>be me 6 months ago >be completely straight but open minded

>>5958645
Were you ultra lonely before that and had basically no human contact?
If yes, you just have the r9k syndrome and went prison gay.

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>>5958648
>you just have the r9k syndrome and went prison gay.

>tfw this happened to me

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>>5958645
I really wonder if there are this many closeted biscum or if it's a bunch of delusional fags doing the same thread every week.

>>5958648
>>5958656

>tfw he said he loved you but he just had the r9k syndrome and went prison gay

Life is sour

>>5958645
>Was I a fag since the beginning or was I affected by the gayness?

Many have a little latent fag in them, sweet lad. Don't trouble your head over it.

It's even not unheard of for someone to have one and only one gay relationship while in college or something, and get it out of their system, and then pursue straight relationships.

You should concern yourself with having a good time. To be young and have a boyfriend and have the entire world open before you is to be truly alive. ;)

>>5958648
No, I weren't. I had friends but most of them were boys and the few girls were ugly/taken. Plus I hadn't been in a relationship for 2 years.

>>5958656
Tell us about it anon

>>5959667
Then maybe you're just bi.
What matters is that you found a boy you like and you're doing well together, no?

I mean, all my virgin friends accept me but they clarify that they would never touch a dick. They don't even like qt traps

>>5959671
14 sexual attempts. 1 broken heart (first person to give me any positive attention). Didn't cum (he always did) a single time. Could barely stay hard 75% of the time. Put it down to nerves and anxiety the first few times, still wasn't happening after the 10th. Was strongly considering popping viagra just to make him happy before it all went to shit

Thoughts are still there. Maybe I didn't find the right person? Maybe it'd be better now that I'm late 20s and less anxious? Maybe I should try fucking a female hooker and seeing how that goes?

Or therapy... that might be a better idea

>>5959804
That's fucked up, try therapy as you said and maybe date a girl.
I don't want to say you may be trans but you could be as well, but first go to therapy.
It just feels weird to me.

>Attracted to a boy and wants to make him happy.
>Can't get hard and take pleasure from sex in any way.
>Still want to keep trying because you love him.
That is kinda giving me mixed signs on my transradar.

>>5958648
Why do you call it the r9k syndrome?

>>5959270
>sweet lad
the second I started reading it in a lispy super flamer gay voice started right there.

>>5958656
>>5959804
I'm kind of scared I might be prison gay. But I'm pretty sure I'm bi. I've just had a lot of internal tension about my sexuality

I'm male, I have a boyfriend, we've had sex a few times and with my current boyfriend I've never had trouble getting hard. But I had a previous one who I couldn't get hard with. In college I tried fucking multiple girls and only one I could get hard with and it just got embarrassing to pick up a girl and not get hard after the third or fourth time it happened. I haven't even tried to fuck a girl since.

Am I bi? Am I "prison bi?" I think I need to go to therapy

>>5960325
r9k is full of very lonely men that women are not interested in speaking to or even being within vicinity of. Some of these men start jacking off to "traps", transwomen etc. They then start to fantasize about relationships with men because they think "it has a penis, therefore I am bi," despite these people looking very little like most men. So, they then latch onto a gay (or another "bi") guy who shows them any sort of romantic/sexual attention because they've been starved of it their entire life and they feel like they can relate with men, because they certainly can't relate with women.

It's called nerd-gay. Furry community is absolutely full of it

>>5960405
>and with my current boyfriend I've never had trouble getting hard
Problem solved?

>>5960437
I don't know... I feel like it's just a matter of time, and we've only had sex a few times (LDR)

I feel like the fact that it's an LDR means when we can get together to have sex the anticipation makes it work but if we actually moved in together the thrill would be gone

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>>5958645

Straight guy here, just fucked a dude and was gonna boast to make you all buttsoar. But then I stopped because I didn't want to make a thread on this board, because that would be sinking to low. So I uess i just gloat in here:

