/mtfg/ - male to faggot general

im gay

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this discord is progressing well

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I've officially detransitioned, any of you ladies want a boyfriend?

>>6063382
Your progress is complete, congratulations.

>>6063382
im gay too

anyone want to do a skype call with me? you dont have to talk i will just talk and you can type. I am a "chaser" btw. a.k.a closet tranny who couldnt make but decided to rough it.

i have no friends and im pretty lonely atm.

Skype name : sperglordomega

>>6063390
You could just get into the Discord and talk to the trannies there.

>>6063382
I'm a lipstick-wearing homsexual faggot

>>6063365
its too polished, even when downbeat its upbeat, even when its trying to be edgy or whatever, its just crude, it's all empty, slow, formulaic and soulless, it can't be thoughtful without being preachy, the crowd just whoops and hollers and claps.

its boring

>>6063385
Not one who looks like that.

>>6063385
no sheen nu : (

>>6063390
rip pupper

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>>6063384
dac a qt

>>6063392
I dont do well in discords. issues with more than 1 more person

>>6063385
i can do so so much better

>>6063394
Yep, pretty much. Comparing the style of the US Office with the UK Office side-by-side makes it stick out like a sore thumb.

>>6063396
>>6063405
giiiiirrl I know how to treat u rite

>>6063397
its too late I am interesteds in sportsballs now and the like

>>6063385
your boymode fails

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>>6063376
Woah woah woah, it's not gay if I'm female!!!

>>6063405
Threadly reminder transbians are straight men and sexual predators. They should be arrested and thrown in prison.

>>6063411
pls sheen dont do this :((((((( girl

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>tfw Edie is going to let your true self come out, and then viscously and lovingly fuck her

i am ashamed to be associated with you fucks

shit's embarassing in here

>>6063411
WATTAFUK

>>6063421
leave while you still can

>>6063409
the office is all shite, cringe humor is the most boring thing, i'd rather watch Dave Chappelle making jokes about how white people and black people are different

>>6063385
bulldyke/10

>>6063424
its not too late for you anon

you can still escape, grab my hand

>>6063420
if you're getting in arguments with her this early in the relationship, it's definitely not going to last lol

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>>6063421
W..what's wrong anon, its just us girls here, trying to have a little dress up fun

>>6063382
Gayddie

>>6063430
rip fayedri

>>6063429
i'm not sure you want me to do that anon

im just another crab in the bucket, ill drag you back down

>>6063427
Oh I know, Ricky Gervais isn't to my taste at all, I just mean it's so directly comparable to its counterpart across the pound it's a good example to use

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>>6063434
;-; are babies would have been beautiful

>>6063430
wut
do you think that people can't argue sometimes without it meaning the relationship is inches from collapse? do you think people always agree and never argue in successful long-term relationships?

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thats enough of the self deprecation
I really hate growing out my facial hair for electrolysis :(

>>6063419
hah! I triked u all I just had my hair ina ponyt arl!

>>6063423
I think you mean
what the heck

>>6063438
Frankie Boyle

>>6063443
sorry but when people argue about things that aren't actually their fault and it's a major thing it's not a sign of a healthy relationship. there's no way your basic bitch personality will mesh well with faye's pathetic coward personality tbqh

>>6063420
and then pimp you out to only the biggest dicked boys

>>6063445
sheen ur house looks fancy

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>>6063439
When are you and Edie gonna turn me into a huge slutty girl

>>6063452
its just a rental house I am paying an equal share to live in with my brother and my sister.
that furniture is my brothers

>>6063445
what the heck is a shit meme

also did you just prank us

>>6063456
well I think it looks nice :(((
>>6063453
you already are ROFL

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>>6063421
trip on yume

>>6063368
as much as I want to help better medical science bc of how ridiculously few cases there are documented for it

>>6063375
my personal favorite is the intense breakout around my feet that makes it painful and almost impossible to walk

>>6063420

and now you're gonna have to be a real good girl for me and bend over for all of my friends...

