/gaygen/ Muscles and stength appreciation edition.

>>5826658
>too become stronger.
>too

>tfw no jew bf

What kinda boys are jews into

>>5826678
other jews mostly

>>5826685
:((

Is okcupid even worth opening a profile there?

>>5826706
okcupid is the polar opposite of grindr. On grindr you have people wanting to meet up and fuck right away. On OKC you have people too scared to ever leave their rooms.

It's good if you want some online relationship roleplay though.

>>5826678
Rich boys.

>>5826658
I actually followed Scott Herman when I first started lifting.

I don't have any problems with Rip Toad or Scoobs, but for the most part I learned my form and a simple plan through Scott which I built upon to get where I am at today.

But I use 5x5 or 5x3 now.
Stats
Squat 285x5
DL 335x5
BP 225x5
OHP 135x5

>tfw you're almost at the 115lbs away from the 1000lb club
>tfw no twink bf to become my new lifting partner

>>5826765
Scott Herman is fine. After boot camp im going to bulk again. Im depressed at how badly I did it even though I have good stats. Ive been lifting for three years but I wish I did it better and I will later.
Those are good stats though How long lifting?

B U S S Y
U
S
S
Y

>>5826803
About three years.

The sad part is I didn't really do a lot of compound bar based exercises when I first started. So I wasted a little time, using only dumbbells for just about everything.

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>tfw dislocated knee while watching netflix a few weeks ago so can't lift

I fucking hate my life ;_;

>>5826894
You really must be more careful when watching Netflix, Rugly. Remember to stretch and warm up first.

>>5826816
That's how long ive been lifting also and we have similar stats. Were going to make it.

>>5826894
Nico nico niiiiii<3

>so boring even my phobias are vanilla

>>5826920
What are you afraid of?

I don't want to leave Australia and go back to shithole Europe. This place is a paradise.

>>5826922
Heights and Spiders

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Do you guys like my ass?

My fetish is turning you boys straight :3

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>>5826920
>hurr I'm so boring
>secretly kills qt boys and only keeps their hands as his bf

>>5826953
I didn't know epic failure counted as a fetish.

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Do your reps boys...

It makes me hard tbqh...

>>5826977
bees and wasps are the actually scary vanilla phobia

Snakes are some pussy shit

i wrote this song for my ex
do you think he'll take me back

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05UUamV0UrD

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>>5827011
It's only acceptable to be scared of bees and wasps if you're allergic to their sting. Otherwise sit your ass down and stop screaming just because a wasp flew into the classroom.

>mfw getting a detention for putting a wasp in some bitch's pencilcase and shaking it up to piss off the wasp so it flew into her face when she opened it
Absolutely banterous.

>>5827032
Snakes are like the least dangerous thing all they do is run

wasps literally go out of their way to injure you if you are within 100 feet of their territory

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>>5826765
>tfw just got babby's first gym membership
>no lifting bf to coach me
suffering, etc.

>>5827061
Where you located at bb?

We can make gains together, friendship, love, etc.

>>5827051
maybe thats cos u a lil bitch

>>5826953
Like I hate to be that tumblr faggot who complains about unrealistic skinny models or etc, but jesus christ that is skinny. I'm way underweight and that's still like way skinnier then I am.

>>5826658
>Vagina

>>5827127
>He thinks that's skinny
Are you American or British?
That's how a healthy woman should look.

i wish i was someone else

it's so hard to be real (what is real anyway)

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>>5827099
south chicago area.

i'm such an autist

>>5827138
>>5827135
okay

a bloo bloo bloo mother fucker

That's some weak shit, you little punk ass bitch.

Jesus didn't die for no weak ass shit.

Get it together.

>>5827099
>>5827140

Do you know this gay chicago shaman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6X9IirHRmc

Are the majority of gay people in chicago like that?

>>5827140
The South side of Chicago is the baddest part of town.

And if you go down there, you better just beware
Of a man named Leroy Brown.
BAD BAD LEROY BROWN

If you were in the Mid-Atlantic, I'd be a lot more willing to drive several hours to lift heavy things and put them down with you. I've got a lot of free time.

I want to sell all my stuff, leave town, and disappear.

>>5827144

The sky isn't blue.
Water isn't clear.
Trees aren't green.

