Gay General: Shitposting Edition

>>5861939
>slut shaming rule
>wouldn't shame sluts
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>5861957
A slut shaming rule is a rule against slut shaming you fucking autist
God damn it i just want to kiss you

>>5861956
parents don't like gays?

4th for tfw no jew bf

>>5861964
Oh... lol.

crab is like a 5 as a girl ngl
he should transition

>>5861967
I don't think parents like their children having sex toys in general mate

>best friend used to rap almost everyday

>got into a thuper therioth relationship

>never hear from him at all, despise seeing my messages as read

I just want to know how your day is going

>>5861967
My mother's fine with me being gay but >>5861997 is more my line of thinking
additionally the embarrassment alone would be something I'd never live down

Reminder that goy-boys belong to superior uncut jewcock

>>5862022
>uncut jewcock
¿Que?

>>5861949
>tinychat/gaygen

ew no rugby owns that room therefore it's literally Auschwitz

>>5862049
I fucked that post up didn't i

>tfw no bf to suck on my small penis.

>tfw no tan skinned long haired muscular bf with a big dick who can take care of me

>>5862258
I'm long-haired and none of those other things so looks like you're shit out of luck

>tfw no

>>5862265
Post ;3

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>tfw buying car i've been lusting after for years soon

>>5862274
https://i.warosu.org/data/fa/img/0110/22/1457293435025.jpg
just 4u

>>5862308
Take me.

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Im ultimately struggling against my homosexuality because of moral issues, Aquinas natural law, etc.

How can I get out of this Limbo?

http://strawpoll.me/7068474

>>5862315
Thanks bro I appreciate that. Actually pretty self-conscious about whether or not guys are cool with long hair desu so that kinda made my day.

>>5862336
Where's the unsure awkward virgin option?

>>5862013
i ordered something a few weeks ago mostly on impulse, what i did was pretty much stalk the mail box until it finally came, totally worth it though

>>5862333
suck dick, fuck butts.

>>5862349
Shit
Maybe I'll just bite the bullet and buy a fleshlight
>but anon, why not a fleshjack? You're on /gg/!
fleshjacks don't seem to have the same selection for sleeves and I kind of have a weird fetish for using women as sex toys. Probably stems from somewhere bad but idk. I'd only ever date a guy though

>turned 18 today
>doesn't feel that special desu

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boys in skirts/panties
yay or nay?

>>5862401
Depends on the person wearing then

>>5862401
looks stupid and weird

>>5862308
you look like someone who blocked me on grindr randomly

>>5862308
too long d e s u
about shoulder length is as far as i can go

>>5862441
Not me
I only have an anon Grindr account and I don't talk to anyone on it, just browse occasionally

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>>5862449
Honestly I kind of agree, I've let it get real fucking long lately
might cut it in a month or two I don't know

>>5862451
kwl
you look pretty qt tho

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>>5862362
Yeah, sounds like a nice decision. But I will never get anyone anyway.

>>5862461
y-you too
you're ayylmao guy, right? If so, the y-you too is genuine

Be me
>18
>in closet
>"straight" friend sends me multiple dick pics
>he clearly wants to fuck me but I dont want to fuck him
>at this stage im not sure if he likes me or just wants dick
>what do

>>5862477
well theres a few diff ayy lmaos here
you brit family

>>5862501
Well I grew up in London but I don't live there anymore sadly

>>5862507
You been hanging out on /hm/ a little too much bud?

>>5862503
but england is a bit of a shithole tbffff

>>5862509
yes, specifically >>>/hm/1298214

>>5862516
Yeah but it's a shithole with culture and a gay scene at least

Western Canada has neither, and it gets down to 40 below sometimes

>>5862520
Yeah that's what I assumed

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>>5862507

This straight guy has some weird homoromantic crush on me. He's misogynistic but says he isn't attracted to dudes. Advice?

Ayy I bought my fleshlight, shower suction cup and all
Hopefully it doesn't get caught in the mail...