>>6063384
>hips

dropped.

Why do people even like that street shitter anyways? He is ugly and smells like shit.

>>6063420
Can you get any more Kayla hon?

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>Looking at "Learn to sew" sites

Oh, hey, I can make my own clothes for everyday use as well! They'll probably look like shit but I won't be wearing them out so it doesn't matter!

This Hinoka thing could turn out okay!

>>6063468
is this ilsa?

i saw you in there earlier trying to roast hips and getting btfo by her circlejerkers lmao

>>6063428
like... I looked like a bulldyke when I went to my sisters wedding in 2005

>>6063457
what the heck
no its not
and like... I thought it was obvious by me acting like a sleezey dude that I was joking?

>>6063459
its nice enough I suppose, which is why we live here even though the neighbours all suck

>>6063468
Have you been asleep the last six months? You described the majority of /mtfg/ these days

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FF13 is actually really fun. the story is anime tier but i wouldn't have it any other way. holy shit is Snow hot I'm ttly crushing and want him to be my bf right now <3

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>>6063420
Im still waiting on pics of you dolled up and in a dress

>>6063483
ur the only one not wearing white or black in that pic silly >__<

>>6063450
people argue, sure arguing constantly can be a sign of deeper issues but arguing isn't some absolute proof that a relationship is doomed

>there's no way your basic bitch personality will mesh well with faye's pathetic coward personality tbqh
wait do you think I'm edie?

I'm just speaking up as someone who has probably one of the longest lasting relationships around here and who sometimes argues with their partner
I haven't paid the closest attention to the drama but you're obviously just trying to make it worse or at least hurt their feelings with highschool-level bs to try to sew doubt

>>6063493
I was wearing black pants... but my shirt wasn't white and in 2005 a stripey mens shirt was fashionable but like I would have had a nice white shirt if I could have afforded it

>>6063495
not veryany girls here are mentally matured past the high school mindset unfortunately. it doesn't help alot are still in their late teens to boot.

i think it'll get better once they get a bit older and more experience with interacting with more people from diff walks of life.

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>>6063459
no I'm a huge slutty boy rn big difference
>>6063461
〔´∇｀〕
>>6063483
LET WHAT THE HECK DIE

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>>6063502
>LET WHAT THE HECK DIE
never! ;~;

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>>6063450
>coward
Listen kiddo I've been shot at and had a fucking fireball go up in front of me from an explosion and my heart rate didn't even elevate, you have no idea what courage looks like.
>>6063488
We were too busy being boyfriend and girlfriend to do it, it's going to take like 6 hours and I'm not going to want to go outside after so
>>6063466
Can I pick who goes first? :3

>>6063509
ok autismboi

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>>6063509
>you have no idea what courage looks like.
excuse me?

>>6063515
that show scared me rly bad as a kid :((((

>>6063517
yesterday?

>>6063501
I wouldn't trust age alone to do the job, just look how well some around here have insulated themselves from various aspects of the world at large

i wish i was inside her

>>6063524
wtf dude o.o

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>>6063512
I'm 42 I'm an autism man
>>6063515
I didn't think any else was old enough to remember, i stand corrected
>>6063517
Same

>>6063524
ew

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>>6063495

Tbh we've been dating for about a month now and had one argument, and now i feel we're closer than ever.
idk whyyyy trolls always try to understand how we communicate outside of 4chan and speculate as to our actual connection and our relationship. it seems sad to me to over-analyze something you're not a part of in such a critical manner, and reflects more on someone who has a lack of anything else to focus on in their lives than anything else than it does on how we are together, i think. but i suppose being open about the fact that we're dating is almost asking for people to be this way so it is what it is.

>>6063509

you won't have a choice, you will be blindfolded and used in ur sissy heels!!! or ur sissy wedges. sissy sandals. sissy.