>>5827120
It tru

Circe hasn't posted all day. This is strange.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eY7bGaccWI

>>5827155
Most cities have the south side be the bad part for whatever reason.

Except in Milwaukee where it'a the north side

Bliss is ignorance.

>>5827199
Damn...

>>5827255
Better than /deadgen/ 2bh

>tfw lost 35 lbs in the last few months

Someday I'll be qt

>>5827146
no. god no. there are a lot of fairly sane gays in chicago, but everyone is "discreet," i.e. closeted. also thuggish black dudes everywhere.

>>5827155
i do too. oh well, at least i have my projects.

>>5827257
If you have a vile face it won't save you, but if you're losing it the healthy way at least there's a benefit it after all

>>5827271
i should clarify that everyone in south chicago seems to be downlow. go north, and there are sore-thumb homos everywhere.

>tfw no boyfriend to start fights with people randomly and beat them up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIOISUN7Dxk

Who /violence/ here?

>>5827280
Yeah the main motivation is health not appearance because I'm not expecting to look good, just better than I currently do. I definitely feel a lot better than I did at my biggest

Would you tell your hypothetical bf about a sex dream you had with someone else?
In this hypothetical the sex dream was with a woman and it was terrible.

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So I went on a date with this guy and
His dick was really, really big.
And at the end of the date, when we tried to fuck, uh
He just didn't fit. So we got me a new glass toy to practice with.
Telling story because I wanted to give context to also show off my new glass toy.

>>5827376
I mean everyone has their fantasies and dreams included.

I don't know if you're bi, like I am, but I don't think I'd tell the person if they're exclusively gay.

I had a boyfriend and he was very very insecure about women and me. Granted I teased him a bit about it. But It's just something that I've learned not to do, despite how funny and cute it was to see him get mad. Yet it does weigh on their mind.

And I think it's quite obvious it does here, as you can see from the rampant reee breeders reee biscum reee etc.

>>5827405

Hey Circe.
Do you just have big hands? That doesn't look that big.

But then I prefer small-medium cocks, too, myself. Can't even find my dildo.

>>5827428

I do have big hands, aye.
And, desu, i prefer medium dicks.
I just happened to have started seeing a guy with a big ol meaty dong, I didn't know how big it was 'till he was in my bedroom.

>>5827255
>threads so dead people are actually missing grinchposter.

Who was the grinchposter anyway?

>>5827435
how big?

>>5827419
I identify as gay but realistically I'm probably a 5/6 on the Kinsey scale. Still gold star though.

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>>5826658

>tfw no mark rippetoe daddy

>>5826658
>fraud and /gaygen/ threads are the same
Could have gotten real awkward real fast.

>>5827127
It's also photoshopped to fuck. No humans look like that.
It's weird how people essentially masturbate to aliens. Shouldn't stuff like this technically be classed beastiality?

>>5827536

Here's me straddling him.
puu.sh
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>>5827565

>>5827565
how big are you?
you should ask him how big he is

>>5827565
Why are you always sleeping around and why do you need attention 24/7?

>>5827583

I'm like 5" ? Ish. I haven't measured in a loooong time. It never really comes up, desu.
He said he was right at 8".

>>5827591
>tfw circe has a bigger penis than you

>>5827585
Nobody ever really loved him, so he craves attention/affection.

>>5827591
>8"
not sure if i buy that.

>>5827602
He seems to get it on with literally everyone else than his "fiance".

This thread just turned fucking foul. What the fuck has happened to you, gaygen?

Fuck. I actually miss freddie.

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>>5827599
Jesus Christ get penis enhancement pills or something.

>>5827603

I mean, the link to the picture is like right there.

>>5827620
right, i'm just saying, it doesn't really look like it.

>>5827620
Circe as someone who is histrionic your choices in life confuse and disgust me.

>>5827628

Oh, well, alls i know it was too big to fit in without lots of stretching and lube and eventually we just decided to do other sex stuff and then just lots of kissing and grindy cuddling. I probably apologized way too much. I feel like I did.
Imma try to be ready next time, tho.

>>5827637
penis size is your only choice in a man? you faggots are fucking retarded.

>tfw would rather have dead gen than have circe gen.