>join on sportsteam
>have fun and play around
>one boy on the team looks girly
>I'm like: He is probably fag or something
>Like he is super into his hair
>Tries to look cute
>I catch myself staring at him from time to time
>Meek and scrawny, soft.
>No visible leg hair at the mature age of 17
>Make fun of him from time to time, no bully
>He asked if he could get my fb
>I'm so relaxed and chill I just did it
>Then he is like inviting me over
>I'm like hmm, I think he might be gay
>But at the same give him the benefit of the doubt
>Hang out with him and get no gay vibes from him
>We just played vidya, I brought some snacks and stash
>Then a couple of days later I get a text about him being gay and falling for me and UUh-uuh-uuuh don't tell anyone
>I don't even care man, not even mad. Didn't even answer.
>So he is gone from training now
>People asking me if I've seen him
>How the fuck would I know, right?
>So I get invited to this party in the weekend
>I don't get out often, but with new friends things change
>And I tried some wierd stuff, I think they said it was liquid extacy, MDMA or something.
>And I get a massive raging boner
>And I'm on the table dancing
>Thinking: I don't know man, maybe I should just whip out my dick and fap in front of everybody, or do a helicoptre or something.

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>>5960462
cont'd

So anyways
>Someone pulls me down from the table
>I'm like: yeah touch me some more please
>But the person just left and I didn't even see because it was so shiny
>I look around the room with a smirk
>And I see the girly boy
>I press my buttcheeks together and a drop of precum oozes out of muh dick
>And I'm: Okay, if I have sex now, it would feel SO good my dick would explode
>I'm young, I'm wild, he likes me
>I'm not even gonna allow him to reject me, I'm just gonna mow him down and fuck him on the floor
>Then I'm like: Fuck I'm on a high, calm down, just be cool
>get away from the people, then the buttstuff happens!
>So I walk over to him being all like Heeey duuuude!
>I need to show you something, you like that thing you told me about, you have to take a look at what I have in my car, it's just amazing, it will be like the coolest thing you've ever seen
>And we're walking down to my car and he just brushes against my shoulder and it just give me shivers
>I'm thinking: Oooh I wanna sexing so bad right now
>I just open the door like GET IN BACKSEAT
>Before he even can even react I just take hold of his ears and shut him up with a kiss
>I pull down both the seats in the front and just start rippin his clothes off
>He says Carefull
>I wave my arms THIS IS IMPORTANT
>Then I take of my clothes and rub off on his soft body
>AAHHAA SKIIIIIN
>Then I sniff his neck all the way til I can whisper in his ear
>You're gonna take it in your ass!
>And he is like Aaaah-aaah
>I say: You're gonna take it in your ASS!
>And he is like Uuuh-UUhh-UUH condoms
>I'm like FUCK!
>Where is my fucking jacket!
>And he is like Okay
>So we do it without the condom
>At this point I was like severely lubed up by precum
>I just slid right in
>I'm like Hnng Hnng Hnng
>He goes aaah-aaah aaah
>In my head I go: Shut it, fkkn take it fkkn fggt, MY BIG COCK MAKES YOU SCREEAAM!
>We're talking hard lustfilled wrong sex!
>Like that dog who is so blueballed the fuck out, fucking anything!

>>5960481

>And I'm like AAAH must keep fucking as long as possible!
>Make him moan
>MAKE
>HIM
>MOOOOAAAAAN!
>The he shoots all over the car
>It was like one of those fire work things that you just put on the floor
>It spits all over my body
>I'm like WAAAAAAARMMMMMMMM
>Then I cum so hard it felt like a horse galloped out of my dick
>My legs just gave out
>I imagine myself like a pump and I'm just PUMPING HIM!'
>And we're stuck to each other
>Glued toghet by semen
>I'm just lying on top of him
>He touches me but it tickles
>HnnnGggg
>I shake up in two final jerks as my cock dies inside his asshole

It was pretty rad. I like it when I see him on training, thinking about how hard I pounded his boypussy!

>>5960491
wonderful. You're not straight though. If you got hard in bed with another man then you're not straight.

>>5960420
Dude, that shit is brutal, it can't be mentally healthy, those people must be timebombs.

>>5960500
A lot of them also end up as trans as well because they think it will be easier to find someone to love them if they are a good girl.

I'm not even joking on this one.

>>5960498
Nah, I'm straight. He was a soft boy, not like some of the 19 year olds I know, with beard and shit. Besides, I've watched an anime series called Oregairu, and if Hachiman can have his Saika I can have mine!

>>5958645
The blonde is the bottom.
And I can tell from the other guys nose that he has a huge cock. And he is also very dominant in the way he is holding him.
Poor boy, go easy on him.

