/Gaygen/ Your older brothers birthday edition

>>5765918
first for wichita

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what do you do when you are sad and need to cheer up, gaygen?

3rd for fem

>>5765918
tfw no brothers

>>5765924
heroin

>>5765927
why won't you come back to femgen?

>>5765940
Why do I get asked this constantly?
it's full of trannies, slow as fuck, and just a shit general now

>>5765940
>come back

I think you mean go back

>>5765916
r u really giving credit to flopney for QUEEN Taylor's success? please end ur life now

>>5765946
yes i am sweetie

without godney there would be no shitlor or any other lesser all-american blond popstar, lbr
godney is the queen of 21st century pop music

>>5765944
it's actually quite lively, and there's some of us that believe in being a femmy guy w/o mones

the trannies that pass through are just non passers trying to fish for compliments

>>5765958
good for femgen
not really interested though

>>5765911
Nah, but I'm going to KU next year
I'm finally legal though

>>5765966
cool

>>5765972
who?

>>5765964
so you gone masc like chris cocker?

You have one wish that can change things about the whole world. The only catch is that you cannot change your own wealth or social class with it.
What do you wish for?

>>5765982

a solution to the P = NP problem

>>5765982
>What do you wish for?
A not selfish wish would be wishing to make it easier for people to change their ways.

A selfish wish would be me wishing myself STANDO POWA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9P-c6FBMZo

>>5765976
I'm obviously already masc af
so idk what ur talking about

>>5765982
That Obama appoints Taylor Swift to the Supreme Court.

>>5765992
why does it get deleted?

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tfw diet

>tfw non-threatening

>>5766002
lol the trannyjannies hate me

>>>/soc/23377934
>>>/soc/23377934
>>>/soc/23377934

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would you suck pewdiepies dick

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>>5766058
>>5766061
dont try to hide it b xoxo

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>>5766061
what was this?

>>5766078
pic related

>>5765982
Super Powers.

>>5766076

Yes.

he is hot, famous, my age, rich and actually is a decent guy if youve ever seen him out of character

>>5766086
it was >>5766078

>>5765982

instant annihilation of the human race cleanly and painlessly

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>>5766093
honestly this tbqh

>>5766091
o i c

>>5766093
>>5766096
I think living to dead might count as a chance in social standing.

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>>5766109
if everyone is dead is there even a social standing to recognize

>>5766112
Exactly. It's a pretty drastic change in social standing.

>>5766120
well the wish granter is dead too. he can bite my theoretically dead societal collapsing ass

whatsupwitdat

>>5766126
I don't think he/she/it would be. I don't know how many humans can grant wishes, but I've never met any.

>>5766133
Post butt

>>5766096

BUT A RAPPER WITH A GHOST WRITER?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED???

its my birthday today and i deleted my facebook to see if anyone would remember
only 4 friends sent me birthday messages :(

>>5766156
Happy Bday anon.
Hope you get fucked.

>>5766156
how old are you?

Anyone else feel like life is slipping through your hands?

>>5766160
all the guys in my city are so ugly. i only use grindr when i go to the capital city of my country, about an hour away. otherwise its a disaster

>>5766150
>Post butt
I don't think anyone will ever ask to see my butt as much as you have asked

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First guy in three years, and he friendzoned me.
Why even live?

>>5766156
Happy birthday, anon.

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>>5766156
Happy birthday !

Also, thinking about brothers, do you guys go hard reading/watching incest smut without having any thought about your own brother himself ?

>>5765918
Also, everyone on this photo is meh except the one on the far-right

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Opinions on hair cut?

>>5765982
That Rousseau is right: everyone is born kind and loving, and that peace reigns among mankind

That, or that every good-looking boy in my area is now bi and single

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>>5766211
>That Rousseau is right: everyone is born kind and loving, and that peace reigns among mankind

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>>5766156
>>5766171
What country anon? Happy birthday. Have another cat.

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>>5766226

>>5765933
swede pls

>>5766261
Actually I'm more into Tabula Rasa.
Humans are born, monsters are made.

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>>5766261
>>5766226
Rousseau wins purely by looks

>>5766156
Post birthday suit.
>>5766172
That's how you know it's true love.
>>5766211
>tfw no bi bf
I just want a qt to go to the bars with, and tag team sloots.

