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>>5666783
Cucking is the highest evil and you're worse than Hitler if you participate in cucking.
>>5668106
i've done it before, what are you gonna do about it?
First for the dab
Nth for butthurt
>tfw no anyone as a pre-requisite to be cucked
>>5668095
Hello my good sir, us gents are of the most refined stock my boy.
I shall now be having my tea, join me if you wish. If you do not, a good day to you just the same.
>>5668106
does it count if you didn't know he was dating someone when you had sex with him?
KAYLA
would you ever make out with a trans girl and have sex with them?
can someone post the pic of the mtfg trip tiers
>>5668116
"NOW WATCH ME W-WHIP"
>>5668124
sure but I have to be bottom
>tfw everyone calls you ma'am because they're being polite
>>5668096
First for I am a him and will fight to death any one that denies it.
>>5668139
>implying upstaters are ever polite
>>5668130
But you hate agps, and that would mean you're getting fucked by an agp.
>>5668140
trip on liz :')
>>5668096
more rare gondolas please
>>5668140
First for I am a hun and will fight to the death anyone who denies it.
>>5668140
*Denying intensifies*
holy shit dave mirra killed himself, I hung out with him at the dirt track when I was in the x games
>>5668147
I'm not at home, I will post my .rar of 400mb of rare gondola if you have something of greater or equal quality to offer me.
>>5668154
Me too. He told me he was trans one night.
>>5668154
>when I was in the x games
sweet lie
>>5668162
as much as I say I want to, suicide is bullshit
>>5668139
>tfw out to the movies a few days ago w friends
>got really sick early in the movie
>nausea
>migraine
>looked like absolute hell
>accidentally spill soda
>bartender comes over
>"oh don't worry about that maam, let me get you another one"
idk if he was humouring me or what, but I barely pass even when I'm not holding back puke and trying to ignore a migraine
>>5668162
It's true
I have a body builder's body
>>5668164
sorry yume no bp for you
>>5668117
- Maddie is literally a thick bodied man in makeup.
- Kayla isn't as ugly as people like to think. She just acts like a moron.
- Kiwi has been looking good, but it could be all angles for all we know.
- I struggled with Mercury. You may have a point there.
- Who doesn't know Umaruchan/Kira?
- Abby passes but doesn't look hot at all. Her face looks fucking weird.
- Clarissa is a cam girl.
- Moko is friends with Angie.
- Elanna is indeed kind of gross, inside and out.
>>5668164
How about this very pink girl?
>>5668144
Who's that it's not me continue guessing senpai.
>>5668139
>the hugboxing at work.
>you look so good on your Facebook why don't you wear makeup all the time and here too.
>your voice isn't even deep I doubt you need surgery.
>why not just put on makeup and forget about those pricey surgeries.
>a buttchin is a female feature.
Fuck why did I come out should have stayed in my hun closet.
im not going to put in the time to make a whole new tier list but i will say a new tier needs to be added:
--Literally Perfect--
jormy
pookie
>>5668185
trip on jormu
>>5668186
oh i see
>>5668185
also
--Literally Sub-Human Trash--
me
>>5668175
>check out my bait
>>5668175
>elanna gross
Bitch please she's cute as fuck
Kayla not absolutely disgusting or have you not seen the testerone intensifies memes. I know why you chasers love Kayla she loves her dick and your all dick hounds lol.
>>5668191
Do you have anything to trade my friend
>>5668185
is pookie really cute? or meh?
i literally can't tell. everyone has a huge variety of things to say.
>>5668154
> from x games to shitposting on 4chan
where did it all go so wrong?
>>5668193
>you said I was ugly
>so I'm calling bait
>>5668186
The one and only
>>5668188
No you
>>5668199
pookie will be a knockout once she's an adult
>>5668198
sorry Yume, i do not :(
>>5668172
Nice thighs I know you wouldn't want to do the lewd with me lol who would but damn your cute.
>>5668196
The only people who think Elanna is cute are the same ones who think Bexe is cute. Horribly low standards.
I have seen that maymay, isn't it all the more impressive considering how much she's changed? For the record I also hate Kayla about 40% of the time.
>>5668175
if you paid less time to fantasizing about miss cock you might have realized how wrong you are
>>5668179
> getting surgery for your voice
>>5668179
>>5668175
>>5668171
>having lunch with two friends who are cis
>server says hello ladies
>was she just being nice? maybe she didn't look that closely at me
>guy buys me and my friend a drink at the bar
>he was probably hitting on her and i just happened to be there and he didn't want to ruin his chances by being a dick to the gross tranny friend
>buying stuff at a store this morning wearing dress and makeup
>guy who rings me out doesn't seem to react negatively but doesn't gender me at all
>maybe he just thought i was a faggot
>>5668204
YOU CAN'T JUST ASK FOR HANDOUTS
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU RUFFIAN
MY MEME EXCHANGE IS FOR PEOPLE CONDUCTING BUSINESS NOT SMALLTIME VAGRANTS
OUT, OUT, OUT
COME BACK WHEN YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR ME
>>5668172
for fucks sake, how many times are you going to repost this? 1000x?
fuck off
>>5668185
add kayla and you got yourself a tier
>>5668154
she was a beautiful girl all along you could have saved her too. ;_;
>>5668202
bb P. L. S. also you've got those fucking thighlusters going again.