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>>5960545
What a strange post

I'd take either of them though, bottom or top, desu

>>5960510
Sure thing faggot. Keeping putting your dick up boy's butts.

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>>5960561
I don't care if you don't understand, Hachiman understands.

>>5959844
Nah I don't think I'm trans. I am about as masculine as a little girl's tea party but I think gender dysphoria is an issue that I don't suffer from. Would push a button though to change if I could, but I'm sure lots of people would also.

Also, isn't it normal to want nothing more than to make your partner happy? I would like to think all relationships try to be like that.

>>5960602
kek, did you take it up the ass?

DUDE! You fag or something? NEVER EVER take it in the ass. That's the border.

>>5960602
if you would push the button then that means your trans. its a psychological test. What your experiencing is projection because cis people wouldn't want to be another gender they like their gender. Go get help please or at the very least look into this further or you will regret it.

>>5960641
some straightvice here, if you're gonna be a futa you've gotta finish strong. You have two options: Dickgirl, shy timid small dick with no veins. Or cockwoman, strong independant, fit, big fat muscle veiny monstercock. If you fit into either of those two you're gonna have a good life, you're just futa. You know, futas exist.

>>5960678
>>5960627
What's with this shitpost?
Are you trying to make me fall for you?

Also this anon >>5960641 may be right but like >>5959844 said, go to a therapist.

The reason you can't get erections while having sex with that guy you like doesn't mean you are not attracted to him, it could be something in the back of your head, like "it's wrong to do this" or "I have the wrong body to do this kind of stuff" so you end up not getting an erection even though you actually wanted to since you were attracted to that person.

>>5959844
>you may be trans
this meme has to die

he was attracted to a person but not sexually and thats it

same thing as a gay could really like a girl and try to sex her but wouldn't get aroused by female body

>>5960498
Homeboy was on Xtasy though. That shut will make you fuck anything.

>>5960697
>The reason you can't get erections while having sex with that guy you like doesn't mean you are not attracted to him

Think of it like this. Back in the days of ancient rome when the warrior comes home after slaughtering hundreds of men on the battlefield, he can have whatever he wants. He looks around, and he starts thinking you know. He is the champion of the people, the protector of the pride, the alpha. And he goes: I'll be fucking so much pussy, it's actually worthless to me now. So he gets creative and he says "Gimme some of that sodomi action, gimme one of them smoooooth boys. And the emperor is all like "Wooah, you sure?" And the soldier bites his lip "Yeah, I'm dandy!". So he gets into his bathouse you know, and there is this young twink sitting there in all white roman clothing. He takes of his armor and walks naked into the water, blood of a thousand persian soldiers wash off. His cock is just this huge agressive purple mess of veins and tight skin, way to tight, and coconutshaped giant blueballs. And he goes over to his price, spreads his legs open. And you see the fire in his eyes, you just know this guy is gonne tear this boy up in ways only a man who has seen war can. And then, as he just gets packed with a stool of meat far up his poop-shoote, the dick shrivels up to the size of a raisin, in respect and awe of such raw untamed ferrel high-t masculinity!

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>>5960462
>>5960481
>>5960491

Diamonds

>>5958645
DELET THIS

>>5958656
this happened to me
too

drugs and alcohol

>>5960761
This is my fetish

>>5958645
Maybe you're bi or something?

Also yeah, your English is fine

>>5960491
A-anymore stories, anon?

>>5960481
this is the funniest thing I read in a while

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>>5958645

Dude this is literally my fetish

Where can I get a practice boyfriend?

>>5962620
Do you mean "straigh guys gaying"?

>>5962697
I'll be your practice boyfriend, but only if you're a top

>>5960733

I let me friend fuck me when we had some good molly a few years ago.

Him - blonde hair, blue eyes. Me - brown hair, brown eyes

>it was Halloween
>we went as Ken and Ryu

>>5960462
>>5960481
You really fucking suck at greentexting.

>>5963052
oh yeah? Well, that's just like your opinion man...

>>5965351
SWEET REFERENCE BRO
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>>5962417

Not about doing stuff like that, I'm straight like bread that you forgot to put away, then when you get home it's all hard and shit, and you spread some butter on that bread, hoping it will taste better, because your apartment is really small so you don't believe you could fit a toaster in there.

