Mtfg: transwoman generals

What are these "hip exercises" you speak of
???

>>5818337
competitive cake and muffin eating

>>5818398

Ah, now we're talking.

>>5818337
>>5818398
Mtfg has always been against working out, but hip abductors and the kickback machine, along with deadlifts and squats have made my waist super thin and also given me a bit butt. Also defined abs when I cut

>>5818530
What's a kickback machine, and how do you get access to one without a mob forming to throw you from gyms?

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It's been a busy week for me, and I'm feeling really sad right now. Kind of overwhelmed as well. Please send good vibes if possible. I just feel like crying right now, and I really hope don't that will help me feel better.

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>>5818546
https://www.google.com/search?q=kickback+workout+machine

Also, Ive always passed, but I've seen one obviously transperson at the gym and there was no issue. I recommend not changing in the locker room though. If you're in college, most high ranking universities have very nice gyms.

Pic related is me on a bad day while bulking

>>5818567
Awwww poor baby. Lol, grow up loser.

>>5818567
Same

Love you

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>>5818609
Lu2 hennie. I'm in bed rooting for you. I just took a hot shower and slipped under the covers. Tomorrow will be better than today.

>tfw bigger hips than gf
>tfw bigger biceps than gf
feels gud desu

>>5818721
>tfw bigger dick than bf

>tfw no bf

>>5818723
iktf

never going back to boys undies. girls undies are the best

>>5818753
boxershorts are so nice and comfy tho

>>5818530
i've heard people complaining that deadlifts would just encourage a rectangular shape. not the case then?

>>5818848
Not that I've seen. I hardly go on this board anymore, but when I started transitioning 2 years ago, mtfg told me that doing squats and basically any workout will work my abs and will give me a square shape. I basically sat on my ass waiting for hormones to give me what I wanted, but they didn't. I had a flat butt and was skinny fat.

I unfortunately don't have a before picture, but I actually have a large butt and fit my jeans now, and my waist went from 29 to currently 24. My butt went from 30 to 36 inches.

ded ?

>tfw over 2 years hrt

>tfw tiny titties still

Should I just gain weight? I'm pretty thin

>>5819044
boobs neet nutrition to grow
so it'd be worth a shot

>>5819044
How much do you weigh and what's your height?

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My gf is like a little kitty and I'm about to pounce on her :3

>>5819058
5'10"

140 lbs last time I checked

>>5819044

note that some non-trans women, including some terribly good-looking ones, are completely flat

and that fat people are gross

Post more bellies/hips.

>>5819044
nothing wrong with tiny titties anon.

...anything more than a handful is a waste, as they say

>tfw probably about to fail $15000 course ;_;

>>5819080
why ?
also
>having to pay for good education

>>5819066
That's way too skinny.
I'm 6'1 and 150, you should definitely be at the very least 200.

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>>5819070
too lazy so just gonba dump my timeline hips n stuff are visible on some pics

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>>5819070
>>5819098
and here the most recent pic I'm willing to upload

>>5819096
Thats close to obese according to BMI calculator anon

>>5818726
>>5818773

Next you'll tell me you want to roll around in bed, hornily waiting for your boyfriend in nothing but his oversized button-up shirt.

Back from work early, you'll lie in bed, lonely and horny in your boyfriend's shirt, and with his scent still present on it, you'll pull your wrist up to your nose and breathe his scent in deeply, remembering all the times he made you cum so hard your mind blanked repeatedly and you were made a jibbering mess. The memories and the smell keep driving you wild and you can't stop your vagina from getting wet. Just as you decide to touch yourself to relieve some of this tension which has nearly reached the point of being painful, you hear the key turning in the front door knob. You vault off the bed, run down the hallway, and with your momentum, knock him on the ground and greet him with a savage kiss as you grind your pelvis on his. The movement of your hips against his lifts the shirt up from covering your vagina, letting you feel his increasingly erect penis through his pants even more easily. You don't even care you're naked and pretty much having sex in your front yard.

Typical transbian. Always succumbing to cock in the end.

>>5819096
>>5819066
What the fuck. Don't listen to that land whale. You're at a good weight.

>>5819134
I'm pretty sure most transwomen prefer women

>>5819070
Pls don't save my picture.
>tfw stealth

>>5818753
Are they comfortable?

>>5819134
>missing the lesbians don't have a bf thus always bigger dick joke
kek
>his oversized shirt
nah i own more than enough
>transbians always crave cock in the end
good thing that I'm not a transbian then ^^

>>5819098

Oh wow. That's neat. You should be pretty proud of yourself, that's a great transformation. March 2015 is obviously the best pic. :P

>>5819103
Silly bean. You look nicer in the June 2015 pic. It's just a style thing, the grunge look is not nearly as hot! Good job though. Nice hips. :3

does anyone want to watch disaster movies with me also is it cold in here or is it just me?

>>5819165
haha ty ^-^

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>>5819114
>>5819137
I may have read that as 6'10, ignore me, you're just fine at the weight you are

I'm going to go be retarded somewhere else now

>>5819157

>A transgender lesbian isn't a transbian

Lad...

>>5819142

In the beginning, that's how things skew. Not so by the end, though I couldn't give you exact numbers.

>>5819214
I don't consider myself trans anymore
besides transbian would mean I also date transwomen which isn't the case

>>5819221

What do you consider yourself then? There's no denying you were born with a penis, so you're not a cis woman. Also, if you have so many men's shirts, you should donate them, perhaps to a poor FtM.

>>5819178
is it michale baye?

