Cis LesGen

>>6087083
I remember when I first held hands and gave the first kiss in public. It culminated in my gf slapping my ass and groping my tits in movie theater. Good times <3

>>6087101
Sorry anonamoose.
Ugh, now we have fatgen.

I would only date a chubby girl if she was a qt tomboy with long hair I would never date a fat femme.

>>6087155
I wouldn't date fat girl ever. Jesus Christ, eating properly and going to gym isn't that hard.
>tfw I would date a skinny NEET no matter how shitty her lifestyle is

>>6087155
OP only gets to be an anonamoose if she's Canadian, and she's too angry to be Canadian

>>6087101
Please don't, it's not that big a deal.
(inb4 you make up a bunch of bs about why I must have an agenda for saying this)

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>house after party drunken bullshit
>girl I crush on, possibly lesbian, other drunk folks, and I walking up stairs
>all really really drunk
>crush stumbles a bit
>help steady her and hold her hand up the rest of the way
>she gets embarrassed for being too drunk saying "I'm ok ok you don't need to help me I'm ok I'm drunk but don't babysit me"
>me "Maybe I just wanna hold your hand?"
>"oh. ok that's fine then"
>hold hands rest of the night

I'm never that smooth sober.

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>>6087161
>would date a skinny NEET
Helloooooo, nurse!

Is picrelated fat?

Seeing how awful okcupid is, has anyone tried their lesbian-only site pinkcupid? Is it the same SJW fest?

>>6087196
never heard of it. I'm sure it's got some sjw shit festering in it. Just about everything does.

>>6087196
Too many SJW's for your own good. I've started to believe that the only women worth dating are met IRL in college, work and other suitable places. Not in parties and definately not online. Lesbian population is painfully small and the amount of eligible, dateable women is even less.

Going to London in a few days. Any qt British chicks wanna hold my hand?

>>6087235
Come to Cambridge and I might even hug you.

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>>6087196
>>6087226
If it's got lesbians it's probably got SJWs, unfortunately. They even try to come here.

>>6087236

I think the farthest north we're going is oxford. Boooo

>>6087253
Then no love for you!

>>6086943
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>>6086943
This is the real lesgen thread it was made first. Sage and report this autistic thread it is a duplicate.

>>6087196
there was one ridiculously hot soft butch chick on there. Fit, great short hair cut, the face of a 10/10 femme girl but she wearing a tank top and jeans.

So out of my league I wanted to kill myself.

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>>6087196

I'm checking out the site now and I feel like I was transported back to the 90's.

Pic related, too. You sure this is supposed to be lesbian-only?

>>6087265
I really don't get these labels. I have short hair, can wear tank tops and jeans and be tomboy-like, but I can also dress more feminine and I wear make-up pretty much every day.
Oh well, it's not like it matters anyway since single lesbians don't exist where I live.

>>6087284
I haven't registered and have no idea - you be brave and test the waters, anon.

>>6087284
it's literally impossible to have a lesbian only dating site. Too many dumb straight guys, too many catfishers, too many delusional transbians, and too many straight girls who want to experiment


But honestly, I don't have much of a problem for straight or bi chicks who just wanna fuck. I don't even mind being the side fuck for a married straight girl or a girl who's on the down low.

>>6087289
I say soft butch because she dresses like a dyke and in her photo she did that "swagga" pose that so many white ass butch chicks like to emulate so much.

But she's pretty and slim, so she can easily wear a dress and look like your typical hot straightie.

>>6087265
Maybe she'll like you for your personality.

>>6086943
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>>6086943
This is the correct lesgen thread. Get in here. This one is about to be deleted soon

>>6087284
>lesbian until graduation

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>>6087167
I hate you Canadians. Your accent and you being "nice" is bullshit. And if you're not Canadian I hate you regardless. I have premed to study for.

>>6087265
I spill it hard when a good looking woman shows interest in me. Like what do I say? What do I do? What lies should I tell? It's all just too much for me f.a.m

>>6087331
Gonna post titties now since it's gonna be deleted

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>>6087196
I'm seeing a lot of masculine women on this site. That's good, that means they're True Lesbians.

I think the ugly site design helps turn off the young faker trendbians and SJWs. The site seems to skew older too, so maybe you grannychasers can get your rocks off.

>>6087372
I'm not generally particularly interested in titties, but they're nice.

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>>6087372
oh sweet lord above

>>6087339
well at least it sorts out the fakes

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>>6087372
oh shit my bad that was more ass than titties than I remembered


oh well

game of thrones now. Anyone watch? Snek sisters are shit but pretty to look at.

>never gonna see anymore sansa/margery interaction to fuel my dreams

>>6087374
What is this. David Caradine back from the dead?

>>6087384
What is that? Boobs for ants?

>>6087384
>Anyone watch?
I don't but I'll probably have to start if they've passed the books. I know stuff is different, but not different enough.

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>>6087392
wow I am so sorry. Damn me to hell

>>6087372
No it won't be. Fatgen has been reported as trolling and it's the one that's going to be deleted

>implying mods actually give a shit

>>6087399
This girl is cute as hell, the others not so much. Didn't even watch the last two episodes of season five since it was bothering me to hell. Probably gonna watch season six though, since Martin will never finish the fucking books.

>>6087361
>I hate you Canadians. Your accent and you being "nice" is bullshit.
Hey now, the "being nice is bullshit" bit is true (especially regarding Americans) but what's wrong with our accent?

>>6087412
It doesn't exist. You all sound like Glenn Beck

>>6087372
>tfw your boobs will never look normal like hers
>tfw your butt will never be as big as hers
>tfw your hands will never be as small as hers
triggered

>>6087412
Why can't you say house, about, and just the general "ou" sound correctly? Also I've been to Canada, you're not any more friendly than the typical American. In fact, you're kinda fucking rude - honking your horns and lying about Canadian coins being worth the same as US ones.

>>6087422
You've never worked with Canadians.

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>>6087270
>Creating yet another civil war, just what lesgen needs.
Ahem.

CIVIL WAR MAY 5TH GET HYPE

Anyone else buy expensive-ass premier tickets with assigned seating and shit? I legit took the day off work. Debating whether I should just go in generic SHIELD gear or do a proper Black Widow cosplay.

The difference is basically just the wig desu.

>>6087432
hah you suck

cis and my tits look like this.

I know people shit on porn a lot but it's done wonders for my self esteem. Helped me realize I was gay but also normal. Like oh other girls have a variety of looking tits that are attractive. My nipple size is ok. Vagina too. And nobody notices stretch marks. Hell I've sen girls with amazing bodies and c-section scars and still hot. Minor shit don't matter.

Some of my old amateur bullshit is on the internet but I'm afraid it'll get popular again. Not that my face is anywhere in it but nah, it's neat but too weird seeing my own body on some porn /gif/ shit.

>>6087493
Civil War is out tomorrow in my country. Don't know if I'll go thursday or not.

>>6087493
Nah. I'm into comics but not that into the movies.

Civil War the comic was so goddamn shitty I can't feel the hype for anything. I feel a little hype for suicide squad. I'm really curious for wonderwoman and dr strange. But that's my hype limit for cape movies rn.

