mtfg transwoman general

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>>6060274

>>6060272
get a load of this heretic

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>so bored I go through my old pic
>stumble across srs pics
>still feels weird to see a penis there before
>realize I completely forgot how it feels to have a penis
what kind of sorcery is this ?

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>boobs randomly start hurting when at work
pls be growing.

>>6060282
Memory is really, really, really malleable

>>6060282
IKTF

ITS SO SURREAL
sometimes I catch myself wondering what it would be like to have a dick and then I remember

Funny question:
>magic mirror
If it would be possible to see yourself as still trans but one that started HRT before puberty. Would you do it?

>>6060282
I want to know this feel damn it!

>>6060292
why wouldn't you do this?!?! lol,
like a better question who wouldn't?
> see yourself as still trans but one that started HRT before puberty

>>6060292
I need to be able to know how I look so I don't get fucking shot for being trans. Living in North Carolina, peeing in the right bathroom at work is hard when you don't pass. Fines are fucking expensive, and jail time is bad news.

>>6060274
>tfw no one wants to touch me

>>6060282
money truly solves all issues

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>>6060291
>sometimes I catch myself wondering what it would be like to have a dick
same
like
I now thought about it
and all I managed to recall was random stuff like "caught it in zipper" or "got kicked in the balls"
but nothing feel related
what if suporn gave us a lobotomy mein führer ?
[spoiler]and a bit late but happy birthday, ate eiernockerl mit salat just for you <3[/spoiler]
>>6060295
I guess the same like for you trying to imagine how a vagina feels
sure you can make some guesses but just can't remember a feel related to it
>>6060292
>still see yourself as trans
>magic mirror BTFO by my normal mirror
>>6060302
it doesn't
it just fixed my genital dysphoria

>>6060305
haha, thank you <3

>what if suporn gave us a lobotomy mein führer ?
m-maybe D:

>>6060297
I think I would regret it. Seeing the lost potential is hard enough when looking at my relatives.

>>6060302
kayla you are right
money does cure all ailments,
wish i was loaded

>>6060240
My male hormones staged a coup d'etat and took control of my brain when they discovered I was planning to start HRT

>>6060272
>implying that's not the estrogen talking

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>>6060282

fucking jealous

on spiro and estrofem now. went to the sketchiest electrolysis place in the world yesterday...

>>6060310
Yeah, if I had the money I would fuck off to Thailand for a couple months and come back passing and hot.

>>6060305
I want to undergo Thai SRS this year. I can't wait to forget about my dick.

>>6060313
there's no surgery for your ugly unpassing personality :')

>>6060302
i wish that were true

>>6060310
if I come back from belgium and still want to kill myself Ill be mad at you.

>>6060321
How is it not? Some here take getting surgery for granted, its out of the realm of reality for most of us yet its like no big deal to the lucky few who were blessed enough to afford it.

>>6060320
I have been trying to be a better person.

>>6060313
>and come back passing and hot.
and then what ?
will you suddenly have a place to live at ?
accepting family ?
a degree (and no I don't count your "physics class") ?
a job ?
love ?
friends ?
social life ?
>>6060316
neat what surgeon ?
>>6060312
>aa and e
that's were we all started tho congrats <3
what's sketchy about the place ?

>>6060282
>realize I completely forgot how it feels to have a penis
>tfw
It's a good feel

>>6060313
There is hope without,
you are very attractive
though you may not see

>it's the circlejerking transbians hugbox each other episode

>>6060329
I am very unattractive.

>>6060325
at least I wouldn't want to kill myself, at least I could go pee without wanting to stab my groin with a pair of scissors

>>6060325
Actually I'm with kayla on this one. ffs/vfs makes you more likeable person.

But only if it's successful

>>6060323
And you overestimate how much of life is solved by affording surgery. Money doesn't fix mental problems or interpersonal conflicts.

>>6060323
trying is not enough you fucking antisocial aspie

>>6060334
Your ffs was succesful, the problem is that it's not brain surgery.

>>6060336
But money would fix my horrid face and genitals and then guess what, I could become a better person because I wouldn't be so upset and sad 99% of the time.

>>6060322
when you do come back
leave the suicide behind
when you pack your bags

>>6060342
Money or coverage.

Maybe you could move to California? :^)

>>6060325
Supron. I will take a loan for this one.
My short relation with my partner got me realize that I hate my penis.

>>6060344
Ill try ;~;
Ive ffs in mid-August and
I come back sometime in late august

>>6060332
pls hugbox me

>>6060349
you're very pretty and you pass great

>>6060338
But I don't pass.

>>6060342
If you think surgery will fix your personality then we can add "can't fix stupid" to the list of things outside of money's power.

>>6060345
I am in california and got on medi cal but now what? who do I call and ask if they can chop me up?

>>6060349
>hugbox me
You're a literal goddess the whole world worships desu

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>>6060349
>>6060350
Care for a Cheeto Maddie?

