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Save me edition

▶Zeemaps: https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
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▶HRT info: https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000 http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
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▶IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat #mtfg
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first for cuddles
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>>5675886
what is barbary
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>>5675864
Yes it will be I'm looking forward to it :3
But, storytime, cus there have been times where I've just talked on mdma and they've been very rewarding.
>Summer 2010, pre-everything, out to parents and one friend, about to start hrt
>At a festival with good friends, and a few new faces
>On the 3rd night we take mdma together. Returning from the mainstage to our tents, I decide to take a risk and tell them that I'm trans.
>Spend close to an hour in the tent together, I explain why I feel the way I do, what it means, and everything.
>They understand, they're unconditionally accepting, and they pretty much immediately flip their behavior. It couldn't have gone better, they immediately saw me as a girl

Fast forward, 1 year later
>Summer 2011, 1 year HRT, reasonably passing, and an entirely different and much more confident person
>Reconnect with some familiar faces from last year that I never kept in touch with.
>There's instant chemistry and attraction between me and one of the people I had met last year
>We spend large portions of the nights together cuddling and talking about our lives. He talks about his relationship woes (he currently had a girlfriend), I talk about trans woes.
>Decide to stay in touch after this year
>Become very close friends over the next few months when he realizes that not only is there attraction, but he connects with me better than his girlfriend
>In October, he breaks up with her, and shortly after we decide to go to a rave
>We had our first kiss at that rave
We stayed together until last year, it was a hell of a ride

These are the best mdma experiences I've had, bar none.
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what the fuck is that?
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>Elanna reminding me yet again that I'll never get to experience being a rave/festival slut
T-Thanks Elanna.
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>>5675888
first for kissing gem's feets
>>5675892
barbaric
barbary coast
berber

Etymology[edit]
From Middle English barbarye (“barbarian, non-Christian”)

Adjective[edit]
barbary

barbarian; non-Christian
>>5675894
sounds simply intoxicating
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>>5675883
>gif
Nope.
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>>5675899
>tfw not a rave slut
;;
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(woops. new thread)
>>5675856
>if you somehow fail at that
it's pretty easy if you have health issues and are uncomfortable reengaging social contacts just to ask people where i can get drugs. i just used mushrooms for basic health. it was easy to take for granted how easy they were to get

darknet stuff ive never used, have trouble trusting. prefer stuff i can identify by looking

idk if head shops in canada sell anything legal with normal narrow psychedelic 5-ht2 agonist pharmacodynamics anymore other than maybe seeds that would make me barf. bleh
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>>5675900
i ain't no berber. the fuck did i do
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>>5675908
tfw no qt berber gf

;_______;
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>>5675909
sry to disappoint. you already got a gf tho you clown
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>>5675900
>sounds simply intoxicating
It was. Idk, I've had my dumb "lets get fukk'd up and party" mdma experiences, but I've had some truly amazing experiences on it. Looking back, I probably would still come out to my friends on mdma in that tent. It was honestly liberating.

>>5675899
Who says you can't ;-;
I didn't think I could be either
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>>5675909
>ywn get hooked on a drug by a guy and turned out to all your old clients so he can make a few dollars
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gem is eating hummus and chips right now and literally has a 1:100 Hummus:Chip ratio going on every dip she takes

is this how domestic abuse happens?
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>>5675917
if I ate them with as much hummus as you I might as well just eat it with a spoon
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if you're vegans, yes, this is how domestic abuse always starts
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>>5675921
dude i literally have a 1:4 ratio going on

the salt on the chips compliments the hummus and creates a unique flavour blend

ur just wasting fucking chips u fucking weirdo
>>5675924
im not a vegan
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>>5675921
Gem >>5675894
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>>5675924
humans are animals too
domestic abuse is unvegan
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>>5675925
>im not a vegan
u should b safe then. in general
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So if I have a vibrating dildo where should I be putting it for max effect? It's nothing amazing just a 20 dollar 5 incher from Spencers.

I get mixed reviews too much. Some people say in butt but that doesn't feel amazing. Some people saying on top of my gt but that doesn't feel amazing either.

Is there some magical method I can apply with this thing to cum like a girl? I've been on hormones long enough now I think to get the effect. Fapping barely feels nice at all now and is more like a chore and male orgasm sucks anyways...
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>>5675911
Im in my mid twenties. And too tall. And I look like a boy. I'll never get to be all painted up while wearing little clothing and be high as fuck and dancing without care. Its too late for me. I'm already dead.
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>>5675932
Being older didn't stop anyone, just gotta pick the right music. Psytrance parties have an older crowd, lots of hippies throughout, it's basically the only scene I've ever felt at home in.
The right scenes are also very accepting, there's nothing holding you back from getting painted up and going wild.
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>>5675924
>being a vegan
we just enjoy a good dip okay

>>5675925
not even if you're talking about surface area instead of volume

>the salt on the chips compliments the hummus and creates a unique flavour blend
wow look at this nerd

you can enjoy chips without eating all the dip at once
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>>5675932
>implying people at raves care
pre everything I was out at doofs (raves in the bush) presented female, all the drugs and dick in australia for a whole weekend, you're overthinking this
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>>5675942
you won't even finish the dip if you're only eating at a 1:100 ratio. yume should slap the fuck out of you.
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>>5675927
oh sorry, I wasnt sure how to respond

that sounds really nice though :)
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>>5675931
Please God someone help me
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Am I a pretty girl? Am I going to be okay?
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>>5675948
Oh OK I'm just kinda babbling and getting nostalgic I guess sorry ^^;
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>>5675894
That sounds like a super cute experience :3
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I just finish Chapter 2 of Dysphoria is strange
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>>5675894
cute story
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>>5675883

What happens in the gif? I'm too scared to click.
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>>5675960
Why would you do that to yourself
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QUESTION.
Is there any way to tell if you're likely to pass well or not? I feel like genetics are not on my side, but at the same time there's transition timelines of manlier dudes than me becoming princesses.
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>>5675967
its a really good game
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how many days leeway after a family members birthday I should give before killing myself
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>>5675968
see if you can make yourself pass in photos with doing nothing other than shaving
That's a pretty okay indication you'll do well
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>>5675973
Yikes. I'd need the most powerful MySpace angle in the world to pull that off.
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>>5675958
>>5675965
:3
Yeh being a degenerate worked out for once
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>>5675971
365 days
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>>5675967
>>5675970
Yea, its getting amazingly good. I still dont like the time thing desu, I was expecting a more "realistic" game, not superpowers.
Also it makes me feel so bad about myself, I used to dress just like Max when I was younger except for the bag , I wish I was as cute as her.
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>Just a bunch of transfaggots drooling over anime women
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I need coping tactics for getting over the loss of qt bf first love pls, my insides hurt and I miss him
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>>5675982
>not wanting to be anime
Y?
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>>5675982
i actually have a seething hatred for anime.
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>>5675947
fucking dumb bitches dont know how to eat hummus
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>>5675992
s l a p
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>>5675947
I have sensitive taste buds okay ;~;
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>Tfw I don't want to work and just want to stay at home and flirt with qt's all night
This sucks
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>>5675986
I'll give you a hug.
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>>5675982
I secretly hate all the anime posting anons/trips because they inflate the image count to double what it used to be.