>>5668220
did you forget where you are?
>>5668222
nice trips
"perfect"
"hot and passing"
god damn you idiots
>>5668216
sorry but anon has spoken
>>5668207
s m h
t b h
f a m
>>5668232
she doesnt look like that anymore though
>>5668216
does anyone have the tranny at a party pic?
>>5668232
That's not even Pookie, that's a random.
>>5668240
>>5668247
>thin lips
White people.
>>5668232
wait is that pookie?
>>5668249
nope, nice try though
>>5668247
>scaredgerbilface.agp
>>5668247
Kek, that is a bad picture, but Sophie is cute now.
>>5668254
lol
>>5668260
so why she stop posting? bad memories?
>>5668207
Changed nigga she looks the same but in a wig at extreme angles so extreame it would make the x games. Seriously tho your cometely delusional elanna has hips like a cus girl, elanna started hrt at 19, Kayla waited til second puberty hit, elenna passes according to other trips who have seen her Kayla takes dark as fuck pictures and only Kelly has had the misfortune of getting it.
>>5668214
Yeson is a thing that creates magic. Google is your friend.
>>5668219
Hey yume you've seen elenna in person she better than Kyle?
>>5668255
>this new
No, it's not pookie, it's an anon meme
>>5668267
you make it sound like i'm supposed to know every trip and what the look like
dude i barely know all my family member's names
do you guys think the warriors will beat the thunder this weekend
>>5668265
>second puberty
i-is that really a thing? sounds terrifying
>>5668272
maybe if your mother didn't have 16 kids all named variants of tyrone and shaniqua, you'd be able to remember them.
>>5668219
FIGHT ME PLEBIAN SCUM
>>5668277
yes, by double digits
>>5668242
>>5668242
>>5668286
what if festus is still out though
>>5668268
Smiling...
>>5668277
>will warriors beat the thunder
Is this some sort of pagan ritual?
>>5668291
me too, baby. me too. :')
please let me die in your arms.
>>5668265
if I could afford ffs I could pass
>>5668278
Yeah sadly most men enter it around 26 and it goes on til 40 it's a time when balding, fatness and deeper old man voice happens.
>>5668283
lol you can do better then that anon-kun
>>5668290
doesn't matter. who is on that team besides KD and Russ? GS is too deep imo
>>5668298
>tfw you think she's cute
>tfw you still envy her cunt
>>5668301
you dont need ffs
you just need to learn makeup and how to dress yourself
for the billionth time
>>5668298
> implying the thunder have a bench
>>5668306
i mean she could've had abortions too but she has to live with her mistake.
>tfw the Japanese make a toy of you
Am I supposed to be offended or flattered?
>>5668302
>tfw you got it at 15
>>5668311
... really?
>>5668301
If you passed you would still be a fucking idiot with the worst possible personality on Earth. Money and ffs won't make you less of a disgusting slug of a human being.
>>5668301
Das nasty.
>>5668309
post solos
>>5668306
i hope the warriors win and there's a 90% chance they will but i feel like thunder have a better chance of beating the warriors than spurs or cavs. KD always goes off against the warriors and russ would be MVP this year if steph didn't exist
you should become a cute girl as fast as possible so you can watch basketball with me
>>5668313
> tfw too black for the white kids
> tfw too white for the blacks
> tfw they call you a nigger, then they call you white
>>5668317
yes god dammit
learn makeup and basic fashion
>>5668314
Being borderline obese is not good anon.
>>5668300
Please do
>>5668301
I got ffs and I don't pass
how to into makeup? I'm not sure if I really need it, neither my mum nor my sister wear any but that's cause they're hippie af. I don't want to wear a ton, but since it's so commonplace I figure I should give it a shot. The only problem is idk what to buy, plus the fact that there aren't really any resources for learning basic makeup out there cause cis girls learn it all growing up.
also the whole buying makeup while looking like a bloke thing
>>5668302
whew okay dodged that bullet then.
>started spiro self med at 19
>went to get wisdom teeth out at 20
>developmentally I was around 17 years in terms of bone structure according to the doctor
m-maybe that means I cut off some of normal puberty too
>>5668317
Yes, really. Your face is fine. You're just mad because everytime you look in the mirror you see your old face. Or maybe just your eyes.
>>5668298
elanna annoys me, maybe that's why
not hot either, way better looking trips on here
for example i think edie is a huge bitch but i'll admit she looks good
can't do the same for her
>>5668329
i literally love robin. lmao
>>5668301
tbqh in this photo you look like the girl at every school who always draws pictures of wolves
>>5668331
It's not that bad. All the women in my family are big. I mean not DAMN BIG but you know. Married Mexican women big.
>>5668332
it'd be my pleasure. i can't think of a better way to die.
>>5668333
no-one gives a fuck about a man buying makeup, i bought makeup prehrt from my place of work and no-one gave me shit for it.
>>5668319
>chaser opinions matter
>>5668328
>you should become a cute girl as fast as possible so you can watch basketball with me
honestly i'll pass before hrt. tis the glory of looking like your 14 + makeup
soon anon...soon
>>5668319
im also a cis male and i think elanna is pretty cute based on what ive seen. do you not find her attractive because she got SRS?
