Gay General - Paranormal BF Edition

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I was lurking fit a while ago and seen a picture that gave me some great motivation.

Doesn't this picture make you feel great?

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>Tfw no Jewish bf

>>5742095
Yes it does. Not looking forward to them deflated tittays, though.

>>5742095
It makes me feel loose and baggy

>>5742105

You can see that he already has the muscle there, it's just that dang loose skin ruining it.

>>5742095
that's when you get some plastic surgery bb

Nip and tuck

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>>5742079
>tfw /pol/
>tfw I want to be fucked by Dan Avidan
what has happened to my life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmFzVVk6F8Y

>>5742097
>tfw no adherent of zion to cuddle and listen to Muslimgauze with

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>>5742095
He looks much better though. I wouldn't be too bothered by it.

>>5742120
he's a funny jew. Jews are so funny.

and /pol/ is retarded children being edgy. grow up

>>5742129

Anyone looks better if they get fit.

Except for Andy Dwyer
>You will never be April

>>5742095
See this mates
This is why you should only lose 1-2lbs of weight a week
This guys was losing nearly 4lbs a week
When you do that your skin freaks out

>>5742137

Yeah i was speaking to him and when he started he didn't know shit so he kind of winged it. I mean get got it done though.

>>5742127
>tfw no dominant Hasidic BF to intimidate me into getting circumcised

>>5742147
It's like the (imo) scarier version of stretch scars which can occur from weight gain

>>5742095
>>5742036

>tfw wizzybae was on his way to being musclebear mode in 2014
>was

hopefully sp moves to baltimore and works out with you ;_;

>>5742153

The Jew is not dominant. He is submissive to the underserved hubris of his people

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>>5742136
I think Andy is just an example that dudes can be qt even if they're chubby.

Women have to be skinny or they're worthless. Straights are so dumb.

>>5742157
who the fuck would want to live in baltimore?

>>5742162

This.

>tfw you created an account on international friend and relationship app for the off chance you meet a qt who you can never have
Why am I doing this to myself?

>>5742120
Dan is undeniably sexy AF.

>>5742158
Then why do they dominate media and banking positions

>>5742173
They are a hivemind of vermin. If you isolate one as a boytoy he will be weak

>>5742158
>anti-semitism
>2016

I honestly do not get this. Like, why do people hate Jews?

>>5742162
>Ravens
>O's
Two of the best teams in the world exist there.
Come on senpai. Baltimore is a good time

You a cuck. West Baltimore is a bad time.

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>>5742157

Nah breh, I'm back on the path to getting it done. It's just a slower walk there seeing as I'm not desperate for a bf this time around. Plus I'm sure feel good doesn't want to be the only one posting before and after pictures. ;p

>>5742188
>88
ayyy bby
how u doin

>>5742188
Their existence is one of artifice and manipulation

>>5742097
see
>>5742083

>>5742188
>why do people hate the jews?
There are like multiple pastebins spread around on this site that answer that very question

>>5742197
>tfw wiz's syrupnigger pals aren't helping him get fit

shame on them

>>5742206
Yeah and I guess they always read like retarded insane bullshit like >>5742202

I'm just like honestly wondering how people can feel personally slighted by a population as Westernized and integrated into society as the Jews or if it's just an ebin meme that /pol/ forgot was ironic

>>5742202
>not wanting to be manipulated into girls clothes by your Jewish masters
bad goy

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>>5742213

Help would be nice but i realize that i have too do it myself.

>>5742219
>/pol/
>implying I associate with those self-loathing brown people or those "white" mongrels unable to trace their lineage while still taking pride in something they have nothing to do with

Noble Arabic blood seethes in my veins. My hate is just and pure

Jew people are best people.

>>5742237
oh so your parents are racist.

ok that makes more sense

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>>5742245
>Loving the same people who cut baby penises
I want JIDF to leave.

>>5742251
You know I never see people complaining about male circumcision on its own I only see it to justify hating other people like Jews or feminists

what I mean is your "outrage" over male circumcision is faked in order to justify your hatred of the Jews and it just comes across as a really weak reason to hate on an entire race of people

>>5742247
Everyone's parents are racist.

It's hotter hooking up with a closeted middle easterner than some trendy jew queen

>>5742267
I mean yeah my parents are racist too but I don't blindly follow all of their values

>>5742188
jews as a group are wealthy + powerful ==== global jewish conspiracy

just ignore that working / middle class jews are being fd over by the wealthy elite too

>>5742245
Jews are subhuman filth.

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Actraiser is a great God game.

>>5742265
Yep same with peoples hate of females getting raped
It's just the far right trying to turn us against refugees :^(

>>5742079
I think that we've made contact with alieums. Am I weird for thinking that?

>>5742274
>working / middle class jews
HA

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>>5742265
>faked

Is it really faked though? I mean i had no say when mine was stolen from me at birth and sold as medical waste. Let's get real here. 20k nerves gone because of some corn flake fucker.

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>>5742278
I prefer the omnipotence of claymates desu.

