>tfw you and your gf don't have a dominant BDSM boyf

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This is a lewd edition

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>tfw you and your gf don't have a dominant BDSM boyfriend who fuck's you hard until you and your gf mind break tasting the fluids of your man together

this is why nobody likes us. that being said, I totally agree senpai

put mtfg in the subject field ya dip

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This edition...

>tfw pms

>>5883031
Tell me about it. That's my dream.

>>5883037
You should answer your skypes more often

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>>5883035
> tfw ywn know this feel

>>5883029
>>5883011
Ay where'd you get a damn baby?

Goodmorning everyone! How are you all today?

>>5883042
I should. I only really have time to at work, when I'm at home I'm too busy getting drunk or standing in front of a mirror tho

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>>5883044
I stole it from a korean woman when she wasn't looking

>>5883047
Morning Grace! Tired. Very, very tired.

How're you? <3

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>>5883050
Go to bed! I'm alright, pretty tired myself, and kinda afraid I ruined things with a friend. However, I'm gonna go look at a bunch of flowers in the city today, so that should be nice.
>>5883015
>tfw dont have a dominant bf/gf at all

>>5883047
Good morning lady how the fuck are you??

>>5883050
Them Koreans are a kind and trusting people. Good choice of victim. So what's the plan raise as your own or a messenger from God?

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original hentai here.

is about eren, mikasa and armin (mikasa and armin dress as schoolgirls) fucking together, in a happy relationship between the 3, no NTR, no violent, not shitty things, just the 3 in a 3 way relationship fucking together, also is one of the few hentais we can say that have bisexual content, i love it.

http:// g.e- hentai.org /g/ 693630/ c25456e7f5/

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>>5883063
Hey Mirin! Like I said I'm doing alright, just with some ups and downs today. How about you wonderful lady?

Imma go make soup
>tfw you get dominated by the woman who knows the ins and out of your sensuality and sexuality better than you do. Knows you needs and desires better than you. And your limits better than you.
>ywn have her dominate you with and while guiding a man so that you can feel her sexual perfection through the masculinity that is dominating you while she strokes your hair.
>ywn all fall in love and have a tpe relationship.
>ywn be the perfect housewife by day and fuck toy by night.
At least I have the first one and soup.

Cyba when are you going to fuck your twin brother already?

>>5883057
>>5883057
But I'm already in bed tho! Tbh I'm at the point of tired whereyou don't feel it anymore

And oh yay flowers! Take pretty pictures!

>>5883063
I will name it Mac and it will be my Mac Baby and together we'll see the world

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>>5883120
>Tbh I'm at the point of tired whereyou don't feel it anymore
Ugh I hate that. Close the thread and close your eyes, try not to think of anything and fall asleep~
>And oh yay flowers! Take pretty pictures!
I will! I'm gonna bring my camera!

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>>5883120
Please don't take my live away let my baby stay

>>5883092
Hope you're OK bb. I'm alright. I've got the day off so I'm cooking lunch for muh irl bb

>>5883130
Oooh I'm really jealous, both that you have lunch and someone to cook for
>tfw nobody to be a housewife for
I just wanna clean and make food and take care of someone nice ;_;

>>5883133
That and be a momma and that's perfect. I wanna sing lullabies to my baby

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Yay polygamy!

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>>5883149
It's beautiful

>>5883015
>>tfw you and your gf don't have a dominant BDSM boyfriend who fuck's you hard until you and your gf mind break tasting the fluids of your man together.
how did you know i want this?

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>>5883155
Who doesn't want this?

>>5883159
Yuck. I don't.

>>5883159
gays/lesbians, strong independent womyn, controlling jealous girls

>>5883159
i'd be content if the person i like liked me back
poly's not my thing

>>5883164
>>5883162
We should all just fuck and let fuck

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>>5883164
>tfw ur all of those things

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>>5883172
>fuck and let fuck
Words to live by

How long should you wait before trying to gain weight after starting HRT?

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>>5883179

>>5883186
dont limit yourself

>>5883015
You girls are really bad at putting the title of the thread in the header.