--kill me tier--
kiwi
>>5668340
I find robin incredibly obnoxious and annoying.
>>5668332
Angie or brad plz.
>>5668354
I don't know. I'm still the old me. It fucking sucks. Just accept that you're not the old you anymore. Start with your eyes.
>>5668330
but the only way kayla survives is by wearing her grandmother's clothes
>Semen been clear and pretty much without sperm for weeks
>Suddenly it goes back to being like it was pre-hrt
Oh god what's happening. Like I know shit is working because I'm growing tits, but is this a reason to be nervous?
also
>tfw accidentally post in the wrong thread
this ones only got 100-something posts in it so it's gotta be the right one
>>5668361
do it yourself.
>>5668354
DETRANS AND FUCKING DIE AGP HON PIECE OF SHIT OMG EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR POSTS MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF BECAUSE I KNOW SOMEONE LIKE YOU EXISTS
>>5668363
>no kayla you're the only transperson who is overly perceptive to their masculine traits
>jackass
is this sarcasm?
>>5668362
i'll either grow on you. or you'll hate me forever.
i'm fine with either
Hello yes I am attractive mtf, somehow. People in my queer bubble want to have sex with me but I'm not attracted to any of them.
Because all they do is watch every television series on Netflix and critique it from an (armchair) intersectional feminist pov and I find it tiresome, also none of them likes subbed anime.
>>5668375
I don't know who is more out of touch with reality; Edie or Kayla.
They live in their own little worlds and shitpost all day long
>>5668385
lol
>>5668375
You really can't read inflection, can you? Go study on human sociology.
>>5668374
just filter.
>>5668385
yeah that's worksafe
>>5668348
Yes it is that bad. As bad as the tendency for Mexican women to balloon somewhere around 25 years of age.
>>5668338
so who would you fuck, anon?
I was actually winning a 4 v 5 and my friend decided to block my vision right as the last team fight was happening. Ugh inwent 16/3 too. Oh well
>>5668354
I still see old me mostly
>>5668359
Not at all, SRS wouldn't matter to me. In fact, I'd almost prefer it.
>>5668384
>Edie
like what do you want her to do? be sad all the time? She's very inspiring imo
>>5668390
thats not as fun shush dude im drunkposting
>>5668392
*fart*
>>5668395
> Moba
>>5668385
I don't think I'd be taking an improper dose though. I'm already on 200mg and my bloodtests from a week or so ago said my test levels were pretty low.
>>5668385
>Kayla shows up its shemale collection yet again.
>This is why chasers like Kayla chasers are gross don't be like Kayla.
Adding robin to my filter, I can't stand preHRT males giving advice to trans girls, literally one of the dumbest things you could do
>>5668391
she's never had a job so she doesn't know what worksafe is
>>5668235
Where's your quran?
>>5668384
The thing that separates Edie is that she can conduct herself properly. Kayla is practically oblivious to her rude mannerisms and pisses people off much faster.
>>5668383
>subs
whats the average time for T to go to 0? 100mg cypro.
>>5668384
edie isnt out of touch with reality, she just had a pretty chill life and that makes you mad
>>5668394
Ufufu
Edie
ElfGinger
Sophie
Plant
Clarissa
Jormy
Caddy
E
>>5668394
Kayla desu she's the only one that would put her penis in my faggot mouth.
>>5668349
Ok
>>5668365
Ffs didn't help
I still get genered male sometimes
>>5668417
trip on edie
>>5668418
dollface says she likes to top
>>5668393
/nod
It's true. But it's who I am... You don't think they would withhold hormones because of my weight do you????
>>5668408
THANK YOU
>>5668408
So what makes post-HRT males all that different?
Same animoo loving neckbeards.
>>5668392
thanks bae
>>5668417
I don't care that she has a "pretty sweet life", good for her. Lets go 1 thread without her talking about how some nobody youtuber wants to bang her, how she has loads of money and doesn't understand why we aren't all loaded too, how everyone is a beautiful flower. Fucking repulsive
She is probably too busy writing an autobiography to come here and talk about how great she is.
>>5668395
kaffir!
>>5668424
i am a switch, that's okay
>>5668165
then he was banned from the X games for bein' 2 X (SWAG)
>>5668405
Don't shit on mobas. They might not be your thing but they're plenty of good fun. I got burnt out on them but they do provide an experience you don't really get with other genres of vidya. Plus it's just not nice to shit on what other people do with their free-time.
>>5668427
This girl gets it
> "makes a comment about gender dysphoria"
"OMG SHUT UP YOU STUPID NIGGER, UR NOT TRU TRANS, REAL TRANS PPL SELF MEDD!!!"
>>5668415
Hey if you can stand the voice acting in dubs then go ahead and watch them, on your own time. In my house, we play by my rules, unless you are redeemably fuckable.
>>5668425
I think "they" would withhold sex if you look like a Michelin Man.
>>5668154
He did because he saw a picture of you in drag, couldn't go on having had done such a gross thing.
>>5668431
Hahaha she is a little too self aware sometimes but at least age always asks how our days went.
>>5668436
I'm kidding lol!
honestly never played it. my wow friends just say it's stupid.
im sad
If someone doesn't pass and they themselves joke about it, would be okay telling them they don't pass? I did that once with a friend of a friend and she hates the sight of me now
>>5668436
M' ladyboy.
