MTFG /mtfg/ translady general

Threadly reminder transbians are straight men and perverts and should not be around young children.

penus wenus

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i' trying to put together a new outfit
what does /mtfg/ think

thread reminder that birdy wants to get cancer from aspartamine and wants to die because he can't be a girl

>>6067718
tryhard/10

im gay

I want to post in this thread but I have nothing to say

>tfw no bf or gf or i don't even know any more

>tfw no precum soaked slice of pizza to touch butts with

>>6067714
I agree
Transbians are sexual predators and should be treated as such

>>6067727

for dudes?

I can't think of a good last name HELP

>>6067739
moore

>>6067735
b-but...

>>6067740
points for not suggesting lovato like my classmates

>>6067739
lovato

>>6067745
how about glace

>>6067738
im gay for everyone

Who /ugly/ here?

>>6067750
even moleman?

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>>6067751

>>6067739
sexual

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>>6067724
you right
>>6067750
hey me too

>>6067739
>choosing a surname
?????????

>>6067749
heh i don't know, solid stew'n'brew stagename but

my current surname is actually serviceable (if generic af) but i kind of want to distance from parents

>>6067750
>>6067750
what a slut

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So remember how I mentioned my parents were sending me to a Catholic family counciler? I went today and it was odd
> Take the bus up
> Find out its in the basemwnt of the church my parents go to
I was freaked out but decided to go in anyway
> Crosses and Jesus shit everywhere
> Actually meet the person
> She's really helpful and supportive
I mean, she just kinda told me what I already knew, but it was cool to have someone other than 4chan to vent too. Still, the whole thing was kind of odd.

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>>6067751
Me desu
>>6067728
Just post anime girls
>>6067734
>precum soaked pizza

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>>6067742
Don't speak to me, my e-daughter or my e-daughters girlfriend ever again!!!!

>>6067751
me

>>6067754
okay I'll leave

>>6067718
ilu

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>>6067753
No ones gay for Moleman.

>>6067764

gem let me milk your boobs

>>6067767
no don't go sheen it was just a joke :c

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>>6067756
faggot

>>6067761
dont judge me

>>6067765
i rlly like that meme

>>6067754
>implying he isn't a hon himself
Kek

>>6067747
n-no
>>6067755
heh i wouldn't mind a pun but it has to work on a resume
>>6067757
y not?

>>6067759
Moore?
Smith?
Jones?
James?
Nelson?
Caesar?
Herdandez?
Cyril?
Oak?
Washington?
Hermes?
Jacobs?

>>6067774
what a cute pic

>>6067734
>tfw ywn have a pizza soaked in precum instead of grease with cum stuffed crust
why do you always give me the strangest feels elanna

>>6067775

pookie you have a wig already, do this cosplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1FRD-Ca3Wo

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>>6067775
Same

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I can't stay away from you kooky kids

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>>6067734

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[HELP]

this festival has like over 1000 ppl o.o;;

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>>6067734
>>6067782
>>6067791

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>>6067776
b-but i get gendered female by strangers
is it possible to be a passing hon

>>6067764
:D

>>6067782
I aim to give strange feels :3

>>6067791
J U S T

>>6067783
I could try idk...
my bangs are cute too short and I haven't watched tokyo ghoul tho :'x
>>6067788
>__<
>>6067796
that's a lot !!

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>>6067801
How's the thread going, elanna?

>>6067793

Red?

>>6067806
No

>>6067718
breddy qt and active-seeming

>>6067726
it's less loud than my outfit earlier today tbqh

>>6067751
representing!!!

uglybutpassing masterrace!

>>6067797
>is it possible to be a passing hon
yo, s'up?

>>6067780
transition goals desu

>>6067814
>>uglybutpassing masterrace!

Yes.

>>6067814
you're not a hon you're a qtpa2t

>>6067796
what did you expect hanging out with trannies going through second puberty would be like

>>6067795
what festival?

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>>6067775
>>6067788
this honestly

>>6067779
>Moore
hehh
>Smith
not sure how well monosyllabic works
>Jones
>James
idk
>Nelson
>Caesar
2 fancy
>Herdandez
wrong eth, i'm about half german rest idk
>Cyril
that's a firstname~
>Oak
but i'm cutting my dick off
>Washington
>Hermes
>Jacobs
what the HECK?

why is this harder than firstname

>>6067797
>interrogation marks
that sounds kind of violent

>>6067814
Average looking masterrace reporting in

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>>6067774
>>6067821
that looks like a white haired verson of my sister (the one way she hasnt dyed her hair) when she was in highschool

>>6067837
trip on faye

>>6067805
It's off to a good start.
How's it going angie?