You really are the worst poster of all time including every shitpostet autist attenion whore brutal poster avatarfag.

You are just a bad poster not even entertaining enough to hate. You're just like someone that enjoys saying disgusting things in our ear all the time.

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Quiet old fag gen as always

>>5827405

does this guy know you have a fiance?

>>5827674
gross

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>>5827681
He has an open whore relationship why does it matter, nothing decent matters to people like him

does anyone have that foreskin chart picture?

>>5827681
Why would he care?
Circe's just a desperate cumdump who would have sex with literally anybody. It's fucking sad how low its standards are, an how desperate it is for attention.

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>>5827691
I like how you call him 'it' I think we all should start calling it by 'it'

>>5827687
>>5827691

I mean if I was a guy who was meeting him I'd assume he was single unless he told me. Open relationships aren't this common in the gay scene, are they?

How hurtful it would be to meet a guy, really like him than find out he has a fiance/bf.

Is circe the worst poster of all time?

Who else has a mother with narcissistic personality disorder?

>>5827674
well 2 of them are passable i guess.

>>5827701
shark used to be.

>>5827705
Really? They're unattractive as hell.

>>5827699
>Open relationships aren't this common in the gay scene, are they?
I've never come across one in real life gays, but they seem somewhat common on grindr etc. However, I've learnt not to view hookup apps as an accurate cross section of the gay demographic.

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>>5827699
>Open relationships aren't this common in the gay scene, are they?
excuse me while I bust my gut laughing at this ignorant question

also, Im pretty sure the guy it fucked doesn't care. random sex is something gays do whether or not the guy is attached or not

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>>5827703
She's not narcissistic but she was and still is controlling.

>>5827712
middle and right are ok.

>>5827699
>Open relationships aren't this common in the gay scene, are they
Not really. Casual sex, sure, but I don't feel gays treat actual relationships all that differently. At least in my experience.
I doubt anyone really likes Circe unless they're equally desperate for attention (slutboi), they just want a hole to fuck.

>>5827703
mom and i were never really that close, but when dad died, we became bros.

>>5827703
total opposite I'm the crazy narcissistic one while mom is about world peace and shit
>>5827719
ay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpY0tmpLZBs

Please. I need this forsaken coverage index chart. I know one of you must have saved it.
Google isn't returning anything.

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>>5827726
> they just want a hole to fuck.
This. Gays usually don't have any morals about such actions as much as straights do either. Cheating is a human issue throughout all of the spectrum lgbt and straight alike. It just seems more common in the lgbt community because there's a smaller population compared to heterosexuals as a whole.

I love Stephen Fry. He reads to me in Harry Potter, I fall asleep with his shows on, he was in the Hobbit, and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39EPz2JsbUk.

What more can a man want?

>>5827703
Yes. Mine tends to overreact to a lot of stuff to get attention, has a hard time understanding different personalities, and is obsessed with what other people think of her.
If she wasn't my mother, I doubt I'd be able to stand being around her.

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>>5827751

try karl pilkington if you like that kind of thing

>>5827758
thanks bb, although he does have a face for radio

>>5827699

Yeah, I let him know before we got too involved.
He's a friend of a friend so i wouldn't want to break any hearts or cause a thing.
He's real fun to hang out with, tho.
He's inviting me over to play vidja sometime and we're gonna trade off watching wrestling (his) and anime (mine).
The date was fun, too~

Anyone else /willonlydatejews/ here

>>5827805
Jews are like, .5% of the population here.

>>5827805
lol no

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I wanna suck dick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COrhxaJrJQE

No qt fem bf to strip dance for me.

>>5827890
ew that's gay.

>>5826658
Too bad you're too fucking dumb to be literate.

>>5827892
ive been slainnnn

WHERE IS MY QT TWINK/TWUNK VERS BOYFRIEND

OR WHY CAN'T MY EX JUST COME BACK

GETTING TIRED OF THIS

>>5827940

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGst0kGk60I

who has fart or underwear fetish?

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>>5827892
what

>>5827969

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZyxGOc4MP0

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>>5827971
i guess it's always smelly in philadelphia

>>5827971
I've never been attracted to blacks.

But that just made me heterosexual.

