/mtfg/ transgirl general - when the dysphoria hits edition

http://strawpoll.me/7101834

First for faggotlyfe

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>tfw u really need to get laid

post faye getting a handy from the portland tranny crew

>>5879819
i have a loaded pistol in my pocket right now. 45ACP

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>>5879828

>>5879831
Imnon a roof

>>5879831
>45ACP
>not the tranny calibre 45AGP

>>5879827
Hey, I am the one that needs it the most here, I am a virgin. You all don't need me to be the transgender eliot rodgers

>>5879827
i love you

>>5879840
good joke

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Kayla lie list of the day :
>gender roles determine passing
>her grandmas birthday
>sudden change from studying law back to physics (after previously swapping from physics to law after her physics book turned out to be high school level)

>>5879844
who don't you love, loveslut?

>>5879840
sensible_chuckle.gif

skyped with my gf again tonight, she is sensitive about her voice, so when we cam, usually she doesn't use her mic and types. but tonight we talked a load. idk why she doesn't like her voice, her mannerisms and phrases and everything are super girly and when she gets excited it goes full girl. she just needs confidence and practice. i love her

>>5879841
Kayla just go out and fuck someone. It's awesome. Like cg or tinder or even grinder ffs. You hold do it.

>>5879844
i love you
please dont give up beepy poo

>>5879851
=]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

>>5879827
iktf

>>5879827
help me help you

>>5879832
K Y Ü T
A
W
A
I
I

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>>5879827

I've had a weird butterfly in stomach feeling a few days ago and its making me desire cock so bad. Pretty sure its the fucking Spiro, will going off it for a few days make it go away?

>>5879827
then go and get laid ?

>>5879841
you mean just 'eliot rodgers', that boy too pretty and estro exposed in utero, boy shoulda just transitioned. his pussy need bitterness was just projecting his internal feelings

>>5879854
haven't seen that video in so long, old but gold

>>5879848
It is my dead grandma's birth day and my mom left by herself to Forest Lawn.
Also I was never studying law, I said I wanted to change my major, and you still need physics to get general education finished.

>>5879852
I am too ugly for someone to let suck their cock and to fuck my ass.

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>tfw flight was okay
>tfw didn't die

hi girls, how're you?

>>5879875
told ya

>>5879866
I too think he was closet trans as fuck and needed help. But I am glad he didn't transition because one more passer like that would have made me snap.

>>5879873
Sis you can be a cis 60 yr old guy who crossdresses, is bald, and has the saggiest beergut ever and EASILY find someone online who wants to fuck you.

>>5879821
impossible choices senpai

>>5879873
Not truw you're getting cute. Tips and nice legs. You could find someone. Stop making excuses and do it

>>5879875
I'm so happy to hear it. LilMac I got Skype now mirinch4n

>>5879873
>my mom left by herself to Forest Lawn.
explain >>5878573
>Also I was never studying law
then why did you say you did when lily called you out on your fake "physics major" books and you started talking about becoming a trans right activist by studying law ?
>you still need physics to get general education finished.
so you aren't doing you BA but rather finish highschool all of sudden ?

>>5879880
snap? and then what, shoot a load of pretty girls after complaining for years about how awful your life is and not recognizing any of your own blatant privilege? how apt :^)

>>5879884
no one would be worth fucking if they want me
I want a hot guy, not a fat ass who shops at Kohl's

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>>5879844
o.o;
I love you too beepy

>>5879858
A-are you a boy or a girl?

>>5879861
Why would you want to go off Spiro just to make cravings for dick go away? Embrace it!

>>5879863
I don't do hookups and I don't currently have someone I can phone up for a quick shag.

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>>5879884
hi darlin

>>5879892
groucho marx pls leave

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>>5879849
im sure theres someone in this thread that i dont entirely love but everyone else im coming for you
>>5879853
i am FILLED WITH DETERMINATION

>>5879898
Yiikes

>>5879898
talk to me more on skype before i shoot myself ok? ily

>>5879888
>explain
You didn't read the post I made responding did you? Mom used to make me and my brother go to the grave every year to pay respects but this time she went alone and I decided to go to the college counselor.

>>5879889
>shoot a load of pretty girls after complaining for years about how awful your life is
wow he was trans, I didn't see it like that, he was completely jealous, not angry they wouldn't fuck him, he wanted to be them.

>>5879886
>Stop making excuses and do it
but I don't want a disease and I am not full time, what guy would make love to me if I wasn't full time?