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>>6060282
>tfw on nothing, had nothing done to fix me
>tfw 100% male

>>6060334
i disagree
simply because I was quite happy with my body before srs
srs just got rid of my rest dysphoria
didn't change who I am
didn't magically fix anything else in my life
>>6060346
good luck
>mfw I realize 1 trip for the past 3 years got srs and now after 3 years 3 trips get it
lmao
>>6060333
that isn't "fixing everything"

>>6060352
All the bad parts about my personality are envy related, if I could have surgery then I wouldn't be envious and therefore I would be a better person.

>>6060359
>mfw I realize 1 trip for the past 3 years got srs and now after 3 years 3 trips get it

wut?

>>6060361
first elanna
then you
then me
now imi,chf and ffs anon

>>6060360
There will always be something you are envious about because it's literally the only thing fueling your rants, and surgeries are going to do nothing about it.

>>6060360
And that won't go away. If all you do is get surgery you'll simply move the goal posts of what you're envious of.

see ya later mtfg

>>6060360
If the personality issue isn't treated at its source, then I can almost guarantee you'd just come back from surgery with something new to get jealous about.

>>6060362
nothing to be proud of to be honest

>>6060362
There's two more booked for just before this summer.

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>>6060358
So long as Spartan is around. I always win the masc awards


Bitch I have two YY chromosomes I'm so manly

>>6060362
elanna didnt trip here before I got srs tho I think

also, the first one was catie.

>>6060360
Kayla you need to think about if it's even possible to make you look cis with FFS.

>>6060363
>>6060364
>>6060367
A combined ~23 years hrt between us and kayla is going to bail rather than heed the advice. Classic Kayla.

>>6060366
seeya kayla
<3 my fingers are crossed for you to find a winning lotto ticket

>>6060369
this
having an axe wound isn't something to be proud of

>>6060373
damn let me see signs where there aren't any
;_;

>>6060348
:c I hope it all goes ahead swimmingly, recovery and all
must be a lot of complicated feelings surrounding this

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I miss anime. The last time I watched anime was on 1 January.
>>6060372
If you really are a manly man then you would want to be a girl. It'll be okay Spartan

>>6060373
>tfw didn't start coming to /lgbt/ until 2 years post-op
Amidoinitwrong?

>>6060379
what game are you trying to play with this anyways?

>>6060378
It's 100 times better than to have bungle in my panties.

>>6060383
yes.
you should have become my friend earlier ;-;

>>6060379
youre right tho
the trend is there
its pickung up speed
the general becomes more trutrans by the month now!

>>6060380
recovery will probably suck, but could be worse I guess ;-;

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>>6060382
Mine is a hit or a miss really.

You're gonna look great though

I miss trip on yume and lewd elanna

pls

>>6060394
I miss Yume

>>6060394
you have terrible taste

>>6060385
did your ex ever touch you down there?

who XYY here?

>>6060396
I miss rawr

>>6060402
That's one X chromosome too many

>>6060396
i miss a moonfaced piggy hitting on every other trip here then then getting exposed as the manipulative spineless fuck he is

When trips leave, do they say that they are leaving or do they just vanish?

>>6060397
no u

>>6060410
If they say they're leaving they'll be back soon.
If they just disappear or fade away then they stay away.

>>6060410
No. It's happens when I dox them. Break their tripcode, Find them and kill them and then make a fake farewell post while I wear their skin

>>6060401
Yeah. I never had sex before so I wanted to check how it feels like. I literally felt nothing. I wanted to have him inside me!

>tfw when new threads being made when your sleeping makes you wish mtfg was more low traffic

>>6060415
did he stick it in your butte?

>>6060389
;__;
We're friends now at least right?
Just thinking about it, if I'd stuck around on /cd/ just a few months longer I may have wound up here years ago ;~;

>>6060394
Awe I'm trying to keep my lewd less out there because
[spoiler]I'm thirstier than ever and lewdposting makes it worse[/spoiler]
;~;

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>>6060414
Hiiiii pls do me next!

>>6060414
remember to always wear lotion so the skin lasts longer

>>6060417
He tried but it was to tight. Again it was my first time. I also have some painful pimples inside. It hurts as hell when everything goes in and out.

So yeah I do not enjoy anal as well.

>>6060428
Lmao i love that pic
pleb you must have one kickass image folder

>>6060428
No way. I have a crush on u~

>>6060413
This is sad. They don't leave a farewell or their contact details.

They just vanish to never be seen again

>>6060425


elanna everytime i think of hot guys i get a really hot feeling, like a wave in my chest. does this ever happen to you

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Sup /mtfg/?

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>>6060434
Kill me then

>>6060435
they have better lives now

unlike you

>>6060439
sup aife

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also before anyone ask. No I can't kill Kayla. Because I tried and she kicked me in the balls.

>>6060439
Hello Parker

>>6060439


Whats it like being qt?

>>6060448
>mtfg trip
>qt
pick one and only one bud

Hi hello!

So...it turns out my man mode isn't fooling anyone anymore?

A guy straight up ma'amed me and didn't change his mind over the course of our sort conversation, and an older colleague I work with every few months was like "oh, I thought you were a girl," then got this look on his face, and started asking me about my transition. Canny old fart...

I was planning on dealing with this in June. I literally cannot hold all of these feels.

i feel like a cool mom today. dewy, no makeup makeup on point senpai
>>6060454
^^

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>>6060448
You tell me, buddy :^)
>>6060447
Yooo
>>6060447
How're you doing Hannah?