>>6067793
Hiya cricket

>>6067828
Demi Tresbien-Transbian
Demi Pretentiouslut
Demi Fleshripper
Demi Orchidectious
Demi Shrunkboner
Demi Diseasoid
Demi Donghaver

think up ur own damn name or you get forced to have one of these

>>6067844
Hihi Elanna! How're you?

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>>6067841
I'm not faye

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>>6067852
I'M TRYING

but i just got like a dozen (you)s so there's that

>>6067823
>pa2t
*insert fart meme*

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>>6067852
personally I feel like it should be Demi [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

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>tfw no gf

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>>6067844
Tired
Just got off work
Been shitposting on the target fb page trolling idiots who are crying foul over the bathroom policy target has.

>>6067837
I'm pretty average looking, the police stopped me the other day and asked for my ID cos I looked like someone called Sarah, I dunno who the fuck Sarah is but I think she was in deep shit.

>>6067869
r u qt 3.14?

>>6067866
what would your girl name be birdy?

>>6067876
im not sure

>>6067866
[ferocious] [butt] [pounding] [for the children]

>>6067861
i'll get my big book of tranny names, don't worry honey

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>>6067854
I'm doing good, working out til I drop to make up for all the pizza and beer I'm having tonight :3

>>6067871
What's target's bathroom policy exactly?

>>6067886

Write in option: Steal pookie from her and drive away

>>6067877
Femenina Fabulosa or somesuch transtrosity that would make a grown man retch and trueborn women cry and clutch at their children

>>6067884
tfw my mom's maiden name would actually work but i don't want parental connections

>>6067887
:3 Sounds pretty great desu. I'd love to get drunk tonight
Today comprised of Emily teaching me makeup and me going to a college where I sat in a room and nobody clocked me.

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>>6067877
Esther desu
>>6067881
anal [Rend]
anal [Bloodthirst]
anal [Bloodsurge]
anal [Bloodbath]
anal [Execute]

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>>6067896
>Esther
>actually giving some thought to it
hah, you are a tranny

>>6067878
being qt is more than a pic, skype? haha

>>6067896
anal [escape artist]

god wow sucks nowdays

esther is a cute name i wish it wasn't like totally uncommon as a modern day name i'd have taken something like it

>>6067887
Target allows for the safety of trans people to use the bathroom they feel most comfortable in.

Target has had this policy for years but recently reinstated their policy over this bathroom chaos and people have been going nuts about protecting the women and children from the evil tranny rapists

>>6067890
id die

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> tfw not a degenerate :)

>>6067907
god im scared to post it on mtfg tho
do you really want to be gfs?

>>6067921
post test link

>>6067924
mine is on zeemaps, i'm the only girl in South Korea, haha

<tfw your partner laughts at you because you're way too drunk

>>6067918
bathrooms are the biggest non issue
the laws only affect unpassable trans people who honestly should not be using their "chosen" bathroom anyway

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>>6067904
What? Esther has been my favorite girl name like my whole life, it's really pretty.
>>6067913
anal [Necrosis] :^)

Also see above reply
>>6067921
am I a degenerate?

>>6067925
https://bdsmtest.org/

>>6067929
I can kinda agree.
I posted my pic there and got so much hate. It was hilarious

>>6067904

whats the name of this webcomic?

How's everybody doing tonight?

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>>6067934
d-do you mind if I call you Esther?

>>6067940
transgirl diaries, its dead like the author

>>6067926
wow is that picture you

you can get a better gf than me i suck

>tfw spent kjknjm
>tfw pent 1tow took two tokes and then sat down and ended up trying to lie down in bed, falling off the bed an taking the duvet with me, and then lying on th yj ground paralysedfro the neckdown for 20 minutesz thhn nand tyj it felt like and hour lol aaaaaaa

it was coll

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> You will never have wide hips.

>>6067952
haha, ya. just add me, lets chat :) we can be friends if nothing else :D

>>6067894
Sounds like a good day to me. Told you you wouldn't get clocked :P

>>6067918
Which side were you trolling ?___?

