one is just too transgender.

>>6105945
I still remember this one time a cute blonde accidentally sat on my hand.....6 years ago.

>>6105971
Did she apologise

>>6105981
She didn't say anything, just awkwardly shifted her butt off my hand while I acted like I didn't notice anything.

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>>6105968

>first actually girly voice
>transgender
Huh?

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>>6105877
lmao, you almost made it sound like a spongebob squarepants episode
i like you

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I wish I had a Mexican gf. But all I find are too young girls. I won't date younger. Anyone over 24 and Mexican? Whity femme here. Pic unrelated but still hot . Ill miss you darya from serebro. She left today.

>>6105987

Holy crap. That was so bad and you sound so drunk.

>>6106010
That's all too true. How else do I get the balls to do this shit? I'll just delete it friendo.

>>6106013

I want to hear your natural voice. Not the voice you fake in a higher range to sound more feminine.

>>6105998
Gotta admit, it sounded like molester syndrome voice, where they're stuck with a little baby girl voice. A la loveline.

>>6106020
Then give me something to say. Something stupid, or silly or whatever. Just provide some bullshit.

>>6106022

I really hope we don't have 12-year-olds in lesgen...

Babydykes gtfo go play with your pokemon cards or something,

>>6106027

Tell us we're good girls. Then tell us how you'll punish us if we stop being good.

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>>6105707
>>6106027
read one of these lol

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>>6106053
>control this global warming in my pussy

>>6106053
don't. trannies did that in their gen a while back. They'll just steal your vocaroos and pretend it's their voice.

>>6106053
>not using the yuri quotes
Fucking non lesbian scum right here. Garbage.

>>6106092
Just remember to delete your vocaroos. Take measures to protect your chastity! But everyone knows the risk they're taking when they chose this theme.

>>6105998
>>6106022
Basically that

>>6106131
They could always read from this
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/hop_skip_crazy#12

I'm not transgender and I was never molested and 'm not 12! I'm almost 15.

>>6106053
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1frIfOTz7qG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kCkDlgiKru

OH GOD I DON'T EVEN
JUST
I DON'T
I DO NOT
I JUST
DO NOT
DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE ANY MORE

>>6106177
You do a great "gossipy valley girl turned middle aged mom".

Now tell me I'm a good girl and you want to lick my clit. In your normal serious voice.

>>6106163
That's heretical.

>>6106177
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kCkDlgiKru

this is obv a trans woman

>>6106200
That artist was one of the first I ever came across and scared me off animu and mango for a good long time.

Urgh I just recorded one and now vocaroo won't let me upload it. Rude

>>6106216
You know zero lesbians.
OP sounds just like Sally Kohn.

>>6106177

Fucking. 10/10

>>6106226
That's basically the kind of material turning good lesbian girls into straight breeders. Worst part is I couldn't blame them for it.

Does anyone else ever hate trying to find fic from old fandoms? I don't know if it's better or worse these days. We have more archives, but tumblr is so much more precarious than lj ever felt.

>>6106233
>>6106234
You know it's just a troll post? No one uses the term "trans woman". Only T use it because they want to give themselves some semblance of respect. Ignore it.

>>6106244
It may cheer you to find out that he also draws het then! And it is no less horrifying! Asexuality for all!

MORE VOCAROOZ

>>6106258
So just ignore anyone who does.

>>6106256
I considered myself an unforgiven pervert because I like very violent sex culminating in blood, but that shit makes me feel hideous. Jesus Christ, even my knife and blood obsession are nothing compared to that shit. I feel like a Catholic school girl in the Vatican right now.

>>6106277
And so beautifully illustrated.

>>6106230
Fixed

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZbklMyVyQW

How come lesbians always want other women to be lesbians, but when a woman actually comes out as a lesbian, she's torn to shreds with lesbians whining about her perceived flaws?

>>6106233
>>6106234
>>6106248
>>6106258
Only T and male trolls from /b/ say "cis" so which is it "cis lesgen"?

>>6106310

It was a transbian who wanted to separate us into "chill" and "cis" so yeah. Whine to him.

>>6106163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IXWrRdN6IC
I just can't. This is would require some editing and stuff.