>>6060437
>tfw that feel
Butterflies are so much better than erections.

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>>6060441
I am forbidden from being able to kill magical fairies. Sorry.


>>6060454
Oh boy! Target acquired!

lmao fuck clicked wrong shit to reply what a cuck

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>>6060432
Most of my shit is stolen tbqhwy.
>>6060434
FUCK. If you live something you'll set them free, right???

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>>6060467
Ur on my list

So, stupid question. Is it offensive to be attracted to someone specifically because they are trans? I mean, we all have things we are attracted to, so at what point do you become an asshole about it? In my case I like feminine traits, but I also love penises. Obviously this would be with a mtf person that wasn't fully transitioned. I wouldn't be planning on treating this girl as anything other than a girl, so do you not be an jerk and still get what you want?

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>>6060437
Depends on what I'm thinking about, if it's just hot guys then sometimes, it takes a certain kind of guy to give me butterflies and I have to be around them irl. Generally though, if thoughts go there I start thinking about making out with them, and then it's game over

>>6060474
just be firm, caring, and keep calling them she/her. if they have a business its no bodies business but your's =]

>>6060473
thanks chum

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>>6060460
I'm good and you?
>>6060464

hiii!

>>6060486
You are an angel

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I bought an SD card and put my Miku folder on my phone

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Anyone know of any relatively easy ways to get some cash coming in for affording meds? I've got a pretty tight schedule so working on the weekend wont really work for me. Doesn't need to be much money either.
>>6060486
Hiya Red!
>>6060485
I'm also p alright, but why'd you leave for a few days?

>>6060454
pics or gtfo

>>6060493
im not that pure, anon!
>>6060503
<3 big hearts and kisses.

>>6060507
wow, i must be lucky, not just getting hearts and kisses but a (You) to go with them <3

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>>6060325

it was literally run out of an apartment building

big black dude with egyptian pyramids and god statues everywhere...along with fucking crystals

kept going "mmmhmmm" and "yesss" during the whole thing

he did a good job though? violated my facial hair but i want it the fuckkk outta here

>>6060520
emmy are you the same as the trip emma or someone else

>tfw thinking about my grandmother's attempts at reconciliation makes me sad
>because I really do love her and I know she'll be disappointed again when she realizes I can't get married in church
gfdi

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>>6060522

someone else

i live in seattle

>>6060526
any more pics?

I just realized I'll have to come out to my parents at some point
Fuck
At least I started hrt and I'm pretty sure I passed my test today that I was fretting over all week

>>6060369
>>6060378

Getting a life changing surgery to fix something is an experience not a lot of people can say they have made.

Although the surgery wasn't physically necessary to maintain their biology, it was a massive cut in their lives.

It's experience you, for example, don't have.

I disagree, it's an experience you can be proud of.

>>6060536

Yeah, I have to come out to my dad still and it's kinda terrifying and I've been putting it off for like a month at this point.

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>overslept through lectures (whoops)
>still pretty high from the two tokes I had last night
>take two more and go out onto field and lie on the grass, feel it under my hands
>sit by the lake and look at the water and watch the shrubs and trees undulating in the breeze
>go fetch lunch, see my reflection in the mirror
>realise I have BDD and I'm actually going to look fine after longer on hormones + finishing laser, gettings bangs and learning makeup and subtler facial expressions
>probably going to pass as a plain british girl without ffs
>take first cypro
>eat hummus and pitta bread while sunbathing and taking smaller tokes
>literally can't remember a single fear or worry I have in the world
>everywhere here is so green and beautiful
>feel like I'm living in a Ghibli movie
that settles it, this is my life from now on

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i wanna be a girl

>>6060566
I'm waiting at least a year to tell my dad tbqh. He's strongly socially conservative and views trans people as degenerates, so I know that'll totally go well. My mom and stepdad will be fine with it I suspect (based on what they've said when a friend of their's kid came out as trans), I'll still wait a few months at the least to tell them though

>>6060566
>>6060536
>be driving car with family
>dad says "how would you react if I decided to do a Caitlin Jenner and decided I wanted to be a women at age 55?"
>"dad stop being fucking weird again"
>"no no I could enter golf competitions as a women and win!"
>nervouslaughter.jpg

>>6060582

I just wanna tell my dad because everyone else in my family knows at this point, and my dad always helps me handle medical stuff. I'm worried about it for a similar reason though :V

>>6060574
congrats!!
i like to see that hormones are finally curbing your autism

I'm kinda curious.. Has anyone here ever gone from lesbian to straight over time? Like as your transition went on longer? Or probably more realistically going from strightly transbien to being bi and liking men.

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>>6060574
Poo on toast will haunt you forever

>>6060600
yah kinda

>>6060612
what's 'kinda' mean and why?

>>6060600
it actually made me smell worse, the hrt

>>6060518
let's kiss for hours!

>>6060619
more the second one desu, I'm just more attracted to men than before I started HRT.

i remember a while ago seeing a bunch of you talking about united as your healthcare provider. i just was able to switch to that for free because of my stepdad's business. its good right?