>>5819249
it can be

Last night while too high on marijuana edibles I felt the most intense anxiety ever about my transition. Felt like everyone hated me IRL and then it was like oh jeez this is really what I am. No friends and a freak.

Felt suicidal. Now I feel fine though? It's only when I'm high that I worry so hard but I wonder if my sober self is just deluded about how it's okay to be trans.

>>5819241
1st I wasn't born with with a penis
2nd there is a distinction between cis and natal female imo the former has no difference to me considering the fact that not an unsignificant amount lacks a uterus and/or takes hormone supplements the latter would be what a trans or intersex person can never be

that's pretty much it imo the difference between cis without uterus and post op passing are non existing in day to day life so they can be considered the same

>>5819262
moods swing like that

>>5819253
yay

>>5819270
What do you mean by born without a penis? What was it then? What did the doctor do about it?

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Hey /pol/ here. I need expert advice.

Trans or cis?

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>>5819308
Another angle.

>>5819308
>>5819315

Don't know, don't care - want to pry her legs open and fuck whatever hole I find.

>>5819306
it was basically a fuckup between male and female genitals
the doctors "fixed" it towards male since it was usual at the time to do that and since I lacked a uterus

>>5819322
How functional was the penis? Sorry if I'm asking too many weird questions

>>5819331
it was functional in terms of erections and stuff mainly cause the main "fuck up" was with labia/ballsack and urethra

>>5819338
I guess this condition was useful to your SRS then?

>>5819098
Why the short hair?

>>5819351
well since it was "fixed" towards male when I was a baby I don't know if and to what extent it helped with srs 19 years later

>>5819357
I prefer short hair
easier to maintain,change and style imo

>>5819270

>that's pretty much it imo the difference between cis without uterus and post op passing are non existing in day to day life so they can be considered the same

I know you can be annoyingly retarded, but wow. The hoops you jump through to discard the cognitive dissonance around your circumstances. Cis woman IS synonymous with natal female. By definition, a trans woman is a woman born with a male body that must transition their body to the female form to have it. A cis woman requires no such transition, in their entire life, whether they take hormones or lack complete and/or fully developed female reproductive organs. Therefore a cis woman, who requires no transition in their entire life, is none other than a natal female, whether they're an ordinary XX woman or have CAIS or what have you. Cis and trans describe biological facts, and there's nothing wrong with that. No matter how close a trans woman comes to living the same as a woman, they are always trans. This applies even to a child who has transitioned at the age of 3.

>>5819308

I'm gonna say cis with an oddly large nose. Don't put much faith in my opinion, though.

>>5819366
that's like
your opinion

I stand by my opinion but feel free to point out out the day to day d
life difference between me and a cis woman

>>5819379
Periods
Period talk
Childbirth
Childbirth talk
Pregnancy

>>5819387
>having a hysterectomy or being born without uterus makes you trans
k better informing my mum and grandmother that they are trans

ayyyy

>>5819379

Why do you keep trying to redefine cis and trans to be about how you end up living your life? They're biological descriptors, nothing else. Whether you write like a woman, have sex like a woman, breathe like a woman, talk like a woman, none of that matters. That's just you being a woman, covered by the (woman) in cis -woman- or trans -woman-. Cis or trans defines whether you had a female's or a male's anatomical body at birth, respectively, in the case of women. It has nothing to do with your life thereafter. If you could grow a uterus, ovaries, get pregnant, give birth, etc. in addition to transitioning, you would still be a trans woman. Why do you feel the need to change the words so you can call yourself cis? Is it just to feel better about being trans/intersex?

so after a long enough time on hrt I hear many mtfs start to resemble their moms- is this true?

I wish I were in a relationship where my partner liked spending time with me. I just need someone to be excited to see me. It sucks being stuck in a relationship.

>>5819414
Well ur not going to look like ur dad???

>>5819412
I don't try to redefine them I just don't see myself as trans since there is no difference on a day to day basis between trans who is post op and passing and cis
as I said feel free to point out the difference

>>5818753
This so much! As soon as I put on my first pair of panties I never wanted to see boys underwear again

>>5819422
I mean like a female version of your dad perhaps- one of Bruce Willis' daughters resemble him a bit

>>5819414

Well, I noticed I had a resemblance to my mother in my childhood from looking at childhood photos. Years after those photos, I'm 6 months in to HRT, and I don't think I look much like my mother though my aunt told me I look like my mother. I've definitely got her large jaw though, (sadly) enhanced by testosterone. Personally, I think my eyes and skin tone make me look like some kind of Southeast Asian (of which I have no blood) though my maternal grandmother looks quite Asian in some photos, so perhaps I took more after her. I certainly looked like my dad before he got fat as fuck before I started HRT.

>>5819423

Well, as long as you don't give any answer other than trans, intersex, or a decline to answer when someone asks if you're cis or trans, it doesn't matter.

>>5819423
what about dilating?

>>5819458
why should somebody ask me that and why should I answer ?
>>5819460
read up on it not unheard of for cis women
friend of mine has to do it cause her abdominal muscles do the same thing as post op and try to squeeze the vaginal canal shut

>>5819470

During my entire exchange with you, I have come to three distinct possibilities about you. I truly think you're looking to justify a delusion of not being a cis woman, that you're easily diverted from the point, or worse yet, your intention all along was to push me off the point, as you did to >>5819387 with >>5819379. Needless to say, it could instead be a combination.

I'll answer these questions anyway, since I've driven the point home. Whether you choose to accept it or ignore it is your own choice.