Seriously though, mtfg used to go 750 posts before hitting image limit.
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tfw ur a femboy trapped in a transgirls body
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who wants to beat the bullies with me?
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>>5676001
tfw you're a ftm trapped in a lesbian femboy's body
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>>5676004
Just suck their dicks
Turn an enemy into a friend
and when the time is write
BAM!
cut their balls off
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>>5676001
circe pls go
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>>5675998
Thank you anon ^^
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>>5676004
>tfw messed up this part
you're going to make me cry :c
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>>5675999
This
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>>5675999
I hate the anime posters too. Its like they just want to ruin the thread.
Also all they talk is hugboxing and flirting to each other.
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>>5675999
It is only a few select people who spam images constantly. We hit 1000 posts recently, if a few people just stopped it'd be fine.
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>>5676006
>getting revenge when you have you have your bullies dick in you whenever you want it
are you even trans?
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>>5676015
Guess I've never thought of that before
Always a first time for everything
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>>5676020
Absorb with the eyes young student and you will learn
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>>5676020
when in doubt take the dick

come on kuppy its like rule one to being a slut
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tfw u want to look like a cisgirl who wants to be a boy but is actually a transgirl

does anyone know this abstract feel
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>>5676027
you just want to look as dank as you feel
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Good morning my fellow hons :)
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>>5676034
good night, sleep tight
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>>5676021
I must learn the ways of the slut

>>5676023
Guess I failed slut 101 :/
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>>5676034
good morning, lovely.
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>>5676034
something that resembles positivity morning to you Angie
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>>5676041
Morning

>>5676042
>tfw no person to point a shotgun at you
Why live?
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>>5676046
i'd 'point' my 'shotgun' at you any time, qt.
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>>5676039
remedial course: grab the nearest phallic thing and shove it in you

for instance I'm getting fucked rn, but you should get a dildo or something
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>>5676039
I'll prepare the core assessment for your slut training, revise my earlier note it's important and makes up a quarter of your mark
>>5676046
tandem shotgun execution?
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>>5676051
>i will never own this mask
:'(
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>>5676049
Shouldn't I start with something smaller
Also, are you really getting fucked? Great multi-tasking
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>>5676054
>multi-tasking
i literally used to lie down and just play disgaea on the ds while my ex would fuck me. only a good dicking will actually make you feel anything.
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>>5676054
past tense only applies now
>>5676055
nothing i love more than fucking someone when they're on their phone or not paying attention

its almost like a drive to make them literally unable to multi-task by giving them a good dicking and i always love that challenge, today i succeeded in that
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>>5676049
>I'm getting fucked rn
like
right now right now
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>>5676058
nah not anymore
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>>5676057
my first ex was just fucking awful. really premature and i never felt any pleasure. like if i didn't have my ds/phone i would've just fallen asleep. once i actually told him to just 'get it over with'. my other ex fucked me so hard i couldn't feel my legs once, it was fucking surreal.
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>>5675986
I just got out of a relationship I really cared about too. It's extremely scary to me that both me and her are probably going to die without ever seeing each other again. I tend to cope with break ups like this by just spending money, which I don't recommend. But distracting yourself with things helps.

The truth is though, nothing will really help. You're going to miss him for a while, it's going to hurt. That's okay, it's healthy. It never feels like it, but things will get better. I know how it feels to have the person you love leave your life, it's like the world stops spinning. Nothing makes sense anymore. But it gets better, it always will and you already know that.

Life is great, and so are you. I hope you the best in everything you do. Cherish the good memories you have and pledge to make more in the future, in the mean time just cry and eat ice cream. We all do it.

I'm not an MTF or anything, I just saw your post and wanted to reply. So anyway, all that x10. I'm certain you're a really cool person, cheers.
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>>5676049
>I'm getting fucked rn
...I'll be in my bunk
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>>5676062
>started out with her just on her phone
>by the end of it her phone was dropped and her legs were shaking crazily and she was just laying there

8 - )
>>5676064
you're next
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>>5676047
Oh baby

>>5676051
Yes
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>>5676065
>succumbing to dick over memes
ya i take it back idk if shes a keeper, mang.
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>>5676067
I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO
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>>5676069
don't go too ham.
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>>5676071
ur not the boss of me
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>>5676072
can u repeat the question
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>>5676065
B-but o///o
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>>5676066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OsRPWRJ7PY
or we could live like this Angie, we don't need these tranny people we can slang crack on our own
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If you eat out a nip's pussy does it taste like miso?

>>5676074
your word is: niggerfaggot
>>5676076
no buts, you will succumb
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>>5676076
save urself
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>>5676078
It would be a honor to live life like that with you :')
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>>5676080
i've had worse safewords :')
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>>5676080
It doesn't sadly
I was disappointed
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who else shattered and broken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
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>>5676090
this is my agp video, pls enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyQ2Q8DPtxI
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>>5676088
What does it taste like?
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>>5676063
Thank you anon i really appreciate it. I hope everything goes well for you too, may we both consume many pounds of delicious ice cream in the next few weeks.
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Does it get better?
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>>5676100
Only if you put in effort
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>>5676090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPgO0KfAuF0
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>>5676100
Yes and no
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>>5676100
depends how you approach life, some girls get better and some don't
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>>5676100
We'll see
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>>5676093
I actually like the song itself, most of that album too, placebo might be a bit dated but I'm a fossil anyway and too much of their music hits close to home
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God morgon fellow eMpty F's.
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What is the purest form of love and why is it MD/lg?
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>>5676095
Salty pennies. Just like any other fanny.
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>>5676095
Like menchi katsu
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>>5676111
I wish I could stand the smell and taste and actually become good at doing that. The faces and moans and shivers and shaking are almost worth it, but not quite.
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>>5676112
You're my favorite avatarfag. There's something incredibly therapeutic about Filthy Frank videos. The world is an ugly place and watching someone pretend to be so terrible and filthy feels like instead of media lying to me and telling me it's actually wonderful and we're all going to be beautiful millionaires, that we should just embrace how awful everything is and live how we want.
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>>5676121
> we should just embrace how awful everything is and live how we want.

This desu! You get it!
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>>5676121
she's also a fucking cutie that i will never be good enough for.
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Do I want a bf or a gf?
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>>5676126
That's a learning process that will take you awhile to figure out most likely
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anyone wanna talk about soft, ticklish soles
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>>5676130
no, thanks.
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>>5676130
I was kissing and tickling some earlier :3
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>>5676122
Oh and also something about being yourself, but not in the positive "bee urself" way so that people accept you but that you shouldn't feel guilt for things if it doesn't hurt anyone. Truly a counter-culture role model for everyone.

>>5676123
Oh?
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>>5676126
Just let what happens, happen. I was certain I was straight and would end up with a guy, but then I fell head over heals for a girl instead. Like reverse ufuflu.
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>>5676133
does gem have cute feet?
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>>5676141
I think they're qt as fuck and kissu them all the time, she likes to shove them in my face and make me kiss them sometimes
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>>5676142
get her to post soles sometime thxxx
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>tfw he cums in ur mouth and then falls asleep and as he is laying there snoring you are wide awake and wondering how anyone can find u attractive because you don't understand and it literally doesn't make any sense
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>>5676171
>tfw I generally leave once they fall asleep so they don't have to look at me the next day
my general rule is always go to their place
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I hope you get hit by a truck today
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>>5676187
I hope I do too
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>>5676187
>tfw the drugs wear off and you may as well have been hit by a truck
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how's /mtf/ today?

i had a pretty promising interview this morning and don't quite feel like offing myself today. woo~
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how many trannys here have jobs or are in school? not being a bitch I'm just curious
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>>5676201
Elanna, stay sober on the weekend pls
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>>5676204
ive been a neet most of my life. didnt goto hs or college or anything, always lived with partners who took care of me, smoke weed all and stay inside constantly, etc.

only recently been making any progress at being an adult.
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>>5676211
I need a tolerance break so that's probably going to happen, I've been going pretty flat out since last Sunday. ;~;

>>5676204
Career student reporting in
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>>5676204
went to school, got a diploma in game design, then life was a downward spiral of abusive relationships, self harm and alcoholism.
now I'm on the borderline of managing my own store a state away from my old life
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>>5676187
<3

>>5676204
Currently working fulltime.
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>>5676204
I have a full time job. A shit job but at least it's something.
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>>5676204
High School count?