>>5742293
is that why you're gay

>>5742282
I don't know if you're sarcastic or not but that also exactly proves my point. Racists don't care about female sexual assault/point to false rape accusations as being more damaging but the instant refugees are accused of doing it they suddenly were decrying rape culture and were on the feminists' side all along and not a peep of false rape accusations to be heard

>>5742300
No, but it's probably why I have a love for anything scifi.

>It's okay to hate Muslims
>Jews are a race of Dindus

wew lad

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>>5742297

Horrible soundtrack and forgettable gameplay.

When i think of a angry God i hear this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lIz1LqLMo0

>>5742301
Exactly the right just has never cared about rape
In fact they support rape
God damn those evil right wingers
I for one am fully tolerant of our poor refugee allies
I hope the bigotry ends

>>5742251

Jews aren't the only people who circumcise, and I honestly don't care about circumcision. As far as non-Jews getting it, guys like Dr. Kellogg were probably more important in pushing the idea that it would prevent masturbation. He even recommended doing it to adolescents without anesthesia just so they'd remember and stop touching themselves.

>>5742296
Wiz if you really cared you would be disgusted by the question, "Do you guys prefer circumsized or uncircumsized?" but if you're being honest how much does it affect your sex life.

also
>gamergate propoganda
Wiz you disappoint

>>5742296

This guy's got the right idea.

>>5742297

Man, SNES had the best graphics.

>>5742314
>gamergate propaganda
axaxaxaxax

>>5742314
Wiz can't even see his he's irrelephant in this conversation but needs to butt in

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>>5742314

I dunno if it effects my sex life. I would just like to have it but time travel isn't a thing so i don't worry about it too much.

>>5742325

But i can you faggoty shitlord.

>>5742321
images, memes, whatever

The point is gamergate is for dumb stupid manbabies

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>>5742304
>he doesn't realize Jews are slowly feminizing children through cultural marxism
>he doesn't realize Jews are slowly feminizing children through xenoestrogens
>he doesn't realize that the Jews will ensure that we'll be drowning in twink boipussy by the time we're all in our fourties
>he doesn't realize that the Jews are our greatest ally in our mission to make the world's male youth insatiable thirsty cumsluts

You're pretty stupid, mate.

>>5742331
Islam is the religion of bara. They are our saviors

>>5742330

But sjws don't belong in gaming. I don't want reality to infect my fantasy worlds.

>>5742330
>getting worked up about it on 4chan
axaxaxaxaxaxax

>tfw your Jewish BF will never lock you in chastity and only let you out as a reward for being a good goy

>>5742304
hating Muslims is dumb
hating Jews is dumb

like ISIS doesn't even read the Koran they just like killing people

>>5742341

Why are they impeding your ability to play Roegadyns in your shitty MMO?

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goodnight gaygen c:

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>>5742336
>Islam

The only proper deity to worship is Antinous, the patron God of buttsex.

>>5742345
Why doesn't ISIS ever attack Israel?

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>>5742347

I don't play ff14 anymore. got bored.

at least my souls games are safe. they can have the everything else.

>>5742356

Because they'd lose?
Duh?

>>5742341
guess what, wiz

I've been playing vidya throughout my childhood and adult life and I believe social justice is a noble goal. There are people who can love video games and recognize childish and stupid trends in those same games. Insisting that your voice matters more than other people who play the same games is dumb

I'm not offended by sexualized women in games I just want to see something else for a change.

Like sexualized men.

5 FUCKING CAPTCHA HOLY SHIT 4CHAN

>>5742357
Not if I can help it.

>The next Souls game will have new character creation options
Gender: On/Off
Sexual Orientation: Enable/Disable
Gender expression slider
Sub/Dom slider
Masc/Fem slider
Queer/Static slider
Septum piercing customization
Healthy body options

I want them to ruin it for you

>>5742357
besides miyazaki's giant women fetish sneaking into the game the Souls series is pretty decent about it. Especially Bloodborne, with Strong Female Characters™ like Eileen and Lady Maria

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>tfw no power bottom orc boy toy

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>>5742368
>was going to type out long rebuttal but instead

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5742373

Over my fat monkey heart.


>>5742375
>Lady Maria
>strong

yea....

>>5742373
Needs more sliders.

>>5742381

Is that a guy or....

>>5742079
I had one bf and he was paranormally autisic if that's what you mean.
Btw I do believe in aliens.

>>5742381
I enjoyed her boss fight at least.

Also I just got to the second lamp in the fishing hamlet so SPOILRS JEEZ

also having a variety of character types just makes a game more interesting

>>5742312
>only arabs rape
the only significantly unusual part of cologne etc that it was in public and in large groups which kk can be explained by le cultural differences (muh clash of civilizations)
truthfully tho rape occurs in every ethnic group whether that is extended abuse of a family member over a period of time or daterape or sex slavery only unusual part of cologne was how visible it was

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>>5742396

I want a moonlight sword.

>>5742401
yeah it's swanky as fuck.