>why should somebody ask me that

Well, what do you mean by "should"? Under what circumstances would that even happen, or what gives them the right? If you mean circumstances, that is irrelevant. Be as imaginative as you please for the scenario, it doesn't matter. It's a question of "a question is asked of you, what is your answer," the likelihood of being asked that question has nothing to do with our exchange. If you mean the right to ask you the question, there is no right, it's just up to you whether you decide to answer the question. The only answer you cannot ever give is that you are cis.

>why should I answer

I did say you could decline to answer...

>>5819511
well the only area in which cis and not cis (trans or knter) makes a difference would be medical so unless a doctor who's treating me for something asks me I see no reason to tell the person who asks me whatever I feel like (meaning good friend = intersex/ex trans, stranger = cis/oompaloompa )

as I said before imo there is no difference between cis/trans at a certain stage on a daily basis so I don't consider myself trans

>>5819098
You should really invest in a proper adult wardrobe anon. Especially given you have the tata's to work with.

the latest pic definitely has the best hairstyle for you. Full bangs were too heavy for your face. The grown out Carrie Mulligan esque pixie is cute

>>5819551
what's an adult wardrobe I'm quite sure I have those cause I have tons of clothes but I prefer functionality over style not to mention muh butch aesteatics

>>5819531

How can anyone be ex-trans? Just call yourself intersex, that's what you are.

>>5819586
as I said I consider trans to be a temporary thing that ends once you transitioned and have no dysphoria

>>5819571
Think tailored clothing that has a nice drape, and probably more $$ than what you're used to spending.
You can be plenty butch but still dress well. Don't be a trashy looking butch, that's for lazy days.
Always present yourself as your best self outward and inward.

>>5819624
nah I have tailored clothes but they are so overkill when it comes to dressing that I prefer stuff everybody else at uni wears too

>>5819624
Suits and jackets are always sexy

as are a good pair of fitted pants and jeans(personally I'm a fan of wool trousers)

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>>5818320
This is a nice edition.

>>5818530
ass and thighs are different from hips, especially since the latter is mainly a bone structure thing while the other 2 are a muscle and adipose tissue thing.
i've always had genetically endowed ass and thighs, but my hips are doomed.

>>5819308
looks cis to me.
but could be trans who started hrt early enough to damage control.

>>5819320
lol

>>5820732
Hehe 6 days until I dye my hair lilac

>>5819262
Nah weed does that to many people over different things. Its normal.

>>5818320
OP, why did you fracture off the actual chain of /mtfg/?
the current, legitimate iteration is this one
>>5820706
>>5820706
>>5820706
>>5820706

did you just do a shit job of searching the catalog? it's not even that you were late to redirect from the "previous thread" you linked, but several legit iterations occurred between that thread and the current one, before you started this one.

you numpty.

>>5818320

What's the point of the OP photo? If the left is the before, then her hips got smaller.

>>5818320
Hips dont get bigger from exercise Lol. Its all genetics babe will never look that good.

daily reminder
if you've been here for longer than a year, you are not TruTrans™

>>5820773
It actually spikes t with infrequent use. erryday it makes dopamine, and thus t to stay at a lower baseline. Lots of people self-med with weed to cope with trans-ness. It's weird, and seen in historical trends too.

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Being stealth is great and everything I ever wanted, but it does come with its own, unique form of suffering...

>at a store with a friend when she sees a magazine with Caitlyn Jenner on it
>wow anon trannies are freaks aren't they?
>haha... y-yeah

>overhear guys who hit on me from time to time talking to each other
>hear one of them say how they'd beat the shit out of a tranny if they ever saw one

>prof makes a joke about trans people and the whole class laughs

pls stop

>>5821849
she lost weight

>>5822141

Yeah, and so it has nothing to do with the theme of the thread. It's one thing that the content of each thread hardly ever is related to the theme, but the OP's picture usually is.

>>5822071
yeah Caitlyn Jenner is fucking up everything. Have to see so many trans jokes now but at least I know who is phobic or not. :)

>>5822071
please kill me senpai. hearing this makes me sad ;-;

>>5822229
Not that person, but that's basically stealth life. Everyone likes being nice to trans people when they're obviously trans, but behind doors , people will talk shit and hate on trans people.

I'm out of E a week what's going to happen to me
Still have spiro

>>5822345
prepare for the beard

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What should I put in my new okcupid profile? How do I get guys to send me messages?

Do you have the "trans" tag in your okc profile or not btw family?

>>5822354
Estrogen doesn't do anything to beards.

Post cute boy butts desu~

>>5822354
>tfw forgot to take E for a day
>wake up the next day a swamp monster covered in hair

if you weren't an ugly/cute boy before you will never ever pass

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>>5822370
lol exactly

>>5822358
Put what your honestly into with a disclaimer bout being trans.

>>5822360
This is the worst feel.

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I made wontons

>>5822389
Okay thanks since I don't really pass so I don't want to lead guys on

>>5819393

Contact info for them? (Should use throwaway e-mail addresses if feasible, obviously.)

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>>5822178
>Our operating assumption is that everything west of Interstate 5 will be toast
>tfw live only a mile east of I-5
kinda scared :c

>>5822071
>tfw kind of make a cis girl friend
>one day she mentions that one of her nephew came out as trans
>sounds confused about it
>he started transitioning like half a year ago or something
>never even tries to gender him correctly

>>5822398
straight outta wontons

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fart

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>>5822369

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>tfw gf's hips make me dysphoric
I think I posted this last night but I was too drunk to remember

>>5822613
this is why I could only date guys desu

>>5819586
destransitioners can be ex trans. intersex people who have had genital surgery as children and required hrt as teens to develop according to their assignment could be seen as having forced transitions and their actual transition as a detransition. weird desu.