>>6106324
hen
tai

>>6106322
It's either that or REAL lesbians. And that would set everyone not a real vaginal lesbian off. They get so irrationally angry when they're reminded that they're psychotic.

>>6106298
She has really masculine facial features however. Is she secretly trans?

Sometimes I feel like the LGBT-people have it way too easy because the talk semantics all too often. Despite making less than 10% of the population, LGBT bicker among themselves so much I cannot comprehend why the greater public haven't already given us an enclave in Africa. Which is good because it would end in a rainbow civil war over who uses the correct nouns and what genders can or should exist in the first place.

Also trans is too prevalent topic in /LGBT despite being a minor minority among a minority. Hell, there are more Muslims than trans in the UK.

I kinda lost my point but LGBT-circles have been ruined for me. The fight for equal rights seems to have turned into a crusade for just for the sake of crusading. So what if the all just go back to our own little circle jerking communities for good? Thanks.

>>6106299

I normally don't like britfag accents, but yours is pretty alright anon.

>>6106324
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying, I wasn't expecting anyone to take it on in the first place. V. impressed senpai

>>6106354
Do not reply

>>6106354
I think she's just English. They're notoriously horsey faced.

>>6106357
Man. I'm not home yet. I'm disgusted by British accents. Now I'm curious.

>>6106362
I got your back bb

>>6106354

Yet another anon who knows zero IRL lesbians.

>>6106299
You sound so fucking cute.

>>6106324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wl8QrA3zij

>>6106299
Where do you live, Anon?

>>6106355
>Which is good because it would end in a rainbow civil war over who uses the correct nouns and what genders can or should exist in the first place.

Most of the people whinging about such topics are straight. If it was just homotalk, you wouldn't be seeing any gay stuff in the news at all.

>So what if the all just go back to our own little circle jerking communities for good?

>saying this in a gen
That's exactly what gens are for, anon.

>>6106322
Of course we would hate to admit that on a public anonymous board that men or even trans are making these threads and the drama.
>>6106328
Cis is an invention by the more nutty arm of trans-feminist activists. Perhaps the arm they use to masturbate with.

>>6106391
It would be great if people actually stayed in their own generals. But the transshit invade other gens.

>>6106359
Ooooh~ JUST don't steal my underwear anonchan~ Whatever you do don't tie me up in ropes after I go all AAAAGH

>>6106360
>>6106362
>>6106364
>>6106374
She has those male characteristics. The flat jaw with gaunt facial muscles, especially the rear corners of the mandibles.

>>6106298
I feel like... I can sympathise with trans people and just wanting to be comfortable in your own body. But at the same time, if you're pre-op I would really want to know that up front.

>>6106409
I have small hands, I promise you'll find the fisting utterly pleasant~

>>6106359
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bZYyUbbdhQ

>>6106411

Again, *you* *do* *not* *know* *lesbians*.

Her face can be a literal manjaw caveman testosterone-for-breakfast (though there's usually a beard shadow and receded hairline), it's the voice and body shape and posture and shit that distinguishes "trans" and "lesbian".
This one, I can tell from her voice she's not.

>>6106431
MMMM SENPAIS A S S
MMM
MM
GLUG

>>6106410
I have heard it and it was something tthat came out of porn. I personally dig biology things which makes people like that mad. I can talk about how lesbians are more often born with male associated traits and brain development. I can also talk about transgenders don't have female brains they have brains with few feminized areas and sexual behavior closer to men. Activists hate biology. Really I just piss everybody off so I shut up now.

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>>6106436
*You* *do* *not* *know* *trans* *voice* *training*

You think she's talking softly because she's relaxed? :^)

>>6106466
I just thought she seemed drunk.

>>6106466
That's how normal women talk naturally, you stupid tranny.

>>6106487
Well then!

>>6106298
How come so many English people have a lisp? The one about calling yourself a lesbian brought up some interesting points.

>>6106468
The penis is analogous in some ways to the clitoris. If you feed an FtM T injections her clit is going to grow and she can start warping her hand around it. Intersex can have similar development. For an MtF eventually the cells in the penis get replaced but they can't undo the dimorphic growth.