>>5862729
What, like in customs or something?
I'm sure they don't give a single shit, and see worse every day.

>>5862740
No, as in someone in my family opening it
Pretty unlikely but I would be really ashamed if that happened honestly
Not to mention the amount of explaining I'd have to do about it being a vagina one

>>5862758
Why would they open your mail?
>He has parents that would possibly open their adult son's mail

>>5862768
I don't know they wouldn't I'm just paranoid
>adult

>>5862811
How old are you?

>>5862817
Not weirdly young
But I'm not gonna explicitly state my age
Seems like a stupid move

>>5862838
Well, you pretty much just confirmed that you're underage. Fuck off.

>>5862838
i.e. <18

>>5862838

1) youre an idiot
2) dont worry about it, they aren't going to open your fucking mail.

>>5862842
>>5862846
Do you have an issue with the fact that a large chunk of 4chan is underage?
Isn't it more of an issue that there are users 18+ who act like children?

>>5862847
I know, and like I said I know that too but that doesn't stop paranoia

>>5862862
i have an issue with people being coy about the principal factor contributing to the topic of discussion for attention. also,
>implying adult behavior exists on 4chan

>>5862896
I don't think I was being coy desu and even if I was it wasn't for the sake of attention so much as for the sake of hopefully not getting b&.
As for the adult behaviour thing, not adult, but there's a difference between occasional shitposting and /b/-style faggotry

I'm going to a gay sauna today. Wish me luck ;__[;

i wish i didnt exist

i wish my consciouness never formulated into being

tfw my whole life is a fucked up mistake

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>>5863067
>>5863076
>>5863123
iktf friend, just remember that nothing matters and that everyone is going to die eventually, so you should try to have fun before then.

>>5863126
will you b my bf
(if you are qt)

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>>5863134
sure. never had a good self-image, so i can't say, but i've been told so before.

>>5862105
Pls be cute, short, and vers.

>>5862552
Sounds like me.

He'll love and care about you deeply, just be prepared to put up with a lot of teasing

>>5862333
Same here famalam.

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>tfw pretty attractive but micropenis
why is life so cruel

>>5863392
if your personality is not garbage or/and you have money or/and you have no problem with weird fetishes your penis size does not matter.

>>5863392
Life hasn't been cruel at all with you. It made you gay so you can bottom, you should be grateful.

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I never realised how much i want a bf until now

oh god :(

>>5863392
Alright

So do you want to go on a date or what dude?

>>5863392
>personality is not garbage
I'm a kind shy introvert
>you have money
not yet at least
>no problem with weird fetishes
I don't, whew ;____;'
>>5863402
bottoming rarely feels good though

>>5863427
yes

>>5863432
Where you at babe?

I'll come get you and we can go out.

>>5863435
sweden

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Why is this thread so depressing?

>>5863447

was it the sad sushi roll picture

sry

>>5863437
Well that makes it very hard, a little bit harder than I anticipated, but not impossible.

So from what I'm looking at is I'll arrive in Stockholm on the 29th. Apparently they didn't have any earlier flights from BWI or Newark.

Is that alright with you?

>>5863392
perfect bottom

>>5863454
29th is my birthday so I'll be away, plus if you're being serious which you are probably not I'd want to speak more with you in private first
>>5863455
see >>5863428

>>5863462
Oh no.

Find a real boyfriend to love forever is serious business.

>tfw ingen gutt

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HNNG MY FUCKING DIIICK

>https://streamable.com/47e6

>>5863470
>love forever
oh ok you're just joking, I was expecting a weekend trip or something and that'd be fine

>>5863447
You have a bf, get out, REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5863485
But I'm being serious.

>>5863488
yeah you should act as if then

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>>5863486
Back back! Back Reeedemon
>>5863451
No. It was kind of kawaii.

>>5863491
Well, did you want to talk more?

I'd be interested.

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>>5863486
Juppy is neither boy nor friend.