>>6087490
>correctly
typical American

>honking your horns
Excuse me???? No Canadian city can come close to the honkfests that are LA and NYC.

Our dollar being shit works out for you guys though, you can wander up here and get stuff for cheap.

>>6087422
>Glenn Beck
Rude.

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>>6087505
Before America? What crazy-ass country you from, anon?

Also, are you hype? MOTHERFUCKER

DO

YOU

HAVE

SUFFICIENT

HYPE?

>>6087513
I'm actually intentionally holding off on reading the comic or any of its tie-ins until after the movie. I want to go in pure and unspoiled.

ALSO
>not that into the movies
>but into Zach Snyder's shit-ass abortions of the DC movieverse
PIG. DISGUSTING.

>>6087405
It was the first thread and now this one is full of noodz and going to be banned
Here is the real lesgen

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>>6087544
Nobody loves you and you're going to die alone.

>>6087541
France.
I'm moderately hype, since nobody will probably die or make significant decisions and status quo will remain. I'm hype for Spider-Man, though.

>>6087529
>Any Canadian city coming close to the size and renown of NYC or LA
>"you can wander up here and get stuff for cheap"
>Going to Canada
>Ever

I remember being little and learning about the Mexicans jumping the fence. We were little girls but we planned to conquer Canada to gain more room but we were kinda bummed we'd get literally nothing else out of it.

>>6087493
I've never seen any of the Captain America movies. I wish I had a friend into that stuff to go with me.

>>6087496
>anon posts her tits
>image deleted

;_________;

ruined my fkn day

Now I want to see porn with a lesgenner in it p. badly

>>6087420
I've never really given the show a chance, so I can't say how it compares. I always prefer reading to watching, unless the visuals add something to the experience (which they don't in this case, at least for me).

>It's why I'm perfectly fine with the comics and books I like never getting shows/movies made.
I get this. People get hype when adaptations are announced but I just feel dread.

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>>6087541
>I'm actually intentionally holding off on reading the comic or any of its tie-ins until after the movie. I want to go in pure and unspoiled.

>ALSO
>not that into the movies
>but into Zach Snyder's shit-ass abortions of the DC movieverse
PIG. DISGUSTING.

Honestly if the movie is good still don't read the comics or tie-ins. Marvels movie tie-ins have been pretty shitty and don't last. They're just low effort money grabs expecting basic movie goers might grab a couple #1s just for having the right title and being #1 and then never be back.

Only thing worth shit from Civil War is pic related.


>also
>all that implying
>haven't even seen the snyder shit
>cause I knew it would be shit but also just didn't give a fuck for it
>but I do wanna see solo wonderwoman and suicide squad
>which have little of his influence so fite me

>>6087578
It was just an example, not her actual tits.

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>>6087568
>since nobody will probably die or make significant decisions and status quo will remain
Ayyyyyyyyyy lmao
We'll see

>I'm hype for Spider-Man, though.
He looks really good, right? I especially like that he's, like, a teenager, so there's this weird rift going on.

I'm seriously so hype I'ma lose my shit, man.

>>6087576
If you live in California you should come with me. DUDE I'll get you totally caught up on the MCU. I need someone to absorb my hype, man.

>>6087581
Nah I'm definitely gonna read it. I LOVE Marvel's shit, man. There's no way I'd miss Civil War. IME the comics and the movies make each other better.

I do grant that solo Wonderwoman might not be *entirely* god-awful. I hear that idiot isn't helming it so

>>6087576
>Any Canadian city coming close to the size and renown of NYC or LA
That's the point sis, we're like the cool indie band version of America.
LA is gross and horrible anyway, I don't know why anyone would want it (NYC is pretty cool though).

>we planned to conquer Canada
You tried that once, we burned down the white house.

>>6087581
>NEXTWAVE
This was so fucking good. We'll never have another comic-book like that. Maybe GwenPool, but only one issue has been released so far so can't say anything about it for now.

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>>6087598
lmao I legitimately said "man" three times in that post

i hang out with guys too much send help

>>6087496
b-but those tits look normal unlike mine
my nipples kinda resemble hers too in that they are pretty big and puffy but i have no boob tissue to go with
i don't think puffy nips on an ironboard flat chest are attractive to be honest

>>6087493

SHEEEEIT i forgot that was soon.
I need to go see that now goddamn.

I mean its not Star Wars, but Im still hype af.

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>>6087600
>cool
>indie
I can't allow you to live.
You and me. Knife fight on the border.

>>6087598
I wish boo boo. But I'm in the northwest. Bootleg it for the rest of us. I'll have a sense of pride when you don't jiggle the camera, breathe into the mic, or when people need to keep passing in front of you.

>>6087598
>Nah I'm definitely gonna read it. I LOVE Marvel's shit, man. There's no way I'd miss Civil War. IME the comics and the movies make each other better.
>I do grant that solo Wonderwoman might not be *entirely* god-awful. I hear that idiot isn't helming it so

Solo wonderwoman could be good. If only because wonderwoman is best solo otherwise in group shit she gets written all EXTREMEM VIOLENT WARRIOR WOMAN CONTRASTING YOUR FEMININE EXPECTATIONS EDGE. On her own she's a woman that understands the true costs of war and picks compassion first and honesty above everything and other cool values. Basically a magical girl grown up.

I get that you seem into this dc/marvel stuff but with comics you gotta let go of the superhero and pay more mind to the writers/artists. You figure how to avoid shit that way. Like maybe you LOVE blue beetle but that writer? Nah you gotta skip it. It's gonna be shit.

>>6087603
>This was so fucking good. We'll never have another comic-book like that. Maybe GwenPool, but only one issue has been released so far so can't say anything about it for now.

I think it's goes in waves. Like right now comics are in their edge wave like 90s but it'll pass and we'll be back to good fun sooner or later.

THEME SONG ALL THE FUCKING SAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xuosmf1_mKs

I'd never want it as a live action show or movie. It's gotta be some animated nonsense. Adult swim pick up or some similar bull

>>6087598
>I need someone to absorb my hype, man.
I'm so sad that I live nowhere near you. I love catching rides on other people's hype trains. Midnight release? I'll bring the camp chairs and takeout! Multi-hour lineups? I'll hold your place for bathroom runs and fetch snacks! Expensive exclusive showings? Tell me when and where, I'll buy plane tickets. Long-winded nitpicking and passionate verbal essays about why you love this thing the way you do? I'M THERE.

>>6087493
>MCU
Seriously, shitty movies.

>>6087657
>Knife fight on the border.
>northwest
Name your crossing, I'll see how many times I can say soh-rry before you slice me up like a garburator.

>>6087704
This anon is right, I personally can not get anyone being hyped for yet another entry in a series of (at best) mediocre action flicks.

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>>6087654
YEEEES

>>6087657
Awwww man.

>>6087659
It's a mix of hero/universe and writer/artist, yo. You can't ignore one or the other.

And thx for your input but I'ma go ahead and like the things I like.