I bet the moonlight part tastes like popsicles

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nite shitlords

>>5742406
>>5742401
You dorks are running my thread ţbh

>>5742296
I'll still make you feel good bby

>>5742411
your thread is ruining my dork

>>5742398

Yeah, but still.
T-levels totes maybe play a part in defining both culture and acultural rape affinity. So east Asians are mostly little conformist pussyboys with lower levels of violent crime, Africans have to jizz in something at least once an hour, and whites and Arabs and all that run the course of the middle.

"Hispanics" are wildcard.

>>5742420
/pol/science

If you guys want me to get rid of Wiz, just ask.

>>5742296
>stolen
Glad that's shits gone. Why would you want an ant-eater dick?

>>5742462
Why?

What porn are you watching right now?

>>5742355
>you will never be a 'favourite,' living a life of receiving affection and lust and luxury and dick while having no real toil.

>"The way that Hadrian took the boy on his travels, kept close to him at moments of spiritual, moral or physical exaltation, and, after his death, surrounded himself with his images, shows an obsessive craving for his presence, a mystical-religious need for his companionship."

I want to be loved.

>you will never get to see pornography of Hadrian and Antinous, or of Alexander and Hephaestion

>>5742501
Don't fight it. Can't fight it.

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Is Pink Narcissus the best movie ever?

>>5742436

Nah.
Male hormones definitely impact rates of violence.

>>5742538

It's quite prophetic considering it was created in 1971 before aids/hiv was known. Love the scene where he's walking through town and gays, pedos, and other sinners are on every corner spreading their hiv and doing drugs....all the gays looked so sickly and dying...while a few preachers are trying to save their soul.

Seriously the guy who created the film was a prophet.

>Tfw ywn be gangbanged by Hasidic Jews

>>5742550
>Male hormones
>not iq

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Ann use to be a femboi.

>>5742566
>hasidim
garbage desu

>tfw moderate ashkenazi master race

>>5742561
Or they were just sickly and creepy looking because that's how they (and urban heterosexuals) looked then? I mean, it's 1971. People were sleazy.

>>5742570
>implying I'm not still a femboi

>>5742569

Women in prison tend to have higher than average levels for women. But sure - iq, poverty level, etc. are factors, too. But I don't think it's so revolutionary to suggest that hormones affect behavior.

>>5742579
>Or they were just sickly and creepy looking because that's how they looked then?

Nope. Pale sickly guys didn't exist back than...people actually spent time outside..in the sun. Everyone looked beautiful in the 70s. A few guys might of had sleazy mustaches...but still so handsome they were.

You will never be a cunning narcissus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN9Iu0z2waI


why live?

>tfw ywn be stripped down and handcuffed to a pole in a tel aviv back alley

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What does /gg/ think of pic related?

>>5742596
Could have sworn I read a study recently that said there no noticeable differences in free test levels between races. I might be remembering though.

I guess you could do a bunch of biopsies and see if there were different levels of androgen receptors in different races.

>>5742613

its a fine ass, 9/10

>>5742613
Too much hair. Mirin that flag though.

>>5742603
Beauty

>you will never have a dancer's body
>to cuddle and kiss

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>>5742616

Maybe I'm out of date then.

>>5742619
That hair looks amazing

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>>5742581
mfw

https://youtu.be/DGJQhza0O0U

>>5742631
Gotta admit the beard is extra fem.

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>>5742631
yfw

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>>5742648
mfw mfw i made a face

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>>5742631

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>>5742658

>>5742667
>>5742661
>>5742658
>>5742631
>cahpped lips
dropped

>>5742661
>5652.jpg
kek

>>5742667
10/10 anon
just amazing

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>>5742670

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>>5742550
except not
>>5742670
its not funny ;-;

>>5742683
saved both and will treasure them for many years

>>5742685
>its not funny
it kind of is a lot

>>5742685
>except not
>posts chart that doesn't actually disprove the post you're replying to

Cool.

>A study recorded the DHT:testosterone ratio, an indicator of 5a-reductase activity[7], among ethnic groups and found levels to be highest in African-Americans, intermediate in Caucasians, and lowest in Asian-Americans

>>5742787
Wouldn't a high dht to test ratio mean that African americans were low test?

Also got a link to the study?

>tfw can't play with my dildo right now

suffering

>>5742814
>Wouldn't a high dht to test ratio mean that African americans were low test?

Fucked if I know. I didn't expect people to argue with it when I said Asians were little pussyboys and Africans must jizz in something every hour - that's a well-established scientific fact.

>the study

Here's what I quoted: http://www.airlats.com/testosterone/

And here's what I suspect that line was based on:

http://press.endocrine.org/doi/pdf/10.1210/jc.2006-0037

>>5742833
>tfw don't even know where my dildo is

Ehhhh... I'm ok with this.

>>5742833

Fingers can work just as well

>>5742876

Err wait I got yours and drill's post mixed together

>>5742856
>tranny that has no idea how hormones work
This is going to end well.

>>5742876

Are you kidding?
I'm not going near that thing. I haven't seen it in years.

>>5742890

What part of my post do you take issue with?
Also, I'm not a tranny. I don't even have any girl clothes left.