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shit post

>>5863435
>>5863437
>>5863454
>>5863462
>>5863470
>>5863485
>>5863488
>>5863491
>>5863526
They met online, started to know eachother and had their first fight in less than 9 posts. That's a record even for gays.

>>5863526
probably not because I'm only interested in guys about my age
>>5863549
lol

>>5863553
so what you're like 50 then senpai?

>>5863559
21 and guys 19-25 is acceptable

>>5861949
the tinychat is /notgaygen

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Being gay equals faggotry!!!!!

>>5863564
I'm 23 babe

>>5863576
Mmmmmm fuck yeah

>>5863576
I'm not interested in a spontaneous relationship with some american though, but if you would like to visit sweden sometime you could perhaps stay with me

>>5863580
So what do you like to do?

Any cool hobbies?

>>5863588
I have cats

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>>5863596

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why do people do this

>>5863640
Hitting on you? I don't understand either...

>>5863640
the closet is that comfy.

Yesterday I had this conversation.
(I'm on green)
Hey
>Hey
Let me send you a pic first
The one I put is not me
(Pic of a much uglier guy)
>Why don't you put your pic?
There's a co worker on here
>Well, he's here for the same reason as you are
Yes. But he's annoying I don't want him to find out I'm gay
>You can just block him
Do you have more photos?

>>5861949
Sauce please..

>>5863640
They're dumb. Usually I just lash out at them and say that I'm not interested in chat only.

What's worse is when you don't want to display your distance, they're hours away from me and they don't realize this even though I'm probably in the bottom of list.

>>5863689

I did have this one guy who was real good at being a daddy dom, heavy on the roleplay
He was hot, too, big and beary but with a friendly face and a nice beard
Too bad he was 214 goddamn miles away.

>>5863695
do you have aids already

are you on prep

>>5863746

No and no, not yet.
I'm also chilling out on the hook ups, tho
Three days of multiple railings has my lower back hurting and i don't wanna break myself on dick.

>>5863768
So did your fiance finally come to his senses and leave your worthless ass?

>>5863768
Why are you so gross?

>>5863640
It's all there in the chat.

>>5863770

No, but we're still separated while he works out his anxiety issues.
Do wish he'd let me help.. but i understand if he feels like he needs space. He's worried about lashing out at me or getting me tied up in something paranoid or angry.
I remember the last time his anxiety got bad and it makes me worry that he's not gonna be able to get the help he needs this time..
I think of him constantly and it's hard not to want to check up on him just as often. I miss him terribly.

>>5863791
I hope he kills himself without leaving you any sort of note/message.

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>shit posting edition
ayyy

>>5863796

Damn, anon, trying to bite deep

>>5863813

wut's up with that move
falling flat on the ground like that

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>>5863826
>falling flat on the ground
a death drop boo get educated

>>5863844

Hrm.. imma learn how.
Looks like you could accidentally fall on your own foot, hurt.

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>tfw no qt slav olympic swimmer bf

I think the hair near the sides of my forehead is starting to become a little too thin and sparse

I should start preparing my body for Finasteride

>Tfw youre making mistakes that shouldn't be made


Fuckkkkk

>>5863362
So what do I do? Continue spending time with him?

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>>5864062
git gud famalamalam

>>5864079
Ill stop senpai...wish I had a bf that helps each other though.

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>>5864083
good

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>tfw dick looks like a baby's

>>5864198
Post it.

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>>5864198
>tfw my dick is probably even smaller than your's

>tfw bretty gud, slightly above average dick
this thread makes me feel good about myself

>>5864226
Don't be a cock tease.
Post tiny baby penis.

>>5864232
sure

13 cm

>>5864234
thats pretty fucking average.. im guessing the only other dicks youve seen were in porn?

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>>5864236
>pretty fucking average
>can barely use it for fucking without it falling out constantly during sex
s-sure it's average a-alright

>>5864234
That's a stat not a penis.
>13 cm
tfw no qt bf who's smaller hard then you are soft.

>>5861997
if I had a kid and I found their dildo while cleaning their room I'd just laugh and put it on the middle of their bed to let them know I know.