>>6087683
DUDE I am very good at contagious hype! I need people to drag with me! Move to goddamn California and GET ON THIS GODDAMN HYPE TRAIN

>>6087704
>>6087732
They will never find either of your bodies.

>>6087735

Man, I'd fucking love to go see the film with you.
You're adorably hype.

>>6087732
They're good for no-brains needed Friday Netflix&chill, giving a reason fuck. Besides, there are lots of better actions films with actual plots, not "Monster/Villain of the movie"-type flicks.
>>6087735
Bring on lil shit.

>>6087735
>DUDE I am very good at contagious hype!
I believe it, you've already succeeded in being the only person to ever tempt me to move to California.

>>6087600
>we burned down the white house.
Did that actually happen?

>>6087811
Technically it was the British army, but we like to pretend.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_of_Washington

>>6087836
Fucking brits

>>6087864
Suits you, colonial rebels!
>tfw never having Union Jack over the white house

>>6087864
Hey, don't talk shit about Mom and Dad.

>>6087875

It wasn't the White House until after it was burnt (repainted white to cover up the burnt facade). So no, never a Union Jack over the White House in any respect.

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>>6087891
I was adopted.

>>6087915
Well at least you weren't a cuckoo chick, displacing the existing inhabitants of someone else's nest.

>>6087894
Apparently that's a myth.

>>6087915
Due the day my ancestors invaded that blasted island.
>>6087894
You can't get a suitable house for your pathetic excuse of a royal without British help.

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>>6087758
>>6087787
CALIFORNIA

I've even got spare SHIELD gear you can wear!

This is too much hype to be contained within one person!

I'm good at spreading hype, yo. I've got half my office watching Agents of SHIELD and two new Supergirl recruits.

GET

ON

THIS

TRAIN

>>6087764
> I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you admit the MCU's brilliance now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

>>6087937
>I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Aslan?

>>6087937
The Others take you!

>>6087936
Hilariously enough, if the historical fiction novel we all read in primary school is to be believe we actually invited you in (Well, the Normans, I think?) to help us batter the heads off each other. So of course, once you'd your foot in the door you kept coming. Fucking immigrants.

>>6087937
>CALIFORNIA
B-but it's so hot and sunny, and your ocean is scurry.

>>6087717
Well now I just want to tie ya up and fuck ya. Of course I'd wiggle us back on to American soil. It's only good if it's American-style lesbian rape.

>>6087864
Nothing good about them. Nothing. But their overuse of the letter "u" is the grinder of all my gears.

>>6087956
That was the time of Norman rulers, not Anglo-Saxons. As far as I know, some Irish cunt asked Normans for help and that's how it all started. Now we still have to deal with the Northern Ireland. So yeah, thanks a lot Normans and my ancestors.

>>6087937
>two new Supergirl recruits.
I think one of these is me (or am I an old recruit?) and you've actually recruited me into starting on Agents of SHIELD too.

>>6087937
>I've even got spare SHIELD gear you can wear!


...You're adorable.
I'd come see it but im in the UK and that's a world away nigguh

>>6087997
>I'd come see it but im in the UK and that's a world away nigguh
Step it up anon, I've flown almost that far to see a movie before. Supergirl anon is waiting for you.

>>6087935
>Apparently that's a myth.

Thank you for correcting me, and WP has enlightened my ignorance.

The White House has always been painted white. It was never formally called "The White House" until Teddy Roosevelt's administration, and only officially called it during FDR's administration. Those Roosevelts sure knew how to communicate the point, huh?

>>6088016
There are Anons in UK too, my dear Anon.

>>6087981
>Northern Ireland
Yeah man, good luck with that. How you feeling about Brexit?

>>6087975
>Well now I just want to tie ya up and fuck ya
No you don't, you're a racist and I'm off-white. I bet you REALLY want to stab me now, eh?
I assumed we'd be fighting on American soil anyway -- I've got cross-border health insurance and trusted traveler status AND I'm a nice Canadian so I'm willing to let this go down on your side of the 49th.

>>6088032
But that's not an ADVENTURE.

>>6088044
Kinda divided. I truly understand why the Union sucks. When I was younger and still had good abs, I supported the EU because it brought more opportunities, continental qt's closer to UK and all that. Now the Brexit is more tempting because EU is basically ruled from Berlin and everyone is sticking to their own borders because of the refugee crisis. I don't Britain paying the price for that bloody skite. On the other hand, we got the best deal when we joined the union and it does have some serious benefits. So I don't know but my family is voting for Brexit. Probably I'll be the black sheep and vote to stay in the EU because of the economic opporturnities and French qts.
>>6088053
Trip to East End is an adventure. Go to Newham if you want an exotic adventure with angry and violent, cannibalistic natives and assault rifles.

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>>6087960
Not that hot. Pretty sunny tho. It's nice, although I do miss the rain.

Don't worry about the ocean. Just gotta keep an eye out for those earthquakes.

>>6087989
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I meant in my office, though. With all the anonymity I couldn't get a count of the converts here.

I'm actually about to start my... nth rewatch of AoS right now. I lost count around 5 or 6. Just finished my latest Avengers rewatch, 'bout to dive into season 1.

>>6087997
DOOOO IIIIIIIT

>>6088116
>Avengers rewatch

Watch the Rifftrax. It is amazing. They rip on Hawkeye so bad it brought me to tears.

>>6088053
>But that's not an ADVENTURE.

How this for an adventure then.
>Walking down the street.
>Cars stops by.
>Cute girl orders you to get inside.
>Five minutes later you're in bdsm nightclub fighting off vampires and shit.

>>6088242
Normal weekend in the sinister student organisations of Oxford.

>>6088107
That does not sound like a very fun adventure.

>>6088242
Well you can hope for an adventure like that to come to you if that's your jam, but in the meantime you can still have more everyday adventures.

>>6088116
I was already hype, but you've furthered the hype. GG superanon. Currently re-watching all the MCU movies in prep.

In other news, I found out I have a doppelganger who has done amateur porn. She looks identical and even has the same (or very similar) birthmark on her butt. Really weird.

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>>6088248
There's no such thing as vampires.
Freaks however.....
May be a pain in the ass.
Quite literally, a pain in the ass.

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>>6088168
...I may have to do that.

>>6088242
This is something that could actually happen in the right parts of SF.

>>6088281
Yeeeeeeeees! I bet I can get all the way through AoS and the concurrent movies again before Civil War.

You should be here so we can bolster each other's hype, anon.

>>6088047
It's true that I'm a racist but it's in the same vein as homophobes. The violent homophobes are just closeted. Likewise, I'm racist to combat the desire to slap colored booty.

>>6088242
I feel like the reference is above me.

>>6088116
I mean for swimming! There's pollution and sharks and shit.

>>6088287
Look sweet summer child, I know. But I'd take vampire over certain part of the society any time.

>>6088281
So you gonna post the name of Ms. Doppleganger or are you just going to cuntpunch us all right in our curiosity atoms?

>>6088328
>tfw no vampire gf to turn you and make you her loyal and dependent servant for eternity

>>6088346
You sound like Heather from Vampire the masquerade: Bloodlines. Good think I love that game.