>>5879896
>that person has gotten more dick than kayla

>>5879895
i'll be whatever you want

>>5879895
phone me bb :^)

>>5879908
to be fair that person is like 80 so probably had more dick than anyone by this point

>>5879908
theyve gotten more dick than me : c
>>5879906
dont you dare do that. message me.

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>>5879888
FUCKING KEK
Kayla you crazy bitch

>>5879884
>and EASILY find someone online who wants to fuck you.
but what if I just want to vigorously cuddle someone

>>5879907
still doesn't explain >>5879888
>>Also I was never studying law
>then why did you say you did when lily called you out on your fake "physics major" books and you started talking about becoming a trans right activist by studying law ?
>>you still need physics to get general education finished.
>so you aren't doing you BA but rather finish highschool all of sudden ?

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>>5879895
>Why would you want to go off Spiro just to make cravings for dick go away?

But i don't want to be a slut..

hey whats going on

>>5879907
A guy who likes girls and transgirls if you present female or a guy who likes guys if you present male. Use precautions. Kayla it's OK I give you my blessing to go out and get cock

>>5879919
If you actually wanted to make the sex drive go away you would want to switch to cypro and drop estrogen.

I'm gonna leave this is shaping up to be a fun thread and I don't want to shit all over it goodnight

>>5879918
I am finishing a transfer degree from a community college, I never said i was in a BA program yet. I am doing it this way because its free and takes 2 years out of university.

>>5879937
then what about all the "I'm studying law now to become a trans activist" talk ?

>>5879915
Yeah but you're cool so it'll happen.

>>5879917
I'm sure you could but a lot of the time they're gonna have ulterior motives. Thats not much different than irl tho 2BH.

>>5879914
Also more in the past 6 mos than your life I'm sure.

>>5879895
I thought you should know that I fucked up

I love how I posted in the last thread and my hun presence destroyed the thread.

Repost.


Hello /cd/ I have really come to consider self castration with grain alcohol 100 proof vodka I can't get an orchie without talking to some therapist for hours and having them siphon my money from each session money that could go to srs, ffs, and a boob job. The only thing that makes me hesitate is the risks it can destroy the scrote which is actually some what pleasurable to play with, it can destroy sex life which is not a huge deal since I have terrible genital dysphoria and most sexual acts make me cry anyways plus I have a butt. It could fuck up my srs results and last of all it could kill me not a huge deal but yeah.

I suck at injecting myself my ex chaser had to inject my butt when I was on injections cause it scared me to much to push a needle into me. This is most probably going to be painful thing is I figure if I get drunk or high I can do this and thankfully avoid swallowing antiandrogens my whole life.

Has anyone performed this procedure on themselves here?
The only thing the net offers is this a bunch of beta cis males talking about how they did this to kill their beta urges Lol.

http://tribes.tribe.net/eunuchs/thread/009106df-2519-4b44-91bc-3cc01dd1c9a7

>>5879939
Its what I want to do. So I am changing my major and still need at least 5 major classes and I can transfer. Also with a transfer its guaranteed I get a place in a University.

>>5879928
>switch to cypro

Spiro is covered under my insurance and im not going to use cash to buy cypro.

>>5879907
finally you see the truth

#psychobitch #kittyhasclaws #drivingmypickupinpinkhighheels #misscock #8inchesoftotalfemininity #eliotrodgerswasright

>>5879908
As have I :3

45 dicks since 14.

>>5879913
Don't take this the wrong way, but I really don't think I would know what to do with a vagina ;~;

>>5879911
That doesn't seem fair, or right ;_;

>>5879919
Having a sexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. You don't have to be a slut even if you really really crave dick. I mean, I'm constantly thinking about dick right now but I'm not jumping on every dick I can ;~;

>>5879941
Shit, I'll be home in 30 ;_;

and how is miss cock today? ;0

>>5879921
the usual

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>>5879944
then why do you own a highschool level textbook, claimed to do homework for your major with it and suddenly changed from physics to law and now back to physics ?

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>>5879946
My heels are black, my flats are pink.

>8inchesoftotalfemininity
>mfw

>>5879896
Me on 4 years tbhon.

>>5879921
beepy is breaking my heart ┬_┬ shes a big meanie
thats whats going on.

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>>5879827
ive been having sex with a cute Chinese boy every morning for the past week and it does nothing to make me feel less dead inside.