Scrotum is just the most disgusting thing to me however.

>>6106477
>>6106490
So trannies can talk like naturally drunk women.

>>6106511
Drunk and English.

>>6106511
I've only ever seen one tranny that ever talked with a genuinely passing voice. She was like 50 and no doubt had a loooot of practice. 98% of them have a "gay man forcing his voice into a higher register" type sound.

Anyway.

KEEP ON VOCAROOING LESGEN.

>>6106511
Why are we talking about trannies when there are natural women posting vocaroos in this thread.

Ahahaha! It was I! Geologist anon who was posting the vocaroos! Hahaha!

>>6106522
It's not we. It's a tRoll.

>>6106512
People often say it's not true if they don't like the idea. I forgot why we are discussion genital development. Once the body has gone through a process called virilization the results can't be reversed. It's a process that affects anybody it touched but it occurs in almost all men naturally. The size and shape of sexual organs is affected by this process.

>>6106533
Oh my god, no wonder. I could tell you're a huge nerd. Jokingly saying lewd mangu shit but won't take any of my lewd requests in her serious voice because she's too shy and awkward. Probably a virgin who would sperg out if a cute women tried to kiss her.

>>6106522
Why do people bring things up about trans if they don't want the trans related response? You might almost believe a public lesbian thread is used by hetero sexual men.

>>6106571
That's because lesgen is 90% straight men and 10% transbians. I know for a fact several of the vocaroos on this thread are mined from other threads.

>>6106576
People also like to believe things just magically happen or develop for simple reasons. They don't care about looking up the complicated truth because that would require some effort. As I said everyone gets pissed off with me.

>>6106593
Which ones? Only like three people actually posted, and I know the one who did requests is real.

>>6106593
But what about the trolls? The trolls are coming. They're big and green. You can only kill them with acid or fire otherwise they regenerate. If you chop a troll in half they grow into two separate trolls.

>>6106593
Last time I posted my photo here I got a lot of compliments. Someone got butthurt that I was getting positive attention and started saying I was a regular poster in the tlg. Your post reminds me of that spergtastic jellyton.

>>6106533
Huh! Who knew. I like your voice but the range and enthusiasm make me feel a little uncomfortable.

>>6106593
hallo friend i am girl

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>>6106625
Trans try to derail lesgen with accusations of everyone being trans. I don't know if they're just trying to derail because the "cis" makes them rage, or if they honestly think anyone believes them so they think accusing qt cis lesbians of being trans will mar our little lezzy fun time.

Pic related. Someone said this was a tranny.

>>6106655
>ignoring the bulge in his shorts and his broad linebacker shoulders
Are you fucking blind

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zl0EXkqDQw
Here's a song called white cis male

people say i have such a male voice

>>6106655
That's pretty clearly a dude.

>>6106655
I honestly can't tell half of the time if someone's pic or voice is trans or if they are fake trans. Sometimes a "cis" is more "trans" than a real trans. I get to the point I really don't care but you're all annoying as hell, all of you. As in screw lgbt I'm going to be an agender asexual just so I can relax.

>>6106674
Post your sexy manly voice

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>>6106671
>>6106665

0/10
New jokes please, resident autists.

>>6106679
I'm super average 5'5" 125lb

>>6106333
Pip pip tally ho, tea and crumpets old chap?

>>6106367
I'd love to whisper sweet nothings into your ear, like nails down a chalkboard~

>>6106375
>>6106357
>Hugboxed
Let me hear your cute voices pls it's 4am and I'd enjoy the company

>>6106383
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>6106701

>not easily being able to tell the difference

do you like, go out in the real world and interact with people?

>>6106667
I like it

>>6106667
Poor wcm

>>6106715
Yes and none of them are like any of you.

>>6106734
That's because we're all inside shitposting on 4chan.

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>>6106734

Down loooo~ooooow
Down loooooo-oooh-whoaaaah

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s07MUzleDqdz

>>6106787
>voo-caroo
Not vo-caroo?