I don't even believe other people expect I've ever done something like that. Though I got some shame and paranoia after the high gave out, I kinda regret the things i did a little. But I can tell you about something funny that happened here the other day.

>It started out just like any other normal day
>I wake up groaning
>breathing heavily out of my nose while chewing crispbread
>Ever once in a while i sip a cup of coffee
>SSSSSLLUUURPH! - siiiiiigh
>I get updated on the news
>Media still is buttblasted about Trump
>Turn that shit off
>Start packing my bag
>I need to get down to the gym and do some liftin
>I get down there, put some wheight on that stick and do my thang
>And I see this blond boy, I just notice him in my peripherals
>I just keep liftin like nothing
>Talk with one of my training buddies, it's okay, he's cool.
>So he is done lifting and leaves, I'm like: I'm gonna keep lifting.
>But then a bunch of pakki, arab, muslim etc. enters the gym
>I see them, I think about it, then I'm like: Fuck this, right?
>I get up and leave for the wardrobe, better shower while the arabs are in the gym, when they're expired and freshing up in the wardrobe it smells stale AXE all over the place.
>So I get in the wardrobe right, I hear the shower is on, probably my training buddy.
>I get naked and pull the towel around my hips

>>5967856

>So I walk towards the showers
>Open the door and I'm expecting to see my buddy in there
>It's cool, no homo, I don't like men
>So I get caught totally off guard
>Because I'm expecting something a little different
>But it's the blond boy
>He is a total smooth boy
>I just meet his eye contact like: Wow, a different guy, totally unexpected.
>For a split second I just stare him dead in the eye
>He is only covered up in a white towel
>My inner high-test alpha male dominators comes out for a second
>He senses it you know
>It's instinct, people recognize a predator
>He is like the deer who suddnely spots a tiger in the grass
>I just walk in the shower
>He walks out
>I shower for a while and get out
>The blond boy has left the wardrobe
>He must have been fast
>I like spending time on getting my hair dry and freshing up for the rest of the day
>I bet he sensed it and just packed his shit and left

This is one of those changes, the piercing stare, the uncontrolled smirk. It let's people know I'm packing a dominant punch. I'm the apex alpha male.

>>5960502
Sounds just like Chris Chan.

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>>5958645
First feeling I get when I watch this picture is:

Brown hair guy tops and is probably straight.
Blond hair guy is bestfriend boy next door he grew up with who at some point decided to be gay and is a total bottom.

Both of them became straight in their twenties.

Just from watching all the microcues in the picture I just knew all this about them. Everything from their facial expressions to their body language to their clothing. The way they close their eyes. Even their hairstyle gives it all away. They're having a good time with it though,

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>>5958645
>tfw will never have qt gay kiss even if I do manage to get a bf because I despise physical contact

Bod commercials are the only reason I know I've always been bi.

I used to catch a frightful case of the vapors every time one aired.

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>>5960462
>>5960481
>>5960491

>be trans
>have religious extremist mother
>always tried to convert me
>see this thread
>some lower lvl trannies trying to convert new recruits
>shake my head
>back to sleep i go

>>5958645
I have this thing, and I don't know how common it is, but here it goes.

I have brown hair and a very dark tan. I'm a bit muscular, but fairly average body. I'm kind of cute, but really more over in the handsome category. I'm like a typical brunette boy, much like the one in the picture.

And I don't mind people with brown hair or anything. But I notice, when it really clicks for me, is when I meet a boy with blond hair, vary fair skinned tan, and cute, it's almost like the perfect yin to my yang. It just inexplicably compliments me in each and every way. Like a stereotypical yaoi-doujin. And it clicks for the both of us, we get along great. And it's such a strong connection, it doesn't even matter if I'm straight, or he is straight. I don't even know anymore. All I know is that there is something about brown hair boys and blond hair boys, or so it seems.

Can anyone understand this. Any blonde boys who've felt it from the other side? Someone who can just describe it, because it is really preculiar and it's like some universal rule. Like it was the way God intended.

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>>5973781
Butterflies

>>5973781
Nobody who can elaborate on this feel?

>>5958648
me

>>5958645
Sounds like you were bi and didn't know it. Just relax and enjoy it.