LesGen: BDSM Edition

I'm an expert on heartbreak and crying.

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>>5880678
>tfw you will never get a non-degenerate painslut gf

So I have a new girlfriend and she has some real sadistic tendencies. Which I'd like to encourage as much as possible. She likes to slap me when I'm not expecting it, and get me to give her massages, wash her hair, do meals and chores. And she bites me. She knows it turns me on, so she'll bite me hard enough to leave tooth-shaped bruises and just let me get starry eyed and ignore it. When it actually comes to sex, she won't stop if I just climax once, and when I eat her out she traps me tight between her thighs until I start to black out and have to tap her legs to get some air.

So that's all wonderful. It's just the very best.
But she also mentioned including toys and bondage, but can be really lazy. How do I encourage her to learn about tying someone up, and how to get silk ropes, and what too little blood circulation looks like? How do I push her to taking that initiative? Do any of you have inspiration that works?

>>5880689
>nekomimi shit
>monster girl
TRIGGERED

>>5880702
Nekos are traditional eastern monstergirls, get over it.

>>5880694
>painslut
>not degenerate

Dat oxymoron.

>>5880698
Create a list of things you'd both maybe like. Hell just google "bdsm list" or "kinky list" there's plenty online. From there check a y/n/? for yes, no, maybe. You check off your stuff, she checks off hers. Then once a week you do something from that list you both check yes to. That way there's a deadline and sometimes a girl might be afraid to be too freak with you because she doesn't think you're into what she's into, if there's an open working list that takes away that hesitation.

Also just because she's dominating doesn't mean you can't learn about this stuff too. You should just for your own safety know how to tell if a rope is too tight or if you can get out safely or how to breath properly. In fact figure out how to tie your ass up a little and just surprise her if you want her inspired.

>>5880705
Solely attaching cat ears to a girl does not make her a monster girl.

>>5880712
What I mean is non-degenerate non-painslut gf.

I fucking hate painsluts. I don't want my gf to be a saint or a complete normie, but a degenerate painslut is too much, and it seems most women are some sort of painsluts.

>>5880720
She has fangs, contacts, and pigmentation makeup. What more do you fucking want? A surgery?

>tfw no gf

>>5880727
How about a tail and paws with claws. She looks like an average kemonomimi with just cat ears and fangs.

>>5880605
Wow please love me

>>5880728
>>tfw no gf

>>5880755
>tfw I remember the only person I kissed in my entire life was my mom

>>5880858
Same, and she freaked out when I did ;_;

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Hello lesgen! How do you deal with crushes in college? I'm coming out of an awkward blunder-years sort of phase and improving myself, but I'm still garbage and I really don't deserve to feel bad about no girls liking me. Anyway, I have a crush on this girl in my college class. She's talked to me a few times (for some unknown reason) even though I sperg out every time. It might be pity. She's also pretty much everything I aspire to be in terms of looks... so yeah, general straight girl crush autism has ensued and I feel bad about it.

How do I learn to be ok with being lonely while I improve myself and not get distracted over shit like this every five seconds? I want to just focus on finishing my fitness goals, school goals, etc. which I'm SO CLOSE to, before I let myself think that something like that could happen, but I also don't want to keep rudely avoiding girls because I've been told I'm way too aloof... and it's generally with crushes.

Sorry if this is a stupid post but I don't have anyone else to talk to. Also who here /cozy/

My therapist is very attractive and I told her I fantasized about her a couple times and she didn't seem that put off by it.

Think I have a chance?

>>5880858
Can I kiss your mom?

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>>5880880
You fucking what?

>>5880880
>I told her I fantasized about her a couple times
I can feel the cringe, poor woman.

>>5880880
You can kiss me

>>5880880
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO
>>5880875
Inferiority complex/10..? Maybe you just need confidence

>>5880888
Which part?

>>5880891
She sat there very quietly for a while but honestly didn't seem mad or anything and even said she understood.

>>5880901
Please, she'll go to waste.

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>>5880912
>She sat there very quietly for a while but honestly didn't seem mad or anything and even said she understood.
Pretty sure she freaked out.

>>5880920
You weren't there. ;-;

>>5880912
I read somewhere that therapists are taught to react that way because therapist crushes are super common.

>>5880929
It is nice to be able to talk to someone without feeling like they will laugh or something.

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>>5880875
When you figure it out let me know

>>5880923
Internally freaked out. Therapists are trained to be ok with the many crushes they get, it's like, a thing. Just don't do it again.... It's pathetic

>>5880993
You can't stop me from being pathetic.

>>5880997
/thread

My gf bought ruffies and she is going to slip me one for our date rape roleplay this weekend.

>>5880880
You have zero chance at all. Unless she tries to get you to go to a different therapist. Then that's saying, "I'm trying to make this less rapey."

>>5880875
man it's like you know my life

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>>5881039
Well, tell me about your crush anon! I like relate-able stuff too.

>>5881011
It's not going to be any fun for you if you're legit knocked out, I hope you're using weak stuff.

>tfw no slutty gf who'll let you fuck her whenever wherever

>>5881056
Well, I'm hoping that without the addition of alcohol it won't put me out cold.

>>5880875
I feel for you, anon. I've had a crush on a straight girl for years. Although, do you know for certain that the girl that you like is straight?

>>5881011
What if she's just sick of having sex with you, so she slips you the rohybnol, watches TV for a while, then tells you that the sex was great when you wake up?

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lets get some girls up in this pathetic thread...
I'm lookin at >>5881039
>>5881011
>>5880880
>>5880875
you guys

>>5881108
Well thanks for that, it's not like I'm massively insecure or anything.

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>reading shitty interracial smut
>just got off to the thought of a racist white dom gf degrading me
I fucked up

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>>5881116
4 u

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>>5881100
I can't know for sure but I've never met a gay girl like her. It just seems like it would be too goo to be true. She looks like a fucking model or something.

>>5881167
I'm not racist and you might have to tell me some things to say but I'm thirsty enough to help you out.

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>>5881169
thank
>>5881167
no... no don't do that.
>>5881184
I can believe it. She's probably straight desu.

>>5881201
I don't think I actually want it in real life. I'm usually fine with regular old humiliation

So do Carrie-Anne Moss and Krysten Ritter fuck on screen, or am I wasting my time with this Jessica Jones thing?

>>5881333
they do not

>>5881352
Thank you, sweet anon.

>>5880880
Absolutely not. She spent 4 years in her undergraduate, 4 years getting her Ph D and another 3 or 4 training to be licensed.

Do you seriously think she would throw away her license/life's work to hook up with some whiny depressed autist? Because losing your license is exactly what happens to therapists who do anything sexual with their clients.