>>5883200
>trusting women to do anything right

>>5883201
>Implying we're real women.

>>5883203
we're women enough to fuck up basic tasks without a guy doing it for us.

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>tfw picking a username for okc is hard

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>theres more potassium in fries than bananas
fuck spironolactone

>wake up
>put a pizza in the oven
trannys life for me
>>5883208
give meyour okc profile so i can flirt with you

>>5883208
>licking4love

>>5883208
>not just using your name
I always found usernames on dating websites to be tacky and childish.

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>wake up
>still a manly fuck

>>5883208
Make up something as stupid as possible

Mine used to be like dayoftherope1488

>>5883213
Fuck it, I sort of agree, time to remake my profile with my actual name.

>>5883211
B-but we already flirt here ;~;

>>5883212
The automatically recommended one had "taco" in it. In retrospect maybe I should have thought of the slang meaning for taco

>>5883219
maximum flirting

>>5883219
tfw nobody to flirt with

>>5883219
Then combine both names to get the ultimate dyke profile

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>>5883226
Ayyy girl are you the tsa?

>>5883233
ye

>>5883234
I got a cavity that needs searching. I'm pretty sure I've got some sexual ecstacy up there and I think I need help finding it <3

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>>5883232
>24, female, straight
>dyke profile
For what purpose?

>>5883222
*flirts with u*

>>5883218
That approach really doesn't fit my personality though, I'm boring lol.

>>5883238
a cavity? maybe you should see a dentist

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>>5883159
>who doesn't want this?
Speaking as a bi i wouldn't, who on earth would invite a witness to the bed when you're doing a trap,
if things go south on that relationship the woman has blackmailing material on you (oh that kind of relationship is built trust blaah blaah naive shit from idiot who hasn't seen sleeper crazy bitches in his life),
congratulations fool you played yourself.

>>5883213
>using my real name anywhere on the internet
I'm way too paranoid for that

>tfw elanna will never get chasers
>she will just get people that are genuinely interested in her as a human being
what the fuck

>>5883239
hey cutie, wanna cuddle and watch louie with me

>>5883247
The point of a dating profile is to meet someone in real life.
If you don't trust the people looking at your profile to some degree you probably shouldn't be trying to date strangers at all.

>>5883239
Because you'll get tons of masculine proving their virility by trying to turn a dyke into a cock worshipping straight girl.

>>5883240
You're not good at this flirting thing are you?

>>5883242
Yah but I'd be more inclined to only full people who aren't ashamed of me. Then blackmailing means nothing.

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>>5883247
>tfw no fsf/rms-approved dating site

>>5883253
my profile is just a pgp public key and i only respond to appropriate encrypted messages that include a public key for me to use with them

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>>5883257
I assume you aren't from an area were similar to "the south" in America,
in some places you can get your ass kicked or worse for dating "men" or just being gay / bi male in general my home place is one of those places.
So yeah its not as much being ashamed of doing it,
its more like being afraid of being outcast / potential target for violence.

>>5883257
*fart*

>>5883277
I came.

>>5883275
Sound like you need to move bb. I'd never date someone who wouldn't be seen with me outside for whatever reason.

>>5883247
Why wouldn't you use your real name on a site where the point is to meet people?

>>5883250
S-sure but what's Louie?

>>5883257
>wanting to date the kind of guy that thinks they can turn lesbians straight

>>5883248
>tfw I will eventually have to tell someone with a lot of chemistry that I'm trans, and watch their reaction as they instantly change from into me, to absolutely disgusted.
This is a feeling I don't know yet and I don't want to.

tfw not fat yet

>>5883284
louis c.k.'s television show.
very relatable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXQpM_2-hx4
(ily)

>>5883284
Yeah. I didn't think it through. Never take my advice again please x

>>5883284
always tell after first date. good luck

>>5883284
>This is a feeling I don't know yet and I don't want to.
Sorry to break it to you but if you look like a believable girl,
then you're going to attract straight males attention who honestly think you are a normal girl.
Only a matter of time and the odds of you getting a man who is attracted to people that look like girls but don't mind what they used to be are 1/5 (pulled the number out my ass but you get the point).

