Gay General - QT dogs edition

What happened to the old thread??

>>5945775
I hope you meant to type gaylord with a D else that's an awkward predicament.

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>>5945800
Mods removed last thread to stop y'all from bullying me.

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>>5945796
>owning a yippy annoying rat
Kill that freak of nature and get a real dog. If I saw your dog on the street barking it's stupid fucking head off at me I would bunt kick it into space.

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>>5945807
[spoiler]Man up[/spoiler]

also cats pls go

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>>5945807
>skintags
>>5945763

>>5945800
I deleted it just to see if I could. Turns out I could.

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>>5945809
Between the ages 1-18 I lived with a german shepherd, a border collie, a rottweiler, 2 belgian shepherds, and a staffy

That said, now that I'm a big boy, I don't really have the time or energy to care for a big dog, i want a qt pomeranian.

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>>5945812
All little shit dogs like yours deserves to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnWDfc2fS54

>>5945807
Why dont you pull those skin tags off? They will just keep getting bigger

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>>5945814
>>5945824
You've mistaken me for someone who cares. They've always been there, they don't bother me and it's never stopped people from lusting after my sweet ass.

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>>5945822
it's not even my dog i just think it's a qt

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>>5945832
Keep telling yourself that cupcake.

>>5945836
Fun fact: trolls only increase my power. Attention in general feeds my soul.

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>>5945822
>>5945809
These.
>live with room mates
>they have a dachshund chihuahua mix
>also known as a Chiweenie
>fucking little shit barks it's shit-ass head off at me all the time
>I just want to kick the shit out of it

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>>5945847
sure thing hon

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>>5945855

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Bitching part 2: electric boogauggghhhh

>>5945866
>smokes cigarettes
>bitches about other people's vices
go cough yourself to death faggot

>>5945819

Haha you're mad

>>5945871

Seconded.

>>5945871
>>5945884
Jesus today's kids are growing up soft.

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>>5945884
:^)

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>tfw I really was a tranny the whole time

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>>5945893

>>5945871
>>5945884

Comparing cogarettes to "smoke weed errrrrry day" is sad.

>>5945899
Tbh they're both just as awful, and the cigarettes is more common of a problem.

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>>5945907
>someone caring about your opinion on anything

>>5945889
i bet you could get them rock hard anon?

>>5945889
>>5945899
Yup killing yourself and those around you, smelling like death, ruining your teeth, skin, and lungs, wasting hours a day standing around outside doing nothing, being physically addicted to a drug, that's all fine.

But those damn kids with their weed, fuck those guys.

>>5945912
Debate me, you'll lose. It's not an opinion, spitting cold hard facts.

>>5945899

Weed reliance is shit, but nicotine is a shit drug in general and way more addictive.

Gatch what is your existence like?

How does it feel from going to top/vers and being turned into a used cum rag bottom?

I'm sure it feels nice getting pounded, but that's not the issue. I can't fathom that's a good feel to know that months or maybe a year from now that old fart is going to leave you, for someone younger and actually more attractive.

And it's not even the problem with a bad break up, and not that you've been used for so long. But it's the problem that you've squandered your youth in favor of some passing feigned fling. I mean you look beat, like you've consumed miles of cock. Who would want a pure qt relationship with you after you've been beaten for so long?

Though I think you already know that, I mean why else would you be trying improve your 5/10 twinkish looks through working out? You've got to get yourself back onto the market somehow after you get tossed away. You'll transform once again from slut to pretend masc slut.

j/w doe

>>5945850

to be fair small dogs are mostly annoying and agressive because they have shit owners(i.e young women) who don't train them properly

although personally I prefer Springer Spaniels t/bh

>tfw no 7 foot tall 250 lb aryan with a 16 inch cock to make you his bitch, force you on hormones, and get an orchi

>>5945932
I'm at least a 6/10 in good lighting.

>>5945951
>in good lighting.
like, in the dark? xDDDDDD get it ur ugly

>>5945959
8/10, got em

thanks for the assist

>>5945917

I go through a pack a month, not like I'm a damn chimney.

And I don't talk about it like its my life, unlike faggot pot heads

>>5945965
You don't need to talk about it. Your hideous odor announces it every time you walk in the room. And annoying teenagers grow out of their annoying behavior. Do you plan on growing out of your ruined body?