>>6106787
Why do you pronounce vocaroo like a canadian

>>6106804
Funny fun fact tho, the Canadian accent is apparently changing. Less "aboot" and more Valley girl. "Shaws" instead of "shoes"

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>>6106797
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PNjSxV53tq

>>6106674
Me too, buddy. The cons of having a wide chest.

>>6106759
And keep it that way ... or not, stop shit posting ok?

>>6106815

You sound exactly like what I'd expect so far, talk longer though because I can't tell.

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>>6106804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kb5Ncxba2V

For the record, I feel 1000x as autistic as normal saying "anon" out loud.

>>6106823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ALCoTuzLxu

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I wanna make my vagina smell like strawberries.

I saw this stuff from Japan that was like a powder mix you drink and it makes your BO smell like roses. I want to try it but I'm too worried it'll like, destroy my internal organs somehow.

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>>6106846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HG4JZbV7sn

>>6106855
That rose shit is a brand. They have gum and candy, too. Doubt it works.

hey!!!
any other feminists on here?

>>6106703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xeJ9eqCxCn

>>6106868
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2016/04/27/how-to-play-the-woman-card/

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08FWbH4w6Cy

>>6106871
Arnold became trans?

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>>6106873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qtlUCFJdwe

>>6106891
Fucking wrong-ass shit motherfucker bitch cunt.

That was meant for >>6106871

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I think one of my friends was trying to flirt with me the other day and I blew it. It's thrown me for quite the loop.

>>6106885

Cuuuute.

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>>6106881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hzLg6wXlEi
Also you sound like a man.

REEE NORMIES etc etc

>>6106871
Shit that was pretty funny. I'm gonna download it and play it when I feel that way and it'll probably cheer me up

>>6106891
>>6106896
It's a terminator accent

>>6106891

How old are you? You sound 40.

>>6106907
>Also you sound like a man.
Reee you are a transgender trolls and a cis male, everybody ignore and never reply to Canada

>tfw have embarassing adams apple but the most high pitched little girl voice

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>>6106885
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b3HLL6sdUf

>>6106907

Ikr? Why do all MtTs talk like they swallowed sandpaper and haven't had a drink of water in three years.

>>6106930
POST POST POST

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>>6106920
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nmDT9SvwPE

>>6106883
great to know I'm not alone as a lesbian bulldyke who has nothing better to do than complain about how I'm being oppressed!!!

>>6106891
>>6106896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XwBQTpD13T

>>6106949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Va4SqzGeXT

>>6106955

Made me lol. Post again talking about your vagina.

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>>6106955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m5eFZn6MCT

>you will never paint Carly Fiorina's toenails
It hurts to live

>>6106943
No computer.

>>6106974
>she'll never come home after a long day and talk to you about how excited she is to be apart of the election
She's not incredibly my type, but I'm down with this feel

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>>6106961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V3oaDmBfy0

>>6106965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIBl3v9Xv5

>>6106974

Why Carly Fiorina?
I'm into hot republican chicks, but Megyn Kelly c'mon. Carly Fiorina isn't even Ann Coulter level.

>>6106955
I peed myself a little post more bb

>>6107007

Noice.

Are you the resident bi guy orbiter? Your voice is way too deep to be a gay man. Are you as burly and bearded as your voice sounds?

>>6107050
Link pls. I'll go anywhere there are lesbians.

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>>6107050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RIJ0XFkB9g

>>6107050

Is she a lover or a hater?
Or one of those people who acts like she hates a website but just can't stop visiting anyway

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>>6107072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s163xz9L273F

>communist lesbian
No. Thank you.

>>6107054
"lesbians"

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Y'all dykes are boring rn

Okay you've over stayed your welcome. Go away now.

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>>6107133
We're probably flooded with commie dudes.

>>6107146
It's the price to be paid for a vocaroo thread.

>>6107146
>tfw read that as cummy dudes

>>6107002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xJDqSjjptr

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>>6107157
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12967E1BX7f

>>6107163
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1klSwzEutlq

>>6107166
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MEx7NOCnYu

>>6107203
Qt snake

>>6107194

Poison Ivy, fug.
Even online I fail at flirting.

