/LesGen/: /lit/ Meets /u/ Edition

>>5759865
I wish there were more of it, and that it was also much higher quality.

I'm a decently popular fanfic author, but I've been too depressed to write for months now. If I could just magically read all the fics that I wish existed, that'd be great

>>5759892
I tried reading some Skins fan fiction the other day, which was the first I'd tried to read since I was a tween, and it was so fucking bad.

Thankfully there are tons of well written SFF lesbian novels for me to consume, but I get more and more reluctant with each one I read because I know the list is shrinking more quickly than it's growing.

I'm working on a novel myself, but I also have pretty significant depression that anti-depressants don't quite help enough.

>>5759865

I prefer stories where the lesbianism is incidental, rather than the focus. Don't really into romance novels either.

There isn't much of it though, so I'm just working on writing my own

>>5759865
>>5759909
>>5759892
Don't be afraid to share your own fanfiction/original stories either. I'll be gentle

Pls live

>>5759911

Cant really, it's a few thousand words of notes so far.
But one day it's going to be a cool fantasy crime novel, which also happens to include a lesbian protagonist.

One day.

>>5760007
I'll look forward to reading it, then :)

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>>5759865
Haven't read good f/f/ fan fiction or lesbian books in a real long time. Not really interested in it anymore.


>tfw lesbian porn so bad that I have to get off to straight porn

>>5760022
>watching straight porn

O.S.N.W.A.Y.D.

>>5760028
About 98% of lesbian porn out there practically gives me a brain aneurysm. Some amateur lesbian porn on xtube was amazing, but most of my favorite ones have sadly been taken down and very rarely anything new gets uploaded.

I'm bored to tears with gay male porn. Mtf porn is out of the question. Ftm porn and straight porn is the only thing keeping me afloat. Hell I even tried getting into yuri hentai or whatever, and I just felt so pathetic for even looking at it.

>>5760063
>ever enjoying gay male porn

I don't think you know what lesbian means.

>>5760066
being
>bored to tears
could mean it never did anything for her.

>>5760234
Fair enough. straight porn tho

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pls live

How do I get over the shame of being homo, lesgen? :(

>>5760278
Bang a bulldyke or get a sugarmama. Or just accept that you're a giant fucking faggot.

>>5760278
What is there to be really ashamed of, Anon? You're not a degenerate for liking girls.

>>5760327
Oh, rationally I know that, but there's still nagging feelings of doubt every once in a while. Part of it comes from my parents, who are religious and begrudgingly accepted me when I came out, but I know they're still at least a little disappointed. I think it's still simpler, socially, to just be straight, you know?

But I also know I have it waaaay better than LGBT people even 30-40 years ago, so there's that.

>>5760278
Is it weird that online I can accept I'm a lesbian just fine, even bash the bisluts and breeders non-ironically, but irl whenever I'm asked something about homosexuality I show disgust because I know it's shamefur? Yet that makes other people become suspictious of my dykeness ;_;

Today after church dad bought Wendy's and he threw a bunch of french fries on the car beside us so birds would poop there.

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>>5760592

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>>5759865
I'll confess I wrote a bit of fanfiction back in the day when I was still going through shit and wanted a way to vent my desires. I always aimed for it just kind of being a background thing. Like my stories were always about a girl or woman doing a thing and her just being a lesbian, because that's what I wanted to be like. I knew I liked girls but I didn't want to be a "lesbian", I wanted to be an astronaut or a soldier or something, who just so happened to kiss girls sometimes. I think it helped me a lot during puberty and I think it helps me now.
I still write but I've moved onto original works. As for reading... don't know. I find LGBT-centric work tends to be a bit boring. Again, I just like the lesbianism to be incidental or a background fact. I would much rather have a "is she/isn't" she situation than a straight up "she's gay and you have to deal with it" kind of thing.
If the only defining fact of a character is that she likes to fuck girls then she's a boring fucking character.

Currently I'm working on an original story about a girl falling in love with her teacher (which I realise is clichéd as all fuck) that I want to publish online. I also write les and het shit for /d/'s (formally /tg/'s) weekend smut threads in case anyone here lurks those threads.

As for stories that I've read, there were a few from FF.net that I enjoyed but can't find anymore. I think they were called Summer Days and Winter Nights and I really enjoyed them. I've read a few LGBT novels but I kind of find them... I don't know... dull? I want a good story with good characters, I don't want lesbians talking about lesbianism and life as a lesbian. I already know what that's like. I want an interesting story. I want to be engaged and involved. I don't want a hundred pages of whining about how straight people don't understand.

>>5760278
You get under dis

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Tomboys are pretty based.

>>5760950
I prefer femmes

>>5760950
Real life tomboys are fucking annoying.

>>5760980

As a real life tomboy, suck my dick.

Seriously though, don't think I do anything annoying...except try to get more people to come play softball in my league. But we need more players, come on.

>>5761022
>As a real life tomboy, suck my dick
Exactly this is what makes you fucking annoying, always trying so hard to be like a dude.

Kill yourself.

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I've been reading a lot of Life is Strange and misc yuri fanfictions lately. Sometimes I end up reading fics that my friends write. My favorites are dominance hierarchy, sub/dom, alpha/beta/omega themed. Unfortunately its hard to find stories that don't contain cancerous crossovers or ones in which the dominants have dicks for no reason.

My girl enjoys Frozen ones although I dislike them.

>>5760950
Did you draw this?

>>5760980
And so are you congratulations. Tomboys who don't look like FtM trannies or tumblr halfshave garbage are cute as shit.

>>5761040

>waaah stop making jokes! it hurts my delicate feewings!

Go cry to your support group about it, tranny.

>you will never marry a qt batshit insane artist girl
>you will never live in a big run-down house on the outskirts of civilization
>you will never both become so absorbed with your independent projects that you don't see each other/leave your room for days
>you will never forcefully drag each other to a shower/meal
>you will never do your routine check every 3 days that she's alive and be attacked by her as soon as you enter her room because she's angry she can't get the colours right on her latest work
>you will never work off frustration that a project is going badly with screaming fights that dissolve into sex
>you will never cuddle with her afterwards and mutually agree that you should never have children
>you will never hurriedly clean the house and hide all the weird shit the day before your parents visit so that they think you and your spouse are living somewhat normally
>you will never invite your weird friends over, and have to make excuses for the fact she will not leave the room
>she will never do the same for you

Literally what am I living for?

