Gay General (/mascgen/ & /femgen/ & /normiegen/)

>>6004744
Who the fuck started this thread?

The divide in the gay community is ridiculous. As if it isn't hard enough being gay already. I don't subscribe to any gay subcultures or labels, I'm just a fucking normal human who likes other men -.- and my bodytype and personality to do fit into any cookie-cuter predefined categories

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>>6004744

its a nice idea, but i doubt it will work :(

>>6004744

mean't /fg/ but ohwell

>>6004763
> I'm just a fucking normal human who likes other men -.- and my bodytype and personality to do fit into any cookie-cuter predefined categories

That's because you're a normal human being, unlike the vapid fucking faggots whose entire identities revolve around the fact they like penis.

Rare quality these days.

Nothing to do with the thread but has anyone heard meghan trainors new song "no"? I'm obssesed as fuck with it.

>>6004773
That's a very sweet story and I hope it is true.

Not bad at all

>>6004795
I feel it, I worry that certain songs are made to sync with gay brains. I don't even like the new songs lady gaga puts out but for some reason if I play one I will keep pressing repeat for at least an hour. I won't even like it but it's like some weird compulsion comes over me where I have to hear the message to KILL ALL HETERONORMATIVES, KILL ALL HETERONORMATIVES, KILL ALL HETERONORMATIVES
But like her old stuff was better so maybe that's where its coming from?

>>6004763
I second This.

>A mukhannath is the one ("male") who carries in his movements, in his appearance and in his language the characteristics of a woman. There are two types; the first is the one in whom these characteristics are innate, he did not put them on by himself, and therein is no guilt, no blame and no shame, as long as he does not perform any (illicit) act or exploit it for money (prostitution etc.). The second type acts like a woman out of immoral purposes and he is the sinner and blameworthy.
Al-Nawawi
13th century

thoughts?

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How come sometimes my nips are small and cute, and sometimes theyre puffy and not?

its realyl weird

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Would you rather be "hot", "cute", "handsome" or "sexy"?

>>6004913
Beautiful.

>>6004913
handsome

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Can there be a discussion not focused around being gay or being attractive? Like what's a good book in your opinion?

>>6004773
why does the west ruin everything

>>6004828
>I worry that certain songs are made to sync with gay brains.
>lady gaga
>meghan trainor
guess i'm str8

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Who /fit/ here?

>>6004913
I dont mind too much but i only ever get called cute or sometimes hot, never handsome or anything else. It's just a little condescending if it's all you ever get.

>>6004936
VALIS and Naked Lunch if you're entry-level.

>>6004913

Handsome I guess

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>>6004913
「JOJO」

>>6004936
Agricola - Tacitus
On Heraclitus - Heidegger
The Saga of the Volsungs

>>6004936
my favourite book is pete from big brother winner from 2006
autobiography
i cant remember its actual name

>>6004963
Why do you think they are good books? I have a severe reading problem as in I read far to much to be considered healthy but I've personally never read them.

>>6004828
>tfw look at my playlist after reading this
>lots of instrumental bands
>lots of metal bands
>Meshuggah
>Humanity's Last Breath
>Arcane
>Deftones
>Tesseract
>Karnivool

>tfw not a victim of gay musical propaganda
>Not really the biggest fan of pop other than singing along at work
>still want to put my dick in boys though.

>>6004979
might have been 2007

>>6004982
Anything by Burroughs is a must read to be inducted into faggotry.

K. Dick is just a nice schizo druggie visionary.

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>>6004977
>meghan trainor

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>>6004950

In-progress. Doc says I can start lifting again Friday - i got a possible crush fracture in my lower back from squatting while my bones were still developing (I'm a late bloomer, pubertywise).

Can't wait to get back into it to be honest.

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>>6004936
I'm a fan of hard sci-fi one of my favorites is picrelated.

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>>6004979
>>6004978
>>6004963
Seems like classical literature is a favorite around here followed by biographies. Why do you personally like those genres?

>>6004993
I like Dick read some of his stuff when I was in middle school, been so long now I should go back and read him and Wolfe. Maybe I'll finally understand what the fuck was going on in Urth of the New Sun.
>>6004999
Oooh good choice. He your favorite author? My personal favorite author is probably Zelazny.

>>6004936

Dune by Herbert
Crime + Punishment by Dostoyevsky
Rage by King
One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
City And The Stars by Clarke
The Machine Stops by Forster
Ubik by Dick

my top 7

>>6004999

You ever try asimov or clarke?

>>6004744
>>6004763

>We all can be friends
so long as you don't insist my pill habit makes me a tranny...