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>>5766290
they both lose to young engels

>>5766282
you should look up Jeffrey Dahmer. He was born in a normal non abusive family. His parents treated him well. As a kid, he picked up an early fascination with death and would kill small animals and bury them in his own little graveyard.

Then he moved onto humans.

>>5766282
I remember there was this famous case where two pre-pubescent boys tortured and killed a toddler.

So, humans are born sociopaths who have to be taught to care.

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>>5766305
Have you read this? The stories that Dahmers household was normal comes from his father, who was very absent and a mother that had weird seizures. Its worth checking out.

>>5766305
His parents faulted by neglect, he faulted by failing to realise what he was doing.

>>5766303
He can seize my means of production anytime

>>5766303
>that neck beard
>>5766310
>pre-pubescent
That's a pretty big time span. 12 year olds could definitely have enough fucked up experiences to go full monster.

>tfw no jew bf
I just wanna make gods chosen people happy

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>>5766317
young stalin can have all of my private properties tbqh

>>5766344
>beard hiding the weak jaw

>>5765924
smoke pot

>>5766344
>tfw when no working-class bf to remake the world with

>>5766365
>tfw no unionized bf to organize strikes with

>>5766371
>tfw no Pinkerton bf to break strikes with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKK4rUtKI_Q

fuck yess this is my fav gay porn video ever
masc-looking white guy submits to feminine black gay boy

never came so hard

>>5766382
bourgeois scum

>>5766382
kek

>>5766382
You traitor

>>5766383
Disgusting

>>5766457
Why can't you accept that people have different political views from you? You don't see me asking you to leave just because you're a liberal/conversative/nazi piece of shit :^)

>>5766383
As much as I disagree with Macklemore and all the producers involved in making this song, it's a damn good song.

Like fuuuuuuuuck, he can spit.

I am mad that cute straight guys are attracted to girls

it makes my blood boil

My new bf has a huge penis.
It's weird. I've never had an issue with my penis size before. It's a healthy and average 6 inches. A few of the guys I've previously slept with have had larger dicks than me and it's never bothered me. But not this big. This guy's dick is like 8 or 9 inches and really thick. Don't get me wrong, it's hot af. However, I feel a little inadequate when I'm in bed with him. My average sized, pretty penis suddenly becomes a little sissy play thing.
Anyone ever experience this sort go penis shame before?

>>5766305
Besides the 'normal, nonabusive family' bit, that sounds a bit like my younger brothers. Those little shits loved torturing and killing small animals.Now I'm wondering if they ever killed anybody.

>>5766488
>my new bf
fuck you
>average 6 inches
that is above average, fuck you again

That awkward moment when your driving with your father stoned out of your gord, while he tells you your sister suspects your gay, and he doesnt. That he finds guys "sucking eachothers dicks creepy" shortly after proclaiming "I love pussy! Its just who I am!"

Yeesh.

>>5766488
Am I your bf?

>oh wait
>im single
>nvm

>>5766470
Blame McCarthyism and the lingering effects of a decades long cold war.
>>5766472
Now you know how straight guys feel about hot lesbians.
>>5766488
If you're a bottom, why does it matter?

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>>5766457
Don't worry, according to Rousseau (PBUH) you can still see the light anon.

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>>5766504
>tfw nobody to bunker down and watch the world burn with

>>5766519
literal kek

>>5766519
I hope so, anon. But I'm pretty jaded. As long as I've been alive we've had corrupt presidents.

>>5766501
>why does it matter?
Because he's such a fine specimen. I know it's stupid but he makes me a little self conscious. Maybe I'm just having a hard time believing that I'm good enough for him. I guess I'll get over it.

>>5766305

He accepted Jesus Christ later in his life and got saved. He's in heaven now I imagine.

http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2006/september/34.125.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNEm1BpokM


WE'RE ALL BORN SINNERS! HOW CAN YOU COMPARE THE WEIGHT OF TWO SINS ON A SCALE WHEN JESUS FORGAVE ALL OF OUR SINS? WE'RE ALL FORGIVEN IN HIS NAME IF WE HAVE FAITH AND BELIEVE IN HIM. GOD BLESS!