>>5883284
>This is a feeling I don't know yet and I don't want to.
This can't happen if I never date anyone. Problem solved.

>>5883290
So yeah I readded you but haven't heard anything back did you change your mind about wanting to talk or something?

>>5883313
no my skype has beenmalfunctioning and i cant see anything past two days ago and i've been too busy with work to fix it sorry

>>5883275
I transitioned in southern Virginia and had no problems. I've walked around in South Carolina holding a cis boy's hand and kissing no problem. The South isn't that bad

>>5883290
I like Louis ck, bring on the cuds yo

>>5883310
Yeah, I know, I understand that it's an inevitability. There's a reason I shy away from dating and just don't put myself out there.

>>5883307
Thanks anon, I'll do my best

>>5883312
This logic has left me pretty lonely, wouldn't recommend. Seems like if you want companionship you have to open yourself up to hurt at some point.

>>5883332
omw :3
>inb4 cucked

>>5883284
>The point of a dating profile is to meet someone in real life
and someone who would meet me in real life would get to know my name, there is just no reason for it to be there for anyone to see on the internet.
>>5883253
>Why wouldn't you use your real name on a site where the point is to meet people?
see above, I'd put my name in a message at the end anyways, I just don't want it to be public.

test due today..eeee. so nervous.

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>>5883350
But I don't follow the train of logic. You wouldn't trust people enough to use your real name on your profile, but you'd be willing to meet them in real life where they could in theory inflict physical harm? It doesn't make sense to me.

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>>5883361
What's the test on?

>>5883368
2nd year calculus D:

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Oh, fuck me.

>>5883367
Meeting them in public place to test the waters and get to know each other over at *insert cliche date spot*

>>5883379
Swing low, sweet chariot.

>>5883385
>tfw ywn start a tranny barbershop quartet

>>5883376
Well, I can't help with that. Good luck

>tfw no gf

>>5883382
Well yeah, but even then, I wouldn't meet someone unless I figured they could be trusted with the same information that I tell the guy at Starbucks ;~;

>>5883379
And here I thought mine was low.

rip

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>>5883396
FUCKING AGP

>police and ambulance vis a vis from my place
#ghettolyfe

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>>5883396
>tfw not in any kind of relationship
good feel desu

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>>5883396
Where were you the day that maddie went transbian?

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>>5883411
making her transbian irl

>>5883367
messaging and meeting people is selective
I can't choose who views my profile or not, or which search bot crawls through it and what they will do with that information.
also >>5883382

if I'm messaging with someone there's already a certain level of trust established.

>>5883395
My range seems to be 90-160 Hz with my normal voice and 220-260 Hz with a low falsetto (not sure what else to call it) right now. I can't hit the "androgynous range" at all. I'll have to post in the voice thread and embarass myself sometime.

>I'm not a woman in a man's body, I'm a lesbian in a mans body
average agp transbean

>>5883413
You can restrict your profile to people that are local, or registered users, or both, so I never worry about bots. I get your logic a bit more though.

That said, I have yet to use my full name as a username, so it's the kind of information that wouldn't be very useful to data miners.

>>5883412
Doing god's work

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>>5883429
it wasnt even hard

she just saw gem adri and i being yuri together and cuddled with faye

she is not 100% on the GTrain

>I'm a trans """""""""lesbian"""""""""

So here's what I'm doing
>gitting gud with makeup
>getting my levels tested tomorrow and adjusting
>5 part hour long skin routine at night,
Saving for type 3 brow reconstruction and rhinoplasty
>booked laser

What else should I be doing? Here's me today in boyest (read:beast) mode and the manliest I look.
https://unsee
.cc/birumoze

>>5883437
Loose some wait

>>5883427
I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body

>tfw no potc girltinkler to suck

>>5883440
OH shit forgot to list it yeah I'm on it. Gw is 130, hopefully should be there by June. Thanks

>>5883437
>book laser
Shit, I forgot to reply back about the consultation. Thanks for reminding me.

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>>5883443
im an ftm trapped in a tranny's body

>being a gynephilic """"""""""trans"""""""""" lesbian

>>5883431
Do you wanna meet me at one? I can shower and I'll buy Faye lunch

>>5883457
At least you got the dick I guess?