>>6060626
>>6060619
oopsie wrong trip hehe

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>since you have your old name on these bank statements we can't prove its you that lives there
Please fucking kill me. Like you can have my bike and my bank accounts if you do.

>>6060503
I didn't leave for too long :3

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going in for chemo

>>6060526
got kik?

>>6060656
Actual chemo or surgery?

>>6060656
good luck, you're gonna beat this thing cornflakes

>>6060574
That's great Robin, glad you're finally tasting happiness ^-^

>>6060660

mumpgrump

>>6060656

good luck with recovery and congrats!!

>>6060654
w-what? Did something happen?
>>6060656
Good luck cornflakes~!

>>6060656
good luck and take care

I just want to pass as a cis girl
D:
i hate being a tranny!!!

Is it safe to come out yet

>>6060656
hope that goes well for you!!!

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>>6060382
But femboys are the ones who take estrogen and they sure aren't manly men

>>6060587
>back in high school
>mom starts talking about family friend's trans daughter and how her dad reacted
>"If you or your brother came out as trans, I might take some time to process it but I'll support either of you no matter what"
>Me (i'd been having dysphoric thoughts for about a year at this pont): [YELLING INTERNALLY]
I had my chance 5 years ago and I didn't take it, bleh

>>6060282
I didn't know you had the big snib snab, cool
(post the pics plz)

Does anyone here take nootropics?

I bought some curcumin/piperine pills and I'd like to take one a day, but I'm finding conflicting info about them inhibiting CYP3A4, which would affect HRT. >_<

Any anecdotes? I can't find much good scientific info which would/wouldn't cause interactions with HRT.

>>6060656
good luck fampai!!!!!
>>6060682
>>6060682
i got told no again for getting an ID without dead name mcpleb sex M on it. so fuck it. i just don't care at this point.

howdy rowdy cunts

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>>6060574
That's so wonderful to hear, i'm genuinely happy for you
>tfw i'm the anon who gave you advice on how to buy wed
>tfw played a smol part in making Robin happy

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>>6060574
Sounds pretty gay faggot

>>6060686
oh no red are you in a bad mood

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>tfw your phone's power button is so busted up that you need to install an app to wake your phone on the volume rocker
P-please new phone get here fast ;~;
I need to shitpost

>>6060656
enjoy that back pain when you wake up

>>6060686
you do pass, you know that. will you be a good slut and admit that youre a pretty girl?

anyone have the before/after pic collage of brad's FFS? i need to show someone what a good job bart did for her

>>6060748
she looked fantastic after the first surgery, why did she get second surgery again?

>>6060736
what phone did you get? i just swapped to google fi and got a nexus when i last upgraded and its pretty nice

>>6060739
every time. for what purpose?

>>6060728
i'm in a dysphoric mood but besides that I'm ok
>>6060739
I'll be a good girl....
I'm a pretty girl
I'm going to order a plug I can wear in public today.
Recommendations?

>>6060750
best not to ask honestly

>>6060757
>I'm going to order a plug I can wear in public today.
>Recommendations?

yeah
BS 1363

>>6060708
Wongor!

>>6060751
I have a Nexus 5 right now, replacing it with a Nexus 5x. What Nexus phone was your last upgrade?

Yo anyone playing dark souls 3 ww@ parry hornet ring bros

>>6060686
That fucking feel!

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>>6060757
Red how does someone get to live the good life like you? Doing these fun things ;w;

>>6060776
I want to upgrade my irl-social circle by implementing the current elanna version.

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Where is my bird?

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Tomorrow I have to wake up at half past 4 and then work until 7 at night. I swear if I wasn't trans I would just NEET it up all day and play weeb games

>>6060714
thank you so much <3

maybe being visibly trans for a small while isn't so bad after all

>>6060757
the one i use with my puppy is http://www.amazon.com/Master-Series-Jewel-Butt-Plug/dp/B003AYMQ4G, i like the stainless steel weight since it really does feel filling.if you want vibrating i dont have as much experience with plugs, but be warned that you can hear them vibrating. so somebody next to you while it was going would be able to hear, but then i have a feeling youd just love that.

>>6060776
i had a note 4, but i got a 6p when i swapped to fi since they require the latest nexus models.

>>6060798
The dream...

>>6060798
It sucks so bad. I have to be up at 5 for work and don't get home again till 8. Wish I didn't need money.

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>>6060748
this faggot?

goddamn I hate women so much.

Fucking sister and mum making me drive to the shops to go find dates for their shitty baking only for them to not be stocked anywhere

Fucking stupid weaker sex

>>6060789
>tfw elanna import costs are high
>tfw there's no German interface
>tfw phienchen import costs are also high
That would be a sweet upgrade though ;~; how to achieve?

>>6060801
The 6p was tempting as well, but oh god so big. I already have difficulty using a Nexus 5 one handed so a phablet just seemed a bit too far. Awesome looking phablet regardless. What's fi exactly?

>>6060815
that's the one, thank you anon

>>6060816
dude stop fucking your sister and mom

>>6060459
Yeah. One of those many feels is certainly happy. It's weird to imagine I could just altogether stop doing the guy thing any day now and it would be no less awkward than keeping it going.

Like...that can't be all it takes?