>>5766516
Makes me wish I owned an cabin in the woods. And more guns.
>>5766523
>I'm just having a hard time believing that I'm good enough for him
Time to make yourself better. Start hitting the gym.

>>5766536

So Jeffrey is in heaven with his innocent victims there too?

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>tfw gym put in a new bench press station
>tfw for some reason i am feeling bench in my chest a LOT more
>tfw i can already sense the gains

man the placebo effect is great

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>>5766529
>>5766519
>>5766522

I really hope whatever president you will have will make you great again, American brothers. Choose wisely.

>>5766529

The black side of Obama was great, but the white side renewed the Patriot Act and droned the shit out of innocent Americans. When it's not business-as-usual, Obama is excellent.

>>5766501
But McCarthy was right.

Commies did subvert the American people and found their way into our institutions and politics in the shape of the modern day democuck party.

There's a reason why the Jim Webbs are dying out.

>>5766556

If his victims weren't saved...they're in hell. God knows who is saved and who isn't. We will all die in various ways.

We're all sinners, there is no such thing as an "innocent victim". We're all born into sin. If you get killed by someone and weren't saved at the time you're still going to hell.

Those who can't be held accountable (children up to 12 years old) are said to get a free pass to heaven but I'm not so sure if that's true. I've met problematic young hell raisers before who knew they were up to no good.

>>5766558
>Not everything can be fixed with the gym you know
>[citation needed]
>>5766559
>station
like a new bench or some sort o machine?
>>5766563
iirc America has more National Parks then all of Europe put together. More if you include state parks.

>>5766594
How on earth are you fat? And whats with the low self-esteem all of a sudden?

>>5766585

there used to be no proper bench press place, so i had to drag a bench into the squat rack

now they have a special benchpress bench

>>5766593
It can certainly help. Gym time(cardio) and lower body fat can have a major effect on how your face looks.
>reddreads and rugby
I thought rugby gave up on liftin.

>>5766585
>iirc America has more National Parks then all of Europe put together. More if you include state parks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_parks#North_and_Central_America

2.2% for America, an average of 4% for Europe.

>>5766606
or mayyybe being a greedy fat cunt with no self-control

>>5766594
Listen bruh, can you float, tred water, and doggy paddle your way at least 50 yards?

If not don't worry about it. The navy's basic swim test is a joke.

>>5766621
you dont even know me tho

>>5766594
seirously americans disgust me

why do you want to join the navy and the army ffs are you fucking stupid

>tfw no philly gf

>>5766628
no im basically perfect t b h

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>>5766563
fixed*

>>5766636
You say this every thread
and the only person I know of that posts here who lives in the Philly area would be me
try tinder or something

>>5766636
>>5766645
My name is Philly does that count for anything?

>>5766654
In west Philadelphia born and raised. On the playground was where I spent most of my days

>>5766617
I worked out the numbers and its about 2.2 for America. and 3.3 for Europe(by total land mass)
That's not counting State parks though.

>>5766633
It depends on what his career is, anon. There are opportunities in the military that you can't find in the civilian world.

For example, most young nuclear engineers would kill for the opportunity to serve in the Navy on board one of our few supercarriers. The prestige, experience and lessons learned from maintaining the reactors on board a literal floating city cannot be acquired anywhere else, and will almost certainly be the peak of their careers.

>>5766645
Success comes from persistence.

>>5766653
sure, why not

>>5766654
this >>5766654
obviously

>>5766633
Because im not a bitch.
I want to do something better for myself instead of being a loser.

If I didn't have autism id be out on the frontlines.

>>5766659
Ty. While states parks are not counted here, European regional parks are not counted in your figure either.

>>5766633

>why do you want to join the navy & army

The money & benefits.

$1566.90/mo - $2816.10/mo in under 2 years as E-1 to E-9

$2905.50/mo - $4095.90/mo in under 2 years as W-1 to W-4

$2972.40/mo - $9946.20/mo in under 2 years as O-1 to O-8 (you can only become an Officer if you have your Bachelor's Degree)

In addition to your monthly pay your stay in the barracks & on-base housing is covered for free. Free medical! Free food on base or they give you an allowance for food off base! Etc.