>>5822547
I made the dough myself ^^

>>5822613
>tfw gf is taller than me at 6'0

She is the most beautiful cis girl I've ever laid eyes on.

>>5822635
i dont even know what a wonton is but looks cute and tasty.
is it like wantans? or is the same with different names/shapes?

>>5822696
I've never heard of anything called a wantan so maybe

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>>5822717
its probably the same, they are shaped like squares at least on cheap chinese restaurants around here.

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nigger fagg

>>5822727
Oh
Wontons are those things baked around filling
These had tuna fish and pimento cheese

im so fucking alone
i havent talk to anybody since sunday
i have spend the whole week crying

>>5822778
i sry bb

>everytime I get drunk the will to become a female intensifies
What does it mean?

Also how do you guys train your voice? I looked at the pastebin to see the methods behind it, but do you guys like read books outloud or something?

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>>5823247
Start popping the skittles fampai

>>5822731
where did you find me photo

>>5818320
>do hip and butt exercises
>get neither

>>5823307
but senpai im still a 100% cis guy and i cant go full stealth

>>5822071
sounds like where I live don't scare me like this

Ain't nothin' says childhood like rewinding the star wars 4 vhs and feeling the warmth of magnetic tape when you put it back in the cardboard box
>>5823408
Sure sure
I spent all day in a thin t-shirt that accentuates my tits and no one accused me of being a girl
Except maybe that one funny girl I have lunch with
We were talking about how the queen said that if trump gets elected she's taking America back and the girl said that if that happens, any of us could potentially become the princess.
The guy who wrote an English paper on batman tried to object, but she pointed out that "becoming a girl is an option"
Old memories now but one of the first things she said to me was that I reminded her of another mtf she knew
I think she suspects and I'd like to tell her, but there's never a chance when I wouldn't also end up telling other, less interesting people

>>5823377
it doesn't happen immediately. do them properly, do them regularly and results will come

>>5818320
>>posting pic of a women with a vagina

top kek

>>5819308
>>5819315
cis

>>5824463
Isn't that what we all aim to be though?

>>5824473
yea but put atleast a non cis pic

>>5824504
Don't we want to be cis though?

>>5824568
cis+trans just a social construct

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>tfw you full boy mode with facial hair and you look in the mirror

Time to die.

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new haircut, think im andro enough

>>5824801
and I think you're super cute *-*

>>5824801
is that airsoft?

>>5824801
You are super cute

[spoiler]smile with teeth though[/spoiler]

Thread is in a coma. Pls send help

>>5824831
yess, that is airsoft... well thats an old mask, i use dual pane goggles now also
>>5824833
>>5824827
this is the FIRST time anyone on here has called me cute

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>>5824840
Here's a beautiful face. Not sure if that will be enough to revive the thread, but I felt like posting it anyway.

>>5824853
cute

>>5824842
that's quite surprising

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>>5824903
why is that surprising?
heres me this morn b4 the haircut

>>5824930
Because you're a cute and not being called cute when you're, in fact, cute, is surprising.
Also, the unruly, longer hair fit you better :(

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>>5824840
Titica: Africa and the Lusophone world's biggest transsexual musical act.

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>>5824971
My girl Juliana Huxtable the darling of the post-modern art world and the most sickening DJ there is to know!

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Do I have any hope of passing?

I have the money for every surgery known to mankind

degenerates

>>5825078
You don't pass as male or female.

>>5825091
I suppose that's better than nothing

How many of you would consider yourself a whore?

I always read about trans being upset about being used for sex, and yet literally every single one I have ever talked to just wanted to have casual sex, which I'm completely disgusted by.

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whats a rough estimate of MTF's keeping their penis vs going full post op.

no real reason behind that question than I'm curious is you'd rather a working penis vs a "fake" vagina as a MTF

>>5825126
right well i think the solution then is to not have causal sex with them

i used to think i would want to be a whore, like when you're a lonely virgin on the internet and get off to weirder and weirder porn but then you actually get laid and realize that's not what you'd ever actually want to do. casual sex just seems really pointless and boring

>>5825126
Well, I have a price, like everyone. However, anyone willing to pay that much to have sex with me is most likely totally insane...

Good Morning, thread that is not dead

>>5825134
ive got ten dolla rite here bae

>>5825137
Add six zeroes and we can start talking...

>>5825133
>right well i think the solution then is to not have causal sex with them
I just break off all contact with them. I'm not able to have any attraction to someone who thinks casual sex is okay. Anyone who has ever had sex outside of a monogamous relationship is not dating material for me.

>>5825139
>i'd only do it for $10,000,000
Don't talk shit.. Literally everyone has a price that isn't fucking retarded.

>>5825139
i still got ten dolla 4 u bae

>>5825141
>I just break off all contact with them
what like you wont even be friends with someone whos had casual sex?

seems weird, I mean i generally don't ask so i dunno. that said my friends are all card game nerds so they probably have not

>>5825141
>muh purity

>>5825148
Well, if I'm talking to them with the hopes of going on a date (read: zeemaps from places like this), then yeah I just stop talking to them entirely. The only reason they were talking to me to begin with was to get fucked anyway, so wahtever. If my just friends do it, then obviously I don't approve but I'm not going to sperg out about it.