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Speedball anon

going to cop 1/2 gram of skag and 1/2 gram of coke(for average quality heroin I shoot 2/3 heroin 1/3 coke but for good shit 50/50) but I'm not going to get anymore coke and reduce my heroin use due to my tight student budget

Maybe I can concentrate on my addiction to daddy dick and being manhandled like a good little twink by big hairy real men

>>6004913

Handsome is generally a polite way of saying "ugly", cute generally means "average" or somewhat attractive but not hot or sexy, like a baby or something

>>6005030

Consider seeking help

>>6005029
trannies are fine with me anon

b urself

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>>6005035

Personally, if I were to compliment someone the order from best to worst would be:

Handsome, hot, sexy, cute

Handsome implies an aesthetic value which the others don't

>>6005028

o shit i forgot Infinite Jest by Wallace

>>6005047
sure it does by definition, in usage though it's mostly a meh compliment.

what a handsome young man you are

>>6005035
ur reading into shit way too much
no-one thinks like that
i have been called cute sexy hot beautiful w/e
fem twink if it matters

>>6005057

now you just sound like my nan

>>6005047

I get called handsome all the time, by literally everyone, even though I'm objectively ugly... it just feels like the go-to polite compliment when someone can't think of anything else because you're not actually goodlooking. It feels condescending honestly. I'd rather never be told anything at all than something that feels like a boldfaced lie and just reminds me how hideous I truly am

>>6005063
*pinches ur cheeks*

/gg/ is there something wrong with me? Am I unconsciously repressing being straight?

I fantasize about being with guys, I find guys hot, I enjoy making out with guys.
But I'm just not able to get an insta-boner like I would with a girl.
It's like every time I see a decent guy and my head says yes but my dick says no.

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>>6005028
What did you think of what they did to Dune in the movies they made?

Anyone like horror? Finishing up the books of blood at the moment.

>>6005035
>>Handsome is generally a polite way of saying "ugly"
It literally isn't. It describes someone either classically good looking, or "model" good looking.
Cute describes someone average/ugly who fills a niche.

>>6005074

Never saw it. A friend told me that David Lynch "went full retard" when directed it.

And I have been enjoying HP Lovecraft recently in an ironic kind of way. Its really weird - his books shouldn't work, but they just do. He has shit writing, shit stories, shit characters, but somehow when you put it all together you get a great story.

I just dont get it yet.

>>6005074
Lynch is a very competent director but the production of it was super fucked up. I love it though, great cheesefest and MacLachlan is a qt.

>>6005076
why have i been called both then by the same person
lol analysing the words people use to describe you reeks of insecurity

>>6005076

Then why am I called handsome all the time by everyone I meet? I'm not classically goodlooking or model tier... at all. My stomach seriously drops every time I hear it because it hurts knowing I'm ugly and that they're just being polite and they know I'm ugly but feel the need to bring up my appearance anyway for some reason

>>6005098
Maybe you just have poor self esteem and confidence issues.

>>6005081
Yeah, me and my dad called it the "me myself and I" movies. Was stupid as fuck.

Lovecraft is great in a really weird way. I think the entire genre of lovecraftian horror is kind of like that. Personally I believe it has something to do with the fact that usually the story of existence is shit, the characters in said story are shit and the narrator is usually shit as well. You catch glimpses of the truth behind the jumbled mess of these peoples minds but it never quite resolves creating a delicious tension. Ever read The King in Yellow? I thought it was a collection of short stories at first but I can't help but thinking they are all connected and I don't know how. Mayhaps that's just the author attempting to fuck with the readers head perhaps not.

>>6005073
I feel kinda similar in that a picture of a good looking man doesn't pique my interests very much, but when it comes time to get in bed I want the D.

>>6005089
If I want a cheesefest I go watch MST3K or to the local theater lounge on to get some pizza and rip on Troll 2 or The Masters of the Universe with some friends all drunk as shit.

>>6005037

I might drop in on the local drug services for HIV testing

I really just need help for my anxiety and my body image issues but referral times for mental health on the NHS are insane

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>>6005026
I liked Zelazny too, for example his Mars-themed novels.

>>6005028
>You ever try asimov or clarke?
Of course, I have read almost all of them! Asimov's robot novels influenced my hobbies. 3 laws of robotics aren't entirely fictional, something similar is being implemented in contemporary autonomous tech now. He wasn't that far off..

You have a nice list there, I'll read something from it.

<-- Here is another favorite of mine.
What I like about Neal Stephenson is that he does his homework throughly before writing a book.

>>6005114

Mine was like 2 weeks, tops. And all I had was anxiety/suicidal idealation.

Where in England do you live?

>>6005109
Sure, but it really wasn't Lynch's fault. Universal cut over half of the footage and pieced it together terribly.

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>>6005118

I recommend The Machine Stops. Its very short (13k words), but its unbelievable. You can read it in a night if you put your mind to it.

It was written in 1909, and the author predicted the Internet, skype, TV, AI, Mutually Assured Destruction, everything. Truly ahead of its time.

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>>6005118
Ahhh shit you are my new favorite. I loved the Diamond Age although the parts with the Drummers got a little creepy when I first read it as a kid. Currently reading Anathem, tried a while back but bounced off. Thoroughly enjoying it this time.

Anyone like Brandon Sanderson? Reading the Stormlight Archive makes me exceptionally happy.

>>6005121
Not blaming nothing, just saying it hurt me to see what happened. Should have been a TV show or short series.

>>6005134
Thank your for a suggestion anon, I'm reading it then!

>>6005138

I like him. Hes like the anti-Patrick Rotherfuss. The guy cant fucking stop writing.

Its nice to follow an autor who writes more than one book a decade for a change, although his recent superhero book I thought was a little lacking.