You can easily save up a ton of money if you're smart.

>tfw no Michigan bf

>>5766673
Not like I know what you look like

>>5766675
Is it propaganda or the lack or a social safety net that makes you say that ?

>>5766687
Neither I just want to kill.

>>5766693
nigga what's your trip then

also unless you're out very late at night between 10pm-4am I doubt you'll see me

>>5766699
Swoon. I'd let a personality like that slay me in a heart beat.

>>5766699
Then it's propaganda.

>>5766704
I don't go into the city often anyways
I live outside of it

>>5766682
Pretty much this. ranking up is fast unless you are literally retarded. you can go to community college and get a degree in a needed field and bypass things like ranking up and physical requirements.

>>5766650
I was legit going to get tickets to wwe and bring a sign with "bring back benoit" on it

>>5766710
You'd love me.

>>5766718
Did you watch fast lane last night?
Also don't be that guy that brings in benoit signs.

>>5766711
Not for any political reason.

>>5766718
Ha that's terrible.

>Fell from heaven and into our Harts.

>>5766720
area I live in is pretty much open 24/7

>>5766720
WIZ PLS

>>5766736
So much for masc4masc

>>5766682
That puts things into perspective
didn't know you could make so much money by doing that. It's basically an incentive for young americans not to pursue education then.

>>5766682
You don't necessarily do it to make a lot of money. You can accumulate it though, if you play it smart.

There's a lot of E-nothings who blow their pay on brand new cars, trucks, etc. and can't afford the insurance and gas and have to let their shit sit in parking lots at the barracks. Or those idiots who buy lemon cars from awful dealers who prey upon military kids outside of every military base.

My view is the money is alright comparatively, but I like it for the stability and security. I know that check will be there on the 30th and 15th and I know that I have health and dental care if I need it. But I know I have job security and I like that more.

>>5766728
You would be worshipped at home, and badly missed while deployed.

>>5766756
They give you free college.

>>5766763
It's pretty sad how americans act like free college is a big deal baka
it's the norm in most civilized countries

>>5766762
That would be cool.
Than id actually have someone to call on my five minutes family time instead of nobody. Id make you hard and provide for both of us.

>>5766756
It's what happens when a country wants a large military, but doesn't want mandatory service.

Also GI bill covers 4 years of school. A lot of states give free college grants to vets too.

>>5766096
>>5766154
kendrickposters confirmed for fags

I didn't know those were a thing. I'm surprised the business model works.

>>5766798
Sorry meant to quote
>>5766790

>>5766798
Why wouldn't it? Plenty of Masc4masc types love sports.

https://clyp.it/jo1n112a

>>5766807
True. But I doubt it would be successful in cities and towns without a substantially sized gay population.

I'm about an hour and a half drive from LA. Too far to go casually catch a few drinks, but too close to keep a gay bar open successfully locally.

>>5766723
Nah I mate of mine had one, started a chant and for the first hour nothing happened , I was thinking about having one for hulk Hogan oiling up his daughters legs
>>5766728
Nope
>>5766731
Man, Bret Hart can barely string a sentence together

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>>5766851
I was referring to Owen.

>>5766851
>you will never watch wrestling with Irish while his fat cock is in trying hard to forgive his ugly personality.

>>5766310
>humans are born sociopaths who have to be taught to care.
Contrary to my earlier post, that's also what I believe.

>>5766877
It's also where most illegal activity happens like drug use , prostitution and stuff
>>5766881
Oh man, oh man
I'm actually a bit sad now
>>5766887
>and winning
:^)

>>5766877
I'm pretty sure over 99% of cities don't have gay neighborhoods

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Would any of you guys date a guy with a lazy eye? Not the really bad cases, but like pic related.

>>5766310
Sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvMiXk2gGSk

>>5766908
I mean, fuck yeah. Why wouldn't I? That's quirky af.

Newfag here.

What are the posters here that I should never interact with?

>>5766911
>>5766916
what about a lazy cock?

>>5766908
I desperately wanted to bone a classmate when I heard half his face was paralyzed.

Not that I didn't want to bone him before, but I just wanted it that bit more.

So yeah I probably would.