>>5883458
>>5883436
>>5883427
Hi kayla

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>>5883459
meet me at one what

what the FUCK are you talkinga bout you fucking STUPID NOOB!!!!

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Professor didn't show up today so I had 4 hours to myself. I took a drive to big bear with the windows down any some chill music on. I love being in the pines, I actually cried like a baby it was so pretty up there. Kinda solidifies how I want to move north.

>>5883465
qq

>I am an """""""""""""mtf"""""""""""""" who is attracted to women

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>>5883472
no seriously

meet you at what im confused

>>5883478
Meet me at edie's at one. I texted Faye but she never responded. I can text u the address

Hope everyone's having a good day/evening/night. I'm gonna have a nap xoxo

>>5883466
do you have a flip phone or something that picture is awful

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>>5883483
> at one

faye isnt up yet

do i throw water on her face

Could my ugly face pass?
Pre-everything btw.

unsee cc/genizumo/

>>5883491
I have $20 dollar phone

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Does anyone else have /bigdickbuttodysphorictouseit/ feels? I feel guilty for having something every guy wants, but instead of using it, I want to cut it off

>>5883492
Tickle her and tell her I'm leaving in 8 hours @_@

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>tfw not a real human lez bean

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>>5883466
Pretty! I went on an adventure today too.

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>>5883497
http://www.bigbearlp.com/four-seasons-of-fun-in-big-bear.htm

>Dad used to call me "honey"
>He stopped right about the time I came out the first time
>Over 5 years go by and not a single "honey"
>Sent him a text that I was going to talk to him tonight about what's on my mind
>Acknowledges
>Later asks me to pay the cable bill
>Say I do and he replies "Thanks honey"
HE KNOWS

This is going to be easy-mode coming out and I'm still going to cry like a little bitch.

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>>5883497
ask mommy for an iphone
>>5883500
im going to throw water on her face :')

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I am afraid

>>5883511
your dad's a hon

>>5883509
I didn't say I took that pic, I was right there though, its by the road. The pic with me in it looks horrible.

>>5883519
you didnt say it but you certainly implied it

>>5883504
cool where is that?

>>5883518
He's never called me "hon"! He's not that old.

>>5883499
Become big dick tranny, some dudes will still prefer to just fuck you instead of the other way around.

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>>5883509
D e d

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>>5883513
Hi afraid, i am vague.

>>5883532
same time every night

Ohai everyone....

Didn't see you there...

>>5883524
Lake Michigan

>>5883523
Not really. My pic turned out like shit but I still was there, I ain't even going to get into it with you, I am on a high note today and a worm like you ain't going to bring me down.

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>>5883536

I know that wasn't fair. It's the same discussion from last night...I'm staring at this form to email someone for some online gender counseling, and I can't do it.

>>5883543
With a tide like that? god damn. Thought it was the ocean.

>>5883546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>5883548
Post transition timeline.

The blurrier the better.

>>5883511
>tfw your dad isnt nice and never called you honey

>>5883549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbre5NC_10c

>>5883548
Yup! It's windy today.

>>5883556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

>>5883553
>tfw your dad has always called you honey

>>5883569
>having dad around

>>5883553
>Tfw your dad forever calls you 'he' and 'bud' while your mom misgenders you 50% of the time in the same conversation.

>>5883575
:( I'm sorry valq

>>5883575
>crying about dad not catering to your desires
>crying about mom forgetting to cater to your desires
Snowflake you do know they could have disowned you? count your blessing you spoiled lil shit :P

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>tfw dad calls me sport or champ

>>5883582
Shit's obnoxious when I call him, he says, "hey bud", puts me on speaker... Then they argue about what I said like old people, like I'm not on the phone with 100% wrong pronouns.

>>5883583
Dad says he'll only ever see me as his son, mom sent me a fucking moomoo dress for my birthday, (like I'm 400lbs)

Tbh, I'll never see them again as they've both said they'll never see me as female. :/
My mom, " you'll just end up a manly big scary girl"
Essentially they did. Haven't answered calls from me in 2 months, since I sent new pics.