>>5879952
yikes that bad huh

>>5879963
who
this sounds like something i dont want to be in the middle of

>>5879964
that's not a chinese boy, that's a cat
rookie mistake

>>5879950
Message me when you get there. I should still be conscious

>>5879955
Jesus how fucking thick are you? This whole time I am doing general education for my transfer requirement, thus I needed the physics course and the lab that goes with it. Why would I pay to do the same class at a University when I can get the same class and unit credits for free?

>>5879970
Shit dropped trip

>>5879895
Lol elenna I'm glad my are you a boy or girl meme is catching on.

How are u sweetness?

>>5879964
maybe it does nothing to make you feel less dead because his dick is so small its never really inside you? Chinese guys have such small penis, like seriously, at least the gay ones did, those were the only ones that would touch me when I lived there.

anyone try jelqing to reach miss cock levels? i only want to be like my idol

>>5879950
>That doesn't seem fair, or right ;_;
that's what the driver's licensing office said when i wanted to put my gender down as "confusing" ;__;

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>>5879950
it's cool I am stone anyway
just lay back and enjoy it

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>>5879950
>Having a sexuality is nothing to be ashamed of. You don't have to be a slut even if you really really crave dick. I mean, I'm constantly thinking about dick right now but I'm not jumping on every dick I can ;~;

Ok

but still...

im going to go hysterical if i keep thinking about being a submissive cumslut.

>>5879896
elder hon

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>>5879940
>me
>cool
you know it chumpette
>>5879963
WHAT

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>>5879972
curious how your story changed from
>"I'm going to university to study physics"
to
>"I'm going to university to become a trans activist and study law"
to
>"I'm studying physics"
to
>"I am not at university, I merely finish highschool now"
over the course of a week

>>5879987
The original pic made me all wobbly and I'm sitting down.

>>5879988
Omg... Dildoes ppl, dildoes.

Successful women have dildoes

Dad says to grow out beard to get waxed god why couldn't I live in britbong land do electrolysis could be free I really hate that I'm stuck with this dude beard

>>5880009
Don't. You'll bleed and bruise.

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>>5879972
>Studying

>>5879987
>ywn see Lilys boobies.

>>5880009
things that are free in britbong land:
> hrt
> voice coaching
> a basic vag
things that are not free in britbong land:
> electrolysis
> laser
> breast augmentation
> facial feminization

>>5880009
waxing your face is the worst. i've done upperlip once, just awful. if it was like those coarse guy hairs i feel like you would injure youreslf

>>5880023

Where is Oryx to answer this stuff when you need her?

>>5880016
Don't which one electro, britbong land or wax, I need the facial hair gone it's driving me insane.

>>5880020
Kek. This is one of my ex friends life summed up perfectly Lol.

>>5880028
Don't wax a beard

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>>5880004

>>5879949
get on skype

>>5880004
n-nothing ・・;

>>5880027
I though oryx was getting her free Lol?

>>5880023
>hrt
Please God I need this.
>voice coaching
Fuck yes it cost like huge amounts.
>srs
Please please please I don't care if it's a shitty vagina want the dick gone..

>>5880034
There is nothing else to do I want to win against facial hair I shave day later hello man beard I have a man face i don't need this facial hair ugh.

>>5880042
Whhhy?

>>5880034
I made that mistake, most horrible week of my life

>>5879949
Holy shit.
You counted?

>>5879861
You could be just hungry

>>5879943
Please respond?

>>5879620 #
>not wanting to look good
Ok hon

>>5879628 #
You just don't understand

>>5880050
Maybe get an epilator for your face?
Similar results to waxing but you (probably) won't rip your face off.

>>5880053
Off course I need to know so I can create a report on how 90 percent of males are chaser fags.

>>5880006
that's how it all begins

>>5880050
i forgot the bit about how to get those things free, you have to RLE without any of it for at least a year in advance and wait longer for the srs.

>>5880050
>There is nothing else to do
...than shave every day until you get laser/electro

do not pluck or wax a full beard, that's just going to destroy your skin and might leave permanent scars.

>>5880050
its mistress

i just refound my skype password

>>5880050
So you want some free hrt?

>>5880055
we're not going to tell you how to bleed out in your bathtub
>>5880040
quality memeing there kid
>>5880044
what do you want anon? how can i help you?

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Memes aside, which candidate do you actually agree with?

http://www.isidewith.com/

I don't like Hilary Clinton as a person, but this is what I got. If I were a US resident, I would've voted for Bernie Sanders.