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>tfw comfy
>who /comfy/ here?
post comf

>>5742914
is that you?
You totally have crazy eyes

>>5742914
Jesus Christ this photo
You look like you were recently raised from the dead

>>5742914
>Massive pupils
>In a well lit room

What are you on bby? Having fun with it?

>>5742931
desu im gay undead but pls post comf. ;~;

>>5742928
have you seen my posts?

>>5742934
guess not

>>5742933
p-pls senpai-kun... i'm a good girl... ;~; i would never... (i have naturally large pupils, been that way ever since i was a kid)

>>5742940
keep lurking. i'm pretty crazy.

>>5742914

Cute.

>>5742934
I won't post pics, but I'm in bed watching TV while I shitpost and surrounded by and laying on large soft pillows. Also drinking cheap beer until I pass out. For some reason your smile makes me sad, like you're really depressed or something.

>would take x with
>would cuddle and rub
>would try to cheer up

>>5742787
>searching for an unrelated quote that supports ur own position
>thinking this proves anything
lmao
+ dont care about this enough to prove you wrong or engage with you really but stop acting like you know shit bc you dont just repeating unscientific racialist memes that you have randomly heard

>>5742947
You're probably going to go blind early, you should probably get a few pairs of sunglasses of various shades so you can control the amount of light entering your eyes. Pupils that dilated can be dangerous to your vision.

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alright done camwhoring tbqh. ;~; i feel like these are going to get edited and im going to get memed on hard next time. ;~;

>>5742955
major depressive disorder. ;~; diagnosed by several therapists over the years. shit genetics i'm guessing. lots of suicide and depression cases in my family. ;~;
never had any scans done but i'm sure my brain is fucking some shit up.
you sound comfy though. i have more ben and jerry's tonight and i'm going to cuddle with my stuffed animals and watch a movie maybe.

>>5742948
ty ty

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>>5742956
>searching for an unrelated quote that supports ur own position

Lol, I literally put your chart in Google image search and that came up. Androgens affect behaviour ftw.

>unscientific racialist memes that you have randomly heard

Lol I don't believe in racialism you boob. I just believe in phrasing my views about culture, social interaction, and ethnicity as crude in-jokes. You're just not cool enough.

>>5742989
i went to the eye doctor this year and they said i'm healthy... i wear glasses when i drive now... and i'm required by law to. but i had perfect vision when i was a kid and teenager...

>>5742992
>Ben & Jerry's

Be gone, foul temptress.

>>5743002
Think about it like this, there's a reason that optometrists give sunglasses when pupil dilation is necessary. People with constantly dilated pupils are rare, but it doesn't mean your eyes aren't being burned constantly by excess light entering them. If you are on x or shrooms or lsd or something you should reconsider doing those things alone in the future. Go to a rave while on those things. Do raves even really happen anymore? There used to be some rave clubs in my area, and actual raves were frequent but not well advertised. I kind of miss those days. I want to get high and go to a rave and rub on half clothed qts. I also want a bf that enjoys occasional drug use and has their life together, but pretty much every person that likes drugs that I have met is in the middle of a downward spiral into addiction, depression. and debt. drugs can be stupid hard sometimes.

>>5743037
Whalp, not only did my dyslexia annoy the fuck out of my teacher tonight, but my add is acting up too. fucking shit.

>>5743037

I went to a rave in 2012. Proper thing at a bowling alley. Was incredible, but I could only stay like an hour and didn't have any drugs. I went to one at a proper club in Boogerville on certain things. Ngl, I don't even get raving on lsd. Getting back was hell.

Not enough raves, though. I mean, we have like an 18+ club somewhere that's kind of rave atmosphere, but it was pretty save in '12, relatively... could be worse still, now. The world hates fun and wants it to die.

>>5743037
ive been on lsd... like it didnt fuck up my eyes. my pupils never overspill or fuck up. never been to a rave though. doesn't seem like my type of thing. i'd rather experience psychedelics on a forest trail or something more spiritual. and what you're saying about pupils makes sense but i'm just pointing out "so far so good".

>>5743007
ye

embarrassing listening to americans talk about raves t b h

Need advice
I found a really cute boy through social media wandering
I don't know him but I want to date him
I'm not totally sure he's gay but like 95%
How do I talk to him if I can only reach him through social media

>>5743074
if it were me, i'd be flattered to have someone add me out of interest, but i guess to other less degenerate or desperate faggots you might come off like a creeper being so direct... ;~;
idk senpai. roll the dice... get ready for failure.

>>5743065

I got well paranoid after that I'd actually stumbled into a staged show rather than been on a dance floor.

>>5743055
I mind of want to do some more drugs, but I cut all of the druggies out of my life because none of them had any ambition. Now all I can find is weed, but I don't want to smoke weed unless I'm on something.

>>5743074
Pretty much this: >>5743079 but maybe try to get to know the dude before you try to hook up with him. Establish a good rapport, maybe hang out in person. You might not really like him once you get to know him. If you do like him once you get to know him, then tell him. Maybe something good will come of it.