>>5668412
I dont read it much and Im not muslim. Ijust wanaa be a igidrll.. ._.
>>5668438
Black trans people almost never pass. I sure hope you get on hormones soon and practice makeup as much as possible.
>>5668417
Right her life rules I'd join issis to be able to get paid to be naked and flirt with dudes all day who just give you stuff and roll in their shekles.
>>5668398
She is pretty great and even gives advice and shit.
Unlike Kayla who complains flies off in trage and bashes other races especially black people who she has an irrational fear of. I say we vote her out of the thread all in favor say aye.
im happy for the first time in my life
>>5668449
no I'm sad
>>5668449
Then, you are taking the wrong prescriptions.
>>5668411
How about don't go on fucking 4 chan when you are at work and do your fucking job.
>>5668443
Wait a minute if someone whose name rhymes with Bean can get mones...
I mean if she is *ahem* then that means I shouldn't have a problem
>>5668436
Mobas are a game for terrible people.
>>5668383
>none of them likes subbed anime
I'm so sorry
>>5668456
>irrational fear of
This is a little unfair to say. Have you ever lived in LA?
>theres a new cancer posting literally everytime the time limit restriction runs out and no one seems bothered by it
At least Kayla is actually entertaining and not just someone using 4chan for the first time. Every time I think this place cant get shittier someone always proves me wrong.
>>5668472
You're syntax is a writing for terrible people's
>>5668479
w-who is it?
>>5668456
>>5668478
>irrational fear
Even as a black person me and my friends are like "around blacks never relax"
that's rule 1 honestly
>>5668450
>would be okay telling them they don't pass?
Yes, definitely. Like some people would be okay with it, but the majority no. Like jesus you fucked up. That's like being honest when a cis girl asks if she's fat but 10x worse. Like only if they're coming to you for honest serious input would it be okay.
>>5668472
Actually not gonna disagree with that because when I played they brought out the worst in me.
>>5668479
I've been here bb. I was here even before now with a different trip but I got kinda turned around from my "never gonna transition" pov and decided to start fresh as a new namefag
>>5668478
I lived in Sanford on thirteen street in the murder capital of the USA at the time of 2006 and no I had tons of friends that are black, Latino and Chinese that got me great dope racism never once why bar yourself from the hottest men and drugs pretty stupid senpai
>>5668443
They=Portland hrt doctors
>>5668144
>her
>she
>girl
>lady
>woman
>lass
>miss
>girly
>>5668493
That's why I stopped playing it. All my friends were just yelling at each other for no reason. It's kind of fun but way too exhausting and time consuming for me.
>>5668498
IC docs, even in Portland, expect a baseline of health.
It's not impossible to be there obese, but it's harder.
>>5668438
The main thing that made me find you so annoying was some post where you were asking what the difference between spiro and cyrpo was and if you actually need to take an AA. Someone told you you can find all that info in the OP links but you just said nah I don't wanna read. Like you had been here a few days saying you are trans but you couldn't be bothered to research HRT for 5 minutes. Sorry for my autism outburst.
>>5668492
I mean we are on 4chan but come on don't say shit about your own race and I know your new to this but I can say since you are black Kayla will believe you are subhuman it's better not to asociate with her desu.
>>5668479
yeah it's cancerous as fuck since they feel the need to reply to every post in an individual post with a seperate image, so threads are being made faster than ever.
>>5668509
Who is this meme
>>5668511
I'm not that bad... I think. I don't know. Anyway, I am exercising again. So that's good.
>>5668512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DRadpqjufb
>>5668490
Im guessing they mean the new trip whos posting the most and thinks memes are funny. Also hes black.
>>5668509
hey bb good to see you. how you been doin? pls dont post ernesto i get ntred enough as is.
>>5668242
full version, snappypapi
>>5668247
is that a bernie sanders cosplay?
>>5668519
Thank God for filters.
>>5668175
>- Maddie is literally a thick bodied man in makeup.
>those arms
>those shoulders
i look like an old, out of shape bodybuilder wearing a dress, why the fuck did i go full time. i shouldn't go outside
>>5668532
>Jerking off in the mirror to herself
Yeah we've all been there.
>>5668532
jerking my gt to this thanks kayla
>>5668538
yeah but it still doesn't stop threads having to be made just because one retard has the constant need to chimp-out on a gook caligraphy plank.
>>5668532
>boobs are too far apart
>big dick
Literally disgusting. Hair's great though.
>>5668538
Cept when we drop trip ;3
>>5668525
wuuuuuuuurllstaaaaaar
>>5668544
Why the fuck are you putting so much stock in something said by a complete stranger on the Internet?
Stop being so fucking insecure.
>>5668532
This is gross.
>>5668544
Well. At least your makeup isn't bad in this picture. But PLEASE stop dressing like you're going to a funeral.
>>5668532
Bad boob job shitty nose. Please stop sharing you agp fap material.
>>5668532
you don't have a soul, you autistic agp manchild.
>>5668556
nice.