>>6060506
Absolutely not until I'm out at work.

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>>6060825
at your service

>tfw getting high makes my dyspraxia and aspergers way more visibly noticable but makes me far less abrasive company (imo?)

oh also
>tfw a lot of strangers instantly pin you as trans now and when you've come out to more friends they say "oh right yeah I did think that was the case maybe"
>tfw get straight-up gendered female by a lot of people online on omegle etc., mainly other britbongs
>tfw parents keep bringing up the question of whether you're gay or something like they have done since you were a kid
>tfw it's getting harder and harder to convince them I'm not each time now
>"you've got tits, are you on hormones or something? hahaha"
>*nervous laughter*

>>6060818
it is huge, and it doesnt even come with a stylus, which is super lame. but i like the overall feel of it, and the size doesnt bother me. i like it overall. fi is googles cellular network, they launched it not too long ago in beta and i decided to switch when i got a new phone

>>6060831
>mainly other britbongs
tfw

>mfw I'm pretty sure they're in denial and still don't consciously know I'm trans yet

>>6060843
no it's okay, I can live with that
I don't really go on holiday abroad anyway so I guess I'll just mix with my fellow thick-bony-faced tea-sipping cavewomen

>>6060566
So I came out to Dad first since he seemed smarter and more worldly. I also knew his reaction wouldn't be horrible, at worst disappointed. After listening he seemed to get it and I showed him trans timelines and all that jazz so he knew what HRT would do. When it comes back up what I'm doing it's mostly just friendly teasing like how I'm growing my hair out and if I'm going to use expensive shampoo and stuff.

Then I was worried about Mom. I came out to her and she took it better than Dad. She was almost enthusiastic about it. Apparently somewhere on TV she had heard this was typically something people "feel early on", I told her about my thoughts in childhood to confirm it with her.

Then I thought from the way Mom was talking to me later that she was confusing it with being gay... apparently it was Dad confusing her. While Dad tried to rationalize it with her as "transsexual people have girl brains" he also kept bringing up to Mom that if I wanted someone to talk to I should talk to my gay second cousin...

I think Mom is the one who gets it now and Dad is the one who must be thinking I'm gay and in order to get to men I'm feminizing myself...

Parents are both supportive/accepting though.

>>6060818
I dont need a german interface, we can speak britbong, but the import stuff is a problem ;-;

>>6060801
puppy? what. am i missing something here?

>>6060810
Yep :(
>>6060812
If money was no object.........

>>6060839
Oh cool, I hope they actually bring that to Canada once it's out of beta, having the option of a 4th provider would be great ;~;

>>6060853
We can speak britbong for sure. How many people in Germany speak britbong though? ;~;
Import rentals at least might work someday assuming that I don't end up turning into a neet before I find work :3

>>6060855
my gf is my pet/submissive and i call her puppy or pupper a lot.

>>6060856
"If I were a wealthy girl"

>>6060870
thats okay, Ill give you my food. so you wont starve.

>How many people in Germany speak britbong though?
most do. certainly anyone below like 35

>>6060870
the main reason i went with it is because google isnt one of the main awful cell companies, id get google fiber too if they offered here and just fully integrate so i could avoid cable companies and their shit all together. at least google updates their services, and its dirt cheap. 20 dollars for service, then 10 dollars per gb used for data. and if you pay for a gb and dont use it, they refund the part you didnt use. its perfect

>>6060878
You're yerman?

>>6060893
Natürlich

>>6060888
And I went with FreedomPop, which costs me $0/month for 200 minutes, 500 texts and 500mb. The downside? It piggybacks off Sprint and Sprint is laughably bad. But it's literally free so fuck it.

I used to pay $45 a month for a nice unlimited everything plan then I checked how much I was using and realized I've been wasting money.

>>6060897
:o

Bundestaat?

>>6060906
NRW

>>6060907


Did you get groped by rapefugees?

>>6060907
Hype

Köln or elsewhere?

>>6060900
i looked at plans like that but i talk on the phone and text wayyyy too much to have a limit on that. and i use my data up, i usually end up spending about 40/50 a month as it is, which is a lot cheaper than what i spent with ATT. and i dont support awful people who hate me, so thats a plus too

>>6060888
That sounds pretty much perfect honestly, way way better than anything offered up here, would probably also go with it if it became available. I'm in danger of becoming a Google shill. I use their services, I use their hardware, I use their OS, and I want to use their cell plans if they offer them ;~;

>>6060878
Well then, problem solved, here I was worried that it would be like the time I was in Japan. So much communication difficulty :(

>>6060909
no. its really dangerous here now though. I carry pepperspray in my handbag and dont go out after dark

>>6060911
nähe dortmund
wir sind aber in köln so alle 6 wochen, wir haben da familie

>>6060914
Oh, I fear that barely anyone here speaks japanese tho.

>>6060916
That's perfect because I don't either ^^
That was an interesting trip

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>be me
>be ugly
>have high T
Meh. At least I'm ugly and don't cry about it like you freaks do


God made me a man so I don't have to feel the pain

>>6060913
Aaaah. Fair enough. I just have no social life. I just wanted a way to contact people when I needed to and a way to Google shit and have a GPS on hand.