>>6067952
anyway, i look like a monster right now, hahahahaha.

>>6067965
Hi elanna. How are you today? Hope you had a awesome day today : 3

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This is new meme now lmao

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does superglue work on human body

>>6067896
>he plays WoW too
Damn birdie

Nice

>>6067965
The bigots of course

two hotk s

>>6067977
what

>>6067956
my muslce swere twicthcingn and shit it so wasofu nny

>>6067969
yyes it was originanlyll designed for the battlefield in like WWII or somehing to bind major incisions in the skin

>>6067977
This is not English to me

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>>6067968
don't ever follow my wife, my mother, my grandmother, my aunt, my sister, my daughter or my granddaughter into the bathroom ever again

circé message me your number

banned from fb

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>>6067968
Dank/10

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>>6067950
I MEAN

I can't really stop you
>>6067970
Hi Claire, I heard you were looking for me a few threads back

also I don't play rn, I'm endgame af waiting for legion.

>>6067985
"Can I follow you into the bathroom sempai"?

Actually that sounds like a manga I would read.

>>6067985
You forgot my wife's son.

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>>6067921
oh I have an old one of those still saved
I should probably re-take it at some point

>>6067927
>tfw ur partner can't help but laugh at how qt she thinks u look when ur all tear-y and sad

>>6067929
not true, it's effecting butch dykes too, adds even more irony to so many terfs looking like closet ftms
but yeah it's just a big scapegoat to drum up political support and distract from stuff like the NC bathroom bill being packaged with a provision to prevent raising the minimum wage

>>6067943
bleeehhhh,
how about u?

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I made a thing

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>>6067994
watashi wa yokushitsu no senpai ni anata ni shitagau koto ga dekimasu?

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>>6067992
>I MEAN
>I can't really stop you
okay Esther :3
have a headpat *pat pat pat*

>>6067992
Yeah I was drunk and the cocklust was flowing. And yeah we're all waiting for legion pretty much

>>6067992
>tfw wanted to be really hype for legion even though i know it's gonna be awful
>tfw all of blizzard's good designers went to overwatch
mixed froges

>>6067929
no you fucking tard, if anyone outs you you can become a target no matter how much of a cute girl you are

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>Be female
>Be knight because feminism says I can
>Dress halfway because I want to look cute at all times regardless of how it affects my work performance
>Boys cant hit my exposed areas because its unchivalrous and sexist
>Im entitled to 15 minute breaks as well during battle to fix my hair and drink tea
>Hitting me is also sexist so I just tell the boys to roll over
>Kick them on their breastplates, giggle and run off a victorious shieldmaiden once again
Women got it made, I dont get why they complain really.
Real women wear plate armor by the way.

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>>6067921
._.

>>6068011
>women got it made because men turn them into masturbatory fantasies
Weren't you happy in r9k you fucking faggot?

>>6068000
Partners are truly the worst bullies

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>>6067921

>>6067704
>Solanas begins by presenting a theory of the male as an "incomplete female" who is genetically deficient due to the Y chromosome.[32] According to Solanas, this genetic deficiency causes the male to be emotionally limited, egocentric, and incapable of mental passion or genuine interaction. She describes the male as lacking empathy and unable to relate to anything apart from his own physical sensations.[33] The Manifesto continues by arguing that the male spends his life attempting to become female, and thereby overcome his inferiority. He does this by "constantly seeking out, fraternizing with and trying to live though and fuse with the female." Solanas rejects Freud's theory of penis envy, and argues that men have "pussy envy". Solanas then accuses men of turning the world into a "shitpile" and presents a long list of grievances.[34]

Jesus Christ, radfems are insane.

>>6068018
from a man's perspective the only goal in life that matters is having sex so yea, that makes sense

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>>6068008
>Yeah I was drunk and the cocklust was flowing
h-hey I ain't a just piece of meat you know

you're off today right
>>6068009
WoW has been less enjoyable for me ever since they ruined Arms tbqh, and it doesn't look like they're changing it any time soon.