>>5880880
It's a common thing that therapists deal with, but you have no chance. In my state for a professional to date a client they'd need to stop having them as a client, not contact them for I think 3 or 5 years. Then you can try dating.

>>5881423
3-5 years? Damn that's pretty hardcore. I guess I get why though.

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I wish this wasn't such a slow general. I mean jeez there's only 15 of us.

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Just finished rewatching Mai-Hime, so that gave me my daily false sense of accomplishment.

Ugh, it was such a good show. I can't believe it's like 12 years old.

>tfw still no obsessive friend who wants to make me belong to her

>>5881621
>2004 was 12 years ago
wakemeupinside.jpg cantwakeup.jpg

>>5881541
That number goes up.

>>5881621
I'm downloaded that a few days ago! Glad to hear it's good.

Also aren't there sequels you may also possibly enjoy?

>>5881621
>I can't believe it's like 12 years old
Stop, don't remind me.

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>>5881541
Quality > Quantity

>>5881793
>Also aren't there sequels you may also possibly enjoy?
Oh god don't get your hopes up for the sequels hahaha.

>>5881333
Lesbians watch any kind of shit it has one lesbian scenes. No matter if the scene is 3 seconds, we still watch it and cry in happiness.

>>5881926
That isn't true, I'm not sitting through 3 seasons of person of interest for like one pair. I do, however, only watch things with lesbians in it.

>>5881926
I am so guilty of this ;_;

>>5881108
this goes beyond bed death. just too cruel.

>>5881941
You're a bad lesbian and you need a punishmen
>>5881958
Me too. Let's watch them together and cry when our bby's get so little screen time ):

>>5881941
>I do, however, only watch things with lesbians in it.
what is the single best piece of lesbian media?

>>5881941
x2
I tried four episodes but quit because I only watched for Carrie-Ann Moss in the first place but ended up not really liking any of the characters.
Youtube exists now, so no need to sit through 13 hours for 10 minutes of lesbians.

>>5881994

the.........................
l....................................
word..............................

just for the sheer number of nonstop lesbians.

But movie wise, I really liked Concussion from 2014.

>>5881994
LoK kekekek

But that may actually be the truth.

>>5881991
>Let's watch them together and cry when our bby's get so little screen time ):
Just Western TV or do you do jdrama and anime too?

>>5882116
Anything goes really. Though I'd probably jst cling on to you all the time.

>>5882128
Well I hope you aren't a fucking bonfire like I am, cuddling can get uncomfortable quickly when the involved parties are human torches.

>>5882186
Man, I hope you're this smooth irl anon.

>>5882186
I'm always cold so if you're hot in more than one way you'll have live with me constantly trying to snuggle with you.

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>>5881333
Carrie-Anne Moss does fuck Susie Abromeit (pic related) on-screen at one point tho

>>5882202
Hey, some people find my awkward standoffishness endearing.

>>5882217
OK, let's cuddle and cry over fictional lesbians.

>>5882248
Isn't crying over fictional lesbians the national sport of /Lesgen?

>>5882254
I think I have enough experience to be senior management at this point.

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>mfw the chick I'm talking to on OKC mentioned something I love and I wrote her a massive ramble about how amazing it is in response
I am become autism, destroyer of date opportunities.

>>5882273
Well you're going to be a nice girl at this rate.

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>>5882284
BUT ITS SO GOOD THO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

r-r-r-really l-l-liking stuff is a-a-attractive right senpai?

>>5882273
Well I met one of my closest friends when she gave me commentary that most people would consider overkill. I recognized myself in that and figured we'd get along.

>>5882291
You're hopeless. Just embrace the fact that the only thing you'll ever be is a sugar baby.

>>5882299
I mean she said she likes enthusiastic rants...

>>5882307
But I'm rich tho

>>5882291
Liking stuff yes, writing like that no.
To be serious, I also tend to write or talk a lot about things I like and be a little too enthousiast. But I'm always careful with who I'm talking to. Guess that's why people who don't know me are surprised when they hear me saying more than two words.

>>5882314
Well I'm not actually autistic enough to write like that TOO her lmao.

I may be socially retarded but I'm not drooling on myself just yet.

>>5882309
Doesn't matter how rich you are. You're made to lick pussy as often as your mistress commands. Embrace the future.

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>>5882317
...but that's not what sugar baby means

>>5882316
I need to get back to Okcupid. But the amount of bisluts and bulldykes really put me off.

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>>5882323
>mfw I'm a bulldyke and the chick I'm talking to is a bislut
Don't worry, there's a lot of "fem4fem LETS DO EACH OTHERS MAKEUP TEEHEE" types on there too.

>>5882309
>I mean she said she likes enthusiastic rants
Some people do.

>>5882325
When I'm saying bisluts it's
>looking for a girl before going back to dick sucking
They outnumber the number of lesbians or bi who want a serious relationship. No need to be defensive, to each their own. Bulldykes are not my thing, but overly feminine girls either since they tend to be really annoying. Unless you're obese with pink hair, then you can be defensive.

>>5882338
Hahaha noh god I'm not a tumblbeast or anything. Can you even imagine? I'd be constantly triggered by 4chan.

She's a bislut, but she's put herself down as only looking for women so I figure that's a p. good sign that she's not a huge cockmuncher.

I'm with you on the super femme chicks. Not my thing. Chapsticks are what's up.

>>5882346
Some tumblrshits land from time to time here. Always funny to read them whining about racism, gender shit and politics. Fortunately they go away pretty fast and never come back.
Chapsticks are okay, tomboy and femme too. As long as she's not fat and take care of herself actually.
Good luck to you with your bi girl.

>>5882363
Yeah there's that one who always brings that socio-gender bullshit in here and whines when we tell people to kill themselves. Why someone like that would ever want to post on 4chan is fucking beyond me.

>>5882372
It's probably trying to make us better persons. Just kidding, actually it just want to impose its views to everyone, like a good SJW. Thank God there's still few people like this one in my country.

>>5882375
We should kill it before it infects the others.

AND I JUST ASKED OUT THE CHILL BISLUT.

LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

>>5882376
Count me in for the extermination of retarded tumblrites.
Wish you luck. And I'll try to take care of my okcupid account this week-end. Who knows, maybe I could finally meet someone who isn't "straight" with a boyfriend.

>>5882376
Good luck!!

>>5882376
Enjoy that syphilis! ;)

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uhhhh, maybe I'm late to the party but I just found out that Magan & Danai is based on the author and her irl gf and they're really cute. It's too much desu.

>>5882408
Yeah you're late. You probably haven't figured out Husky & Medley is based on a true story too.

>>5882437
I...never even heard of Husky & Medley. I'll check it out, thanks anon.