>>5827971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXkRryevnTE

this guy loves ftms 2

Hey /gg/, I need some advice.
>came to grips with my sexuality very late, around when I was 20
>never dated or had sex in high school
>became too nervous to put myself out there in college, because I had no experience
>still had a good social life regardless
>would get hit on by guys or girls most of the time I went out, but would reject them all, even if the guys were cute
>now I'm 24
>almost done with school, have a pretty good job, and my shit together in general
>feel ready to put myself out there, but still a virgin who hasn't been on a date

So my question is, what do I do?
I'm worried if I tell someone that I'm a dateless virgin at 24 they'll be weirded out. And I don't really want to lie to them and tell them I'm experienced.
I could try and bring myself to hook up with some random guy on Grindr to get some experience, but I don't like the idea of my first time being with some hook up who just wants to pump and dump and kick me out afterwards. Not that my virginity is special or anything.

>>5827927

WHERE IS MY QT SAGGING JEAN BOYFRIEND SO I CAN PULL HIS PANTS DOWN AND SUCK ON HIS D WHENEVER I PLS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAccmQNQu5Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFlWC35rAnw

so qt too emo though

>>5827993
>I'm worried if I tell someone that I'm a dateless virgin at 24 they'll be weirded out.
Err no, it's endearing.

>I could try and bring myself to hook up with some random guy on Grindr to get some experience, but I don't like the idea of my first time being with some hook up who just wants to pump and dump and kick me out afterwards. Not that my virginity is special or anything.

Please don't. Not that it's something really bad, but you get to have the highschool romance for the first time, so use it. I had sex at 16 with a rando older (don't even like older guys), and it was shitty. Please live out a fairy tale romance, don't use shitty apps.

>>5827993

Don't worry about it, anon.
There's all types in the world.
Most people will be chill enough to abide and take you as you are, unless they're just in for a hook up or something.

>>5827993
quit stressing. most people will find the fact that you are inexperienced and unfamiliar very cute. helping people explore and understand what they like is a lot of fun.

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>Tfw straight
>tfw made an okcupid just to look at girls
>tfw overwhelming hatred seeps through and think they are all disgusting.
>deleted okcupid

Women don't deserve me. They deserve to get raped and beaten daily. Vaginas are so gross.

>>5828143
>straight

>>5827993
Don't listen to >>5828034
Your fairy tale High School romance doesn't exist. If it did it would've happened by now; some people are lucky some aren't - that's life. All you can do is accept the reality and move on. If that means fucking a stranger for you, go for it. If not, don't. It's your life.

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>>5828143
The fact you haven't killed yourself yet is quite alarming to say the least.

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>>5828151
Naw im perfect. Its others that are disgusting.
My dream is too completely be alone away from all humanity. Its been my dream all my life. Im going to make it on my own terms by myself.

One day im going to be in a different country in my personal room that I've never had by myself staring outside at people who aren't my skin color no connection away from everything.

I hate everybody.

>>5828143
Didn't you say you were going to shitpost on /fit/ instead?

>>5828143
buttslut?

>>5826658
Why is it hard to find porn with big, tall strong guys topping qt manlet twinks that *isn't* "dad/son"?

-GayGen posts a picture of a bear

Surpise fuckin Surpise.

>>5828344
are you a cute boy and do you want to be my boyfrien ;-;

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I love the way my ass feels after a good fucking. It's warm and tingly.

>>5828415
Best post sex feeling ever.

>>5828283
Kind of upsets me too. As long as they aren't too hairy/old it I can still fap to it.
>>5828419
Better then post sex cuddles?

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>>5828454
But hairy older guys are hot.

>>5828461
Yeah. But in this case I'm self inserting as the big guy doing the fucking. Kind of hard if the guys a couple decades older then me
>look at all the awesome sex i could have
>in twenty years
>when I rape my stepson

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>>5828461
ew no

>>5828495

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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>>5828486
>>5828491
>>5828495
Epic simply epic

>>5828506

OH FUCK I GOD DAMN YOU GWPD YOU BEAT ME AT THE LAST MINUTE

>>5828506
>>5828510
what are you guys on about??

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>>5828480
>implying big beefy hairy older masculine men don't bottom

>>5828515

My retarded longcat combo was broken by GWPD and that smug faceposter! I'm so sad and pathetic! Even in this ridiculously slow general, I couldn't make ends meet!!