>MoP Arms will never come back

>>6068020
SCUM manifesto was satire, hth

The fact that some dumb terfs take it seriously is alarming, but they're way, way less numerous or dangerous than bootyblasted religious right types.

kAGEHSUiI

JAGIIESHI

KAGIESHI

>>6068010
What's weird is that I mention I was trans and while some people wished death upon me, some actually said I'm allowed to go becase I'm actually presenting and showing effort unlike others

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>>6068019
>>6068016
>>6068000
>>6067934
>>6067921
>tfw i don't know what any of these things are

>>6067967
Hey I'm doing pretty great. ^^
Finished school today, did 1600 Cal of cardio and I'm about to lift
How are you today?

>>6067975
I figured, sounds like an entertaining evening

>>6068011
Real women are healers :^)

>>6068023
I finish in 2 hours and don't go back until Tuesday

>>6068032
AGESII

KAIGISHI
AJ
KRARGRESHI

>>6068032
ya this honestly, people dont give a fuck if you're a pretty cis looking girl. they care if you're a like 6'4'' hon that has aftershadow or a beard or w/e

>>6068027
Both groups should be gassed desu

>>6068023
y-you sound just like my friend... tho I guess all warriors sound like that nowadays

I miss 5.4 warlock most of all ;_;

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>>6068018
Shut up fag

SPAGEHTTI

FRUITELLA

SPINELLI

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>>6068008
legion is more of the same, wow is dead

>>6068011
why not go back to being a healer?

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>>6067968
wat would mtfg do in this situation?

i'm 6'20 and built like a brick shithouse made of imported mongolian horse testosterone and dickless patriarchal rage

it's just another countrified tough boy crying 'i'm sorry ma'am it won't happen again' with a tranny's fist in him. you girls ever break a man's pelvis from the inside with a single flex? bathroom panic vanquished, shitlord wrekt and femininity intact. sweet transsexual victory.

>>6068051
POTATO

WITH CUSTARD

AND GRAVY

thankm u for tuning in to robins poetry hour
good night

>>6068033
test >>6067936

>>6068043
The wrong people will care no matter what. If the wrong kind of people over hear it you will get dragged out of the ladies' by force.

Butch lesbians and perfectly passing trans girls aren't safe if the wrong kind of asshole gets triggered about you and knows about it.

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>>6068034
>Real women are healers :^)
This could be you in another universe. Not me though, if I was a woman id slap my man and shit just so he knows whose in charge.

>>6068051
robin what the fuck

>>6067983
robin

Are you dying or something?

>>6068061
>tfw cartman will never transition and be your abusive girlfriend that teaches you how to play DnD

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>>6068038
That's good you can finally catch a break, e-mail me your skype or something desu.
>>6068045
I am your friend, anon.

I'm also a decade long Warrior main so I don't know this feel, I don't know how to play any other class really.

>>6068061
Henpecking is still girly, miss cartman.

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>>6068054
am nearly the same height
stop working out take mones THEN cry

>>6068061
lol its cartman

>>6068067
no look over here i accidentally used toxic on self

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>>6068061
>if I was a woman
>if

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>>6068034
The main concern people have is that they think predators are going to use the trans card to attack children and women.

>>6068043
Thing is, is that I'm not pretty or that cis looking.

>>6068045
Rip spirit lock

>>6068060
>Butch lesbians and perfectly passing trans girls aren't safe if the wrong kind of asshole gets triggered about you and knows about it.
ya, thats true but there are assholes everywhere. idk what you were debating. but i've never had trouble, i'm not pretty or cis looking but I use women's locker room at my college gym and it would be illegal and i'd get expelled probs if my uni found out about my medical history. idk, guess the pressure to not get outed is high. i mean, I moved to another country after transition, so its pretty hard for people to find out.

>>6068086
sup bae you want me to give you a few more cutie love marks are your back ;3c?

>>6068077
<3 u frog

>>6068061
You've given this a lot of thought for someone who's cis. It's almost like you project your own fantasies onto women :^)

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>>6068089
ya dude. come on over.

>>6068069
no i just meant like.. this person i play with is also a warrior and also reminisces about mop warrior. he's also been a warrior since forever

do you get really triggered when someone talks about mobas?

>>6068067
drugs my swwrt senpai

>>6068091
thank u @-@

i tore my butt pooping after eating 2 whole 'serves 6' cheesecakes yesterday on my treat day and now i can't have sex tomorrow

why is life so cruel

>>6068086
Yah but like, you're basically in the north east. And like, it's not a matter of being clockable cause cis people are usually not clocking anything but the honniest hons.

