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/LesGen/: Pear-shaped Edition

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Thread images: 93

Lesbian Sci-fi/Fantasy Novel list:
http://pastebin.com/cEnwQ7TA

thread theme:
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Old thread:
>>5785633
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>>5790486
pear shaped girls are best.
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I'm sorry, but there's no way in hell that's the thread theme considering the edition. It must clearly be this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr89yq2wC9o
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>>5790548
nooo anon. To be considered pear shaped, the girl in pic must be facing forward. Otherwise, it's just an ass thread.
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>>5790533
Waaaaaay too fat.
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>>5790626
too skinny yuck
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Ok tell me if this seems like a fun cheap date idea.

I take my girlfriend to good will and we spend ten dollars on the ugliest clothes possible that we can put together for that much and then we have to take a bunch of pictures with them on together so we can look back and laugh on it years from now.

Would you enjoy this?
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>posting headless bodies
I can't even see if they're qt.

Get it together, you niggers.
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>>5790608
If she's heavier on the bottom than on the top I don't care which way she's facing. Okay, I kind of do, because I love ass, but I still feel like my point stands.
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>>5790690
Sounds cute, why not make the loser wear the outfit to the other half of the date that could be in a coffee shop or something like that.
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>>5790486
>pear shaped
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>>5790653
She was actually the only girl in my /s/ folder with wide hips, aside from this other one.
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>>5790860
>>5790626
>>5790548
Like, I don't understand, did the ban on nudity get lifted? I got banned for posting nsfw before, is this still the case? I'm assuming since these are still up, you lot aren't banned yet.
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Which one of you did this.
http://thecreatorsproject.vice.com/blog/annie-attridge-porcelain-sculptures-moca-london

>>5790533
Too much chub.

>>5790626
Too hairy.
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>>5790860
what's the difference between "pear shaped" and "hourglass"? She looks more like an hourglass to me.
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>>5790888
her boobs are too small to be hourglass. Hourglass needs proportional (read:large) boobs and ass. Pear is bottom heavy.
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>>5790690
No
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This booty is right on the edge of needing to give some in charity to flat-assed girls. Ride that line forever, noble stranger.

>>5790869
Mods don't care about lesgen, desu.

>>5790887
Bad taste, anon.
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>>5790428
Lel.
Not possible.
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>>5790989
Me? Bad taste? That waist is impossible you couldn't get any real use out of that ass because her pelvis would detach.
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Just watched Carol.
Ask me if you want to know what i know.
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>tfw no mommygf
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>>5791073
Does it end in het or les?
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>>5791153
les
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>>5791073
How did you like the constant hetshit in this movie?
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>>5791198
Did we watch the same movie?
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How do you dress gay if you're a femme? I'm sick of people thinking I'm straight.
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>>5791438
I don't know that you can, really. Leather jackets still work, I think. Pixie cuts maybe
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>>5791438
Don't dress gay ): I love cutie femme girls so let bull dykes and butches have their looks and keep your own.
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>>5791236
It was so minimal, you hardly notice its there. It was the first most delicate geared toward real lesbians i have ever seen! The whole movie was perfect. It was beautiful. It hit all the points it was supposed to with out Once giving the sense that it was edited by some guy saying "there needs to be more dick to make the men happy"
That has got to be it! The reason it wasn't nominated for anything is. For NOT once does this movie glorify the man's incessant need to assert his dominance. Like the male behavior is in there, but not once is it glorified.
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>tfw gf found a maternity dress in my size and made me wear it while we had sex
>now I have a new fetish
>also I want to get preggers

why does life refuse to stop being weird and confusing lesgen
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>>5791560
No one cares. Talk about lesbian shit or get out.
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>>5791869
>It was the first most delicate geared toward real lesbians i have ever seen

When I went to see it, the cinema was full, and there were only three men in the entire audience.

The whole rest was all lesbian couples or singles. IT was an amazing thing.
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>>5792381
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>>5791438
Undercuts with shoulder length hair on the non undercut side and dyed bangs in the front. It's called "problem hair" for a reason though and might scare some people off.
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>>5792403

I don't understand but I didn't ask for this

Except for the part with the girlfriend into freaky stuff in the bedroom, I totally asked for that
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>>5791869
>It was the first most delicate geared toward real lesbians i have ever seen

Lol, what? It was a movie about some old chick's trouble with her ex-huband and some other chick and her bf. There was barely anything homo about it and I don't get how this is supposed to be geared towards lesbians? For starters, if I made a movie geard towards lesbians, I would start by casting actually attractive lead characters. And I would continue by not making it about some custody case with a guy. (I guess that child just fell from the sky, cause that's all totaly lesbian here.)
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>>5792441
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百合 only
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>>5792391
But the movie. It was so delicate, i don't know of any other way to describe it. It was so beautiful. Whoever made that movie knows women. Whoever it was. They got my vote.
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>>5791438
I've been pairing flannels over dresses and skirts. Denim jackets, multiple piercings on ears, combat boots. I don't wear makeup and I like to think that helps.
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>>5792800
>Whoever made that movie knows women

So women like lame things? Good to know, guess I'm FtM now.
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>>5790626
God, this is LITERALLY perfect.
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>>5791073
>>5791869
>>5792800
more boring fucking white ladies in the industry's sea of white.

yeah, we need more movies like carol. /s
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>>5792868
Ok..
If you say so.
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>>5793058
What's wrong with white people?
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I've been sick for a couple days and my parents both worked today so I asked my friend to take me to the doctor but she couldn't and arranged for her mom to.

It was really weird, her mom is pretty and she sat with me in the back to wait for the doctor and afterwords took me for food.

I started pretending we were on a date. It's a little shameful but I'm going to masturbate to her tonight.
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>>5793390
noice
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>>5793390
nice
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>>5793195
I've seen enough white people, frankly. Fuck more stories about white people. That perspective is judiciously covered. I don't give a single damn about some finicky issues that a couple of closeted, rich white women from a generation I wasn't even alive for had with their bisexuality or whatever the fuck. I would like something I haven't seen or heard of.