Does Sprint hate me? Is there something I should know about them? Other than the fact that they're bleeding dry and probably dying as a company in a few years?

>>6060922
I can imagine!
I wanna go there some day ;-;

>>6060914
i already am. google is the way of the future, goodbye oversized cable monopolies and tiny one town companies, and goodbye awful cell services barely competing and charging outrageous fees. hello botnet goodness

>>6060924
they might not hate you specifically, but they hate the idea of modernizing their network and spending money to upgrade to the latest available technology, whereas google is starting with the best they can and might even upgrade it

Being trans gives some weird context switches. Walking into the bathroom and not thinking about it I saw myself in the mirror. My first thought was oh she's cute. Then I started to focus and realize I was looking at myself and it's like I was seeing an entirely different person, not the cute girl any more.

>>6060923
mtfg is 4chan-levels of crazy compared to other trans people I've met. While the dysphoria and suicidal/self-harming seems persistent with everyone everywhere, the lack of hope and relapse into doubting your appearances is incredibly high here. The people who stay here all day truly need an all day support group.

>>6060916
Das cool, was machste denn gerade so bildungsmäßig?

>>6060922
Japanese is not that hard

>>6060941
ich dümpel im Master vor mich hin. bin nächstes Jahr hoffentlich fertig.

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Trump is literally unstumpable

>>6060946
Dang, schon so weit. Bin bald erst am Bachelor, hab mein jetziges Studium abgebrochen.

Was für ein Master machst du?

>>6060940
I need an all-day support group, but I also want to spend my whole day supporting people if I can.

>>6060952
Geschichtswissenschaften.

ich bin aber 26, so tierisch schnell bin ich also auch nicht :D hab zwischendurch 4-5 semester pause gemacht

>>6060932
Mmm, botnet.
It does concern me just a little that a single company has so much control over my life, but oh well, at least they aren't the embodiment of evil (yet)

>>6060925
Really worthwhile trip if you ever get the chance. So much stuff to see, so much shopping to do, and so much amazing food.

>>6060943
It's hard as shit senpai

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>knew trump was pro trans cause of his pageants
>he comes out as vocally pro trans a few hours ago
Have you made America great again yet mtfg?

>>6060923

you'll be back..

>>6060960
The Kanji or grammer?

>>6060950
trannys get to use their chosen bathrooms how nice

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>>6060961
Seriously though, what do all you fine people think of trump now?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10009821
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10009821
http://www.strawpoll.me/10009821
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10009821

>>6060940
Although I don't feel an excess of positive or negative emotion.
It's stable. I feel the same everyday. I've accepted my place. I don't have delusions about reaching for an impossible new image.
And I can walk the streets without worrying about people think
"I'm an ugly man! What of it!" And after a lifetime of bullying. I've grown immune to it. And it's worth it. To not care about my reflection.
I've don't play the dating game. I don't even try to make new friends. Because I'm the only person I need. When you don't play. You don't lose anything. No wasted energy.
I probably have a condition that allows me to live this way so comfortably that would probably drive most people to suicide.
Only a fool would take drugs that would make him more emotional.

>>6060962
I never said I'm leaving. This place is comfy and entertaining.

I admit I would have preferred to be a girl. But I know full well that's impossible to do.

Why become like rawr? I can still be moderately comfortable as a man.

>>6060961
>trump flip flops again

>>6060961
So he's gonna introduce a bill to ensure those anti-trans laws can't be made?

>>6060966
>still thinks the president controls legislation at either federal or state levels

>>6060963
>grammer
Evidently it's the spelling ;3
>>6060969
There are times when I can be as confident as you, but they're fairly rare and take a lot of work to achieve. I'm often very shy and anxious and unhappy instead, and feel terrible about going outside and plaguing the world with my ugliness.

>>6060960
id rather have google control my life than any other company, i assimilated peacefully and havent resisted so if they do turn evil i just hope they leave me in peace. my gf might work for them too once she gets her phd, so theres always that

>>6060973
He'll put out an executive order, designating any state cops that enforce bathroom laws as enemy combatants.

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>>6060973
do your homework, cunt

>>6060960
Alphabet is literally going to be the first megacorp when things settle into all out cyberpunk dystopia desu, so might as well get used to the new lords and masters early

>>6060963
The syntax, the vocabulary, the kanji.
It's a completely foreign language to an English speaker. It's nearly as difficult as Mandarin or Cantonese.

>>6060978
It will be peaceful until they have a monopoly, then things may get ugly :(

>>6060985
I hope they reward people with early loyalty once they run the world :3

>>6060656
oh shoot good luck!

>>6060991
really? I thought the grammar was rather easy. I only did like half a year or so tho. I was too lazy to learn the kanjis tho and only knew hiragana and katakana

>>6060985
as long as i can wear a dozen buckles per limb with more pockets than i could ever use id be fine.

>>6060991
but companies already have a monopoly and it is ugly. a lot of places only have one company and theyre terrible. i had to pay 80 dollars for less than 1 megabyte, google is charging 50 for 1 gig. i dont care if a company has a monopoly if they have that monopoly because of a vastly superior and cheaper service, and even if they make some questionable ui decisions they havent forced me to pay for stuff yet so theyre doing better than most companies

>>6060977
It's easier for me since I rationalise it as the way I was made.