>>5880072
>tfw lily thinks imma gross hun now.

>>5880068
I wish I had money for that torture device I've heard never to use on face that it is something resevered for the 9th level of hell.

If I kill my balls will facial hair stop?>>5880065
O

>>5880085
who are you even lmao ?

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>>5880040
>ywn will never be as G as Kayla

why live?

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>>5880050
Your hair is dark, yes?
Find a high end foil razor with this style head. I love my Braun. They don't destroy your skin
(I shave with aveeno lotion as a lube after a shower or a creamy facewash during a shower)

Spend like $100 on different dermablend products
?????
Profit

>you gotta want it, nigga

>>5879896
that's just mean. I like how you all expect love when your a bitch. Maybe I dunno - its your shitty personality?

>>5880085
There are some pretty cheap ones that work and some that are made specifically for faces. I've heard of guys epilating their beards before but IDK if there are any for-guys models. Can't hurt to look.

I use one on my face that you're not really 'sposed to and it works fine, but I do have thin/sparse facial hair.

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>>5879860
>>5879857
ty :)

>>5879750
yeah probably

I'd say any amount that you get high enough it approaches an acid like feel, but I'm not sure if you can do that without wax

idk I'm not really smart

>>5880074
I already rle at 2 months I'm not bothered by this evil policy if it means I can get shit for free.

>>5880075
I wish it where that simple.

>>5880083
Injecting balls with alcohol equal bleed out the fuck? The needle is the size of a pin prick.

>>5880076
Okay can't now rents are up and you give me too lewd thoughts you'll have to punish my slut ass later.

>>5880079
Yes please I will do anything. I swear to God. I will pay back too either in sex or money your choice?

>>5880084
Hillary is a lying bitch but if it's down to her and trump who has no political experience I'm going to go with the woman that left a surplus in the office.

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>>5880083
I want this
<
I want someone to feel this way about me
I have felt this way about people in the past but seeing you write it like that hit me right in the feels and ive been miserable for hours because of it

>>5880106
>rle at 2 months
ya iktf i went 'rle' 3 months before hrt

>>5880106
sure thing ;) ive been really busy sorry and i didnt get to log in until a while after the last time i replied to you

>>5880084
I got sanders

>>5879987
I can't tell if cis or androgynous

>>5880107
post butt? i'm sure there's someone that will feel that way about you

>>5880087
..holic ;_;

>>5880101
I guess I'll look into it Amazon's been a shit for this stuff.

>>5880096
Yeah it's dark and black like my soul.
I used and electric razor those are terrible install five o'clock shadow what is derma blend BTW? I do want it senpai it's just I have the genes of a caveman.

>>5880094
I would wrek his boipucci with my strap on OMG such a cutie aspie trump cute boy not Kayla Lol.

>>5880118
don't be lewd Pan. I want someone to value me for all of the qualities that make me who I am, not just my body.

>>5879919
Yes you do desu

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>>5879988
>im going to go hysterical if i keep thinking about being a submissive cumslut.
I K T F
Dunno what to do, but going off HRT probably isn't it

>>5880118
Posting butte got me banned I love sharing butt since it's the only feature I like about me now. Sadness.

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>>5880084
damn

>>5880107
>love her existence
I'm so glad i have a boyfriend that loves me like that

>>5880123
Idk your shade mahnigga
http://www.ulta.com/ulta/browse/productDetail.jsp?productId=xlsImpprod11381017

You probably have to invest in a couple and see which works best or mix n match.

>>5880107
i agree you should definitely post butt. :D
you can romantically chase me, being there for scraps i throw out until the day comes i realize youre all i ever needed. we can make it, anon. we can have a beautiful life together someday.

>>5880134
stop triggering me

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Anyone here looking to hookup and is clean, live near Boston, Seattle or San Diego? By your standards not mine, I'm a good looking man but really I'm pre-everything trans. I can "work like a man for now" but once I start hrt and my raging libido dies, I'm done with that. Old pic from earlier thread.

>>5880129
You shouldn't have cut yours off then. You could play with a cock all day long.

>>5879988
Ya know I was on the fence about starting HRT but this makes me really want to

>>5880135
>>5880123
http://www.ulta.com/ulta/browse/productDetail.jsp?productId=xlsImpprod540044
And the cover cream.
Idk how bad your situation is

>>5880140
I can be in san deigo whenever, you want to dick me down?