And I'm so white I shit Irish Spring.
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>>5793478
Why do you hate white people
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>>5793488
So because I'd like something new, I hate white people? Why is your view of the culture so fragile?
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>>5793502
technically white, but also technically not
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>>5793390
>It's a little shameful
why is masturbation shameful? Literally a victim-less "crime"
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>>5793508
>>5793502
Most things that aren't from Cannes/Sundance are shit, honestly. I'm looking forward to seeing pic related, but I don't think it got picked up for distribution so it may never be available.
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>>5793510
It's shameful that she started imagining it was a date with her friend's mom. That's cringey as fuck. I mean, I've done it, but it's still really fucking sad. It's a betrayal of the friend, no matter how private, it's a denial of the mother's consent, no matter how miniscule, and it would be awkward to no end if anyone involved knew about it.
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>>5793478
If you want non white stories, look for international films from non white countries, there's plenty. Don't bitch about white people making white films. You can't write or make any form of art about things you don't know shit about, I much rather a film that reflects something because it's familiar, than one that is made for the sake of diversity but fails miserably at representing the other group because it's alien and beyond the maker's understanding.
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>>5793543
Who said I want white people to make non-white films? You realize that America is not uniformly white, right? And yet distribution, awards, and media exposure are disproportionately dominated by shit I've seen before. There is nothing wrong with some variety, getting tired when I don't have any of it, and getting pleased when I do see some.

None of the writers of the screenplay for Carol are closeted women from the 1950s. And they still adapted the book well enough that total retards like S were able to enjoy it. If anyone here is bitching, it's you. Bitching about some other person in the world disagreeing with you. How dare they! What an unmitigated disaster!
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>>5793558
Film is an industry, they make shit that makes money, it's not just art for arts sake. America might not be all white, but there's no big push for diverse stories because there's no market for it. Indie films already hard enough to make without trying to push for ideas that only a very small and not profitable percent of people want.

And maybe the screenwriters for Carol weren't closeted women from the 1950s, but it's not such a hard mindset to get into when you are American and know about story and how things were then, not to mention have already a source material that only needs a few tweaks to be made into a film.

And if a "retard" like S enjoyed the film that means they were successful, because guess what, most people are not that bright and the more people a film can appeal to, the more money is made, and that is the end goal.

Why don't you go read a book instead of whining about an industry that is not going to cater to a few fringe elements that want to see different things.
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>>5793581
There have been loads of studies showing that they make shit IN SPITE of money. Just look at their response to the success of Alien. It made fucking truckloads, and they're still frightened of casting a female lead in an action movie. You're talking in circles. All I said was I didn't care about yet another movie about white views on white problems in white America. There are other Americas. I'd like to see them. Anything else is just a distraction from that topic.
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>>5793581
But that's not even true. Especially in the past ten years, movies with diverse casts have done incredibly well and have been huge moneymakers. Minority viewers also make up like 45 percent of ticket sales for films. There's no push because nearly all production companies are vast majority white and majority male. The vast majority of the Academy is elderly, white, and male. People say go make your own media, but it's already stacked against them, when the people who read your script say that two black people not immediately dropping slang is unrealistic. Or that you can't have an Asian male as a romantic lead against a white or black woman. Why do you want the film industry to just make the same action film/romance film/English period drama/comedy film cycle with the same 10 white actors year after year after year?
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>>5793607
Alien was made by a huge director, people like that have the pull to do shit most other filmmakers wouldn't dream. And he probably had to cash in all kinds of favors and do a lot of deals and compromises, like changing the ending. Unusual films are far and few between because it's a bet most people won't make. And didn't the new Star Wars has a female lead? Things are not as oppressive as you'd like to think.

Ok, you've voiced your opinion that there needs to be films about other Americans, thank you for the input. As long as it's just a few people that say this though, things won't really change. And there's other things getting made, you just don't hear about it because nobody cares, but if you are really set on watching different things you can use the internet to search for them instead of shitposting.
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>>5793633
If you pay for it they will come. You vote on what you want to see by supporting media that reflects this. Change is slow but things are not as bad as this uber political people like to whine about.

They recycle the same ideas and actors because they make money every single time. Once people get tired of it and demant to see other things, other things will be made. But the average person goes to the movies to forget about their shitty life and pretend for a couple of hours that life doesn't suck, or to fondle someone in the dark theater... either way they are ok with the same old tropes being played out over and over again.

However if you do manage to make a fresh new film that reflects a different section of society it will sell too, but it's a risky business and it doesn't always pays off, so big studios are hesitant to make it, but like you said things are changing, maybe not at the rate some would want but they are.
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Straight is a meme. Straight chicks just need a real woman to fuck them good and proper.
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>>5793725
You did not really acknowledge a single thing I said. People ARE paying for these films, repeatedly. People do want to see them happen. They do make money.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/diverse-movies-are-a-huge-business-why-doesnt-hollywood-make-more/2015/12/15/ec002564-9774-11e5-b499-76cbec161973_story.html

The issue is that you cannot get as many of these films out when your producers think that your potential leads are too dark or you have too many gays, and will not fund your film, lest you consider making them white and straight and "safe".
Look, I'm not naive enough to think that things can change immediately. But, fuck, I just want to see someone who looks like me, playing normalized roles.
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>>5792897
Doesn't she have a nice pelt.
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>>5793781
>implying you don't want to pet her velvet
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>>5790486
Americans have shit taste, nothing new there.

>>5791073
Carol is fucking boring as shit. God forbid something actually happens in a lesbian movie.
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Do you lesbians have problems with masc/fem girls?
I'm thinking about hanging around here as a pansex guy since all 3 gay threads are ass
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What does your question even mean? And pansexuality isn't real, fuck off with your NB circus.
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>tfw no redhead qt gf
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I haven't been in lesgen for a while.