>>5880880
It's categorized under "counter-transfert" and considered to be a normal step in the process of recovery. However true it might be, that's probably how she understood the situation.

>>5882444
You're playing me. The high school girl asking for help on 2ch in digging up dirt on the popular, pretty girl at school? How they told her to try and date the pretty girl? And how she fucking went and did it?
Dear god anon. It's yuri 101

>>5882462
Wuh no. Maria-sama is like yuri 101. I get on u a lot and never even saw this mentioned before!

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>>5882464
It's literally right there on the sticky

>>5882476
............................oh.

ok. . _. well then.

I've only heard of like 11 of those. Are they all u approved yuri?

>>5880880
I think she is trained to dodge those bullets.Please consider the number of people who have or will say that kind of stuff to her.

>>5882476
This is hard to read, the typesetting is eye cancer.

So, last year around Christmas my friend begged me to go out with her and I met a girl in a gay bar who was really into me and I dunno, I should have known better because she was really pretty.

Anyways we went to my place and had sex and she stole a bunch of my stuff while I was asleep.

I was really embarrassed and didn't tell anyone and it hurts, I'm incredibly stupid.

>>5882512
Damn, what did she steal? Maybe you could try to warn the bar owner or something about what she's doing.

You're not stupid, but I'll keep this in mind before I ever invite a stranger over.

>>5882512
Was it at least a good fuck?

>>5882512
What kind of stuff?

If a pretty girl is into me, should I assume that they're a thief?

>>5882534
No, always assume MtF first, then thief, then abuser, then secret life, and if you've dissipated any doubt about all of that, then maybe you can start lowering your guard a little.

>>5882512

Almost happened to me. Met a girl at a bar, talked to her. Saw her there a week later, chatted, took her home.

Woke up in the middle of the night and she was going through a jewelry box on my bureau. Grabbed her stuff and her hair and literally threw her out my front door naked (in my defense I was fairly drunk at the time. I don't advocate violence.)

>>5882536
I don't think I would mind an abusive gf, at least. But I'll try to check for the rest. How do I do that? Do I just ask them?

>>5882536
Wouldn't it be a bit weird to assume a pretty girl is mtf? That doesn't happen very often.

I stayed up all night watching Faking It of all things and I hate myself a bit right now.

>>5882541
>>5882549
It's supposed to be a joke pushing suspicion to an absurd level.

>>5882566
why?

>>5882595
Mostly because it was a dumb decision, I have to work today.

>>5880678
I need a painslut and I need one now.

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>>5882674
I wanna try this once, but only with someone who is good at aftercare.

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I'm a slut for all qt. girls in trench coats

>>5882464
You just reminded me I had a dream about Sei tonight.

The suffering never stops.

>>5882764
I have a trench coat and a fedora. Pls b my gf.

>>5882862
Trench coat good, fedora bad. No deal.

>>5882437
>Husky & Medley is based on a true story too.

>tfw 4chan talked me into a relationship when i was that age but it ended badly
So close and yet so far

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>>5880875
are you me?
Seriously, If I'd gotten drunk last night, I would have believed I wrote this post and then forgot about it.

>How do I learn to be ok with being lonely while I improve myself and not get distracted over shit like this every five seconds?
If you're just like me, you feel bad for being gf-less
as it seems like a badge of your inadequacy, and then you just fear no girl will never ever love you or find you attractive.

The answer to this (and I'd say to all of your described problems) is to simply not think about it. Be positivie and go about your life, and if you think you're feeling lonely, just think that you're currently doing your best. You are statistically likely to meet someone, someday. Try to enjoy what you have now.

I can't really help you with the whole being a sperg around cute girls, cause I'm still trying to learn how to properly deal with that.
For example, yesterday while leaving one of my uni's departments, a girl from my major held the door for me and it took me a while to realize that (thought she might have been holding for someone coming behind me, for some reason).
My autism hit me once I finally got it and I was taken aback. I said some "thank you" gibberish beneath my breath and kept my gaze low.
>pic related, my internal reaction when it happened

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>>5883064
>I said some "thank you" gibberish beneath my breath and kept my gaze low
T-the PTSD, it's coming back.

>mfw I came out to my only gay guy friend in my small polygamist town
Feels good.

>>5883180
>my small polygamist town
What?

>>5883182
Welcome to rural Nevada and borderline Utah.

>>5883197
http://gosw.about.com/od/southwesthistory/a/polygamy.htm
Okay, didn't know about this aspect of the american society.

>>5883224
Yeah sorry I'm used to it so much I forget it isn't normal. It's weird in the USA.

>>5883180
I've always wanted two wives for some reason. Basically I'd get sex more often and even threesome. Better sex life combined more income would give me and my family far greater opportunities than regular marriage.

>>5883224
Ugh, technically it's not confined to America -- it had cancerous offshoots in Canada as well.

>>5883079
It's fine. I bought supplies for a midterm today and when the cashier said "good luck on your test" I said "you too". Kill me pls.

>>5883303
Polygamy has been almost without exception about a man having multiple wives. As much as I'd hope a lesbian nation to rise and matriarchs having their own harems, I doubt that numberneutral marriage will be a thing among lesbians.

>>5883314
That's moe.

>>5883317
>Polygamy has been almost without exception about a man having multiple wive
OF COURSE BECAUSE ELSE IT'S CALLED "POLYANDRY"
A google search will give you examples of societies having it. Also you might want to check out the Inuits and how a girl child can get the role of a man (though it may change later on her life).

>>5883318
No it's not. It's cringe and I do shit like this every day to those poor casheirs and they must think I'm autistic or something.

>>5883328
You're far too hard on yourself and imagining things.

>>5883333
"Oh great it's THAT one here to pick up snacks and then get in line and then change her mind and get out of line and then pay in quarters and probably drop them everywhere before attempting to be polite and failing miserably"

I'm just insecure.

>>5883339
That's moe

>>5883317
I know quite a few polyamorous lesbians but they're not exactly admirable people

>>5883339
Having worked in costumer service we're all too dead inside to judge you over minor shit like that. Doesn't even get a notice. We're just thinking about when's the next smoke break or please don't let the next person in line be some cunt being a cunt doing cunty cunt shit goddammit.

>>5883359
True.
/retail hell stories/ ??

>>5883354
what makes them so difficult to admire?

>>5883373
They're less committed than bisluts

>>5883380
isn't that the point of polyamory?

>>5883365
The worst I've ever had was a dull looking girl who came by, dropped her fucking money everywhere, tried be polite but failed when she replied "y-you too" to my encouragements for her exams. I told that story to everyone, put it on my facebook, my local journal told they'd make an article about her, Spielberg contacted me by email saying he wanted to make a comedy based on this story, and one of Obama's counselor met me in secret because they want to pass a law making girls like her literally illegal.