It's just like, a risk for everyone if you ever get outed and absolute stealth is literally impossible nowadays. So I'd rather have civil rights than bank on someone not spilling the beans in front of the wrong asshole.

>>6068094
wat deh hell!

>>6068080
Yeah, that's the same argument used every time. If these idiots wanted to prevent rape they would just make all bathrooms unisex.

>>6068094
my dick is diamonds.

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>>6068018
yeah but it works out pretty great if u like to be bullied

>>6068033
I mean, stuff like "bondage receiver" or "non-monogamous" is pretty self explanatory and terms like "voyeur", "exhibitionist", "slave", "sadist", etc are pretty common

>>6068086
I can't wait until a butch lesbain gets shot inside or outside a bathroom by a hick

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I WANT SECCCKS

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I guess this kink stuff isn't really my thing

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>>6067936
interesting

>>6067956
u ok?

>>6068002
bootiful

>>6068096
You're probably being ironic, but I'm sorta worried now. Try not to abuse the drugs and fall off of shit, okay?
>>6068098
No, frog, thank u for being u ^w^

>>6068080
It's dumb though because even with "the trans card" it's literally rare ass cases.

People who abuse kids are usually the kids' guardians.

>>6068108
show panties

>>6068108
i want succ

robin
is
agayman

>>6068100
I too am taking a break from sex, my gfs vagina broke it :(

>>6067965
Still scared the shit out of me though. I was sure I would. Someone even tried to ask me a question and they asked me something and nothing else was said. Was spooky

>>6068101
i live in South Korea now :o haha?

>>6068102
got hives from antibiotics for tonsillitis T,T

>>6068104
awesome,

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>>6068114

>>6068108
be my girlfriend already

>>6068108
Find chaser, pump chaser, dump chaser.

Like at least if you just want it to be one-off

>>6068110
kinkiest results yet you pervert

>>6068111ijustroollled of y bed is all senpai
didnt hurt

americna
medical-graide
ganja

lovely lovely erbs

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>>6068094
what the fucking heck
>>6068095
Ah another man with great taste in classes!

But no I don't, I play stupid shitty League to pass the time until Legion and Monster Hunter Generations comes out.

>>6068122
>see through panties
sloot

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>>6068092
Its just random fantasies really, id much rather be god than anything else. Just sitting up in the sky and steering world events and shit and not worrying about anything.

>>6068122
now put on a dress, take off your panties and take a shot like that

>>6068122
I love you

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>>6068109
this was unexpected

>>6068122
Gross~, you're like 30 aren't you?

>>6068129
:/ Well, as long as you're happy and not hurt...

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>tfw Edie calls you her gf
o.o it's getting pretty official

>>6068122
would squeeze/10

>>6068140
tell her to make more goth shows

>>6068108
Iktf

>>6068132
Would you be a god or a goddess?

>>6068120
That's a familiar feeling. It will get easier with time, I was practically mute when I first went full-time

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>>6068103
And this vid is constantly getting blasted over target's page

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CHt7EBCgJnI&feature=youtu.be

>>6068112
It is but people don't want to listen to facts

>>6068069
My Skype is pretty public
Clairestrogen

Also
>not having one 100 of every class on both A and H

>>6068140
Aaawww.....
I love seeing your relationship evolve on here :D

>>6068122
do you walk around your place all the time?
please respond this question is very very important

>>6068146
I only got up to 12 100s cause I was casual.

>>6068130
he also likes traps sooooo thought maybe it was one of those small world kinda things

>>6068143
I'm pretty much mute now because I sound like garbage and have no idea how to even start or anything. Every guide I've read is so damn vague it isnt funny. It just seems like you need something to just click to even start.

>>6068153
for voice training? just find some cis female youtubers you like and start emulating them. make recordings and compare your voice to theirs. it'll be pretty cringre worthy at first but i did that and i've been told my voice is alright.

>>6068155
I'll have to look into that. I've tried damn near everything to no results. i still sound like a faggy 13 year old like I always have

I posted in the passing thread>>6068046 cos......bored lol

>>6068127
more like second most why you picking on me >:/

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>>6068143
>Would you be a god or a goddess?
Havent thought about that, I think Id be more of a mysterious god that cant be confirmed because id grow tired of humanity and trash it if they all just suddenly found out about me and began worshiping me and asking for favors and questions and starting protests on earth whenever I wanna fuck with them a little. Because lets be honest who doesnt enjoy watching a war or two.