>>5676219
That's good
Good luck with that
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>>5676225
>High School count?
yes
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>>5676225
Tomorrow's gonna be hell, I just know it ;_;
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>>5676230
Oh dear
What are the withdrawal symptoms?
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>tfw so blonde and pale that your eyelashes are pretty much invisible
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>>5676237
My whole body hurts and my brain feels like mush. Nose is unhappy, so probably nosebleeds too
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>>5676241
Jesus
Rest easy tomorrow
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Elanna is my main squeeze, AMA
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>>5676245
>idolizing 4chan trips
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>tfw passable face but sound like video time related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOa_YMOzEGQ&feature=youtu.be&t=50
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>>5676245
I intend to remain in bed ;-;

>>5676247
>tfw noones squeeze
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>tfw pass but still use the men's toilet
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>>5676258
Nothing wrong with that
beds are comfy

>>5676263
Why?
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>>5676263
i used to do that all the time to skip bathroom lines when i was a bar rat

nowadays i just do it to troll whenever im somewhere more conservative
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>>5676264
Because I have a penis
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>>5676269
How would anyone know if you are in a stall?
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>>5676269
..do you use the urinal?
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>tfw feeling super manly again
>think of de-transitioning but can't even imagine it
gahhh :x someone kill me
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>>5676274
:^)

>>5676275
Yeah I sometimes get the guy at the neighbouring urinal to hold my handbag while I lift up my skirt
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>>5676279
>tfw feeling super manly again
How so?
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>>5676279
Funland anon?
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>>5676275
Don't you?
>not using a gogirl to pee at a urinal while looking guys in the eye
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>>5676279
Worst feel desu
makes you want to take a knife to your perceived manly features
Best thing to do is distract yourself
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>>5676258
I just told you, you're my main squeeze.
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>>5676285
I feel as if I should now ;-;

>>5676281
Hawt desu
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>>5676279
I shaved my head, just go on impulsive thought
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>>5676288
I'm certain that I'm not anyone's squeeze right now though. Why would you want me as a squeeze?
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>>5676298
I want this feel
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>>5676284
maybe

>>5676292
wud kill myself desu
even rn when all the hair is just bunded together i feel and look just awful

i feel so trapped ._.<
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>>5676292
w h y :(
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oh it looks like you guys wanna kill yourselves now sorry about bragging about my hot bf
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>wake up, feel sad
>having to deal with shit at work, with a shift later i don't want to go in for
>sexual harassment
>decide to fuck myself to make myself feel better
>amazing, collapse onto bed shaking
>15 minutes later, sitting on the toilet, farting out lube
>put my head in my hands
>despairingly think "where did it all go wrong?"

>tfw saturday
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>hate women with a passion
>turns out i might be trans
just kill me now 先輩
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>>5676309
10/10
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>>5676308
It's OK, at least someone here is happy
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>>5676306
long hair makes me look like a sleezy old man so I gave up
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>>5676310
That's just jealousy
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>>5676315
how long was it
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>>5676302
I want to cave your fucking skull in. You pass faggot.
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>>5676310
Be the best fucking woman ever, anon. Don't do the same shit 'they' do.
Alternatively, you might realize why they're so awful after being in their shoes.

Also you might realize you hate men in general too. Most of my friends are assholes but they tolerate how weird I am and know they have someone who is down to do shit or drink and smoke with them.
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>>5676318
shoulder length
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>>5676322
ugh pls dont shave it ever again bald is creepier.
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>>5676319
sometimes, rarely
the moment i stop trying i look the biggest man freak ever
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>>5676322
Go longer - if you can't shit on your hair you are doing it wrong
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>>5676323
you're right I should delude myself into thinking I look like a girl and not a pedophile with long hair
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Nini emteefgee
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>>5676327
youre so fucking difficult
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>>5676327
No one is saying you can't still be a pedophile
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>>5676329
bye
>>
Where do I meet other trans people irl
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I feel fat. And I am not loosing weight as fast as I want.
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>>5676329
Sleep well
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>>5676334
McDonald's
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>>5676335
HI GOLLUM C:
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>>5676335
Eat less and/or exercise more
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>>5676330
I'm not stopping you from doing as you please, what's difficult about anything I'm doing
>>5676331
with short hair I just look like a loser instead, long hair makes me look like a sex offender
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>>5676334
Trans people are a meme.
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>>5676334
Hope someone on here is near you
Or an LGBT group, which is riskier
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>>5676347
Southern Minnesota?
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>>5676349
Not it, but keep an eye out, and maybe try again at a busier hour.
We also have a zeemap again so you could stick yourself on there
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>>5676335
is this anorexia?
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>>5676350
>>5676359
Probably. Same with the other picture below
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>>5676359
It's beauty.
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>tfw hormones made you prefer girls over guys
wtf? is this normal?
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>>5676359
Not it's Sheen
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>>5676365
Hormones made me want dick more than air
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>>5676368
when did that kick in? I've only been on hrt for a couple months.
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>>5676371
When I went from 2mg to 4mg of estradiol... it was intense. If I passed I'd probably have herpes by now
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>>5676337
This is actually accurate. There are two transgirls who work at the McDonald's down the road from me.
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>>5675909
This manga looks amazing source?
Its a shame there aren't real sex drugs then maybe ud enjoy it rather than being completely frigid cause I know the only I can get off I'd doing something to gt.

>>5675247
Naw I'm pretty fucking ugly.
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>this is what a *cis* 31-year-old woman who is also a top-tier pop star looks like in the UK
brb moving to england, maybe I can pass there
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>>5676389
theres some right munters here m8
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>>5675966
Nothing has you pussies ever been on /x/?
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>>5676389
new thread edition: post cis women who look trans
hardmode: post cis women who look trans and are successful
suicide mode: post cis women who look trans, are successful and are under 30 yrs old
bonus points if they're actually also attractive
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>>5676393
Is everyone on /x/ trolling each other or are they really more delusional than us?
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>>5676366
Great. I am being confused with the fatest trip here. I was thinking about eating but fuck that now,
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>>5676413
Those are some spooky forearms
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>>5676204
Bout to go into work where I sleep all day cause it's Saturday and no one calls fedex then.
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>>5676201
What drugs I'm jelly I'm going to get some xanex and just lie in bed all day tomorrow while listing to chill music.
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>>5676435
subject of couriers, you should see australian couriers they are lazy as shit, $1.50 a box and they will outright refuse to take our defective pickups going back the way they came, easy $15 for less than 5 minutes of work
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>>5676327
did you finally get the picture that you're a man cuntbell?
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>>5676402
Half the thread population is clever trolls other half are legit crazy people. I like trolling them by going into Christian threads and saying I want to summon a Succubus or that I worship the devil while posting xfiles GIF that are completely unrelated. Also like spoiling my myself by reading about ghosts or demons.
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>tfw ftm
>tfw my mtf gf calls me mommy
>tfw i enjoy it

what do?
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>>5676440
I mean I'm in customer service but I've had the displeasure of having to explain to a customer why there package exploded cause one of our couriers thought straight vodka and driving was a good combination so he blew up Hollywood style after crashing into a ramp.
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>>5676460
Detrans
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>>5676464
should always respond with "just insure your packages :^)"
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>>5676460
Get her to call u pepe
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>>5676460
Dump her start going out with me
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>>5676470
We don't have insurance we have a claims process from hell and declares value I used to do that before they started taking points off for not showing empathy need better job...
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>>5676477
my job is to tell kids under 18 they can't have call of duty because we have an R18 rating for it here. it brings me more joy than it should
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>>5676460
Mommy Pepe?