>>6063525
>dude
ima girl tho

>>6063521
yah :((((((((((
it's still scary]
don't make fun plz

>>6063523
eri!
I just literally just now discovered this show and I love it and I know you will too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnbtRiLamsw

>>6063530
it's just a word, bro...

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>>6063531

>>6063534
im not ur bro, man

>>6063523
age and level of maturity really i see so much unwarranted hostility here at times it's like "for what purpose??"

non passing girls get it the worst :x

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>>6063537
don't speak to me or my pupper ever again

>>6063540
why not, son?

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>tfw you do something evil enough for the DM to force an alignment change
Worth it

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>>6063531
The older the Cartoon, the more fucked up it would get, be glad you didn't see the care bears special where kids were turned into green monster slaves by drinking beer and being apathetic

Literal nightmare fuel

>>6063545
Simmer well Pupper

>>6063547
you monster

>>6063549
WTF

>>6063546
ngl hearing son triggers me

reminds me of stuff my dad says

>>6063551
thank you.
>>6063549
well I think some of the old cartoons are rlly cute
like this one it's my fav....
spot the dog ..........
and I want a momma puppers now cuz of that show

>>6063555
ye sry i took the meme too far i apologize..

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>>6063547
Corruption means a better wardrobe

>>6063557
its ok son

im proud of u

>>6063562
y-you too.

For the last few days I have been so ready and sure of myself to start hrt. But just like right now and many times before I get this overwhelming feeling of doubt. What the fuck should I do? I know if i order it i will do it because by then I have already invested my time and money into it. It's just crossing this one threshold I always seem to have trouble with.

>>6063529
>idk whyyyy trolls always try to understand how we communicate outside of 4chan and speculate as to our actual connection and our relationship
I doubt they rlly are trying to understand at all, they're just bitter jelly and trying to spread nasty rumors and undermine you to make themselves feel better, like I said highschool-level bs
if it hadn't been the argument angle it would have been something else

>>6063533
oh yeah my partner and I have watched some of that
cooking with lesbians is good too and I feel like there was another funny one but I can't rememeber

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>>6063545
Actually cooking rn, simmer well pupper.
>>6063547
what the heck, how evil are we talking?

>>6063569
I am watching them all right now and its basically me and Sarah/Kt8 if we were ever to meet irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwoR3fkcJ9g

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>>6063554
The fact that at 37 and 3/4 years of age I can remember scenes like this is a testament to how fucked up they are for a show geared at 5 year olds

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BYP_mcQ_aKs

The moral was like "if you ever don't care for a second, you will become a monster and hurt everyone you love"

>>6063542
>see so much unwarranted hostility here at times it's like "for what purpose??"
sometimes people try to hide from their own pain by lashing out at others, it's more sad than anything

>>6063553
Only in D&D ;~;

>>6063560
Definitely, I was already kinda gothy looking though. ;~;

>>6063570
Sometimes the funniest option is horribly horribly cruel.
>attempt to sell contraband that directly endangers the emperor
>shopkeeper is assassinated because of this
>reincarnate him as a dwarf
>show him his corpse
>drive him insane by using magic to make the corpse twitch and pretending to reanimate him for "use as a shop assistant"
>use feather fall to keep him from killing himself by jumping off a pier

>>6063568
ignore the doubt and charge forward

on the bright side you don't have to worry about looking any different until like a year from now so even months after you start ppl won't be like "oh look at that gross tranny"

>>6063576
holy shit you monster
i bet you're the sort of evil that will screw over friends in a board game and repeatedly declare fuck the police on every move

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>>6063568

just do it

>>6063569

also true. i swear everrr sinceeee we first started talking about it on here, anons have been so mad. idgi. thx for not bein like that tho. c:

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>>6063576
holy fuck I need to get into D&D hhhehehehh

>>6063568
Take spiro for a month and see if you feel any better without T. Take estrogen + spiro the month after that and see if things feel better for you.