>>6068160
>being psychopomp
evil confimed desu

>>6068160
that didn't answer the question
would you rather be a god or a goddess

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>>6068158
Pretty cute

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>>6068164
Im dyslexic

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>>6068146
sent ;)

I only have 3 lv100 Alliance characters and no Horde because all their capital cities annoy the hell out of me.
>>6068150
Well I'm pan and like everyone so I mean

>>6068167
you still haven't answered the question, would you be a god or a goddess

>>6068144
Ugh, I hate when cisguys do stupid shit like this

>>6068167
>>6068160
Would you rather be the god of war, or the goddess of war?

>>6068153
It can take a long time to finally click. Keep at it and don't get discouraged ;_;

>>6068160
>>Would you be a god or a goddess?
The best answer for that is just "I am that I am";
It's silly to ask what gender a god identifies as. The god might have made those genders up. You might as well ask if a god has an innie or an outie belly button.

>>6068173
The Greeks and Romans would disagree

>>6068172
I think my thing is privacy. That Im actually too embarassed to do it in front of people. So Im going to do it on the way to and from work.

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>>6068171
>>6068172
Would you look at the time, sorry gals but when I get tired my dyslexia gets really bad and I cant read anything. I'll get to you all later because I need a big boy nap rite now.

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>>6068168
>Arms warrior main
>I only have 3 lv100 Alliance characters and no Horde because all their capital cities annoy the hell out of me.
r u me?
I bet you're trans too ya big girl

>>6068183
Yup, you're a tranny, lol.

Is Grease supposed to be garbage or is it the fact that I have to watch a high school production of it for English?

holy shot im drunk af @___@;!

>>6068158
Super cute omg
>>6068147
I'm glad we have a place to talk about it, being long distance is hard
>>6068142
I can't wait until I get to kiss all that black lipstick off of her desu

>>6068192
Post drunk tits

>>6068191
It's not really a good musical, but a high school production just heightens how shit it is.

Even the best Sondheim looks shit at a high school production.

>>6068192
show us your penis!

>>6068197
do dis

my hair makes me want to kill myself

>>6068199
That's what I thought
Also, it's way too dated

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>>6068184
I only play Protection now since Arms is kill as of the WoD pre-patch.

Honestly who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to bring back REND and force WHIRLWIND to be our rage dump while turning the whole thing into a slow 3 button spec?

I am mad as hell just thinking about it.

>>6068206
why

>>6068111
who r u

MADDIE!

I'm a man

>5'11"
>34" ribcage
>16.5" shoulders
>31" waist
>size 12 shoes (womens)

Pls kill me.

>>6068217
goddammit maddie

>>6068218
literally me
its ok

>>6068217
you'll always be my fatty chubby wubby princess

>>6068217
I'm not a man anymore!

>>6068218
Literally me
Except 30 inch waist and size 10 shoes

>>6068208
>mfw legion demo lock
now i know the pain of my warrior friends

>>6068232
i am going to dress you like a sissy princess and ass fuck you

>>6068166
>>6068196
Cute?
Didn't think people would call me that at my age :P

And yeah you two should keep doing what your doing, you two make a great couple

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>>6068217
>>6068229
Literally me

>>6068237
muff plz

>>6068207
That's kinda why a lot of high school productions do shit from Sondheim or les mis. It looks less weird when it's not meant to be your grandparents' nostalgia shit.

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>>6068140

you are my girlfriend 3:
also this is gonna be my standalone trip for when we're not using waifus, methinks

>>6068217
>needing this much bullying to admit you're a woman
gfdi Maddie

>>6068243
Also all of their voices are shit

>>6067733
omfg kayla you have some issues senpai

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>>6068217
>>6068122

maddie r u drunk again...

>>6068248
Well yeah that goes without saying in a high school production.

Suck my dick Kayla u fucking jew

>>6068238
I'm 36 though
>>6068237
I want to feel like a sissy princess, which means you have to call me a real girl but then treat me like a complete sissy on the down low

>>6068257
N-no

>>6068257
I think >>6068259 answers it

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>>6068238
How old are you?