>>5880127
okayyy that's fair, post hawt qualities that make you who you are then ;P

>>5880136
>chasing beepy knowing another woman has her heart
you're cute but I don't want to do that, it's more that you reminded me of how I am worthless, and you aren't. nobody likes me, but they like you.

>>5880145
>>5880136
Id post a picture but I'm so wolfmanish and ugly rn I'd break the internet. But thanks for the links beepy i will take a look.

>>5880158
you can't expect others to love you, if you don't love yourself first.

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>>5880123
He's mine! You stay away! Hiisssssssssssssssssssssssssss

>>5880140
Wait w h a t?

>>5879886
Hi Mirin! I added you like 2 minutes ago!

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>>5880140
>>5880152
You just got your wish served up on a silver platter.

>>5880079
Please respond...

>>5880109
Yeah I was legit delusional and thought I could pass at 3 months with my awful features Lol good luck.

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>>5880143
But I felt gross after playing with my tinkler ;~;

I'm killing myself on April the 1st because my life is a joke but also no family members have birthdays

>>5880177
they seem too cute to be into me

>>5880172
Imma hon Lol no one wants none of that he'd probably peeper spray me and beat me to death.

>>5880184
did you think the same you did back then compared to now?

>>5880184
your made yourself a permanent bottom
creepy

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I hate laundry!!!!!

>>5880181
>DRUNKPIRATEHOOKER
i'm 15 months now, living stealth, srs in 3 months. it worked out fine for me :P

Ask a drunk hon anything!!!

>>5880185
Don't do this I'm the most hypocritical person here after failing to off myself but please don't sheen I will cry forever if you do your such a nice person.

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>>5880194
What do you mean?

>>5880196
I was already a bottom senpai

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>>5880201
>living stealth, srs in 3 months
I will never know this feel
fuck I should die

>>5880152
Going to need face/body pics. This goes for anyone who's interested, non creeper here. Don't need slutty pics. I've only been with a couple girls and was in a long term relationship with my high school sweetheart forever.

>>5880201
Are you trying to trigger me wow thanks for rubbing that in my face I guess.

>>5880203
Your not a hun stop insulting my people like that.

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>>5880209
I don't pass so here, this is all I got to work with but I would love you long time.

>>5880213
you have no one to blame but yourself

>>5880184
>that feel

it's horrible it's the only way my gross hon ass can get off.

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>>5880084
>not being a berniebro

I haven't posted here in a year. What's changed?

>>5880220
Hmm I don't elaborate fucktard?

>>5880198
Such a lazy butt, it's easy!!

>>5880213
>Are you trying to trigger me
trying to tell you, that it gets better. stick it out for another year. you never know where you'll end up.

>>5880225
kayla is actually on hormones now

>>5880185
Don't. If you wait, everything will get better

>>5880187
What do you look like? I'll never know unless you post.

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>>5880229
You're mean

>>5880235
I did >>5880214

>>5880158
ive learned to give everyone my heart. i think everyone has worth and can be loved. im liked a little in this little community here but my views of how i think the world is/should be doesnt translate well into real life where im mostly alone. im pretty shite irl.
>>5880161
i think you messed up
>>5880225
it got worse

>>5880214
kayla you deserve better than here get out

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>>5880231
No it's not!

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>>5880213
I am one tho....

>>5880232
That would be great if I could ever get on hrt change my bone structure voice and have the money for srs. I'm not hating it's awesome life worked out for u but it's naive to say a 26 being man like me will ever be beautiful.

>>5880172
Yep..

>>5880233
Did she have any breaks? Has she moved out yet?

>>5880239
How so?

>>5880241
What?? Do I need to do everyone's laundry?!

>>5880247
with an attitude like that I see no hope in you

>>5880239
;_; you haven't been given a chance irl

>>5880239
idk
youre 4 years older than me and dont have a single line on your skin
and you pass
i wanna talk tonyou more but it usually makes me depressed enough to have to fight with myself over pulling the trigger

>>5880240
where would I go?

>>5880133
Nothing wrong with that.

>>5880224
>siding with jews

>>5880250
pls do my laundry

>>5880239
Probably sorry :/

>>5880245
Nope nope nope we have been over this.

>>5880236
I'm really not but you said it's my fault I'd like to know what you meant by that?

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>tfw banned during mtfg meetup 2016

>>5880261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV1FrqwZyKw

>>5880249
Nope, nope

>>5880263
What happened?