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>>6107203
>>6107215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03pSqcUwzbI

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>>6107229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xokKCTr0At

>>6107243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y8zku2LiAe

>>6107258
You sound like Ryoko's english VA in Tenchi.

Anybody ever been to dinah?

>>6107229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L6we8WqtgP

>>6107290
I want tooooooo.

California-anon should have. If not, she isn't taking advantage of her privilege. She should go to Dinah and take pictures and post them here for us all.

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>>6107271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tmjCOdWzFy

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>>6107285
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IwgvjzzTf0

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>>6107317

>>6106555
true.

all too true

anyway keanu is a fantastic movie and sneaking beer into the theater is stupidly easy
good times

>>6106629
wat
why
what's so bad about having fun
what's so bad about a wide range

Sadly, there have been no voices so far that make me uncomfortable...in my pants.

Anons, post your sexy voices. Maybe if you do, someone will flirt with you.

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>no new yuri scanlation this past week
Jesus

>>6106431
cuuum~
aaaahh~
*Heart* *Squish* *Rub*

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>>6107376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z7T9NRbIlp

>>6107433
You sound fat.

>>6107376
We're not your private harem, anon. You want sexy? You gotta be sexy first.

>>6107440
I have been. I've been flirting with Superanon, and I'll flirt with you too, if you come up with good pick-up lines.

>>6107433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BuJqrcy0sB

>>6107462
Post something then. Amuse me, faggot.

>>6107464
Weird accent for a weird person/10

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>>6107437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CR38q5rrMq

>>6107464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SNHgxInhNY

>>6107476
How can I flirt with you if I don't know anything about you and have nothing to respond to? Anon pls

>>6107482
That's because it's an affectation, meine lieben

>>6107492
Tell me a funny joke. Do it sexy tho.

>>6107491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xtKlVxUntB

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>>6107484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1prQ0uVT8VN

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>>6107506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y3JBnx7QaC

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>>6107476
At least give her a waifu to breathily insult.

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>>6107462
Not her, but I've used up all my good pickup lines. I've typed em all out. Things like
>PAINT ME IN BRUISES LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
or
>PADDLE ME LIKE A SINKING BOAT
or
>EVERYTHING IN THIS PICTURE

>>6107527
BONUS: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0alARsB0yBh

>>6107527
Are you also geo anon that posted a lot of vocaroos earlier?

>>6107545
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IjHz8WyKw9

>>6107549
>greentext in speech form
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fk835hAKwq

>>6107526
Is her arm broken? Because it looks broken.
Why is it broken?

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>>6107563
Nah it's just locked.

Although she does break her arm briefly in episode 7.

>>6107573
fuck how long do you have to wait to delete posts

>>6107527
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HcVk1wtGx2

>>6107581
THAT long!

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>>6107581
>>6107573
lmao you fucked up son

quick! everyone point and laugh

What was >>6107573?
I missed it =(

>>6107587
no no no, more like THIS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D13CzqC6Y3

>>6107598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MRXneQhA3Y

THAT'S MY PURSE fhggfh

>>6107623
Amazong
Tru bliss

>>6107636
Don't make me blush like that anon. It's not fair.

If you post a vocaroo now, shy anons, you're guaranteed some flirting action. C'mon. You know you want to.

>>6105829
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1axCVrEfStQ
That was actually really good
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Iaoe8ui8Hm
mines sucks in comparison

>>6107689
That's not a whistle, you made that with some kind of like...online bird sound effect program. That must be it.

les gen, is it possible to find a woman who

>doesn't want kids
>doesn't want to get married
>okay with living in a apartment in the big city for the rest of her life.

I just want to focus on my gf, my dog or cat, my career, and my hobbies.

>>6107713
Depends on which big city, anon.

>>6107713

I'm 2/3. But sadly I do want a waifu. I want her to be legally my property and I am legally her property.

>>6107698
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11CSpxsqJEf
here's a steaming pile of shit for proof

I can piss off robins and cardinals reeeal bad

>>6107722
a nice one. Depends what we both agree on.

>>6107741
can't we refer to each other as wives, get rings for each other without all the legal hassle and stupidly expensive and boring ceremony?