>>5743099

Drugs are pretty low concern fuh me, now. At this point I need actual medical attention, and once I can afford that maybe I'll get some drugs, too. Like, for instance, my eyes make weird popping noises and my throat is really itchy.

>>5743113
I've got good insurance. I'm not too worried about any medical issues I might have. My mental issues are not too bad, and usually they are unnoticable, or only serve to make me appear average. Drugs are really fun tho, and I haven't done any in at least 6 years.

Wow the tinychat is
hoppin
tonight

who /soulcrushingloneliness/ here/

>>5743213

You.
And nobody else.

>>5743213
I am after seeing booger's camwhore photos

i am not ready to do a 9 hour shift today sleep deprived affffffff
get paid tomorrow tho

>>5742992
>Half Baked
>Not Cookie Dough
Qt pleb

>>5743037
>>5743055
Raves are still pretty popular over here in England. Never been to one myself but you can make a killing selling them psychedelics.

>>5743256
>tfw getting paid to shitpost on 4chan
Feels good.

>>5743213
I am around many people each day, I am not really close to anybody but I don't care much about that. I do have fun meeting btards irl. There's one in my class that keeps trying to 'out-brain' me. He doesn't seem to realize that his mind is weak. I have fun fucking with him. He's literally just an autistic internet troll, and he doesn't realize that he's not anonymous when he's in class. It's hilarious.

>>5743263

We still have some, but not enough.
Fuckin' horrible alcohol-phobic hellscape of the necrosaurs, this. Rot in imaginary punishment land, Reagan, you ancient piece of assimilationist shit.

>>5743263
>browsing 4chan at work
questioning you
i just read the news lol

+ they arent talking about proper raves if it is advertised then it is not a rave imo

>>5743263
I can imagine. It's a pain to come down in the middle of an awesome rave, and a guys gotta have extras for any overtime fun that might happen. I knew a dude that would go through 600 or more pills a week just selling at raves. Too bad he ended up in prison. I told him to stop flashing that fucking massive bag out in the open. How are you getting paid to shit post on 4chin, btw?

>>5743292
The raves I was talking about were advertised only by word of mouth. The 'rave' clubs had actual advertising, but they are different to actual raves. The real raves had no real advertising and took place in old warehouses in industrial areas or innawoods and never the same place twice.

>>5743292

I said nothing about advertising.

>>5743292
>questioning you
>i just read the news lol
I don't know what you're talking about here desu senpai.

Oh well yeah I'm talking about the raves that take place in condemned industrial units and recently flooded basements.

>>5743294
Yep they snap the shit up. Was making bank shifting LSD on the weekends back in the day.

It's quite simple really instead of doing my day to day tasks I just sit at my desk browsing gaygen and listening to the Ricky Gervais Show.

>>5743325

How'd you get a job like that?
Lotta college?

>>5743333
Nah I've only got half a year of college and half a year of sixth form under my belt.

What you do is befriend an elderly, technophobic, Jewish businessman and his wife. Then when he starts a new business you casually mention that you're bored of your current job, he will then offer you an administrative position managing the company office day to day.

>>5743333
lotta cock gobbling, more like.

>>5743369
That too but that's more for leisure.

>>5743307
fair ooone
t b h tho americans are always pretty clueless when it comes to raves n shit more of a euro thing 99.9% of americans think 'raving' is 'EDM' and wearing neon
>>5743320
stfu
>>5743325
questioning u for browsing 4chan at work
when i am at work i just read the news lol s m h

>>5743374
Oh well I usually read the news in the early morning when I'm eating my breakfast and having my first cup of tea.

I'm in the mood for some stand up today so I might put Live at the Apollo on.

>>5743374
What kind of music do you have at raves across the pond?

>>5743384
tfw no video streaming allowed
>>5743389
garage/jungle/dnb/grime/techno
ones i go to anyway

>>5743368

Oh, you bastard. I have exactly your qualifications and got picked up by a Jewish guy who wanted me to do computer stuff for him on the way to a job I later got fired from one day, but I was too late following up. Fuck!

>>5743374

They sometimes have Ska bands at Raves here.

>>5743402
Pretty much the same here, but also industrial and 'dirty-house' I'm not entirely sure that is the right word but it's what it's called in my area. I never cared enough to find out more about it. It describes the music well enough tho.

>>5743410
In my area a rave with ska would be a flop.

>>5743402
That sucks man. I'd be bored to death without tv/podcasts to watch. Also because I spend so much of my day doing bugger all my boss walks past sees paperwork on my desk and thinks I'm overworked. So now he's thinking of getting another junior to work under me and has given me the Monday off kek.

>>5743410
You fool once the Jews have accepted you and welcomed you into their ranks they will look after you.

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>>5743435

I was a fool.
A gentile fool.

>>5743443
I just got lucky though tbf man. I could be stuck on a production line like my friends.

