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tfw no bf edition
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http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2016/03/bomb-sniffing_dog_discovers_2.html
edie..
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>>5867206
trannies are mentally ill
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post below this is worthless garbage that needs to hang themselves
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Namaste!
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>>5867220
get
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I don't want a boyfriend. I just want to love and hold someone who loves me back.
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>>5867219
Why is she so cute?
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>tfw bf is in another country for college
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>>5867224
Oh you mean like a dog?
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>tfw no kero
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>>5867206
MTF x FTM is like the cutest het relationship. There is a 6' 3" FTM in my area. I don't even care if he would just wanna fuck me, or whatever, something about an ftm that is signifigantly taller than me is really hot.
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>>5867216
Wait who in Portland has any kind of use for hellfire missiles?
I know they sound cool when you launch them but like
So do fireworks
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I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS
So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?
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>>5867206
xth for crush seems to like you back
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>>5867243
What did xe mean by this?
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>>5867221
kill yourself
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>>5867243
Tasty b8 m80
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>>5867244
grats on the successful chase!
good to see your strategy worked, gives hope to the chasers in the thread
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>>5867244
>tfw kuppy only started posting a few months ago and is already a chaser
They grow up so fast ;~~;
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>>5867238
>MTF x FTM is like the cutest het relationship
I still can't get over the fact that my ex is gay, thanks
Fucking fujoshi faggot breaking my heart
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>>5867243
You inspire me. I'm going to do this! Yes!
>>5867250
Hi Mado
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>>5867251
>>5867253
She's been doing more chasing than me though
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>>5867248
I'll have to check but I think that's against my religion
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>>5867260
Wassup Mac
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>>5867261
cant chase a man.....
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>>5867254
I'm sorry I don't follow. I want to date an FTM, specifically the really tall guy I mentioned. How does that make me a fujoshi faggot?
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>>5867261
This is a feeling that I'm familiar with.
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I'm at 8 months as of tomorrow! still haven't come out to my family yet though
when's the appropriate time to do that? nobody has said anything yet but idk how much longer I can put it off
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>>5867273
hey I didn't chase
it was more of a single jump
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>>5867225
>tfw iwn never be that cute
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>>5867275
>son, we shall always love you no matter the decisions you make
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>>5867239
terrorists. get a ccw because the usa is about to get uncomfortable
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>>5867277
A pounce is a highly effective and rapid method of chasing. Done like a pro.
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>>5867266
I maybe high a little
>>5867275
>gonna see whole family day after tomorrow
>noone knows I'm grill now
>shit is likely to hit the fan
so excited
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>>5867268
Nice maymays dude
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>>5867283
Fun stuff, I took a bat hit so I'm a lil high too. Its faden though.
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>>5867288
>meme
oh did you finally get on hrt? yay im happy for you
oh wait :^)
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>>5867290
A bat hit? Liiiikke you got hit with a bat??? r u ok
>>5867291
What
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>>5867291
holy shit that's some old copypasta there
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>>5867295
just a copypasta I thought was funny
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>>5867109
I seriously considered your suggestion. Thankfully, the gym was empty at 1 AM, as it should be.
I have to get over this awkwardness soon - this sleep/wake cycle is unsustainable.
Also, good morning Joan!
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>>5867288
Not meming, serious question more from a place of curiosity, have you looked around for PO boxes?
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>tfw yumes boobs are the same size as yours
How o.o
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>>5867248
I got you covered senpai
Just ignore the first part
https://clyp.it/wzfdprgp
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>>5867298
>iwn never
oh whoops that's redundant
i don't have enough sad pics
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>>5867295
Kek nah a one hitter.
>>5867305
Kek
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>>5867305
fat isnt the same as breast tissue lol
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>>5867309
hi mado
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>>5867303
It's definitely more of a good-night time even here; I'm thinking of going to bed... Good night, Akaka; enjoy being a night-owl!
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>>5867305
Are you trying to make us jealous? Because it's working :^3
>>5867309
That's probably better
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>>5867318
Hello anon!!
>>5867321
Idk, that bat thing sounds fun too
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>>5867280
I'd honestly be happy if this was the worst response I got.
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>>5867320
Don't think I'm staying up any longer than it takes to wind down. I just can't stand being gawked at for being obviously a man with breasts, which happens when I'm running. And I can't stop running because I love it. Not easy.
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>>5867327
oh, thats what I posted... ._.
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>>5867321
:')
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>went home with drunk coworker
>told me he's gone through a bad breakup recently
>bout to drink a cup of rum
Am I losing my virginity tonight?
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>>5867206
Is that the couple where the boy go surgerically removed to be a girl and the girl got surgically removed to be a boy and they started dating?
Didn't they break up recently due to some sort of problem in the Zodiac or something?
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>>5867324
I prefer getting hit with something else >:3333333
>>5867337
Ayyy yumes! Enjoying your tranny fiesta?
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>>5867337
post group photo of everyone
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>>5867360
faye said im a fuck ton cuter irl and that i pass flawlessly and am pretty
:$
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what do you think mtfg, would you want to wear the tuxedo dress on the left or the traditional dress on the right to your transbian wedding?
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>>5867360
I really like getting hit in all kinds of ways
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>>5867370
a traditional dress fo sho, what kind of a lily you have to be to choose the tuxedo even if its a dress
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>>5867369
Fun fun! Can't wait to hear your detailed report on the inevitable orgy
>>5867370
I would make either look good desu
>>5867373
O-ohhh~
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>>5867370
only the cutest of white dresses desu
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>>5867370
>not a dress
For what purpose, I want to be drop dead pretty on my wedding day ;~;
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>>5867370
>tfw gf said no ceremony if I wore a dress
I could just do it like my prom and put the dress on after everything's done and cry in the bathroom
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>>5867370
Got to be the traditional dress. I want to be a princess for at least one day ;~;
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>>5867393
Can we meet your GF and plead with her? That broke my heart from across the continent, and it's the second time I've heard you repeat it.
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>>5867393
Break up with your gf jeez
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>>5867393
Every time I've seen you mention your gf it's something sad
WHY FAYE
YOU'RE GREAT
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY BB
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>>5867370
Dress of course
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>>5867393
get a new gf (or a bf)
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>>5867393
well maybe you could talk her into it if the dress looked like the one on the left
>>5867382
idk i thought the one on the left was pretty cute, although i think i agree with them
>>5867396
>>5867386
>>5867391
that being a princess would be really nice
>>5867384
jelly you can pull off both looks
>>5867414
thats a really cute picture
>>5867374
yes desu
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>>5867370
i want to wear a tuxedo for mine
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>>5867417
Have another
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>>5867414
faye_and_adri_get_married.jpg
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Anyone in Tucson?