Is adori still traight?
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>>5793822
Ayo
I guess if you don't know what it means then it's a no, but I guess it's more of an annoying disparity between 'butch' girls and 'girly' girls
Also that was an experiment to see how people reacted to pan vs bi, and it's literally no difference i guess
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>>5793845
Go back to tumblr with your special needs shit, no one cares.
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>>5793826
I'll be your red head gf but i'm kinda fat
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>>5793868
Are you willing to lose the extra pounds? We can work out together and have fun learning new healthy recipes.
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Anyone here over 30? I like older women.
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>>5793841
I don't know where she went. We have cancerous posters like . and S now.
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>>5791241
maybe you saw something else
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>tfw I spend so much time shitposting on 4chan that I start saying autistic shit at work without realizing it
Suicide is the only cure.

>>5793814
No men allowed.

Also some people shit on butches here. Never seen anyone shit on fems. We get that fem4fem thing y'all faggots have in masc4masc.
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>>5793934
Yeah, I'm trying to anyway.
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>>5793957
>Also some people shit on butches here. Never seen anyone shit on fems.
Because most people want to fuck fems. Also, butches rarely want to fuck other butches, so they can't even say shit when ppl call them gross/unfuckable/etc, since they consider other butches to be unfuckable too.
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>>5793478
Well, go bitch at whitehetromcoms or superheros or oldwhitemeninsuits. I want my annual lesbian movies, even if it's about white people.
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>>5793801
I could pet her all day...

>>5793803
>Americans have shit taste
The average American, decedent of the Puritans, yep, boring. To afraid to think for themselves.
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>>5793959
Nice, but now I'm sure you must be at least 1000 miles away.
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>>5793994
Where do you live?
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>>5793989
I really hope English is not your mother tongue.
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What movie characters best describe you?

One of my long time friends described me as being a cross of Nikita from "La Femme Nikita" (1990) and Betty from "37°2 le matin" (1986) ("Betty Blue" in the US). I'd guess the pre robbery druggie Nikita who then got clean and fixed her life only to become the impulsive Betty slowly going insane. At least now that I'm on the right drugs, I'm not slowly going bonkers anymore.
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>>5794018
I don't know and don't care.
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>>5794001
Somewhere in Latin America.
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>>5794031

I live in the united states.
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>tfw had a friendly conversation with my 53yo Japanese teacher outside of class and now she seems hot to me
I don't know anymore.
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>>5794034
Yeah, over 1000 miles. Damn this redheadless tropical land!
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>>5794041
Japanese age nicely, is she well preserved?
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>>5793965
All I want is a qt chapstick gf with long hair

Is that too much to ask?
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>>5794047
I've never been in anywhere warmer really

I've gone to Canada once.
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>>5794051
She looks her age, but she's still so cute, her mannerisms and personality I mean. Ahh man I don't need this, she's married to a muslim or something too and has a daughter.
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>>5794081
The solution is obvious, then. Like mother like daughter, anon.
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>>5794081
Japs do seem to love the blacks.
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>>5794091
Dunno... I feel like I'm being watched here posting this, so I won't give more information of her daughter but she definitely isn't my type or looks like her at all.

Now my only hope is that hot Korean teacher from the floor below.
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I keep dreaming that my mom is killing me. It's really fucked up I don't want to keep having them I love my mom.

I was napping this evening and dreamed that she called me into the kitchen, asked me to hand her something and went I did she slashed both my wrist with a big knife in like an x pattern.

I turned to run and she stabbed me in the back and again in the leg and I just laid in the floor bleeding to death while she finished making dinner over top me.
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>>5794125
Sounds like you have some latent mommy issues there anon. Are you worried about what she thinks of you? Do you think she's too strict or harsh? Maybe your brain is exaggerating your fears.

>>5793957
>>tfw I spend so much time shitposting on 4chan that I start saying autistic shit at work without realizing it
What'd you say?
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>>5794125
I always dream the exact opposite.
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>>5794139
You killing you mom?
Glad I'm not alone, if so. I dreamt about strangling my mom to death a few days ago. She means well, but finds such innocuous ways to make me feel like worthless trash.
Then my dreams make me feel worse. Hooray.
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>>5794134
I know I have mom issues, I primarily date middle-age women who I often kind of force into a momish role. I don't feel strange about my actual mom though.

She's never been strict really and the biggest issue we had was when I wanted to move for school. It wasn't super bitter or anything.

I've had these dreams for a long time though, since I was in my early teens but they are far more common now.

>>5794139
>>5794175
I never dreamed about intentionally killing her but I've had a nightmare where I wreck my car while she is with me and is bleeding and wouldn't open her eyes.
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>>5794197
Sounds hot
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>>5790486
>pear shaped
I knew a girl like that in high school. She was pretty qt but a bit of a psycho I think, and she gave me lots of mixed signals for about 2.5 years. A bit of a long story. Looking back, she might have liked me (that or she tried to manipulate me, which is what I've bought into all this time).

Anyway, it's a very late saturday night and I'm feeling pretty drunk, but still conscious enough to type and think lucid thoughts. I was just with this guy I sort of know and he's pretty cool, but just earlier he was very clearly flirting with me and trying to kiss me. It was really awkward and I actually felt bad for him. I tried to give him the "no" signal but not in a way that he would feel like a piece of shit, because I know what that's like and it it's not fun.

Why do I seem to, under the right conditions, attract the cool guys and not the cool gals? I'm starting to feel real bummed out about it. I can't say I feel ready to commit, but why can't I have a girl really, really like me?
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>>5794330
So you just want to lead on and break the heart of some girl who's into you? That's a new low of selfishness.
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>>5794338
that's not what I mean, I think. I'm mostly talking about a girl I could very well fall for. Though, as I am right now, any acceptably attractive girl falling for me would be a good match in my eyes. Maybe I'm just that much lonely right now, I can't tell.