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>>5743073
I didn't catch that, you nerd to stop whispering and start shouting.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PECnzN8P6KQ

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>>5743480
>I could be stuck on a production line like my friends.
heyyyy that's me ;~;
but being a cuteboy in the production line aint all bad sometimes. straight boys treat me like a girl and i get the easier lines most of the time.

i'm kind of at a loss for what i want to do when i get out of this tho. ;~;

>>5743511

Wait. Were you always an industrial worker?
That's kinda funny.

>>5743515
meh. i mean when you drop out of college what else is there in a rural town?
i've thought about ems or cna stuff, but right now i work temp mostly in and out of automotive, hardware, and food production.

>>5743511
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it I just couldn't deal with it. I'm way too lazy and have no work ethic.

>>5743520
eh i mean food distribution... agriculture isn't my thing, though i've worked in the fields too. ;~;

>>5743523
In my area a person can get licensed as a CNA for free in 2 weeks, usually there's a 6 month contract that needs to be fulfilled before changing jobs, but that's whatever. The work is relatively easy, and you can go for your LPN or RN, or one of many munch easier certifications. Get the pill pusher certification, I don't remember the real name, and you'll be making good money doing nothing but handing out pills.

>>5743521
i feel like the american workforce, maybe only explicitly in the production and distributions lines, is the only real place where one can find the modern take on the unity of man.
we are, of course, each of us, god's people.
and the classes and financial structures that divide us are nothing but manmade folly.
and although most people here will see my opinions as that of an idealistic and nonsensical child, i will not change anytime soon. ;~; these are some of my core beliefs tbqh. a foundation of self, an identity... more important than the clothes on my back.

>>5743543
oh wow that's neat. here you need a couple months of schooling before being able to apply for a job and then further schooling for a degree. or so i believe. i think you're referring to a pharmaceutical technician and i do agree it is easy money but idk. not a lot of jobs for it in town at the moment.

can someone link me that penis chart again?
i never saved it and now i cant fine the link

>>5743543

CNA here, most states call it medication aide, though some call it Medication Tech. If you do any kind of CNA work, workplaces will usually send you to school for it eventually. Also, they often have nursing scholarships.

>>5743543
oh and honestly, i know it doesn't really lead anywhere, but i wanted to look into being a paramedic. ;~; The only thing I have against it right now, unfortunately, is I'm unsure if I could maintain a femboi aesthetic while meeting the physical requirements needed. ;~; (lifting 125lbs) i believe i can lift maybe 70lbs at this moment...

>>5743577
yeah that's what happened to my mom. as long as you maintain a grade quo or whatever they usually pay for all of it im pretty sure. ;~; you just have to get in and you have to prove you aren't a shitter.

>>5743584

Funnily enough, I also considered being a Paramedic, but I wasn't sure I could handle the stress and lifting; it was largely because the training was gong to be free.

>>5743588
yeah they really need to look into giving those guys and gals a better career model. once you're a paramedic you're sort of fucked. not worth all the lifting and stress. shit pay too.
but i feel like it would give my life distinct meaning. ;~;

>>5743553
You don't need a degree for CNA. Ask around at some nursing homes. Maybe the reason for the 6 month contract is because of licensing issues? I'm a mechanic and you need 3 years of experience to go from apprentice to journeyman, similar to going from CNA to LPN. You can bypass 2 of the 3 years for mechanical journeyman licensing by having 100+ hours of class time. My mother and sister are nurses so I know a bit about that. I'm 100% sure that I get paid for 2 weeks to take some classes at a nursing home and then go under a 6 month contract and at some point there, I believe after the 2 weeks because you cannot legally do work as a CNA without the certification, you get the CNA license. I was told that you get the certification after the 2 week course, but I never actually got the thing. I believe the LPN takes a minimum of 6 months of class, and the RN takes minimum 2 years, but it depends in some way on how much class time you have for LPN. I think the full RN requires 4 years class time, but can be offset by how much class time you have for LPN. ie: 2 years of LPN class means you need only 2 more years to get RN. I also believe that RN counts as a bachelor of medicine in my state, but I'm not sure of that. I am sure that you can get a masters degree in nursing after getting your RN, which is basically just a nursing specialty degree.

>>5743577
The scholarship is what I'm talking about with all the nursing homes in my area, it's why there's a contract for work involved.

>>5743584
I would probably have a bit of difficulty lifting 125 lbs, unless I were using both arms, in that case ezpz.

>>5743588
There's so much free training for the medical field.

>>5743599
You should be a nurse instead of a medic. But probably don't work for nursing homes. All the people in them lived in a different time and can be rude and crazy af. Rude because they are stuck in 'the old days' and crazy because of dementia and other age related illnesses.

>>5743614
tl;dr

>>5743614
i said degree. i meant certification. my bad.
it's 3 am tbqh.
my mother is an rn and she recently received her bachelor's degree. so i know a bit about it too. ;~;
But yeah all your info seems to check out imho.

>>5743614
125lbs is a lot for me. ;~;
That's my current weight...
But I do believe they mean both arms.
Like if a body weighs 125lbs you should be able to lift it and 450lbs with assistance.