>>5883572
Pornstar in the making..

>>5883553
Does he accept you?

>>5883590
AYYYYYY, *relaterelaterelate*

>>5883575
>tfw your parents don't disown you or take away your pills but only so they can rant daily about what an awful thing you're doing to yourself

>>5883590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

>>5883590
I didn't know dads did that unironically.
You probably weren't as big of a sissy as I was growing up.

>>5883575
>tfw when parents keep calling me BOY
>tfw when dad is an asshole and misgenders on purpose
>tfw when mom doesnt want to use female pronouns despite me not looking like a fucking dude at all because she thinks this is just a phase

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>>5883590
> iktf

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>>5883598
Be pic related

>>5883597
>Pornstar in the making
I wish, i am bi dude but would not take it up the ass so there goes that job.
>>5883598
>living with your parents
Brah you live under their roof, you live under their shit, move out and start living.

>>5883015
Isn't this Attack on Titan porn, and the blond one on the left a guy?

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>>5883606
ye

>>5883610

>>5883077

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>>5883612

How soft is your butt?

>>5883610

Yes and yes

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>>5883619
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>5883602
>phase
Damn.
Iktf
I think that's why they won't talk to me anymore... It wasn't phasing out.

>>5883607
Daddy issues = you gonna get it in the butt, Missy.

>>5883590
Kayla

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>>5883618

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>>5883622


HOW SOFT IS YOUR BUTT????

>>5883623
I don't have daddy issues can I still get it in the butt? Wait does it still count as daddy issues if daddy type men get me off?

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>>5883637
only the Lord knows anon

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>>5883643

And what did he say?

>>5883643
And Maddie now

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>>5883646
i havent worked a day in my life

yes my skin is very soft, much softer than red blooded folk

>>5883511
>tfw your dad straight up calls you "hon" occasionally

>>5883649
How do you pay for housing and food?

>>5883623
Im a bi sexual man, sorry for the confusion.
Also ive resolved my issues with my father through talking later in life so yeah.

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>>5883652
a blue blood such as my self needn't worry about such unpressing things

>>5883658
delete this

>>5883658
Janitor, we got one.

did someone just cut their penis off?

>>5883667
Thank you janitor.

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>>5883658
>>5883666
What the fuck

>>5883673
i'm like you now

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>>5883658
>>5883666
satan's work desu
>>5883670
yes

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>>5883673
Its cool, J-man took care of it.

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>>5883619
very soft

>>5883680
i deleted it

>>5883679
yes i did, just cauterized the stump

>>5883680
that was fast, i have my tab on auto update and it didn't even catch it

>>5883685
Janitor this guy claims "credit" for the deed, do your thing.

>>5883685
so what's the next part of your master plan?

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>>5883677
But I didn't cut my penis off myself, nor did I cauterise the stump.

>>5883684

pic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw

>tfw you'll never chop your dick off
Y life?

>>5883684
Pics or gtfo

>>5883690
I will dilate my urethra and then free srs will be accomplished.

>>5883692
who did it?

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>>5883700
iktf

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>>5883700
Is self mutilation really a thing for t's or a meme?
I thought you folks at least had the patience to let a trained professional do the chopping.

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>>5883708
>I will dilate my urethra and then free srs will be accomplished.

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>>5883708

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>>5883695
I'm not posting pics of my gfs cute af butt

>>5883706
okay I'll go ._.

>>5883717
you never heard of urethra dilators? i know a friend who did the same as me and now they can have normal sex with a man

>>5883715
Some are more comfortable with it than others.

I remember reading a story about a trans girl who was rushed to the ER because she took it off with a kitchen knife. The doctors managed to put it back on but she just was in a week later for doing the same thing and they just kept it off the second time.

>>5883720
Your pic made me want to only have sex with pre-op trans, thanks for opening my eyes.

>>5883726
Hopefully they gave it to a nice ftm
I hear those benis waiting lists are really long

>>5883726
Wow if that's common then no wonder people label trans as nutjobs.