>>5825152
Fight me.

>>5825156
I'd sooner fuck you.

hiii

>>5825156
oh, well trying to date people who post their contact details in a public place looking for sexual encounters with the hope that they are the type of people who are against having casual sexual encounters may be an issue you are facing

>>5825177
>in a public place looking for sexual encounters
I don't see it as that at all, and I have a marker on a few. Chan zeemaps are the only place I can think of to go to for dating. Dating sites are always full of extremely extroverted, flamboyant, gay bar types with normie as fuck hobbies.

If people wanted sex, why the fuck would they be posting on a chan's zeemap instead of just using Tindr or Grindr, the most popular programs made literally for the sole purpose of finding something to put your dick into/finding a dick to go inside of you.

>>5825249
>Chan zeemaps are the only place I can think of to go to for dating.
i mean like, not to be condescending, but, outside? but i suppose if youre specifically looking for transsexuals then the population percentage is a bit off

>If people wanted sex, why the fuck would they be posting on a chan's zeemap instead of just using Tindr or Grindr, the most popular programs made literally for the sole purpose of finding something to put your dick into/finding a dick to go inside of you.
oh, okay, i am not familiar with the dynamics of looking for sex on digital media, uh, i hope zeemaps works out for you

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sup ya schmeckel addicts
what's up ?

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>tfw you moan and say "onii-sama" so spot on that it makes your best friend blush so hard he leaves the room
What a weeb amirite?

>>5825258
>but i suppose if youre specifically looking for transsexuals
I'm not really. Just boys who are twink or more girly, which often includes trans. Finding gays outside isn't exactly easy. Even harder when you have standards, because almost all openly gay guys are nothing but cocksleeve PRIDE fags that I want nothing to do with.

>>5825300
oh, looking for twinks but also looking for people who dont have causal sex

good luck

>>5825290
what's an onisama ?

How can I not be perpetually suicidal? Sometimes I can be happy, for fleeting moments bit the rest of my life is just crushing, crippling depression.

Does it actually get better or am I just one of those people who's fucked forever? Sometimes the mist clears in my mind and I can clearly see that that's the most likely thing. Like right now everything is crystal clear and serene. And I can see that it's the only solution to this.

>>5825306
Something I shouldn't have fantasies about.

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>>5819315
looks kinda like pic related

>>5825353
What's with the ties and caps? If you're trying to look like Angus Young, you should get a curlier haircut, you know...

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>>5825312
Meh. You know, you only live once, they say. I did. That was long ago. Death, well, it gets old after a few times. That's when idgaf stops being an attitude and becomes your core reality. Just embrace that fucking depression and just live as if you were already dead.

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>>5825312
Gotta find your zen self motavate push yourself. Being dead would be pretty great but so is living, for those few moments of glee and the effect we all have on the world even a little bit its something to strive for all dis bs. If any thing makes sense anymore

>>5825290

The real question is why you didn't grab onto his arm to keep him from leaving and then get him on the bed.

>>5825392
Mado do you even like any of the trips here?

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>>5825400
Like like? Like? Like likkkeeee lkiiikkkeeeeee you meaaannn loovvveee?? Cause I like you all, you crazy but you good people just trying to figure shit out like the rest of us. Buttt like? Like like.... Like like. Like. Like. Like. But yeah I has sum feelings for peeps who trip and some peeps who don't. Life eh

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>>5825260
Not much, smhckels? But a lot of acid is fun

>>5825414
drugs are bad tho

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>>5825420
But these are good drugs, full of love and life

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>>5825128
>implying my penis works

>>5825411
I just meant like, but now I need to know which trips you have feelings for.

>>5825128
it's a decision between a working penis or a working vagina m8

is this memes ?
>>5825428
nope

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>>5825430
Then come on into my head and found out!! Its a mess in der tho.
>>5825438
Nope? Nope to your nope, these drugs are Fuckin wonderful.

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>>5825312
There's no reason to believe that your life couldn't have been sooooo much worse, so just accept it ye? Life's like cooking, you have to work with what you have

and if you're me
>instant ramen for dinner

>>5825441
Tell meee

>>5825441
Love is the only drug that's worth it.

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>>5825446
Whyyy youuuu? The gradsisfactioponn you'd feel by knowing would last of all of two seconds. Personal stuffs is personal stuffs

>>5825441
nope they aren't

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>>5825448
Loves pretty great if the other person loves you, if not its just more hell.

>>5825442
My two favourite things are Mac Demarco and cats. Thank you. And I like cooking too so I appreciate that. But I mean for me life is like trying to cook with shit. Now and again I can get fucked up to the point of not really being able to taste it, but sooner or later I sober up with a taste of shit in my mouth

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>>5825453
What's with this fearful ignorance? These drugs are amazing.

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>>5825460
I'll be honest, I'm in more or less the same boat. I wouldn't know how to help, but idk things don't seem too terrible rn just talking to you

>>5825456
I don't think so. Unrequited love is good.