>>5864260
That's pretty tame.
I think I'd tie it to their ceiling fan, and leave it running till they get home.

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>>5864248
Aww poor baby. Let me love you anon.
At least you're having sex look at it that way.

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>>5864286
It hurts that none wants me as bf after sexing and it's probably because of baby dick

it hurts...

>>5864292
Id probably date you just because of that tbqh...wed have something in common.

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Sp who has had dom / sub experience here? Not necessarily with all the bdsm paraphernalia, despite the bara mango (although it can be)

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>>5864297
it could work

>>5864298
I don't think I could ever be with someone that wanted to dom or sub, the whole thing + bdsm just makes me laugh.

>>5864298
I wish my boyfriend were more dominant. It's kinda a pain in the ass when I'm the bottom yet I have a more dominant personality then him. But whatever, he's a good lay and I'm happy.

>>5864306
I think the whole topvsbottom thing is pretty bdsm.
Spanking, hair pulling, chocking and even rough sex are all bdsm stuff.
Not everything has to be ball gags and gimp masks.

>>5864329
Yeah, spanking, hair pulling and slapping is pretty humorous to me as well. If someone wanted me to do that to them or do that to me I couldn't take them seriously.

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>>5864211

IM A GROWER NOT A SHOWER OKAY
http://imgur.com/kArm6P8
;_;
>tfw flaccid dick is literally half the size of my pinky finger

>>5864349
It's cute f a m.
Now what does your butt look like?

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>>5864349
>>5864226
Okay you win, I'm slightly bigger

>>5864349
Your pinky finger must be fat as hell. Anyway I don't see anything wrong with your dick. Nice one, but I personally think hair looks better

>>5864360

how big?

>>5864359

small as well D:

>>5864362

its not the erect length im worried about, its just how teeny it is flaccid. I'm like that lil baby off the Nirvana album cover.

>>5864367
>how big?
>>5864234
13-14 depending on how you measure it

>>5863392
hi maki

>>5864369

im 15cm though?? Maybe the angle was weird?

>>5864367
>small as well D:
Squats m8. Can't make your peen bigger, but there's not reason you can't have a nice butt.

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>>5864380

>tfw squats made my butt smaller

>>5864389

how did you even manage that

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>>5864380

i cant

>>5864266
lmao

>>5864395

I lost weight and built muscle, but I guess my ass used to be like 90% fat cause now it is noticeably smaller.

Sucks to be me, natch.

>>5864377
maybe

>>5864400

Oh, damn babe.
Was it nice beforehand, tho?

Testing

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>>5864412

Yeah, it was probably my best feature. A real neckbreaker.

rip :c

>>5864400
This is my fear. Im pretty skinny but a lot of the fat I do have is in my ass. I like squatting too...

>>5864422
>>5864429
If your butt's shrinking because you lost weight, you can just eat more.

>>5864441

Then I'll be fat again though.

id rather have a small butt than a large stomach

>>5864445
you shouldn't have to choose

>>5864456

God is cruel.

>>5864457
>eat an adequate amount of calories and protein
>no excess energy to be converted into body fat
>build butt muscles and get the perfect butt without a fat belly
it's not easy but it's not impossible either

>>5864472

but my musclebutt is
a) smaller
b) less jiggly
c) less squeezable
than my old fatbutt. I just dont see the point desu.

>tfw its sunday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RJaQWjdh9U

>>5864497
uh well yeah if you want your fatbutt you'll have to accept how your body distributes your fat and that some of it will end up in your belly

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Im leaving tomorrow morning legit this time. The other time was a meme.

Thanks for the fun everybody and giving me a home to express my shitposting creativity. You gay guys are pretty cool. Trannies can all burn though.