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>>5945965
>faggot pot heads
>implying there isn't a dick in my mouth right now

>>5945940

Hot

>>5945983

Seriously.
I don't like breathing 'round that shit. Stopping to take a cigarette break, smoking in the street, throwing butts out the window. Once in a blue moon do I encounter a pothead as annoying as routine tobacco smokers.

>>5945983
>>5945994

Show me on this doll where your dad flung lit cigarettes at you.

>>5945994
I don't smoke myself, but all those things you just listed about tobacco smokers are illegal where I live, it still happens sometimes, but not often

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This is my puppy

When is gay death, again?

>>5945994
>Once in a blue moon do I encounter a pothead as annoying as routine tobacco smokers.
such a drama queen

>>trannygen

whats the best part about being gay?

>>5946020
bears -- 0, they are stillborn
otters -- ~25-30
twinks -- 18

>>5946029
no accidental pregnancies

>>5946029
Pozzing virgins

>>5946029
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s

Mmmm delicious....ramen...

>>5946012
>illegal where I live

Good.

>>5946045
>Mmmm delicious....semen..
FTFY

>>5945994
I don't smoke either, and they are both bad, but when it comes to who's more annoying, potheads are waaay worse.

Cigarettes smokers at most smell bad and sometimes they do it on the street which is unconsiderate.

Potheads on the other hand just can'y stop talking about weed, and on top of that they think that getting high makes them enlightened somehow and that makes preach nonsense.

Again, they are both dumb faggots, but weed makes people way more annoying.

>>5946092
Pot is bad, mmkay.

I don't smoke, but I know plenty of smokers and none of them act how you're portraying.

>>5946092
theres more kinds of pot heads than 'that guy' in your highschool class you dumb fuck. Ciggs on the other hand destroys everyones lungs, everyones teeth, makes everyone an annoying addict, etc.

I smoke pot all the time. I never talk about it. I aint spiritual even in the slightest.

>>5945866
me irl

>>5946092
>Potheads on the other hand just can'y stop talking about weed, and on top of that they think that getting high makes them enlightened somehow and that makes preach nonsense.
>Again, they are both dumb faggots, but weed makes people way more annoying.
If you honestly believe this I feel sorry for you. The majority of marijuana smokers never talk about it and never bring it up

I smoke weed everyday with a group of friends and none of us are interested in "stoner culture" and we never bring up the fact that we smoke weed. I have a very professional job so I go out of my way not to attach my name to weed smoking.

>>5946099
Eh, the way you are reacting to people not liking potheads just further confirms my observations to me.

>>5946031
I'm not gay dead yet and I'm old as shit

>>5946117
I know tons of smokers. Even my parents smoke weed.

Most of them are like that.

>>5946092

I hang out with loads of potheads and none of them talk about it all the time, although some of them do it to excess. Some of them smoke cigarettes, too, though - and that, they get compulsive about. It doesn't matter if they talk about it, if I'm around someone and they're both a stoner and a tobacco smoker, tobacco is the one that they're more likely to do compulsively in my presence.

And a ton of cig smokers do it in the street here.

>>5946117
this
people who smoke weed are fine as long as they aren't "stoners"
I can't stand stoners

>>5946126

Oh hey I like this
Hey me too we can be notgaydead buddies!

>>5946131
I smoke weed everyday and most of my friends in college did as well and we never once talked about it or watched Pineapple Express stoned or anything like that. It's just not my experience and it certainly isn't the norm.

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>>5946141

>tfw you just want to stone some heretics like the good days

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>>5946159

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>>5946044

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>>5946044
I don't get it, so the best part of being gay is having your anal cavity fall out from extreme damage by inserting large objects up your anus?

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>>5946029
I would say for me is not dealing with women and their emotional insecurities. I guess the next best thing about being gay is not having mistake children or pregnancy scares..

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>>5946159
Fuck jahova and fuck you. I hope you get stoned.

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>>5946252
yes

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>>5946282
That's disgusting.

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>>5946271
Drink some cranberry juice it will help your angry PMS symptoms.

>>5945796
I'm so fucking DEPRESSED

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>>5946320
I'd rather eat bacon, ham, and mix my cheese with beef and milk all in one meal. Something you can't do you stupid jew.