But you may be right. Maybe what I feel I need, in part, is an ego patter, but mostly I want love, in the end.
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>>5790486
lol i laugh knowing the fact that no tranny will ever have a figure like that
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>>5794358
Fuck off somewhere else if you want to talk about trans shit. This is a thread about lesbians, thank you.
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>>5794330
>I can't say I feel ready to commit, but why can't I have a girl really, really like me?
I'm right there with you.
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>>5794330
>Why do I seem to, under the right conditions, attract the cool guys and not the cool gals?

1. there are more hetero guys in the world than gay women.

2. guys tend to be very proactive about initiating, or showing that they're attracted to you. With women (even with lesbians), you're really hurting your prospects if you don't initiate a lot. There may be shy lesbians who are interested in you, and you'd never know it.

>I can't say I feel ready to commit, but why can't I have a girl really, really like me?

3. If people can sense this, you're a lot more likely to attract guys (who are more interested in casual sex) and less likely to attract women (who also like casual sex, but prefer a strong possibility of casual stuff turning into a serious relationship, and therefore avoid commitment-phobes).

t. lesbian with way too many guy friends and not enough ladies who has been grappling with similar problems.
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>>5794363
>implying tranny posts aren't what makes lesgen alive
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>>5794454
There is one lesbian thread on this entire board. Talk about trans anything everywhere else. Fuck off.
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>>5794461
"cis lesbians" are a myth. You are all just temporarily confused heteros :^)
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>>5794461
you need to take a chill pill and maybe go for a walk because you are getting unreasonably worked up over nothing bud
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>>5794476
LOL
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>>5794453
all of what you pointed out, it's all pretty damn obvious, but thanks for doing that. I'm so consumed by random bursts of petty toughts every now and then that I forget it's all very logical why I am where I am right now.

Having a gf sounds like a lot of fun, but I still have a lot to learn about myself until I actually feel ready for one. Anything else I feel I might need along those lines is merely a shallow excuse for self-assurance. i.e: what I might suddenly feel like having is simply someone tell me, for a determined amount of time, that I am good enough
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>>5794480
Kill yourself.
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>>5794506
calm your T-rage sir
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>>5794510
Your carbon will be put to better use by the blind worms that consume it.
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>>5793581
I love you to boo.
<3
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I would only allow polyamory if it meant I get to to be the centerpiece.
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>>5794519
It bothers me more than it should that the woman on the left has two radically different sized tits.
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>>5794515
duude so deep n dark, nice poe poetry/5
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>>5794550
You can just ask for porn, anon. You don't have to embarrass yourself like that first.
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>>5794519
>not wife swapping with other lesbian couples on the regular
>caring that your wife is a bislut when you can just let her fuck some guy while you get with his wife
Ever since I got married I've been having more sex with random people, and I really like it.
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>>5794515
>>5794558
noty
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>>5794561
You're going to get AIDS from those bisexuals.
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Not a cis girl but would lesgen date me?
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>>5794563
I have a pretty stable circle at this point and we all get tested regularly, I'm pretty much the only one who still sleeps around with random people. If anything I'm going to give them AIDS
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>>5794571
Disgusting slut.
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>>5794578
I really am, and it feels so good.
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>>5794569
Nope, I'm sure someone would though.
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>>5794581
What's so good about sex anyway if you don't do it with love.
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>>5794595
I really like the feeling of relaxing people. My wife has a high responsibility load at her job, and so do most of our friends. Eventually it just started happening, I used to work as a physical therapist and it gradually went from giving massages to friends or their wives to cuddling and eventually we went full wife swap. My wife is also a lot more vanilla than I am, so getting to have kinky sex and beat somebody else's wife for an hour is ridiculously hot. It'll start to tone down as we get older and start picking up college kids to have fun with instead but for now it's really enjoyable.
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>>5794595
Not to be shitposty, but yeah, this. I've had good casual sex and I've had bad relationship sex and the latter was significantly better than the former. There's just no intensity or relaxation or investment in casual sex. It's so mechanical and flighty. Love is like the best upper ever brewed in a lab, except it's free and won't give you mega-shits.
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>>5794519
>>5794561
>>5794571
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>>5794611
>picked up for a threesome by an older, gay power couple
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>>5794620
Why is this tranny menstruating from his nose.
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>>5794630
How newfag are you, you god damn paranoid doublenigger?
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>>5794630
I think that might be a cis girl

The lips are fairly feminine, chin is a bit off though
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>>5794636
I was merely pretending to be retarded, don't get so triggered.
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>>5794612
I think you're under the impression that I don't love my wife, or that she doesn't love me. Or that our friends aren't in love, and that we all just have constant sex and never speak to each other. I love her more than anyone else, and she feels the same about me, but we're still young. We married at 22 and have been together for about 6 years already, and it's really great, but with 30 coming up it feels like we might as well experience as much as possible. It's made our social lives with friends better and we both feel more fulfilled since I get to give girls lashings and she gets to give guys blowjobs. At the end of the day we still end up cuddled up and going to bed with each other, or if work or something else prevents it we call and fall asleep on the phone. It's just us having fun. and desu it turns me on a lot that I've convinced all our friends to do it too.

>>5794620
I figure once we're 35 or so we'll be able to afford just fucking random college girls by wowing them with money and experience and openness, and then by the time we're retired probably be sugar moms to some while they're in college for the younger company and sex.
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>>5794526
Maybe she's a breast cancer survivor
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>>5794640
Yeah? With stuff like this floating around?
>>5794637
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>>5794647
Oh, you're from tumblr, no surprise here.