Heres to you Dave Mirra. I fell off my bike several times growing up trying to be cool like you. ;~;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uc3ZrmhDN4
>>5668567
I didn't fap to it, nothing about it is hot, its just like wtf, she passes like fucking crazy and I want to know how to do that myself
>>5668544
You look super cute I don't see how you said our cheek bones are similar your Mega cute
>>5668531
ooooh Ernesto
>>5668564
Would seeing some femboy jerk off in a mirror make it any better?
>binge drinking on hrt is bad
>tfw binge drinking rn
>>5668580
why you gotta make me ache like that, bb? also i asked about cat cafe and you ignored me.
>>5668573
Its porn you saved it for inspiration holy shit kid you are fucking mixed the fuck up. You can stop pretending you don't jerk off in moms clothes we've all seen your pictures on /b/
>>5668532
im straight mtf but this gave me a massive erection watching this
>>5668525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s107z3nWvBsS
>How do I skinny, spindly arms? I know Andreja is a special case but I want my arms to appear less muscular. I'm fit and skinny but my bf % seems low and I really want to look more sleek. Willing to try a new diet and exercises if that helps.
>>5668154
I met Mirra when I used to BMX as a teen. Really sad news. Makes me want to get a bike for the track this year to bond with my older brother (•~•).
>>5668544
You look great Maddie. I wish you were one of my teachers back in high, I'd probably pay attention in class.
Is that an ouija board necklace btw? It looks cool!
>>5668582
Yeah I guess.
>>5668585
It is? Binge drinking is the only way I drink. Oh well. At least I don't drink often.
>>5668582
Fuck yeah fem boys are hot as fuck and perfect husbando material. To bad they have the disposition of trannies.
how the fuck do I opt out of the retarded picture select captcha, it's such a fucking pain in the ass
hey are we having fun?
>>5668600
pay $$$
how's everyone doing tonight?
>>5668600
you gotta use some shekels
>tfw no non-passing tranny to fulfill my fart fetish and rip big healthy ones right in my face
Why even live?
>>5668600
Buy 4chan gold duh
>>5668600
settings
>>5668587
Inspiration from hot people is a bad thing now? Who doesn't want to look sexy naked, I mean lets be fucking serious here.
Show of hands if not being sexy is making you mentally suffer.
http://strawpoll.me/6730425
>>5668602
>tfw wonfes is happening but I cant commentate on it with anons
._.
I hope my hon ass dies tonight
>>5668600
Get a pass. Don't get banned if you have one though otherwise you are gonna waste your shekels.
>>5668611
Oh shit it is? I had no idea.
>>5668610
Inspiration from porn = fetishism you had to look that up to find it I'm sure you have a ton of granny porn lol.
There are hot trans people who are whacking off and pass fine haven't you heard of kim Petra's and jazz?
>>5668532
>kayla posting his fap folder again
i would sell trump's wall, take it apart so there's billions of bricks lying along the mexican border and break every single one over your head, granny dress-wearing frat bro
>>5668544
it was faye tier and it was on my /mtfg/
>>5668573
tell it to the judge, faggot
[obligatory screenshot of kayla confessing he's into trannies more than men]
>>5668597
gas yourself rocky before i help you with it myself you quintessential transbian fetishist fishing for attention 24/7
>>5668630
Here comes the man
oh boy, time for trash hour.
>>5668615
>>5668627
>Inspiration from porn = fetishism
I guess all those cis women buying boob jobs and lingerie are fetishist men in your book too huh???
Face it, its okay to want to be sexy, who doesn't want a man to look at them with passion? I don't want to walk by a group of guys and get called a slag, I want to walk by a group of guys and have them call me a major hottie.
>>5668586
when?
>>5668614
if your ass dies I'll mail you mine as a replacement
>>5668619
>tfw all anons do is talk about the stupid big show stuff and bloobloobloo no nonon jesus christ you tink?? i fucking swear to god like literally 2013 wonter wonfes when gscc had the big booth for klk liliterally LITERALLY LIETALLY every booth in the fan make booths were kancolle kancllle and kancolle i fchckjng hate /v/.
>>5668641
>real woman
Okay.
>>5668643
not going to happen, we can spot other men from a mile away...
Melee or unarmed, /mtfg/?
What's the most trutrans?
>>5668663
Melee weapons I mean.
Hold the phone. Where did this agp meme come from and why do you people give a shit? You are trans, you will always be a guy, its no big deal what makes you happy or not. Liking your dick or liking your boobs doesn't make you less of a girl. I am cis les and I shlick to myself most the time.
>>5668096
WTF is with that picture?
Its a feminist strawman of a male in a relationship.
You should feel bad OP.
>>5668663
asking this question is not trutrans, you already failed
>>5668611
what
>>5668643
>you actually believe this.
Listen fetishist women don't buy boobs because of a porno they watched most of the time they buy them because they have natural envy of other big breasted women or know someone whose gotten them as for lingerie that's so wrong I don't even know where to start some women buy cute underwear cause it OMG comfortable. Not everything about being a woman revolves around sex. Jesus you gave the mentality if a 12 year old virgin boy Christ.
>>5668651
W.e sis afab you know what I meant.
>>5668663
shotgun
>>5668635
das rite bich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQqjUNmnpLY
>>5668657
Im just talking about a pointless hobby
¯\(°_o)/¯
>>5668676
AY booboo!