I like reading F/F novels, but only when the main characters just happen to be lesbians and it is just an aspect of their lives (because I do not think that being a lesbian is what makes me be me - sounds redundant). I do not really enjoy novels focused on the romance part: I need mystery, action, suspense… in said novels, otherwise I can not bring myself to finish them.

As to fan fiction, one of my favourites fic (in general) is from Skyrim and has F/F romance, called Brotherhood. Even if you are not into this game, the fic is still highly recommendable.

And I have never written a fic and I will never do. I cannot stand reading my own works, especially when the task is somewhat creative. I should change this habit but, after a long time, I think I should give up.

>>5760278
Obsessively read yuri and participate on the /u/ board without ever going outside or interacting with real people until it's deeply ingrained in your psyche that het is the cancer, yuri is the answer.

>>5761245
I believe in this post. This is the truth.

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>>5761102
Nope, she's from a korean webcomic about an all-female police department.

>>5761070
>LiS
You still trust the french after they pulled that?

Do you believe in Lezus?

>>5761281
>all-female police department
Absolutely

>You still trust the french after they pulled that?
No I don't trust them that ending was a war crime. But, I will continue to read the fanfictions of what should have happened and pretend.

>>5760066
Idk i'm mtf and i fucked a bull dyke once for her to see if she could ever be into dick. I can absultly 100% assure you she will never like dick. But she still watches gay male porn.

Some people are just weird i guess.

>>5760022
>>5760028
>>5760063
>>5760066
>>5761355
IRL I am only attracted to girls.

But as far as porn is concerned, I don't care about gender. Ever since I started masturbating and looking at porn, I've only ever looked/thought about humiliation stuff (don't even know if I can get off to anything else). I can fap to almost anything as long as I can self insert so I am being sufficiently humiliated & degraded.

Does that make me biscum?

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>>5761231
Why are you describing me?

>>5760028
what if i self insert as the guy

S posts in trans-lesgen. Regularly. Just so you know.

>>5761390
>I can fap
Pretty sure it doesn't make you a lesbian, no matter how hard you try.

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>>5761070
>not shipping Elsanna
Pleb taste. I pity your GF.

I was with a group of 3 straight girls and they were talking about the lewd sex stuff they did on Valentine's Day and eventually it got to me so I told them what I did with the girl I was seeing and they all seemed really turned on and kinda joked about wanting to sleep with me but I told them no biscum.

>>5759292
>Can I hear your real first kiss story, anon?
If I can get through it without sperging out and deleting everything, then sure. It's pretty unlikely that I could be identified by it. I don't think any of the people even tangentially involved would go to a website like this, let alone this particular thread.

I was taking a course and this cute, slightly older woman with just the biggest eyes is getting friendly with me. We talk about writing, and politics, and family, and just get to know each other and our histories in general. I'm thinking: cool. A new friend and it's not weird at all. We start going to lunch with one of her friends, and then we're starting to do that alone. It's just a good time. At no point do I feel like an awkward, irredeemable nerd and she seems to like the disjointed way my thoughts rattle around in my head and fall out of my mouth.

Then one day she insists I go to this party with her. The part is much, much smaller than I was expecting. I'm one of six people there, four women, two dudes. Everyone's drinking, we're passing around rich people weed, suddenly we're playing billiards and the cute girl is always standing very very close when I'm trying to make shots and it seems like she's trying to get me to look at her butt a lot in that body language way. I'm high; of course I look at her butt. A lot. It's a good butt. Suddenly we're taking turns DJing music, and cute girl is hanging close and talking to me about Dad Rock and how eclectic my taste is and how she likes it. Suddenly everyone is in the pool, and it's dark, and I'm hanging on to the diving board from below (who knows why, really?) and she swims over and we get to talking.

Suddenly her legs are around my waist like it's the most casual thing in the world. Suddenly I'm grossly out of my element. Suddenly she says she hopes I'll stay through the night.

"Why?," I ask, because I'm an idiot.
"Why do you think," she purrs, and she tugs me closer with her legs. And we kiss.

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She tasted like chlorine and spiced rum and her lips were bewilderingly soft, and I've never felt a tongue against my one, and it was over far too quickly. The party progressed exactly how you think it did, privately (thank god), and exactly how I was too naive to think it would.
_______________________________________

Anyway, she just stopped talking to me out of the blue one day and I hear she has a boyfriend now. Bi girls are walking heartbreaks.

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>>5761822
Elsanna OTP

>>5761787
Fap as in internet slang for masturbate. I am biologically female. Why do you feel the need to try and derail the thread with tranny shit?

>>5761787
No one is ever going to adopt "schlik" by and large. Fap is too easy to spell and recall in comparison. Let slang generalize without being such a fucking autist about it, jesus christ.

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>>5761871
Mah nigga.

>>5761918
Hang on, is fap somehow like connected with male masturbation? I thought it was just a general term too.

Is they a female version of faping then?

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Lexa is so fucking hot in those last episode.God damn.

>>5761934
>Is they a female version of faping then?
schlick but nobody except old 9gag rage face comics uses it

>>5761934
Fap comes from Sexy Losers and was used as an onomonopia for masturbation. Schlick is a reactionary panic that's supposed to be "just" for girls. Damp skin and hand movement sounds like fapfapfapfap to me, so who gives a shit.

>>5761938
Oh.

I always assumed fap was like, named after the porn website called image fap but it says on UD that it's suppose to be a sound or something.

I feel very upset.

>>5761934
Its meant to be the onomatopoeia for guys masturbating.
Hence people saying 'shlick' for us.

I just end up saying fap honestly, I've been on 4chan and talking like the average 4chan male so fucking long.