>>5825470
Well if you ever need to talk you can hmu at mirinch4n@gmail. I'm a pretty useless person but if you just need to vent I can handle it

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>>5825475
>tfw Noun will never love

>>5825476
Or if anyone wants to mail to tell me to kill myself I'd appreciate the encouragement

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Ders cake

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>>5825476
>>5825480
I'm not really one to vent, honestly, but if you wanna chat or just be listened to we can desu

>>5825464
idk I see nothing good about a drug that damages your body in a ton of ways

It's only 5:30 and I am already 1400 cals in for today. help meeeee

>>5825502
All aboard the cellulite train, toot toot

>>5825497
Post more qt macs plz <3

everyone wants me to post butt : c

>>5825514
Do it. If you feel comfortable. Or don't. Doesn't matter to me. I got your back gurl

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>>5825500
Well maybe diff drugs but LSD doesn't harm you. People have been taking drugs since the dawn of civilization and before that. You got a lot of mis guided fears muh friends. I understand them but you afraid of the wrong thing. Farther your knowledge beyound day jus harmful. The drugs are made to give you revelations and different perspectives on life. Not vury harmful. The side effects of that are well worth the gains. And they're not even bad.

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>>5825514
Bost putt

>>5825519
now I'm very pro psychedelic but while there have been cases of them helping with mental issues there have also been cases of it seemingly triggering issues in those who already had a predisposition

>>5825514
>>5825521

you heard her.

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>>5825529
It plays off of you and who you are, if you're not prepaid to take the drugs you shouldn't do em. And to the poor fools who didn't know what was about to hit em my heart goes out to em. Its why shamans were and are a thing!!

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>>5825504
Based Mac

>>5825519
>LSD doesn't harm you.
citation pls
>People have been taking drugs since the dawn of civilization and before that.
yeah and for the most part of time we thought a hole drilled in our skulls releases demons and crocodile poop up your vag is a contraceptive
old doesn't make it good
>The drugs are made to give you revelations and different perspectives on life.
citation pls, feel free to point out one usefull thing for humanity solely achieved due to the halus of a druggy
>The side effects of that are well worth the gains.
no gains will be provided ?
>And they're not even bad.
again citation needed

all you said is 0815 mambojambo how it gives you "deeper knowledge" of /something/

Hey ladies. I'm at work and super bored.

>>5825529
I'll weigh in on this if that's okay. I've known a few guys who use acid as if it were therapeutic but the two times I did it in highschool were nearly the worst experiences of my life concerning the anxiety and depression it caused.

They said maybe my environment was wrong, or maybe I'm just one of those people that it harms instead of helps.
What I did gain from the experiences though is realizing how fragile the mind and perception is. If anything it just gave me a lot of doubt for the rest of my life.

>>5825533
>best Mac
Ftfy

>>5825532
see I think shit like that works against wider acceptance of psychedelics and makes it harder to defend
"lol bro if u had a bad reaction then your mind is just weak"
"u poor fools just need to be led to the true path through my personal spiritual beliefs"

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>>5825536
Kek girl you need some learnin and I'm not a teacher. LSD isn't harmful take the five seconds it takes to Google shit and find out da trufffs. But nah keep acting like you better or some shit, no hair off my back. Also kek really? If you don't think half the people you can recall from history were on drugs you got sum learning lil gurl. But I'm out!! Showrrssz

>>5825543
hello ilu <3

>>5825555
take drugs all you like but at least have the balls to admit they are bad for you
like holy shit, I don't go around "yeah cigs give you deeper knowledge and are good for you"

>If you don't think half the people you can recall from history were on drugs you got sum learning lil gurl
(not like I don't major in history but ok)

>>5825543
yeah honesty I think there should be medical supervision involved though we can't even work towards that with the whole stupid "war on drugs" still going on spreading propaganda and blocking and damaging actual research

there definitely is something to being in the right mindset and being in a comfortable safe space and having people you trust for a good trip but there's a lot of room for different results with doses, impurities, background body-chemical levels and related conditions and genetic predispositions

>>5825551
all I'm saying is you make it what it is and shamans help you through that if you really not stable.fuck beliefs and shit. Its just truuu. They play off you.

>>5825561
That's not what I'm saying holy shit someone fill her of full LSD already

>>5825568
well i didn't find any of this deeper knowledge or studies proofing that it's healthy for you
so point them out
back up your claims and I'll be happy to support your drug addiction

>>5825536
>feel free to point out one usefull thing for humanity solely achieved due to the halus of a druggy
to be fair many of the people that we consider the great minds and geniuses of history practiced some sort of drug use and many even have attributed some of their successes and revelations in-part to drugs
even today drug use is not uncommon in academia

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>>5818320
LSD is a tool used by the bankers/industrialists to keep the underclasses too confused to revolt.

See also: weed, television, 'modern' art, and marxist philosophy.

http://mileswmathis.com/marx.pdf

>tfw no matter how good your front profile is i'll only ever pass in photos bc the rest is so disgusting
>tfw head shaped differently than cis girls
>tfw shoulder hip ratio
>tfw wasted youth
>tfw social pariah
>very little income and ill be old before anything will change
it was supposed to get better, mtfg...

>>5825557
ilu2 pls send more snapchats

>>5825562
Yeah, with the use of Ketamine for PTSD recently and other research like that, I'd consider using it with an actual doctor to maybe work out any extreme anxieties I others can't talk about but other than that I will never touch psychedelic drugs again.

>>5825577
well yeah but by that logic the greatest minds of the world would've been late imperial chinaman sitting in opiumcaves
did a lot of great people take drugs ? yes
did they get their knowledge from it ? no
did it give them offtime to think about stuff they didn't consider up till then ? sure but a book or a walk would've done the same imo

>>5825574
Jesus Christ Marie you don't even know how to work Google. Read True Hallucinations and come back to me Aight senpai

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There's no Buddhist monks in my city that speak English

>>5825514
What are you scared of?
Butts are love, butts are life!