>>5668664
just the
>just do HRT :^)
ones, I come here occasionally and advertise how I'm the stunt double for the incredible hulk then I go home
>>5668671
kek nah it's from a swede pamphlet for refugees to learn how to not rape people
that specific pic is from a section telling them it's bad to have sex with underage people
>>5668674
I'm an ugly neet girl so it's okay.
pls respond
>>5668678
NO
>>5668670
>>>terfgen
>>5668664
what's that? are my vocaroos shit?
Losing spree today. I've had enough for now.
>>5668685
>swede pamphlet for refugees to learn how to not rape people
Are you joking?
>>5668693
kaffir!
you want to play together?
>>5668684
i mean i ctrl f'd 'cafe' through the last 5 threads and didnt find it so fuck it whatever. it wasnt even a just do hrt meme it was a i genuinely want to spend time with you and maybe make you feel better about yourself considerign im #2 hon in the world (and no #1 isn't you.)
>>5668692
it's just higher quality.
>>5668693
sounds like my entire life :')
>>5668695
meanwhile in finland
>>5668698
i would have but youre calling me that dumb name so no
>>5668687
more like baitgen tbqh
t. PhD in bait studies
>>5668711
w-why kaffir ;_;
tfw ur a exhibitionist but ur SO wont let u post pics / send them to anyone
>>5668716
You should tell your SO you need them to support your hobbies.
>>5668715
i know this is b8 but
>kaffir
>>5668693
Black people should stick to fighting and sports games.
>>5668695
http://www.rfsu.se/Bildbank/Dokument/
Metod-Handledning/L%C3%A4ttare%20svenska/lektionsunderlag2015web.pdf
It's for immigrants and retards.
>>5668724
i dont like either of those things
My boyfriend says hi, lool
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F14CsbIaQZ
>>5668716
You should post your SO's lewd pics so they can understand better.
>>5668728
Well I don't like you faggot.
>>5668352
>says the chaser
>>5668695
I wish anon, I wish
http://www.rfsu.se/Bildbank/Dokument/Metod-Handledning/L%C3%A4ttare%20svenska/lektionsunderlag2015web.pdf
i have a cranberry muffin and it's super tasty
>>5668544
>posts a picture to prove a point
>looks like a man
>>5668741
did u make it or was it store bought?
what's the best way to kill a tranny? I'm asking because I'm a tranny
>>5668739
post it gurl
>>5668742
Do you know how to read?
>>5668734
I love you lainanon
>>5668744
store bought, but it was from their bakery and it was made earlier today
>>5668745
wait
>>5668741
>le tricky angle tranny-raping man makes an entrance
*cue audience laugh*
>>5668745
choking on cock
when are my boobs going to stop being so small
>>5668751
ooh then i believe ur story those are delicious. my mom works in a bakery so I eat them somewhat often
>>5668746
i lost my voice in the 'nam
>>5668745
A mouth full of garlic, a stake through the heart and a cross around the neck..
>>5668754
thank you for finally getting a trip so i can filter you anon
Found doll face in the city and snapped a creepshot.
>>5668745
you can get a bunch of them with bananas. and other potassium
not all of them though.
Best way to kill them is to suck their GT.
Their minds will melt
>>5668747
I guess autists like you wouldn't be able to detect any trace of sarcasm in her post
>>5668758
Isn't that neens?
>>5668758
You should trip
>long faced ufufu
>>5668749
I love you too anon.
>>5668758
From a pizza delivery?
>>5668767
Except she complains about her body all the time.
>>5668756
Take progesterone
get boob job
Have them massaged.
>>5668758
spooky
>>5668763
>opinion of a confirmed rapist
>relevant
>>5668776
I am happy you know her so well. I really don't care, stop talking to me.
>>5668772
holy shit i can kinda see it. the eyes.
>>5668780
does progesterone really do anything?
>>5668781
Sir please keep your T in check
>>5668705
Based Suomi
>>5668764
loll
>>5668758
> tfw you don't have a top lip
>>5668785
Nope, step 2 will work though.
>>5668782
How was your day?
>>5668784
/mtfg/ is consistently lowering standards as all the decent trips have left, now all the half-decent trips are leaving, only trash remains but you have to make due
>>5668766
thanks i might try this, i've got a bunch of spiro here
wouldn't shooting myself be faster/easier/more reliable though?
>>5668758
I think your outfit is adorable. Bravo.
>>5668785
Yep it does check out the boob thread on /cd/
>>5668801
No, trigger warning would foil the attempt.
http://vocaroo.com/
>>5668758
Neens it's me holic how have you been?
>>5668801
Only one way to find out buddy.
>>5668809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BPwO8Ziz1k
>>5668793
Good, I got paid, went to class and worked in the evening. I have a double date this weekend.
>>5668818
The boob thread will never die it literally helps with development if you dont take it you end up with cone tits.
>tfw comfy, video games, shitposting, coffee and good music and kind of feel like I pass on pics at least
>>5668822
Congrats anon, sounds like things are going well for you.