>>5760980
:(

>>5760980
Real life tomboys that inadequately suppress their most feminine impulses are the ideal girlfriends.

>>5761972
One time I caught my very tomboy gf crying in the bathroom with makeup poorly applied to her face and it was adorable.

>being a cis lesb in a tolerant country.
>not having a gf
Literally how? Explain yourselves virgins

>>5762025
Easy.
>shy
>only straight friends
>no lgbt club or scene

>try checking (possibly) les-friendly prostitutes in my area
>kill myself

>>5762025
autism, ugly face and crippling fear of women

Actually had girls hit on me (i-i think), but I always end up panicking and running away

Plus I'm picky/kinky

>>5762025
>only interested in long-term monogamous relationships
>majority of girls into girls in area are bicurious, poly, trans, or just plain wildly unattractive

>>5762035
Online dating
>>5762038
Stop being picky. The rest doesnt matter.
>>5762048
Stop being picky. Date a mono girl whos uggo but who you enjoy hanging out with


This isnt hard

>>5762062
>Stop being picky. The rest doesnt matter.
How?

>>5762067
Because plenty of women are willing to forgive you for your faults or even enjoy them. I like autist girls myself, theyre refreshing

>>5762074
I'm not asking why, I'm asking how

>>5762062
Why would I date someone I'm not attracted to? Shit, if I was gonna go that route I'd just get a boyfriend, which would be ten times easier anyway.

>>5762075
Just stop being picky. You have all the power over yourself to pull your head out of the clouds.

Just dew it

>>5762083
You'd think if I could just stop I would try it already

>>5762089
You havent truly tried

>>5762062
Online dating is just for hook up and casual dating, not for long term relationships.

>>5762077
Because then youd have a gf which would be great. Having a bf would be not great

>>5762100
Thats is completely untrue especially for lesbos

>>5762077
>this

Dating someone just so you are not single makes you feel worse than being alone. At least while you are on your own you can work on yourself instead of wasting your time on someone that's disposable. Not to mention, you'll be available in case someone actually worth while shows up.

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>>5762100
I'm not Gramatically Challenged Poor Advice-Giving Anon, but that's not true. I actually have a handful of friends, both gay and not, who've been dating people they met online (on OKC of all places) for years.

>>5762111
Really? I seriously considered online dating, but i'm a 20 years old kissless virgin, so I wasn't sure about it. Will people really consider dating a virgin?

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>>5761822
No need to pity me; she's a great gf. Elsanna is the best though.
>>5762100
Online dating can be serious; it's just harder to find somebody that wants that too.

>>5762124
Yes people would date virgins otherwise wed all be virgins.

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>>5761070
>>5762125
K-kawaii.

>>5761231
>>I partnered with a batshit insane clothing designer girl
>>I live in a run-down factory building in a former industrial area.
>>we both become so absorbed with our projects that we don't see each other for weeks
>>we remind each other to shower and eat often by bodily dragging the other one to the shower or food.
>>I do your routine checks every few days that she's alive and get attacked by her as soon as you enter her room because she's angry she can't get the fabric to hang just right on her latest gown
>>we work off frustration that our projects are going badly with screaming fights that dissolve into sex
>>we often cuddle afterwards and mutually agree that it was good I never had children, and wonder how her children ended up so sane
>>we hurriedly clean the loft and hide all the weird shit the day before our parents or kids visit so that they think we are living somewhat normally
>>we invite our weird friends over, and have to make excuses for why the other is sleeping on the other side of the room.
>Literally what the fuck did I do with my life?

>>5762143
Oh Jesus. You are living my dream anon. How do I acquire this life?

Hey so this talk of online dating, the thing that has worked really well for me is to set up two profiles, one as me and one as a very very hot girl I know from my wow guild.

Then I'll catfish prettier girls than I feel like I can get on my own and ask them to meet me at a place with something like a red hoodie on or a hat.

Just show up there wearing a red hoodie and act like I got stood up by the same hot girl, like cry if I have to. It's only not worked once (that is one time where she showed up, quite often they won't show up at all) and that girl took this bright red hoodie off after she saw me and threw it away in the bathroom and left crying. I felt pretty bad actually.

>>5762150

Wow. Douche/10. Bravo

>>5761841
>>5761861
This is so cute. Wow.

>>5762150
what the fuck

>>5760592
I want to fuck you in your pastor's office

>>5762150
>being so ugly you make girls cry

>>5761281
>>5761345
They deserved the terrorist attacks after that, tbqh.

>>5761949
>the noise it makes when she's really wet and you run a finger through her
>the sound of a tongue licking wet pussy
L-lewd

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>>5761931
>ywn worship a snow witch and her qt sister/lover as they reign over your kingdom

>>5761833
>but I told them no biscum

Good girl

>>5761841
CHELSEA?

>>5762025
>no lesbians in my town
>that I know of, anyway

>>5762150
>autism

>>5762150
What server?

>>5762261
Lewd.

One time my grandma's church had a big dinner/fund raiser at this community center and my brother and I went with her.

We ended up being just about the only teenagers there but this girl who lived across the road came over and asked us what was going on and we told her and asked her to stay and she said she'd change and come back over.

My brother got super excited because she was cute and begged me to like, give them space if he could get something going but when she came back she noticed my pride bracelet and we spent the rest of the evening making out on a bench next to the edge of the woods while my brother played DS in the car.

>>5762149
I was deeply immersed in the art scene when she bound me in a leather creation of hers. It was love at first binding.

>>5762416
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D.

>>5762416
Will you smother me with your cow tits?

>>5762426
It was pretty funny. I spent the like 10 minutes or so it took her to come back telling him there was no way he was going to get anything going with a girl he just met at a church fund raising.

Too be fair though our family is super attractive so he does reasonably well with the straight ladies. I guess it was fair for him to think he had a shot.

>>5762432
I can't I'm in a committed relationship.

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>>5762550
bae :(

>>5759900
> SF/F lesbian fiction
Do you have any recs?

>>5762558
Listen, I'm sure you can find someone to smother you with something. You seem like a very nice anon.

