Is this the most adorable cuteboy you've ever seen? ht

>>5863989
>All those ISIS supporters in the background

Damn we need a Trump fast!! He is the anima USA needs, get all the brown shit flushed out.

>Look cute boi!

MMMM very very kawaii desu. Obviously uke. Probably very tight, I feel sorry for him when he will lose his boiginity.

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He's purrrfect.

<3

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He needs to be yaoi'd

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>>5864040
Damn right

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>>5864023
He's a piece of art

>>5863989
Mmm I want to shower him with kisses and help him cultivate his cute ideas.

I don't think he knows what he's talking about (which is understandable) but the fact he's grappling with the issues and complex world is worth admiring. I love when cute boys apply themselves

Looks like he might be sorta gay too, or at least open to fooling around. I'd give his ass a poke he would never forget.

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>Many scary radical muslims around screaming
>"S-sorry Senpai, I... I can't speak"
>"It's okay, just look at me and forget everyone else"

>>5863989
this should be /pol/-tan, the uke version

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>>5864067

I think he is gay.

1. Feminine
2. Likes Bieber
3. Had a girl as a best friend
4. Complemented a boys hair on facebook

>>5864066
wow.

That was it? Kid's a tool

>>5864067
If a boy is too perfect, they always turn out to be straight.

>>5864089
If he has a striaght best friend, the straight best friend needs to tap that. Fuck the labels. Besides, such a major cutie deserves best pick for his first time.

>>5864096
no-no no, he's gay
And a bottom!

>>5864089
His top button is buttoned, the guy is a uke bottom. Straight people leave their upper two buttons open when wearing shirts.

it's circe

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>>5864109
Also, from the looks of it, the shirt might be flannel. Flannel with both top buttons buttoned means he is a thirsty gay boy who cant wait to take big fat cocks up the pink boipussy all day. It is what he needs, he loves it, when he closes he's eyes he dreams of it, because he is a little bottom who loves gay sex and being a submissibe uke bf for his reluctant striaght seme friend.

>>5864178
>>5864109

thanks for the insight, fashion bro

I really hope he is gay.

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>>5864187
You know, you'll never ever be with him, don't you? It's not your fault...

Boys autistic and doesn't know why he likes trump tho.

So cute.

>>5864089
I think he's a soon to be MTF.

>>5864220
A femboy estrogen drinker is fine too.

He's cute but he's dumber than a mule.

>>5864257

Nooooo he's just nervous

>>5864257

he's shy and nervous
don't bully

>>5863989
>No Mexicans = No tacos

Is that the best those people could come up with?
Is that all they have to offer?

>>5864178
Striaght semen friend?
Uke?

>>5864328
best gay terminology, most accurate.

>>5864357
I have no idea what it means, and I have a feeling I don't want to know.

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>>5863989
>MFW femboys all become libertarian pill poppers who rock the Hugo Boss aesthetic

>>5864426
>libertarian
Gross.
>pill poppers
Libertarianism is a blue pill.

>>5864469
>Libertarianism is a blue pill
How? Libertarianism doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the right-left spectrum.

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Soon he will lose his boiginity O_O

>>5864478
It's still retarded

>>5864487
ok, but that has nothing to do with the whole redpill bluepill memery. Make of that what you will.

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>tfw being a Trump-loving MtF, would love to have a cute Trump supporting bf like him so I won't need to be in the closet about Trump anymore.
>Most of my friends are blue pilled California SJWs who probably hate Trump so I have to hide my power level around them all the time

Living is suffering.

>>5864478
>>5864499

Not that guy and I don't necessarily agree with what he's saying, but go watch The Matrix. Red pill = right wing is a /pol/ meme, basically a bastardized movie reference.

>>5864478
Libertarianism is full bullshit mode. It's literally a religion. It is anti-logical and believes contradictory shit. Here's a good example:

Corporation uses government as a tool to commit crime - government's fault.

Man uses gun as a tool to commit crime - man's fault!

And YES, they ARE equivalent.

Another bullshit view is the NAP, which explains itself into the airy beyond and really doesn't require refuting.