>>5743614
I've worked in a nursing home before. As a waiter. It was ok. A lot of people died. A lot of people I knew personally. I realized during that time how real death is. They are rude but I forgave all of them. I even became close with the rude ones. I mean.. if you're going to die soon... well at least me, i'd be rude to.

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>>5743614

It takes a certain kind of person to do care. Assisted Living, obviously, is much easier, and they're a bit nicer about if you can't handle certain things. Skilled Care is going to expect more out of you, and they're normally so rushed you do what's dealt, plus the people are meaner because you would be if you were helpless.

Basically, if you don't have any kind of patience, nursing is not for you.

>mfw my coworkers get into arguments with and lie to residents.

guy I'm seeing has the smallest dick. What do? I kept waiting for it to get bigger but it didn't

>>5743649
become the bottom. ;~; and have the tightest pussy.

>>5743649
>become the top, and ravage his pussy

>>5743633
I'm about 200 or so, and I do manual labor regularly. My job requires basically the same physical requirements as what you stated, but I try to avoid that kind of thing if at all possible. I would normally be required to wear steel toe footwear but I keep each individual load that I move under the requirement. I'm the only person at my company with a 15 pound toolbag. everybody else has a 50 pound bag. I keep just the bare necessities and upsell if something major needs fixing. It's much easier and earns me about 4 times as much as everybody else.

>>5743639
The nursing field is as filled with shit heads as every other profession, but nurses have much more of an impact on people's lives that most other professions. Rampant abuse is prevalent in my area. It really pisses me off.

>>5743649
I lol'd at your post.

>>5743652
>>5743653
Also lol'd at these

But for real tho, if you are a bottom maybe get a strapon or a 'penis enhancer' I don't know the word for it, but it's like a sleeve that makes the cock larger, kind of like a slip on dildo or something. There's not really anything you can do to make his actual penis larger.

>You should definitely tell him how feminine his penis is.
>Call it cute, fun sized, and other 'terms of endearment'

>>5743520

Aye. You're like Rosie the Riveter.

>>5743553

That's also true for exotic dancing.
Actually, I'd say it's sort of true for all low-level work, but moreso dancing.

Also, storngest in the room right now. I could lift all ya'll and press you as well.

>>5743675
If you aren't over 250 I could lift, squat and press you. I might have trouble pressing over 250.

>>5743675
I said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful, these are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever

We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet and it's full of blood

Y'all fuckers made me reconsider nursing as a potential occupation.

>>5743730
Now suffocating, she dies in his arms. Now their love is a floating ghost, as she turns into ashes and the wind sends her crumbling into the setting sun...her love was a vampire.

>tfw no philly bf

>>5743757
well... i'm sorry. ;~;
life goal confusions stuff is serious business. i hate not knowing where i should go. sorry you feel the same.

>>5743776
we're really autistic, you and i.

>>5743804
Meh, I'm not exactly confused on where I want my life to go. I am just more interested in a more stable job that allows me to be lazy and work in a climate controlled area. I've had 2 confirmed heat strokes and probably about 5 total, and I don't make much money half the year, but the other half I'm rolling in it. It's really easy for the part where I don't make much (only about 2400/month) but it's literally life threatening during the heavy part of the year, but the 2k+ per week makes me feel like it's worth it.

>>5743804

I don't see it.

I'm a gay guy from a 3rd world country currently in the UK to complete my degree. My visa is going to expire soon. I don't want to go back to my home country because everything there is fucked. My parents would abandon me if they find out I'm gay. So should I apply for asylum in the UK?

>>5743933

Stay out you benefit-scrounging, gypsy, Romanian piece of shite!

>>5743940
I'm not a gypsy -_- Tbh you British fucktards were the one who made my country homophobic as it is now through your colonization.

>>5743940
2edgy4me

>>5743943

Britain is for British

>>5743940
Shut up you White piece of shit.

You English people are the worst. I see you and your laughable states on JK and Judge Rinder. You're a race of heartless cunts who have no sympathy for others.

>>5743954
Hey don't tar us all with the same brush. The guy is clearly a reactionary fucktard.

>>5743959
Well, one must admit that the people appearing on TV are more of an representation of the lower working class chavs, rather than the other classes. But the working class chavs are what really brings down the British race.

>>5743954

What's that?
I can't hear you over your ISLAMIC RAPE CAMPS!

>>5743963
When you will you retards realise you can't be Muslim and gay. It's an impossible lie made by insecure Sunnis so that they can still suck cock but still go to cuma namaz with the squad.

Well no one clearly answered my question -__-

>>5743976

It was a stupid question.

>>5743559
>>5743559
>>5743559

>>5744021
is that you kleinboy? it's me.

Are friendships between gay guys even a thing? I don't think I'd be able to pull it off. I'd either catch feelings or see them as competition.

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>>5744040
just make sure you're not each other's type? i can honestly only be friends with other gay men. heteros fucking trigger the shit out of me.

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>>5744073
And that's why you're a failure, a failure, you are a fruit fruit fruit.