>jews are committing genocide of palestinians

>>5946418
aren't we all ?

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>>5946421
>implying Muslims are people
I will never understand why leftist defend people that want to behead you. Must be part of homosexual mental illness

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>took a practice university admissions test
>got 44/85

just fuck my shit up lads

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>>5946434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv1ZuFvEtno

>>5946449

I fucking loved that scene.

if anyone here has had experience with this phenomenon >>5945684 can you please help me

i have HF aspergers. i wasnt allowed to date as a kid and was homeschooled, so i ended up being very poorly socialized, especially with women. for a while ive struggled with interacting with others in any interpersonal situation that wasnt casual, leading me to feel very self-loathing/hating/generally down on myself.

my question is, would it seem rational to deduce that my supposed attraction to men isnt genuine, but comes from the attraction to being desired? and that the only reason i can imagine myself with a guy better than a girl is just cos im more comfortable interacting with guys?

>>5946537

Gonna have to put yourself out there in situations and see if you can really tell.

That seems dumb and useless but nothing else will help

>>5946539

assuming thats you, i have a protip for you

if you want to keep that facial hair, stay away from low-lighting close-up photos. it makes you look like a murderer.

>>5946548
uggghhhh yeah thats what i was afraid of. literally its the scariest thing to me, like im just not emotionally mature enough to handle it. i need therapy fuck

>>5946548

not him, but i think i need to do something similar. What do you think is the best way to "put myself out there in situations"?

Do you mean like trying to flirt with strangers and stuff?

>>5946550

It's an old pic of me. But j already know I look like a murderer / pedophile/ Home Depot parking lot worker

>>5946552

Therapy won't really help since it's still nothing for you to compare it to. Spending money on nothing really. Do you have any friends that could help push you? In person like in a bar or social situation?

>>5946557
Flirt with strangers, online dating (i.e. Not hook ups, like actual dates) just put yourself in situations so that your misplaced fear can start to subside.

Once you realize that life doesn't hang in the balance for random flirting/conversations, you're better of.

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this is my dog she's the sweetest thing in the universe

>>5946552
>>5946557
Take this advice with a grain of salt, but try psychedelic drugs. LSD literally changed my life.

>>5946596

Tips on flirting with strangers? that sounds like it might be fun desu

>>5946602
very cute bruh

>>5946537
are you aroused by the thought of men? because if you are...its genuine. Your getting way too far up your own ass, and way too into your own head, when you start questioning whether an attraction is the product of nature or the product of your desperation. Desperate straight men arent attracted to men, they dont fantasize about men, and they dont have any romantic drive toward men. At most they will nut in a guy if they are completely and utterly sexually frustrated, and even then, very doubtful if they were ever straight.

TLDR if your dick gets hard to men you like men stop being neurotic

>tfw you will never have a white neckbeard boyfriend who doesn't wash his uncut dick and lets you lick his smegma from under his foreskin

lately i've been hanging out with straight guys all the time and i've had to check out and pretend to be attracted to so many women that i think i'm starting to believe that i'm heterosexual

>>5946609
Comment on or ask them a question about some common experience.
>Where'd you get that [article of clothing]?
>This bartender is taking forever.
>Is it supposed to rain tomorrow?
From there (assuming they engage with you) it's all a matter of keeping the conversation going. Conversations are like sharks: if they don't keep actively swimming they drown. In improv comedy they have a "yes, and" rule, which basically says (1) you never negate what the other person has to say , always engage, and (2) you build on their contributions.

>>5946659

I think I can do that. But who do I talk to and where?

Just, like, people on the bus?

>>5946648
you could be bi [spoiler] like me

>>5946635
>TLDR if your dick gets hard to men you like men stop being neurotic
Looking back it's funny how long I struggled with this simple truth. The mental gymnastics I would do to convince myself I wasn't gay would've won me a gold in the Olympics

>>5946609

Just go up and talk, study their clothes to spy interests, or just walk and talk assuming they aren't busy.

>>5946679
nope

>>5946698
>The mental gymnastics I would do to convince myself I wasn't gay would've won me a gold in the Olympics

Lol no they wouldn't you loser.

WHERE

IS

THE

BOY

FRIEND

STORE

>>5946674

Waiting for food/drink, bus, shopping.