>>5883734
>ftms
Not even once

>>5883715
You heard her, dilate urethra. Free srs. The Jews made transgenders anyway to trick white men out of money and power. I'm just getting my own back.

>>5883718
Stop

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>>5883726
>being insane enough to perform surgery on yourself

>>5883739
Don't see a gay guy wanting to tap what ftm become, you need a lot of hormones and gym time to become even average looking guy.
Unless you want to look like a twink.

>>5883738
It's not common. Most either wait for srs, deal with the peen, or love the peen. There are nutjobs in every demographic

>>5883638
I mean, yesss?

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>>5883745

>>5883752
Why? I just like daddies :(
>tfw Ben Afflecks batman will never be your daddy

>>5883715
>>5881890
Not trans but related.

Tho I don't understand how you could cut off your junk no matter how much you hate it because you kinda need it for srs. Like you just end up with a peehole instead of a vajayjay.

>>5883742
Shit be fucked up yo, how do you do it, i wouldn't be able to even bring a blade near my dick i cringe even thinking of getting a paper cut on my D-man.

>>5883748
>not having tens of thousands to buy a vagina
some of us are poor

>>5883766
It makes us trannies froth at the gash literally

>>5883767
Self srs is basically theft. You're stealing business from the surgeons.

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>mfw i can't remember what's it like to have a dick
I am confused by this
yet also amused
amfused

>>5883767
>reking any chance of ever getting one by being retarded
no sane person does that

>>5883767
Getting a job and not mooching off mommy also helps. Stop pretending you even have a vague sense of what it's like to be poor, most poor people actually want to help themselves and don't whine and bitch about how they're going to be stabbed if they set foot outside their mcmansion.

>>5883780
>sane people castrate themselves

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Ok well ive learned a lot about the t's in this thread and i will not be going near any trans from now on, i think ill just stick with really girly twinks.
Jesus christ you guys are messed up, i mean im open minded and all but self mutilating just like that?
and the community going "well you gotta do what you gotta do" fuck that im out.

>>5883767
Kayla you should put those multiple degrees to use and start offering low cost homebrew SRS.
You get money, people get cheap vaginas.

>>5883792
See you tomorrow, hon.

>>5883789
This is right but will be ignored.

>>5883779
>You're stealing business from the surgeons.
they are overpaid anyway. Think about it, they make at least $13,000 cash when all is said and done after each operating. If they do enough in a year they make at least 1Million a year.

>>5883802
>they make at least $13,000 cash when all is said and done
uhm
are you dense ?
hospital space,nurses,surgery room, equipment
all costs money

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>>5883767
STAND UP ALL VICTIMS OF OPPRESSION FOR THE TYRANTS FEAR YOUR MIGHT DON'T CLING SO HARD TO YOUR POSSESSIONS FOR YOU HAVE NOTHING IF YOU HAVE NO RIGHT LET RACIST IGNORANCE BE ENDED FOR RESPECT MAKES THE EMPIRES FALL FREEDOM IS MERELY PRIVILEGE EXTENDED UNLESS ENJOYED BY ONE AND ALL SO COME BROTHERS AND SISTERS FOR THE STRUGGLE CARRIES ON THE INTERNATIONALE UNITES THE WORLD IN SONG SO COME COMRADES COME RALLY FOR THIS IS THE TIME AND PLACE THE INTERNATIONALE UNITES THE HUMAN RACE

fucking prole kill yourself LMFAO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>not being blue blooded
FUCKING RETARD LMFAO

>>5883802
You're also stealing from the sex toy business because you get a free dildo when you're done.

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>>5883797

>>5883809
>a dildo
it gets worse
you get 4 :o
outrageous tbqh

>>5883792
My BP and floppy penis will be anxiously waiting your return

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Anybody celebrating St Patrick's Day today?

>>5883814
I know you get more with real srs but if you cut your dick off you only get one.

>>5883806
yeah, the fees are around $5,000 for everyone else on staff, tools, hospital, etc
also look how booked your surgeon is, every red square is $20 grand
http://www.supornclinic.com/clients/calendar.htm

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>>5883819
took a while to get it
lmao

>>5883818
If you mean getting drunk and being depressed like a proper Irish person yeh. The Irish are like my spirit animals

>>5883818
does drinking away my sorrows with particular enthusiasm count?