>>5676477
Being a tranny does not mean you should have a shit job.
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>>5676484
holy shit muh dick
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>>5676413
just exercise more and eat whatever you want thats what I do ^,^
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>>5676484
Hehe I miss those days working at lame stop. This 12 year legit started to throw things once his parent a person who you can not makes this up had a Christianity tried it tshirt flipped her shit and smacked the shit out of the little turd burgular. Guess that what they meant when they said turn the other cheek lol. Kids ass Myst have been red as a baboons.

>>5676485
Well it's 10.00 an hour 40 hours a week plus your options are limited when you don't pass desu.
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Goyahou ozaimasu
It feels a lot later than it is since I woke up at four and went back to a very troubled sleep
I'm exhausted
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Cutest trip personality?
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im going to beat up off all you fucking faggots up If you dont quit hit on my Boy friend
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>>5676505
Kit
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>>5676505
Yume she makes me laugh that's pretty cute yo.

Worst trip personality?
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>>5676505
Lizbell
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>>5676499
move to SF,Portland or Melbourne
>>5676507
who
>>5676513
pls
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>>5676505
I'm a professional cuteposter
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>>5676511
aife
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>>5676509
I want to kiss her
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>>5676507
With so much thirsty trannies around why should he just settle with one - namely you in this case?

>>5676518
Ayyife.
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How to build up wardrobe?

I pretty much just wear female versions of my old clothes. Plaid shirts, skinny jeans and plain T's.
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>>5676525
because im perfect bitch
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>>5676515
Portland is for Cuties would if I could sanfran is expensive as fuck for a failed artist, not sure bout melbourne is that austrailia cause that place is scary or melbourne florida wish i miss it so much.
If I get a job where i can work from home im golden and can leave tbis shithole of a state god hate tn.
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>>5676532
>portland for cuties

Good one :^)
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>tfw when the dick makes u straight again
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>>5676530
Lol y-yeah

Cause genetics and terrible doctors are a thing.

>>5676525
>>5676518


You had one job it's Kayla you retards.
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>>5676536
>tfw the boypussy makes you straight again
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>>5676540
O_O
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>>5676528
Apparently not. If you were perfect you would intimidate all dem ho's away.

>>5676538
Kayla doesn't have a personality. He's a walking black hole of retardation.

>>5676536
How did the date went?
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>>5676513
>cutest
pushing it a little there.

>>5676538
>kayla
you're entitled to your opinion. i know for a fact that i'm the worst. ;)
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>>5676536
Don't you have a crush on one or two of the trips?
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>>5676542

>>5676541
im serious
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>>5676542
I actually had a lot of fun!! We had dinner and then went to an arcade and he won me a little stuffed animal :3 and then we came back to my apartment and talked for like another hour, started making out, I sucked his dick and swallowed his cum, and then I fell asleep as small spoon
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>>5676545
>pushing it
that anon is so far off, I'm as ugly a personality as I am physically
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>>5676547
the weak should fear the strong
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>>5676549
K thanks for sharing the details
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>>5676546
Kinda but it's mainly just fun to be a flirt desu
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>>5676553
you've been doing pretty silly shit lately and it breaks my heart. i just wish you could find happiness but whatever. i'm kind of a disappointment so i can't judge others.
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>>5676549
cute desu
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Days starting off great so far see the new girl she's everything I wish I looked like beautiful hair, gorgeous eyes, c cups big hips perfect proportions, holds the door open for me. T-thanks God I hate this dysphoria crap someone buy me all the surgeries so I can feel normal for once.

>>5676540
Fucking a guy up his stinky butte no.
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>>5676541
and by boypussy i mean it literally
>>5676563
fucking a guy? yeah, stinky butt? no
vag my man
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>>5676549
Too much detail madds, way too much. I am glad you had fun.
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>>5676542
True true still it's the worst thing here like omg when will it leave

>>5676545
N-no
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>>5676568
no to which? both are fact. my opinions are fucking gospel.
>>
EDGAR
EDGAR
EDGAR
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>>5676561
other than posting about it here I've made the right decisions otherwise
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>>5676570
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>>5676567
>>5676558
S-sorry I was just excited. Thanks tho <3
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>>5676571
Is that scat and vomit aficionado still posting here?
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>>5676576
You're really starting to piss me off son
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>>5676559
W-which trips?
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>>5676579
Yes he anon posts sometimes. It's very easy to spot his brand of autism.
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>>5676578
you little sluttt
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>>5676581
>tfw fashion class
>tfw i dunno what im doing
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>>5676579
The darklord should be here any minute
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tfw no surgery for ribcage

:/
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>>5676594
Idgi ur ribcage looks cute
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>>5676576
it's true though.
>>5676575
i just hope you can be happy one day. it really pains me.
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>>5676584
>>5676592
This general just can't seem to get rid of fuck-ups. While anyone remotely interesting leaves after a few months.

>>5676594
And hips.
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>>5676594
>tfw no surgery for ribcage
>tiny ribs
absolutely
>>5676597
not while I still have any delusion of being or even looking like a woman
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>>5676596
ehh, idk, it feels wide. but thanks :/
>>5676598
i mean hrt gives hips, i'm pretty happy with hip growth. can't you get hip implants anyway?
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>>5676601
then date me so i can slip you hormones in your drinks. although someone else has the same idea so my existence is pretty fucking pointless.
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>>5676601
Whingie can you stop whining? I don't know what's worse, you being all passive-aggressive or being a little bitch.
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>>5676598
Skirts like that are a god-send for us inverted triangles. Particularly those of us who are also short!

want/10
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>>5676604
I think I'd be better suited to staying a mental freak and not a physical one
>>5676606
I'm not angie
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>>5676598
>anyone remotely interesting leaves after a few months.
i mean that's the nature of transition, right?
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>>5676602
>hrt gives hips
Riiiight.

>>5676608
So who are you? whingie 2.0?
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>>5676610
epic
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>>5676608
I've decided I'm going to keep posting anime gifs at you and bullying you into starting hrt over Skype
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>>5676608
why not both :') i mean i did it and im a lot happier even if i'm an abomination.
>>5676610
hrt during puberty affects your hipbones or some bullshit (so it doesn't mean anything to any of us lmao)
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>>5676610
>Riiiight.
i mean you won't have kim kardashian hips, but neither will most cis girls
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>>5676609
Feel like a few people leave because of some of the morons / garbage that plagues this thread
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>>5676612
wrong crowd for anime posting
>>5676613
>why not both
I need my job
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>>5676610
HRT will encourage fat to start collecting in your lower half. So, thighs, butt, hips... It helps. I heard a rumour that cycles gaining and losing weight while on HRT will help speed up the process of fat accumulating that area.

Obviously you lose and gain weight naturally, so it will happen eventually regardless.
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I should've went with cheek implants instead of fat grafting,
All the fat in my cheeks are gone and my face looks very sunken in
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>>5676616
or they get doxxed or know they have it good
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>>5676618
HRT if you take it early befoer your pelvic bones fuse can widen hips, the actual bone part, not just your fat distribution.
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>>5676620
Isn't there a risk of infection with implants?
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>>5676625
Risk I'm willing to take
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>>5676615
That should be you'll never have the hips of most cis girls. Plastic fantastic does not count.

>>5676618
That's been parroted everywhere with nothing to back it up. Which is not really surprising considering how much borderline anorexics there are.

>>5676626
It wouldn't have helped you.
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>>5676615
Yeah. There are a lot of girls with smaller hips. Some of them are probably a little insecure about it, but changing your style can draw emphasis to your lower body while minimizing your upper half.

Try bottoms with brighter colours and fuller skirts!

>>5676624
Oh I know. I'm just saying that the fat helps as well.

