>tfw don't want to be alone on valentines day >too

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>tfw no grinchposting poo friend

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>>5700314
I know this feel

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>>5700323
Wanna date bby grl?

Im gay tho so it wont work.

>>5700341
nah. Thanks for the offer, though.

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>>5700355
K

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Valentines day is the absolute corniest.

>>5700297

Valentine's day is historically unlucky for me. First of all, consider the timing. It's Flu season, and right in the middle of the year's worst month.

When I was a kid, I had valentine's day candy from school and I choked on a hard piece. for about a minute I was flailing around and it seriously occurred to me that I might be about to die. Eventually I rounded the corner and mom gave my the heimlich, saving my life. that purple, saliva-covered piece of candy looked awful big.

Some years later, a friend was dying of hodgkin's, and I was composed all the way into her room, where I instantly lost my shit. She died two weeks later, that March 1. It was the last time I saw her alive.

More generally I'm past 30 and I've never had sex with a woman (much less on Valentine's day), despite being a not-hideous bisexual male, and almost all (>99%) of men of whatever orientation having sex with a woman at some point in their lives. Admittedly if you go that long and just put up with it, it's part of who you are as a person and you can't really chalk it up to "bad luck", but I just add this third bit in to complete the overall picture.

Valentine's day is a corporate shill made for men who are stupid enough to buy expensive things for useless women just because they made a day about it.

Don't sweat it

>>5700372
Jeez, that all must be very tough for you.

General Valentines day thread? Should I ask my crush out soon he's a femboy fagot

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>tfw don't want to be alone on valentines day
>tfw I will anyways
Why do I even try

>>5700372
iktf on v-day
I lost a wife on v-day. Visit her grave every year.

>>5700381
this. fuck that shit
don't fell bad about yourself
and don't be silly desperate to slut out on this day because of societal pressure

>>5701165

haha you loved

haha you got married, you hoped and had dreams for the future! That'll show you.

gj not getting divorced though, maybe.

>>5701302
Divorced by death, more like.

Hey why are the creepiest chasers I run afoul of AFAB?

maybe you could look for an online boyfriend.

i've found one, and i'm very happy with him.

>>5703512
There are AFAB chasers? Every site and definition seems to explicitly define a "chaser" as a "guy"

I'm just gonna go to a gay bar lol

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>tfw purchased the 6' version of pic related to deal with the loneliness

>>5701165
I'm so sorry anon