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i wish i could sleep forever.
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>>5867370
two dresses for two blushing brides
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>>5867419
Why does this not surprise me lol
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>>5867429
based anon
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>>5867430
im a mtftm
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>>5867429
>that fucking crowd
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>>5867417
whyd you break up with yuki anon
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>>5867430
you seem very butchy too
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>>5867370
I'll never get married
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are you pretty yet son?
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>>5867429
me on the left
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>>5867444
yes daddy
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>>5867417
>never make anything look good
>always will be ultrahon
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>tfw no rave
>tfw wanna rave
Goddamn it summer, come faster ;~~~;
>>5867440
Only on here and ironically. I'm pretty fem irl, at least according to the person from here that's actually met me.
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>>5867444
always.
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>>5867450
cum sit on daddies lap
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>>5867393
Maybe we can get Maddie in on this. She's right there, even. Could she maybe change your gf's mind?
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>>5867423
that ones cute too
>>5867439
i havent, not in my heart at least
>>5867419
you should wear a dressss
>>5867451
im confused are you saying i wouldnt or you wouldnt?
>>5867452
i wanna rave too ;_;
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>>5867452
doof doof doof
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>>5867452
not according to kayla's definition of femininity
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>>5867458
who is that semen demon?
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>>5867462
what's kayla's definition?
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>>5867452
soon, my friend
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>>5867458
I wouldn't. I have no idea how you look
and even if I did, I'm not a bitch like that!
Not that bitchy at least
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>>5867468
Floral sundresses
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>>5867471
even when your lounging around indoors?
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>>5867458
>tfw thirsty for some festival vibes
>tfw looking up videos from old shows I went to
>tfw can't find myself in the crowd to live vicariously through
Oh well at least it was a dope set
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkgbKQtol_U
>>5867461
>tfw not even sure what drugs to order for this time round
I'm torn ;~;
>>5867469
Not soon enough ;~~;
I'm jonesing
>>5867462
Fem vs butch is about attitude. I don't act butch, even if I wear flannel and plain clothes.
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>>5867468
dresses that barely cover your crotch, stockings, pumps, peplum tops,
and you aren't a woman unless you get cat called in public
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>>5867458
not in your heart? you guys dont post together anymore what happened you were cute. it seemed the other night like you two were pretty over
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im looking for my gf have any of you seen her
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>>5867482
What does she look like anon? Is... is she in TUCSON?
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>>5867480
sooo slut wear like this?
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>tfw probably the only anon that cares about Kayla
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>>5867489
she looks like you
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>>5867495
trip on kayla
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>>5867458
>i havent
You're funny ^_^
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>>5867495
>tfw probably one of only two anons that care about Kayla
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>>5867465
saya from dagashi kashi, shes super cute
>>5867478
woah you were there? im pretty jealous, ive never been to any shows like that, only concerts
>>5867470
ooo im silly
well im sure you're not an ultrahon, id bet you'll make someone pretty happy to look at you in a wedding dress one day
>>5867481
well i dont really wanna bring personal stuff into the thread but we went through a rough bit and shes still pretty mad at me but id very much like for us to get back together
>>5867505
you know i like you~
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>>5867510
>dagashi kashi
is this the flavor of the month?
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>>5867477
>not prancing around in a mini skirt when no one's around
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>>5867500
Right now I'm trying to decide if I should get 2c-i or 2c-b, how much acid to get, whether I want to take MDMA again, and what other drug there is that I would enjoy that doesn't have cross tolerance with psys and MDMA. Ketamine is a no go this year because I just don't like it.
Idk, maybe coke or speed but coke is so expensive ;~;
>>5867510
Yeah, I go to at least one festival a year since my first in 2009, but took a break last year and the year of my surgery. I actually came out to my friends at Motion Notion 2010 while we were all on MDMA, it was a pretty amazing experience.
What are you waiting for, find some festivals, they're awesome :3
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>>5867510
>you know i like you~
I thought you did until you yelled at me for hours about how much you hate me and how worthless I am and how I ruin everything you enjoy all because I called myself your girlfriend. I don't think it's very fair for you to say you like me.
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Didn't notice a new thread, any Aussies able to give me good tips or a rundown on how/where to start?
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I want to roll with elanna
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facebook /thatguyrinsenpai/videos/1700333780213859/
>he passes and he isn't even trans
ASIAN PRIVILEGE IS A REAL THING
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>>5867555
get some rope
make a noose
hang yourself
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>>5867561
I'm at work can't, any other tips?
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>>5867370
Suits are fun and girls can be pretty cute in them but for my wedding I want a dress.
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>>5867566
try loosening your belt and let your pants sag a bit exposing your girl panties to your coworkers
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>Tfw ur in portland
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>>5867536
>tfw ywn go to rave with Elanna and pick out drugs
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>>5867577
>tfw nowhere near portland
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>>5867577
fattie maddie!
how are you doing?
did you meet up with dollface yet?
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>>5867553
i like you quite a lot, just because we had a fight doesnt mean i dont
you act quite mean to me at times too, but i know that you like me at the end of the day, or at least i hope that you do
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>>5867558
s o o n
:3
>tfw you'll be doing MDMA with yume, start pining for some fast electronic music, and she'll sit you down and tell you that you're rolling wrong
>>5867579
;~;
It's a bad feel desu
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>>5867573
No belt no panties what do?
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>>5867493
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>>5867598
expose part of your butt then
maybe even your chest
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>>5867598
Show your coworkers your feminine penis. They'll understand.
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>>5867599
could it be that you're after my mcnuggies
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>>5867577
Fix Faye's gf! She's broken. Also, enjoy yourself in Portland.
Sleep now.
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>>5867426
SEASON 2 WHEN
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>>5867536
i don't have anyone that would go with me to festivals, although im sure there are some in chicago i could go to
>>5867514
its the flavor of the season, although saya is really cute, i haven't posted a lot of a girl since homura
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>>5867585
>tfw by the time I get to Portland it'll be too late and everyone will be dead
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>>5867593
Maybe one day
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Lol this is real life
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>>5867613
>i don't have anyone that would go with me to festivals
:')
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>>5867626
Context?