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mods = gods

>>5864592
shut up cunt, go eat some straight man poo

>>5863909
>wearing swedes
he has good taste too

>tfw bf wants me to be a top, but I am way too much of a sub. I can barely get it up.
>tfw on-again-off-again relationship drama scares my other friends away. Every time I see friends or family they ask "Is everything okay now with you two?", or they steer clear of the topic entirely.
>tfw some of my friends refuse to be in the same room as my bf because of too much drama
>tfw bf stormed off this morning and I am not sure what particular thing I did pissed him off
>I have a sneaking suspicion he is about to break up with me over text message (like he has done in the past)
I hate drama.

>>5864441
Thats the plan. The reality is that my butt will stay big, just change in shape a bit. The trick is consistently eating more.

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Would you fuck Steve Carell?

>>5864731
He wants you to fuck him really hard, i mean REALLY HARD, bitches need to be up on their place, yo. He does this so one day you might snap at him and rape his bp with anger.

Try to pin him down and fuck him and you might see him become a docile puppy for a week until his lust for cock starts again.

>>5864744
sure why not

I don't want another pretty face, I don't want just anyone to hold, I don't want my love to go to waste, I want you and your beautiful soul. You're the one I want to chase, you're the one I want to hold, I won't let another minute go to waste, i want you and your beautiful soul.

>>5864816
Sounds creepy desu
Serial killer style

>>5864669
>swedes
huh

>>5864744
sadly yes

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>>5864820
swedish goggles bruh
they're what the kool kidz wear
they have no silicone pad around the eye, just pure plastic, so you can look tough and shit
they're also super cheap, super easy to customize and comfy as fuck if you get them to fit right.

>>5864867
I had no idea /fa/ got into swimming.

>>5864861
>sadly
He's a cute daddy now, you don't have to be ashamed of wanting him inside you

>>5864744
He's handsome, but too much of a manlet.
He'd play very different roles if he were a tall man.

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>you will never be the Czech Hunter guy

Who else is really ugly and gonna die alone?

>>5864907
Here

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>>5864875
oh yeah bitch you have no idea
look at this suit. It's like 350 bucks and it will let you drop like .5 seconds on a 50m free if you're lucky
you think people buy them? Of course they fucking do they look cool as fuck

>>5864914
Are you searing with anger while simultaneously depressed and fearful? Like, I'm not sure if I can go my whole life alone.
The only reason I'm still alive is because there's the smallest chance someone would like me maybe because everyone says there's someone out there for everyone.

>>5864932
I wish I could get angry. I'm just apathetic, but I'm probably older than you. I knew since I was a kid I was ugly and would die alone so I came to terms with that long ago. Now I just wait for the ride to be over.

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>>5864879
If he were tall and masculine, he probably wouldn't have made it as a comedian.
>>5864907
>mfw
>>5864930
Not going to lie. I'd def wreck a guy wearing those.
>>5864932
Lift away the feels. If you have to be ugly, you might as well be big and ugly.

>>5864950
How old are you? I'm 22. So I'm not exactly young by 4chan standards.

>>5864891
He seems disgusting desu

>>5861949
I'M AL OCONNOR HOW DO I BANG MY OWN BROTHER PLS???

>>5864956
Older by far

>>5864958
>Me
>Disgusting
>Him
>Disgusting and fucks twinks

wew

Guys I accidentally told 3 of my mates I'm gay and I don't know how to come out to the rest as the reception wasn't too good with those 3. Should I just kill myself?

>>5864954
Is he even a comedian? He just acts in comedies. It's not like he's the one making up the jokes. But yeah, they wouldn't be able to play the "small sad man" trope. If he were 6' 2" though, he could have been famous way earlier in life as a hot guy, and then be worshipped forever like George Clooney.

>>5864954
>lift away the feels. If you have to be ugly, you might as well be big and ugly
Ugh... my personality is so meek and small though. I have an androgynous thing going for me. But I'm sure I'll have to go man mode soon anyways since everyone hates girly boys unless they're really pretty.

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>>5864965
You make a good point

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>>5864968
I DON'T KNOW SENPAI ALL I KNOW IS I JUST WANNA FUCK MY BRO'S BIG BUNS

>>5864962
You never know. I've had sex with ugly old guys out of desperation.