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>>5766923
>tfw no cold blooded man that doesn't change expressions

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>>5766920
Watch out for the guy that uses this avatar.

>>5766921
speaking of lazy cocks, I haven't masturbated since friday and I keep putting it off

perhaps I am finally getting bored of orgasms

>>5766916
Great

>>5766917
How do you feel about it?

>>5766923
.... That's a bit weird, anon.

>>5766921
You mean erectile dysfunction?

>>5766932
I stopped that now.
He was starting to become a meme and people unironically were saying straight man poo so I gave up on it. I just wanted something nobody would copy and shitpost.
I didn't want it to become a meme.

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>>5766949
Well I thought it was funny.

http://strawpoll.me/6893730
http://strawpoll.me/6893737

pls answer my lil survey :)

>>5766920
Hey bb.
Post butt.
>>5766936
Jesus. I don't know how you do it. If i go more then 24 hours without, I'm afraid I'll rape anything in arms reach.

>>5766957
yes 2 both

>>5766582
>We're all born into sin
Fuck whatever god that made it that way.

>>5766964
what do you mostly masturbate to, ann?

>>5766966
liar

>>5766954
Gay.

>>5766972
about which lol

>>5766940
>a bit weird
I know.

>>5766974
That's the first time I've ever painted on a black baby.

>>5766966
yesterday when i was lying in bed trying to sleep i kept picturing you walking into my room with blood-stained clothes, fierce stiletto heels and a mean look on your face

>>5766970
Porn, or nothing usually.

>>5766994
what kind of porn, i meant

>>5766989
>blood-stained clothes, fierce stiletto heels and a mean look on your face
so just me normally then?

>>5766996
Bimbos and twinks. Rough fucking and a bit of bdsm, usually.

>>5767010
being bisexual must be weird

>>5767018
How so?

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is this the real life or is this just fantasy?

>tfw no chubby transgirl gf

>>5767054
Gross, am I still in gaygen?

>>5767054
>tfw leading on a 18 year old co-worker who thinks all gay guys are obliged to date each other

>>5767054
>tfw wealthy
>tfw no twinky bf to cook you meals and drain your dick

>>5767060
Why am I considered straight even though I want a fat hypertrophied trans cock to nibble on?

>>5767067
where you at and what kind of salary are you offering

>>5767068
You're not considered straight. You're not considered gay either. You're considered a retard.

>>5767068
You disgust me

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How do I deal with the loneliness of waiting for your soulmate to appear one day /gg/?

>>5767078
Stop waiting and look for someone

>>5767078
Post on Masc4Masc

>>5767078
There's no such thing as soul mates anon.

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>tfw no FAT TRANNY COCK in my mouth.

>>5767078
numb yourself with video games and netflix like me

>>5767084
Ya nasty

>>5767087
Are you fudgepuppy? I don't memorize tripcodes...

>>5767078
Make your own soulmate.
That's what the Dark Arts are for.

>>5767066
Why, though.
>>5767068
Is it weird that I like Chicks and dudes, but trannies gross me out?
>>5767078
What are you doing to find him anon? There's a good chance you'll die alone, if you're just waiting for him to fall in your lap.

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>>5767096
i cant even eat fudge you dick

>>5767096
*pudgepuppy

>>5767103
Sorry but it's still a really cute name

>>5767100

Because I like the him as a friend but I have no intention of dating and I'm bored.

>>5767103
Why?

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>>5767103
I wouldn't say that you don't eat fudge now...

>>5765918
any gays here have a poop fetish?

At least diapers and shitting in it?

>>5767081
I already go to gay parties and browse the dating apps every now and then, searching more actively will only be depressing for me hmm..
>>5767082
>Post on Masc4Masc
What do you mean anon? Is my soulmate over there?
>>5767083
Then interpret it as mutual love, that would be a start for me in any way, and you do believe in that, right? : D
>>5767087
Netflix and games are timedumps that make me feel incapable if I use them too frequently, which I do. I want to spend that time cuddling, or at least watxhing netflix with a bf

>>5767121
>and you do believe in that, right
no

>>5767118
Only straight men poo...

How triggering do you think a GeriatricGen would be if the minimum age was 23? Maybe LifeSupportGen or DeadGen.