Just finished AC: Syndicate and my god that series is as boring as ever. Graphics are slightly better but there's that. Still the same old kicking ass and whining about the Templars as ever. Should have listened to reason before buying. But Evie was nice.

Anyway, what is /Lesgen playing today?

>>5883393
Xenoblade X some time later.

>>5883391
You made me laugh.

>>5883390
Yeah but they always make it out to be perfectly normal relationships and act like its a bad stereotype that they're not committed even though a long term polyamorous relationship never works for that reason.

>>5883365
Nah waitress/bartender kind of costumer service but I've got friends in retail and it's in the same neighborhood of hell.

>always see terrible waitress stories where the guy was demanding or picky or a fatass
>honestly idgaf about any of that
>order fucking 20 shots of jager on ice and an overcooked deconstructed hamburger
>while being a creepy old fatass staring at my tits
>i
>don't
>care
>just never touch me
>and don't bitch to me about the prices
>i didn't make beer 4 dollars alright
>i don't care about your opinions on anything
>nothing negative or positive
>i'm running like a pretty charm robot here
>clean this table, do some prep, check on you, smile, get drinks, say specials, enter apps, enter food, check on other tables, keep drinks filled, get food out, clean a little, more prep, get checks out, collect money, clean tables, talk shit with cooks, keep dead inside and smile outside
>if bartending it's just constant making drinks and cleaning and fucking with the register and making more drinks
>i've picked up vaping cigs and hate myself for it but god it's a quick fix alternative to having to go outside

>guys always ask what's the wimpiest drink or manliest drink by bartender standards
>dude oldschool manly bartenders drink everything from fruity starburst blowjob shots to the most bitter obscure ipas
>they don't judge shit
>except maybe that one asshole that comes in ordering a martini for the first time cause we got a special then spits it out all "ugh too strong" like dude fuck you do you not know a martini is just liquor with liquor
>don't fucking ask for a refund fuck you for wasting my time
>otherwise just order your drink fast and tip ok and don't yell and we think you're the coolest

>>5882363
Fuck off, retard. Everyone who knows you're an edgy corner-case isn't some tumblr boogeyman that you chase away.

>>5883420
An entertaining read desu senpai

>>5883420
>while being a creepy old fatass staring at my tits
When I ogle bartenders it's always the arms I'm staring at. Lots of bartenders have really nice arms. Though I'm also not an old fatass, just creepy.

>>5883421
lol dam this anger

relax famalam we shit on tumblr all the time along with sjw.

>>5882519
Mostly computer stuff, I had two laptops in the living room but neither of them were working properly. I also had a small touch screen in the kitchen to watch stuff on while I ate or for recipes and she took that.

She took all my DVDs in this tote beside the tv, a box of makeup stuff my sister gave me and a few pieces of jewelry I had wore and taken off and put on the bathroom sink.

>>5882522
Uh, well good for her maybe. I ate her out and when she finished she pulled me up to kiss her then kinda stretched out beside me and went to sleep, she really didn't do anything for me.

>>5882534
Probably not, but maybe.

>>5882538
It's pretty lucky you caught her.

>>5883421
What.

>>5883432
It's true my arms got amazing after bartending. Lost a lot of weight in general waitressing. Thought for sure I'd get fat but I guess it's all the movement.

>>5883393

The good recent one is Black Flag, since its 90% a piracy game, and theres a bit of assassination on the side.

>>5883365
>night shift at a gas station on the highway
>drunk asshole drives off with the gas hose still hooked into his shitty truck
>now petrol is leaking everywhere
>fuck
>shit
>blockade the area while the fire department gets their shit together
>people being pissy because I'm not checking out their scratch-offs and hot dogs
>even though I'm standing out there, chasing people away from the FLAMMABLE HAZARD FLUID, people still approach and drive through
>at one point a dick knocks over the barrier specifically to drive through and ignores me yelling at him
>almost want the gas to light from his fucking retardwagon's hot engine just so I escape this fresh hell
>the police hassle me for the next four hours
>go home way after my shift ended
>killer headache from the fumes

>open the next day

>>5883445
>It's true my arms got amazing after bartending
Hnngh.

>>5883476
think of all the braincells you lost forever

poor girl

>>5883476
Jesus christ, where do you live? Just so I know never to go there.

>>5883487
Central Texas.

>>5883496
Oh dear.

>>5883496
Damn red necks.

>>5883476
fellow nightshifter here, or was when in college. the people you see... it's amazing

>people so drunk they have no idea where they are
>people who don't understand the concept of gas caps on ONE side of the car
>the "bag of nickles" customers
>"is the coffee fresh?"
>"are the hot dogs good?"
>"what time do you get off? we can have some fun later"

amirite?

>>5883555
>>5883476
Bitches please, I've worked as a bouncer and as a security guard and I have way too many stories to tell you.

I work at a gas station too and the only fun story I have is taking a long break and having sex with a qt trucker woman in her truck.

>>5883567
Yeah? Did you have to juggle an autistic boy and a paranoid schizophrenic both off their meds while the right people showed up and neither being permitted to leave?

>>5883567
Share away m'lady. I love story time.

>>5883567
Just pick some, it'll always be better than "tfw no gf".

>>5883567
Did a stint as a ID checker at a bar (not a bouncer... the bigger girls did that). We should share stories over a beer but feel free to drop some here.

>>5883567
how the hell do you get a bouncer job as a girl?

I got a niece in security but that's it. Bouncer jobs go to men above 6 feet.

>>5883589
After seeing the bounces at the club I worked, "bull dykes" have a new found respect from me.

>>5883593
*bouncers* (although there were a lot of things bouncing, too)

>>5883576
Once had an old man who lost his jaw and half of his face when he fell in an escalator. This while having to deal with "surgeons" who came to give worst aid.
>>5883579
>>5883578
Most of the stories I have remind me why I lost faith in humanity. But there are a few funny ones.

Once we were escorting this man out of the stablishment because he was causing disturbance. As we escorted him out he began the usual "WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE"-bullshit and that night I just lost it.
"I'm batgirl and the gentleman is the Batman". He asked with serious tone: "Seriously?" I lost it again and we kicked him out.

Then there was the cat fight between two very flamboyant gay guys. I've been in some dangerous situations before but Christ that was horrible. They were hitting each other with their hand bags and choking one other. We had to call patrol car to help us because nothing we did was adequate. I gave one of them a full can of pepper spray to no effect. Eventually I had to choke one into control which failed because my partner lost control of the other gay guy and we had a WWE match before the cavalry arrived.
>>5883589
There are some women in the business. I'm not a bull dyke but verbal judo takes you far. Also you don't want to be the guy to hit a woman bouncer. First cases of violence and force usage were terrifying but you'll get use to it.