>>5744073
Beta

>>5744094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ys4oIwj6yw

"Are they dangerous, gay people? they can be"

am I gay?

>>5744073
>just make sure you're not each other's type?
Yeah, but what do I do when that degenerate whore has a qt bf and I don't. Be happy for him like some beta?

>>5744131
Yes you faggot.

>>5744133

Hey don't be rude please I am just asking a question.

>>5744132
wouldn't that be the nice thing to do? doesn't happiness for your friend just come naturally?
are you really that twisted?

>>5744112
das me

>>5744141
>doesn't happiness for your friend just come naturally?
Usually. But I was never friends with another gay guy.
>are you really that twisted?
I am prone to envy, but I don't know if I would call that twisted.

>>5744152
first best friend was a faggot. we were both twinkish. he liked minorities and was a top. i liked daddies and was a bottom.
never once had a thing for the other. he got some before i did, but we both had our share. i was happy for him when he did. how could i be envious? he was porkin a nigger.

I want a boyfriend

>>5744157
I don't know. I don't think I could do it. Still, I guess it's good to know that I'm just the crazy one. So thanks.

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>>5744141
You're such a stupid loser I can't wait till you either stop posting or die. T'will be a glorious day.

;-;

>>5744181
Thom Yorke never lies.

>>5744159
wow me too

>>5744152

Are you me?

I sometimes feel like a sociopath because I can't feel happy for anyone. All I feel is crushing envy

>>5744301
>All I feel is crushing envy
Sorry, I'm not like that at all. Sometimes I feel schadenfreude too.

gaygen! it's been 2 days
i've missed you all so much, dear friends

Just came out to an online friend I've known for a few years, went fairly well

He said he knows what it's like to be in the closet, he's been dealing with anxiety attacks for a while and has temporarily quit uni for counselling.

How's your day going? I went to the bank and discovered I'm poor as shit!

>>5744359
welcome back bb

it's my birthday tomorrow

>>5744466
Same here! How old are you going to be? I'm turning 20!

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Getting a hair cut today, what should I get?

>>5744474
22

>>5744476
how did you get this picture of me

>>5744476
nice glasses nerd!

>>5744485
Fite me m80

>>5744481
Can't tell you or else I'd have to kill you

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Which of these names is nicer do you think?

Henry
Harry
Hank
Hal

>>5744476
you have such an original look! so nerdy!

>>5744502
I'd say Henry but that's probably because I've only ever met a Henry out of those names.

>>5744490
shut up nerd

>>5744513
I can't tell if your complimenting me or not lol

>>5744524
Pretty sure he's being sarcastic.

>>5744517
No u

>>5744502
henry
the rest sound like hicks

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would you suck kanye's dick, gaygen?

>>5744628
nah

>>5744628
Sure.

Are there such things as gay fraternities

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>>5744639
who are you kidding?

>>5744628
no romance without finance

>>5744658
I'm not.
Kanye ain't my type.

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>>5744664
given the chance you'd still suck his dick though

>>5744653
yes
i've been to one, just for a party tho so idk what it's like in general

>>5744628
for that money yeah

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Am I the only one that things Gary Oldman is hot? Especially like in the 90s.

>>5744670
Nope.
He's too gay for me.

>>5744735
I get you.
Another weird actor to find hot is David Thewlis. He's not got like an exceptional face or figure just the his body language and walk is cute.

Daily reminder that the people that post in gay gen are worthless pieces of trash.

>>5744807
He has a really weird face honestly. Something about Oldman is really hot. especially how his facial hair is.

>>5744735
he is extremly hot

I just had a pretty sexually unsatisfying hookup but it was still cozy and cuddly.

>>5744921
>tfw tranny who can't poo in loo gets more action then you do

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>>5744921

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>>5744921

>>5744925

How does this make you really feel huh? Angry? Bitter? Jealous? Envious?

>>5744956

Oh, stop.

>>5744964

You need to learn something about gaygen. If you have any happiness they will shit on you with the fury of a thousand suns. I don't know why they don't use grindr or POF or and other dating/hook up app to find people. They would rather site on here whining and crying about >tfw no bf.

>>5744990

Well that's no reason to push it in their face.
Besides, it wasn't even a happiness, my hookup was lousy.

>>5744957
>you'll never have a bf who's never done drugs

>>5745015

OR YOU COULD GO FIND ONE!

>>5745004

See what i mean?

>>5744883
yes but you're not which is why i want you to be my bf

>finding myself watching and liking chub porn as the days go by

why is this happening?

>>5745045
How chubby? If it's "just right" then you have decent taste. If it's too much then I have no choice but to shame you.

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>>5745045
Disgraceful

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaybros/

>>5745045

Because chubbies are cute and soft and big and warm?

>>5745052
>>5745054

I didn't ask for this I just get hard. i cant help it

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>>5745055
Leave

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>>5745064

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>>5742914

my eye contact with my qtp2t crush today

this is a big step guys

>>5745238
P R O O F - R E A D

>>5745238
qtp2t?

>>5745289
cutie patootie

new

>>5745323
>>5745323