>>6106811
>"Shaws"
Late to the party but what? Who says?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ygrDWuONVX

>>6107742
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lk7xQ1NVrM

>>6107744
Any place with good, reliable public transport is a plus in my metaphorical book. It'd also be nice if the city held any kind of sci fi/comic/anime cons because that's one of my biggest hobbies. Thirdly, a city that has great public libraries and bookstores would also be ideal.

>>6107751
>stupidly expensive and boring ceremony

I don't want a wedding at all either, anon. I just want a wife. Legally and officially. If she doesn't want to make that commitment, then our relationship must not be that meaningful.

>>6107760

I like your voice. You sound athletic and confident. Am I right?

>>6107760
That sounds so nice. Way nicer than my bird chirps. Color me jealous, anon

>>6107776
I'm stupid, I meant that compliment for >>6107752

>>6107767
JAYSUS be my long term gf

>>6107784
Did you actually play that? Who are you?

If you really did play that, how can I get you into my pants?

>>6107777

Yeah but your actual voice is strong and my actual talking voice is weak, GeoQuadsgetAnon, so you win.

So why is my whistling strong and your whistling sounds like a tiny little baby bird?

>>6107757
Get each other mood rings. That's what my mom and her boyfriend did. They're so fucking cute together, the old farts.

>>6107770
>If she doesn't want to make that commitment, then our relationship must not be that meaningful.

I'm 100% ready to be committed to taking care of my gf and staying with her for the rest of my life, I just personallly think marriage is the meaningless institution with unnecessary legal paperwork bullshit.

I mean, I'll even buy her a >>6107757
fukken $5000 dollar ring. I just don't want to be married EVER.

>>6107795
I can't whistle normally. I learned to whistle when my dog ran away. I tried so damn hard to call her back with a whistle. Finally my tongue made the right shape on my retainer and a bird whistle came out.

How do you whistle so clearly? I could never figure out how to place my lips. Forming them into the right shape seems impossible.

>>6107789
Okay, anon. Are you already in a city that possesses those traits or would we have to move?

>>6107766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sgp7p0wa3D

>>6107782
Thanks, and sorry to disappoint but
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BsfkIcF4Mo

>>6107810
it does have those things but there are better cities with better versions of all those nice things you mentioned. Although the better cities are way more expensive to live in.

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>>6107713
I'm on board with all of those except the big city part. Big cities are a hellscape.

>>6107795
Oh, and did you do the kill bill whistle? If I heard that while walking around town I'd get kinda stalkerish until there was a decent opportunity to talk with you.

>>6107812
Are you at least not fat or pale? I'll wife you up.

>>6107822
wow the bokeh makes the woman in the bg's neck look yaoi-long

>>6107823
Yeah!
Oh my god, I had such the crush on Elle Driver. I shipped her with Beatrix Kiddo because there's nothing better than two badasses hatefucking.

>>6107817
The place I live currently is pretty expensive by regional standards--US southeasterner here--but it's not NYC or San Francisco-tier, not yet anyway. I could deal with anything under $900 a month for your average apartment. Even so, I'd rather not spend so much on housing if I can help it.

>>6107828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bNR2YJheJu

>>6107844
You want to be a 30+ kissless virgin?
Are you on your way to accomplishing that goal?

>>6106787
WHAT -IN- THE- HELL

>>6107860
Post your voice, S.

>>6107835
I don't wanna know how much you're paying rent. I'm paying at almost 300 bucks per month and I live with two roommates. It's not too bad.

>>6107875
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT how do I keep quoting the wrong people.

But yeah, guitar anon and S both post your voices.

>>6107854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X7dSIbCf05

>>6107870
I actually don't pay anything because I'm still living with my folks until I can afford to move out. Even so, it helps to be aware of trends in the housing/rent market.

>I'm paying at almost 300 bucks per month and I live with two roommates.

I'm pretty certain that this will be the sort of future to which I must look forward, but I'm not the sort who needs to live alone. Still, it'd be nicer to live with a qt gf than random strangers.

How did you meet your roommates?

>>6107833
Haha same. I always loved the tendon between the two of them.

Well you seem like top quality for a little no pressure date. Good tastes and a good whistle are a great combination.