Hookup-ad-posting-anon from like last week

>found someone near me
>spontaneously asks if I want to meet up, pretty early on
>goforit.jpg
>coffee
>hang out
>ate her out in her car
>plan for a repeat soon

It was ok. Dropped the V card, holy shit, finally.
We didn't super click on a romantic/dating level, but it was good, for a hookup/fwb thing, which is what it was going to be in the first place anyway.

How was your day anons

>>5762593
Aside from >>5759865
and>>5760259

I have an organized list somewhere, I'll pastebin it

Seeing how being a lesbian is not exactly an advantage in life. If there was a way to turn straight, would you?

>>5762660
Hell no. I fucking love women

>>5762660
Yes. I've always wanted to be a mother, but getting spunk in me is too gross to consider.

>>5762680
there was a girl posting her prego girlfriend last week I think so you could have babies without having sex with boys

>>5762660
In a heartbeat.

I don't want to die alone.

>>5762593
Tier 1 – Thirsty AF (Romance is the Core Focus)
1. Broken Wings—L. J. Baker
2. Nightshade—Shea Godfrey
3. Daughter of Mystery—Heather Rose Jones
4. Godmother Knight—Rachel Pollack
5. Scale-Bright—Benjanun Sriduangkaew
6. Afterwards—Scott Westerfeld
7. Dust—Elizabeth Baer
8. Santa Olivia—Jacqueline Carey

Tier 2 – Breddi Gud (Romance is important, but secondary to the primary plot)
1. Fortune Fall—Raphael Carter
2. Twixt—Sarah Diemer
3. Afterparty—Daryl Gregory
4. Slow River—Nicola Griffith
5. Fire Logic—Laurie J. Marks
6. The Child Garden—Geoff Ryman
7. My Real Children—J. O. Walton

Tier 3 – Why are you even trying (Romance is non-existent, or a minor plot element)
1. Machine—Jennifer Pelland
2. Seraphina Duology—Rachel Hortman
3. A Land Fit for Heroes Trilogy—Richard Morgan
4. Fever Crumb Series—Philip Reeve
5. Shadow Campaign—Django Wexler

there you go senpai senpai

>>5762660
No. I enjoy yuri too much and if I became hetero I would not like to lose my interest in it.

>>5762698
Even just the fluid inside me is gross. Turkey baster or otherwise.

>>5762124
>>5762133
This. I was a kissless (not counting the gross dude when I was a teen who tried making out with me and it did nothing for me lmao) virgin when I woke up this morning. Hooked up with some girl, thank u based internet. She didn't give a shit I hadn't been with a woman yet.

Basically: go for it, virginanons. You never know until you try.

>>5762119
Adorable pic. And thanks for what you said, makes me more hopeful 2bh, on the serious dating front.

>>5762699
You aren't alone, you have me :3

>>5762710
what is the thing were they take and egg and sperm stuff and mix it outside in like a dish then put the egg in a lady

i think that is what happened i don't know anything about making babies but she said that the egg was her and just like put in her gf for safe keeping

>>5762653
Thanks.

>>5762727
>>5762700
too lazy to pastebin

>>5762700
Not that anon, but thanks for this. Saved.

>>5762719
If only your kind posts could keep me warm at night and sex me up when I'm feeling frustrated, anon!

How do romantic interactions with men make you feel?

Apathetic, flattered, disgusted, amused, ashamed, fearful? I'm thinking back on when I was still living the str8 life and I kinda felt all these things during dates. Mostly hating myself for reasons I couldn't articulate and hoping he didn't touch me.

>>5762759
None of the other lonely lesbians in the world live near me fuck this hetero earth >_>>>>>>>>>>>>>_>

>>5762773
Uncomfortable.

>>5762773
Annoyed, angry if they don't believe "I'm not into men", disgusted if they try to initiate physical contact, otherwise apathetic.

>>5762773
Sick and disgusted. If they persist, I get angry. I get nervous and fixated on romantic interactions with women, that one's nice.

>>5762749
Ah, ok. Cool.

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>>5762773
For a brief moment I feel flattered, then sad and frustrated about how only men seen interested in me. Then I get disgusted so I tell them to fuck off as polite as I can, followed by anger and maybe some fear when they keep pushing, then more anger at having to be rude to get them to go away. Finally just lonely because no girl will ever be that eager to get in my pants, and that's when I start to hate myself.

>>5762823
I'm that eager to get in your pants

>>5762823
You painted a good description of this particular emotional rollercoaster. Here's hoping you find an eager lady for yourself.

>>5762783
This. It's just uncomfortable turning down people you have no interest in, male or female.

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>>5762842
>turning down women
where? who?

>>5762842
>>5762855
this desu
I'd pretty much do anything with the first girl that propositioned me at this point, for a relationship or otherwise

>>5762855
>>5762867
I pray I never get this thirsty.

>>5762867
scandinavia pls

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>>5762936
>tfw dying to get a gf but your standards are too high
I wish I was that thirsty.

I can get a girlfriend no problem, it's just I wouldn't actually like them. I idealize love too much. I wouldn't be satisfied unless she made me feel the way I expect.

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>>5762967
S V E N S K A
V
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N
S
K
A

>>5762986
What the fuck is that thing.

>>5762993
:(

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>>5762986
>bull ring in nose
>dimple piercings

Why do people do this shit?

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>>5762998
Sorry, you're ugly as fugg, tumblr.

>>5762986
If that's you, I'd go for it. But you would look cuter without all that extra stuff.

>>5763012
The piercings are gross and technicolor hair is always a red flag, but she's very cute otherwise.

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>>5763007
Cuz it makes them interesting and trendy.

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>>5763012
>implying SJW

>>5763007
I just have a thing for piercings

>>5763031
My hair is actually black now

>>5763031
Not at all. Her face is swollen and has ugly bags under her eyes. Would not take her even without all that shit.

>>5763037
>>5763012
pls no bully :(

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>>5763046
>>5763065
You're ugly, m8. Go get a Korean surgery.