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>>5880263
You're back!!
>>5880260
Ugh fine, stop being a lazy girl

>>5880258
i don't know but everyone here is just biased against you its not fair

ily kayla

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>>5880259
There is literally nothing wrong with being a jew

>>5880106
It's me, angie/warren.
I'm going to give you my hrt on my day off. I'm detransing and start T on Friday

>>5880264
To lazy to click your click bait sorry.

>>5880253
I mean since when is honesty a bad thing Lol have you seen me I'm always going to be a hun I take care of my family and the government rapes my paycheck over a shitty art school and medical bills. I can't even get a loan like Angie did to fix my face and shitty genitals.

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>>5880248
Yep what!? WHAT!?

>>5880263
>implying you were invited
> not implying I was invited
>not that I was
>ywn party with /mtfg/

s a d

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>>5880268
I posted a lewd thing about craving cuddles.

>>5880269
I am but just for a short bit. Seeing if I was still bant. I shall return to funpost later!

>>5880266
That sucks. Gotta move out bitch.

>>5880264
if another tranny mentions this song I will go ballistic
I feel the urge to drown my ears out with blood now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYxd8WxQIsU

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>>5880271
Other than the fact THEY ARE LITTERALY REPTILES!

>>5880275
>competing with Angie

thats a new low

>>5880207
nobody is going to stop you, just saying
>>5880114
>cis or andro
that's like saying "female or goth"
I am confused
>>5880123
ahhh how are you doing ? :)

>>5880289
>tfw parents offered
>tfw government offers

eh

>>5880084
Took me a while to complete

Bernie Sanders 83%
on economic, environmental, social, healthcare, education and electoral issues.

Shillary 69%
on issues she flagrantly lies about.

Donald Trump 57%
on immigration, science and criminal issues.

>>5880269
thx :)

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>>5880214

>>5880274
Nope.

First of all we had a friendship of sorts
Second of all you shouldn't do this.
Third of all I know someone who deserves this more than me and I live waaaay to far away away for that to work. I will not take advantage of you like this Angie

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>>5880264
I really like this song

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>>5880279
Get online on Steam too so I can annoy you!

>>5880300
I'd really like to smack you around, to be honest.

>>5880292
me no understand

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>>5880287
Humans pls go, this is our planet

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Ok here is another pic to prove that I'm real and serious. Warning I look like a blue weirdo. I live near Boston now but I might travel to Seattle/San Diego to see my trans friends and figure out my life.

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>>5880249
idk but external feedback tells me im a lesser human being where i live. :p but im sure a lot of thats fueled by my own problems with myself.
>>5880254
probably. i had a reaally bad childhood t b h. my mom was telling me today how much she went through with my dad.
>>5880255
seriously i work out really hard to the point of exhaustion. and i drink A LOT of water. almost no sweets. ignore those zeros i think my app restarted bc of the new year. thats probably half my total miles ive gone on my bicycle. but my skin isnt perfect. i really only select the nice photos to upload here.

>>5880288
I am pretty horrible and o was originally really interested in wiz at first tho I flirted with everyone I was way too affected by the lewd disease.

>>5880289
I'm dying, tried to suicide can't afford hrt and working myself to death so I dunno shitty I guess.father has ptsd and can't work so the burden of income falls on my manly shoulders. I wish my life could vet better but it gets shitty by the minute Lol.

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>>5880308
I'd really like it if you would.

>>5880185
cant wait to talk to you on april 2nd sheen

>>5880316
You have softer features than me take hrt please.

>>5880288
Sir, fuck off
You're acting like I'm kayla or POTC

>>5880298
I can drive to your place. It's no big deal to me.

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>>5880321
>biggest ride
>;3333333

ITT: your biggest "ride", you naughty girls
> 6 i n c h e s

>>5880316
when do you start hrt?

>>5880321
Nice mileage, I'm barely at a few hundred cause went into transition and wanted to lose all muscle tone. What kind of bike do you have?