>>5767126
Oh gg, always the bitter queens

>>5767115
Probs dairy
>>5767103
Hey , pupper

>>5767130
>tfw just turned 23
>kissless virgin

Just kill me senpai

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>>5767104

>>5767116
what

>>5767115
i'm lactose intolerant

>>5767121
>timedumps
that's kinda the point tho, distracts from the tfw no bf

>>5767107
:<

>>5767130
>minimum age was 23

I don't know if I admire or loathe you for your ideas.

>>5767145
I think it's cute and I think you're cute I'm sorry if you don't like that

>>5767100
>What are you doing to find him anon? There's a good chance you'll die alone, if you're just waiting for him to fall in your lap.
>>5767121
Pretty much anything a guy can do, Im not a neet but I just feel really lonely bf wise. Everyone I know has experienced mutual love several times already

>>5767132
I'm not bitter, mutual love is just not a concept I believe in. Ultimately we only love and hate ourselves, whomever we let into our lives are just extensions of that.

>>5767135

You could always try dog food, you irish piece of shit.

>>5767153
I hope you grow out of this cynicism one day, anon

Who is your tripfag crush?

Mine is girl with pnumonic drill.

He's so cool.

>>5767161
Mine is fudgepuppy. I wonder if he kept his Christmas weight :3

>>5767130
I can dig it.

>>5767145
>i'm lactose intolerant
That sucks. I'm a bit, can't drink milk, but everything else has been fine.

>>5767161
Yeah, he is pretty cool.

>>5767159
Wut
>>5767161
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K
>>5767165
You bet he has

>>5767161

Mine also is Girl With Pneumonic Drill.
He's the bestest and not an attention whore at all.
Unlike that filthy clover-diddling IRA nutweevil!

Sincerely,

~Not GWPD

>>5767168
it'll get worse

>>5767173
jokes on you i'm white as the milk i can't drink

>>5767165
considering i'm allergic to anything and everything i don't really put weight on at holidays

>>5767186
Who are some people that you have a crush on sludge?

>>5767186
>it'll get worse
) :< If it does I'm going to have to kill you.

>>5767186
post nipples nipple test now

>>5767173
>>5767186
this
I am also lactose intolerant and am obviously very white

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where did the qt's go

>>5767195
same goes for you. Post nipple.

>>5767191
>nipple test
What's a nipple test?

>>5767203
Top right corner and yeah, Soz I'm not on

>>5767206
You cut off your nipples and count the rings to see how old you are.

>>5767203

idk
the jonbenet is pretty hot

>>5767206
Pink nipples and glans = white

Then there's the pencil test with hair and nose.

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I WANT A BOYFRIEND
I WANT A BOYFRIEND
I WANT A BOYFRIEND

>>5767203
Isn't that girl with pnumonic drill top left?

>>5767206
If your nips aren't pink then you are not white. Kind of like tits or gtfo.

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>>5767204

>>5767218
nipples, dick, and bp are all pink
no clue what the pencil test is though

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>>5767191

>>5767190
that's just like
how lactose intolerance works man

>>5767189
i don't have that emotion anymore

>>5767221

Aw, he's repeating the cycle of abuse just like Usher would have wanted.
:'}

>>5767215
>>5767223
Are people this worried about white-ness?
>>5767218
>pencil test with hair and nose
Wot

>>5767237
You're so hot puppers :3

>>5767232
Your niplle is cute but you're too boney.

>>5767232
You put a pencil into your hair, and if it falls out you are white.
You put a pencil up against your nose and against your chin, if your lips touch the pencil you are not white.

>>5767244
Stfu
>>5767237
>>5767232
>>5767250
Aww yiss nips thread

>>5767242

I'm not white because my mama was a crayon and crayons are sorted by color.

>>5767237
I didn't used to be lactose intolerant. I didn't realize I had a problem until I tried GOMAD.

>>5767232

holy shit you need to eat more
Are you okay?

>>5767257
And now my crush is gone.

You're not even a shitposter just a bad poster. Like nothing of value whatsoever.

>>5767248
Oh okay, I pass that too

>>5767245
>you're too boney
skelly 4 lyf tho

>>5767259
no
i am dying

>>5767242
You get a 'B' on your test.