>>5763080
Is this kek? Calling other people ugly? AYYYYY lmao

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>>5763080
;_; I didn't realize how tired I looked

>>5762826
That must mean you are half way across the world.

>>5762840
Thanks, anon. I really hope I do someday.

>>5762660
Never.

>>5763065
>>5763098

cool piercings, you're alright looking, but not my type. If your personality was 10/10, I'd date you.

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>>5763092
That's right, I can call ugly people ugly and so I will do it.

>>5763098
Oh, so that's the face of the nigger posting these retarded text images. As expected of tumblr.

>>5763098
This is 4chan; even actual supermodels get criticized like they're 2/10s. Don't take it personally, especially considering it's probably coming from Kek, who is nearly subhuman. I'm not into piercings but you look cute.

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Nice hugbox, who thought we could get to behave like reddit!? Certainly me not.

Trannies fuck off.

>>5759865
When it comes to actual stories, I prefer when it has a plot besides the romance between the characters, like Murciélago and Akuma no Riddle (and FFXIII if Fang x Vanille was confirmed). But if it's just fanfic then I'm fine with plotless romance/smut.

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>>5763114

>>5762171
I just need them to come down to my level for just a second to win them over. It's the only way.

>>5762239
It is just general advice not something you have to do or anything but it's an option if you want it.

>>5762349
Ysera.

>>5763171
aww, I'm on Thrall (horde) and Sargeras (ally)

I've only met ONE lesbian on WoW in 9 years

>>5763182
I'm Alliance on there, I don't really play horde any more.

I've met a few lesbos on WoW and out guild met up one time and I ate the girl who manages our bank out. She actually killed herself last year and I haven't played since, she was not a very happy person.

>>5763197
That's so sad :(
I was about to make a joke but it was pretty terrible so I'll just keep it

>tfw /r/actuallesbians tinychat is half trans

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>>5763210
>going to rebbit
>caring about rebbit

>>5763207
It was, and I actually kind of hate some of our guild folks that were more active at the time for not I dunno, trying to help her a bit.

She was very exhausting always having a problem or something and it got the point where the upper tier people were blowing her off. I'd like to think I would've talked to her but I was busy getting a new computer together and playing fallout 4 when it happened so I hadn't been on in a few weeks.

>>5763219
It's tough if you're depressed and you don't have a lot of friends. I was in a pretty rough spot before antidepressants, but having friends in WoW really helped.

I also sort of got the female glead to think I was a boy, and kind of love me, but then she found out I was a girl after my cousin joined the guild. Kinda fugged everything up

>>5763219
Speaking as someone who has been the suicidal problem person, the one trying to help another suicidal problem person, AND the one left behind after the death of a friend at different points - try not to be too hard on your guildmates. Mental illness in others IS exhausting and it's nobody's responsibility to act as a crutch at their own expense. After a while it's pretty easy to become desensitized to that kind of behavior. You can't help people with that kind of shit over the internet anyway; it was her responsibility to seek REAL help for herself, and she didn't. Her choice, her failing.

>>5763098
You're cute. The only one hating is kek, and he's a tranny.

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>Do you enjoy reading F/F fan fiction?
I do it every night before going to sleep, it's my guilty pleasure..

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>>5763276
I can't believe people are THIS deluded. What the fuck, can't you see the objective ugliness of that thing?

>>5763276
>>5763131
>>5763111
thanks, anons

>>5763255
Oh shit lass, I feel your pain on pretending to be a boy for straight girls.

I weaved a most twisted and horrible web of lies back in my early internet yahoo days trying to get a cute emo girl to love me while pretending to be a boy I went to school with. She asked how big my dick was once and I had no idea how big dicks are so I was like 18 inches and she didn't believe me.

>>5763295
That's simultaneously hilarious and sad

Straight girls: Never EVER

>>5763260
I know, I really do understand that but god I just wish they'd have like sent me a text or something I lived in driving distance, I would have gone and saw her.

Also they were very nasty about it, not believing it at first and then the first announcement after it was confirmed was that raiding would be put on hold because she was our off tank and we needed a new one.

>>5763293
don't feel bad. You look cute m8.

Just don't post face pics on 4chan, especially when Kek is around.

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>mfw I see this thread while writing explicit femslash
And no, I won't post it. It's not done.

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>>5763314
>raiding would be put on hold because she was our off tank and we needed a new one.
Stone cold, bruv.

I know you already know this, but in case you need to hear it again: it wasn't your fault.

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>pic related
What I just realized I'm like every time I come to half chan

>writing femslash topic

so... how do you guys feel about a series of f/f stories set in a universe where the population is majority gay women.

It mainly focuses on international wars, strategic politics, and cool powers but once the protags get some breathing time to chill instead of fighting enemy female soldiers, they start trying to romance their allies.

>>5763356
Simpsons did it

It would be fine if you are good at making believable characters, though.

>>5763356
Having said that, for whatever reason, a huge part of what draws me to f/f fiction is the romeo and juliet aspect of it. I really like it when one character is really afraid of their sexuality, and the other person draws them out of their shell. I may be in the minority, though

>>5763301
Yeah, it was a shame but it has a happy ending with me literally like a decade later finding nudes of her from one of those revenge porn sites. Rockin' tits but she got fat and has a c section scar so you know, into the garbage with that.

>>5763334
They probably didn't mean it that harshly and quickly edited it but I don't know it really pissed me off.

I know lassy, it's just a lot of shit.

>>5763287
Considering this place is crawling with trannies, straight dudes pretending to be girls, gay trolls and an assortment or ugly bitches she's probably not that bad in general...

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>>5763368
>c section scar

Dear god, how horrible

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>>5763370
I wouldn't take a tranny but I wouldn't take her either, as she's just as ugly as your average tranny.