>>5946674
At a bar, at a coffeeshop, in line somewhere, before or after class if you're a student even on the bus, sure. There are people who will be responsive and those who have no interest in talking to strangers, but it's usually pretty easy to tell which is which.

Remember that these kinds of interactions are 100% inconsequential and you can walk away from it at any point.

>watching Jeremy Kyle
>woman suspects bisexual boyfriend is a cheater
>boyfriend turns out to have cheated on her with only men

Bisexuals just find new ways to both impress and dissapoint me

>mfw don't like body hair

Anyone else?

>>5946736
Have you ever actually had sex, or are you basing this preference on a lifetime of jerking off to photoshopped twink porn?

>>5946739
First person i dated in HS was a guy, now dating an FtM. So yes to the first. Also probably yes to the second

Will i get used to it senpai?

>>5946736
R u even gay then? Or just a mtf in denial

>>5946735
>>watching Jeremy Kyle
Faggots just find new ways to both impress and dissapoint me

>>5946742
I used to dislike body hair, but once I actually started having sex it kinda turned into a non-issue. Actually the only time I'd even notice it now is if a guy was completely hairless or extremely hairy, both of which I would find off putting.

The reality is almost no one has no body hair. So you'd be limiting yourself to the kind of guy who shaves or waxes himself, and that is NOT the kind of guy you want to be with.

>>5946743
I hope not.

>whole childhood of "anon would have been such a pretty girl" from mother

I don't think so tho, i like my dick too much.

>>5946743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dkfkqLbyE1

>>5946768
What's buddy hair?

>>5946768
I feel bare touched that you actually took the time to vocaroo that message. Thanks Hun xo

>>5946772
dont make fun of my accent you idiot . .

>>5946773
hahah no prob

>>5946635
i feel like a part of me will never give in to this until i try it i guess. but i feel youre right. thanks

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>>5946768
Am I being meme'd on

>tfw can't shitpost at work anymore because some asshole on the same mobile IP posted a dox request

>>5946850

HAHA

>>5946865
Oh I'm not Hitler btw. The name stayed when everyone was pretending to be him.

I'm sluttier and trashier then him

>>5946899

Meh.
It's still funny.

>>5946850
fuck off

>>5946910
The fuck is a pneumonic drill? A lung drill?

>>5946928
It's from yesterday. Seethe a bit you schwabo scum

>>5946932
protip, I'm not Hitler either

>>5946929

In this case, it's a drill that gives you pneumonia.

>tfw you're asleep and dreaming you're kissing a qt and wake up kissing the pillow

>>5946937
Me neither

>tfw you put underwear on too soon after cumming and a little drop of cum sticks to your underwear and it feels like ripping a bandaid off your dick the next time you go to the bathroom

>>5946981
>tfw you just cum in your underwear

>>5946981
>tfw bf is into denial
>haven't cum in 5 days
>can't post on /d/ because /d/ is too straight
HELP

>>5946991
Me too. That's why I have like 50 pairs.

I don't cum in the ones with Trixie Mattels face on it. That would be gay

>>5947021
>tfw the melting sperm runs down your buttcrack

>>5946991
/r/ing that video of the guy cumming in compression shorts, someone here knows what im talking about

>>5947031
nvm i found it
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1501741383

>>5947039
wait, but how does he do it?

>>5947026
>melting sperm
??????

>>5947070
has something up his pooper that he's grinding on?

How do I find a gay guy IRL?
Aside from in gay bars it's impossible to tell who's straight and who's gay (unless they're a flamer)

>>5947139
If you see a guy you like, put your penis in him. If he lets you, he's probably gay.

>>5947139
I deal with this every day.

I attend a private religious university.

They literally have a no homo policy in their student handbook. It makes it hard to find a qt who loves dick, family, and God.

Though the one cool thing about going here is there is no SJW curriculum.

Ay professional faggots.

What sort of gay am I, if I predominantly like women, but would fuck a femboy?

Thanks, Conrad.

>>5947139
i literally just pulled up 4chan to ask this
i go to a community college (one of the best in the country apparently), and god knows there's SOMEONE on campus worth talking to but i just have no gaydar at all

>>5947139
>How do I find a gay guy IRL?