Wish I could put on some weight, though. Being 95lbs is no bueno.
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>>5676628
You seem upset
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>>5676628
How do you know?
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>>5676615
You have no hips, are you blind?
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>>5676622
Wasn't really around all the doxxing crap this thread attracts some pretty disgusting people even for 4chan
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so update on my valentine it turns out that she does wanna have sex after our date and shes willing to teach me how.

im just not sure if im 100% on board with using my gt. im dysphoric about it but i wanna try sex for the first time too

its a conflicting feel @_@;;
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>>5676618
does it move fat away from the upper back?
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>>5676644
Why do you have fat in your upper back?
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>>5676628
>>5676637
lmao, you have so much internalized ideas of what a woman looks like, from porn and male socialization and media telling you kim kardashian is hot. baka, leave your house and go hangout with some girls that aren't in anime or porn.
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>>5676646
trying too hard go away
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>>5676641
some people here will hate you if you do it
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>>5676646
Lmao cool your T rage hon. You have skinny legs not hips, I look exactly the same and so does every other skinny person.
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>>5676654
why? seems like a weird thing to get mad about
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>>5676646
Have you even read my post? I don't think KK is hot. I just told you plastic fantastic does not count. And you are psychoanalyzing two different people.
>>
welp i just woke up and its 3:30pm
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>>5676650
>>5676655
lol, let me draw a picture for you, since its so difficult for you to see.

and lmao, have to resort to calling someone a hon, cause you don't understand basic human anatomy of what hips are, kek
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>>5676661
Why such a lazy worthless sack of shit?
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Sunken cheeks suck
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>>5676661
dude drugs lmao
>>
fucking hell, ordering flowers online is hard
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>>5676641
give into your black nature and rape her korra
>>5676662
absolute tragedy of a body you should definitely kill yourself right away
>>
>>5676664
Yeah implants might be a good idea
>>
>>5676662
No shit you have hips but they're skinny guy hips. This is sone delusion.
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>>5676663
dunno, you tell me anon
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>>5676671
I don't have the money.
Thought fat grafting would be enough but I was sorely wrong
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>>5676670
>>5676672
alright haha you guys can have fun moping, i'll just sit here laughing and enjoy the fact my body shape looks like a VS angel rather then a pornstar fucktoy.
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>>5676679
Okay dude
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>mfw this thread
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>>5676644
I have no idea honestly. Muscle mass in the upper back will be reduced, but fat? I've never read anything about it either way. I don't think that's the first place fat will accumulate in either sex, so I suggest... maybe losing weight if it's a big problem, because you may be overweight.

>>5676679
It's not like there's anything wrong with smaller hips anyway. It's just another body type. The anons can be mean sometimes, but they wouldn't be here if they were happy, so I feel bad for them.
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>>5676677
I thought small % of fat is permenant
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>>5676689
When I first had ffs, my cheeks had more life to them. They were fuller unlike now. I look like a meth addict
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update: it's almost 11 am and he still here. made breakfast and everything. still thinkin bout that dick tho.
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>>5676662
its be more convincing if its not at an angle
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>>5676688
Why are you hugboxing?
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>>5676700
please bring some life back into the thread Edie
>>5676702
you should have tacos for dinner tomorrow, no one can be sad with tacos
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>>5676700
don't fuck it up, give him a breakfast bj
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>>5676700
Hi :/
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>>5676702
Heat is superior DDS hasbando.
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>>5676705
i'm not sad. i can't feel anything anymore. you should eat tacos every night, then. i would take you up on the offer if i had access to any.

>>5676712
heat is just a manifestation of angst.
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>>5676704
Because I, like a lot of people, think small hips are cute. Seriously, it's not a big deal, and the fashion choices inverted triangles can get away with are adorable as hell.
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>>5676713
Heat is my boyfriend and so he is yours,
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>>5676701
this was as close to straight on as i could take

>>5676688
i don't even care what some anons think about my personal attractiveness or passability, i'm just trying to make some people less depressed, to show that you don't have to look like a pornstar to pass.
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>>5676722
i don't think i would want to be in a relationship anymore. being a constant disappointment in a social setting is painful enough, bringing someones feelings into the matter won't help.
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>>5676723
neat. heres mine
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>>5676705

wait what's going on lol

>>5676706

idk we might fuck again in a bit, but I'm not sure. I told him I didn't have plans today so I was like "it's okie sleep" but he STILL IN BED LMAO. like he got up and everything then went back to it. I literally just heard him make a sexy tired noise from the bedroom, help

>>5676709

hi wat up
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>>5676726
>calling someone a manifestation of angst
>talking like this
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>>5676714
Nice back handed compliments lmao
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Hello again.
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>>5676723
>i'm just trying to make some people less depressed

good! I really appreciate that. Thanks for being a positive force :)

>>5676732
Nothing back-handed about it, anon. I mean it.
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>none of my boy clothes fit exactly right anymore
this is a wonderful feel
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>>5676731
there's no angst in my words and that doesn't make my assessment any less valid.
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>>5676713
taco's will only make me somehow fatter than I already am
>>5676728
just some person posting their hips over for some reason and then I gave moko space herpes, she is incredibly sick
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>>5676727
youre a faggot
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>>5676727
nice, :/ its just so sad seeing people have such stupid standards of femininity in their head, its like a huge pit of woe, pretty much the result of being a neet i guess. just wish i could make some people happier and want to kill themselves a little less
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>>5676742
You're unbelievably stupid. Just fuck off back to whatever shit hole you came from.
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jesus, I had a dream where I was in the local mall and I was kidnapped and taken to a castle and dropped in a hole in the dirt outside of it. I fell and when I landed everything was animated like a cartoon, then I realized I was like playing like a strange version of castlevania but all the bosses were mtfg trips.
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>>5676723
> i'm just trying to make some people less depressed, to show that you don't have to look like a pornstar to pass.
>doesn't post face.
you're not really showing anyone any different.
>>5676740
i think happiness has higher priority than your weight.
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>>5676745
No you didn't
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>>5676745
Humans are born to live. from the moment you are thrown into the universe you breathe, eat, drink, procreate. It is what we do as living organisms. but why would one procreate, let alone find a reason to stay alive without something to stay alive for. Humans don't stay alive for the sake of survival, But rather for the sake of things that bring purpose: religion, art, music and love. in an endless oblivion of darkness and space, humans are the only species primitive to care. you must do what you love. The best things in life will always end in conflict. That is why humans are primitive
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>>5676745
thats really lame
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>>5676745
undertale?
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>"You're a very intelligent young man."
>"Wow, I didn't expect a boy to be this good at sewing!"

This week has been filled with painful compliments.
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>>5676741
well my exes sucking my dick sure is behaviour associated with two sweaty men

>>5676742
eh

>>5676744
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>>5676740

will moko survive do u think? I always liked her. also lmao. who cares if u have hips or not. I have a huge hip measurement but like no waist cause fat and small torso and now I'm dieting. lots of ppl are like that who cares.

>>5676745

now which boss was I tho

>>5676754

you know some sexist people lol
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>>5676728
Tired at work
Thinking of going for cheek implants since fat grafting to cheeks didn't do much
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>tfw you are a neckbeard sperglord so you know that even if you do transition it won't be remotely convincing

hero time
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>>5676758
>you know some sexist people lol

I live in Germany. Nearly everyone I know is sexist in some way.

>"Hey, [birthname], do you want to follow the WOMEN into the cosmetics store XDDD"
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>>5676746
you know I don't do the happiness thing, come see some cats instead
>>5676758
she might make it, just has to lay off the indian food. my fat looks like hips so whatever they're going for I don't get it
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>>5676765
what did you expect in the great Caliphate of Germany
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>>5676767
I hope I'll get to move away eventually. You'd love it here, though. The bald kids down the street would welcome you with open arms.
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>>5676759

why does it matter how full ur cheeks are

>>5676765

EW lol. I'm so sorry.