...
>the gal who wanted to go out with me arrived late and quietly
>from the greetings, all the others are obviously good friends of hers
>she's wearing a mid thigh semi see through low back halter dress, and it's absolutely devastating on her
>those lines are so good, it's hard to even look up to her eyes
>somehow I manage to
>I finally notice all the younger ladies are also sporting semi see through dresses, and jumpsuits, even many of the shapelier older ladies are also in see through.
>everybody's commando too.
>I feel totally embarrassed and overdressed, nobody told me the dress code
>I'm wearing a billowy opaque slip dress that the air currents on the penthouse patio are constantly lifting to expose my lace panties.
>after the greetings, most sit again.
>I resume sitting in a chair and talking to a couple on a sofa catty-corner to me.
>she vanishes for a bit and comes back with a big fruity drink.
>she sits on the sofa arm with those long runway legs extending out towards me and crossed at the ankles
>I also can't help but notice her breasts, they are now at my eye level
>I've so totally lost my train of thought I can't even remember what we were talking about before
>So I ask her if she got the contract.
>she lets out an excited "Yes", and then spills all the details.
>her boobs giggle as she is gesturing, and I miss most of what she's saying
>she also tells me of a couple other contracts she also landed in the past week.
>as she is doing that she puts one of her feet on the chair arm to stabilize herself
>It's red, not blonde
...

>>5762773
flattered, but bored.

>>5763398
k-kawaii

"sigh"
tfw, there is yet Another shoot out in front of my house.

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>>5763434
>niggers gonna nig

>>5763434
Jesus christ, is that really that common where you live?

>>5763398
>her boobs giggle
I giggled.

>>5763449
u 'avin a jiggle m8?

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>>5763458
I'll 'ave ur jiggle

>>5763434
Go back to trans-lesgen, you self-absorbed hon.

>>5763473
That's not true at all. You're despised here and you still don't fuck off.

I read a series of untitled superhero stories a while back about super human people some of which are descendants of gods and some are mutants sorta, it's an alien thing, while super are military experiments.

Anyway the main character is a descendant of poseidon and a cute gay girl with a cute girlfriend but her gf gets abducted and brutally murdered by this Russia super solider. I literally cried it was horrifying.

The Russia kinda turns good (there is implied mind control stuff idk) after a while and the main character doesn't know she killed her gf or even that she has actually been murdered just that she is missing. Eventually a relationship between her and the Russia developed and like 2 issues(?) they are together as a couple until she finds out the truth and drowns her in the ocean which is actually very sad as well.

I've been looking for the posts for a while now, there are about 30 short entries some are written by different people or something I'm not really sure.

>>5763439
its a Hispanic neighborhood yeh TryHard

>>5763445
It seems to happen about once every three months, the last one the cops didn't even come out.

>>5761721
YUP! shooo do!
I think they are nice people, and I don't see why everyone has to hate on them so bad.
I would post on the other ones, but men HATE us with a vengeance. They always want to assert that male dominance, kind of why I always say all men are gay, they are always trying so hard to impress each other, And ITS ONLY TO OTHER MEN for some reason?. So because of that I try to say in places that don't piss people off. Basically I DONT GO WHERE IM NOT WANTED.

"hint hint"

>>5763210
>post piques curiosity
>go to check it out
>only 2 cams on, one pointing at nothing and one MtF

>>5763485
>man problems

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>>5763449
Yeah, I saw that typo after I posted. I need to work on the rest of it. I'm taking the highlights of a decade's worth of weekly parties and combining them into a few stories.

>>5761390
If you haven't toutched boys, I don't consider you biscum. You're more like a pyrite-star lesbian.

>>5763521
You really are hated though. We absolutely loathe you, so you really can't claim that you don't go where you're not wanted, because you're very much not wanted here.

>>5763480
>tryhard samefag

You know what? why does your ftm ass keep coming in here? Aren't you trying to be a dude? Go away M****. you're still a spoiled little brat that lives off of rich daddy.

>>5763519
the chat is alright, though. There were actually a few real women on cam a bit ago

>>5763521
>>5763533
I dont hate S

>>5763533
well I hate your ass too. AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I just wish you would admit to yourself that yeah YOU ARE IN FACT A FAGGOT and go suck some dick already so that you will stop trying so damn hard.

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>>5763539
>>5763554
It's really funny when you accuse us all of being the same person, because I've only made one of these posts so I get the satisfaction of knowing that you're shouting at a bunch of people all in agreement that they're making each other up.

>>5763558
no, just the two. wanttobe /pol/tards in denial about being shitdicks

>>5763558
can we just stop replying to S? Just let her talk her crazy shit and don't respond to her. That way she'll just be mindless posting to herself about herself.

We really don't need a 2nd Kek. And honestly I'd rather date Kek than S.

>>5763551
I only hate the use of a name. It's attention whoring for no good reason, other than probably not having a real life outside the internet.

>>5763566
Now what makes you think I'm a /pol/tard? All you know about me is that I don't like you, and there are plenty of reasons why that might be.

>>5763573
But she's so easy to upset, it's hilarious.

>>5763576
It's literally one letter

>>5763573
there you go, and that is the answer. JUST Block me stupid. Call it a day.

https://enchainrain.typeform.com/to/XDTWSE

This is pretty easy to settle. Just take this handy survey.

>>5763573

Kek is a cutie. If only she was into 3D girls...

>>5763582
Doesn't really matter. Still attention-whoring.

>>5763584
But you're such trollbait.

>>5763592
>she

>>5763580
oh, I'm not upset silly. I Literally just respond back the same way you talked to me.
I'm to doused with meds to be affected by stupidity. It would behoove you just to block me.

>>5763580
>But she's so easy to upset, it's hilarious.
but she's so stupid, it's painful to read her posts.

At least Kek is self aware and cute.

>>5763599
You need to get more meds, because you have anger problems, you pathetic retard. I have literally never had a conversation with a more stupid human being than you, and I've taught special needs children.

>>5763596
I know, ive noticed such behavior lately kind of want to roll with it, see if I can read into what you have to say.

>>5760022
by "straight porn" do you mean 'lesbian porn produced primarily for the benefit of straight men'? If that's the case, I'm pretty sure we all do that. Unless you get-off on blue dyed armpit hair, lesbian-produced porn is not for you.

>>5763608
good for you... I think you belong with the special needs children.