>>6088357
thing*

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>>6088357
Isn't there a rumor of a remake?

>>6088370
There's been a lot of rumors about a remake and about a whole new game about the same universe. Some studio bought the rights a while ago. I don't remember which one but still. I'd give the soul of my second concubine for that game.

>>6088312
As much as the Canadian in me wants to bring the repressed multicultural out in you, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the suggested vector. Can't we go back to knife fighting?

>>6088378
Just the second concubine? Not the first concubine and your favorite daughter?

>>6088379
Typical Canadian, chokes at the finish line.
Knife + Rape is my favorite anime

>>6088403
I sold my daughters to Lucifer and the first concubine knows too much. For her, it's either eternal servitude or death. Second concubine is expendable meat and besides, I can always get another NEET.

>>6088116
>I meant in my office, though. With all the anonymity I couldn't get a count of the converts here.
Oh, of course. Good point.

>lost count around 5 or 6
Whoa, I can't say I've rewatched any series that many times. Do you notice new stuff still? Or change your opinion on things? I mean, that kind of stuff usually happens during rewatches but maybe not by the time you exceed six.

>>6088403
>implying that OP's favorite daughter isn't also her second concubine

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I raise you a valid philosophical question which will trouble our youth in the future as technology continues to advance.
Gynoids and lesbianism
Is it really homosexuality? Or just a very expensive way of masturbation?

Now, really. Joking aside. It's going to be one hell of a complicated thing, the future that is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0SVIA5SaLg

>>6088403
It rather seems like you'd prefer it if I did so.
>Knife + Rape is my favorite anime
Is this some kind of code for Kannazuki no Miko?

>>6088440
New fetish acquired!

>>6088456
All I know is you're aboot to have my vag in your mooth.

>>6088445
>Is it really homosexuality? Or just a very expensive way of masturbation?

Mind. Blown.

Now obviously in the beginning, people will accept it as just a very advanced sex toy. But the more humanlike the robots become....the more lines will be blurred.....

It might even be more confusing for straights. Imagine if you could find a robot with artificial semen or an artificial womb to be the mother or father of your child. Then it becomes much more than just a sex toy.

>>6088475
>All I know is you're aboot to have my vag in your mooth.
Well that's one way to avoid listening to a Canadian accent.

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>>6088314
Oh, what? No our beaches are fine for swimming. Water's clear and blue as far as the eye can see. Shark attacks are also vanishingly rare, you're more likely to get killed driving to the beach. There's a reason we all surf. Our beaches are great.

>>6088431
Yes! Not as frequently anymore, I think the second watch through was the best, but you pick up on little things. It's such a meticulously written and put-together show, you notice these little tiny details that they took the time to get right. It can also get fun once you get to the point where you can read lines along with the actors. There are some amazing speeches in there.

It's also great to get into extensive discussions about the show between rewatches. You definitely notice new things and new perspectives that way.

I don't usually rewatch this many times, but AoS is a special case. The whole thing is just beautifully crafted.

>>6088513
Do you seriously surf? As in you're decently good at it?

Urrrr, I want to try surfing so bad. Surfers look so free and shit. My balance sucks though.

>>6088513
I've grown up with rocky beaches, so all that sand is hard to get used to. It gets EVERYWHERE. I did enjoy surfing when I tried it though, it's quite a workout.

>>6088524
I had more trouble with timing when to start paddling and when to stand up than with balance, but I've done some snowboarding and windsurfing so maybe that helped.

>>6088513
Neat. I know what you mean, it's super rewarding to find those little pieces that match up smoothly but flew under conscious radar the first time.

>It's also great to get into extensive discussions about the show between rewatches.
Yes! Mulling over a show on your own is one thing, but there are always more layers that are unearthed when discussing it with another. Even if you're mostly just agreeing with each other.

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>>6088524
I surf in the way we all surf, pretty much. Like I have surfed a few times, but I'm not surf-fluent, yknow?

It's actually totally terrifying. Cuz you inevitably fall off your board, right? And then you're under the water and the waves are pulling you every which way and you don't know which way is up.

Fun, but terrifying.

>>6088564
>so all that sand is hard to get used to.
That's so funny to hear. I can't imagine a beach without tons of sand.

>>6088708
Yeees! I managed to get my coworkers into it enough that I can ramble at them about the show the day after it airs. Like they all know they need to watch it on time because I'll come flying in in the morning like "DID YOU WATCH IT? DID YOU WATCH IT?!" and go for a way-too-enthusiastic discussion.

If there's nobody to absorb my hype, I'll MAKE people to absorb my hype. Nothing can contain the hype!

Also uuuuugh the pilot is so fucking good I just wanna have sex with it.

>>6088740

Out of curiosity, were you the one who shilled me on Jessica Jones a while back?

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>>6088740
>I can't imagine a beach without tons of sand.
This is my favorite kind of waterfront, maybe it's not technically a beach but I'm not sure what else to call it. No sand problems, no slow wading in, just find a deep enough spot and dive. Lots of cool (and tasty) shit living on the rocks too.

No good for surfing though. But OK for windsurfing and kayaking!

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Fellow Oregon girls?
I will NOT host.

>>6088300
I wish anon, alas, I live in buttfuck nowhere, otherwise known as Australia.

>>6088330
Wish I could. Unfortunately I only saw it on /b/ in passing and I didn't think to save it.

>>6088740
>Like they all know they need to watch it on time because I'll come flying in in the morning like "DID YOU WATCH IT? DID YOU WATCH IT?!"
This is excellent, I wish my office had one.

>I'll MAKE people to absorb my hype.
But how do you pry rewarding discussion out of them? I've tried with my coworkers and they give me nothing.

So what is the general concensus here on why the trans women are so insufferable? Their threads aren't even similar it seems to be a bunch of trip using autistics. I'd gander most aren't transbian but just annoying.


I ask because I was on campus today and I met two "transbian" "friends" and I've been scratching my head trying to figure it out. One of them was like a normal chick the other was this annoying child with blue hair. Same age about 20.

I understand some men experience body mismatch syndrome or disphoria over their body, and I understand that it is independent from their gender or sexual preferences, but like...why does it seem like they all have autism? In theory, if they were as claimed 'lesbians' shouldn't their threads look similar? It's night and day.

My only hypothesis is they never had a "normal" upbringing and hid in their heads a bit too long and now they're scrambling to catch up as a girl and regressing in mental age and maturity? Like I grew up confused on my gender until I was about 16 or so and started fooling around with older girls.

I don't want to spread vitriol, but I honestly don't understand what the social disconnect is. Society must have broken them or something or they're all just mentally ill. I wish they wouldn't try to identify as lesbians. I can accept trans.

>>6088863
>Oregon
Nope, but hooray for the gorgeous pacific northwest.

>>6088915
>they never had a "normal" upbringing and hid in their heads a bit too long and now they're scrambling to catch up as a girl and regressing in mental age and maturity?

Exactly this. And they live through anime because yuri anime is a fantasy of pure idealistically girly and childish waifus and 2D girls don't trigger them physically, maybe because they aren't real, maybe because they lack secondary sex characteristics.