What the hell does it mean when you're asked "what are you into?" on gay dating sites or apps? I can never answer this propertly because it just confuses me. My profile already says if I'm a top/bottom/whatever and all the other relevant gay profile stats. Are they asking for weird fetishes or something? Like what do they mean? Sex-wise? I assume they don't want to know I'm into reading books and shit. Like what do you reply with? "I like sucking cock" "I am into sex" it's just such a dumb a infuriatingly generic question and I'm embarassed for the asker and embarrassed for myself for answering it, like 99% of my conversations fizzle out after stumbling on that question because it's so dumb.

>>6005119
>Where in England do you live?

Scotland

And a few years ago I got a CAMHS referral for anxiety and depression and it took months

>>6005155
Your general turn-ons most likely, whether you want full-on asspoundin' or just fooling around etc.

Not sure though.

>>6005044
I'm not a tranny though. Just want to keep my body as something acceptable to me.

>>6005158

Sorry to hear that man. I guess your local services must be sufferign from all of Osborne's cuts :(

>>6005155

"just looking for someone to mess around with tonight. you?"

>>6005168
that's fine with me too. it's not like i care who uses a thread on a Mongolian meme manufacturer.

what are you taking?

>>6005173

I'm too much of a sarcastic asshole to answer like this, replying like that would make me internally cringe for myself with every keystroke.

How would you react if someone replied with "Gay sex."?

>>6004936
>asking gays to not talk about gay shit

Why not just ask the trannies to describe their personality without using the word "transgender" whilst you're at it.

>>6005179
Spiro/e

Wanna switch to caultide. Other femgen posters were trying it and say it has less side effects. I'm not sure if anyone has switched from spiro to caultide though.

>>6005190

I'd chuckle and think you were a cool guy. But if someone is using grindr chances are they are not a (relatively) normal person like me.

Think about the kind of person who has to use grindr - someone who can't make personal connections on their own. Why might that be?

99% of attractive grindr users are autistic, unbelievably stupid or creepy.

>>6005201
are the dosages low? i'm a low T fuccboi and i'd worry about growing boytits.

>>6005190
>>6005202
You have to factor in the awkwardness of sex-apps in general, makes you seem weird to begin with desu.

Unless you mean they're like that in person, 'cause I've never used one personally.

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>>6005153
Yeah me too, but I think he was trying to use it as a bridge for the kids who read his Alcatraz series who weren't ready for something like Mistborn.

He also doesn't use blatant mary sues. Don't get me wrong I loved the name of the wind and will read the next one in the series. But halfway through that second book it got a little stupid.

>>6005028
>Ubik
>Dostoyevsky
you can be my friend

>>6004984
>Meshuggah
>Humanity's Last Breath
>Arcane
>Deftones
>Tesseract
>Karnivool
all shitty senpai

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>>6005219

>accidentally writing two books instead of one

absolut m a d m a n

>>6005210
I used to be terrified about that happening and took spiro only. Got sick from doing that nonstop and had to add e, it really isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

That said femgen came up with a regimen where srems are cycled with the e and it should prevent any breast growth.

>>6005226

a-anon, this is all happening so fast

>>6005219

I saw a picture a while ago of a book signed by both Sanderson and Rothfuss. I forget what Rothfuss wrote, but Sanderson wrote
>"Guaranteed 100% less goddess-sex than The Name Of The Wind. -Sanderson

made me laugh

>>6005235
Seriously though he has so many series going on right now. Currently my favorite writer still making books, each time he makes a new book it seems slightly better then the last. I really can't wait for the third one in the stormlight archive

side note: did you ever read the slow regard for silent things by Rothfuss? I personally loved the writing style and the characterization.

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>>6005244
BWAHAHAHAHA. Oh good lord have mercy on my soul that's amazing.

>>6005247

Of course. But considering Rothfuss literally spent 16 years on it, i'm not holding out much hope for a sequel.

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>>6005254
Stormlight Archive is Sanderson's baby though. Literally he writes in the forward that the SA is the series he always wanted to write and is so pleased he can finally do it.

Slow regard was a novella Rothfuss made. But yeah it's gonna take forever for the last one.

does anyone else like making a lot of fake catfish accounts just to reject guys when they message you to lower their self esteem a bit and then swoop in with your real account when you feel they're ready to lower their standards? does this make me crazy?

>>6005242
yeah don't fuck around with suppressing your only primary sex hormone. keep dat boipucci healthy anon.

>>6004744
GOAT

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>>6004744
>tfw all I want is a qt to fall asleep on me while snuggling [spoiler]but with a dog instead of an asshole cat[/spoiler]

>>6005268
Makes you crazy and a huge dick. You are using the craigslist lowballing method and it's really mean when dealing with human feelings.

>>6005251

I found the picture, but the link has expired :(
facebook.
com/Patrick.Rothfuss/posts/488453144524408

>>6005268
manipulative at the least, maybe a sociopath. could just be super desperate though idk.

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>>6005138
I have read Stephenson's Seveneves recently. It was quite good (esp. if you know that Stephenson has worked as a scientist for Blue Origin).

Here is another one of my favorites - Ted Chiang's "The Lifecycle of Software Objects" (it's not that well known, but I like how it documents relationship of Human and an embodied AI).
There is also his "Exhalation" and super-cool Greg Egan's "Crystal Nights". I like this kind of compsci-related science fiction because it looks almost like something that could exist for real.