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>>5767253
>nips thread
Post potato nipples.
>>5767257
I don't... What?

>>5767264

Frankly, I'm baffled that I had some appeal to you to begin with.

sometimes when I go out and I see cute guys and I know I'll never have a chance with them I feel like shooting them

Is this normal?

>>5767274
I have the same thing.
No it's not normal.

>>5767271
I don't want to ruin the thread hunty
>>5767272
Me too

>>5767271
What a man :3

>>5767274
Yes.

>>5767264
What are you talking about
Grill with pneumonic drill is teh best poster on gaygen

>>5767258
ppl stop making lactase after they're like 3 or something so pretty much everyone just gets worse at digesting lactose over time

>>5767265
nah, i'd be a slut if it was new
that pic is like from last spring

>>5767245
thanks boo

>>5767281

You wouldn't like me anyhow. Micks hate everyone. Micks and Scotch, Micks and Micks, Ticks and Tocks.

>>5767284
I actually agree because when I go to the tv store i saw myself in the reflection because that's how good I am. I saw myself in the reflection.

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>>5767271

bro you need to cut for dem abs and a sweet V-taper

winter bulk time is over

>>5767191

tada, here is a nicer pic

>>5767237
I meant the 10lbs you gained since you started actually eating

>>5767296

Hi, me. Are you ready to fellate my ego with me?

>>5767293
Nah mate you're just a prick

>>5767303
Just post nips and ill stop picking on you :3

I don't respect trips that have never posted a picture.

>>5767291
>nah, i'd be a slut if it was new
r u calling me a slut

I want to drink but class is about to start. I would skip because no qts there and the work is really easy, but I already missed the max days allowable. fuk

cute guys deserve to die

>>5767311

Too late, I've already written a self-devotional starter:

Oh, I'm a
Good good man
If there ever was a man
Who went to church on Sundays,
You know it was I
Cus I wouldn't hurt a fly
And I work 'til 9 on Mondays.

I come into my home, my humble home
And sit a smoke my pipe
But only just the one
I know how to have fun:
Moderation is the one way!

>>5767329

ill miss u ;c

>>5767300
nah i'm only five pounds up from where i was last year, which considering i'm also an inch taller than i was a year ago i'm totally ok with

>>5767322
if i wanted to come for you i'd you hit with an @ :*

>>5767334
stop ;-;

>>5767297
best nips desu

>>5767329
>when you want to kill all qts out of envy but you don't want to kill all qts because they're too qt to kill

>>5767331

I missed an n and a d there, but I can't get all the N D in the world. There's enough to go around, girls and boys.

>>5767337
That's cool. I like you no matter what cutie

>>5767342
true struggle

>when people seem to like your looks but you're too low self esteem to talk to any qt's

>>5767357
Todays the day!

>>5767365
nah senpai I slept two hours last night and just got home from school I'm too exhausted for that shit

Which general do you think requires the most mod attention?

>>5767410
mtfgen because they're never in control of their emotions and cause loads of drama as a result

>>5767331

Girl With Pneumonic Drill,
Girl With Pneumonic Drill,
We don't need no medication,
We don't need no pills!
All we need is fertile seed
To give us all our thrills!
Fertile seed of breath disease
From your pneumonic drill!

Joyous are we!
We live beyond the sea!
We have been saved by heliplane
Pneumonic drill for me!

Girl With Pneumonic Drill,
Girl With Pneumonic Drill,
What good is my free healthcare,
When the doctor never bills?
Gimme summa that
Healthy bit o' that
That thar pneumonic drill
That high falootin'
Lung spelunkin'
That thar pneumonic drill!

Joyous are we!
Pneumonic drill for me!
A vote for him,
Is a good goyim,
And a clean community!

>>5767410
This entire board needs to be forced anon. Gaygen is fine. Nearly every trip has been doxxed on mtfg lol.

>>5767482
New thread

>>5766529
They're all shit

>>5765982
I wish gay men could pop babies from their belly buttons and to get pregnant they would need to drink cum or have a some kind of tube leading to their eggs inside their boipuccis.

>>5766211
>wishing for everybody to be kind and loving
>wishing people get the biscum disease

That's some very conflicting wishes, i bet you're a very turbulent personality.