Also that's just where you live you're definitely not a lesser human being

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How do you deal with having a passing voice but manly hiccups, sneezes, coughs, and farts? I feel like I can't just relax and be human with someone without them eventually finding out I'm not cis by coughing like a lumberjack.

hello

http://strawpoll.me/7102460

>>5880336
I have no idea who anyone is

>>5880331
I'm going to an informed consent clinic this friday. I'm still afraid what I'm doing might be wrong but at the same time I can't wait any longer. I'm sure you look fine HRT + FFS can do wonders.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFFVLdM3TKo

http://strawpoll.me/7102480

>>5880358
Then you haven't seen me yet.
Hrt and ffs made me a lot more manly

>>5880364
Fuck you

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>>5880361
>you will never convert a strong /pol/ bully into your loyal man lover

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>>5880261
I am one thooo. Like my jaw is fucking masc AF.
"Pleb is a hon"- friend in pic

http://strawpoll.me/7102515

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>struck by the inexplicable desire to smoke a cig
Feels weird, its been a long time

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>>5880361
Are we /yaoitime/ now? Who's seen Love Stage?? 1st for Izumi's a passing privileged little b i t c h

>>5880374
>ywn get bullied and shoved into a bathroom stall by the boys in the grade higher up

>>5880366
Post a pic I'm not a jerk, you must be exaggerating.

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>>5880346
Hi

>>5880330
I hope not

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>>5880339
I ride a vilano shadow I bought off amazon. It's a good starter road bike and it pretty lightweight.I love it. BIKE LIFE KARI! BIKE LIIIFE.

>>5880407
pretty good model

>>5880406
Sheen you better not I need as many shopping friends as possible okay

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>>5880390
>tfw you haven't smoked in years but get the inexplicable urge to chain smoke every time you take mdma

i fucking HATE this dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UoJ-34Ssa0
just listen to his joke girl voice

>>5880338
two days but I don't know how long until it takes effect. I haven't told my parents yet, only a couple close friends.

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ugh why is gayshit so good ;_;

>>5880417
probably repressed trans
your voice is better

>>5880416
Ive rolled tea cigs to smoke while i roll, the feeling of wanting to smoke a cig while smoking a cig is surreal
And mda>mdma

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>>5880417

>>5880396
It's only yaoitime because we haven't started sneaking e into /pol/s food yet.

spoiler alert, you don't need to. /pol/ is being a good girl and is taking it herself ^▽°

>>5880345
lots and lots of practice and control when those things happen, and you shouldn't be farting in public anyway gosh

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>>5880407
Nice, I managed to find this for half off retail back at the end of 2013. Really been happy with it and it's been serving me well. I don't bike enough but trying to get back in the habit.

>>5880431
I have very mixed feelings about MDA, I love how strong and fucked up the roll is, but I never feel like I can move, or dance, or really hold a conversation on it. I've also had a kind of frightening overdose experience on it.
Idk, sticking to MDMA from now on, it agrees with my body better.

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>>5880421
oh okay! post progress ye? usually a picture a month works

>>5880423
boy love is purest love desu

>>5880437
I like you anon

>>5880346
OMG you're still here? Why haven't you moved on with your life?

>>5880345
coughing is easy, its sneezing and laughing I can't get

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>>5880417
so jealous i can barely type straight

>>5880440
holy crap if I get on hrt do I have to be conciously aware of these for forever?.. ((new phobia manifesting))

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>>5880440
How does a fart pass or not pass? There's no such thing as a female fart.

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>>5880345
>manly farts

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>>5880448
I don't know about purest but something's wonderful about it

>>5880447
So bad for you though
Ive heard some of the RC analogues are non neurotoxic

>>5880455
just like your voice, with enough time and practice these things will be involuntary too

>>5880396
Love stage yes the best part ever when izumi orders yoai and then all of ryomas DVDs and merch Loland the Butler is like wtf Lol. Fellow fujoshit here enjoying the fuck out of seraph of the end.

>>5880358
Congrats some one post my suicide pic to stop this hugboxing Lol.

>>5880336
Nope you are not throwing your life away on my watch.

>>5880345
>passing voice

Lol I don't.

>>5880361
God yes I wanna be lgbt tan sooo bad.

>>5880379
Naw chick we've been over this I am top hon.

>>5880444
whooooa very pretty. congrats on the find. once i get tired with my roads i just try to beat old records. its kept me busy for a couple years, but i have a looot hills around me.

>>5880460
Girl love purest love

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>>5880460
>p u r e s t

>>5880452
>tfw legit sound like pika Chu when I sneeze it drive my Co worker crazy and they tease me about it constantly.

>>5880469
Yeah I'm really happy cause my town has been adding a bike loop that covers the entire city, on top of that there's lots of mountains and dessert trails to go riding on. I just need to get back into the habit now honestly.

News everyone:
I finally decided I DO want a vagina as my penis is a glorified feeldoe I completely detatch from mentally during sex.