When will you all learn to ignore posts you don't like? And it's evident that thing had a throat surgery to remove its Adam's apple.
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>>5794642
I'm not under that impression. You're projecting HARD and you should take a moment later to unpack why you leapt to this conclusion and what concerns you're having with your relationship and the feelings of everyone involved. Are you also in love with the people you're swinging with? That's what I'm getting at.
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>>5794656
That sounds like an awful surgery
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>>5794656
That's an old school camwhore from /b/, dude. Millions of people have seen her vulva. Where are you getting tumblr nonsense from? Are you honestly this bored? You can't come up with a real topic?
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>>5794642
>and she gets to give guys blowjobs
Please stop posting, straight man.
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>>5794663
Why are you stupid whore still replying? Don't reply, just think about what sort of posts you reply to and then reflect that you're part of lesgen's problem.
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>>5794657
To an extent. They aren't people I feel I could have fulfulling romantic relationships with, but I love them as much as I could love a friend.
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>>5794569
why would you ask that of lesgen young one? you know that there are more men in here then anything
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>tfw you are a young college girl who would love to be fucked by a lesbian power couple
>tfw there are no such things as lesbian power couples, they're usually both Biscum and could carry stds

Fuck this shit
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>>5794569
Why would I date a man? Are you nuts?
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>>5794569
Why do you look so fucking weird? Normal human beings shouldn't look this much like a rat
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I'm curious about LesGen commenters' orientations and gender.

http://strawpoll.me/6942715
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>>5794703
It's hard to find a lesbian to settle down with anon, and I don't mind my wife liking dick sometimes. I am les though
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>>5794734
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>>5794734
how can you kiss your wife when her breath smells like cum and you know she's been giving a man analingus?
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>>5794722
>>5794709
>>5794698
>>5794592
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>>5794642
Ehehe you're trying way too hard. We know you're just a dude with cuck fantasies.
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Wow men and bisexuals are such garbage. Thank the good lord I'm a lesbian.
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>>5794743
The same way she can kiss me after I've been bleeding all over some girl and have a new scar.
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>>5794744
>dude getting mad because no one here wants him
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>>5794779
>shooting the messenger because she got baited by a faggot
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Fuck, everytime I read on 4chan about how happy a les anon is in her relationship or marriage to her gf/wife, there's 5 more posts about how a les anon got dumped or cheated on. And now this poly shit, joking about how you're spreading aids and stds, i just lose all hope that im never gonna find a loyal girlfriend and get happily married

there's nothing good about being a lesbian. I'm so depressed
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>>5794847
Straight people have the same problems
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this general is so hostile

Have you ever thought about being positive?
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>>5794773
uhh, what?
please elaborate
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>>5794850
No fuck you
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>>5794859
>>5794850
awww, "friends"
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>>5794857
I like blood play, I like cutting myself and watching the blood fall on somebody else. I like how they look with my blood on their skin and smeared on their faces, and I like how I look with it on me too. I don't usually play with other people's blood even though I like to watch them bleed a little if they're okay with it. I've done some stuff with animal blood as well, which can be good if you need more than you'd be able to get from a human
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>>5794859
>>5794850
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>>5794868
Hahahaha is this bait or what?
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>tfw asked a girl out to a movie
>she asks me if it's a friend thing or a date thing
>I still haven't answered her back

I'm the sort of person to overthink everything and the question caught me off-guard. Isn't there a pretty thin line between friend things and date things?
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>>5794882
just tell her the truth anon
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>>5794888
I tend to use pigs blood when I do use animals, since pigs are pests and I can get them easily. It's very fun to actually bleed them yourself, and when it's still warm and you can see the carcass it adds a special atmosphere to it. It is an annoying fetish though, not just for the scars but also because blood is a pain to get out of clothes or beds or even washing it off of skin.
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>>5794847
What's wrong with wanting a harem? I'd say a lesbian harem is the definition of paradise tbqh.

>>5794848
Worse problems. All that unwanted pregnancy, all those STIs, and worst of all males. They're crazy.
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>>5794899
I don't know about that. I get blood all over my outfits all the time.
I'm kind of clumsily with the brute work I do. It would be easy to just some day cut off a finger or something.
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>>5794900
Lesbian harms don't exist though. More like 1 les who has to put up with 4 other diseased bi chicks, even worse when those bi chicks pretend they're lesbian.

Also pic sauce?
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>>5794900
nothing wrong with wanting fantasies to come true. As long as you remember, they are in fact fantasies.
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>>5794900
What's that from? I have a serious lack of worthwhile comics in my life.
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>>5794909
The artist is Rupert Everton. It's not a series tho, and he doesn't just draw lesbians.
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>>5794012
I had to relearn it after a brain injury.

>>5794595
hedonistic pleasure.

>>5794878
There are people who are really into it. I've tried it, but the incremental sexual kick isn't enough for me.
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>>5793558

Why are you pretending you've seen anything before when you're four?

You don't need to pretend. You're amazing as you are: a four-year-old who can write in fluent English. Nobody expects you to know anything. Of course you don't have anything to talk about yet. You can stop pretending!
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>>5794995
Then what is enough for you anon? And I'm not sure I get what you mean by incremental sexual kick
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Happy Saturday night. Here's your regular post of "tfw no gf. dear lord, put me out of my misery and let me enter the world of my dreams. I'm going to die soon and alone. I'll never do anything right."
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how do lesbians act towards casual des anyway?

Are they prudish as fuck like hetero women or promiscuous as fuck like gay men
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>>5795067

Casual sex*
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>>5795067
Closer to hetero women on average, probably not generally like gay men but fairly promiscuous.
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>mfw I'm trying to watch a show but I can't get past a super-cringey scene where I'm getting overwhelming sympathetic embarrassment
help me lesgen
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>>5795067
Absolutely heretical. I only give my pussy to my non-existent wife.
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>>5795067
Closer to hetero chicks.
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>>5795078
what show
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>tfw you have to take 6 aleve to deal with the pain
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>>5795088
The Flash.