That's how I decided.

i like food :((

>>6063589
ur dieting rn so dont

>>6063582
It was great, the whole thing was roleplayed out. I ended up taking a bunch of damage because the shopkeeper knocked over a street vendor's stall and then sang while throwing coconuts at my head.
You should definitely try finding a group to play it with, it's wicked fun.

>>6063579
I've only done that a handful of times ;~;

>>6063589

let me eat you out

>>6063592
Wait realy? Then why were you upset when I did that?

>>6063576
>feather fall
This is where you also became chaotic, right?

>>6063589
eat food then? :3

>>6063592
Sounds p fun, the only game I ever played that was kind of related was Baldur's Gate, but other than that I don't own anything D&D related or have friends irl to play with.

>>6063580
there are always people around here looking to try to drag others down to their level

and no probs, that drama stirring bs annoys me too

>>6063589
I like food in a more indirect sense cus eating doesn't agree with me very well but I like cooking and think cuisine is cool

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>>6063580
At times like these I just remember the lyrics from the intro song to Care Bears the movie and everything is ok again

>>6063607

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t90O8fNm2P0

well I'm heading to snuggles and bed, nighty night mtfg, hope u all have sweet dreams

>>6063595
..when did this happen? o.o

>>6063597
I was already chaotic, so much more potential for hilarity when there's unpredictability :D

>>6063600
Yeah, PC rpgs that play like D&D really are quite a different experience. Combat for example can take hours in D&D, just because you have to go in order and do actual rolls. Give it a try if you ever can. :3

>>6063593
idk what that means ;~;
im fortteen
>>6063591
don't like food ??? wtf??
>>6063599
make me :'33
>>6063605
>>6063605
i just wanna EAT wtf
u sound like a foodie hehe

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>>6063509
you dont have to go outside

I want to see

I NEED to see

>>6063515
best taste

>>6063617
;-; eattt

>>6063615
oh god were you black out drunk in february and i didn't notice? board game cafe, that game with the gems

>>6063605

ye, ye. mtfg will never change.

>>6063607

don't we all?

>>6063615
Thought I would tell you that I finally bit the bullet :3

>>6063615
>Combat for example can take hours in D&D, just because you have to go in order and do actual rolls.

Yeah like, if you've ever played NWN2, combat in the fucking orc caves would take multiple sessions; this is the kind of stuff I'd probably never see at a table. Same with BG's kobold fetish.

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Just watched the revenant, it was boring. The only good part was when the indian lady cut the french guys balls off and my mom leaned over to me and said " don't you wish you had a time machine to go an kidnap Pocahontas and then have her give you an orchiectomy?"

>>6063617
>im fortteen

yes and?

>>6063627
that's a good anime
have u seen it
>>6063630
I'm 2 yung and pure plz

Do you think trying to learn that magic card game would be a good way to meet people and do you think magic people would be okay with fag trannies

>>6063632
>I'm 2 yung
>and pure plz

sure

>>6063638

yes, and yes.

>>6063638
yeah neckbeards love traps
they might stare at u tho
some guys are creeps rofl
>>6063639
thank u...

>>6063621
Right right. See I wasn't actually upset though, given I did the same remember?
:p

>>6063624
Yessss!
Did you start today?

>>6063626
Yeah. Then there's just the general focus of video game rpgs on lots of small encounters, and it would just be exhausting to play dungeons like that. Then there's the lack of proper role-playing and so far that's my favourite part of the actual game ;~;

>>6063638
The official MtG playerbase is toxic (both socially and literally a health hazard to be around). They're awkward as fuck around women, too.

>>6063644
>thank u...

WHAT?

thats it, you better take your shirt off NOW!!!

>>6063645
Yep. I even took a picture to mark the occasion

why is it so dead in here?

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>>6063589
>ate 1600 cals today and feel like a pig
one cheat day is okay right?