>>5883822
I wish I had reaction images because I'd give you a thumbs up one right now.

>>5883820
>2 year waiting list
thats a lot of dickless men

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>>5883685
>>5883700
>>5883708
>>5883726
>>5883742
Fucking hell, you trans people are fucking mental. please seek help.

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>>5883822

>>5883832
I'm sure you have some weird hobbies too anon

>>5883820
>yeah, the fees are around $5,000 for everyone else on staff, tools, hospital, etc
any proof that it's that low ?
>also look how booked your surgeon is
i know hence why I booked before it got so long
>every red square is $20 grand
yes but how much does suporn get ?
in his case you have to add a bunch of 24/7 staff,drivers, office house etc.

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>>5883832
Do you not recognise shitposting when you see it?

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>>5883793
are there FLOSS neo-vags? i'd like to do VFS
>>5883802
but by breaking vaginal restrictions management, you could end up making you and your peers get busted by the wpath.
>>5883818
>posting pictures of me with the mayor
fucking rude, anon. and, i'm just gonna work tonight and get something to drink later.
>>5883819
>>5883822
oh fug, that's bretty funny desu
>>5883832
>every post is serious on a mailing list for korean musicals

>>5883837
Lol u paid someone to chop your dick off. I would have done it for free.

>>5883832
This is memes, idiot. Or a fantasy, cause cutting and cauterizing is how you end up dying of an infection like a retard.

>>5883832
Everyone look at this normie
Look at him and laugh

>>5883841
hey if you can make a cis tier vagina for free that's neat shite m8

How is the OP for this thread so lewd? Aren't there limits placed on that sort of thing?

>Oh no, I broke my arm
>better just cut the whole thing off myself instead of having a doctor fix it
This is what Kayla ACTUALLY believes.

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>>5883852
Nawww

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>>5883852
So long as there's no pictures you're golden.
>tfw no fluids of man in my mouth RIGHT NOW

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>>5883868

How to sug a dig, mtfg? Should it be instinct and if it's not then I'm not trutrans?

>>5883871
do some yoga and get flexible ?

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>>5883868
>tfw no one to clean my precum soaked penis RIGHT NOW

>>5883871
Practice on bananas

>should it be instinct
No, absolutely every virgin is awkward.

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>>5883871
Practice makes perfect. Bananas are your friend

>>5883883
>>5883881
Ok I'll try

My friends always told me I eat bananas like a high school girl because I don't bite, I break pieces off

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>only guy to talk to me on ok cupid wants hrt info
dating is never going to work

>>5883871
you choke and cough and gag on that cock because it is amazing and needs to be in your throat right now.
And then relish that sweet cum

Practice makes perfect. Fuck bananas find a willing dummy to practice on. Call up a cute guy and say "hey can I suck your dick a few times a week for the foreseeable future?"

>>5883890
>I eat bananas like a high school girl because I don't bite, I break pieces off
You'll figure it out in no time then.

>>5883893
=[

>>5883871
It takes practice. Sure, there are natural talents in this world, but don't expect to be one. Enthusiasm will help make up for your lack of experience, and experience will come quicker if you hold on to your enthusiasm. There's a whole world of dicks out there, the majority of which are not right now being sucked. Go forth and make you, and the world, better.

>>5883893
Just say woman and state that you're trans in your contact me info.

>>5883914
KEK, that will never work
might as well be upfront about it

>>5883897
Um.. I don't know if I could do that.

Also does it hurt when he finishes and it hits the back of your throat? I kinda wanna make the person pull out before then but I've heard guys don't like doing that.

>>5883899
What is that supposed to mean? I feel like its a bad thing :(

>>5883912
I don't know if I'm enthusiastic. I'll kinda scared of the idea of doing anything sexual with anyone :\

hwello, i have a couch now

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>>5883897
Goddamn mirin you are thirsty sounding

also i fell off a ladder at work today and broke my arm

>>5883924
can it turn into a bed?