Sometimes I wonder if anime turns submissive beta men to trans like how 4chan turns straight isolated men bisexual...

>>6088960
Oregon > Washington
just so you know.

>>6088915

I guess being fair, the ones on 4chan probably arent representative becuase this is a pretty odd and self-selecting community.

I have no real idea though, I've only known one trans lesbian in real life and she was pretty normal.

>>6089015
Cool, why don't you talk about it with them? And I'm being sarcastic if you couldn't tell. Just stop.

>>6089001
I've always loved Anime myself, but I never fetishized it and I never understood the more...kawaii stuff. I understand trans women liking it, no judgment, but it's intolerable imo. I read ALL general threads here, and on reddit and on /pol/ and on tumblr just studying because I'm a hermit.

I guess the existential woes of repressed girly feelings and perhaps even disphoria in at least many of the cases leads to a situation where they congregate here? I wonder what the ratio of like minded kids hanging out with the trans kids because it's a way to fit in (autistic lesbian kink minded grnder, but otherwise no reason to feel "trans"): actual disphoria sufferer and someone who needs to make a hormonal or serious life behavior transition.

What's surprising is, the Anime waifu stuff seems to be Nonexclusive to 4chan. If these kids looked around off the Internet they would I'm sure find that women are just every bit as manly as men. And vice versa. And so why gravitate to it?

I don't know why I'm asking here anymore actually, I should go ask them and get called cisles scum.

>>6088863
Why is it so hard to find honest to goodness dykes in Portland? Everyone here is so ~queer~.

>>6089009
British Columbia a best tho.

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>anime is for trannies
When will this meme die?

>>6089031
What's got you so salty?

>>6089051
They're too busy doing the portlandia thing and msking up new labels and ridiculous clothing "styles"

Why do people not still wear shorts even in winter?
IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE. LEGS DON'T GET COLD.

>>6089121
I don't think you know what cold is. My legs get plenty cold in the winter, even though three layers.

>>6089063
Just ignore it. Post anime if you want and don't reply to any baity responses you get.

>>6089121
you live in florida, girl? It hits -40 Fahrenheit in the winter here.

>tfw totally love sick

I'm squealing over this girl like a goddamn middleschooler.

>>6089051
Hi me, I'm here. I hate sjws and political activism in general. Can I be your girlfriend?

>>6089060
We've been over this.

>>6089121
I don't like the attention I get when wearing shorts where I live. I avoid it when I can.

>>6088486
>artificial semen or an artificial womb

Being a delivery mechanism for a biological donor's gametes and/or a walking talking incubator is a long way from having the social subtlety needed to be a father/mother.

That said, Sarah Connor in T2 argued that Arnie would make the perfect father in spite of / because of being emotionally void -- only singularly dedicated to the well-being of his ward.

There was an amazing British sci fi short on youtube -- I'll have to find it -- where a woman finds a company that gradually gets more and more sophisticated technology to recreate a personality and robot match of her dead husband. Even though she has a long gradual time to adjust to the idea and fall back in love, it's the "too perfect" nature of things like his commitment to her and his inability to be frustrated/furious and stuff that leads her to a kind of ... well, I don't want to spoil the ending.

>>6089324
>We've been over this.
You can hate Canada all you want, it doesn't mean you're right.

>>6089354
>There was an amazing British sci fi short on youtube -- I'll have to find it -- where a woman finds a company that gradually gets more and more sophisticated technology to recreate a personality and robot match of her dead husband. Even though she has a long gradual time to adjust to the idea and fall back in love, it's the "too perfect" nature of things like his commitment to her and his inability to be frustrated/furious and stuff that leads her to a kind of ... well, I don't want to spoil the ending.

Sounds like Black Mirror. Show is p great. Netflix is paying the next season to be made so maybe there'll be lesbians.

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>>6089358
Stop denying the inevitable. The sooner you say you love freedom, the sooner you will get an attractive girlfriend.

>>6089354
Didn't read your post. But lesbian babies ONLY

>>6089383
I never said I didn't like America! I have lots of room in my heart for "y'all".

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>>6089063
Because watching anime is linked to autism. Autism is also linked to gender dysphoria. The autistic guys develop an obsession (characteristic of autism) with anime characters and they're lonely so they eventually want to become them or for the character to be their 2d waifus.

I can't believe you seriously ask that question. We've been over this a dozen times, just pop your head in at mtfg or tlg and 99% of the posts are anime.

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Why is anime aimed at little girls so good? I putted Aikatsu! off but now that I'm catching up is fucking good like Precure and DoReMi.

Just started working as a substitute teacher at a high school. How do men managed to be around jail bait all day with out taking one to the janitor's closet and raping them?

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>>6088797
Hmm. Possibly? It sounds like something I'd do, but I don't generally go full ham fangirl about Jessica Jones and I don't specifically remember shilling someone on it here.

>>6088816
That actually looks gorgeous. Stop making me want to go swimming.

>>6088870
Oh god. I am sorry for your lots.

>>6088909
>But how do you pry rewarding discussion out of them? I've tried with my coworkers and they give me nothing.
It was hard. Doesn't hurt that most of them are comic book fans in general, but largely at this point they've just found my enthusiasm infectious. There are a couple who have interesting opinions and shit, and there's one guy in particular who basically just starts giggling as soon as I start rambling about it and he's the best for this kind of thing. He has fully-formed opinions and shit and will talk to me about it until I get bored or until actual work can't be ignored anymore. I've gotten him into Supergirl now, too.

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>>6089410
Say it. Say Canada is a knock-off country. It belongs to the Britbongs and is thus inferior. North America's true sovereign land is the United States. Say. It.

>>6089513
Damn, I'm deeply jealous. Mine always say things like "it was scary" and that's the end of it. I need to go find some nerds to work with.

>>6089535
Eh, I bet you like tons of Canadian things, you just don't realize they're Canadian. We're sneaky like that.

>>6089506
The fear of jail, shower rape and eventually death from aids. Fear for one's life is the ultimate boner kill.

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>>6087083
Well if you're spamming the board with bait now, then I don't see how you could complain when people don't do just as you want.

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>>6089513
>That actually looks gorgeous. Stop making me want to go swimming.
I'm torturing myself too, nothing like clear water to make you want to swim. That place is almost a lagoon too, so it's usually pretty warm in the summer months. Not in April though, even protected ocean is probably still bone-aching cold at the moment. Do you have to wear a wetsuit in April in California?

This one's a lake, but whatever. Still pretty, still rocky.

>>6089668
>Waaaaaaaahhhhh
Stop crying, sir.

>>6089354
>>6089373

Thank you! Yes -- Black Mirror S02E01: Be Right Back: youtube.com/watch?v=mzSIQxc_KqE

Also here's Sarah Connor's speech: youtube.com/watch?v=tksN5Jaan9E

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>>6089710
Funny land whale. You've got no sense of irony.

>>6089747
>projecting this hard
Go away tranie shoo shoo!

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>>6089756
Can't handle truth?
Maybe you should remember that if you break rules, then there's no reason to do what you want in something you authored.