>>5828499
That's a face I haven't seen in a while.

>>5828536
Are you autistic or something?
That was my combo and it was complete, stop trying to impersonate me.

>tfw you take a piss after you cum and the urine gets all over the place

>>5828538
Good thing too its ugly.

>>5828551
I don't know that feel, but
>tfw edging for hours, finally cum, have to pee, can't pee bout terrible pressure in bladder, piss only comes out in forced painful squirts because prostate is enlarged to the size of a grapefruit.

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I hate when my bf goes to sleep before me. Which is virtually every night.

>I only ever want to be a little girly femboi
>in this muscular body

I'm going to end up being one of those bodybuilders in lace panties ;_;

http://57.media.tumblr.com/fab7ab4e5c945909f3582bb6328b95a4/tumblr_o19tt4mhgh1ukhnm5o9_500.gif

>>5828614
That's pretty gay.

Not including personality.

Who is the hottest person here?

>>5828593
Yeah mine too, whenever he wants to go to sleep he will turn off everything, but if I'm falling asleep he's still doing things in the room with lights on and never comes to bed to watch shows so we can fall asleep together.

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>>5828628
me desu

>>5828550

It's ok, Anon. You don't have to step to my aid. I know my combo was a failure. If only I'd gotten that last little bit in. So close!

>>5828635
Next time use the correct image size if you're going to be this autistic.

>>5828638

Oh no!
My combo was doomed to failure even without that blasted interference!

This day of long cat failure will live in infamy for sure!

>>5828604
Hnnnng!

>>5828604
Juppy pls.

double time sundays yes

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>>5828800
I love you and I think you should stop taking drugs.

Realitys fucked up

I think I have the balls to kill myself now that im drunk.

Will it get better probably not because im ambitious and never satisfied.

I can try though.

Maybe I should murder myself.

why do girls get all the straight guys?

>>5829002
Because they are straight and youre a faggot.

>>5829019
you're right, but you don't have to be so blunt about it. ;~;

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>tfw

>>5829028
Im a piece of shit that always speaks my mind regardeless.

>>5829029
You drunk?

Why do I want cock from a big strong man?

I'm not even gay but I really want to submit. It's like I have this animalistic urge that I can't control.

Should I shave my own arse or go to salon ?

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I had sex with finnys mom you fucking faggot

>>5829050

Guys, help. I'm straight.

This possible r9k guy at campus sounds so gay but I'm not sure if it's because he's socially awkward. He was arguing with some bitch about feminism and is always alone, pretty average looking but I'm into that. I can tell he wants to communicate with someone but I'm also afraid he'll be the clingy type if I seduce him. I just want to have some fun.

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>>5829129
Who gives a shit if "hes the r9k type"

Just take advantage of him have your fun than ditch him. He's the retard thats having confusion. Plus a semester only lasts what only 4 months maximum.
Who gives a shit what they think.

Just pretend youre nice so if you need them later just pretend you were nice the whole time than blame him when shit goes down. I mean its his fault was trying to pursue you. What a nutjob lol.

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>There are Nintendo fanboys who defend this shit tier character
>Psychopath
>sadistic
>Looks like the male version of Marie from Persona 4 the Golden because he's just a bunch of fetishes rolled up into one

This is what happens when designers are told they are only allowed to make one gay option for a game. They have to try and shove everything they can into one character which means only a few will actually like it.

>Can't fug the fox or dog boy
>Nintendo trying to lie to me and tell me neither of them have ever sucked a dick ever

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>>5829169
Idk anything about nintendo but i do know that I would fug you tbqh.

>>5828593
>>5828630
my bf and I generally just have sex and then fall asleep at the same time cuddling. The morning is worse because I like to wake up early and he refuses to leave bed until like 1pm.

>>5829199
and we'd fuck you too

I really need friends, but I don't what to do

>>5829218
I don't know*

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>>5829206
You dont understand ho much I love men. I love them all. Its wiere how you think im hot even though im not.
I want to love all men

>>5829225
its weird how you think you arent

>>5829240
Do you know who I am?
I honestly just want someone to be me while I act a fool.