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>>5867626
>Skype
>Sense
NEXUS
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>>5867626
yaaay fattie maddie made it!
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>>5867621
Idk, maybe I should go to australia someday and we can try to find a doof out in the middle of nowhere :3
>>5867613
Ah yeah, that does make sense, it's a lot more fun and less intimidating to go to something like that with friends. Depending on the vibe though, sometimes you wind up finding people to camp with or meeting new people, but it's an intimidating prospect particularly if you're an introvert. ;~;
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What music are you listening to /mtfg/? I'm craving new stuff
https://soundcloud.com/thoughts-7/rainy-days-1
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>>5867633
wow you performed a basic human function of being able to identify a thing that doesn't mean anything.
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>>5867627
come to chicago then k i d
>>5867635
y-yea id definitely want to go with someone i knew my first time, i dont go out all that often
>>5867641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDJPpG8e4n4
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>>5867663
I have been in Chicago a million times to hang out with you.
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>>5867641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtGTYLcrwLw
Keeping with where my mood's at right now
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>>5867568
>I'm not sure if there's anyone in my entire life who actually cares
see
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>>5867641
Really digging 7h.target lately.
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>tfw each new trip that shows up makes this all more surreal
>Adri hugs
>yume hugs
>gem hugs
I don't know if I can handle maddie hugs rn
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>>5867673
Hey babe
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>>5867676
b e d
e
d e b
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>>5867678
Ok. I have to be up in an hour and a half tho so wake me up.
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>>5867675
How many more trips are coming??
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>>5867675
tfw Faye huggu
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>>5867680
Like 3
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>>5867679
how do you propose that
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>>5867606
I need them.
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>>5867675
I have love letter in my bag
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>>5867683
You have me on Skype and I'm sleeping in the chat.
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>>5867690
i'll probably be asleep. if not, i'll call you i guess.
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>>5867671
Sorry sheen, was trying to sleep. I really do hope the best for you. You try a lot harder, and have made more progress, than anyone gives you credit for.
You're pretty inspiring senpai.
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>>5867675
>tfw faye hugs
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I plan on going stealth. How do I explain my lack of job history to future employers? I am 21.
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>>5867699
Find a supportive employer then use that employer as a reference for your first stealth job.
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>>5867699
you have to pass to be stealth, weird al.
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>>5867699
Parents money
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>>5867702
That was mean, but I laughed.
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>>5867699
careerexcuse.com
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>>5867708
o///0
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>>5867720
Make up a reference and have a friend pretend to be your previous employer
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>>5867720
it's not a scam i used it desu
got a fake internship + reference to put on my resume
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>>5867635
Hey I live in an urban area
We could easily find a place to doof
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>>5867699
Are you in college?
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I need trump because feminism saying that testosterone is poison makes mtfs second class women
http://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a34809/toxic-masculine-discourse/
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>tfw yume lured u to Portland and then abandoned u at the airport
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>>5867735
We're on a mission from God
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>>5867735
>tfw you're the reason that maddies been sitting there for so long
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>>5867746
Could you start again? It'll give you an excuse and it's probably good to get a college degree anyway. Your references can be your professors, who are typically open minded enough not to care if you're trans.
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>>5867733
>The one candidate who is not running a campaign based on resentment and the politics of identity is the only female candidate left in the race.
Holy shit I'm done and I'm not even in the US.
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>>5867751
i won't tell anyone. i want a clean break. the government will be the only ones who know.
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>>5867762
The God-Emperor will know
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>>5867536
careful with ur mind bub
ive seensome shit
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>>5867641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U3zEGB4sSo
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>>5867762
couldnt you go back to college in stealth mode or is that not possible
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>>5867777
Check'd
>>5867782
I like this a lot
>>5867666
Check'd
This is really intense but neato
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>>5867781
I've got a pretty large amount of experience with most of those that I listed, but yeah, I'll be careful. What kinda shit have you seen? ;~;
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>>5867789
I was blessed with those quads by Trump himself
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>tfw you pick up maddie
dude she's not even fat why does this meme exist u noobs need to get ur shit together cus she's qt
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>>5867801
I've managed to find three so far
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>>5867802
it's all relative
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>>5867801
how old are you? you could wait for everyone from your year to graduate and then go back
or transfer
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>>5867495
I care about her too...
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cunt
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>>5867804
interesting, so he's still "President" Trump in 2020. I wonder when he becomes God Emperor.
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>>5867782
Thanks for linking this I'm liking this band a lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqvp27uUQTU
>>5867804
I wanna read a book about Emperor Trump's imperial conquests, it would be pretty interesting
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is there any real way to speed up hair growth
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>>5867818
>certifications in the it space
Do you program? You could try contributing to some open source projects (under your new name) then listing those under the "experience" section of your CV.
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My legs are manly, right?
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>>5867825
disgusting.
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>>5867811
He gets elected twice and under the circumstances of WW3, abolishes the term limit and becomes the 2nd president to hold office more than twice. During WW3 Trump is proclaimed Emperor of the United States after a referendum is passed overwhelmingly voting yes to that notion.
>>5867816
The Crusade for Mexico
The Liberation of Europe (European Theatre of WW3)
The subjugation of the Middle East (Mid. East Theatre in WW3)
The War to Build a Toilet in India
The War to Retake Jobs from China
After all those wars, every other independent nation submits willingly to become part of the United States, with Trump at the helm, he reveals himself to be immortal and rules humanity in an era of peace
Earth is now great again
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>>5867821
Eat healthy, get lots of sleep, look after yourself, and your hair will grow at the maximum rate that it's supposed to. Anything else is a meme.
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>>5867825
You're joking right?
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>>5867825
No, not particularly.
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whats rockin 2night ladies
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>>5867821
on your head? you can take supplements, make sure that you take a vitamin that has biotin in it
most women's vitamins have a good amount of biotin
>>5867825
they dont feel manly~
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>>5867822
I van barely do anything in Python. I have to learn more before I can contribute anything. If I could program well I would.
>>5867821
>>5867829
biotin
>>5867825
no, stop cutting
>>5867826
imma cut ties with everyone except my immediate family. I might ask them to tell others I committed suicide. that's what male me would have done.