>>6089776
What the fuck are you talking about you autistic retard

>>6089784
Don't smear shit all over the board if you want people to do you favors

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>>6089594
I don't like canadian girls, that's for sure.

>>6089668
>>6089710
>>6089747
>>6089776
>>6089756
>>6089784
>>6089803
Time for a cleansing.

>>6089739
Black Mirror is good shit. I took away from that one not so much that the tech was too perfect to accept as real but that the tech was too good to give her the closure she needed. Already today death is kinda eerie. Someone dies and you have all their old texts, facebook and twitter and joke voicemails. Emails sent in the spam folder with their name on it. Can feel like they're still there sometimes and makes it a lil harder to accept their death and move on when facebook says "hey give yourdeadfriend a poke!". You can comment on your dead friends pictures like you'd go and talk to their gravestone.

And they took that further. Letting you put all that into a machine. She can delay the closure and having to move on like she's supposed to.

>>6089828
Your thread is by the person posting bait all over outside. You'd better clean the whole thing

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>>6089841
You mean the op? Sorry, but I haven't posted in any other threads on this board.

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All you faggots need to stop responding to bait.

>>6089566
It helps to be a software engineer. It's nerds all the way down.

I'm also very physically enthusiastic, which I think is infectious. Like I jump around and wave my hands and shit. They can't not engage me, lmao.

>>6089695
Nah. I mean, you can if you want, it is a bit cold, but nothing too bad.

>>6089828
>I don't like canadian girls, that's for sure
I'm sure there are Canadian actresses you like.

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>>6089912
No there isn't.

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>>6089930
Really? Not even Cobie Smulders?

>>6089930
Weren't you the anon who was mad about Almost Adults not being out yet?

>>6089978
Don't know who that is. Judging by the picture she's like a 6.5 meh.

>>6090014
I didn't rant about it but my tone was annoyed yes.

>>6090021
It's Canadian and full of Canadians tho, why would you want to see it?

>>6090032
I paid money for it. I never said I found the actresses attractive. Which I dont. Now that I know they're Canadian I get why.

>>6089899
>It helps to be a software engineer. It's nerds all the way down.
Ahh, yeah that makes sense. My siblings are and they have awesomely nerdy coworkers.

>I'm also very physically enthusiastic, which I think is infectious. Like I jump around and wave my hands and shit. They can't not engage me, lmao
That sounds like a hella fun work environment. I'd be wayyy too scared of our boss to do that in the office.

>>6090039
Thank you for supporting Canadian content!

>>6090073
I'm burning it now, you won't get my American dollars you swine!!1

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>>6090061
Yeah, we aren't very closely supervised at all. As long as we get our work done nobody really gives a shit what we do. Our boss doesn't even work at the same facility we do.

It really is nice, especially because my coworkers rock.

>>6090080
Oh we'll get them out of you some other way (lots of American TV is filmed here). Like I said: we're sneaky like that.

>>6090094
Good thing I don't watch tv.

>>6090105
Well maybe your favourite doujinshi artist did a working holiday in Canada for a year. There's always something. Our maple leaf touches everyone.

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>>6090105
HEATHEN!

>>6090121
>doujinshi artist
I'm not some weeb scum. You simply have nothing on me. I just had two cheeseburgers - all sourced locally. TWO CHEESBURGERS.

>>6090122
You stay out of this superanon. You television addict. When that show's over you won't have anything left. You'll become a hollow shell and then people will ask:
>"Where's that anon that used to post supergirl screenshots all day?"
And then you'll pipe up, but this time you'll be posting some other female character you scrambled to get, to cling to. Pitiful, how you cling to one fleeting thing. If you were like me and just a genocidal elitist, you'd have something solid to rely on. Because hate is eternal.

>>6090148
>I'm not some weeb scum
You can't fool me, I know you're a closet weeb.

Is it normal to eat multiple cheeseburgers at once in America? I always thought it was a joke but portion sizes in non-hipster places are crazy enough that I'm starting to believe it.

>>6089930
I am hella fucking cleansed. Thank you, Queen. I hope you had a nice meal of unfortunately-not-pussy.

>>6090180
>Is it normal to eat multiple cheeseburgers at once in America?
I dunno. I did it because the ones were small and I didn't have breakfast. And this is a place of freedom.

>You can't fool me, I know you're a closet weeb.
No!

>>6090195
So the only thing you ate today was two cheeseburgers..?

Deny it all you want but we all know the truth.

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>>6090148
Pls. TV is love. TV is life.

You could only dream of a love this pure.

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>>6090194
Oh is that you my most supportive anon? I like to picture us travelling the world together, trying to rid the Earth of the y chromosome and forming New Lesbos. A global nation made up entirely of /fit/ goldstar lesbians. You by my side, like Marcie and Peppermint Patty. I want you as my lead wife.

>>6090203
Literally two cheeseburgers. I tried to eat leftover soup a second ago but it was nasty. Now I'm gonna shower, study, have a beer, and sleep. That's my day. Do you believe me, mom?

>>6090210
You don't even edit your images! I hate seeing males in my garden!

>>6090225
>Do you believe me, mom
Yes but I don't want to, cheeseburgers and beer do not a healthy diet make.

>>6090237
No need to worry, I don't eat fast food regularly. I'm not overweight, last blood test my doctor said I looked perfect. I'm gonna be a bit bummed quitting my current job since it's like a free workout day tho.

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>>6090225
Oh please, he's out of focus. And it's just Barry Allen, he's aiight.

>>6090251
>I don't eat fast food regularly
Good.
>I'm gonna be a bit bummed quitting my current job since it's like a free workout day tho.
Get an active summer job then.

>>6090270
>summer job
School even in the summer. Don't look forward to working two jobs but I'm looking to volunteer on a farm or something.

>>6090263
This is your final warning superanon, shape up or ship out.

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What's your latest purchase?

Bought this foundation yesterday, gonna try it tomorrow but I've only ever used Chanel or pharmacy brands.

>>6090355
>tarte
Everytime. Who the hell name their brand tarte?

>>6090318
>School
>two jobs
>volunteer on a farm or something
Well don't work yourself too hard. You don't want to be crazy and burnt out.

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>>6090318
Make me.

>>6090369
Tarte is GQ tho.
And it makes me think of Donna Tartt, who is super hot even with her stupid name.

>>6090355
Waterpik Ultra Waterflosser. I'm pretty anal about my dental hygiene so I had to get one eventually.

>>6090369
I don't have a problem with the name. What would you name your makeup brand?

>>6090429
It's over superanon. You have qualified for my personal filters and I just might drive down to Cali and throw something at your head.

>>6090423
I'm already crazy. My only regret is I won't have time to find a girlfriend. Yeah. That's why.

>>6090589
Aww man do you have an expensive smile? That's top-tier attractive.

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>>6090626
How can you even filter me? I am nameless.

Also, if you drive down to California you've got to dress up like my waifu and sit on my face.

>>6090646
No. We've been over this. Your desire for a fictional character is distasteful to me, you will not touch me. I will simply hurl a bag of buckles at you and leave. And yes you can even filter anons. SEE YOU IN HELL

Were any lesbians here taught growing up that they had to submit to some guy who died 2000 years ago in order to be a good person?