>mfw i made like 350$ tonight on cam
ik everyone hates me talking about money and boys and whatever bUT THIS IS LITERALLY ALL I DO AND ALSO I'M TRYING TO SAVE MONEY SO I CAN IMPROVE MY GENERAL WELLBEING AND MY LIFE SO I AM EXCITED ABOUT IT OK !!! plus my average keeps going up and it's pretty great 3:
how was your night mtfg? did you have a good day or do anything ~productive~ etc?
every day you guys start out friendly, someone makes some offhand remark that devolves into an online screaming match, then you all talk about how mtfg has gone to shit, then as night time approaches you all say good night and talk about dying in your sleep or killing yourselves
all of this plus the small chance i may find a girlfriend here is why i keep coming back to this place, i feel bad saying it but it's so unbelievably entertaining.
>>5668796
The half decent ones become decent and then leave, while the trash ones eventually become decent. Except for Holic, she's had 3 fucking years and has made 0 progress whatsoever
>>5668828
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
>>5668828
I tried to kill myself because I am poor and ugly and can't afford hrt or food
go fuck yourself
>>5668796
>only trash remains
yes, i am here.
>>5668817
this is how it is.
>>5668828
One day I wish to be pretty enough to cam and be neet.
https://youtu.be/QNtuAvGvRo8
>>5668825
>tfw rainy night like I was hoping for
>tfw pizza
>tfw doodling while listening to atmospheric music
Good feels.
my skin, especially my face has gotten super dry since taking hormones
what do you recommend for a dry face?
>>5668821
Sir calm down.
the hard truth nobody wants to talk about: korra, kiwi, edgar and even potsy were all attractive as dudes, butt fucking ugly as ... whatever the fuck they are now
>>5668829
>girlfriend
>girl
>>5668832
hrt won't fix those lips
>>5668828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RmX87rQ4sp
>>5668841
I get dry skin during winter.
>>5668841
creams
>>5668827
I put in the effort. I'm a few months away from getting a masters degree and I intern at a firm I would ideally want to work for. My parents are getting cooler from a distance and I have a nice boyfriend. I couldn't complain.
>>5668848
>hrt won't fix those lips
why are you being such an asshole?
>>5668843
>LOOK AT ME EVERYONR
>>5668841
I use this
but semen works if you can get it
>>5668832
you have an obvious non-human autistic stare going on there and you have the balls to call me autistic?
c'mon m8
>>5668853
they started it though
>>5668828
I wish I could make that kind of money I never made much what should I do I hate working in a call center. Like I'm not really passable but you gave me a seven God knows why anyways Congrats about tonight it's holic btw.
>>5668855
Buy a gun and shoot yourself.
>>5668853
Robin is just a guy from gay gen
>>5668818
>m8 you asked what it was
Yeah, but I hadn't _seen_ it.
>>5668828
I paid rent today and that's about it for productivity.Also, you still cam? I thought you got a job at some point. Did it not work out?
I've got some money coming from inheritance, not quite sure what to do with it other than continue never working.
>>5668703
we can go to the cat cafe but there is making me feel better about myself so lets leave that part out
>>5668828
i pooed 4 times but there was blood in 2 of them
so yeah, it was a productive day
>>5668846
I'm sorry about your last date then.
>>5668864
okay, I put up a link to it if you're really that interested
>>5668832
>>5668858
i must have missed the post where she was being a bitch to you because it seemed to me like you started shitting on her for literally no reason
>>5668866
>inheritance
get the fuck out, most of us are poor and suicidal
>>5668867
guess i'll be raping your confidence in a positive way. do they do coffees/food or just teas? i doubt i'd eat anything since i'm fussy as fuck but i'm just curious.
>>5668858
Remind me how anyone started anything warranting you acting like an ass?
>>5668855
buy a brick and shove it into your face
>>5668868
r u ok? :(
the new digimon game is comfy
>>5668875
Sorry didn't mean to trigger you but I won't leave.
>>5668835
>>5668836
;_;
suicidal anon are you ok??
>>5668838
i loOoOoOOoOove that song SO MUCH. i literally made it popular on tumblr after i posted it and it got like 20k notes lmao. it was my jam the entire summer. and still is today. #fuckboyzgetmoney
>>5668848
https://clyp.it/a55yj4g4
>>5668860
well i mean what kind of bills do you have these days? i remember you were living with family at one point right?
>>5668866
HI HAATO!!!! also no i've just been camming this whole time lmaao. is there any surgery you want or anything? i feel like most girls do that with inheritance monies.
>>5668868
r u ok
>>5668866
Give me a small loan of 10k plz.
>>5668884
>you will never watch kayla brick herself on cam
It hurts Konata.
>>5668876
they make coffee/cappuchino/tea and small foods like sandwiches and muffins
>>5668841
a facial moisturizer.
apply it daily after washing face
avoid ones with oils, they can cause breakouts
extra vitamins in it are perks. With SPF is another option you may also consider
>>5668828
Sad
College expelled me
>>5668890
>Tfw 21000AUD inheritance in December
>Tfw SRS soon.
>>5668903
>College expelled me
What happened?
>>5668900
sounds good. i want to come now.
>>5668890
Eh I pay 500.00 from each paycheck on rent since my dead beat father quit his job so no me and my mom have to help pay everything. I wish I had no bills seven hundred dollars from each check would be ffs in a year. But seriously why did you rate me a seven I'm a three at best.