>>6063661
because it's the same time EVERY night

>>6063662
yap helps actually
dun feel bad abt it
that's prolly below ur amnt to stay same weight anyways desu

hey /mtfg/, have you ever had a sugar daddy? is it a good idea or a bad one?

>>6063669
it's at least one of a good idea or a bad idea

>>6063662
so used to eating 3k or more cals because "mug muscles and gainz bruh." Now I have to go down to like 1200 to 1100. Fuck my life.

>>6063662
1600 is what you should be eating every day so like thats fine for a cheat day

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>tfw

>>6063675
HOLY SHIT CHARGE YOUR PHONE

>>6063662
>tfw your daily goal is someone elses cheat day
wtf food doesn't make any fucking sense to me

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>>6063668
>>6063674
i felt so bloated after and disgusting i wanted to kill myself for eating that much
sometimes i have to force myself to meet my 1200 cal diet every day cause i don't get that hungry anymore, even with being active and cycling and stuff, idgi

>>6063675
Why are you always at 5%?!
>>6063662
I wish I wasn't too depressed to eat rn, it makes me more depressed and my head hurts

>>6063675
mega milk
>>6063684
s: well u do need to eat silly

>>6063684
Yeah I struggle to eat even that much it's weird AF. Can't even get gains but hitting goals.

>>6063691
You'd be surprised

>>6063684
don't give yourself an ED

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blrh thinking about getting married and stuff always makes my chest get tighter

>>6063692
huhh

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I long for death

where is my pizza

>>6063698
hows your hair hon?

>>6063698
Post an ad on Craigslist. You can get raped first too so you don't die a virgin. If you pay extra, they'll gender you female the entire time.

>>6063698
same

>>6063703
australia?

>>6063703
triggered

>>6063677
>>6063690

IT IS CHARGING
i just don't like to leave it plugged in 24/7 okkkkk it's bad for ur phone i think

>>6063691

mte

I used to think I was depressed, but now I'm pretty sure I just need a good fuck

nothing fancy, just someone to bend me over a table and jam a dick in there

you know?

>>6063703
but kayla is transitioning now and has an okay body

>>6063703
#body goals desu

gonna work on it every day so my dreams won't be memes

>>6063716
wanna b my gf

>>6063716
You know what the blue background here means, right?

>>6063723
I don't date men
sorry

>>6063727
don't be mean to maddie :(

>>6063727
memes hurt okay Smh

>>6063717
wy@

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well good to know I should just hang myself

>>6063727
*Ugly fat men that look 40 years old.

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>>6063735
when will my life end Tbh

who wants to join the flat tummy club?

>>6063738
you pass more than I ever will. I just want my life to end this instant.

>>6063738
Please stop posting pictures of your diagusting fat face sir. It's such an obvious attempt to fish for compliments and grab attention.

>>6063738
>lesbian complainging about not getting V

like come on dyke mode is easy mode

don't pretend that finding girlfriends became easier once you transitioned- women have it easy when dating

>>6063741
hon level over 9000 holy shit

comparing yourself with others

double digit iq

your life sucks so fucking much the only thing yiu have is being a tranny

>>6063740
can i join the fit tummy club?

>>6063747
oh don't post my fucking images creep

>>6063749
post miss cock pls we know shes dying to come out

>>6063751
never again

>>6063749
I'll stop when you stop posting them freely, fucking hell you could have made a lot of money by now camming and be well on your way to your srs

>>6063757
No one would pay a cent to see me naked

>>6063757
get the fuck out of here

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>>6063740
uhh almost i think

>>6063742
sorry

how do you resist the urge of wanting to cut off your penis and testicles? i dream of feeling a bulge no longer like a reverse phantom limb

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>>6063760
its super flat pookers! im still working on getting my abs to show more its hella difficult x.x

>>6063764
if the pain isn't working, take normal-dose naltrexone

>>6063766
thank uu
ull get there !! I kno it korra
btw did u used to go by chelsea or was that some1 else o-o;

>>6063673
Daily reminder that women are only allowed to order a salad at the restaurant, and if you don't pussyfoot about it, you're not trutrans

>>6063734
>tfw my asshole is always on fire
>>6063738
iktf, good thing my gp gave me a prescription for Primoteston

>>6063771
thanks for believing ! and yeah but that seems so long ago now how did u remember?