>>5763599
You're so obviously upset, trying to deny it is just amazing.

>>5763603
>kek
>cute
ngga pls

>>5763608
This is not me btw.

>>5763609
Oh, please do. Tell me about my childhood, oh wise prophet.

>>5763615
I get off to blue dyed armpit hair, though

>>5763622
Wanna get off on my face?

I don't have blue armpits, btw, I'm just thirsty af.

>>5763582
It could be a number or punctuation mark for all I care, the point is she is renouncing to the anonymity that is the main feature of this web site.

It's one of the few places left where not everything is about me, the poster but the discussion at large (minus all the shitposting and cryptic language, which plays its own role in a way of keeping idiots and outsiders out as well).

Aside from being counterproductive, since everything said by S, even when right, is tainted by our knowledge of her identity. So no, it's not just a letter.

>>5763619
if you say so.

>>5763639
Yes.

>>5763640
mad?

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I would be very glad to monitor this for 24 hours, but for the sake of this particular argument, it's not even close.

>>5763670
actually, the third one was me :3

I just want the generally to have as many relevant posters as possible

>>5763683
I strongly disagree that a fumbling moron that is capable of little more than posting "This" and calling everyone else a tranny man pol troll is a "relevant poster" but I also have no clue what that's supposed to mean, either.

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>>5763670
lmao, S BTFO

>>5763693
By relevant, I mean a lesbian that doesn't have a penis

>>5763702
>S
>doesn't have a penis
I mean, are we sure about that one?

>>5763705
No, just wishful thinking

>>5763712
Well, I mean, she's a transles regular and tries to give contradictory accounts of her identity but refuses to show a face or voice in spite of her vanity. The evidence is circumstantial, but it's a lot more than for cis.

>>5763718
Yeah I've always understood that she's a tranny. The attention-whore thing is really common among trannies too.

>>5763718
Ah, I didn't know that

Are political lesbians real?

>>5763733
They're mostly bisexuals who don't like dating men.

>>5763733
What is a political lesbian exactly?

>>5763753
Someone who identifies as lesbian because women must act as a tribe to smash the patriarchy, instead of someone who does it for sexual attraction reasons.

>>5763696
still here.
just reading other things..

>>5763765
Oh.

It'd be fun to have a tribe of lesbians though, like and we went camping or something.

>>5763780
That's not what that means, retard. Just look up unfamiliar terms.

>>5763781
It's been so long since I've been camping! I miss it. There's a satisfaction in knowing you can hack it in the way we were born and bred to, but there's also a lot of joy in knowing you can just abort at any time and go back to unnatural safety and comfort. And to do it surrounded by so many women ... I might not want to ever go home.

>>5763793
/lesgen/ camping expedition in the hopes of eventually founding a small lesbian tribe in the woods when?

>>5763718
>>5763723
>>5763712
then No you don't know what's up with them.
and you can think what ever the hell you want, my happy gold star ass is not interested in what you think about me.
not what I'm looking for.

>>5763718
p.s. you first.

>>5763781
I assume its mostly a weird political fringe thing, but I never come into contact with normal behaving lesbians because I'm mtf and like guys, so the only ones that force themselves into my view are usually attacking me for being unable to commune with gaia and breathe through my energy vagina.

Saw the thread, figured it would be interesting to ask how prevalent that actually is. Would assume mostly not a big thing yeah? I probably sound dumb, my only exposure to lesbians is transbians who are... Something something, and crazies from tumblr.

>>5763793
I've only been a few times and I certainly couldn't do it long term no matter how many pretty girls were there.

We went as a family when I was maybe 11 and my dad told my brother and I we were lost and we'd have to live there and I kinda believed him and sat in the woods and cried for a long time.

>>5763801
I would much rather get like an island and have a DC comics style Amazon civilization.

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>sunday late night
>still no yuri-ism release

>>5763810
>>5763718
Having posted my face, I can see why somebody might not want to

>>5763810
I posted my face here already but everyone treated it like a reaction image, rightfully, because I wasn't a huge attention whore and remained anonymous. You could try it, but it might take a complete overhaul of your unbelievably terrible personality first. You're like 50 years old, how did you live life so long being such a childish buffoon?

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>>5763841
I posted my face and nothing happened. As long as you're not a Good Goy™ with a Facebook account, it should be fine.

>>5763841
yeah, I'm not going to say I'm a jerk, but like most of the long timers here, I do have a document of all the people who have posted in here, at first I would just save them so that I could a face to the statement, but then I saw what all the other anons had done to them. I was like, that's a whole lot of Nope. for me.
I used to try to make people stop, but it happens so much that I don't fight it any more.

>>5763814
That's mostly a thing from the 80s. It's dying out along with all the other radfem bullshit.

>>5763848
>I posted my face here already but everyone treated it like a reaction image
Adori? You're an attention whore you fat bifuck.

>>5763853
Kek you silly weasel, you've given more than enough personal info for that to not matter. Even Mexico has public records. I do appreciate that you've been less shitposty, though.

>>5763854
You've been here for like three months, stop saying you're an old timer. The only old thing about you is your dick.

>>5763861
No, not circled it around as a reaction image, responded to the post as if my photo were just a reaction image. Adori wouldn't show her face around here anymore, she's shamed into oblivion.

>>5763864
Only you and Sleep have my personal information.

>>5763864
if you say so.

>>5763853
Unfortunately because of school I do need a kikebook. However: use random image as profile pic, not use my real name, never post personal info or anything that could be traced back to me, never use it from my phone or without taking security measures first, set everything to private... Really it's just a messenger for keeping track of homework and other unpleasant human interactions that can't be avoided unless you go full NEET

Would you pee on your girlfriend if she asked, lesgen?

>>5763829
Amazon style island is a nice idea. It's not like most people here have much going for them in regular society anyway.

>>5763906
Of course. How else would I mark her as my property?

>>5763906
I let my girlfriend pee on me for Valentine's Day, I suppose I'd pee on her if she really wanted me to.

>>5763910
I would miss my family a bunch, hopefully Amazon island has a visitors day.