>Anyone like Brandon Sanderson? Reading the Stormlight Archive makes me exceptionally happy.
Haven't heard about him, but will search for it.

>>6005268
>being a Dennis

>>6005273
SA is epic fantasy, in my opinion, at its best. Engaging characters and a dynamic world built literally from the bottom up. None of that copy paste from Tolkein bs.

Totally gonna look into those, I've been trying to find a copy of Seveneves but my area has shit bookstores. I really like his style of incorporating elements of technology seamlessly into everyday life even if they are crazily outlandish. He kind of reminds me of Neil Gaiman to be honest, if he did SciFi instead of urban fantasy.

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>>6005281
>facebook.
>com/Patrick.Rothfuss/posts/488453144524408
found it!

>>6005307

Ah, I misremembered it a little. Funny stuff though.

Those two have a crazy bromance thing going on: http://www.amazon.com/review/R23FFALNB3RBCH

>>6005277

well to be fair a lot of guys have unreasonably high standards, i use pictures of 10/10 guys and i dont message anyone first i let them come to me and i dont say anything mean I just say not interested/not my type sorry/etc. and it's usually average guys messaging fake me. everyone thinks they deserve chad thundercock apparently so i like to lower their expectations to a more realistic area. it should make them feel good when I message them saying how hot I think they shouldn't it? after having been shot down 10 times by out of their league chads "well hey this guy appreciates me, let me go for it, what do I have to lose, fuck those perfect ripped stuck up guys "

>>6005318
hilarious, but yeah it's really cool. I hope in the future they work together, Sanderson's world with Rothfuss's magical charm and pacing.

>>6005327

youre like the gay Elliot Rodger

I await the murder trials.

>>6005327
Would you like it if your mom secretly laced all your Halloween candy with baking soda and shit so that you would like her oatmeal raisin cookies better?

>>6004984
Top eh?

>>6005337

>implying Elliot Rodgers wasn't already a closet homo

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>>6005300
>Totally gonna look into those, I've been trying to find a copy of Seveneves but my area has shit bookstores.
Some of them are published online, for example Crystal Nights lies here http://ttapress.com/553/crystal-nights-by-greg-egan/ (This one influenced me to start several funny side-projects)

These books probably won't be translated into my native language anyway, so I just torrent them. In exchange I have a small bonus of being able to read Dostoevsky and Solzhenitsyn as they were written, hehe.

Reading books and playing games are great ways to become familiar with a foreign language. I can freely read any book now, but expressing myself precisely is still kinda hard.

>>6005374

God I am so jealous. I really do need to learn Russian at some point, I am just so accursedly busy...

>>6005370
he was qt pie desu

>>6005370
that last part of his manifesto was gayer than Top Gun, holy shit

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>>6005374
I suck so bad at learning languages. But I read a book called The Stranger once when I was younger, it had originally been written in russian and it was a fat book. Read it when I was around 13 then later on all my friends started reading Camus in class and were all talking about it. Was confused as fuck for so long because I thought they were talking about a book involving a man who wakes up in a different dimension whenever he goes to sleep. weird tangent

good luck! Gonna go make pizza now for dinner.

>>6005242
link? any actual examples of this being achieved

>>6004936
Virginia Woolf - The Waves, Mrs. Dalloway
Anne Carson - The Autobiography of Red
Randy Shilts - And The Band Played On
Lydia Davis - The Collected Stories of Lydia Davis

>>6005418
>Woolf

Technically brilliant, but I find it limited and uninspired. I just can't read it.

>>6005327
im impressed and creeped out at the same time
this would only work with similarly ugly and desperate people tho but ye

RIP howard marks
ily

>>6005377
I guess it's a hard language to learn, similar to German in that it has lots of declinations & conjugations and free word order on top of that. English was easier to learn, I like it.

Also in Stephenson's Seveneves there was a language that was a hybrid of English and Russian (because these were main languages of the founders), it looked like a cool concept.

>>6005416
Good luck to you too, anon! I'll go sleep a bit, it's long past bedtime.

>>6004913
I would settle for "not repulsive"

>>6005269
Cept I still ended up suppressing my primary hormones and just throwing in e to stop getting sick. It's not a great choice but none of them are.

Unless if cycling srem works.

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>>6005442
Who?

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>>6004913
Hot since I'm already handsome just not gorgeous. Wish I was really hot, people would stop fucking me over in life. Everyone knows hot people get everything in life handed to them with no issues attached.

>>6005524
>Wish I was really hot
being rich >>> being hot
hotness can be bought

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>>6005546
If you're hot richness comes to you in tenfold.

>>6005550
Debatable. You can earn only so much with your body. Having charisma is semi-necessary for higher management but that's it, it's not sufficient.

>>6005550

this is so not true in my experience

hot guys normally do great in college and fail in real life

>>6005511
major cannabis smuggler / dealer
had connections with MI6 CIA IRA the mafia yakuza multiple organisations + groups in afghanistan pakistan palestine and fucking everyone else probably made well over a billion quid in his lifetime
guy was a hero

>>6005579

he sounds like a piece of shit from that description desu lad

I'm 24 and have had sex with around 90 to 100 people.

Ask me anything.