>>6068247
i need to kill all the bullies so i can feel like a man pls

>>6068262
i like how you've been 36 for a few years

>>6068257
I forgot our trip

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>>6068263

YOU ARE DRUNK AGAIN AREN'T YOU

>>6068264

eye mean in all fairness maddie would prob say that whether she was sober or not

>>6068270

HOW COULD U FORGET IT ;---;

>>6068271
You're not using it either omg!

>>6068265
>>6068262
29

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>>6068192
Right behind you senpai

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It was kinda weird checking out Edies chaturbate today to see her texting faye constantly while on cam and smiling while also simultaneously jerking herself off and having strangers pay her money to activate the ohmibod in her asshole.

>>6068279
lol

>>6068188
poor cartman
repression can't be easy

>>6068208
desu it's always been true for arms tho, we've only not sucked in BC and MoP
Blizzard likes playing with things that aren't broken to justify their pay checks
WoD is proof of that and Legion is going to be more of the same

>>6068279
>yfw that wasn't faye she was texting

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>>6068273

I SWITCHED IT CAUSE YOU WEREN'T USING IT!!!! ;----;

>>6068279

S C R E A M I N G
ik i'm usually just texting faye every now and again smiling at my phone.
my regs and mods are just like 'r u talking to ur girl crush again... :3' and i'm like...n-no......

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>>6068271
>tfw not pretty like angelina

>>6068275
Oh wow, only 3 years younger than me

>100 minutes
>52 in
I don't know how much more I can take of completely unbalanced audio and out of focus handycam
Seriously getting nauseated

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RjrWbfQgs8

can someone provide me with encouragement to pursue this life? she is so strong. so brave. so beautiful uwu

>>6068283
I still want my fucking spear hunter melee spec >.<

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>still only been 3 days since I started hormones
I just want to skip forward until like 2 years from now when I have tits

>>6068286
I would wonder how faye would feel about such a thing but she was most likely watching too.

>>6068294
sissy slut~
>>6068295
SAME

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>>6068289

iktf

>>6068294

I FUCKING LOVE NATURALLY NATHALIE

>>6068297

faye knows what i do for work and stuff, so. we don't keep stuff like that from each other.

>>6068283
Yeah basically, I thought Arms was pretty perfect in MoP but they decided to kill it off for no good reason, then they had the nerve to say people really liked it and they were happy with the position it was currently in.

They hate to admit to their fuck ups so it'll likely never go back to the way it should be.

Room mate is talking to very abusive recent ex, what the fuck is up with people like that?

It blows my damn mind.

>>6068303
>Still playing WoW in 2016
>After yet another year long+ wait in between content
Don't worry your 15 a month is without a doubt going to help poor Blizzard fix everything they've fucked permanently.

>>6068304
People are capable of loving someone despite their flaws, who knew.

>>6068304

this lol >>6068310

>>6068313
>>6068310
y tho

>>6068296
lewd bewbs <3

>>6068310
If running over her foot with a car is a flaw i guess so.

If so then throwing furniture and hitting her is a given.

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>>6068310
>People are capable of loving
Oh... I see how it is...

>>6068314

why do people love those who hurt them? idk it's usually due to some sort of insecurity or low self-esteem.
people who get into abusive relationships also tend to become emotionally dependent on them.
then there's the whole stockholm syndrome thing.
it happens a lot more than you'd think.

>>6068297
I was watching for 20 seconds today, I don't know how that girl makes money for a quarter a spank desu

>>6068320
Ayy but those flaws can be forgiven, anon said so. I cant wait to hear the daily 6 hours of him screaming at her.

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>>6068320
Iktf desu

>>6068296
iktf, I've been on them for a couple days too. I wish I could fast forward a year already.

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>>6068322

doing 600~1000 spanks a show, basically :x

>>6068324

no one said anything about those flaws being forgiven? just that you can care for people despite them lol

>>6068325

same

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>>6068325
>using pyromancy

>>6068330
I use it to pull

tfw ur hanging with grils and they misgender you lots

>>6068329
Eh. True. Thats the part i cant wrap my head around.

Considering he did similar things to my son im feeling t-ragey

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fycked up af right now AMA

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i dont have my images on here qq wah cry f4 boohoo
i want my memes ahafhsafjsklas

>>6068334
Theres a ring in the game called the reversal ring that makes all of your animations look like the other gender. So if you're playing a girl Faye you should equip that ring if you want to RP real life in Dark Souls.