He's really ineptly trying to hit on his friend and it is SO CRINGEY AND PAINFUL HOLY SHIT

I JUST NEED TO GET PAST IT GUYS
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>>5795067
>how do lesbians act towards casual des anyway?
I think below is accurate

>>5794453
>like casual sex, but prefer a strong possibility of casual stuff turning into a serious relationship, and therefore avoid commitment-phobes).
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>>5795103
Good luck. I haven't been able stomach anything from the CW since before I was a legal adult.
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>>5795107
I'm a sucker for comic book shit, what can I say?

It's actually pretty good. Some of the writing is sloppy and I want to punt Iris into THE FUCKING SUN but other than that pretty chill.
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>>5795112
>into THE FUCKING SUN

A-are you okay
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Lesgen, I'm getting back into dating again after a three year hiatus.

I'm about to send my first message to a qt on OKCupid in literal years.

Wish me and my social anxiety luck.
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>>5795029
What the fuck kind of cockamamie non-sequitur insult is this?
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>>5795118
I'm just strangely passionate about television shows.
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>>5795123
Luck.

>>5795126
I tried to watch an episode of it and it's just so bad, anon. The writing is so unbelievably bad. All the cape series are like that.
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>>5795131
Nah just the DCU ones. They've all got the same showrunners and they're just sort of drunk.

Supergirl is way more worth watching because she's so goddamn hot.

The Marvel shows are way better though.
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>>5795123
Just bite the bullet and go for it. Shrug off any set back and keep going.

>>5795137
A pretty face is a dime a dozen, anon. I'm not going to be swayed into watching crap just because there's a pretty face involved. I demand quality writing, acting and production! Stop thinking with your clit.
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>>5795151
...but my clit makes good decisions

No she's super likable and shit. The actress is great.

But yeah no, if you want real quality you should watch Marvel shows. Those are fucking ace.
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My girlfriend is at a party and I'm hating myself. What do you use for porn, lesgen?
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>>5795161
she's probably sucking a lot of dick rn
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>>5795161

"Female choice" section of xhamster
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>>5795151
Yeah. Worst case scenario she says something mean and I feel like shit for a day or so. But she doesn't seem mean. And I can handle nasty people anyway.
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>>5795161
sorority hazing videos lately. theyre all fake as shit, but i like the scenario
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>>5795161
Ameteur masturbation vids of pretty women.
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>>5795161
Viv Thomas and Girlfriends Films were favourites for a while, as was anything that starred this one Hungarian woman I had a thing for. I can't remember her name any more and it's bugging me.

I always liked set ups where an older woman is picking up a younger girl and taking her home or doing stuff in the car.
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Jesus Christ... I was not ready for Room... I'm crying like a little bitch
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>>5795161
Sadpanda.
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OK, anons, help me not suck at this.

There's plenty of awesome things about her profile, and beyond telling her those things are awesome, I'm not sure what to say to encourage conversation.
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>>5795231
Discuss common interests
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>>5795188
holy crap! now I need to know this porn, the plot sounds like it could actually get me off.
I mean nothing sexier than a frisky girl that's daring as fuck.
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>>5795231
why don't you tell her you find her extraordinarily interesting and you want to talk to her but you don't know about what, then ask if she is willing to go to a coffee shop, your treat.
>yeah know, honesty
some times I hear it works.
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>>5795234
>>5795256
I'm thinking something like...

"An introvert who loves X, Y, and Z and who describes herself as Q? You sound awesome.

What's your most epic <instance of odd hobby she mentioned> to date?"

That sound good?
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>>5795261
that sounds good and sweet, you should probably also ask if she has a boyfriend just to get that out of the way
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>>5795261
Don't say "epic"
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>>5795270
She's gay and single according to her profile.
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>>5795273
Why? Is it dorky? Maybe I should go with "best" instead of "most epic."

I am asking about a mock battle though, so epic seemed apropo.
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>>5795275
not trying to be a jerk, but you should still ask, I mean, I don't know how many shit men convince their dumb shit girlfriends to find a third that way.
just better safe than sorry sort of thing.
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>>5795279
use epic if she sounds like a dork or if the hobby is dorky. Probably don't use it if it's a sensible or low-key hobby like mushroom farming.
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>>5795282
I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it. No need to be like... weird and defensive in my first message. If she has a bf I'll find out about it soon enough.
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>>5795231
Ask her questions about some of the stuff she's into. People like talking about themselves so indulge her. Then you can share your interests and hopefully hit it off.

>>5795238
I can't find any of the good videos online any more but they were called Women Seeking Women.
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>>5795286
The hobby is extremely dorky, which is part of why I want to ask about it because it's fucking awesome.

>>5795289
Thanks!
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I'm doing it. I'm sending it.

IT BEGINS.
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>>5795289
awww, those suck though, anything Not amateur sucks, its to dry and fake, no one is aggressive or lusting after anyone. At that point it just feels stupid to watch. I mean really? that Bitch can make whole sentences wile "allegedly" getting the fuck of her life? its trash. Boooo, I sad, thought you had something new I could observe.
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>>5795288
by all means, you should do what feels right anyway, why are you asking us? everyone's an asshole in here.
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>mfw I have a new okcupid message
>mfw it's this
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>>5795327
Can't hurt to ask. I get new perspectives and I can always dismiss ones that I disagree with.

I don't have real friends so you niggers are all I have to bounce ideas off of.

>>5795328
lmao for some reason I was expecting that to be mine
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>>5795328
"My Man" those bitches erk me.
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>>5795328
>straight chicks
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>>5795336
I'd have preferred it

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS THING
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>>5795336
am I ... Your Nigger?
I would feel special if I was Yoooour nigger.
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>>5795342
Man, that'd mean this qt goes on 4chan. We could run away and be normies together.

>>5795344
No. You're just... A nigger.
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>>5795322
Some of it is good and some of it sucks. The Viv Thomas stuff is better but I can't find any.

What I'm remembering is a video where my Hungarian crush interviews a girl, talks to her for a while, they fuck for the camera then go home. The camera follows them back but its more relaxed and like they're just hanging out and watching tv. Then they fuck again but its more awkward and believable.
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>>5795348
>tfw no lonely 4chan gf
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The one closest to platinum gets to carry me to gold
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>>5795348
B-but... I want to be your nigger anon.