>>5864968
Open their minds or get better friends

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>cute vers bear talking to me for a couple of days
>super nerdy, super kinky
>wants to rim me while i read manga
>after a couple days of talking, pic related

Goddamnit it.

>>5864981
But tbf, the rest of my friends are cunts...

>>5864984
What do you care.

>>5864978
I doubt it. Even if you would there would be things preventing it. I'm content with remaining khv for the rest of life.

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>>5864592
I don't think you realize how proud of this I am. I created something so bad and dumb that it gets publicly banned now. The goal was too never create a meme but too annoy.

Im finished with the grinch posting but fuck that's so awesome.

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>>5864984
>Goes on grindr and judges the people who uses it

you fucking trips are the worst of the worst

>>5864986
Why are they your friends then

>>5864992
I wouldn't be. Not now anyways. But I guess time let's you give up and transition into apathy.
I wonder when that will happen to me.

>>5864999
Because I'm a cunt myself, it's a vicious cycle of being a fucking degenerate faggot

>>5864999
Nice trips senpai

They're the only people that like me :C

You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life

>>5865006
When there are medical issues involved you just have to embrace that life. Although I say that now in my 30s. As people around me start to settle more, suicidalness might come back and final end it all.

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>>5865016
LADS I'M PROPER LOPPED. WHAT DO I DO?!

>>5865016
Ooooo
See that girl
Watch that scene
Digging the dancing queen

>tfw daddy's princess

feels good man

>>5865023
Yeah, if I were 30+ and a khv I'd probably have ended it all already, unless I really got absorbed in hobbies or something.
I already have lots of hobbies to take up my time too. Maybe I'll just get more involved with those.

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>>5864954
so would I because they look fucking awesome
just look at those TYR-laden glutes

>>5864349
You'd look great with panties on

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>>5864298
>>5864306
>>5864314
I asked because a guy Ive been fuckbuddying with off and on with increasingly dom/sub play has suggested me being tied up, which Ive never done. I do trust him, and the thought is pretty exciting honestly. I was curious about if anyone had any experience with that, or just D/s experience in general.

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I wish I were this fab

>>5865059
>beat up a drunk guy
Lol so fierce.

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im ultra gay

i want to be fucked

i like to suck dicks

finger my ass all night

and a man to cuddle with me watching a movie would be great right now

>>5865124
Gross
Why can't you be one of those gays that won't stop quoting drag queens instead
This is a family friendly board

Okay lads I deleted grindr
I just can't stand that bullshit anymore
>>5865127
Those people are pretty annoying though
Gross sluts at least aren't annoying

>>5865033
there are people that have worked hard for me not to an hero, so I don't want to traumatize them. sucks living for others but it is what it is, when they are gone i'll probably do it.

>>5865134
>Gross sluts at least aren't annoying
Gross slut detected

>>5865143
Nah I'm pure

>>5865141
I wish suicide was destigmatized. Then people couldn't guilt each other into suffering with depression or hopelessness anymore.

>>5865124

This describes me, but I'm also a virgin and not gay.

I want to lose it to hot hot butt sex.

>>5865150

Me too. I want love.

>>5865163
>not gay.
>I want to lose it to hot hot butt sex
Huh.

>>5865194
It's not gay if he isn't sexually attracted to the guy :^)

>>5864907
Hi.

Could you ever be friends with a dumb person?

I've come to the conclusion that I am dumb

;_;

I just to hold hands with a cute guy.

so i'm still at the friend's house (the one i cursed the other night) and it turns out he sleeps in his undies and nothing more

anyone want to see the pics i took

>>5865205
that makes you smarter than a lot of people

>>5865205
Yeah. Some of my favorite people are dumb.

>>5865212
Duh

>>5865205
the guy i'm going out with right now is dumb as a box of fucking rocks but he's a blast to hang out with

>>5865183
You'll get because you're a loser

>>5865212
>the one i cursed the other night
are you a witch?