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>>5867829
damn I wish i never cut it like a moron
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>>5867840
I've heard lots of anecdotes and stuff about biotin, but does anyone actually have a published paper that directly ties it to rate of hair growth?
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>>5867834
Talking to a nice friend, listening to music, and kinda looking over some homework before I call it a night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQuK7aKMBEc
>>5867840
>I might ask them to tell others I committed suicide
I don't know about that one, suicide can be a really touchy and emotional issue for some people. Apparently a guy covering for me in a Skype group so I could stealth told everyone the old me killed himself. When I came out to someone I might hang out with, he got pretty upset that that guy used suicide as an explanation.
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>tfw have to wake up my boss for a third night in a row because my login at work isn't working again
I feel fucking horrible
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>>5867762
That's less likely these days desu
http://www.tsroadmap.com/reality/jobtrans.html
That might help
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D E A D
same time(s) EVERY night
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>>5867850
T U C S O N
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Amy Victoria (ID: !!9nQRK+UQp9q)
2016-03-14 08:49:20
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Ayy, guess what!
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>>5867850
>tfw the thread is dead but im not
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>>5867855
i thought u were a lesbian
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>>5867855
You kidnapped a homeless guy?
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>>5867855
is he ded
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>>5867855
congrats!
how was it?
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>>5867830
>>5867832
>>5867838
>>5867840
Fiiiiine!!! I guess I have to accept it.
>>5867845
Wild west! I've been waiting for a reason to share this image.
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>>5867857
Grace ;~;
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>>5867864
Let's go ride off into the sunset while acting out every western cliche we can!
>>5867866
Sorry, I'm alright, just made a bad joke.
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>>5867861
He passed out while I was giving him a hand job and we didn't finish, might fuck him later though.
I'm trying to go home but can't find my bra
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>>5867869
That's good, I think
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>>5867855
aw that's cute (so is he(so are you btw))
I wish it could ever happen for me
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>>5867878
He was hammered as shit
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>>5867878
are you in tucson?
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>>5867874
he'll probably have whiskeydick then
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>>5867874
i-is precum soaked penis as good as it seems
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>>5867883
Nah, he could barely get hard
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>>5867884
How erotic
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>>5867869
thats my girl and she won't be riding off into any sunsets with the likes of you~
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Goodnight /mtfg/.
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>>5867897
night
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>>5867897
Goodbed
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>>5867897
Night kari
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>>5867897
Sleep tight Kari~
>>5867855
Congrats!
>>5867874
Tell him he owes you one and give him a proper hand job later!
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I wonder if the Portland meet up is having their own round of drunken flaccid handjobs right now
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>>5867894
Past tense :^)
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>>5867910
for now~
ill win you back :3
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if i can never be a bio female and feel what a real vagina feels like.... what motherhood feels like... then what am i even doing. what am i even trying to accomplish. best i could ever get is "close enough"
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ausfag here, phone was dying so i cut bantz off short, anyway if anyone has some actual advice i would really really appreciate it.
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>>5867917
im sorry please ignore me. i got drunk and now im spewing sadness everywhere
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>>5867917
>best i could ever get is "close enough"
Yeah kinda. You have quite a few years left in your life. If you're not fond of the idea of ending it you may as well try and go for the best you can. I'm not keen on eating a bullet yet but I'm not gonna spend the rest of my life as a guy, no way in hell. I'll take "close enough" over either of those options right now.
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>>5867917
You're trying to become more comfortable in your own skin, to at least be somewhat closer to being in the body that you're supposed to be. You don't transition because you want it to make you a bio female, you transition so that you can feel at peace for once. That's what it's about.
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>>5867921
I guess we all get those feelings at times. I don't anymore. The "close enough" has turned into quite enough. And the weight has shifted to a very ordinary BDD with a feeling that no matter how good I look, it'll never be enough.
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>>5867913
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>>5867923
>you can feel at peace for once
im still waiting for that moment :/
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>>5867917
Close enough is all I'm aiming for
hoping it will also be good enough
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>>5867926
no bully mado
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>>5867917
>if i can never be a bio female and feel what a real vagina feels like....
Yeah. You can never have this given our current technologies.
>what motherhood feels like...
You can have this, though. The experiences you have to duck out of for now are pregnancy and child-birth, motherhood is already entirely within your means*.
>then what am i even doing. what am i even trying to accomplish. best i could ever get is "close enough"
Pretty much? Hormones won't make you have been born a cis female - they just get your body with the program from the point you start them at. Surgery won't make you able to carry a child to term, yet. You'll have to become a mother through alternate means. Is that, for you, not close enough? And would farther away be any better?
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>>5867913
>>5867926
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>>5867919
alright im coming off as an asshole now, are there specialists that can show you what you need to start off with or give other info on what you need to do personally.
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>>5867943
What are you asking about? Be thorough; tranny-telepathy is obstructed by Ayers Rock.
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Goodnight /mtfg/, I hope you feel good who ever you are.
>>5867945
It's gonna be alright friend. You don't need to be sorry or feel any guilt. We all have these thoughts sometimes. We all need help sometimes. Keep your spirit up and keep moving on, don't let your sorrow bog you down.
https://youtu.be/4nC8WjPFnGU
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>>5867947
night
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>>5867945
Don't worry about it. It's not like I've never thought those thoughts or felt those feels. It still hurts, but there's a lot more than the pain to be had. Just have to get through the pain to feel it, again.
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Good morning precious plums
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>>5867952
Well good morning. Did you sleep well?
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>tfw no pictures of all the food you made for maddie gem yumi and adri because they ate it all ;-;
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>>5867946
basically Im clueless on where to start, i know i should just read the OP and get on with it but i usually ask others first to see what info i don't need to worry about because sometimes most of the info is just for americans or at least doesn't apply for australia.
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>>5867958
Transition?
Are you all in already, or do you need to work out your feelings about it first?
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>>5867956
>tfw faye cant cook and live with us forever
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>>5867963
Also not enough, but I got a run in, which makes up for it. Have to get up in a few minutes to travel across town to be chewed out for being such a flake last week. But then I'm going thrift store shopping to recover my spirits.
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>>5867967
just don't let her leave
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>>5867973
>just don't let her leave
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Goddamn Chris Hemsworth is hot as fuck ;~;
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>>5867975
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>tfw yumes battle station is everything you hoped for and more
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>>5867965
nah haven't started transitioning at all yet, i think im fine feelings wise, maybe a little unsure.