>>5883929
become a couch potato

>>5883930
not really but kinda

>>5883914
But then she couldn't post in the thread about it

>>5883933
get well soon arm =[

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>tfw your mom finished doing your laundry and took your favorite pair of panties

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>tfw someone sent me pizza last night with a note saying to draw hearts for me

>>5883923
It just means keep practicing. Also live dick is also a good thing to practice on.

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>>5883941
that's... weird

>>5883927
U-uhh m-maybe 0///////0

>>5883923
It doesn't hurt but is so weird the first few times. Also if you want to pull it out, you pull it out. You don't have to do anything you're not a hundred percent on. Like I think the most important thing here right now about how to blow a guy isn't technique, it's about being comfortable with making boundaries.

Speaking from experience I've done things I wasn't totally comfortable out of fear of the other person not enjoying themselves. It's not worth it. You do you. That was when I was young.

And don't worry about not being able to do that, I'm just thirsty af and been dreaming about dicks for weeks.

I now officially feel protective over you, I forgot what it was like to be in your position. It's exciting but it can be really scary and overwhelming too.

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>>5883951
If you think of that way yeah. I think she just didn't know they were mine

>>5883941
maybe she's trying them on
maybe she's agp

>>5883941
What's your favorite pair of panties?

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Why is he so perfect girls? :3 I want him to make love to me~

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>>5883955
kek toes dog
>>5883958
Not the black ones you got me or the black ones with the white lace, it's the small black one that fit me just right.
>>5883959
Noun will never love you anon, give up.

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>>5883952
It's OK, I am too, building a resume when you've got dick on the mind is hard :(

>tfw light headed from pain, but no aftercare
it's a mixed feeling

>>5883953
ninja grab it from her room when shes gone?

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>>5883964
That gif........ If I wasn't thirsty before I am no. Why is hentai so much superior to all other porn?

Tell me about it. E has turned me from normal and focused to dicks and musk.

I hope this person I am talking to is down to fuck, I am sick of everyone who messages me asking about trans stuff instead of talking about getting into bed.

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>>5883974
No aftercare is awful. Hope you're OK. You're and awesome worthwhile person.

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>>5883975
I have no idea if they're even in there or where they'd be, I already looked through the laundry room and found nothing. I guess they could be in there but no way in hell they'd fit her so I don't know why she'd take them senpai

>>5883978
Yeuppp, never stared at bulges before...
Now, I can't, not. Ugh.
Some of the boys giggle when they catch me... I zone off often in conversations

>>5883982
I'm ok. I did it to myself, I wasn't abandoned. I could just really use a kind touch right now.

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>>5883953
yeah, I have like, 3 pairs of my moms underwear and two pairs of my neices after staying at my parents for like 2 weeks. mix ups happen, my mum's got a few of my bras too.

Okay
So what do I say in this email? I don't even know why I want to be the little girl.

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>>5883978
Hentai has a healthy dose of fantasy on top of reality and can be idealised. It's pretty much perfect porn by design. Sucking dick is never that amazing in real life but when you're fantasising about it, why wouldn't you want it to seem perfect?

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>>5883992
That's weird to me though senpaitachi I just want my underwear damn it

>>5883983
she probably just assumed they were an old pair of hers that she hasnt fit into since she was younger or something, idk>>5883983

>>5883987

I cant help but keep stareing at the twinks in my class, its starting to annoy me.

>>5883978

Does estrogen change their brain somehow to be more similar to that of females? Maybe thats why so many transgals become comfortable with liking guys when pre-transition they had no attraction to them.

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>>5883988
Point still stands. Sometimes you feel even worse when you do it yourself. Though maybe that's the shame I had drilled into me in childhood.

You're great. If I was there I'd be giving all the hugs, blankets and tea.

>>5884018
<3 you get me elanna <3

>>5883987
You know those pictures where the guys have a beard and they're like my eyes are up here? That's what I'm like now. And cute boy butts. You just have to be tsundere when that happens.

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>>5883871
>everyone saying you need practice
>born bj master
>anyone who wants to call bs better be willing to let me prove them wrong ;333

f i t e m e B^3