>>5795352
hmm? that does sound interesting, hungarian porn star right? I think I might want to see someone else's definition of awkward sex.
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>>5795355
>tfw no qt3.14 lonely 4chan sex fiend gf

>>5795367
You should try to be a better nigger, then.
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>>5795373
how do I better nigger anon?
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>>5795381
It's a classic trap trying to be a nigger. If you try you're not nigger enough. Stop trying and think less. Only then will the nigger reveal itself within you.
Also stop taking responsibility for stuff.
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>>5795388
>criminalize drugs to an utterly insane extent

>blacks get arrested at equally insane rates

>tons of benign citizens that smoked some weed or did heroin become hardened criminals in prison

>continue to commit crimes at a rate vastly disproportional to the general populace even controlling for poverty

>designated underclass created

>bribe whites with promises of controlling this mysterious phenomenon

>get "tough on crime"

>make criminal penalties unfairly harsh

>fill prisons with assloads of criminals and no-victim "criminals" to the point of overpopulation

>crime rates go down simply because repeat offenders rot in their cells

>all the while, brutally repressing attempts by the black community to get on its own two feet because, uh… muh personal responsitrilitance
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>>5795393
You had that prepared.
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>>5795397
so did you
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To the anon who posts the sexy gifs- please post more
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>97% match with an asexual
JUST
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>>5795463
My actual daily life, senpai

>>5795427
Gotta be honest, anon, most of it's just kissing in a lewd context because I thought it was a good idea to date a dead-sex-drive woman. "You're falling for her, she likes you, you get along great," were not good reasons. It's like being single except now you have anticipation that will never happen. I would kill a baby for an hour of make outs. A human baby, though, not like a puppy or anything. I'm not a monster.

Anyway, gifs coming through.
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hooked up with a girl last night and sprain my wrist fingering her

it hurts so bad and is a little swollen
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I thought you all would be interesting
Nope all of you are normie bitches who just deny their bisexuality
Talk to me when your instinct to breed kicks in, kthx
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>>5795481
I hope you've iced it and everything. Did she hurt herself pleasing you, too?
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>>5795489
K, who-ever-the-fuck. You won't be missed.
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>>5795489
0/10 did not entertain
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>>5795495
That gif made my clit stand at attention.
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I just want to suck on a girl's elbow.

Is that weird?
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>>5795498
Right? I crave that situation so much.

>>5795499
Yes. But you do you, boo.
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>>5795499
Kinda, but you do you senpai
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>>5795491
i put a Ziploc baggie with water in it in the freezer i will use as an ice pack when it freezes

she didn't she just hurt me more by pinning me down by my wrist and like rolling it between her thumb and hand
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>>5795481
I hope she appreciated the effort. Not really my thing but at least it shows you were into it.
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>>5795507
She didn't even get you off? Rude. That's some hetshit.
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>>5795517
>>5795515
>>5795510
>>5795500
why does kissing turn me on so much more than porn? It's like I can almost feel my tongue in her mouth
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muh blu board
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>>5795524
I just like anything that uses my mouth, to be honest. So if it can evoke "mouth things" I get into it.
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Webms now I guess. I don't actually know for sure what's in these.

Bonus: webm.host f7885
That grunt gets me in places.
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Damn, there's some good audio ones I wish I could upload. Not like moaning and wet sounds, but uh
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LIKE YOU DIDN'T LOOK, ANON
(please kill me)
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I like how awkward this is. It's comforting.
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Strictly for educational purposes, this program.
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I need to get /fit/. Skellymode just isn't serving me well.
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>>5795566
thanks mrs. skeltal
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Think what she could do to you.
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I really hope I'm not the only one into shit like this.
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>>5795575
Fucking magic...
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Poor creature has everything but the booty. Drive, tits, talent, command, charisma, tits, a pretty face, tits, great hair, and boobs. But just a tragic lack of ass.
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And something unironically innocent just for the emotional whiplash.

>>5795427
I hope you're satisfied.
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Do you want to watch a movie with me, anon?
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Somewhere quiet. Somewhere dark. Somewhere private.
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Just me and... however many of you there actually are right now. I can't wink, but I'd fake it about now. Is that charming? Not being able to wink?
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>>5795599
are both halves of your face paralyzed?
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>>5795603
No I think I just might be an idiot in whatever part of the brain controls that sort of thing. The best I can do is a blink where one eye is a little behind the other. Unless I do it really slowly, in which case, it looks super weird. Winks are ugly in real time.
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I wonder if that one anon actually killed herself.
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>>5795645
The last thing the world* needs is fewer lesbians

*me
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>>5795688
Better go out and make some more then. You know what you've got to do...
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>>5795690
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>>5795049
I felt some additional thrill while doing blood sports, but I didn't feel it was worth it for the danger and hassle.
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Hey Lesgen, so I got back from a 5 week army basic training course and I felt like talking about it.
Ask me anything, I guess.
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>>5796085
How fit do you look now?
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>>5796085
Why would you want to do that?
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>>5796089
More or less the same. It was an abridged course so we didn't have a lot of PT and what little we did have was mostly about endurance. A lot of the guys in my platoon were complaining about losing weight and muscle mass. I only lost about 2kgs.