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>tfw faye will never be ur live in maid and teach u how to cook gourmet meals every day
not a good feel.... dude really bad
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>>5867979
Elanna pls
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>>5867971
That's awful. Sorry to hear It I hope it goes OK. Also thrift stored are my jam <3
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>>5867979
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>>5867988
>tfw thor will never hammer you
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>>5867992
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>>5867983
RESTART BATTLE NET
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>>5867995
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>>5868006
You know it to be true, you cannot resist the thor.
>>5868010
:D
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>>5867975
I don't think my girlfriend will let me do that.
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>>5868018
So just date adri
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>>5868014
but I like a girl atm ;~;
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>>5868024
Then just tell her you're thinking about Chris Hemsworth when she asks what you're thinking about in bed to get off. She'll understand, it's Chris Hemsworth.
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>>5868014
Give me a girl with that body, nice boobs, a beautiful face rather than that ape head and no dick, and I'm sold...
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my sister Lillian is dating one of my brother Scott mates, (they're only mates because both of their ex wives were friends since high school scotts ex wife and her whole group of friends have separated from their partners because they want to be 17 again I guess?)
anyway Barry is a nice guy, Lillian's problem is she always dated men who weren't nice guys
I hope they last and get married and have kids
Out of me and my 8 siblings
I'm the only one who has never found love and I doubt I ever will
I'm the only one who will never have children
I'm the only one who is a complete fucking loser freak of a gross she man thing
I know nobody here or irl cares but whatever
I wish I had the strength to kill myself
I am just a weak weak man
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>>5868029
>no dick
Fucking dropped
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>>5868028
Apparently he was in Melbourne like a few hours ago :o
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>>5868041
Kuppy you have the best chance of successfully kidnapping him. You gotta do it, for glory. ;~;
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>>5868046
He's a 6'3" muscle man
I'd get killed ;-;
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Wow this trip meet up is gay af
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>>5868051
Im guessing neither of you can do a perfect female voice?
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>>5868048
But there has to be a way ;~;
Roofies and keep him sedated until he's safely locked up in your personal sex dungeon.
>>5868051
Aren't you like the only mostly straight trip there?
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>run out of clothes
>washing machine is broken
>launderette is one street over
>oh btw i live near a huge housing development of council flats
>guys go to the launderette to smoke weed as they hope the detergent covers the smell
>the only clothes i have left are white skinny jeans, a leopard print belt and a white tank top
>all my gaffs are in the wash so i got a bulge
im going to die as thugs stomp my head into the ground arent i
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>>5868053
I should start building one then :3
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>>5868051
Post pics of trips getting faggy plz x
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>>5868056
Good luck!
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>>5868058
Do it. You and your gf can take turns with him.
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>>5868051
is Faye in a dress yet
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>>5868064
Tag team ^^
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>>5868018
rip dude
>>5868051
maddie is super cute
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>>5868067
>tfw ywn hang with kuppy in her private sex dungeon and take turns getting fucked senseless by Chris Hemsworth
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>>5868078
Book a time to come in and fuck Hemsworth
You may also request other celebrities
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i became depressed a few weeks ago as i thought i was gradually becoming insensitive to pleasure as it was taking me longer and longer to get off with a vibe. then i realised 'change the batteries fuckass'
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>>5868084
Can you travel back in time and bring back a young Brad Pitt?
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>>5868065
soon
tomorrow :)
faye is cute af
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>>5868093
We can certainly try
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>>5868093
Or Henry cavill like right now in his sweet sweet transitional period between hunk and authoritative daddy.
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>>5868097
OK, while you're there maybe also pick up Jonathan Frakes
>>5868101
>googles
Oh god the things I'd let a face like that do to me...
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I should get a dairy, just as many people would offer advice to what I would write in there.
matter of fact mtfg is worse than a diary because it occasionally spits back the advice of losing weight as though that will magically fix everything even though its just a reminder of the failure that I am
I try to lose weight and I get nowhere because my life is in shambles and I have no hope of a future
if I posted as anon I would get more help, people would like me more
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>>5867238
>6'3 FTM
aaaaaaaand still not taller than me
but hey, i'm sure there are plenty of cis guys who are taller than me, right?
>>5867370
oh screw tux's and dresses, it's all about kilts and dirndls.
except if transbian wedding i would get lumped with the kilt so no, can i wear a dirndl and they wear a dress? i think that's fair.
>>5867641
https://twicerememberedtwiceremoved.bandcamp.com/album/14-arten-den-regen-zu-beschreiben
catchy, upbeat tunes for getting up in the morning to
what a bright day ahead.
>>5868048
>He's a 6'3" muscle man
>I'd get killed ;-;
I umm... I wouldn't.
I'm becoming disheartened at the sheer distance of the prospect of pulling a straight masc bf, but at the same time I don't know how I could be happy in a transbian relationship because I'd end up pulling the short straw and end up being top/dom too much of the time and that would just make me feel like a man.
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no one has mentioned Tom Hardy yet
>>5868111
just expend more energy than you consume
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>>5868105
He has the most beautiful English accent too <3
And he's superman.
I don't care if he didn't even acknowledge I exist I just want to bask in that man musk ;__;
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>>5868118
Fuck you bringing up Tom Hardy
>YWN be passed around and used as a fuckdolll between Bane, Superman and Batman.
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>>5868120
6'3
correction i just converted from real measurement (cm) and I may have lost enough cm to be closer to 6'2 but still
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>>5868111
Ok, last time I talked to you you weren't exactly optimistic, but you had something like hope. Have things really gotten so bleak since January?
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>tfw huge low-set buttchinned manjaw
Is there anything worse? I'm never going to have the money for FFS and even if I did it could be botched.
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>>5868120
I can pay you in HRT if you let me ride all three of them
>>5868121
>I just to bask in that man musk
Goddamn it mirin, if I wasn't thirsty before you said that I sure as shit am now. Goddamn it this isn't fair, I feel like I'm gonna explode ;~;
I need a cute boy, now!
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>>5868111
don't you enough dairy already
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http://strawpoll.me/7079130
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>>5868129
Just let that deep rich scent envelope you. Breath it deep in. Feel the comfort and safety it brings and that primal fire inside that it ignites.
Release your inner goddess and git that cock girl.