The most lezzy thing I ever had was when the bartenders asked us to throw away a minor. How she got inside I never knew but we proceeded to kick her out before the officials find out. Anyway, as I escorted her out she offered to give a me licking if I let her stay. Made me smile but being the bitch I am I ordered her to be escorted home with taxpayers money.

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>>5883615
>They were hitting each other with their hand bags and choking one other

>>5883615
how do I learn verbal judo?

>>5883633
I still have nightmares about that case. For the fucks sake, I've never understood how so girly guys can fight like devils. Not like they knew what they were doing but still.

>>5883639
Same way you learn Krav maga: by practice.

>>5883641
Well, no matter how girly they want to be, they're still men.

My gf dumped me this morning just as I got to work. I don't know what I did, it seems pretty sudden.

>>5883567
Emergency department here, not so many interesting people, more rather tragic people

Can't say if young accident/sudden illness victims or young suicide attempts are the worst. In the first case there's of course an innocent victim, but there's just this eerie feeling when there's a suicide attempt case in the room, especially if unconscious. The "why" question that you'll never get an answer to, the reminder that the world can be such a dark place for some...

>>5883647
They were more girly than I am and I consider myself to be a femme when not at work.

>>5883615
best I saw:

>decide to take piss break
>walking through bar
>not crowded and see two women jawing at the bar
>one pulls a knife and keeps it low so no one can see
>except the bouncer
>this woman was 5-10 230-ish pounds and flew across the floor in a half second, tackled the chick with the knife and gave her a shot to the head for good measure
>cops took the chick away

worst

>bouncer just walking around
>I know her. very level headed
>walks past a girl taking to her friends. says nothing
>one girl grabs a chair and just hauls off and breaks the chair over the bouncers head
>group of them take off
>would have pursued but bouncer was hurt pretty badly
>like 20 stitches to back of head, concussion
>she never came back to the job.

>>5883660
Mentally worse case was when a 13yo girl was punched by her father. Just a pure violence in a public place. Girl lost almost all her front teeth and the father broke has hand. Her face was one damn sorry mess but she didn't cry. Like she was already given up all hope with our world. I don't happened afterwards, didn't even call me to witness.

>>5883672
his hand* sorry for all the typos.

>>5883672
Damn, that's pretty fucked up.

>>5883774
I'm university know so I left that life behind. But yeah, those jobs did give me new perspective.

I work at a little hobby store and this girl comes in sometimes from the other side of the mall and brings me french vanilla to drink.

Today she came by and the store was really empty and she asked if I wanted something added to it and she had some creamers and stuff and I jokingly said "love" and she looked at me and spit in it and started stirring it.

It was hot and I did drink it so we must be in love now.

>>5883997
>she looked at me and spit in it and started stirring it
Ah, romance.

>>5883997
So did you ask her out, or not?

>>5883997
Must be awful having to deal with senile old men who want their gunplas and tonks.

>>5883997
what

>>5883997

Man I'd love to work in a hobby shop. I wish the ones near here hadnt all died out.

>>5884004
I know right.

>>5884007
Not officially but I do plan to tomorrow, something for the weekend I hope.

We've been flirting for forever now.

>>5884021
>>5884029
The worst people are train people, they are rude beyond belief. The owner deals with a few personally because their autism is off the scales.

We mostly deal with RC stuff and trading cards are still very popular.

>>5884060
>The worst people are train people, they are rude beyond belief
Why are train autists so crazy, though? Even in Japan they are feared.

>>5884080
I don't know, they just always act as if everyone is as deeply immersed in traintism as they are.

My favorite people are the chess people who come in occasionally and look at novelty chess sets or pieces we get.

That and sometimes people come in and play table top games on our big tables and that is fun to listen to.

>>5882503
Well I didn't upload the whole image. Too big.

>>5884004
Nothing makes a girl swoon than you spitting in her drink.

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Would you date a lesbian black girl?
I know I would

>>5884126
>Well I didn't upload the whole image. Too big.
I was talking about the manga itself.

>>5884127
I don't think I would.

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>>5884132
Oh anon-chan, you don't think I'm hot?

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>>5884127
Would and have.

My only issue is black lesbian culture has a lot more of that femme/butch/stud divide that I'm not much into.

>>5884121
>That and sometimes people come in and play table top games on our big tables and that is fun to listen to.

I am shockingly jealous, this is my dream job.

>>5884127
Absolutely would. Dark hair, dark eyes, wide nose, cute lips is my dead set type, so a lot of women I can't stop looking at are black.

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>>5884131
Still a golden story desu.

>>5884127
Hello, black woman.

>>5884170
>Not wanting my succulent, thick lips to kiss you with
Shameful really

I'm so white that I glow in the dark, but I'll never date a white girl again. They're just cagey garbage, by and large, and I don't want to play the odds. The two best girlfriends I've had, and it's not even a contest, were black and latina. There's just so much open love, no mind games, lots of respect and understanding. And phenomenal gift givers. They both put me to shame.

>>5883574
Deets pls

>>5884127
It really depends. I don't live in a country with many black people (it's slowly changing due to Sudanese migration) so it's hard for me to say, but if we connected emotionally I wouldn't see a problem with it. The biggest issue would be cultural differences

Fuck nigs, I want East Asian gf.

>>5884190
There you go being black again, taking everything as a racist jab at you.

>>5884276
Why are my people so talented tho?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFyndK9VOCk

>>5884339
>Why are my people so talented tho?
Because Asians exchange their soul for übermensch abilities.

>>5883997
Who is she? Why does she bring you coffee? How do I get a girl like that to come to my office?

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>>5884145
Why are blacks so gay? In that chicks picking up chicks video all the ones down were young niggresses.

>>5884417
This one?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IrkYDD1qSg
>i'd hit up that one tall black girl
>her face isn't all that but that body is a body I wanna see more of and she seemed to have a cool personality
Felt bad watching cause she was so enthusiastic and the girl asking probably never called her back.


>Why are blacks so gay?
but probably cause black dudes kinda suck

>>5884475
So they agree to give their phone number for no reason before realizing it's for a date? Just.

>>5884501
Straight girls do some gay shit without thinking of it as gay.

>>5884501
>women in charge of caring about privacy
And then they cry rape when some idiot publishes their nudes online, kek.

>>5884524
Nah they hardly are this free giving of numbers without knowing it's a date for dudes.

I've actually done this. Not that ballsy but I've learned that if I just ask a girl out worst case I still get a number for friends if she's straight and she's just complimented that a girl asked her out. Best case date.

Girls only get that closed off/scared/get away from me creep vibe with guys.