>>5825561
that person is being kinda silly but there are medicinal uses for many recreational drugs and cigarettes are hardly comparable to psychadelics

>>5825565
and I'm saying that's pseudo-scientific/spiritual bs that ignores very real chemical reactions going on and damages the cause of wider acceptance and research for psychedelics and other drugs

>>5825585
It's not worth arguing with these druggies.
I reckon they wouldn't admit drugs are harmful until they almost die from an overdose.

>>5825586
a novel isn't proof
Or are you saying Melchor is now real too and the valar are just hiding somewhere from us ?
I mean the book talks about UFOs being real
guys being reincarnated as chicken and so on ?
are you a poe ?
>>5825592
there are but taking them for shits and giggles and pretending it's good is just dumb
like sure opiates are useful medically speaking, doesn't mean to gobble them up like candy is healthy

>>5825592
But I thinks its as both, guess you could say "spiritual" as well as chemical. You're very right but its how the chemicals work, they play off you yo

>>5825583
It doesn't really get better but I think it gets easier. It's never as bad as you think it is.

>>tfw head shaped differently than cis girls
Girl, give yourself a break.

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>>5825600
>ignore literally every word I say
I'm done with youuu

>>5825605
>Jesus Christ Marie you don't even know how to work Google.
hence why I asked you to provide scientific sources
>Read True Hallucinations and come back to me Aight senpai
I read it and it was a nice little druggy thing but nothing scientific
or are you saying I should believe a guy mushrooms are a way to talk to aliens ?
cause I heard a burning bush is a way to talk to god too

>>5825604
i want off

>>5825613
I know. It's exhausting.

>>5825583
give it time
once you are done transitioning it feels pretty damn good desu

>>5825633
Yeah but the front 90% usually sucks pretty bad :(

>>5818320
Quick question. What is what really helps you remove body hair?, anti androgens or estrogens?

i want a passionate but nonsexual breast massage

>>5825639
mhm
don't get me wrong till then everything sucks and it's hard but to me everything felt pretty damn worth it afterwards

>>5825585
nice strawman
>did a lot of great people take drugs ? yes
yeah that's a fact
>did they get their knowledge from it ? no
no that's your opinion
I'm not saying that drugs make you a genius that knows the secrets of the universe but some of them attributed their successes in-part to their drug use and it may have played a role even if in your words it just "give them offtime to think about stuff they didn't consider up till then"
>sure but a book or a walk would've done the same imo
in your opinion, but really you don't know and you're just projecting your personal morality over others
your opinion versus their's

>>5825645
lily you have a gf how do I get a gf

>>5825646
hey if drugs are good feel free to point me to some studies
till then all I am left with is armchair ideas why people think drugs are good

>>5825593
>tfw u recognize that drugs can be harmful but aren't furiously obsessively anti-"drug" and recognize the blurry line between medication "drugs" and evil demon terrorist-supporting brain-melting degenerate "drugs"

>>5825633
Does it actually get better or are you speaking from a place of success in a sea of failure?

>>5825651
idk get out, meet people, be honest
that's pretty much all I did
rest was on her part cause she thought I was hot and really liked my blue hair :/

>>5825600
>doesn't mean to gobble them up like candy is healthy
because that's totally 100 % what I was saying :^)

>>5825662
ok ill dye my hair blue asap

>>5825660
well judging from the other trans ppl I know it doesn't seem to be just me who gets better, given some of them still feel dysphoria about something like their genitals cause no mony but are functional members of society who are pretty much happy most of the time and are able to have healthy relationships
>>5825665
lmao that's not what I'm saying

>>5825653
you already recognized the potential medicinal benefits of some drugs
obviously they must be researching how psychedelics can help some neurological and mental issues just because "420 blaze it, do drugs every day you loser" :^)

>>5825653
ADHD drugs of course work amazingly well for just about everyone academically, and mda has some papers saying it can cure ptsd

In regulated amounts.

>>5825671
well if they are researching it point me to some research
like where is the big problem ?
you guys are making the claims

>>5825681
>ADHD drugs of course work amazingly well for just about everyone academically
and what are the sideeffects ?
>mda has some papers saying it can cure ptsd
link please seems interesting

>>5825688
http://m.jop.sagepub.com/content/27/1/40.long
Theres dozens of trials like this though

>side effects
Short term on regular dose? None
If abused, complete serotonin burn out

>>5825682
First search result for "psychedelic treatment" is a wiki page for psychedelic therapy with a bunch of details and references.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychedelic_therapy

>>5825644
Ugh. I know this feel. I could even let the passionate fall by the wayside if they'd just get massaged. Boobs hurt.

>>5825707
i feel like i could convince a guy to play with my boobs REALLY easily but im scared

Am I finishing early to go get fucked up you ask??

>>5825758
mirin =( maybe you should take a break for a day bb. booze + hormones is bad for your liver

>>5825640
Anti-androgens and about 4-6 months
Based on what femgen says.

>tfw you take friend to a burn
>they have a terrible time bc they're too afraid to do psys or talk to strangers
>come back into the tent at night, on lsd, prepping to confess that i plan on transitioning soon. brought clothes to wear and everything.
>friend starts talking about their dysphoria and how i could never relate
>say i'd never pass after i 'joke' about transitioning

ow.. maybe ill go to another burn someday..that experience was pretty sour.

>>5825788
>4-6 months
Fuck I hope so.
Epilating takes me foreverrrrr

>>5825801
Recommendations on a good epilator?