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>mfw my sweat barely smells now
fuck yeah hrt
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>>5868124
which batman though?
Affleck/Bale/Clooney/Keaton/Kilmer/West?
I'm only attracted to pube beard Bale and 33 year old ER Clooney desu
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>>5868140
i'm sure with enough time physically transitioning, i'll be able to stand in the mirror and be happy with myself.
that's not the problem, the problem comes when i interact with people, and i tower above them. i do tower above most people.
and the problem comes with how my stature has been my only defence growing up against bullying and the like, and how that has shoehorned me into feeling like i have to exude this outward strength and self reliance and not ever have to lean on anyone, that i can't simply open up and allow me to wear all of my vulnerabilities on my sleeve around someone who makes me feel secure.
and it makes me feel so isolated from everyone else.
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>>5868146
Affleck now that he's older, greying and jacked. He grew up good. Just the thought of him being disappointed in me makes my gt tingle
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>>5868142
Ugh I hate the stench of my sweat so much. When I'm doing a lot of physical activity I take breaks just so I don't start sweating. Anxiety fairies, please grant me the strength to go see a therapist before summer.
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>>5868062
I'm safe there's only a lady who asked if I had change for a £2 coin the machines don't take. It's bright and sunny. No thugs
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>>5868141
>tfw the scent of boy musk almost instantly makes you insanely horny
>tfw no boy musk right now
>tfw no dick to suck
This is just too much. I'm so pent up I'm literally noticing the musk wafting off of guys that I'm just sitting close to. Fucking hell.
>>5868140
2 days per fuck? That's 170 fucks or so per year so seems like a fair trade.
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>>5868148
Yea, psych problems are tough to deal with, I'm not sure what you can do, maybe see a therapist
good luck either way
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>>5868156
make it 3 days and some of your finest drugs and you got a deal my friend
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>>5868156
why don't you get some dick?
you are stealth
you have a vagina
ride some dick
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>>5868156
Tell me about it. Work is like giant handsome men central. Plus side is my dicks pretty much stopped working in the last week. I didn't realise how amazing it is to be aroused without erections.
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>>5868156
herro
do you never sleep? D:
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What's going on in this thread?
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>>5868169
Depression and handsome men
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>>5868170
>men
Not today unless they are qt asian boys
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>>5868159
Deal. Bring on the celebrity fucktoys!
>>5868160
Idk I don't really have much of a reason why I haven't other than that I lack confidence and spaghetti everywhere when I'm talking to guys I find attractive. Seriously, I can normally at least sort of converse but as soon as I'm into them I start tripping over my words ;~;
>>5868162
Yesss, it's honestly been a lifesaver not to have any obvious signs that I'm getting turned on. Saved many an awkward conversation when talking to certain guys
>>5868165
My sleep routine is fuckered right now cuz of 2 nights of psychedelics this past week and currently being on amphetamine ;~;
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>>5868174
Sure
come down whenever
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>>5868174
another difference, we like different drugs.
Ive never had any interest in psychedelics or similar stuff
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is 39 hours worth of voice training within 6 months good? I feel like I made alot of progress since but I still slip up alot do I need to practice more a day?
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>>5868174
I'm just like bro you smell good, how are you, how's your dick today? No homo bro.
>tfw you can steer into the thirst
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>fucked up again
God dammit
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>>5868172
Sorry I need giant men who could snap me in half. You got any azn ones of them?
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>>5868177
I'd say by and large that I mostly like stimulants, but psys and entactogens are pretty high up there on my list of preferences. What kinda drugs are you into? Why no interest in psychedelics?
>>5868187
>tfw you can't steer into the thirst and end up just getting awkward horny and stumbling over your words and shyly slinking away
H E L P
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>>5868191
Sorry no.
Giant men just don't do it for me
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>>5868188
Fucked up what?
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>>5868192
I prefer benzos and opiates.
sadly my SO is against drugs, so I barely ever get any. I need benzos for anxiety , so occasionaly I get some, was addicted to them pretty badly a few years ago. Opiates, I just like how they make me feel, no psychological addiction, even tho I was eating tramadol like candy for 11 months after srs. but benzos are the bane of my existence. the craving never ends.
if he wasnt so strict Id probably be lying in a ditch somewhere already.
Iam pretty sure with my level of crazy I would get horrible trips. I always have terrible nightmares when I sleep, I fear that would translate to trips.
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>>5868221
>tfw thirstier than an ethiopian child
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>>5868224
The thirst is real my friend. I just got my sex drive kicked up to 2.0 I need a handsome strong man that I can cook for, who'll beat the shit out of me at night and cuddle me after.
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>>5868208
I like opiates desu, I think the only thing that keeps me from doing them is that I don't feel functional on them. At least when I'm caning speed I can do work and go about my day, although that probably is a large chunk of the reason why my use tends to spiral. ;~; Benzos terrify me though, known too many people who've gotten hooked on them and the withdrawal is frightening and dangerous. Most I can use them for in good conscience is knocking myself out after a long stimulant bender. ;_;
As for bad trips, I sort of understand, but also know that it tends not to happen when you don't go overboard. What causes bad trips is the fear of bad trips and overwhelming experiences.
The only times I've had bad trips have been when I've taken more than I can handle or when I've been already in a terrible mood or both. Idk, I'm of the opinion that of all the drugs out there, the one to try before you die is hands down LSD, even if it makes you nervous ;~;
>>5868221
If thirsty girls are so adorable then how come they don't ask me out after I spaghetti over them ;~;
How in the fuck do I suddenly not know how to talk to boys, it makes no logical sense, I grew up around them.
>>5868199
Not even Thor? D: >>5867979
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>>5868233
>plebs claiming they wouldn't let Thor hammer them and blow his Hemsworth all over their face
You're not spaghetti-ing hard enough. Next time vomit on their shoes, guys love that.
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>>5868233
Meh I like asian boys more
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>>5868233
https://youtu.be/1uFzhEDdexc
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>>5868230
my maximum is between 7 and 10 times per week. more than that is more than I can handle
>>5868233
I got lucky. I overdosed benzos (probably shouldnt have flushed 16 pills with a bottle of rum) in 2013, and quit after I got out of the hospital, wasnt that hard physically, the hallucinations were weird but it was okayish, but the psychological stuff haunts me to this day, I am tempted to just take a bunch all the time. its pretty horrible. would suggest to avoid.
lower level opiates are way less hurtful. to me at least.