>>6005589

Thats completely average

its like me saying "I am 19 and I sleep for 8 hours a night, ask me anything"

nobody cares pham

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>>6005572
>Models make on average $100,000 a year

http://elitedaily.com/entertainment/victorias-secret-models-make-salary/1313205/
>Pornstars make on average
four figures to 6 figures a year
>Actors make on average 65,000 average stars, Superstars make 4 x as much
http://www1.salary.com/Actor-Performer-Salaries.html
>nice try faggot

>>6005599

and how long do models last? 4-6 years max. Afterwards they are unemployable

>>6004894
Same. Are you on preservatives too?

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>>6005606
>$400,000 - 600,000 isn't considered rich
You're extremely stupid aren't you? There are even old, fat, hand, foot, etc. models in the world

>>6005595
>average
>>6005589
>HIV

gays are truly the worst

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>>6005623
>>6005606
But why male models?

>>6005643

Am I the only person who thought ben stiller was actually kind of hot in that movie?

>>6005618

no
i dont know what those are

>>6005643
Ahhhh I like you.

>>6005587
he was living the dream
has always been described as the ethical drug smuggler but you know we dont know everything that happened and when you basically control a multi-billion pound industry..

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>>6005643
Are you serious?

>>6005457
In oven now, sauteed mushrooms and onions with roasted bell peppers smells delicious.

>>6005669
you know what smells delicious?

Straight man farts

>>6005683
>
The fact that you specified straight makes me question your sanity.

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>>6005697
>implying i'm serious and not just shitposting a forced meme

You're dumb as shit.

>>6004936
Top 5 works of Literature
1. Finnegans Wake
2. In Search of Lost Time
3. Ulysses
4. Pale Fire
5. Anne Karenina

Top 5 works of philosophy
1. Either / Or
2. Fear and Trembling
3. Simulacrum and Simulation
4. The Phenomenology of Spirit
5. Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus

>>6005710

>Ulysses

dont make me laugh

come back when you turn 18 kiddo

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>>6005716
My thoughts exactly.

>>6005646
Estrogen + Anti-androgens

>>6005739

God no, I dont want to get gyno and become impotent, as well as all the resultant hormonal imbalances and mental instabilities

What the fuck man, you crazy?

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>>6005739
where do I get anti-androgens? I don't want them for the reason you think. I want them because I'm taking steroids.

>>6005716
Say what you will, I loved it.
The prose was consistently impressive, the lucidity was accurate and powerful to me.
The Neo-Platonic interpretation of Christianity impressed me greatly.
The descriptive imagery was inspiring.

I'm sure you've got the intellectual integrity to say Shakespeare five times in a row

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>>6005754

>>6005707
What you post is an expression of who you are. Embrace your creepy self, we won't judge. Much.

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>>6005648
Have you seen the 2nd movie?

>mfw afterward

>>6005751
A doctor, but why not just quit taking steroids? All the AA's will do is counteract them.

>>6005749
We see things differently then.

>>6005770
No I haven't is it that bad? Now I'm worried cause I was gonna get it on DVD and watch it with my sister and mom.

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>>6005764
It's a joke your retard. Why would anyone's farts turn me on?

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>>6005760
>implying you've ever read a book in your life
Glad you feel superior buddy.

Anyway, if I were to rethink that list I'd replace Anne Karenina with The Tunnel

>>6005751

You're thinking of anti-estrogens (they have some other name)

>>6005781

Now Wallace I can get behind. But dont pretend that Ulysses is anything other than unusually expensive toilet paper, its downright embarassing.

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>>6005781
>jerking off on the beach
Yeah, great writing right there for sure.

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>>6005789
>Wallace I can get behind
I didn't realize /lit/ memes had gotten to /lgbt/ yet

Downright embarrassing

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>>6005774
Yeah it's pretty bad. Some funny moments here and there, but they're so far in between.. Jack Baur scenes made me chuckle.

>mfw mugatu sounds off cause they waited so long to make the 2nd movie

The laughs show up more often when he shows up which is about an hour and 10-20min in the movie. Was really disappointed.

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>>6005760
stupid sexy Klokov

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Vladimir Nabokov on Ulysses

"Ulysses. A divine work of art. Greatest masterpiece of 20th century prose. Towers above the rest of Joyce's writing. Noble originality, unique lucidity of thought and style. Molly's monologue is the weakest chapter in the book. Love it for its lucidity and precision."

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>>6005807
Ha, Sexy? Handsome maybe, but no where near sexy.

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>>6005819
I am not surprised that a low life chimp would not appreciate him

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>>6005817

>>6005817

HA
HA
HA

you cant make this up!

>>6005855
>>6005854
wtf is this clown board

I hate the lgbt community

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>>6005870
for what purpose? If you take this all so seriously then you have really terrible mental issues in your mind. If you laugh at the board you're normal

Division is the only way people get to feel special.

>>6006006
those are interdasting digits

>>6006019

It's because I have different coloured eyes, I am therefore the anti-Christ.

Behold, the mark of the Beast.

>>6006006

>guy asked me for a hand job

hahaha who the fuck gives hand jobs anymore?

>>6006029
easy there IronMaiden dont crash the thread

>>6006035
people with bugs

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>>6006006
Not dubs, but still impressive.