The worst part is how truly evil and ignorant of history libertarians are. We already HAD basically all the policies the wicked libertarians want in play. It was 1880s - the time of the robber barons and people fucking HATED IT. That is WHY we have the regulations we do. Libertarianism in all but name has not only already been tried many times, but it's caused the collapse or near collapse of society and immense suffering EVERY SINGLE TIME.

But you can't tell a libertarian this, because libertarianism is a religion, and it's adherents are every bit as zealous as radical muslims. They can't use logic and their biases are basically nothing but base religious superstition.

>>5864513
That's my point. Libertarianism has nothing to do with the right-left spectrum.
>>5864516
lol calm down my man.

>>5864513
This. Redpill was supposed to mean objectivity, seeing the truth others didn't want, but normalcancer faggots turned it into "Whatever I say is right!" like they do with everything.

>>5864523
>lol calm down my man.
Absolutely not. I will NOT permit the millennials to drag us back into the Victorian way of doing business.

>>5863989
right in the pussy

>>5864528
ok. But no one wants to read your textwalls. Not to say they're wrong, just nobody cares.

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>>5863989

0:20

>Please save palestine, please save palestine!

Obvious ISIS is obvious.

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>>5863989
poor kid is probably gonna get harassed by shitskins and white SWPLs because of this interview.
>"WH-WHAT I THOUGHT TRUMP SUPPORTERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE INBRED HICKS, J-JOHN OLIVER LIED TO ME [starts convulsing]

10/10 bf material tho

>>5864187
Not fashion bro or gay, I just do my duty when it comes to cute boys as a high test alpha male. No reason to turn down perfectly good boipussy.

>>5864750
Dude you're a fag, it's okay.

>>5864513
Pills have to do with conspiracy theories, red pills are generally right wing conspiracies (jews, cultural marxism, eugenics), Bluepill is very similar but ignores the right wing aspects (religion is unoriginal, jews = nwo, white globalists)

>>5864773

Like I said, that's a /pol/ meme. It's a bastardized version of the concept presented in The Matrix.

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>>5864753
its not gayi if he's kawaii

>>5863989
I'd keep him home on voting day so I can put things in his mouth.

>>5864859
>I-I'm sorry, I can't speak.

Imagine how creeped how he would be if he saw this thread.

There were lots of threads about this boipucci.

HUNDREDS want to plunge their dick in it.

It's funny, you can put "redpill" next to anything nowadays and insecure dudes around the world will believe it automatically without fact-checking whatsoever... because it's what they wanna hear.

The irony.

>>5864904
It's amazing and scary how many young men are completely incapable of critical thinking, and just go sound surfing the Internet sucking up garbage while developing an ever more inflated sense of entitled indignation.

/pol/ is exhibit A of this phenomenon but it's everywhere.

It shows how our education system has really failed them.

ITT: pedophiles

>>5865045

He's 18?

>>5865051
Aaaaand I'm back on board, his boipucci must be so warm and tight!!

>>5865062

Too bad pol had to scare him.

>>5865051
there's no way he's 18

>>5865086

At the very least he is 17. He goes to a high school. I can't tell if it is his last year or he graduated.

Age of consent in Illinois = 17.

>>5865089
federal age of consent is 18 and it overrides the state's age of consent if any participants are from outside illinois

so if you're outside illinois you are literally a pedophile fantasizing about raping a child

dude looks 15 at most anyways

>>5865099

You need to calm down.

1. He's protesting alone for an election. He isn't 15.
2. He is at least 17.
3. If I was in Illinois, it would be perfectly OK to fantasize about having sex with him, but if I wasn't, it wouldn't? Bullshit.
4. I'm 18 myself. He is within months of my age.

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>>5864500
Iktf senpai
>tfw my friends unironically compare Trump to Hitler

You're all [spoiler]Gay![/spoiler]

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>>5865130

Who knew?

>>5865189
Why don't spoilers work anymore?

>>5865189
those pink lips, that perfectly shaped face. cute eyes. If this is wrong I don't wanna be right !

I wonder who is the straight guy in his friend circle who is sexually insecure because of him.

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>>5865399

Trust me, there would be something wrong with you if you didn't want his pucci.

Notice how he always avoids eye contact. He's so shy and timid.