And the fact I make no attempt to make relationships or find love. So I have no real sadness because my ugliness doesent block me from doing my job and having money, enjoying my hobbies and free time.

I used to feel more lonely when I kept hoping I could find someone one day.

But now I've given up. And come to terms with. Accepted it. It feels a lot better.

>>6060961
M A G A
Hi em :)

>>6060991
It's easy once you've watched enough anime to pick up on the important words, like kawaii and senpai and baka gaijin

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hi~

>>6060997
The hiragana and katakana are pretty straightforward yeah, just because they're phonetic. The kanji really is when it gets hard af though :(

>>6061002
Right now they're in their golden years, cheap services and basically being the best at everything. I'm not looking forward to when they turn into the next Microsoft though, and that's getting close probably ;~;

>>6061006
But anime isn't real lyfe. ;~;

>>6061012
>anime isn't real lyfe. ;~;
Delete this!

>>6061012
Hi Korra. How's you?

>>6061010
(you)

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>>6061010


fucking gross

>>6061012
Sure it is, just go to akiba

For real though I actually had a lot of fun when I tried teaching myself Japanese. Writing kanji feels like drawing pictures. It takes a lot of the strain out of remembering stuff when it has fun aspects.

I should try to get back into it but then again I don't really have a head for languages. I used to speak German pretty well but I've forgotten it all after years of disuse ;-;

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>>6061018
I'm feeling wonderful today ~! I got to sleep in until 1 PM and im off from work today :3

>>6061021
fuk yeah that's the stuff u know what I need bb. also how are you?

>>6061010
helloo!

how goes it

rip purple dude

>>6060939
it's an abstract feel, senpai

>>6061027
hello squid quid! I'm doing lively rn. enjoying a bit of video games before I head to the gym. wbu?

>>6061030
Oh robin. 698 wish wisys since six is alcids just e f e sf re d f DDDD s as d e s

>>6061026
day off, but Ive been awake for 10 hours and havent played ANY videogames yet cause I am too exhausted from all the forced social interaction yesterday. and to think ive to put up with this amount of stress until the end of the term....
oh, and I still havent contacted my endo. Ill be running out of E I guess.
how are you?

>>6061025
>just go to akiba
I lost track of how many hours I spent in akiba ;~; favourite place that we went in Japan, hands down
The last time I tried to learn Japanese it got interrupted by pretty deep depression, maybe I should try again now that that's over. It seems like a rewarding language to know.
German would be neat to know as well, and I've been told it's a very easy language for English speakers to learn. What made you decide to learn it?

>>6061045
>and I've been told it's a very easy language for English speakers to learn.

definitely not. its rewarding though. do you know what mark twain said about German?

>>6060485
>tfw no Tink tier body

>>6061042
oh darn im sorry to hear school is stressing you out so much! D: how much longer until the next break? you can order your own e online till you meet the meet the endo? and I'm p gud my mood swings aren't nearly as bad when im well rested or around friends

>>6061052
>tfw 36" underbust
>tfw wide shoulders
>tfw fat
>tfw no mones

>>6061052
i really want to see Hannah's body now, lol, i havne't seen it before but i've heard so much

>>6061052
>tfw twink tier body

>>6060991
>>6061012
>tfw remembering stuff and college

>>6061059
Hannah is beautiful ~ <3

>>6061050
I don't know ;~;
Really though? I thought the sentence structure was supposed to be similar enough due to some common roots.

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>>6061006
hi anon, how are you :3
>>6060966
>that poll
I'm proud of you mtfg
>>6060970
I don't think it's a flip flop, he's never been anti trans has he?

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>tfw saw neighbor with a black girl
>tfw started waving but quickly stopped an d hurried away

>>6061050
I love german grammar. it's the pronunciation which makes it difficult for english speakers.

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Now, why don't we step up here and everybody get stepped up and let's get some stepped-up personal space up in this place.

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>tfw daki cover and leggings my bf bought me arrived in the mail

should i take my daki to school? is that a good idea?

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>>6061034
yay! just making pizza dough and dispelling the fourtwenty hangover with coffee. what are you playing?

>>6061076
I'd step up to you, bitch

>>6061065
It's easier to change word order in German than English, imo; compound sentences can also be really different.

>>6061080
is that a serious question?

>>6061082
why have you chosen a colloquial pound coin as your name?

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>tfw no weed
>tfw no beer
>tfw no reason to try

>>6061068
why'd you stop, you didn't want to go over and say hi?
>>6061076
I really like my personal space, but since I've started to experience loneliness it's been somewhat tainted.
>>6061080
Definitely good for a laugh if nothing else, just don't be cringey about it :/
>>6061091
I love you pleb <3

>>6061082
oh dang how hard is it to make homemade pizza?

fairy fencer f

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>>6061090
rofl idk is it a serious question? i mean, what could go wrong?

there is pussy and titties on the other side but i could just hide it right?

>>6061095
how do you go anywhere with a daki and not be cringey about it?