If I was alone Id probably take all the drugs.
the only reason I am not shooting up is cause I met him a week or 2 before I was supposed to get the stuff.
I am not very smart.
pretty sure he wouldnt allow LSD either, I am not even allowed to drink alcohol at home ;~;
>tfw whipped bitch
its nice to know he cares tho
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>>5868233
>LSD
that girl I've been talking about has said she could send me LSD or something like that
I've said no cuz I'm paranoid but should I take this offer up one day?
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>>5868252
You're young you can handle the love beatings better than I can.
>>5868233
I was u-uhm doing research and I found this.....
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>>5868257
how tall is he?
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>>5868239
I get the feeling that I'm not being given serious advice ;~;
Cmon, have a heart, I'm a shy and nerdy girl with a ridiculously pent up sexuality. How do I talk to boys when they give me butterflies ;~;
>>5868241
Smdh, but preferences are preferences
>>5868248
Oldie but goodie
>>5868252
I'm familiar with how cravings feel, they really suck. I was hooked on 4-MMC back in 2010+2011, and I still crave the shit to this day, even though I know how badly it fucked me up.
It's honestly good to have someone that cares though. A large part of the reason I quit doing 4-MMC was because my ex put his foot down and threatened to leave me if I kept relapsing. Even if I didn't like it, it really was for my own good.
>>5868256
Shipping drugs across borders is risky business although you can probably get away with LSD. Idk, your call.
>>5868257
Oh god yes hngg
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>>5868262
Yeah, any sort of risk is too scary for me
I'll probably pass on the offer, for now
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>>5867989
Went better than expected. "Just tell us when you're shit's all fucked up so we can plan around it", although they used a lot more words. Thank goodness for job security.
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>>5868262
thats why I quit as well. he did it gradually tho.
like, he even said it would be okay to shoot heroin if I could get pure imports from switzerland. I didnt try to get that after we met tho, and then he gradually increased pressure, especially after I was hospitalized. It worked. I relapse occasionaly but Ive mostly been clean since 2013 apart from the tramadol thing.
it has been hard lately though.
if you ever come to germany, we should meet and hug
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>>5868262
>Shipping drugs across borders is risky business although you can probably get away with LSD. Idk, your call.
Goes through airmail easy as fuck unless it's maybe fucking Australia where they scrutinize every single thing in case it contains a microbe that might not fit into their beloved ecosystem.
No smell and you can always deny knowing of the contents, just leave your "letters" unopened on the table for a day or two if you wanna be safe. To make it even more believable in case cops come just write "Return to sender" on your letter and deny deny deny.
Trust me on this one.
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someone mentioned brewing with henbane a while ago
who was that?
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>>5868261
6'0.5"
>>5868262
I don't know desu. I only know how to flirt with gay men. Straight men just make me sad about being a man and make my inner grill cry.
And yes I just want us to fall in love and adopt some kids and live happily forever on a farm where he works and I keep the place and myself pretty.
>>5868273
I'm really happy to hear that!
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>>5868279
too short
trashed
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>>5868282
Jason momoa is 6'4
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>tfw keep hearing about LSD being lifechanging and introspective
>tfw want to try it but also scared of never being the same again afterwards
also it seems hard to get proper acid in the UK as opposed to LSA and research chemical stuff
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>>5868275
>tfw Australian so have to buy drugs off darknet domestically.
Everything is way more expensive here though ;_;
Also Hi Cartman how are you? I'm glad to see you're back.
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>flight to California tomorrow
>no trip meetup
>just gonna see my anti-trans family
let's do this
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>>5868287
Hafþór Björnsson is 6'7
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>>5868292
OK fuck Henry cavill, Mac is my husbandu
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>>5868275
>no smell
LSD is often in the vicinity of other drugs during sale, in storage etc. It's not guaranteed not to have enough of an odor for dogs to detect, and Australian border control is strict as fuck.
I have no issues ordering acid domestically in canada and am aware of how easy it is to ship, but I never ever ship drugs over borders, there's too many things that could go wrong.
>>5868274
Yeah, it was a gradual pressure for me too until I had an incident where I took too much ethylphenidate and flew off the handle at him in a drug fueled rage, and then a few days later blew through a few grams of 4-mmc before he came to see me. After that he just said he couldn't handle being with me if I was going to keep doing those things, and I really don't blame him. Having a coked up girlfriend phoning you up at 4 am and screaming at you over a bunch of irrational senseless stuff is a bit much.
And yes, we should ;_;
I've always wanted to go to Europe, and Germany has the best techno in the world, so I'm probably going to have to go there.
>>5868279
Awe ;_;
Yeah idk, that's hard, I didn't realise you were talking about gay guys and I know they're a bit of a different type of flirter. Straight guys are mystifying, idk how to talk to them.
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>>5868262
Don't you shake your head at me
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>>5868188
same. slept through my alarm whoops
>>5868199
but you like me and i'm a big manly hon :')
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>>5868304
I don't even know what you look like.
Pls no more bad pranks
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>>5868301
>tfw no LSD in my mail
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>tfw u will be portland tomorrow
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>>5868305
sorry, just teasin'. how are you today? i kinda passed out and had really gay dreams.
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>>5868309
>tfw you will be in portland in 9 days
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>>5868291
Yeah Australian border control is so fucking scrutinizing better to just buy domestic if you dont want any troubles but if you have to like me then you really just gotta order it and be prepared to deny.
And pretty beat, I work irregular hours and days so my minds just kinda trying to keep up with it all. Been smoking and drinking myself silly, you?
>>5868301
If you can get it domestic its better but usually if you live in a shithole of a country like I do you really just gotta order it because the only thing youre allowed to waste your money on here is our national owned casino/gambling site. Because why waste a couple of hundred crowns on drugs when you can give back your entire salary to the government in 5 minutes on their gambling site, that's much more responsible.
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>>5868307
Why live?
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>>5868316
I'm ok
About to go out and get coffee
How about you?
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>>5868322
Why is LSD illegal? Can't govt. just legalize it and place restrictions?
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>>5868327
Oh well Im good, just laying down chilling out ya know lazy morning
also you meant to reply to
>>5868310
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>>5868330
Despite what you have heard of Liberal Sweden and Scandinavia we have one of the most oppressive and conservative views on drugs in all of Europe. It's at the tier of your republicans except the sentiment is shared across the entire political elite.