How did you feel about that?

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>>6090682
Your loss!

>>6090684
Jesus Christ? He cool. You gotta be pretty weird to hate on Jesus.

>>6090704
Yours!

>>6090626

I bet you'll find it super sexy when you stick your tongue down my throat and taste my permanent retainer.

>>6090684
You misunderstand the idea of Christianity, but yes. and I still believe in it.

>>6090684
Resentful, especially that the people trying to instruct me on how to be a good person tended not to be very good people themselves.

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>>6090589
>>6090626
Tarte means pie or cake in french, it's also pejoratively used to name someone who put way too much make-up and looks like shit.

>>6090739
>pejoratively used to name someone who put way too much make-up and looks like shit.
It's used this way in some varieties of English too, though usually without the e and with connotations of slut or hooker (at least when I've heard it).

>>6090714
I am definitely aroused. I'm not saying headgear is sexy, but I mean I'd like to at least try...

>>6090739
Which is fine for me. My taste is typically painted whores. The kind with unfortunate tattoos, dark hair, and those eyes that mean trouble.

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>hang with new crush
>give her high five
>her hands are slightly rough

Be still my beating heart.

>>6090684
Bored. Had to go to a lot of evening masses with my grandad when my mother was doing school. Still somehow don't know any of the prayers.

>>6090827
Bad girl fetish.
>>6090948
Kinda cute <3

>>6089513

Yeah she didn't really seem like you since she was a lot more matter-of-fact about why the show was good, rather than boundless hype.
But hey.


Also did you ever watch Warehouse 13?
It was silly, but good fun. Also beautiful British mostlylesbian, though she was only a side character

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>>6090948
That sounds awesome, anon.

>>6090948

I trust you'll have softened her hands with your pussy juices in no time, anon?

>>6090948
>rough hands
No thank you.

So I broke up with my gf a months ago and I've been drowning my sorrows in red wine and bad lesbian porn. Yesterday I ventured into (soc because I love girls with small boobs. Then I saw a girl with a body just my ex's and I almost started to cry. I miss her smell and her body and the feeling she gave me. But it's all gone for good. I'm a loser and I know it but I can't help it. No matter how hard I try.

>>6091364
I know the feeling all too well anon.
My ex looked a lot like Andreja Pejic, and every time I see her posted, it's painful.
It's ridiculous becuase it's been a really long time since we broke up, but it still hurts. Less than it used to, thank god.

Breakups suck, man.

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>>6091364
It's an awful feeling, anon. We've all felt it before.

You need to try look forwards, not backwards. Think of your new-found freedom and the possibilities that come with it. You can make new memories with new girls who will smell different. You might never have your ex back, but you might also meet someone new. She'll make you happy and you will have all new experiences to get through. It's like starting a new book, or video game. You don't know what's about to happen, but you should be excited.

>>6091386
Yeah, especially when I committed so much into her. Long story short, I wanted to grow old with her, college and all that. She wanted to see the world and something like that. I should have seen the signs before but I refused.
>>6091415
True, and technically I wouldn't take her back; not even if she asks for it. But I still miss the good parts and the lack of love, closeness and cuddling is driving me nuts. Also I'm sexually frustrated because I went back from "One orgasm per day and BDSM-sessions" to tfw no gf". But yeah, I know it does get better. It just doesn't feel that way. I thought about going to a dyke bar this weekend. Let it be my ultimate act of desperation but whether I get laid or lose my hope in mankind doesn't matter. Just get back into the game you know?

I should buy a cat. I need a cat. It would hug me when my gf doesn't.

>>6093075
>having a real live girlfriend
REEEEEEEE

>>6091316
Am I missing something? Why would rough hands be attractive? Smooth skin is a definitive trait of women.

If I want one of these, am I a pervert, or an ~~artist~~?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Japanese-Anime-She-Flesh-Color-Version-13cm-Figma-Action-Figure-Doll-New-In-Box/272143545842?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D36499%26meid%3D3d37834ca3cd4820a094b8b157aea685%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D252226119595

>>6093286
What? Sometimes you just get lucky and get to have regular sex.

Good news. I found out why I'm racist. It's all evolutionary bias. With skin color men are about 15.2% darker than women. So it's subconscious signals that I would find lighter skinned females attractive. All science. Not racist.

>>6093386
>having sex with an actual living woman
>having a real vagina near your face
NORMIE GET OUT REEEEE

>>6093403
What if I told you that I want another gf? And because gf's are scarce I'm here just to flirt with NEET's to fulfill my dreams about polygamy.

>>6093413
How about flirting with a not quite NEET?

>>6093420
Neet's are way more easy because you can lure them into a trap with promises about cuddling, love and sex. I can admit it and some poor souls would still give them over to me. But if you're almost-normie even better.

>>6093434
I'm not a NEET or a normie, I'm some kind of anomaly.

>>6093413
I'd call you a greedy buttwipe. You greedy buttwipe. One woman one girlfriend. (A throwback to the anti-homo-marriage signs from my state)

>>6093440
Hmm, then you're a tough one to crack. But I offer you a relationship with cuddling, love and very kinky sex slave. But I have very sadistic and violent tastes so consider carefully what you're doing. On the other hand, you'll get hugs, kisses and all the sweet couple things but ust don't drag me and my gf into nightclubs or something.

>>6093455
>But I have very sadistic and violent tastes

What, are you into bloodplay or something?

>>6093461
Scat and age play are always out of the question. But I like to enslave my gf's and use knives, needles and other delicious devices on them. Also I'm into more normal stuff like just hitting them. So I have very diverse needs and hence I need another one. My current gf is wonderful but I feel that I definitely need a second one to play with.

>>6093446
Survival of the fittest. Be grateful I don't take concubines and lovers, I just stick to my girlfriends. But who knows, that might change in time.

>>6093471
Knives are fine but I draw the line at needles. Additionally, I do enjoy a good beating. I've been told I have a pretty good pain tolerance, so I would hope that you're pretty strong.

>>6093474
Oh are you a 10? You had better be if you act like this.

>>6093477
Alright, I can live with that. After all, fun must be mutual and I'd hate to let me slave down. Oh and don't worry about the pain. I'll torture you until you love me and you'll give anything to spend the rest of your days with me. And you'll thank me for it while I'm doing it.

>>6093485
As perfect as that sounds, why do I get the feeling you live in Europe?

>>6093484
Come to UK and find out. Just watch so you don't get addicted.

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Today I had another weird dream where I cucked myself.
>main yuyushiki seiyuu are visiting my college for some reason
>taneda risa and tsuda minami are there, somehow ookubo rumi got replaced by this hot korean tomboy band member I don't even know the name of
>drop my spaghetti greeting tsuda minami
>my japanese teacher makes fun of me and everybody laughs
>don't even want to say anything to taneda risa
>suddenly the korean tomboy comes close to me and wants to greet me
>says to kiss her right on the side of her lips
>panic and begin to spout some shit in weeaboo (iyaa, kakkoyosugi~~ or some shit like that if I recall correctly)
>she insists a second time
>I die of embarrassment and cover my face
>she's disappointed and goes away
>wake up
JUST

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>>6093804
It's okay anon, everyone makes weirds dreams.
I remember one my stupidest dreams involved Zero, me and Mikhail fighting hords of zombies in desolated lands. She constantly flirted with me and further when we set fire camps until we met the Ghostbuster team chasing some ghosts. We joined them and then I woke up. With the opening song in my head as if I was listening to it.