I'm an empty shell of a human. My only wish right now is to die. I don't like this and everyone would either be better off without me or they just wouldn't care if I die.

>>6063774
what if I get the calamari salad is that acceptable?

>>6063764
I remember that the professionals need it to be there in the future and can cut it off better than I ever will.

Also the risk of ending up in the ER for it and how docs will react to it is terrifying.

>>6063778
Trip on yume

>>6063716
i was just referencing that your pic was upside-down.

>>6063780
You're still not allowed to say you want it.

>>6063776
uhmm I saved a pic from back then that had that name in it the other day !!

>>6063786
but its a salad!

>>6063787
spooky. whatd u save in the pic?

>tfw trying to catch up on who's who now
A lot has changed in 5 months desu senpai

>>6063791
uhh a note that said, 'thnx for the help, pookie, jupiter. Also Chelsea, you fucking rock!' I think
idk why I had it saved

>>6063793
hi i'm anon

>>6063789
Women to not want, they feel like things. Women wanting things makes men feel emasculated and this is bad.

>>6063793
A lot of new faces for sure. A few people still around though. Also Welcome back.

>>6063793
so I can say "gosh I sure do feel like a healthy healthy seafood salad"

>>6063793
hi I'm filtered by most of this board, please to meet you

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>>6063795
its strange to know that ppl from here like/liked me at one point. desu i was under the impression that im universally hated for still looking like a guy

>>6063802
no u arent u nerd

>>6063793
>>6063802
me too because everyone hates me now

i want my MEMES

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>>6063778
I doubt that

Im sure someone does

>>6063801
Good, now buy my voice lessons where I explain how to talk like a whipped stepford wife because that's endlessly more important than resonance or pitch.

>>6063793
Hey there Jocelyn. Welcome back.

>>6063796
Hi anon I'm dad
>>6063799
I wouldn't say I'm "back" back. Just kinda posting around /LGBT/ again so i figured I'd start perusing in here a bit more again
>>6063801
Me too
>>6063802
Ruh roh. Why? Nice to meet you as well though ^^

>>6063804
nooo cmon

>>6063774
...and thats the day I learned to embrace agpdom

>>6063802
no

>>6063804
i'm a big fan

>>6063808
never

im looking for my gf have any of you seen her

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>>6063802
(You) <3

>>6063808
i like you.

i don't like being gay. i want to be trutrans again ;-;

>>6063821
who

>>6063805
only like elanna and kayla but they do the most talking
>>6063808
I'd say it's more when you say something depressing people don't want to pry, the only person I hate is myself Shan :^)
>>6063815
I kinda remember you from when I lurked here in the past

>>6063815
Yeah I mostly just lurk anymore. This place got weird for a bit.

>>6063823

gays have more fun bb

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>>6063815
dude
hi

>>6063823
sry

>>6063824
hi

>>6063823
its too late for both of us

were destined for agp life now

>>6063814
Hiya, thanks <3 how are you?>>6063825
I've been here many moons. Since I was like 16 lol. Currently 20. There's no escape.
>>6063826
Seems kinda tame now? Idk the fact that no one is telling me to kill myself yet is a good sign.

>>6063823
thats literally the easiest thing ever!
you just need to think lewd thoughts about penis
penis parting your lips
semen hitting the back of your throat
being rough handled by boys as they plunge in and out of you

that sort of thing
also looking at precum soaked dongs

"would u be a slave for korra?" -frog

korra...?

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>>6063834

>>6063833
I don't think I have a reaction image in my folder to get across how this post makes me feel

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>>6063834
uhhh im not sure what im supposed to say. . .yea?