>>5676766

rip moko
also ye idk. I'm surprised ppl care that much like its just a part of our bodies and cis women have the same body shape so who caresssss
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>>5676766
shame i can't feed you tacos. cats won't fix my body. so i guess we're both displeased.
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>>5676764
Why would that stop you anon? Just look at this thread.
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>tfw brit
>tfw on the phone to customer service in the states to cancel an order and refund me
>tfw called 'Ma'am' the whole time
>voice passes

>tfw i like my hips
>left side of body is more masculinised than right side
>forever ugly
>kill me
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>>5676774
I want to hug you
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>>5676758
>now which boss was I tho
for some reason you were the dungeon boss, and I think the main boss was elanna for some reason but she was flying around in a mini floating ship that was shaped like a vagina, I need to stop thinking about srs
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>>5676781
why?
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>>5676782
you make me laugh sometimes, puffnips. keep it up.
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>>5676782

L M A O
where is holic we need someone talented to illustrate this shit
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>>5676783
you're not allowed to die, I won't let you
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>>5676790
what does this have to do with your desire to hug me?
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>>5676790
Well everyone dies eventually
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>>5676796
it just makes me sad
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>>5676780
They are just hugboxing you anon.
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>>5676784
>puffnips
this name is cute
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>>5676801
well you can hug me as much as you want if you can even tolerate the sight of me. i don't know if it's going to help you at all.
>>5676805
i already told you it's a term of endearment.
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>>5676805
>miss cock
this name is not cute.
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>>5676805
>conetits
this name is cuter
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>>5676808
>if you can even tolerate the sight of me

Please see a therapist for your borderline personality disorder.
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>>5676809
>>5676810
meme game on point. you two are savages.
>>5676812
i don't have that disorder, though. i'm just a hon, sheesh.
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Leave this general lizhon
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>>5676808
I doubt that will be an issue. and lets not worry about what will help me
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>>5676659
people here are weird
i would recommend not dicking people
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>>5676815
>hon
I never transitioned, or will
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>yfw 95% of the girls in this general have glaringly obvious psychological issues besides gender dysphoria that never get diagnosed because nearly everyone self-medicates
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>>5676815
what are you going to do about it? ;)
>>5676817
then i don't know what it'd accomplish.
>>
so anyway i never got Butt & Shoes to connect to the server so i uninstalled it
now i'll never know if it's fun
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>>5676819
of you're gonna go vintage use more darker minimalist stuff like a pencil skirt with a blouse
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>>5676821
Then get the fuck out of here sir
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>>5676815
Why the liz hate? Shes nice.
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>>5676832
She's you in a decade.
>>
I'm moving out this coming monday. Should I come out to my mom before or after? I'll also have my first appointment with the local self-help group on tuesday.
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>>5676836
Tough call, it's only two days, so I'd say before.
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>>5676836
Its not like a trans group therapy is it, never go to trans group therapy
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>>5676832
>>5676834
>she
>the anon also thinks I'm the hon I post
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>>5676836
Depends on how you think she will react
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>>5676812
>>5676822
would you like me to indulge your bait?
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>>5676843
I don't think she'll take it badly, but I am emotionally pretty distanced from her and opening myself up just feels weird.
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>heading to hometown this weekend
>going to be dead named and called he, him, dude, bro for the next three days

Existence is pain to us Meeseeks
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>>5676850
must be nice having a hometown
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>>5676850
is your dead name "golfer" caddy?
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>>5676858
it's kind of depressing how one of my motivators to live is to raid your hard-drive and look at all of your pictures.
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>>5676864
you won't mind much that's exciting but you're free to look
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Can girls be chasers?
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>>5676870
pfffffft. you know, on second thought i think looking at your puuung folder would just make me cry. :\
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>>5676872
sure women can chase black men
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>>5676872
Yup, like half the girls here are chasers.
Also please post butt.
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>>5676803
maybe, probably not though
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>>5676873
it's my favorite folder, have beens to lighten up the thread instead
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>>5676850
Bro!
You look like you bulked up. Looking good!

>>5676881
I was joking anon.
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>>5676854
No, yeah, it's great going to place where everyone grew up with you so they will never ever see you as anything more than their pitiable faggot of a friend who's now pretending to be a girl.

>>5676858
It's Cadillac, actually.

>>5676872
Of coursh.
>>
anyone else start having animals act strange around you? dogs never used to bark at me but now they do, and my cats avoid me when they never used to
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>>5676885
>anything more than their pitiable faggot of a friend who's now pretending to be a girl
Well they aren't all that wrong.
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>>5676882
did you happen to post jake the mus the other night or am i drunk
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>>5676885
For what reason are you heading back?

On an unrelated note, have some Goats:
https://youtu.be/NE7MpzyfGkc
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Follow up question is it OK to date a potential chaser?
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>>5676897
you listen to me liz the bell is no slave
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>>5676906
Depends what you're looking for...
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>>5676908
cook me some tacos
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>>5676906
Is that really a question worth being discussed?
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>>5676911
omg I am dying, I'll put some makeup on since I look like shit
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I just ate 2/3's of a family sized pizza. I regret nothing. NOTHING!!!
Now excuse me while I go purge.
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>>5676918
>tfw don't know how to do makeup even after 4 years of fulltime
whoops lol.
no but for real, i will hug the fuck out of you for bringing back my memory of that movie.
>>5676920
i used to eat the whole thing. i regret everything.
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>trying to make plans to go out today
>been emailing with 2 other people since Wednesday to make plans
>one of them has replied like twice to a long chain of emails in that time
>she still hasn't responded today if she could drive us or what time we should meet
jfc it's not hard to respond to e-mails
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>>5676926
it's a fantastic movie and eyeopening for a lot of people that have never seen households like that.
more memes
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I really hate cutting onions
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>>5676950
but it's just your average happy family!
it's pretty early, shouldn't we be in bed? you're the one with a job, y'know. i mean unless you have today off, then i could do this forever.
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>>5676958
sunday is my one day off this week, manager interview on monday
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>>5676906
you don't have to worry about chasers ;)
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>>5676956
hold some water in your mouth
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>>5676961
but today is ..holy shit, i am retarded. good luck with the interview. god i want to work at EB now just to shit on the hopes and dreams of codkiddies. sounds dreamy.
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>>5676883
>come out to oldest friend
>"you're my brother and I love you man"
They're doing their best.

>>5676898
My friend for 18+ years is coming back from China for the first time in years and I want to see him.

>>5676906
Personally it's crushing being treated as a masturbatory aid but some people say they don't mind.
>>
>>5676872
yes of course
>>5676906
probably
>>5676956
spill your blood to appease the vegetable god
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>>5676883
well i don't got much of a sense of humor today, i gotta go into work in 30 minutes and press a grievance over sexual harassment after a colleague groped my boobs and was taking creepshots of me and sending to her friends 'because i'm a brave inspiration' fuck
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>>5676893
Yeah my dad's dog acts like she doesn't know me after I started HRT and it's sad.
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>>5676965
>good luck with the interview
thank you! I have one for my store and a potential for another if that doesn't happen
>just to shit on the hopes and dreams of codkiddies.
they try to bargain with you too
>>
>>5676974
which part of china?
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>>5676991
I don't remember actually. Not any of the major cities.
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>>5676980
>after a colleague groped my boobs and was taking creepshots of me and sending to her friends 'because i'm a brave inspiration' fuck
I laughed. It must be nice being around someone crazier than you are.