>>6006038

Well, what's the point of having a trip if if's not to crash threads and make everything about me?

: ^ )

I need a qt hairy guy to cum inside me and then I feel gross after

>>6006076

That's why he has to finger it out of you afterwards and feed it to you - but only if you've been a good boy.

>>6006056
true

What do you have to offer though for conversation? I find that most good trips are good at carrying on little talk.

>>6006038
He doesn't have a bug. He just thinks he's straight and that if I put my mouth on it, it'd be "too gay".

>>6006099
>you actually want to put your mouth on that thing

what are you gay?

But no, thats kinda funny/cute. You should kiss him after he busts

>>6006091

Well, I like long walks on the beach - mostly to dispose of the bodies.

I also like trying out new restaurants, where I find people to abduct and kill.

Oh, and I love meeting new people - because I murder everyone I meet eventually.

You?

>>6006121
most of that, but without the non sense

How has everyone been? I am sure there are six million new trips around since I last seriously stuck around to read a thread.


>>6006131

Yeah, I don't like going outside either.

I am taking a shit right now

>>6006156

> not providing proof

4Chan really has become Tumblr...

>>6006167
sorry bro, too lazy

>>6006109
Best idea. Or better yet, snowball him. He'd probably short circuit.

>>6006174

Mhmm, mhmm.

Why don't you tell the class what your pronouns are so we don't accidentally trigger you.

>>6006179
to romantic for the first date

>>6006183
ele and o

>>6006141
go away hang urself you ugly fat shit
o wait ur so fucking obese the whole houses structure would probably collapse on you before you even suffocate nvm

>>6006207

That's a really weak insult. I think you could do better, I am disappointed in you.

For reasons beyond my own control, I have to share a bed for a week with another gay guy who I know used to have a crush on me. How do I avoid things turning sexual?

>>6006207
Wow. That was bad.

>>6006223
Why wouldn't you want them to be sexual? And why the hell is he sharing a bed with you?

>>6006188
Should I wait til our wedding night? What's funny is that he has no qualms with getting me off, but thinks it's "too gay" if I return the favor.

I think he's aware he's a big homo, but he's not fully comfortable with it yet. Still cute as heck, though.

that feel when no straight bf

>>6006236
I think you hit the nail on the head here.

Just wait, i think he will get better about it. You just might be his stepping stone to be more accepting about it.

>>6006237
Being a female must be hard. You have my deepest condolences.

>>6006249
Being gay and having to date limp-wrist faggots and hiv+ sluts is a lot worse. Keep your condolences.

>>6006231
Because we're on a business trip and our company doesn't allow relationships between employees.

>>6006211
>weak
like ur ankle joints carrying 600lbs of burger king every day
>>6006224
stfu you fat shit
you arent human

>>6006263
Just stop.

>>6006266
Who said it had to be a relationship? Last time I heard, fucking another guy in the ass doesn't make you immediately a couple. Otherwise, I'd be tied down ten times over by now...

>>6006272
God dammit. I fell for your fucking bait. DAMN IT.

>>6002753

I'm on disability right now from my autism. I do want to get a job before I date, though.

>>6006278
FUCKING SLUTS REEEEEEEEE

>>6006285
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6006272

I don't like Burger King. You're really bad at this.

SPIT FIRE AND THE WORLD SO COLD

>keep getting woofs on scruff from 1000 miles away
>never anyone local
jdimsa

>>6006248
What's funny is that he admits that he likes guys and he freely admits that he likes me. He says he has no problem with homosexuality. He's classified himself as "not straight" before, so I guess it's not fair of me to say he thinks he is.

But it's like he associates certain things with being gay or something? Like, anything that makes him feel vulnerable is "too gay" or the other night I scooped him up and carried him to his bed which was enough to make him hide his face and say it was "too gay". And I'm just over here like 'You literally had my dick in your mouth thirty seconds ago my guy.'

I have no doubt he'll get over it, but trying to follow his logic is amusing as hell sometimes.

>>6006341
this is far to pure and cute for this general

>>6006280
goofed ya
jk jk kys fat turd
>>6006298
stop eating it burger king
if u dont like burger king no-one is forcing you to eat burger king
why dont you eat at subway
just look at jared fogle
you fat child molesting crusty diorrahe anal beard
take a fucking shower you disgust me why would you just shit your pants and not even take a shower wtf

>>6006351

Why only eat food once?

Weirdo.

>>6006266
forbidden love is so romantic, this has network television all over it

>>6006367
are u saying you eat your own shit

>>6006346
He's so cute it's ridiculous. I'm so glad that he's finally warming up to the idea of letting me reciprocate.

>>6006381

Sorry, I was just having eleventh dinner.

Take from that what you will big boy.

>tfw can't tell if there's a pain in my liver or I'm just constipated

cute walmart cashier was staring at me in a very unusual way today while I was at the checkout

not sure whether he was contemplating my ugliness or trying to flirt

>>6006457
Pretty much. Except thankfully he's never said 'no homo'. He's only just recently let me return the favor, too. Although looking at him while I was doing it was also "too gay". Though I mostly think he just said that to save face. :^)

>>6006457
[spoilersdontworkonlgbt]s-sauce?[/nospoiler]

If hypothetically a 16 year old wanted to use grindr to meet a guy how safe would it be?