This might only work for me cause I'm kinda skinny. Same for girl in the video. Maybe if you're like a buff bull dyke it scares girls away or intimidates them or creeps them out or whatever.

So don't be big or fat or have a dick and girls won't be intimidated by you.

>feeling actual despair over nogf

Goddamnit I wish these feels would shut up.

>>5884405
>How do I get a girl like that to come to my office?
There was an adorable summer intern at the office I used to work in who brought me breakfast snacks from the office kitchen. She wasn't flirting, just really sweet. It was still a bright point in my day though! I think she did it because I ran interference when a bunch of drunk bros from a different department were hitting on her girlfriend at an office party. So see if you can find some girls to rescue at company parties.

>>5884583
>I ran interference when a bunch of drunk bros from a different department were hitting on her girlfriend at an office party
Can you tell us this story?

>>5884524
Bitter shitdick ahoy!!

>>5884555
Checked.

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>>5884555
you should look into >>5883064
And if that doesn't work, there's always fantasizing real hard to the point it almost seems real.
If that fails too, just remember taht at least you got some sweet trips.

Unrelated:

How short is too short for you guys? Is 165cm short?

>>5884590
It was years ago, and I don't really remember the details sorry. I didn't actually do much anyway. Drunk bros weren't picking up that her girlfriend was her date and were hitting on the girlfriend -- loudly and with little respect for personal space of course, because they were drunk. She was a pretty new intern at the time, so I think she probably didn't feel comfortable telling them to fuck off. It was awkwardly tense when I noticed and stepped in. I sorta knew the bros so iirc I just did my best to distract them so the girls could flee. In the interest of avoiding future misunderstandings I think I also tried to casually enlighten them to the fact that the girls were dating (I wasn't outing them, she'd introduced the girl as her girlfriend) but I sort of recall those efforts being unsuccessful.

>>5884678
>Is 165cm short
wut, no
at least it's a normal height for me
i'm 1,68cm btw

>>5884678
Lmao 155cm/5'1" representin'

You don't even know short.

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>>5884717
Good, but it's still not all enough for me. Some days I feel short(ish), even though most girls around me are about as tall as >>5884741

folow-up: does anyone here wish they were taller/shorter than they are?

>>5884127
>>5884145
This is very true. I'm chapstick or tomboy femme at best. So when trying to meet other black lesbians, I'm not butch enough for femmes, and, while I'm not into butches, I'm not really femme enough for them either. You could probably write a book about why black lesbians tend to be more strict about femme/butch roles than other races.

>>5884754
>does anyone here wish they were taller/shorter than they are?
I'm around 165 and I used to wish fervently that I were taller. Traveling convinced me that I'm a convenient size.

>>5884754
I'm 5'4 and wish I was at least 5'7. Would help me settle into my more dom personality.

>>5884768
>Traveling convinced me that I'm a convenient size.
why?

>>5884783
maybe there's still hope of growing some more? I'm kinda waiting/hoping on that.

>>5884754

I'm 5'11, and when I was in school I used to get teased for it, so I used to wish I was shorter.

Now Im pretty cool with it, honestly.
It's nice to be way taller than a qt sometimes.

>>5884783
Honestly, I love tiny doms. I wish I had a 5'0 mistress to try to choke me with her baby hands.

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>cute girl with similar interests and a great personality
>had in penis in her before

>>5884754
>>5884741 here. I'm perfectly content with my height. I wonder if the desire to be taller is greater in average-height girls like yourself, rather than shorties who have accepted their lot and relish in it. I mean, what would I gain from the extra height? (Except improved reach in my given sport)

I also love short girls. 5'3" and under is an immediate turn on.

>>5884793
Haven't run into many situations where being too short was an issue, but have run into plenty of situations where being too tall meant increased discomfort. Planes, ceiling heights, beds, etc. Plus it's easy to make do with clothes that are too big, but less so with clothes that are too small -- so you have a higher chance at finding something when renting gear or buying clothes you forgot if you're medium-sized. Stuff like that.

>>5884783
No, tiny doms are the best thing. They try harder. Make it more cerebral. And they have the cutest rape faces.

for all the lesbians here who are hitting on strait people and complaining that they dont like you, I have advice:

go to a fucking gay bar

from your friend,
a cis strait white male

>>5884940
For all the retards that get upset that they're getting hit on incorrectly:

welcome to what it's like to be a dyke.

there aren't gay bars for us,
>btw im a boy

>>5884940
what about all the straight girls that flee to gay bars so they dont have thirsty men breathing down their neck?

>>5884976
Well then they have to deal with thirsty lesbians breathing down their necks

>>5884678
>tfw also 165cm tall
>forever an averagelet
I swear being average height is worse than being short or being tall.

>>5884940

I already go to gay bars. Gay men are the only people who talk to me there. So I go to straight bars and straight women talk to me, big deal

>>5884976
Those fridged bitches just can't handle a real man.

>>5884823

I had a penis in me before and I didn't like it, what the hell is the big deal?

>>5885079
We try not to respond to Kek. You shouldn't either.

>>5885088
That's not Kek. I don't watch (or post) KyoAnus crap made after 2010.

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>>5883314
>>5883328

I worked retail both as cashier in a super market and taking food orders. People blabber and say stupid shit all the time, it's not even anything we pay attention to or remember.

Unless you are particularly vile or sweet we will only remember "I vaguely remember your face" when we look at you. Trust me.

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>>5885198
>>5885123

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>>5885294
non golds just don't get it.

I wish I was shorter. I'm more sub but I look at media and lanky, tall girls like me always get pigeonholed into the dominant tomboy type roles. I just want a tiny and skinny qt figure that'll make women want to protect me. Also, it'd be a lot easier to find a taller girlfriend.

I'm trying to femme up my wardrobe lately or at least add some more color because I tend to wear white, black, grey, and sometimes dark purples and reds. But when I went shopping, almost everything I ended pulling was black or grey and I didn't even realize.
I just want to wear cute sundresses but my brain is sabotaging me

>>5885548
>>5885548
Short girls in my experience are always pretty dominating. Find a 5 foot girl or under and you'll get bossed around to your hearts content.

>know from experience
>first girlfriend was 4'10
>i am/was 5'7
>she bossed me around so damn much
>basically treated me like a throne more than a girlfriend
>kinda fun at first but I'm not actually super submissive or into being bossed around so nah

>>5885863
I shop a lot online cause I'm cheap and shit's just easier. This way I can think "ok I need a green leather jacket" and I can narrow shit down to leather/green/sort by price/size and get to what I want without being distracted by some gown on sale I don't need in anyway at all dammit.