>>5865118
I agree Hitler was pretty cool ...Trump on the other hand :^)

>>5865118
Same here, I cringe so hard when they do that. One of these days I won't be able stop myself from calling them out on their BS.

>>5865089
What's his fb? Someone said he was in college

I'm assuming he's old enough to vote, since he showed up at a trump rally, and alone too. So he has to be 17/18 at the least.

>>5864500
>>5865118
In the same boat as you.

>tfw you're so far in the closet even your political views are hidden

>>5865086
I know tons of 18 years olds who look about as old as him.

>>5865099
It's 16 in most of the developed world. Including here in the UK.

>>5865099
>federal age of consent is 18 and it overrides the state's age of consent if any participants are from outside illinois

I've never heard that before - it seems like state age of consent is almost always what's cited when a case comes up, and a ton of those are 16. Which makes sense because most people recognize that by 16 most people have had enough time to understand their basic bodily functions. Also, I remember cases where local laws had to specifically adjust to accommodate small age differences between minors who were above (state) AOC and minors who were below.

>>5864385
it's weaboo (white nerd obsessed with japan/anime) for top (seme) and bottom (uke)

>>5864516
government is people tho, and it has ultimate power and legitimacy.

a gun doesn't.

>>5866563
so its sort of like in aikido, where you are either uke or tori. and to be the best you can be you have to learn both techniques.

>>5865086
How? Did you look 30 by the time you were 18 or something?

>>5868096
yes
;__;

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>>5868107
So is that why I keep seeing these ugly old faggots when I try to find teen twink porn? They actually ARE teens but just aged like fucking milk?
>tfw still looked 15 at 18 and at this rate i will continue to look underaged at least throughout my early 20s
>will probably look 19-20 until 30, especially since my dad is like 50 and still looks like his 30s

Why do I such a crush on this qt?

Hopefully hes a fellow Trump smark, and not an actual believer, but he got so nervous on tv :3 its hard to tell.

>tfw no bf to go to trump rallies with

>>5868136

Me 2. I'm 26 and ppl ask me what highschool I go to.

Sucks tho because its hard to advance at my job, people have literally asked me if I was someone's son.

>>5868164
>trump smark
The fuck is that?

>>5868136
>teen twink porn

Twink category sucks, even if its 16-23. the self identified "twinks" in gay porn look nothing like tyoung. Always regular gay guys just without bodyhair.

>>5868228
Yeah, it's annoying. I usually just end up searching emo instead, which has the exact same problem of people without the emo look calling themselves emo, but at least there's more young looking guys. I've literally seen middle aged men with buzzcuts in a video that is supposed to "emo".

>>5864296
>>5864275
>So why do you support Trump?
>Well... money speaks... and his economic plan
>I'm sorry, I have no idea what I'm talking about

That's the gist of it. It's not just nervosity. It was quite obvious that this guy supports Trump for simple reasons. He just likes the way big D carries himself and speaks. And hey, let him.

But he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, that's apparent. No hate, just facts. The video title is populistic and click bait. Who can't see that is probably in need of a reality check.

*tips fedora*

Commence shitposting.

>>5868312
cute boys are even cuter when they're dumb :3

>>5868312
I find it hard to just speak to people normally. I can't imagine being able to speak coherently with a large crowd of apes behind me yelling at me WHILE BEING RECORDED ON LIVE TV. Not everyone is a speaker, anon.

>>5865089
He´ll have spring break in march.I guess 1998.
One website under John!

>>5868312
No, he was very nervous.

>>5868200

Like a pro wrestling smark. You know Donald trump is fake as shit but support him just because it's fun to play along and troll liberal SJWs.

As opposed to the dumb as fuck unemployed assembly line worker who actually thinks a retarded 20% tarrif will "bring back" his job.

Where are you all finding these pictures of him?

>>5868656
>You know Donald trump is fake as shit


You're going by his public persona. The same can be said about all the candidates.

They're all fake on the surface and many are fake under the surface.

Donald is a legit guy underneath the media circus. If you don't see please leave my country.

>>5864023
where did you find these pics of him

Too bad he's a fucking idiot. I want to cuddle with him.