>>6006516

If you're not a twink don't bother.

>>6006529
But if the hypothetical person was a total twink that people say is cute then what?

>>6006503
That's kawaii, fuck.

>>6006506
That's all there is to the image. Unless you meant the artist.

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Guys, I'm eating spiro and watching trap porn! You better come out and stop me!

>>6006532

Tell him to get his twink hole filled to his heart's content.

Never meet up with anyone unless someone knows where you are. Never meet up with people who offer to drive you somewhere you don't know. Never go to someone's house unless you know the area well, preferably never go to someone's house. Never give your real name. Never let them pick you up outside your house. Oh, and also always make sure there's a condom if you're doing butt stuffs. Like, even while doing it check and double check.

>>6006536
oh that's disappointing
who's the degenerate furry scum artist then?

tfw friends./ family keep saying i could be a model for some retarded reason
tfw even tho i am objectively ugly
tfw cant even get a semi-qt bf

>talk with who I suspect is a qt on grindr (ideal dimensions, no face pic tho)
>turns out to be uggo
Fuck, what do I do now, he knows what I look like

>>6006555
Do people on grindr even date or just try and fuck? Should I hypothetically forget this entirely?

>>6006580
https://e621.net/post?tags=jailbird

Have fun looking through all the degenerate glory.

>>6006605

Yeah, I've known people to go on dates from Grindr. I've known people to even get into a few relationships - but I think you need to realistic about Grindr a lot of people just use it when they're horny.

If you want an honest answer I think you should avoid Grindr for as long as you possibly can and use something like PoF or even Tinder that might filter out some of the creeps and give you a high chance of a date.

>>6006620
Could one be kicked off any of those because they're under 18? Or should age just not be stated?

>>6006630

I mean, you're not allowed use any of those services until you're 18 - but you can lie about it.

I mean, I'd enjoy not having to deal with creepy pervs online for as long as possible looking back at it - but if you're going to do it just keep to the more dating orientated apps/websites.

>>6006645
Maybe I'll just avoid it all together.

I'm going to pretty top-tier uni this summer to study for a few months so maybe I can meet a qt there

>>6006610
t-this is disgusting

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>>6006630
Jesus Christ dude, Use common sense.

If you look 12, don't bother. If you pass as at least 18 go for it.

>>6006658
Accept it. Embrace it. Love it.

>>6006654

That sounds like a great idea.

See what the Uni has to offer and avoid the online thing until you're a little more wise and... legal!

>>6006660
Yeah, I don't even pass as my actual age desu

>>6006668
post bp

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>>6006668
>>6006682

>>6006682
Nahhhh fammm

Guys just say its either qt or they want to rape it when I posted it before

>>6006664
n-nooo... ;_;

>>6006536
I know. I can't stand it sometimes. There's something about how huffy and embarrassed he gets that makes me want to smother him with kisses. My friends claim it's a form of sadism.

>>6006691

Yeah that's probably for the best....

>>6006665
As far as uni dating goes, how likely is it that I can get a bf as qt twink whos stuck in a lab 30hrs a week, and its a pretty high stress school, but I guess people still date at those, right?
I'm going to be a few states away from everyone I know, so if I do meet someone I can definitely date them.

>>6006694
Give in, anon. Come on...

>>6006714
I think the guys that make a big deal out of it are adorable. Being in denial can be bad, but denying it so awkwardly is just goofy.

>>6006691
a/s/l
are ur parents home
+ whats your addy

Everyone I get close to hates me after a while
I want to die
Why can't I be normal

>>6006753
no

>>6006796
have u ever seen an older mans penis before

>>6006741
>Give in, anon. Come on...
please stop
it's bad enough i'm getting a boner from furry shit

>>6006814
I need a bf to save me from pedo anons

>>6006793

Because normal isn't a thing that exists. Meet more freaks who are comfortable with their freakness, they're less likely to judge you for yours. You need to find somebody who's insanity compliments yours.

We're not tiles, we're puzzle pieces.

>>6006820
Now that's just the clearest sign that you actually like it. You're just kidding yourself at this point.

>>6006840
T. attention whore

>>6006820

You're already gay, what's the point of pretending not to like a thing that you clearly like? You think society is gonna accept you now just because at least you're not a furry?

Let your freak flag fly.

>>6006840
hey dont tell ur parents about this champ you could get in really big trouble parents are real meanies some times
lets just keep this our little secret..just you and me kk??
*licks yr ear*
huerrrggh

>>6006900
The autism is palpable

>>6006900
>huerrrggh
Are you having a stroke?

>>6006909
I can't tell if its trolling or autistic

>>6006902
if u suck my cock i will buy you 6 ponies nd a ferrari
>>6006909
he doesnt know what boy lust feels like

>>6006958
>implying I don't want 7 camels and a Porsche

I can catch jellybeans in my mouth with 100% accuracy.

>>6004744
From my experiences with /hm/ and other fags here in general, I like to think we're one of the less degenerate groups overall.

>>6006630
Tinder lets you use it if you're under 18, it'll just only show you to other under 18s

>>6006976
bet that's not all you can catch in your mouth ;)

>>6006964
got ourselves a deal
now bend over

>>6006988
You can catch these hands broski.