Just measure yourself and make sure it matches with the clothing measurement/size chart for that particular clothing item online and you get a perfect fit every time. If not most reputable places like asos/revolveclothing are great about returns and have good customer service to help.

>>5885881
I didn't have sisters or a mom and the cute girls could feel my ~*~dyke vibes~*~ so all I know about fashion is basic bitch dumbshit from crappy supermarket magazines. I wish a true femme would take me under her wing and show me how to not be a schlub. Or I could find one of those agencies that tell you how to dress, there's tons of those for men.

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>>5885911
Oh man I wish I could take you under my wing now. That was basically me 2 years ago.

First of all get skinny/fit if you aren't yet. Cause that's at least 80% looking good in clothes.

Second it's ok starting out to keep with your main neutral shit like black and white but just find other pieces with color. Get a royal blue coat for winter, a small bright red leather jacket for spring, some light pastel over layer thing for summer, etc. Get shoes with color that'll look good with any kind of bottoms. Buy jewelry to accessorize, cute colorful things you like, along with some neutral shit that can go with anything. Purses if that's your thing but no matter what I still can't get super into them besides a small one for period time.

Then really most shit is about fitting. Don't buy too baggy, don't buy too loose, knowing your general measurements does wonders. Hell a proper fitting bra can make you look like another person.

And just look around the interwebs. Tumblr has a bullshit amount of fashion blogs. Youtube has a vast amount of resources. Billions of chicks there sharing their makeup, hairstyles, and fashion, often enough shilling stores and brands sure but you still get an idea of styles and how to mix and match.


This shit all seems intimidating when you're going in thinking you're fucked cause you don't know shit. But really once you learn even a little more and put things into practice you realize it's simple shit and often kinda lazy. Like my laziest days I tend to look my most femme. If only because a dress and some cute sandal wedges are the easiest damn things to throw over myself and know it looks good without worrying if shit matches.

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>>5884678
>165cm
You're perfect since I'm into girls that are shorter than me.
I'm 5'9 (180cm).

>>5886002
Well I am trying to get fit, I lost 30 lbs over the past year. But I'm still in a weird point where I plan on losing more, so I don't want to buy too much now, but also I'm only wearing oversized sweaters and leggings because my jeans are way too big now.
Hair I can do, and I always get compliments on it because I like trying out fun updos and braids from youtube. Makeup I'm still incompetent with but I'm trying to get there as well.
I'm gonna start small though and hopefully look cute by the time I move

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>>5885548
lanky and tall can still be qt sub types. It's really tall muscle girls that are pushed to be doms. But fit girls are hot as subs or doms regardless.

>>5884754
>>5884861

I'm 165cm as well, and I think there is a lot more desire to be shorter/taller with us because we're in the middle ground where we can't be small and cute, or tall and hot. It's hard to find a spot to fit in at this height.

Damn. Fucking Mormons are cray.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3497861/Beaten-carry-bags-rocks-18-hours-day-Lesbian-ex-Mormon-tells-shocking-physical-mental-abuse-doled-make-straight.html

>>5886195
these kind of horror stories are weird to me as an ex mormon

I mean I just quit at age 12 cause I hated waking up early on sundays. It was like weekend day care to me before that but after getting baptized and moved to the older kids classes shit just got boring and I bailed. No shocking ex mormon abuse for me being as gay as I am now.

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>>5886195
She sure is a qt tho. It's always those buttoned up religious types that get weird during sex.
>tfw no gf with internalized homophobia

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I am a dog

>>5886278
Dogs see red tho.

>>5886195
>dated qt lapsed Mormon girl for 6 months two years ago
>really really liked her
>pretty sure she liked me
>she went home for winter break
>came back and broke up with me because she was sure that our relationship was spiritually wrong
>hoped that I would find a nice man someday like she will
>completely avoided me rest of year and then transferred to college closer to home
>she's married and pregnant now

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So are you glad she's got the gay in her or was it always just so obvious no one cares anymore?

>>5886283
Oh shit.

how do I meet a mildly ghetto mildly trashy dominant girl who wants to date a shy nerdy geek?

>>5886294
Both actually.

>>5886365
>tfw no medical education
>tfw no surgeon gf to marry
>can't live a happy life without financial troubles

>>5886380
>>5886380
>not wanting a rough and down to earth kinda girl who cant speak pretty but loves to give you flowers she picked from a field that day and holds you tight in your run down studio every night

>>5886294
Man, this is how behind I am on celebrity news.
I thought she was with some chick named Alicia.

No money, no honey. Rich anons pls respond.

>>5886415
Let's talk business then.

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Hey don't forget to join the skype!

[email protected]

>>5886419
By business I hope you mean living arrangements and allowances. Being the sugar baby to a rich woman is a god-tier dream and should be the goal of every young girl.

>>5886422
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>>5886427
You're missing out on cute girls that want to hold hands near you!

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>>5886422
>tfw your English isn't good enough for group conversations

>>5886447
I bet everyone there is an ugly tranny or butch or fat. I have been here since the beginning of the board and the only people that cammed on TC were at least one of the mentioned above. The only qt was dotdotdot and I think my autism chased her out.

>>5886460
There was literally one resident autist in the TC and she scared everyone. Including the trannies and the hotties.

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>>5886501
The only hottie there was dot so (almost) nothing of value was lost.

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>>5886460
What's wrong with being butch?

>>5886426
If you have what I call desirable physical traits then yes.

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> talking to new guys in my course
> talk about qt girls and stuff, make it abundantly clear I'm super homo
> one dude asks for fb to chat about assessments and shit
> third message in and he basically asks me out
> mfw

>>5886787
Ugh I fucking hate that. Like how much clearer can you be without just wearing a sign?

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>yfw this is the average lesbian

>>5886883
What's her agenda? I mean is segregation the 21th century solution or something? I don't understand.

>>5886883
It's true though, gay men cry whenever they don't get the most attention.

>>5886888
No idea. I also have no idea what she means about lgbt spaces are "all" 95% gay white men. Should they not go to events anymore if there's a certain amount of gay white men?

>>5886891
[citation needed]

>>5886893
"Let's make separate spaces for cis white men and all the others." Then what? Happily ever after in utopia? I've never understood the SJW agenda.

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>>5886891
FUCKING PLEASE. At my college we say "glbt" instead of "lgbt" and lesbians flip their shit. You have no room to talk if you want to bring up a small minority of people and that's that woman's problem. Because she couldn't take the time to say "some" she's implied every single gay man is that way and you did too. Congratufuckinglations now never take a Sociology class ever because if you get a professor like mine you'll be kicked out day one.

>>5886787
Remember, lesbians don't exist for most people. Girls liking girls yes, but in the mind of men they also must crave the dick and be thirsty for it.