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>girlfriend asks you why you sleep on the edge of the bed even in a king
>don't tell its from years of abuse and the fact she no longer holds you in your sleep
>"I d..ont know"

>>5825805
bad feel : c

>>5825792
Burn blocked

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>>5825769
But life is bad for my soul you magnificent, beautiful lady. But I do get what you're saying. I can't make that promise tonight. But tomorrow I'll try. <3
>tfw Maddie wants you to not get sick and die

>>5825804
Well I've only ever used one, but its this one:
http://www.amazon.com/Emjoi-AP-18-Emagine-Opposed-Epilator/dp/B001GS6OB4/ref=as_sl_pc_qf_sp_asin_til?tag=besgamlaprev-20&linkCode=w00&linkId=A5JYQJ47MWZI7X52&creativeASIN=B001GS6OB4

I think its works pretty good. I still gotta shave for nice smoothness but shaving is much quicker and I have to do it less often. Not really suppose to use this one for face but I do and it works great, but I have really thin and sparse facial hair.

I used this site to research epilators, its great and thorough-http://epilatorgirl.com

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Just got another 4 month supply of titty skittles! Feels good mam.

>>5825822
I use this one, it's pretty ok
>>5825820
You sound like Kayla two years ago, get it together senpai

>>5825826
Congrats kayls! Glad you decided to keep transitioning <3

>>5825822
>I still gotta shave for nice smoothness but shaving is much quicker and I have to do it less often.
Do you mean after using it regularly the hairs grow in more sparse and less often? Or are you saying after a session of using it you still have to shave? Because that sounds backwards from what I thought the benefit of epilators were: trading more pain for a smoother, longer lasting result.

>>5825828
So what you're saying is......i have a future?

>>5825801

Anti Androgens do not mean body hair stops growing.

However what it can do is make body hair growth much slower depending on each person. For example when i shave my legs Pre-HRT it took just three days to grow so much it starts to scratch my legs if i rub them. But after HRT that only hapens after one week.

So your going have to shave still but it just don't come back that fast anymore.

>>5825805
I sleep... all over the place no matter the size of the bed. At home, I sleep on futons to avoid it, but at the clinic, I fell from the rather high bed a good half dozen times in the first weeks. Between that and the screaming, they decided it would be a good idea to heavily sedate me at night. Except it does nothing to stop the nightmares, it just makes me incapable of physically reacting to them. Which makes my nights even more terrifying...
I'm afraid of how bad it would be if I had to share a bed with someone. I don't think such an arrangement could go longer than a single night...

>>5825830
I wasn't ever going to stop, I just had a shit day yesterday and was getting worried about ever getting my hrt before I ran out of my back up supply. Glad you have faith in me though =)

>>5825835
All the hair on my torso stopped growing except for armpits, about 75% of my arm disappeared, I used to have girls play with my hands and say they looked like wolf/dog etc paws because the hair down the side was so thick you couldn't see the skin, it's like a few Vealous hairs now

Tl;dr - its fucking amazing senpai

>>5825840
Well that's even better to hear. I get days like that too so I know what it's like. And I absolutely do girl.

>>5825835
>You'll still have to shave your legs
Well, fucking duh. Why do cis girls even grow legs on their hair then?

But my reply about anti-androgens working was referring to >>5825842 kind of results. Fuck torso hair so much.

>>5825842

im.... gonna need a pic...

>>5825832
I mean there's usually a few bits of bumpiness after I use it, so I shave to make my legs feels smoother. I'd have to shave daily if I didn't use it but I rarely shave now. Some people get complete smoothness but I still have very thick leg hair so I think that might factor. That site I linked explains everything you can expect from epilating better than I can.

>>5825835
I know this. Cis girls grow body hair. HRT is also supposed to thin your hair. I just hope it happens in that timeframe because itll speed up hair removal and reduce how often I need to do it and I'm really looking forward to that.

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>>5825826
>kayla will never detransition

>>5825855
That's just rude. Quit it.

>tfw srs in 3 months

>>5825863
>tfw srs next month

>>5825863
happy4u

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>>5825855
>tfw you're happy kayla will never detransition

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>>5825850

>>5825826
That you paid for from hard work, right? :)

>>5825866
happy4u2

>>5825869

boobs pls?

>>5825863
>>5825866
>tfw 10 months ;_;
Who with btw?

>tfw no gf to hold you

>>5825872
:o)

>>5825878
Dr. Brassard. It's covered for me so I can't complain.

>>5825870
Nope, free

>>5825878
>tfw 2 months, with Chett.

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>tfw dreams of bbc

>>5818887
Of course no one replies to someone who worked at it and got good results. Lazy trannies.

>>5825869
Cute belly tbdesu

>>5825869
please sir stop acting like a sissy faggot we know you're a 33 year old creepy chaser fetishist

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>>5825891

>>5825892
Well that was posted when there were 2 other actives threads.

>>5825883
>free srs
25K for me, dumb stupid australia.

>>5825888
Noice, I know a transbian couple who just both went to Chett in December and very happy with the results.

>>5819103
Holy shit, those hips!

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>everyone is getting srs but me
>will be stuck with my tumor forever

>>5825903
Where are you going for it?

>tfw no gf
>f
>w
>
>n
>o
>
>g
>f

>>5825907
miss cock is safe, I hear she wakes up good

>>5825908
Suporn in Jan.

>>5825914
I see and I'm happy for you. I didn't really research Suporn since it wasn't an option, but I know he has a good reputation. Why did you choose Suporn over other surgeons like Chett? Just curious.

>>5825913
I haven't had an erection in 4 months and I am glad about that.