>>5796092
I always wanted to join the army but also wanted to do a lot of other stuff so I went halfway and joined the reserves, hence only 5 weeks instead of 12. Also, I thought it would give me a lot of skills that would be useful or attractive in civilian life.
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>>5796103
Was it difficult dealing with your period?
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>>5796103
It says something weird about me that my first reaction to that is 'beautiful gun' followed by 'trigger discipline' followed by 'cute'.
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>>5796118
What about trigger discipline?
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>>5796127
It doesnt look like she has it, but then she could be literally about to fire.
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> 1:20 in the am
> classes in the morning
> haven't done any work
Well shit. I knew this was coming and I played pokémon instead. I hate myself.
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>>5796130
That's what I meant. It looks like she's right at the point of firing.
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>>5796137
Just do what I did and wait until the 60% mark in the semester to drop out and reenroll for fall.
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>>5796113
Not really. I've never had trouble with cramps or anything, so it was just kind of annoying and uncomfortable when marching around. It was a little embarrassing when we had to shower because our showers had no doors, so everything was kind of on show. For the first week we tried holding up towels for whoever was using the shower at the time but gave that up and just got used to seeing each other naked.
It wasn't as good as it sounded since there was only one girl worth seeing and the other eight weren't my type.

>>5796127
I always assumed she was about to fire. She's not standing around or (obviously) posing for the camera, so my inner /k/ommando didn't start sperging.
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>>5796130
>>5796139
Stuff like this (since for all we know she could actually be firing it/about to fire it) annoys me less than say, people being like "Oh, my gun is pointed in the air or I'm doing some silly pose with it but my finger is on the trigger hurt durr!"

Though my biggest pet peeve is people slinging rifles over their shoulder when someone is walking/standing behind them.

But then I remember that these people are probably just emulating what they've seen on tv or in movies/comics. As long as they aren't being stupid with real guns, I guess I can get over it.
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>>5796146
I was going to ask if they were coed showers, but probably not. That seems like it'd be awful if it's the case.
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>>5796139

Yeah exactly, its why im not hugely analpained.
Its a fringe case I guess.

>>5796150
Yeah exactly, definitely. Hollywood and video games.
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>>5796150
>>5796155
>>5796150
>>5796146
>>5796139
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>>5796152
No way. We had a small bathroom next to the males'. Coed showers sound like a nightmare.

>>5796161
Oh God, my nightmares...
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>>5796161

That is...impressively bad
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>>5796155
I mean, it's not like I know much about guns my dang self, but my dad used to love hunting, so he taught me some basics.

Half my family is a bunch of rednecks and their gun safety really sucks. And I mean REALLY sucks. But then my uncle uses a mounted scope to shoot milk jugs when they're 20 feet away, so I guess I need to manage my expectations.
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>>5795530
>that forehead kiss
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>>5796118
You're not alone... ;)

I won't own a gun myself, but I'll use friends & relatives guns.
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>>5796103
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>>5796255
Actually got good form.
>That 45 degree angle to the weapon
>That raised leg
>That elbow rest

9/10 would operate with
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today at work a fat girl was hitting on me so I asked her to go to the bathroom with me and she showed me her tits
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Anyone else khv asexual homoromantic here?
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>mfw OKCupid chick looked at my profile and did not respond to my message
Whelp. Guess it's a numbers game.
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>>5796507
Post your okcupid here please.
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>>5796515
No thx, I'm not retarded enough to put that kind of personal info on 4chan
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>>5796523
Post a screen shot with the most personal info blocked out.
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>>5796536
For what purpose?
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>>5796542
I want to read it and possibly fantasize about a relationship with you.
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>>5796554
I'm a fat butch comic book nerd. I promise you do not want to fantasize about a relationship with me.
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>>5796610
I'm a comic book nerd too. I also kinda like fat girl asses/titties so if you got that going for you then I just might start my fantasies now.
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>>5796397
What the fuck is khv.
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>>5796778
Kremlin hoarding vagina.

>>5797227
Ayyyy
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Lesgen, I got a girlfriend kinda, but I'm frustrated. We're both autistic and I'm left frustrated and unfulfilled -- I think I'm supposed to take the active role here, but I'm having trouble. She's cute and I like cuddling with her, but we don't really have chemistry because we're both nervous and always spilling spaghetti, and our friends got us together anyway.

This is my first time actually dating a girl. I thought it would be better than this. What am I doing wrong?
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Do stone butches real?
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>>5797288
Alpha up, retard.
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>>5797295
No, they just come out as FTM now.

>>5797288
You're not communicating openly and directly with her. Start doing that. If you are both clear about where you stand, what you want, and when, it becomes easier.
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No Fatties
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>>5797288
>What am I doing wrong?

Have you tried fucking der nice and good?
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>>5796610
>fat butch

Aaaaaaaaand here's the reason she won't repy.
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>>5796313
Coworker or customer/client?
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>>5796085
Kill yourself
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>>5796622
Fantasize away.

DC or Marvel?

>>5797792
Yeah, probably. It would be much easier for me to get dates with SJWs but I do not want to date SJWs.
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pls god give me a gf i'm so lonely
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>>5796507
I met my girlfriend on okc. I was actually about to disable my profile but I saw her message and I told her to text me since okc's messaging system sucks donkey dick.

I mean I pretty much was in love with her at first sight. A 5'11 latina girl with the most adorable freckles in right next to her right eye and two little adorable freckles in the dimple next to her mouth. Even features that would be traditionally not super attractive are just amazing to me. I'm so in love with her that even the little things that she hates are things I love.

>>5797288
That sucks. Just trade off being dominant and talk about your expectations on who you want to lead the relationship, or if you want to share that role.

Talking about your feelings and bringing that stuff up isn't going to scare her away. Obviously you both like each other to be in a relationship so just work on it and lots of communication. You're not alone in a relationship. Both of you are in a relationship.
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>>5797227
FUCK YES SISTER

Still sane part of my poor brain tries to convince me to woman the fuck up every now and then, until I realize that everything is just hopeless and then I keep wasting my life on useless shit

I even caught a cold so I couldn't drink my sorrows away at the monthly gay club yesterday fuck this.
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>>5798327
Pretty much

I always have these things I want to try and do and then nope.

Give me some happy pills please god
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Let's start another general. I'm feeling a fashion one next.
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>>5798473
new thread >>5798771
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>>5797818
customer

she was THIRSTY I feel so bad for fatties.
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