>>5886883
More like the average SJW/tumblrshit. Who the fuck uses cis/white/black/whateversexual besides these retards?

How do lesbians feel about the angry lesbian stereotype? Personally I think it makes you all unapproachable as fuck and I dread having to interact with any lesbian because of it least she try to ruin my life in some way. I feel the only safe way to approach a lesbian is with full swat gear and one of those claws old people use to grab things if I have to give one some paper at work.

>>5886883
>"average lesbian"
>doesn't know any lesbians outside of tumblr and twitter
>probably flips his shit when people generalize gay men like this

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>>5886939
I would love it if it worked like that. It makes stupid people leave me alone.

Alas, I look too nice and femme irl so I just get the "girly lesbians don't exist" stereotypes

>>5886939
Unfortunately most lesbians don't look like man-hating-bulldykes-trying-hard-to-look-like-men so you probably talked to some of us without even knowing they were lesbians. Frightening, right?

>>5886380
>tfw medical education
>tfw no surgeon gf to marry
>no romantic work hard play hard hospital life

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>>5886967
>Frightening, right?

Horrifying

>>5886893
I'm not agreeing with her but it does get kinda annoying when any event or meet up that isn't specifically lesbian is overwhelmingly gay men.

I mean there's just more of them for whatever reason so it's not shocking, but it's still a bit frustrating sometimes

>>5886905
>because if you get a professor like mine you'll be kicked out day one
Is this a meme? Pls let this be a meme.

>>5886974
Most sociology professors don't tolerate tumblr shit. My teacher would give you an F on a paper if you dared imply an entire group of people did something in your paper. You have to be very careful with your wording or she'd flunk you.

I'm bored. Let's talk about sexy teachers.

Who was your teacher crush, lesgen, and why was she so sexy?

>>5886997
Never had a teacher crush. The only teacher I really liked was my history one in high school, and mostly because she was fucking great. The whole class even gave her flowers at the end of the year.

>>5886997
Oh man... Ms Dark the history/geography teacher. She looked like a closet dyke and even the actual dyke teacher would openly flirt with her; in front of students no less. I used to imagine that she'd rebuke her in front of everyone to maintain her straight facade, then confront her in the art rooms and succumb to her lesbian urges.
I had a lot of pent up gay feelings at that point.

>>5886968
Hope you're in Europe because we'd be perfect couple.

>>5887098
>even the actual dyke teacher would openly flirt with her

Story time?

>>5887125
I want to hear more about the actual dyke teacher.

>tfw no out lesbian teachers ever, just two extremely flamboyant gay men who taught english and choir

>>5886997
Chemistry teacher in high school.

I used to doodle pencil portraits of her on the table and she would always praise them then "scold me" in probably the least convincing manner for drawing on the tables.

Think me plus every guy in our class had a thing for her, it was certainly one of the classes we had least absence in.


She was straight as shit though (Married) and I was in a long distance relationship, there was only a 6-7 year difference between us though.

>>5884127
Dated a black girl for a little over a year. She was 43 and a cop, I was 26. She lived with her mother and son (he was actually in college so wasn't there all the time). I was like part of the family.

>>5886997
PE teacher was this tall, thin woman with lovely short black hair. She was very assertive, but also really nice and understanding and easy to talk to.

She ended up being fired for reasons that were very weird and unclear, but it was pretty obvious to some of us that she had gotten too close to a female student or two.

I ended up pretty resentful that it wasn't me she went for. Oh well.

>>5886997
College professor. Psychology. Mid 30's, blond, fit.

I have pretty bad eyesight so I'd sit front-center row, right in front of her desk. She'd start lecturing, walk in front of her desk, sit on the desk and let her legs part slightly, right in front of me. My eyesight wasn't so bad that I didn't see more than I should have.

I was in a relationship at the time so didn't pursue anything. Plus that whole student/teacher thing.

this thread is deader than my sex drive after I turned 30

>>5887202
My first teacher crush was a young Italian history teacher in middle school. I definitely wasn't alone in that teacher crush, she was hot and related well to students and everyone really liked her.

In HS, I had a study hall teacher who was a really attractive blonde. And this one assistant teacher who was only 25 who I didn't really notice until she wore a tight pencil skirt and top this one time that was straight out of a "sexy teacher" Halloween costume. Pretty much past the point of no return after that.

>>5887254
Eh? Most of the time a woman's sex drive rages in her 30's. Or so I hear.

It scares me, the thought that my mind could get more sex addled than it is.

Also, most lesgenners are normie Americans (reee...) and probably busy at 9am. Or if they're NEETs, they'll be sleeping in until 4pm.

>>5887265
I can only speak for myself. I was at my most hopelessly horniest in my early teens. Legit made bad decisions based on libido and didn't give half a fuck. Just wanted to get off, all the time, and any willing chick's face or fingers would do.

Now I don't want it most of the time, and the rest of the time I don't even miss it.

I could see myself letting a qt younger woman have her way with me if I could also do something else simultaneously, but I'd have to be convinced.

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>>5887276
Daaamn. So if I post photos like this, it does nothing for you?
I don't know if that would be a relief to me or if it would feel awful.

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>Accidentally got off at the wrong airport due to being a retard
>They somehow think I'm way younger than I am, and treat me like a lost kid
>I'm now getting free soda and food

Gf told me she wanted to eat me out!! She's a top and idk how to breach talking about sex + kinky stuff with her cause I'm fuckin shy-hides-when-blushing type and I hate it, advice?

>>5887300
I'm not made of stone, I just don't get worked up and enthusiastic much at all anymore.

The effort naturally seems to outweigh the payoff to me nowadays, and the right mood doesn't strike very often on its own.

It's largely a relief, to me. I have a lot more time and energy to work on self improvement, and because I'm not trying to impress anyone else, it's healthy self improvement, and at my own pace, and by my own standards.

Pretty liberating, actually.

>>5887276
>tfw I had absolutely no sex drive until I was 23 and now need to get off at least every 2 days
The worst is when I'm still not satisfied and still need to do it the day after. And of course, I'm single.

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>>5886997

Miss Cupid
English teacher, when I was age 13/14
She was tall and slim and beautiful. Clever, and witty, and had the cutest smile I'd ever seen.
Everyone in my (all girl) class loved her, becuase her lessons were fun as fuck, but I had a through-going crush on her for a good couple of years.

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>mfw ignoring a qt saying "bon appétit" to me at lunch since I was busy laughing and talking about boobs with my best friend
Glad to see I still have my priorities.

>>5887350
That's nothing. I often have to get myself off twice in a row in order to even begin to quell the horniness.

I think my record is 5x in one day.

>>5887392
I did it 4 times in a row wednesday to feel a little satisfied. I hate when I'm like this.