>>5676983
You smell different.
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>>5676985
i'm sure you'll do great. just playing out that eb fantasy in my head almost makes me smile. almost. i fucking hate kids.
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>>5676974
I don't think people can simply ignore decades of knowing you. No matter what you do you'll always be the insecure spaz (generally speaking).
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>>5676998
i'd fake a suicide attempt if it would inspire her to actually kill herself
>>
>>5676885
>Cadillac

So your parents knew you were going to be queer from the start, huh?
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>>5676998
Yeah I assumed that's what it was. She used to be crazy about me when I came home now she's really cautious.

>>5677004
I mean, I get it. They see what I see. Some with my parents. You don't just look at someone a certain way for 20+ years then change the way you see them, at least not in a short amount of time, if ever.
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I want to pass.
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>>5677013
i want to pass away. :')
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>>5677015
Me too tbqhon
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>>5677009
My middle name is Mitsubishi since they knew I was going to be a weeb too.
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>>5676770
Cause I want them big old puffy cheeks.
I don't want cheeks that make me look like a meth addict.
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>tfw u start self-harming again

>>5676956
>>5676964
I've heard a metal spoon can help
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>>5677024
>tfw can't pass because cheeks are too puffy
;_;
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>>5677019
hi bb i need to talk to you about boys' crotches and why they smell so gr8 soon
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>>5677029
why
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>>5677033
Mkay but I have to warn you I'm gay now lol just kidding I'm just a whore
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>>5677029
>think about cutting myself because epilating hurts too much

What the fuck is my brain even doing?
>>
>>5677029
Get someone to do it to you and then brag here about having a bf/gf.
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>>5677046
why is everyone always gay when i'm not >.> looking at u elanna
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>>5677033
>>5677046
That is no way for a lady to speak... or behave.
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>>5677010
The solution is to fake your death, run away and start a new life in some banana republic.

>>5677054
Isn't elana just lonely?
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>>5677034
Idk, I think the metal was supposed to react with some of the chemical compounds that would otherwise cause irritation, tho it might make more sense if it has something to do with how the tongue/taste reacts to metals

>>5677050
wouldn' that probably hurt more tho? like hair-pulling pain is certainly shocking but not rlly that bad

>>5677052
they're way more gentle and cautious with me tho
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>tfw tiny man lips
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>>5677076
i meant self-harming.
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>>5677066
>Isn't elana just lonely?
arent alot of us lonely? ;_;
>>
>>5677081
cus I'm worthless garbage and hate myself of course
>>
>>5677082
Most of you don't erp like a cringy neckbeard so I would say that no, you are not lonely.
>>
>>5677087
With that kind of attitude you should do porn. A bit of money and a bit more humiliation.
>>
*whips out dick*

Meet Lady Limb, she's been a very bad girl. Do you want to punish her?
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>>5677032
that isn't even a thing, puffy cheeks are good for passing, not hollow man cheeks like mine
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>>5677094
I prefer miss cock.

>>5677100
It makes my face look big and big face is manly.
>>
sheen passed away last night
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>>5677105
sheen rises again every morning like an obese phoenix.
>>
>>5677092
lol I'm too gross for porn and I don't rlly care about money
a snuff film could be nice but I don't want much of a record of my existencce
>>
>>5677107
i'm in love with you right now
>>
>>5677121
I love you too anon in a non-sexual platonic way.
>>
Post your 5 favorite trips go!
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>>5677142
>trips
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>>5677092
how do you do porn when you are too gross for porn?
asking for a friend...
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>>5677151
same
>>
liz
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>walk by mirror
>for a split second see a girl
>feel happy
>make the mistake of walking back to mirror
>see only an ugly man
i just want to pass
why did fate choose this nightmare for me?
>>
>>5677169
Kyle, stop telling lies on the internet and pretending to be a girl and come eat your grilled cheeses.
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>>5677169
Buy a gun and shoot yourself my man.
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>>5677169
>Avoid mirror about 99% of the time
>have to look in mirror to shave
>tfw instant sadness
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*squats down and takes a BIG stinker on the thread*
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>>5677174
How did you know I made a grilled cheeser for breakfast?

>>5677181
Why don't you do it Lain?

>>5677183
electrolysis can fix that, but its $80 a session
>>
>>5677174
One of these days Sheila I'm going to drown him in my pool if he's not ceasing his sissy commie ways.
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>>5677142
anna, frenchfry, raifu, DVA, dollface
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>>5677192
*fart*
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>>5677193
Wow, can you not attack me you sick crossdressing faggot?
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>>5677205
1 738
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>>5677142
anna elanna Caddy sheen Angie
but srsly don't make me pick I love you all
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>>5677207
lmao
>>
>tfw captcha is pizza
just fucking kill me
>>5677151
>lookinginthemirror.jpg
>>5677183
>tfw you have to look in the mirror to shave and throw on foundation
>>
Is there a list of all the trips somewhere???
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>>5677214
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>>5677207
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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>>5677142
Anna, Alice, Carol, Fimbulvet, gem
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he gone now :c so my night went as follows.

>artist guy comes over and i'm super happy to see him
>kiss him a tiny bit, my red lipstick is already getting everywhere
>it literally looks like ur wearing my lipstick lmao
>"it's going to be a mess but it'll be fineeeee"
>kisses me harder and deeper, pulls me in closer
>pushes me up against the wall near my door frame, his hands are all over me
>hands up my top, hands up my skirt, touching everywhere grabbing everything
>i tell him to take off his clothes and shove him on the bed
>he says "woaaahoho" and smiles, taking everything off quick
>take my clothes off and i'm in all red lace lingerie
>"damn. i like your outfit."
>he pulls me in and then gets on top of me, and starts messing with my body
>want him BAD at this point, get lube and hurriedly get ready to fuck
>i'm pulling at his body and he shoves it in me balls deep
>literally fucks me like an ex-convict who hasn't had sex in 25 years
>SLAMS into me deep and hard af, bites me everywhere, chokes me
>"you're so beautiful... i've missed you........"
>tell him i missed him too because...i did
>we're making out a lot and pulls me towards the edge of the bed and then bends me over it
>pulls my hair hard af and rails me, pulls me up and massages my tits while we fuck standing up
>pushes me up against the door frame, fucks me against that
>literally picks me up and fucks me in mid-air while holding me up
>this continues for about an hour till i beg him to cum while i'm riding him, and he cums buckets
>he makes cute moans and i giggle
>he says "WHY ARE YOU GIGGLING OMG" and starts laughing

(cont.)
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>>5677223


>kiss even more and hug for awhile, and he puts his pants on and lays down with me
>i ask him what his plans are for the rest of his night, what he's doing etc
>"UM...ARE YOU TRYING TO KICK ME OUT RIGHT NOW???"
>"I HAVE NO PLANS, I'M HERE WITH YOU. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!"
>o-oh
>he brings up the x-files ep i didn't see so we watch that and cuddle/kiss lots
>we basically talk through the whole ep about a ton of things and laugh and stuff
>he's stroking my hair, holding me, tracing my body with his fingertips until he falls asleep
>we sleep together till i get up at 9, tell him i can't sleep
>"i could still sleep i think."
>i tell him okie and he should try, and i go make breakfast and do things
>he gets up for a sec and after i'm done i come back to bed and cuddle for another hour or so
>it's now past noon and he needs to go to work, tells me he doesn't want to and holds my hand tight
>cuddle for a while longer till he has to get up, and then kiss lots before he goes

he's LITERALLY the best sex i've ever had, it's insane. idek what to do with myself now i'm just laying down with a big smile on my face lmfao. what a great friday/saturday this has been.
>>
>>5677207
You told me to kill myself. Fuck you, I don't even know why you feel you have the right to say that shit to me you fucking inbred little twerp.
>>
>>5677230
>white trash retard
>calling anyone inbred
that's rich
>>
>>5677142

ufufu
raifu
ricky
DVA
SWG
>>
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>>5677142
in no particular order