I has a question, though:
How would one go about applying for new jobs and seeing if jobs offered have insurance that covers srs? Mine does now but I'd be dead if I stayed here another summer

>>5880464
But MDA is more toxic than MDMA. ;~;
I've dabbled in a few of the RC analogues, and gotten hooked on one of them. Of all the MDMA-like drugs, the one that has the best safety profile really is MDMA. With the amount that I do it these days, I'm not too worried.

>>5880297
Blue"man" here, who ever posted this is a dickhead.

>>5880417
Goddamn it fucking cis male trolls.

>>5880473
but you're a boy

>>5880466
I don't even know what hugboxing is.

>>5880481
nice! im either going around the roads near my house or i bike around university of delaware campus. you can do it! we can share rides and stuff.
>ywn ride bikes with kari
bad feel

>>5880473
Are you Red, or is that someone else?

>>5880399
how're u

> Pass in total boymode despite being flat.
> Haven't worked on voice.

Welp.

>>5880345
hiccups are genderless. farts are gross and manly. you got me at sneezes and coughs though, the fear is real.

>>5880501
Nice not bad and good to stick to safer areas, I even feel unsafe on the loop after certain hours.
I totally want to ride sometime if we ever get a chance!

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>>5880489
> blue"man" here
Wow, i'd never thought we'd have a celebrity on here!

>>5880496
Basically saying no your okay when you look like me a late term abortion thing.

>>5880506
Not so good. I've been lying in bed sick all day

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>>5880475
>>5880473
Girl love is purest

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>>5880492
>tfw going to meet Edie and a bunch of cis tier fem girls in boy mode

>>5880338
> Tfw more well endowed than most men.

I had a girthy 8 incher+. On HRT it degraded to 6", tops and no longer has much girth.

Such is life.

>>5880529
Transbian love is the purest family

>>5880528
oh no! drink lotsa fluids

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>>5880534
>tfw no transbian gf

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Post ur soundclouds mtfg

Off to another Mani-Pedi, Any color suggestions? idk I've gone through most of the ones I really wanted. Gonna do french tip though this time she said!

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>>5880540
Have a nice time Kari, thanks for listening to me earlier!

>>5880533
I know that feel 7inches here at least I get a deep vagina.

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>>5880540
Black best color

>>5880538
here u go https://soundcloud.com/minevaband

>>5880345
>farts

Before you fart, position your butt in a way that the asscheeks won't touch. Farts only happen because of asscheek vibration when gas comes out.

>sneezes

crap this is fucking hard but i try my best NOT to sneeze so i do a "breathing motion", aka: pushing air in my mouth and exhaling it. And that usually stops me from sneezing.

>cough

Cough with your vocals literally pointed upwards so it doesn't sound deep

>hiccups

IDK

>>5880538
Where did you get that picture of me?

>>5880530
>very few pics

This was a more disappointing meetup than i thought.

>>5880521
lol haha

>>5880322
:(
sorry to hear that

>>5880552
Memes.com

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>>5880537
> tfw iktf

>>5879861
I had that too. It didn't go away for the entire night and it was impossible to sleep because of it.

Haven't felt it since. I don't know how to trigger it, but I want to get rid of my stupid old male sex drive. I mean, I get contractions and masturbating feels super nice and all that, but I can't get that sort of arousal back again. Felt like a need to be filled, or something along those lines.

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>>5880537
>tfw ywn be enough of a transbian to be in transbians with someone and satisfy them
;~;

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> tfw you have a sore throut and it makes your voice pass better
I mean its still a dudes voice, but its a lot better than before. I'm just going to enjoy these next two days with my cool girly voice

>tfw head too big in proportion to body to ever pass

>>5880484
One summer is definitely worth not having to pay 20k+ out of pocket.

Think of it as getting paid 31+$ an hour on top of what you already make

>>5880567
you could totally be a great transbian. the best thing about transbian relationships is your partner is trans too and gets it. then you can help each other be better girls and it feels so good to be able to grow with somebody else until you're just another lesbian couple

>tfw nothing suits you

>>5880559
>tfw imma meme now
Ybh tho that person actually looks 1 million times better than me.

>>5880558
Such is the unfortunate saga of my life I can't get hrt cause my therapist said hey maybe your just really gay and stroked my thigh he's the only therapist for gender issues that doesn't charge and arm and leg. As fucked as people say nhs is I'd give anything to have that opportunity here honestly rle is not even that bad if it equals hrt, voice lessons, srs.