A lot of times a somewhat elevated effort to look good or fashionable is a start.

Tight pants too.

me and circe are drink!!!!!! i lost my job and my car broke down. ask me anything

>>5947154
That's a slippery slope.

I thought the same thing, but one day I actually did it.

I went home on leave, went to a local bar, met some QT who just wanted my cock. I gave it to him, took him on a date, made him my boyfriend, etc.

Just be real careful. Once you catch the gay, that shit is tough to get rid of.

>>5947161
I'd have thought college would be a goldmine.
I would try grindr and shit, but I don't want to hook up, I just want to meet gaybros to hang with.

>>5947176
I guess you're right. It started with fapping over traps, now it's onto femboys.

Guess I'll have to be careful when I get the post-workout libido.

I smoke cigarettes because they make me look cool.

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>>5947200

>>5947139

Go near them and listen for a faint wind wisping from their anus.

If you hear it, you've got a gay

>>5947149
>no qt gays
>no egalitarianism
>no art
>old peado priest lecturers
sounds like fucking hell. You should shoot that school up yo

>>5947216
>hates peado priests

Lol r u even gay?

>>5947039

Srs question:

how big would you estimate his dick is?

>>5947154

look up the kinsey scale

>>5947149

how is that legal? what shithole country do you live in where universities are allowed "no gays" rules?

>>5947232

private institutions can impose any rules they want to, pretty much

>>5947226
>le gay=pedo meme.
Wew lad

>>5947245

Not in the UK they can't. There are anti-discriminatory laws in place for special protected groups, and gays are one of them.

>>5947216
I think you've gotten the wrong impression.

It's more secular than what you've painted a picture of in your head.

>>5947259
Yeah, thank god I'm not in the UK. I'd rather be where I am at with a literal no homo policy than be there.

Also it only forbade gay acts on campus. Jokes on them I live off campus, commute, and still get qts.

>>5947259

Yeah, but you've got cameras everywheeeeeeeeeeeeere.

>>5947276

hot desu

imagine a qt GCHQ drone watching you poop

>>5947275
>Jokes on them I live off campus, commute, and still get qts.

And then dump them in an alley to settle the contradictions of your lifestyle?

>>5947289
Nope.

I'm all about qts.

I just go there because it's free.

yall niggas need jesus

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>>5947328
and you need a swift kick in the balls

What's the worst part of me, that I smoke tobacco or that I'm biscum?

>>5947343
You might as well be satan you monster. But smoking is worse.

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>>5947343
biscum hands down

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>>5947311

>>5947351
>>5947352
Forgot to mention that I'm really addicted, probably go through about 1 pack per day.

I'm cold and sick and haven't spoken to another person in days on end. I feel like I'm going insane from the headaches and loneliness.

pls help me

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>>5947357
Bitch nigga I've seen people go through 3 packs in less than 8 hours. You aren't even close to the common addiction.

>>5947353
Is that what he said?

mirin' dat stache doe, bout to grow one because all the twinks with daddy issues love mine

>>5947357

Smoking obvs.

Oh no you fuck people of both sexes oh gee how terrible.

>>5947358
Isn't 4chan enough contact for you?

>>5947361
That's reassuring I guess

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>>5947358
>haven't spoken to another person in days on end.
>days

>>5947363

Yes.

Actually, Gacy was kind of hot, desu. And into bondage and all that.

I cannot wait to run away to Siberia with a guy who feels the same as me

http://strawpoll.me/7233142
http://strawpoll.me/7233142
http://strawpoll.me/7233142

Gaygen, prove you aren't a disgusting pleb
What's your favorite:
Band / Album,
Film,
Book?

>>5947373
Did you want to get hot with me then?

I'll photograph you for remembrance and give you some reds.

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>>5947389
>Band
The Dear Hunter
>Album
Act II: The Meaning of, and all Things Regarding, Ms. Leading
>Film
Citizen Kane, I could say something like Bicycle thieves if I was looking to be a meme though
>Book
"Use of Weapons" by Iain Banks
[spoiler]it may be genre lit but it's pretty good for genre lit[/spoiler]

>>5947389
Green Day / American Idiot
Eternal Sunshine
War and Peace

how pleb am I?

>>5947394

Wait, who are you?