Gem
Yume
Elanna
Myna
Oddish
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>>5677223
post butt
>>
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>>5677142
raifu, gem, yume, faye, rickyanon
>>
>>5677205
haha nice one *wi-five* my gal pal
>>5677219
p sure theres a way to look at it on the archive
>>5677237
whoah... it means a lot
>>
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>>5677230
You need help, miss cock.
>>
>>5677223
>>5677229
*starts fapping*
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIZBB6znPm4 dem comments.
>>
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>>5677230
i have the right to tell you this:

ur a man
>>
>>5677253
Just because I wasn't a privileged little twerp like you who passes only because you never physically worked a day in your life, doesn't mean i am less of a girl.
>>
>>5677142
Edie
Maddie
Lizbell
Angie
Plant
>>
>>5677258
T-rage
T-rage
T-rage
>>
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>>5677258
go fap in your frilly panties, kyle
>>
>>5677258
actually i had a serious year of repression where i made serious gains and i'm still starving off the last of them now. i pass because i'm not a crossdressing sick freak. it has nothing to do with your body. your actions are sickening beyond belief.
>>
>>5677142
me ;)
angie
lizbell
oddish
my second trip i guess.

like usually id be the autist shitting on people that put namefags in a trip list but whatever i'm too emotionally exhausted right now.
>>
>>5677258
>cant get a job for crap
>lies about getting interviews for attention
>insults others for never having worked
oh i am laffin
>>
I'm thinking about setting up a team for Terraria over Steam, anyone interested? I've also got the following multiplayers:
Starbound
Warframe
Magicka
Risk of Rain
GTA5
Saints Row 3 and 4
Civilization 5
Smite
>>
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>>5677260
yay i made it ^_^
>>
>>5677273
>it has nothing to do with your body
thats all this is about, I don't pass according to mtfg so you people make fun of me.
>>
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>>5677276
don't forget about his bridge blueprints drawn in ms paint
>>
>>5677276
When I say work, I mean shit like me and sheen both did, heavy construction, it ruins bodies and none of you ever picked up a shovel in your lives.
>>
>>5677279
I'll play gta with you, steam and social club are both Pixlefox
>>
>>5677142
Kittlez, Lizzlez, Sheenis, Jormsy, anon
>>
>>5677238

n o

>>5677251

lmao!! it was so hot ugh. 2good

>>5677273
>>5677207

why r u being so mean to kayla tho like i've been mean too and she says some problematic shit but she's been pretty good lately and like at least if everyone's nice to each other we can move on and this place can be more positive because of it yknow
>>
>>5677276
You don't understand, there are no jobs good enough for miss cock.
>>
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>>5677284
i just told you that's not what it's about. it's about the way you perceive things, the things you say, and the things you do. that is why you don't pass.

(that and ur dress sense is pathetic, like you)
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6743912
http://strawpoll.me/6743912
http://strawpoll.me/6743912
http://strawpoll.me/6743912


VOTE LADS FOR THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN THE WINNER BECOMES "QUEEN" OF MTFG
>>
>>5677142
Lizbell
Kit
Maddie
Sheen
Caddy
>>
>>5677297
y es
>>
>>5677302
who the fuck is remy, kathy, pan, peach, sarah, eleri? i don't know half the people there
>>
>>5677300
My dress sense is pathetic? at least I make an effort to look like a girl and not some emo teen in a hoodie. You people bitch about not passing but most of you never fem it up, but yeah I forgot, for some reason if anyone of you dresses feminine then its considered to be 1950's oppresses women fetishism or whatever because you are a tumbler faggot.
>>
>>5677297
you and i both know it's beyond "problematique". the place is positive when he isn't around because nobody else comes out with the same retarded shit he is prone to spout at any given moment. you have seen people try to be nice and give advice. he is beyond help and i wish he would take the hint and go back to susans.
>>
>>5677308
I only included people who've posted in the last 3 threads.

I couldn't fit everyone my friend
>>
>>5677309
It's your moms dress sense though.
>>
>>5677302
No liz no buy
>>
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>>5677309
>at least I make an effort to look like a girl
>>
>>5677308
>m-muh old mtfg
>>
>>5677309
>I make an effort to look like my mom
>>
>>5677142
Anne
Elanna
Lalalilly
Lizbell
Gem
>>
>>5677302
>no lainanon
into the trash it goes
>>
>>5677309
you have a disgustingly warped sense of what you think feminine is
>>
>>5677279
I'll also ask again when the thread is less kayla'd
>>
>>5677142
Kalya
Korra
Pan
Spoofy
Edgar
>>
>>5677309
I'm really confused as to how someone can be like Chris Chan levels of lolcow and be aware of it but still take the bait at every turn. When I knew you on /cd/ I liked to think it was a joke and you were just a very dedicated troll.

Gain some self awareness or something
>>
>>5677337
>im someone's favourite

t-thanks
>>
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>>5677307

n
o

>>5677311

i think she adds just as much as anyone else tbqh, and even if i do think she shouldn't be here or that it would be better for her or us if she didn't post as often, she's made it very clear several times that she has no one else to talk to and she's not going anywhere. if u have a problem with what she says just filter her or ignore it.
>>
>>5677339
i seriously thought it was a really well thought out troll too. talks like a normie still after years of exposure to chan culture. idgi.
>>
>>5677350
are you dumb
>>
REMEMBER THE ALGORITHM ON THE WINDOW AT KIRKLAND?

REMEMBER THE ALGORITHM ON THE WINDOW AT KIRKLAND?

REMEMBER THE ALGORITHM ON THE WINDOW AT KIRKLAND?

REMEMBER THE ALGORITHM ON THE WINDOW AT KIRKLAND?

REMEMBER THE ALGORITHM ON THE WINDOW AT KIRKLAND?
>>
>>5677354
i rly don't want to get into an argument with someone i actually kind of like over someone i would gladly see gassed.

we just have different opinions on how almost universally disliked people should be dealt with. why should it be ignored when it disrupts the entire thread? for example, >>5677336 we can't even talk about steam groups or playing with each other because he won't stop shitting up the thread with his inane bullshit that makes everyone mad no matter how hard you try. if 100% of the thread doesn't filter him, it won't fix it. it'll stay the same. and so i choose to try to make him leave.
>>
>>5677362
??
>>
>>5677279
i'm down for any game i have so all of em save for starbound desu.
id/stacylightningtits
>>
You are now existing manually
>>
>>5677393
You are now thinking about my cock
>>
>>5677393
You are now breathing manually.
>>
>>5677393
>crying-wojack.apng
>>
>>5677393
Post butt manually!
>>
>>5677383
Fuck you, calling me he is a dick move.
>>
>>5677396
Will cock cure hangover? ;~;

>>5677406
Fug :DDD

>>5677413
N-no
>>
>>5677393
thats how i felt yesterday tbhonest
>>
>>5677396
Oh I did more than just think about it :3

>>5677425
kinda actually
>>
Did any of you girls get the new digimon game on the vita/ps4?
>>
>>5677425
Only one way to find out
>>5677428
Sick cunt
>>
>>5677432
>video games
UGH i want boys to leaveeee
>>
>>5677435
lotsa girls play video games I know of at least 5 irl :v
>>
>>5677396
lol dude why would ANYONE do THAT????? Like jeez it looks so fucking weird lol fart
>>
>>5677454
LMFAO XDDDDDYHHGHH FUCK YOU HAILEY
>>
>>5677494
>>5677494
>>5677494
>>
>>5677302
No kit?
>>
got my surgery date in 6 weeks but I wish I didnt have to quit hrt though, ive been on it for years but today is the first day I havent taken any and I wont until after surgery
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