>be closetfag
>always said id tell my friends if i got a bf
>now i got a bf
>want to introduce him to my friends
what is potentially the funniest way to come out of the closet to them? in hindsight i would have preferred to just stay in the closet and introduce bf as a new friend, but they will notice whats up cuz ive referred to him as 'the brazilian' and meeting him will put the pieces together.
funny ways?
lmao wouldnt it be h i l a r i o u s if they walked in on you sucking his dick? XDDD
>>5867639
>come out as trans
>give dysphoria lecture
>talk about the hormones you are going to take
>forgive them for being cis scum
>hugs all around
>whisper "jk just gay" in ear during hug
>>5867657
"Oh, phew! It would have been so annoying misgendering you because you totally wouldn't pass because of your secondary sexual characteristics, and I just see you as a guy in my mind. And then you'd get mad at me for viewing you as male because you're biologically male no matter what you do."