>>6093513
>Britbong
ABORT

>>6093804
The sad part is that you are weeb shit.

>>6094490
>Not wanting a gf with British accent
Anon, you're weird

>>6093804
I think you need to work on that self-loathing anon.

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>>6094669
I would but even I know I'm pretty fucking worthless.

>>6094658
Through pornographic evidence I have discerned that the sounds a woman makes during sex is the thing that arouses me most. The British accent, I can barely understand and largely dislike, and when applied to sex i am deeply perplexed. I find accents at large are unattractive to me.

>>6093804
>>6093838
holy fuck this is the most autistic gen on this board. why does it seems like cisles girls are even crazier than trans ones?

>>6094764
You weird, me no like you.

>>6094714
Well so am I, but I try to avoid dwelling on it.

>>6094765
Tranny pls go.

>>6094765
Because we're desperate. Also fuck off tranny.

>>6094772
Fix your broken mode of speech and maybe I'll consider you on the level of human.

>>6094804
>>6094798
No Responding. Hide. Ignore.

>>6088107
>Tfw someone mentions my borough on 4chan

>>6094941
Are you an angry native?

I want monogamy, but I'm incredibly affectionate with friends. Like I will cuddle naked with them with no sexual intent, give light kisses, massage

I'm 100% sure my gf would not dig that though so how do I repress being whatever the hell I am?

>>6094968
If I was your gf I wouldn't mind. I'm into getting cucked anyway.

>>6094968
How to stop being a slut? I don't know if it can ever be done. How about you work on giving me some of that friendly treatment?

>>6095031
>implying Anon would like to stop being a lesbian slut

>>6095031
>>6095061
>>6095012
I don't want to be a slut. I was incredibly unhappy slutting around

>>6094965
Well I'm angry and I'm native to Newham, if that's what you mean.

Or if you're asking if I'm a darky then no, I'm so white you can practically see my internal organs.

>>6095068
>I don't want to be a slut
Tough shit, boo boo. It ain't gonna eat itself.

>>6095132
>tfw if you said that in person I'd get an urge to give in and service you
What the fuck I hate this I don't want to be a fucktoy

>>6095142

You shouldnt go admitting stuff like that anon.
People will take advantage.

I certainly would.

>>6095154
I wouldn't admit it in person but I have involuntary responses that admit everything. If a woman comes onto me strongly like that and isn't dirty smelling or totally disgusting:
>eyes grow vacant and glisten
>muscles loosen up and whole posture becomes pliant and accepting
>small gasp or sigh

I flip into that mode instantly like a switch

Honestly id have to flee if that happened to me irl

>>6095142
If you hate it so much, cry a bit. I'll get off quicker.

>>6095154
Tis a slut, a slut!

>>6095191
See now, that's how I get if someone is forceful with me within a relationship, so I can relate to some extent.

But damn, if anyone hits on you strongly, huh?

>>6095202
You say that like it's necessarily a bad thing.

>>6095191
You're the perfect candidate for a lesbian gang bang. Please be in America. We'll get a group of anons together and have some fun.

>>6095211
If someone gets actually forceful with me its way stronger. I drop into subspace fast.

Probably those Slavic Mongol rape genes in me

>>6095224
I am, on the West Coast..

>>6095265
So am I. About how many women do you think you could manage? I'll put together a sign up sheet.

>>6095287
I don't know. As many until my skin starts breaking I guess

>>6088445
Robots aren't cis lesbians.

you guys do know that the slut is bisexual too right? Like she'd just as much be covered in semen as much as your squirt juice.

>>6095289
I am oh so sexually excited.
Are you fat? Not a fan of fatties or uggos. Are you bishit like >>6095326 this bitterbutt says? Because that's not acceptable.

>>6095335
I'm not fat. I'm not bi

>>6095348
That settles it. California?

>>6095358
Northwest

>>6095373
W-washington?

Remainder that i NEVER remove my trip. Others may try to mimic me. But i Still don't remove my name. I DON'T hide so others can.

>>6095233

Well if you're ever in London...

>>6095384
S, I'm gonna have one exchance with you because I don't see you on my home computer but are you aware of the difference between a trip and a name?

>>6095382
Yes but I'm not going to fuck you

>>6095402
You don't need to. I'm a dom. I'll be doing the fucking. I'm excited you're so close by.

>>6095393
London seems to be the lesbian capital of /lesgen.

>>6095399
Yeah name is just the name. But i was incorporating that just like i didn't know that when i first started six years ago i figured new anons would make the correlation thus for makeing it easier for nosy people to understand. I had an anon explain it to me some time ago.

>>6095436
Is it imitate S time?

I don't understand people having even slightly kinky interests. My fav position is missionary.

>>6095440
You better not be holding hands unless you want to be perceived as a degenerate.

>>6095440
Mee tooo. Im pretty vanilla. Wish u could find someone who would be willing to be vanilla with me. I am alone. I'll say it again. Im the only gold star i know.

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>>6095446
If Imma go to hell for the sin of loving a woman, might as well go full degenerate.

Avert your eyes virgins

If anyone tried to talk to a girl with me in the club I would punch them! This is me on the chan!

Oh god this makes me cringe.

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We S now.

>>6095440
Tbh I generally prefer vanilla sex. I've done a lot of domming, and I find power exchange fun when it's an... add-on rather than a need, if that makes sense. I would be totally happy to do 100% vanilla.

Making a qt submit can be extremely hot, though. When they drop into subspace and look at you with that reverence? It's such an intense form of closeness.

>>6095481
>tfw San Francisco-anon will never dom you

>>6095413
Stop it anon. I won't be your toy

>>6095477
You make me cringe

>>6095477
Im sure you would let them talk. It's if said other person disrespects the girl you're with that you should have a field day.
At least that's the way i think anyway. If i care for that girl. THE Fuck you will get away with hurting her in any way. Not around me anyway.

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>>6095489
Dress up like my waifu and I'll dom you 'til the sun comes up bby.

Fuck now I'm making myself horny.

>>6095481
It's a pretty crazy feeling being on the other side of that, too.
Being the reverent one I mean.
I miss it. Being single sucks.


Also I ended up watching Cap and Winter Soldier again today and I'm hype again.
And remembered my crushes on Hill and Romanoff.
Damn you

>>6095492
All I'm asking is for you to just take a look at it. You don't even have to touch it. But you can lick it if the feeling hits you. You girlfriend will understand. Pussy is great. Just give it a taste.

Of course it's all a trick. Once you consent and get close enough I'll grab you by the hair and finish.

>>6095495
But I'm S! I'm an overweight illiterate butch. I'm sexy.