>>6061045
I have never been to Japan but I reaaaally want to go some day. My sister wants to go too but she isn't into "weeb" stuff so I don't know how much she'd want to do akiba :\ sounds fun though! I definitely envy you for having gone.

And yea i got interrupted by a really hard semester in college followed by breakdown and deciding to transition soo.. Yeah. I should try again.

And for German it was just the foreign language i took in middle school and high school. I really liked it, i was good enough to have conversations with my friends' grandparents/cousins from Germany and i read a lot of German novels but i just stopped using it when i started college and fell out of practice. It's a really nice language though, and i felt like it was pretty easy to learn.

>>6061067
I'm good :) (it's me btw)
How is it going with you?

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Kill me please

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>>6061084
Stay out of that personal space
>>6061095
Being around people who make you feel alone is worse senpai just keep to that personal space

>>6061100
it's just an extremely autistic thing to do. i don't see how you could possibly play it off and it not still be cringey.

>>6061045

german is hard, trust me

if you want an easy second language just go with one of the romance languages

>>6061091
weed helps thou

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Hey, /mtfg/, it's been a while, how do you like my new look?

>>6061095
they might have broken up by the expression on his face. after I arrived home I heard him come back by himself, slowly walking to his place

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>be absolutely boy crazy recently
>have almost no interest in girls
>suddenly they're starting to seem more attractive

i want off this ride.

>>6061114
its pretty nice CFH =]

>>6061057
until mid july ;_;
I cant import cause my SO would probably kill me if I spend our money on stuff I could get way cheaper easily >,<

>>6061114
Not bad

>>6061114
Damn. You're hot in that picture.

>>6061121
hang in there its just two more months ! but maybe he would understand if it's something this important. alldaychemist isn't really that expensive either ^^;

>>6061109
my excess of pony merch and blankets and underwear is much more autistic, though i do plan for a nice daki soon. you overestimate how much people really care about that stuff

>>6061100
bring it when you go out with your boyfriend, keep her closer. cuck him with 2d.

>>6061114
you look like a girl, kind of older lesbian vibe with the colored jacket and honeycomb necklace. i like it. nice hair too

>>6061117
girl love best love, just imagine cuddling up to a girl and smashing your budding breasts against her, groping and soft and warm

>>6061125
na its just me being an idiot. I like my endo, we re friends kinda. I dont even need an appointment, I can just drop her an email but I am too stressed lately.

>>6061129
i'm flying to the uk to live with him soon and i'm carrying it onto the flight with me. its really big and heavy so idk if they will even allow it..

>>6061129
>kind of older lesbian vibe
That fits CFH exactly. So she's doing well.

how to become girl

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>>6061123
I'm always hot. Totally smoking hot, actually.

>>6061090
it derives from a shortening of a term meaning to waste time, to pursue trivialities

>>6061096
kinda hard if you're mixing by hand, but I am making a 40 pound batch of dough with a big mixer thing to sell pizza to people, I am gonna make a super tasty pizza for myself later today though.

I've heard of that but never played, it looks cute

>>6061137
>i'm carrying it onto the flight with me

carry it in a bag

>>6061141
I frequently doubt it because of your age and you always prove me wrong.

>>6061129
i'm extremely self aware and hypercritical. i know a lot of people don't care, but i do. what was originally meant to be a check on my own behaviour, turned me into an extremely judgemental person when i see people do things i would consider inappropriate and out of bounds for me.

>>6061142
latin?

it's just in bongistan, "quid" is to pound as "buck" is to dollar.

>>6061146
why would i carry it in a bag? i don't even know if i could make it fit into a bag.

its really big

>>6061100
Exude a sense of confidence while also being able to laugh at yourself and the ridiculousness of bringing a daki to school.
>>6061107
Got it, thanks for the advice Mado <3
>>6061115
Oh shit, that sucks. I hope he feels better soon, sorry you were in an awkward position there. :c
>>6061117
You'll figure it out Korra, don't worry. When your hormones balance and your body figures out what it's doing you'll be just fine!

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Is my chin too manly??

>tfw Mado will never chimp out and punch you in the face

>>6061151
like a plastic bag. if they wanna check it do so but then put it away after they wonder whats in there.

>>6061154
blah blah blah its not fair, hes right there, just slap my shit up .__,

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>>6061129
>imagine cuddling up to a girl and smashing your budding breasts against her, groping and soft and warm

that sounds so >///<

>>6061135
ya know. you need to do something fun and distracting for a day it would surely help alleviate some of dat stress girls as pretty as you look at their best when happy and smiling :3

>>6061142
hm I'll have to give it a try it sounds fun to make oh it is fun very anime !

>>6061154
I rlly hope so this flip flopping is ugh

>>6061157
Nah

>>6061137
theyll probably allow it, just claim you need it for medical reasons if all else fails. maybe turn it inside out so they cant see the naked anime girl till youre on the plane, or roll it up to fit it in your carryon. congratulations on moving in with your bf though

>>6061138
i know, that was the idea

>>6061148
you should really work on that, it doesnt affect you at all if somebody wants to carry their cuddle pillow with them for fun. but then people shouldnt worry about your silly standards either, so it goes both ways

>>6061157
your chin looks fine, having some definition is better than having absolutely none. youre at the right balance