>>6063838
>//w//<''

>>6063832
New crop of trips. Feels more chaserish. Less focus on trips/transitioning other than a few people. Mostly just lots of shitposting. A lot of people have been getting run off by the bitter anons.

>>6063830
Heya

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>>6063837
I deleted the image because I got banned for posting it last time even though its just lines
so how about some ice cream, who doesn't love ice cream?
thinking about getting it all in your mouth, greedily slurping at the tip trying to get as much cream down your throat as possible

>>6063838
frog and pookie are a weird couple

really fun tho

>>6063842
Interesting. Gues I'll just see how things go /shrug if it's shitty again I'll just leave

>>6063832
Doing great really. ^.^

>>6063845
<//w//>

>>6063841
*headpats* dw pookers the most id ask you to do is go to the gym with me lol

>>6063849
i wanna go on teh stairmaster that ones rlly fun

>>6063846
Good call it's what I have managed to learn to do if this place ends up too much. I'm back to being irrelevant though which is nice as well.

>>6063845
i just chalked it up to me getting older and not understanding today's youth very well lol

like im hella old today at the gym me and my friend were discussing politics and our perspectives on life and parenthood instead of stuff like memes and omg hot gurls

one thing I can say about them both isni love em to pieces and they can always get a smile outta me even when I'm feeling blue

Why when I try checking out from all day chemist that it will just sit there and load and eventually crash? I actually gather the courage to buy the stuff and this shit keeps happening.

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>>6063843
hey
how u doin
>>6063845
ur weird
fag

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what does /mtfg/ think of catboys?

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>>6063859
i wanna be 1

Hello, i will get tested for my pre hrt hormone levels today. (Mtf)
What are the male normal levels of pre hrt and what my goal should be in normal female ranges?

>>6063859
nyahh~~ ! >//w//< <3
>>6063855
i like pizza >_<

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skabi faget LMAO

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>on hormones for 2 whole days now
>still no tits
I should just give up shouldn't I?

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>>6063852
thats the one I use for my cardio

>>6063857
try loading it from ur phone

>>6063859
its something i drool over desu

>>6063863
sry no idea im still self medding and ive never been to a dr or endo for it

>>6063847
That's wonderful to hear <3
>>6063854
Oh that's fun !!
>>6063858
I'm p gr8 recently hbu n pookers

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>>6063872
we good!!
what have you been up ta

>>6063870
wow they must've given you sugarpills dude, i got Z cups after 3 minutes.

>>6063869
rude fite me kid blod of melty sik rollcast

>>6063863
pretty much any level around 150-200+ mg/l for estrogen after 3 months is about what you want and T you could get under 50mg/l below or even 0

>tfw no gf

>>6063884
pizza?????

>>6063888
She doesn't like me

>>6063889
I like you!

Well, I don't know you much, but you've never bothered me at least!

>>6063889
i like u :(((

>>6063876
A lot has happened since I last talked to all of you lol
Let's seeee broke up with shitty gf cause she cheated on me, came out to my mom, went really well, moving back home soon, got my own apartment in a really nice part of town, got a job as a bartender because they want to hire "cute girls to bartend on the busy nights", the main bartender is a gay male (he'll be taking me under his wing) and I'm already out to the owner of the place, it's in walking distance, uhh spent 300$ getting my hair and brows done yesterday, life has actually been pretty good to me recently desu. Glad things seem to be good for you two as well ^^

>>6063889
You're liked.

cosplay is an expensive hobby .-. but at least I finally got everything out of the way for June.

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>>6063884
b-but this is the best cocklust bait I have :(
>>6063833
>>6063844

>>6063898
it def can be yah
depending on wat chars u do ofc !!
>>6063896
glad ur done w/ that ex gf desu whenever u talkd abt it I was worried for u lol didn't like her desu...