>>5829243
dont think I do, but you have a damn nice body

>>5829243
>Trying to fill the Bullykun shaped hole in your heart

>>5829252
Testing

>>5829252
How are you trying to fill that bully kun in my heart?

Its weird even though im nothing more than a shitposter mtfg brings brought me up everyday for nearly four months straight.

I just want to hide away with one person and just be alone. Im weak right now you should all take advantage if you actually think im worth it.

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>>5829294

are you ok senpai?

>>5829283
>Testing
Attention Please

>>5829294
>>5829307
Is the torso pic deity? i legitimately dont even know

>>5829325
no cause i cant identify namefags without their names

Pls dont bully tooooooo much ._.
I like getting bullied but ill leave everyone alone.

>>5829374

Are you on steroids?

>>5829374
wait why did you swap to your name or was that person faking you
also please dont kill yourself

>>5829374
Post Roid butt

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Fuck/Marry/kill

>>5829488

Fuck the tall one with the beard, kill the beardless one if i really, really have to, marry the jolly chubnerd.

>>5829488
Fuck my life
Marry despair
Kill myself

>>5829488
I am mr right, would fuck mr left and push the fatty off a bridge.

>>5829488
All of these guys are too masc, i don't want to be the bitch of the relationship.

>>5829553
>having a bitch in a relationship
>not just liking each other

>>5829488
Lefty has a goofy face, would berry.
Kill middle.
Fuck right.

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>>5829488

Kill Kill Kill

>>5829555
Right, but i'm on 4chan, so i'm obviously insecure and very autistic, and masculine guys make me feel like my own masculinity is threatened. Jeez.

>>5829553
There is a lot of masc subs, senpai

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Fuck, Marry or Kill

>>5829623
Kill all three of them

Cuddle the dog

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>>5829623

>>5829629
Marry Justin,
Fuck steve,
I'm so sorry klokov

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>>5829628
by cuddle don't you mean rape

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>>5829631
Russians make terrible lovers. They're selfish.

>>5829636
Speaking from experience?

>>5829636

Oh, fuck, that view. <3

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>>5829645
maybe

>>5829649
Storytime?

>>5829623
fuck left
kill middle
marry right

Spent the whole weekend in Austin, and only got hit on by a really cute waiter but otherwise 0 hits on Grindr.

I guess the visiting tag hinders more than helps.

Kisses a straight friend in a game of Gay Chicken which was fun lol

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>>5826658
>>5827616
>>5827687
>>5827695
>>5827890
>>5828461
>>5828528
>>5829029
>>5829199
>>5829488
>>5829623
>>5829629
>>5829636
>>5829649
Fuck the fuck off with all those disgusting semi monkey sub human ffs you already have your bara roleplay general take that disgusting shit there

>>5829668
>steve
>incomplete patchy beard
>manchild who draws superheros on his cabinets
you have shitty taste in men

>>5829674

Gaygen is for all types of gays, anon.
Live and let live.

>>5829675
its a shitty view of his beard so how would I know, and how the fuck who I know he draws superheos in his cabinet jfc its one pic i dont have every buff guy memorized in my portfoliio

>>5829502
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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>>5829674
>>/femgen/

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>>5829680
>not knowing who justin, klokov, and steve are
It's like you live under a rock.

>>5829687
my life doesnt revolve around staring at guys with nice bodies on the internet, seeing how I get to fuck all the jocks on my campus

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>>5829689
Nice lies, good one Mark.

>>5829693
omg who is mark why does everyone on here pretend that everyone knows everyone else i swear to god
also it made me feel a little sad that the idea of fucking muscular college guys is so unattainable that it sounds like a lie :/

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>>5829623
wouldn't be happy about either of them though

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>>5829697
>not understanding memes of 4chan
Dude you really shouldn't be on 4chan if you don't understand memes or what goes on in these boards.

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>>5829713
>>5829697
>>5829693
>>5829689
>>5829687
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY29dSaCCu8

>>5829697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYRydundnt8

>>5829623
Marry, divorce after 7 years
Marry, divorce after 6 years
Marry, divorce after 6 years

>>5829713
>>5829721
>>5829724
successfully triggered

also obligatory I was only pretending to be retarded ahaha

>>5829623
kill all of them

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>>5829732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhrd1R8-dBg

Selling things on Craigslist...lady sends her hottie husband in first to make sure I'm not a creep. Than she comes in and looks all judgemental at me. Wtf why are people so paranoid. It's not like I'm black.