>>6006985
Awesome
>>6006997
>autism speaks

>>6007001
ill fucking rape you
retard whore

Holy shit, I literally just fucked my best friend. /gaygen/
>used to whine to /gaygen/ about being in love with my best friend
>at least half of you guys knew that feel
>been in love with him since High School
>confessed back then, he declined, but we stayed best friends
>we're both 26 now
>he got out of a bad relationship and had a bad breakup
>i came over to his place with beer to console him last night
>at this point, though I still loved him, I had pretty much moved on because he's straight
>we get hammered and he comes onto me
>reject him over and over because he's drunk, I don't want to ruin our friendship and he's just saying this shit because he's lonely
>i try leave
>he grabs me and we have an argument
>ends with me giving in and making out
>i fuck him
>in the morning I try leave before he wakes up
>"I hope you didn't think I did that just because I was lonely"
>freak out and leave
>he's been calling me all morning
What the fuck should I do?

Didn't gaygen use to have a zeemap? What ever happened to that. I'm kind of an infrequent lurker and only pop in once every few months or so.

>>6007021
Man, he even explained that he fucked you for more than just self serving reasons, GET ON THAT SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER

>>6007021
Jesus Christ respond to him you stupid faggot. What the fuck is wrong with you? You get the dream and try to fuck it up? Talk with that boy, go see him.

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Why hasn't someone made a husbando version of this already

>>6007017
cool

>>6007069
Someone do this please
>>6007021
DATE HIM

>>6007069
>56-60

How progressive, they snuck someone trans in there.

>>6007034
>>6007037
I know, but fuck. I've known him since we were like 6. All of a sudden he decides he's gay after a break up is kinda weird.
I know what he said, but fuck. This is scary shit.

>>6007095
Well just talk to him about it so you can figure out what the fuck is going on. Let him know why you'd be concerned and maybe try to find out where you guys are at.

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>>6007069
Because it's fucking retarded

>>6007069
Someone do this.

Also rolling because why the fuck not.

>>6007095
Anon please just talk to him, don't be scared and throw it away.

>>6007097
>>6007086
Okay, okay. Okay. I just texted him. I'll talk to him in person

For those into cute, would you date a guy with full knowledge he takes hormones to look cuter with no intention of fully transitioning? Is a small chest too much of a turn off?

>>6007138
I like at guys but if he takes pills to look like a girl he's probably crazy af

>>6007138
RED FLAG

>>6007138
>tfw do this and afraid of meeting guys because they might freak the fuck out and think im disgusting

>>6007138
I mean, while boyboobs can be cute I think, I think I more wouldn't want to pursue a relationship with them not because they take hormones, but due to the fact that they'd do so to look cuter.

>>6007147 also:

>>6007151
>>6007142
I think myself and most people in this situation have some self-image/emotional issues but 9/10 people in the same scenario are mostly chill, just insecure.

>>6007138
Probably. I mean, I'm not really into girls. But cute, effeminate boys can be a turn on.
But honestly, I'd have to talk to you first. I don't really care what you do, but even if I've only ever met two trans girls before, both of them were batshit insane.
So I'd want to gauge that first.

It feels like everyone is straight

>tfw guy you and all your friends thought was gay and into you just got a gf

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>tfw trannies in this thread

oh my god i just jerked off 3 times in a row

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>tfw you, your bf, and Cat get to sleep together, creating an unbelievably hot room but the heat only makes you more schleepeh

>>6007225
It was op's fault for posting this thread in femgen.

What does it mean when a guy runs his fingers through your hair knowing fully well that you're a homo? He doesn't do that to other guys. Just me. I don't know if he thinks of me as his little brother or if he's giving me hints.

>>6004744
>There is no need to be divided into individual groups.

As long as people like being near those who are like themselves, there will always be a need.

>>6007298
straight guy here, i do that with my friends all the time

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>>6007338
>straight
>on lgbt board

>>6007345
i just like talking with gay guys

>>6007298
It means you have nice hair.
>tfw hair like a shag carpet

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>>6007349
>like
quite suspicous anon...

>>6007376
straight guys can appreciate male aesthetics too

>>6007338
Well, deep down I knew it was platonic but I wanted it to be more than that. Is there a way I can get over him then? I'm sick with oneitis.

Worst thread in the history of /lgbt/

There's a reason there were 3 different threads.

>made profile where I played being 'masculine'
>made profile where I played being 'feminine'
>'feminine' one actually gets more attention
This was unexpected. It might just be that I play 'feminine' better though...

>>6005242
I can tell whenever you post because you always type srems. It's selective estrogen receptor modulaters SERMS you should at least research this before you even think of putting them into your body. Jesus christ

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> Get a compliment from an older guy on a dating site
> View his profile
> Not even 2 minutes later, "So I see you're the type that looks but doesn't give the courtesy to reply, insulting my intelligence blah blah blah"
> mfw

What the fuck man. Is there something about older guys that make them insecure as fuck and sperg out?

>>6007739
A great bit of advice I heard was that you don't owe anyone you meet online anything. He can bitch and moan but he's not owed a damn thing. Let him cry.

NEW THREAD
>>6007807
>>6007807
>>6007807

>>6007739
>dating site
there's your answer

>>6004786
I like you