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i like takis

http://www.strawpoll.me/10014581

http://www.strawpoll.me/10014581

What careers/majors would be most accepting of mtfs? I currently have no idea what want to do anyway and I am about to go into my 2nd year at FSU.

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>>6063870

this makes me want to actually watch SVU

y'all need to smoke weed and cheer up goddamn it's nothing but suicide and self-pity in here

most of you pass better than you think. we're all gonna make it /mtfg/

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>>6063899
OK Tbh I could really suck a dick rn too

>>6063904
Quality of life has improved like 1000 fold since I broke up w her lol

[spoiler]boipucci[/spoiler]

>>6063909
I don't even know where to get weed

I'm too white to buy drugs

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>>6063904
well the one i went for (headmistress fiora) was on the cheaper side and it still came out to like $150, but the tickets to the convention is like 50$ for the 3 day weekend pass and it's another 100$ for the hotel room x.x i might bring an extra 100-200$ to spend in the dealer's room too and a bit for food too.

it all adds up so fast

>>6063912
PUSC

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>>6063910
are you sure? I mean, you probably shouldn't think about a cute boy pinning you down and practically gnawing at your neck and breasts as you feel his stubble graze your skin whilst his extremely large package strains in his pants seeking out entry into you

>>6063912
succ

>>6063925
STOP

>>6063928
but you dont have breasts

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>>6063925
d-delete this

Post lewd pics

tfw didnt transition at 15 and started at 24 so will never pass

>>6063933
dw you can pass just fine dont give up until you've given it your all

>>6063925
There's a version of that pic with superior font, stop spreading the old faith. I'd enlighten you, but it's not on my phone

>>6063933
:(

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>>6063930
n-no lewd thoughts are all the sex life I will ever have

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>>6063925
I could drown a wombat in me knickers

>>6063933
>tfw tried to transition at 15 and got put on blockers until I was 18
no really, it was great spending the rest of my childhood in cripplingly depressed limbo

>>6063943
gem-sucks-yumes-chipotle.jpg

>>6063943
well time for me to go to sleep before i get depressed thinking about stuff x.x

>>6063929
technically

everyone has breasts :^)

>>6063928
why dont you get on hormones and get a bf who will suck your breasts

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mtfg, what was your fav Prince song? dis is mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baPsgmDexno

>>6063955
yeah that's my favorite too

red corvette is good too

>>6063955
I've actually never listened to prince

>>6063955
>mtfg, what was your fav Prince song? dis is mine
ur mom's dick in muh mouth

>>6063950
b my grilfriend

>>6063953
no they dont
get on your skittles or I'll tell dollface you're not being a good girl

>>6063955
purple rain

>>6063962
im ugly and look like a man u can do better for yourself anon u deserve more

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>>6063953

>>6063966
is that a yes? I think that is a yes

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>>6063958
>>6063961
>>6063964

good choices

also birdy is just playing it cool in mtfg, but i know her true desires

anyone know some common household objects that I could ram up my butt?

>>6063970
unban me from your room!
ribbitribbit

>>6063972
your daddys cock

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>>6063972

a steak knife

>>6063973

no

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>>6063969
heh i blushed a bit. goodnight all

>>6063977
rude

>>6063978
fine be that way [spoiler]bee muh grilfriend!!![/spoiler]

>>6063961
WOAH HEY NOW

>>6063977
>no
;_;

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>>6063980

no

>>6063982

no

>>6063983

no

>>6063978
<3

>>6063989
unban me now or else!!!

>>6063989
what the heck

>6'3
>barrel chest
>extremely anti-LGBT family
>almost 20 with no job/money and uni debt soon coming in


Transitioning is a terrible idea for me right ? ;_;

>>6063996
>19
you should see if your insurance will cover hrt w/gatekeeping and how much self med would be for 3 months

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>>6063993

no

>>6063994

yes

>>6063996

no

>>6064003
>no
I still love you
>punches edies arm