>>5869871
Stop that. Insulting other people without any kind of argument is pure stupidity.

>>5869871

Some people have trouble with public speaking. Also, you're surrounded by niggers/spics that hate Trump when you're a Trump supporter.

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"Oooh senpai, I can't speak, gomenazai"
"Ouh kimochi, just look at me, focus on me and forget all about them!"

>>5868312
He clearly meant that he has fiscally conservative views. He thinks Clinton is a sell-out who will do whatever people pay her to do. Trump is funding his own campaign so he has a lot of independence in that respect. He probably thinks Sanders is nuts too, because socialist.

>>5868312
Or he, you know, is a sperglord and could not handle the interview?
Either way QTπ!

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>>5868312

The uke is naturally attracted to the seme's dominant gestures, he can't help it, he is instinctively drawn to the trump rally without knowing why.

>>5870319
Did you post on /r9k/ at some point? Because I swear all the "uke" and "seme" shit is the work of a single poster.

>>5865207
[spoiler]ctrl+s should work[/spoiler]

>>5870339
kek, do you post on r9k?

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I came here to be an asshole
And I see this

Alot of us on /pol/ are secretly gay for him

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>>5870386
Not regularly. But I did post a shitty homo template thread to bait replies with pic related as OP. It was moderately successful, largely in part to the guy posting uke and seme shit.

>>5870413

You would have to be gay not to smash his boipucci.

>>5870447

Few of our guys talked to him over kikebook

>>5870414
Well, do you know that there is an entire board for that stuff that is fairly active? Perhaps some femAnon from /y/ posted it.

>>5870447
Yes, we musn't see it as a scary hole of darkness, but as a cute modest pink boipucci for us thrive in.

>>5870458
>Yes, we musn't see it as a scary hole of darkness, but as a cute modest pink boipucci for us thrive in.

A chocolate cave to explore
A pot for stewing and brewing

He's probably heterosexual or trans but certainly not gay.

Sorry to disappoint.

>>5870517
>trans
>not gay
hehehe

>>5870517
Excuse me, just so you understand, he buttons his flannel shirt all the way up. He is a gay/uke and likes it up his butt.

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>>5870517

Doubt it.
>>5864089

>>5863989
Pretty sure he has literal Asperger's. He's clearly overwhelmed by what's happening around him, can't speak on the spot, and resorts to phrases like "I'm sorry."

Still cute as a button though.

>>5870568

it only makes it cuter.

>>5864109

I button mine to due lack of chest hair... <_>

See Americans don't know this because they don't live with them, but Arabs are the most simple minded rude unwashed barbarians to ever walk the face of the earth.

>>5864949
>implying bernie supporters are capable of any critical thought as well

>>5870791
But that's a reason to not have to button it up all the way.

>>5870568
He's definitely an aspie.

t. Aspie

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>>5870791
>>5870844

He is buttoning his shirt all the way up because he is pure and doesn't flaunt cleavage, he is saving himself for the right one, because he is a modest christian uke who will cook you miso soup every morning.

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>>5870844

>TFW I'm self conscious of my lack of hair

>>5870978
Literally why? Having hair is awful. You're fucking lucky.

>>5870978
FUCK YOU

>>5870992
>>5870993

Whoa. OK, then.

>>5868764

Every politician obviously has personal aspirations, but most actually do want to make a difference and believe in what they say. I'm not sure why so many teenagers and young voters think the US is so corrupt. Compared to the rest of the world we are doing pretty good.

Cruz and Trump however are not genuine. Cruz wants to sell books, but Trump loves to be center of attention. Why else would have multiple reality TV shows which he makes very little money off of relative to his wealth? Hes just growing his ego.

>>5865399

Some guy named Tony, apparently: >>5870561

But guys, stop with all the gay shit, he'll come out when he's ready! X(

If you push too hard too fast, he'll isolate himself.

>>5871130
Right, they should stop spreading rumors. He stood up for his rights and for ours as well. We owe him so much thanks. We should make him our prince.

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>>5871061

I can respect a man wanting to leave a mark on history, even if it is to sate his own ego. And what better way is there to do that than to Make America Great Again™?

>tfw no redpilled boipucci to pound

boipussy