>>5865205
>friends with a dumb person?
Sure.
Especially if he's good looking and easy to seduce.

>"you dress too?"
What the fuck does this mean?

>>5865226
>tfw dumb AND boring

I'm so glad I found my boyfriend before I lost my mind

>>5865230
You'll never get it*

>>5865210
holding hands isn't that great
whether you're walking or just sitting

>>5865212
i'm waiting...

>>5865238
hes asking if you're a drag queen

>>5865257
That's because you're a spooky scary hungry skelington.

>>5865260
>>5865223
it's taking me a fuckin minute
apparently the files themselves are over four MB so i'm sending them to myself on facebook and then i'll compress em real quick and stick em up here

>>5865231
it's not hard to put a curse on someone but i'm pretty sure it locks your karma to 0 for the rest of your life

>>5865268
what does that have to do with holding hands

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>>5865264

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if you could choose for one trip to be trapped inside a burning house with no chance of escape, who would you choose?

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>>5865275
It's not comfy.

Why is it so hard for me to get over someone when it just seems like they get over me really quick?

>>5865289
Ann. Because We don't want him to escape.
The rest may try to escape for Our entertainment.

>recognized by former classmate on Grindr
>tfw afraid of "dating" apps forever
I-I mean, maybe he's not on other apps, right?

>>5865257
Why would you lie like that?

>>5865305
Oh I know. This is why I refrain from posting pictures on that shit.

>>5865289
slutboi
he wouldn't be able to fit out the door even if he tried to escape

>>5865305

Some guy apparently recognizes me from elementary/middle school on grindr, but I honestly have no memory of him. I really don't have much memory of even high school honestly.

>>5865319
How does it feel knowing you'll always be alone?

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boom

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>When black people message you on dating apps

why are there so many normies itt

where are the hugless kissless virgins who don't use grindr or any other shitty app
baka

>>5865327

I think if I was a bit more active socially I could find someone, grindr and dating sites aren't the ideal places to meet people.

>>5865329

He looks cute

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>>5865332
right here buddy

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>>5865289
All of you are flamers already though tbqh what would a burning house do?

>>5865332
they all left.

>>5865329
Who is this jism prism?

>>5865348
ooo gurl

>>5865319

Actually now I remember him, he was friends with two gossipy bitches in high school.

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>>5865345
yeah, well
it seems like the curse worked so we'll see
he's been chowing like a hog all weekend

>>5865332
I only got back on like last week because my fb is too busy for me and I'm bored. I won't actually talk to anyone.
>>5865331 and
>>5865238
are mine. All I get are weirdos, sickos, and oldies..
Oh, and my fb is twice my age, has a small pp, and never has time for me, so I only have one because I settled.

>>5865337
Nah you wouldn't we all know this

>>5865332
>where are the hugless kissless virgins who don't use grindr or any other shitty app
Killed by the normies.
Driven to suicide by the wretched actions of peasant scum.

>>5865367

Now now anon, just because you're lonely and bitter doesn't mean everyone else has to be.

>>5865331
Oh I know it's the worst
I dont reply to people who leave their race section blank because it's always blacks

>>5865378
It's always arabs or asians here.

>>5865375
It means you have to be though

>tfw

http://i.imgur.com/3ejBCnk.jpg

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>>5865331
>when anything but white qts of your age whispers you on dating apps

>>5865384

Gotta always have hope anon!

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>>5865318
>tfw the only way he can burn calories is putting him in a burning house

>>5865345
If you say someone's cute then I instinctively know it's an ogre.

>>5865385
who's dat

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>>5865355
a friend of mine, i'm at his house for the weekend
i tried putting a curse on him the other night to make him gain weight and it seems to have worked

so far he's eaten a whole pizza, two of those grilled chicken sandwiches from mcdicks, some chocolate chip pancakes we made, a milkshake, a bigass plate of sushi and some taco bell

>>5865385
>http://i.imgur.com/3ejBCnk.jpg
why is this elephants trunk curving up to find a waterhole or something?