>>5947422
Well I need to know if you're entirely serious about your life choices first and I'll link you to me.

>>5947430

People call me Ernest because I'm earnest and honest and against trolls.

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>>5947375
>wanting to live in this climate

>>5947434
baby please, I just want a qt to share life with

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>>5946937
>>5946952


>>5947389
could never get myself to choose a single favourite like that
most of my tastes are so varied that I can't think of one example that represents my tastes as a whole

>>5947435
>not

>>5947439

That was my answer - yes, I'm serious.

>>5947446
We should all get together and play a game of secret hitler

>>5947446
So you're a pleb then?

>>5947406
you're me when i was 15

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>>5947452
I actually really want to play secret hitler

>>5947453
probably
I can't even think of a respectable book to name as my favourite
But if I'm being completely honest it would be A song of ice and fire


also pic related is the kind of shit I find when I scroll too far down

>>5947389

2pac
Lawrence Of Arabia
At The Mountains Of Madness by HP Lovecraft

http://www.xvideos.com/video16951887/jodi_taylor_loves_aidra_fox

this is fucking great. gay guys could never.

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>>5947435
looks like slenderman's hideout

>>5947439

Lover come back to me

>>5947457
I'd think you were trying to be mean if not for that my best friend often times compares me to a 14 year old girl, and he isn't joking when he does that...

What'dya all think? http://

goo.
gl/j

Q8MKa

>>5947521
I'm not even kidding when I say I wish I was born lesbian

almost no risk of STDs, absolutely no risk of HIV, can go out and fuck whoever you want risk free, since you're a female you've got the entire world bowing at you're every need

goddamnit I wish I were a lesbian

>dog edition
I really hate pets t bh

>>5947598
being gay and having non penetrative sex is just as safe though xD

http://www.xvideos.com/video6180118/sem_penetracao

>>5947598

imagine only being able to recieve handjobs and use dildos for tge rest of your life

not worth it

Plus all lesbians are domestic abusers

>>5947609
>>5947618
I guess you're right. I don't even like anal anyway
Also men are so much more sexy

can't help but feel like heterosexual attraction is incredibly unnatural and feel repulsed by it

whenever I see a woman talking about dick or a guy checking out a girls butt I cringe so hard. It's so fucking wrong

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>>5947389
Moondog/Twin Fantasy
Зepкaлo
Blood Meridian

>>5947921

Boogers?

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Today me and my bf fell asleep on a porch swing and woke up in pouring rain. It was the cutest thing ever

What did you do with your boyfriend today, /gaygen/?

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>>5948062
Tell you what we didn't do, fall asleep in the mid day on a work day like a couple of useless unemployed faggots.

>>5948084
Benefits of college mang

Don't hate, we both know it won't last forever

>>5948092
College isn't a very good excuse for not having a job

>>5948102
part time school medic work is only on the weekends my friend

>>5948102
I bet your single

>>5948102

Yeah it is.

>>5948112
You'd lose that bet

>>5948114
How do you figure? My bf worked part time his whole way through college, wasn't any trouble for him

>>5948120
Suuuuure

>>5948125
I'm going to go ahead and assume you aren't underage, but want to know something that everyone else figured out in their teens? Only virgins made fun of people and used the word virgin as an insult. Same logic here.

>>5948137
Getting incredibly butthurt that I pointed out your unlikeable. Might want to work on that...thing...you call a personality.

Should I post my butt or would that just be attentionwhoring?

>>5948149
Yes and yes.

>>5948149
are you a qt girl?

>>5948149
do whatever you want, though I'd recommend you at least have something on given this is a blue board

>>5948141
>casually talking on internet while typing with a friend on skype and watching tv
>not throwing around insults or accusations
>butthurt

k

>>5948173
kk

>>5948149
my guess is that you aren't super cute so I wouldn't bother.

>>5948214
idk man i think i'm pretty cute

>>5948237
then post your shitoris

passo inda ofereço um cafezin cê vai se arrepende de levanta a mao pra mim

mão cheia de dedo
dedo cheio de unha suja
PRA CIMA DE MOI, JAMAIS, MANÉEEÉÉÉE

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>>5948240
>shitoris

there are a bunch of minuscule baby roaches in my house and i'm scared because i think their mom is out there somewhere ;-;

>>5948255
>kill their mother
>kill all the females
>take in baby roaches
>your mom was killed in an accident when you were very young, but don't worry, I'll take care of you
>turn them all gay with your roach dick
>wait for them to go extinct

>>5948260

I like this.