>>5763906
If she asked, I guess I maybe could? But it would take a lot of begging. And it would have to be in a tub or something like that so it can be immediately washed away.

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>>5763906
Nanami pls.

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>>5763937
It could be like that movie "the beach" where a few anons could go over to the mainland for supplies and have some family time and all that.But the island itself would have to be isolated.

>>5762986
You're pure gf material. I don't live close to you but in two years or so I'll go to Norway. Pls marry me

>>5759865
/u/ here popping by to drop a link.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18e71t0H7v6olXdY9Ig0giUjnhSt1zltLcLSpj3SxRaI/edit?pli=1
Some /u/ recommended /lit/ stuff that I saved the link to in case anyone cared about the OP. I've enjoyed what I've read off there so far. Ash, Love's Melody Lost, Sword of the Guardian, Taking Flight, and Roses & Thorns were some of the most memorable reads for me.

>>5763966
I actually live in the midwest USA now, lol. I was born in Sverige, though, and I'll always love the language and culture.

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>>5763961
Fair enough. Are bisluts allowed or do they have their own island? Also what would be the island's stance on fast food?

>>5763953
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of this.

>>5763982
Aw shit. Just when I thought I could finally meet a real lesbian

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>>5763988
We would need a tribal council to asses every bislut before making a final decision, as well as a medical certificate that proves she's free from STDs.

Where would you get fast food in the island anyway? It would be better if fitness was part of the tribes goal, we need to train and become real warriors as to keep the invading hordes or hons at bay.

>>5762986
People who don't like dyed hair and piercings are Bad And Wrong. I will take all the femme alt girls for myself.

>>5763696
This will sound weird if I'm wrong but are you the MCU fan anon? :O

>>5763982
Visit oregon so I can kiss you.

>>5764087
Other side of the midwest, haha... ;_;

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>>5764042
I agree fitness is important but so is yummy junk food, also I doubt a board of dorky lesbians will want to give up fast food cold turkey, we should have a wendy's staffed with cute red head girls cosplaying as Wendy. If they are cute enjoy most people will be too embarrassed to order a lot of food cause they don't want the Wendys to think they are fatties.

We could run disinformation campaigns tricking outsiders into thinking bislut island is amazon qt island and using it as a bit of a meat-shield to slow down and thin out attackers.

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>>5763906
no. and if she peed on me I'd be pretty pissed off.

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>>5764106
Is it time? Post Maki.

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>>5764106
>I'd be pretty pissed off.
Actually, you'd be pretty pissed ON.

My gf wont fuck me anymore, so I'm thinking about buying this so I can cope with the lack of sex in my life. How horrifying is this?
http://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Realistic-Breast-Penis-Torso/dp/B00U8K9A9O

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>>5764133
Just get a tranny gf.

I feel like a useless piece of shit. I've hit a new low. I think I'm developing a crush on a cartoon. Amira is just way too cute. She's spirited and focused, but has moments of adorable naivete. She's not drawn like a moeblob space alien, she's drawn person-like. And Risa Shimizu's voice has such a lovely range. Nice, round lows and brassy, powerful highs. Not at all like the typical, whiny, squeaky, false kind of Japanese I'm used to.

I blushed when she was watching the stars. I grin at her wild-eyed smiles. I'm falling for another unattainable straight girl and she's in a fucking anime.

Just kill me now.
How can I get any lower than this?

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>>5764103
This makes me conflicted, on one hand cute red head cosplaying are one of my weaknesses, on the other I don't believe fast food is acceptable. Maybe you could be part of the crew that goes for supplies monthly so you can get your fix, but I can almost guaranty that healthy natural island food will be much better and you will eventually feel disgusted by fast food.

And I like the bislut island shield idea, maybe eventually we should recruit more lesbians and have an archipelago of colonized islands, that could even become a legitimate nation.

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>>5764173
That's pretty normal, senpai.

>>5764173
That's probably neckbeard low. You just gotta put yourself out there and get superior 3d pussy.

>>5764183
Kek how do you live with this horror

>>5764185
I have a girlfriend! That's the worst part! She just doesn't touch me enough.

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>>5764185
2D pussy is superior to 3D one, as that's the sole purpose of 2D, to be perfect in comparison to 3D.

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>>5764187
>Kek how do you live with this horror
What horror? By the way post the animu grill you fell in love with.

>>5764103
I'm a redhead with a vegan diet, can I volunteer as a cosplay dietician?

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>>5764129

>>5764212
No. Vegan diets are wasteful and can't be maintained in the wild.

>>5764173
>not already having a crush on a cartoon character

What have you even been doing with your life?

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>>5764225
Kissing girls and making suicide plans, mostly.

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>>5764180
You are right like, objectively about the fast food. Shame though, but there would be main land trips and I would have to leave to see my family.

Yes, we could even build artificial islands to help us expand. Maybe even have fun theme islands based on what they do there.

>>5764231
Kissing girls and suicide plans don't go together desu senpai. Trade me those real life girls for a room at my parent's house and no real life prospects.

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This episode was the fucking best, just dem hips.

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>>5764173
Just give in anon, once you stop pursuing 3D girls and acquire a waifu all that energy can be relocated to more important endeavors. Notice how many of the greatest figures in history disregarded relationships in order to achieve greater things.

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>>5764249
That's my living situation. I've just also been kissing girls sometimes. But who cares because apparently I'm going full legbeard in my madness.

>>5764249
why am I attracted to NEETs >_>

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>>5764256
Basically none of them, Kek. Even autist Newton had intimate relationships.

>>5764263
Desperation and a fear of rejection?

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I'm running out of Maki.

>>5764269
Probably both desu

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These screencaps look kind of dumb when they're not in motion. Somehow that sells the realism more for me, although the art has problems, because actors generally are making stupid faces when you pause their videos.

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If I gave up for masturbation and 2D fantasies at least I would stop being cheated on by everyone I love. I've got a perfect record on that score so far.

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Postin sum burd

>>5764284
Is this rotoscoped? Because it looks awful.