I hate when you are talking to a guy on Grindr and he starts calling you handsome and sexy and baby within a few hours. No date or anything yet

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>>5829746
>not knowing about the craigslist killers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_Markoff

cute guy, but shallow as a puddle... as usual

>>5829757
>>5829747

where ever you are finding these guys is obviously not working out for you. all you're gonna get is this shit using those outlets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

>>5829792
>Jeffrey Dahmer just wanted a husbando

>tfw best friend sent drunk snap story of him getting a bj from some faggot bitch whore girl at a club
i hated seeing it. :(

i hate girls. they're just sluts. i fucking love him but what do i get? nothing. they just want sex from him.

>>5829848
He seems disgusting and reckless. Stop being retarded.

yo fuck the room, troll 2 is best worst movie, dumb homos being wrong as usual

>>5829857
you don't know him. he's super nice and super cute.

>>5829869
>he's super nice
except for the part where he cheats on you and hurts you. stop thinking with your dick.

>>5829869
Please. What kind of loser sends people snapchats of him getting his dick sucked? Certainly not a decent and responsible guy.
I don't need to know him to be sure that he as an idiot.

>>5829875
>where he cheats on you and hurts you
he's straight. he's my best friend. my bro. my buddy. compadre.

not boyfriend. sadly.

>>5829882
he was drunk. cut him some slack. afaik it was the first time he has snapped anything like that.

>>5829890
Maybe he subconsciously wants you and this was his way of soliciting a jealous reaction from you

>>5829897
in my dreams. he doesn't even know i'm gay.

>>5829912
If he doesn't know you're gay then you wouldn't know if he is either

>>5829915
>typical gay wishful thinking

>>5829915
i don't think that he is. small odds of that happening since he is stereotypically straight in every way.

>>5829942
Send him back a text saying "wish that was me in the vid", and if he questions what you mean, say "the guy, of course"

Don't let your dreams be memes

>>5829952
i might have done what you're saying if the snap wasn't from friday. we played cs together since. missed the time window. :/

but 99.99% he is straight. it's only this >>5829935 that's making me doubt.

>>5829961
I was just making shit up coz I'm bored and lonely anyway. Don't get oneitis for your straight bff, anon

>tfw will never take cute germany on a date

>>5830048
you and me anon you and me

Tops, how do you feel about your bottom having body hair? I'm not nearly bear-level but I'm not a hairless rat twink either, and I can't help but feel self-conscious about it.

>>5830159
Nobody cares. Stop thinking you're a womyn.

>>5828777
>implying im jupp

If suffering is a valuable lesson, then I am to become a wise sage before I'm 25.

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>>5830159
Is this a good answer?

>>5830159
>but I'm not a hairless rat twink
how dare you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3nqgNAsQlQ

tell me how much you want it

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>>5830216
>germans
lawl stuff m8

hello

>>5830216
>trans refusing the dick
Yeah right.

>>5829674
Get the fuck out of the muscles edition then and make your thread for your disgusting shit tier fem twinks.

>>5830256
well to his defense /femgen/ is fucking cancerous

>>5829674
I kinda agree with you.

Tinychat is H O P P I N tonight tho

>>5830300

hopping on muh dik

>>5830237

hi johnny

boring thread

started a new one:
>>5830412
>>5830412
>>5830412

>>5830415
Why the fuck the do people do this? Are you retarded?

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>>5830415
>boring thread
>not near bump limit
>instead of posting something of interest
>make a new thread

You are the most retarded goddamn dumbass dipshit I have I ever seen.

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Is it really possible to quit 4chan?

>>5830512
nope
ive been trying for 2 years

>>5830441
>>5830488

go back to mascgen

>>5830512
Remove yourself from the internet forever.
That should do it.

>>5830525
What the fuck do you even mean by this?
Opposition to people being retarded warrants a "go back to mascgen"?

new thread this way: >>5830412 →

>>5830596
Bump limit is 315. We are at 298. You're a retard.

>>5830630

;^)