>>5948260
>gays: more destructive than nukes

>>5948265
Disgusting pedo.

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>>5948255
Do you live in Germany?

>>5947561
Hey GWP, babe. I'm sorry babe.
.
I had to go out with friends for drinks.

I'm sorry.

>>5946017
beautiful!

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>>5948260

>>5948288

I... I understand...

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>>5948333
Can you please join me?

I want a boyfriend to show off to everyone and then make love to.

>>5948369

I don't recognize this place.

>>5948396
It's just a picture of beer.

But I'll treat you to whatever you'd like.

>>5948403

Ok.
But I still don't know where you are.

>>5945796
>tfw forever browsing gay sex apps but never meeting anyone

Welp, guess I'm single now, this should be exciting.

>>5948407
Oh.

Virginia.

Did you want a plane ticket?

>>5948440
LMAO DUDE I BURNED YOU EARLIER IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD

SAW IT COMING

>>5948437
If I saw these people in person, I'd probably be all over their dicks. But photos make people look so terrible that I just can't force myself to go through with it just incase I'm wrong

>>5948446
Don't flatter yourself, it's all coincidence. We've been having some complex relationship problems.

>>5948441

Um...

Well, maybe, yeah. That would be convenient.

>>5948470
Of course.

The only thing I ask is please don't be fat.

Where will you be flying from? And will you being staying forever or for a few days?

>>5948481
>The only thing I ask is please don't be fat.

Oops, you're talking to the wrong guy, then.

>Where will you be flying from?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGmH_UhMloY

>>5948503
Babe please.

I don't want an obese boyfriend.

A few extra pounds isn't a big deal. Hell anything else isn't a big deal.

>>5948512

But I'm faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

>>5948527
Baaaaaaaaabbbbbbeeeeeeee

Please be jk.


I feel like you're making excuses not to be here right now.

>>5948464
Because you're a cum rag

Lololol

>>5948533

I kind of thought you wanted me to follow you somewhere to continue this conversation, tho.

I beliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieved in you!

>>5948527
how could a gay guy ever get fat its liek your not even trying to love dick

>>5948540
Well, I'd actually like to.

What sort of life goals do you have GWP,

I'd love to have a qt husband to raise a few kids with.

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>>5948552

I have a glandular probleeeeemmmmmmmmm!!

>>5947164
How did you know I wear skinniest jeans?

>>5948554

But I don't know who you are or why you like me and I thought you wanted to help with pills or something.

I want to have a modest income and maybe live in the woods, supporting hobbies with side gigs. Maybe I could have a job playing a woodland troll and kids' parents would pay me to pop up and say "BeWaRe the WoOdLaNd TrOlLeNbAcH!!" and their kids would know not to go into the woods.

>>5948538
> cyber bullying

>>5947389
Band: Make Them Suffer
Album: Neverbloom
Film: Star Wars: Episode 4
Book: Holes

>>5948581
Oh no, look for the thread about ideal partners.

Ctrl+f best friend to share life with guy. Like I said I'm too easy going.

And no, no pills babe.

>>5948605

Intredasting.

How tall are you?

>>5948629
SHORT

>>5948648

Cool.
I'm a towering inferno, though.

>>5948668
Lol, like flaming + tall?

>>5948680

Oh.
No, I just meant tall, but that makes sense.
No, I'm not really flaming, though. I didn't think that one through.

>>5948687
Well I don't mind.

All of my boyfriends have been taller than me. I just ask that you indulge me in holding my hand, take my dick as I'd take yours, and we're good.

>>5948701

Ok. Sounds pleasant.

>>5948715

Seeya.

>>5945796
They said time would heal all wounds.
They said it gets better every day.
Don't believe them. It actually gets worse.

>meet cutie guy on Grindr

> hit it off, talk non stop for the past few days, exchange numbers

>Facebook stalk him, in a relationship.