The major downside to an anonymous board that links people across the world has, once again, been revealed.

>>6107889
Tension, you get what I mean. Turned off the computer and started phone posting. Typos abound.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h23gaOjcyL

>>6107889

:(

I'm guessing you're like a eurofag.

>>6107860
I love scratchy fret noises. They sound so wholesome, like deep breathes between lyrics. If being a shut in helped you gain a productive hobby then it certainly isn't a waste of time at least.

>>6107907
Naw, but might as well be, seeing as America is so fuggin huge. Different states might as well be different countries, you know what I mean?

>>6107888
my 1st roommate is my sister. She's very reliable and generally I do her laundry, pay for her and my groceries, clean the apartment for her, etc.

My 2nd roommate is my buddy from highschool. We were estrangled while in college and out of sheer luck we bonded over minecraft post college. Her parents divorced and kicked her out of the house so I offered her to come split the rent with me. It worked out fantastic since she's my best bro and she's also very reliable and a dependable honest person. She's also anal about keeping shit clean so she'll clean the house for everyone lol.

I was really lucky. I had decent roommates before. The ones I have now are the best arrangement.

If you're living with someone, make sure you can trust them, they can pay the rent on time, you get along with them, and they're not druggies.

>>6107917
Honestly I'd relocate for the right person, nothing's keeping me here. The midwest gets pretty boring after you've lived here over 20 years.

>>6107916
Hey it's my exercise induced asthma medication. You trying to make meth or taking them for weight loss?

Just a heads up, they fuck with your heart and liver. Don't drink while on em.

But damn playing guitar on a comfy porch in the woods sounds like heaven. Makes me miss my vacations. Always in the woods so I can wake up to that morning mist and bird song. A strong cup of coffee and a solid stretching session. Gosh you make it seem so lovely to be you.

>>6107866
No.
...

why would anyone even want to hear my dyke ass anyway. posting any part of yourself in here is like voluntarily standing infront of a fiering squad

>>6107917
>huge
>Different states might as well be different countries
Are you kidding? Your states are tiny.
Much love,
Canada

>>6107920
Wow, anon, you definitely lucked out, I'm glad it's all working out so well for you.


>If you're living with someone, make sure you can trust them, they can pay the rent on time, you get along with them, and they're not druggies.

Noted, noted, noted, and noted.

But how can I be the best roommate that I can be? Would it help to have character references?

>>6107932
>posting any part of yourself in here is like voluntarily standing infront of a fiering squad

Not unless you're a MAN. Are you a MAN, S?

Srs just delete it after 5min if you regret.

>>6107923

Wth is that

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>>6107858
Now how have I managed to shock our resident tranny today?

>>6107930
That's part of why I'm a geologist. You get to travel/have to travel for work. I'm a teachers assistant bear chicago for now, but not long ago I was a student in North Carolina, and next year I'll be either back there, or in Arizona or Michigan or even the Pacific Northwest depending on who gives me the most money for my master's degree.

Makes finding a girlfriend hard as shit though. Beats spending the rest of my life in marshy flat chicago though. Landscapes formed by Continental glaciation are so boring!

>>6107943
>But how can I be the best roommate that I can be? Would it help to have character references?

If it's strangers you're questioning, you and them will have to take a leap of faith.

Best places to look for roommates are old friends or family of yours whom you know for a fact will do good by you.

>>6107944
no matter what I say act do, you guys will always and for ever troll the fuck out of it. I'm in here for different reasons than the average channeler. Not going to set myself up for failure. Already fucked myself up with one of you in here, not doing it again.

>>6107951
Why

>>6107966

Then...post....but....not....as....S?
That way you won't ruin that sparkling 4chan reputation that's so important to you.

Also what reasons

>>6107935
Population density plays a factor for sure. So does the fact that you have provinces, not states. If Canada wasn't flooded with geologists already (no really it's impossible to get a job up there for us) I'd move there just for the scenery.

I thought I had total dyke voice, but my voice sounds waay more feminine than what I hear. Weird.

How are your recorded voices different from what you normally hear, lesgen?

>>6107976
w-what's the difference between provinces and states? I thought they were the same thing?