And not just political elite, in Norway a poll was done and 87% of people are against decriminalizing weed, WEED. The same sentiment is probably true here, in Sweden we still teach the gateway theory in schools to scare kids, Im not joking.
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>>5868336
Opps I meant that for >>5868310
I'm still trying to wake up
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>>5868330
because no fun allowed ._.
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>>5868322
Why can't you get drugs domestically in Sweden?
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>>5868307
Iktf but hopefully not for long :3
>>5868322
Yeah, I think in yurop you also have the benefit of more open borders so the risk of shipping drugs between countries is lower. Thank god for living in Canada, there's so many high quality and cheap domestic drugs here.
>>5868330
Good question, this is what drug policy reformers have been asking for years.
>>5868323
And I still am baffled by why they're mysterious. Surely 19 years of being around them should have counted for something ;~;
I spent 19 lousy years pretending to be a straight guy amongst straight guys and I didn't even get a list of straight guy cheat codes.
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>>5868340
yeah the gateway theory sounds like horseshit to me, I've heard it plenty of times from parents to schools.
>>5868342
Fun is gonna be banned for being too offensive one day
>>5868344
"muh it will make more ppl do drugs"
"we'll totally turn into a nation of addicts guise"
Portugal decriminalized all drugs and rehabed those with addictions rather than criminalized and they've seen a decline
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>>5868352
>"we'll totally turn into a nation of addicts guise"
and yet alcohol and tobacco is legal.
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>>5868341
trying to wake my brain up too. might make some noodles since i didn't get fed earlier. that picture is incredible.
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>>5868354
alcohol and tobacco are big industries
we could make more money by legalizing drugs desu
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>>5868352
LSD was initially banned out of moral outrage desu. It was the drug of 1960s counterculture so it had to be made illegal, and then a smear campaign over the next few decades saying how LSD was dangerous and would make you jump out windows sealed the deal.
Shame, it's the safest recreational psychoactive in existence.
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>>5868343
Only thing that goes around here is hash and weed as well as performance drugs like cocaine and partydrugs in bigger cities. Psychadelics is a niche that you really gotta know the right people for or just order it online. I'd imagine the gov makes things harder by being really scrutinizing. Slavshits get busted on the borders and on the baltic sea trying to haul shit in, but the ironic thing is because of tariffs and tax and VAT on everything in Scandinavia most smugglers actually preffer to smuggle legal goods. Because you only risk a fine or a very small punishment hauling a bunch of cigs/alcohol rather than carrying drugs, the richest smugglers here are the dudes who smuggle regular shit in because its too expensive here.
Welcome to the last soviet state J.me
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>>5868344
>ywn God mode with str8 boys
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I recall this being posted here.
Was this a tripfag?
I'm curious what her age was in the top right corner.
And maybe if we know what the elapsed time is.
I'm collecting trans timelines. Because this is the week where I come out to my dad... again.
I want him to have some idea of what I am about to do. I'm pretty sure all he knows is the hons he's seen at Wal Mart and Caitlyn Jenner. He probably just thinks it's simply crossdressing until you get a bunch of plastic surgery.
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>>5868360
Pity
In all honesty, I'd be way more willing to try drugs if they weren't illegal
but since they are, I very much doubt if I could get over the paranoia to do them
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>>5868360
remind me to visit you and get some of that if I should be in canada ever.
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>>5868304
>overslept
>asked my roommate for a ride
>got to work an hour and a half late
>missed three days last week
>no one yells at me
>spend the morning being trained on cupcakes
>got a $250 check
>everything worked out better than expected
I'm getting more money than any of my roommates.
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>>5868387
>working at Walmart
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>>5868372
>ywn have a gamefaqs for straight boys
>ywn play with power with straight boys
Sigh ;~;
Guess it's back to being lonely and thirsty then. Being a beta girl sucks. Being unable to concentrate and getting dizzy when you get a whiff of boy musk also sucks ;~;
>>5868375
Idk, drugs are easy to get and low risk so long as you don't do them around cops. I've never gotten into trouble with the law over then.
>>5868378
With pleasure, tripping on acid would be dope.
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>>5868387
This is a good greentext.
You made cupcakes? You work at a bakery of some sorts? I was always kind of hit or miss applying the frosting. My spiral was usually too loose.
They wouldn't let me go anywhere near the cakes after the one laughably bad attempt I had making them.
Still king of donuts though. Or queen I guess.
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>>5868393
maybe in Canada
I dunno about Australia, might be similar tho
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>>5868391
Trip on kayla
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>>5868387
Sounds like your roomates are losers
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>>5868400
>wageslave
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tfw u wake up look in the mirror and see urself through the mental fog and ur cute.
tfw it will fade
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>>5868402
How much are you making?
$8.50/hr? lmao
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>>5868403
>mommyslave
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>>5868401
My roommates are rad. They work two days a week and they get a little less money than me.
>told my roommate about chaturbate
>now they're on it making a little extra money
>embarrassed because theyre making money at cbate and I'm not
>>5868405
I make 10 an hour and I'm full time. Which is pretty decent imo. Minimum here is 7.25 so it could be a lot worse. I pay for my rent and have plenty to spare for savings and groceries.
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>>5868407
>implying I live with parents
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>>5868408
>10/hr
LMAO
That's pretty bad
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>>5868410
>hurr
>durr
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>>5868402
My nigga.
I worked at a small grocery bakery/deli for 3 years.
It was good, honest work but barely above minimum wage (final pay was $7.90/hour... besides cakes I could do everything there). What made it last were good coworkers who stuck around.
I can't pretend it was all roses though. I was paying for community college and living with 2 roommates at the time. There were a lot of days where I simply had no food.
Years later and now I'm working in a gas station overnight doing basically the same thing but at $11/hr. Very few customers, a lot more donuts. That shitty grocery store job is what got me my first full-time job with actual insurance. It's not much, but it's mine.
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>>5868413
>decent
Maybe if you're a teenager still in highschool
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>>5868421
How good $10/hour is highly dependent on where you live. It's probably pennies if you live in a city but I'm in the midwest and rent is like $450 for two bedroom two bath apartment with just the electricity bill on top of that. If you live close to work and are a little frugal you can make it just fine. You'll never be rich, no.
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