The last update was in 2015, but I'm a little unsure about if he wants to be friends or more... He keeps flirting but at the same time maybe I'm just looking into it

>>5948773
>TFW MISS MY EX TOO

JFMSU

which trips should need to stop posting to improve this thread and bring it back to life?
making a list
this thread needs cleaning up

I don't ever post on this board but I need to get some shit off my chest.

I've only recently came out so I'm in that awkward phase where I have to tell people I'm gay whenever the opportunity presents itself.

So I came out to my friend and I notice that he feels weird around me. He can't make eye contact for more than 5 seconds although he does make an effort to keep things normal between us. Did I ruin our friendship or should I just wait until he processes the info? What do I do?

Help me /lgbt/.

>>5948837
idk he just sounds like a nob to me
i dont really have any problems with guy friends, but i am pretty obviously gay, does filter out homophobic ppl tbf

>>5948837
You don't HAVE to tell people you're gay, just do it whenever you feel comfortable. If that's all the time go for it just wanted to throw in my 2 cents.

Give him time, it sounds like he didn't expect it. If you had ruined your friendship it's not likely he'd want to be in the same room or talk to you

>>5948874
but at the same time tho why would you want to be friends with someone that has a problem with who you are

>>5948878
This is true, I just say that cause some people feel like when they come out to one they have to come out to all and I know I haven't come out to all my friends not because I think they'll hate me but because I'm just not ready yet. Also when I meet someone for the first time I don't normally "come out" cause I don't want to come across as one of those people that's obsessed with my sexuality.

>>5948874
He was teasing me about hanging out with this one girl when I told him she was just a friend. It could have stopped there but then he asked how many girlfriends I had. It was then that I had to tell him that I'm not interested in chicks.

I'm just tired of dodging questions so I want to tell people when given the appropriate opportunity.

And thank you, he still does try to make plans with me even if I feel a little tension between us now.

>>5948878

I was thinking about the same thing. I don't think he has a problem with it but he might be a tad uncomfortable.

lmao he probably regrets ruffling my hair

>>5948919
yeah sounds like he was just surprised judging by the fact he asked you about girl. Just work through the tension and it'll be all good. Even something like "hey I know this is different for you but thanks for still being my friend" might help, but I don't know y'all's relationship. It's easy to forget that for some people who haven't been exposed to gay stuff that much honestly don't know what to do in these situations.

>>5948946
>"hey I know this is different for you but thanks for still being my friend"
lol wtf thats just fucking beta
if someone has a problem with me being gay then thats their problem and they need to grow the fuck up

>>5948998
nothing wrong with showing appreciation for your friends and trying to see things from their end. And that's why i said depending on your relationship, I have some friends that I'm comfortable not being what you would consider "alpha" around and others not so much. If they're really your friend they'd see it as appreciation and not some of this "beta/alpha" shit you nerds seem so obsessed with. Don't get rid of a friend just because they don't rubber stamp everything you say or do, people are people, I'm sorry the world isn't as "enlightened" as you

>>5949013
>not being a homophobic socially awkward retard
>"enlightened"
setting the bar very low

I WANT FUCKING ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE BANNED FROM TINYCHAT

HOLY FUCK IT NEEDS TO BE A SAFESPACE FOR FUCKING PEOPLE WITH NO BF

NOT A SAFESPACE FOR FUCKING PEOPLE WHO CAN LITERALLY GET A BF BY EXISTING

>>5949015
You forget that a major reason we have the level of acceptance that we have today is because people stuck with their friends and didn't ditch them. Studies have shows that straight people become more concerned about gay rights and more comfortable with gays in public when they have a friend that is gay. Not to mention he's less likely to be "homophobic" (though I wouldn't use that strong of a word) if anon sticks with him as a friend rather than just writing him off. Nobody wants a fairweather friend regardless of sexual orientation

>>5949028
Yeah I agree. And if he hasnt done anything actually wrong, still hanging out etc-- you can forgive awkwardness in a friend. If he starts bashing you its a different story.

>>5949035
exactly

>>5949039
5652 seems to be immature bruh.

>>5949028
the main reason we have the level of acceptance today is bc people fought for their civil rights and they fought for their rights to social justice. not by sucking up to heteronormativity
>>5949045
>,>

>>5949176
>>5949176
>>5949176

New thread

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>>5945796

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>>5949710
not on my watch, cat-pro scum.