>>5865391
Hope for what?

>>5865387
Ugh that gif is so gross.
I don't mind non-whites. Like, some spics and terrorists can be hot. But hot black guys are like 1 out of 100,000, and those ones definitely are not the ones messaging me.

>>5865403
he's chub already.
his tats r shit.

soz bbz.
I'd probs still fuck it though.
He's worth a squirt

>>5865403
He looks like he's a loser who like EDM and goes to music festivals

>>5865403

He looks super cuddly and warm and his tum is cute, I wanna nibble his beard.

>>5865403
You need to make him fatter so that no woman will want him.

Oh and he seems adorable.

>>5865428
>>5865421
what's fucking me up is
he's pretty proud of his body so he's still flexing and checking himself out and shit
but he keeps rubbing his gut and belching
and honestly all of it drives me wild and i never expected it to

>>5865409
This
Some Latinos and Middle Eastern men are pretty hot

>>5865440
I think the only one you've put a curse on is yourself, and its a curse that will keep having you disappointed over and over again.

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>>5865440
Those are some manly traits and I would be more surprised if they didn't drive a gay man wild.

>>5865440
And you'll never have him

>>5865440

Sounds p cute, i think
I'd find that pretty endearing

>>5865440
he has a worse body than me and I aint proud of my body.
At least he's confident

>>5865520
he's 6'4 dude. that's kinda hard to beat

>>5865529

Oh, fuck, tell him to come over.

>>5865529
then he shouldnt be that fat.

Daily reminder that being attracted to masculinity is a sign of weakness.

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He's got a nice dick, but everything about him screams "you're going to get murdered"

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>>5865557
Please don't do this to yourself ;__;'

>>5865529
I hate it, but that makes him 3 times hotter.
>>5865557
Ugh, I mean, I guess if you just do it doggy style that wouldn't be totally disgusting.
>>5865556
Who cares.

>>5865557
HOE DON'T DO IT

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>>5865556
This
All women are shit tbqh...


Gays aren't though because they arent women and they are actually the most redpilled minority group of them all. Being attracted to the superior gender finding a loophole in gods game.

>>5865566
But he has a kissing fetish and like I don't like kissing people who I'm attracted to them more than just a hook up. So I'd pretty much have to see his face

>>5865572
>Gay men
>Redpilled

Do you know any gay man in real life? You've on /lgbt/ too much.

>>5865573
This would only work out if you have a fetish for being raped by scary as fuck fat old ugly men.

>>5865585
Which I do. I have a daddy fetish, but that's it. All the daddy type guys I get with aren't scary as fuck either.
The bags on his bed makes me think he's going to suffocate me.

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>>5865579
No most gays irl annoy me and wear too much perfme or cologne and I assume they are aids ridden.

But those are normies though and all normies straight or gay have at least one STD all of them.

>>5865590
So are you just repulsed by the fact he thought it was a good idea to pose next to trash and a moldy wall, or is he actually ugly to you? And if so, are you into creepy/ugly old men?
If you're into fat ugly old men, I'd say go for it. Most people don't kill people.

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>There's no one new around you.

>>5865608
I'm repulsed by the wall, and I just don't find him attractive.

>>5865621
That dick must be fucking amazing for you to have even bothered.
Share creepy murderer dick please.

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BE MY BF RIGHT NOW (unless you're an uggo)

I-I think I have herpes down there

How do I know for sure? It first appeared last year like twice. Now it has happened like once in feb and already once in march.

Although it looks nothing like the pictures I get when I google genital herpes, which is like a rash with multiple dots covering an area and sometimes on the dick. For me it's always one single wide circle thing which appears like in the middle of the pubes.

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>>5865660
>(unless you're an uggo)
>tfw you are an uggo

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>>5865660
>unless you're an uggo

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>>5865611
>matches never respond

>>5865675
there's nothing worse than being ugly ;-;

>>5865675
>>5865681
>>5865684
I can get over your uggoness if you can get over my small benis