>>5668894
it does yeah. would pay $6,000,000 to see this quality snuff, snappypuppy
>>5668903
time for Angie to move here and teach compsci, we can bring moko and see the cats
>>5668866
>>5668914
>you will never be rich enough to pay a hitman to brick kayla and record it
Konata sounds like a bitter chaser from /pol/ or /r9k/ that got rejected by a tranny for being a manlet and having a small penis and now dedicated his life to trolling trannies.
>>5668890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V6UwMt2BUa
then this, nobody can handle the bants ;)
>>5668758
>>5668790
>>5668848
Ily tho, i really hope you're doing well. ur the trans sister i never had....*that listens to stevie wonder...*
>>5668919
I would too if tony abbott was nearby cropped out of the photo in a loud public building
>>5668828
i dyed my hair, and then went to class desu. about to get a mcjob to save some money for ffs desu
>>5668921
is lainanon actually cheska desu?
>>5668911
The school that the college sent me to do an internship said I was unprofessional and because of that, the college said to me that I represented them poorly which is unacceptable and expelled me despite my near perfect gpa
>>5668930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyDcktys9EU
>>5668933
theres a lot to a school than just grades
>>5668933
damn they pranked you good
>>5668933
Thats so retarded it makes me want to scream Christian schools fucking suck.
>>5668854
>>5668922
hey just the harsh truth no one here has the guts to speak about because all of you are part of the anime-pushing transbian circlejerk cabal aka the establishment trying to put HONest folk like me down. don't take your frustrations out on me because you can't handle the truth pussy bois
you also got the information right except the name because that's kiwi not me, so
>>5668932
Who's cheska?
>>5668895
u always say this r u being legit cause i worry about u bb
>>5668903
>>5668933
WOW WTF
when did this happen i thought they were just pressing you to quit?
>>5668905
get that coin!!!!! happy for you bby ^__^
>>5668913
i think i gave you a 5 tbqh!! you look really andro and you haven't even been consistently on mones. and idk it depends, like are you comfortable with doing sex work if money is that important to you? i always stress it as a last option. there's lots of diff kinds.
>>5668919
i totally get you. idk i think you're cis and qt af. you could just invest it or buy a house or somethin, who knows!!!
>>5668924
that makes sense :/ i guess that's the great thing about having the anonymity that you do. i feel like ppl go all out if they know more about you yknow? and ily we have the same taste in music etc it's great!!!
>>5668929
as in like food service? cause i heard the pay for that is goin waaaaay up (which is deserved imo)
>>5668945
i'm none of those things, ama.
>>5668933
Sue.
>>5668950
no im for reals
>>5668951
as long as you fit in with their view or whatever
>>5668945
You seem pretty hung up on Kiwi specifically, what's your issues with her?
>>5668945
cept me... :^)
>>5668950
They gave me an ultimatum which is that I either be expelled or I do a corrective counseling class that is 8 weeks long and I have to pay for it and then try again.
Now if I get fired from an internship for the second time, I get expelled.
I shouldn't have to take the class
>>5668933
How do they justify saying that you were unprofessional? Were you unprofessional? Story time...
I want kiwi cheska alison and sophie to sort their shit out and go have an orgy
>>5668916
we should make honhouse au. what is daily life like in melbourne anyways? like, i've only lived in sydney so i dont know how different the cultures are etc. is it a train network or just buses or what
>>5668971
trip on yume
>>5668945
Aren't you the faggot that sits in his room all day saying he is trans yet does nothing to it.
Hey mtfg. I'm really excited right now because my ingrown hair on the tinkler finally broke free and I no longer look like I have herpes. I was worried I'd have a blemished gt on valentine's day.
>>5668950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vPslFhGYag
>>5668980
congrats!
>>5668976
Please teach me how to abuse angles on pics, I have no idea how to do it and all my pics are shit.
>>5668980
Why does it matter, are you going to be sharing it with anyone?
>>5668970
Here's some reasons:
1. I was given two different dates by my student-placement specialist on when to start. I appeared at the school on the first date when actually the date to start was meant to be on the second date. Because of this mix up and me showing early, the principal saw this as unprofessional.
2. Not having my portfolio on me.
The principal was upset that I did not have my portfolio to show him and when I explained to him that school only wanted me and the teacher I was working with to look at it, he got upset.
3. He asked me a bunch of questions about my education history and which schools/teachers I had starting with 1st grade. Because I couldn't remember all that, that was a red flag.
>>5668982
>posting this man voice over and over
>i'm not on hrt and i'm not in any rush lmao
You're not trans. You don't have dysphoria. Get out of this thread mister.
>>5668950
Naw it was a seven and you said better picture which confused me. I doubt hrt can fix me I have notorious man face, yeah I'd be an escort if I could but tyranny escorts aren't any n demand in tn I also don't pass at all my first time camming for a couple weeks I made only fifty dollars after two weeks I think my problem.was showing to.much for free desperate to get guys to go for private. I dunno I'm not hot I doubt I'd make anything anyways.
>>5668951
It shouldn't be if you can't pass even after ffs how will I ever pass I still think the principal creeped your face book.
>>5668988
shut up she just gave birth it's a proud moment for her.
>>5668988
Yes, that's the plan.
>>5668985
Don't take them from below your eye level.
Aim the shutter always directly to your eyes if the angle is under.
>>5668993
>It shouldn't be if you can't pass even after ffs how will I ever pass I still think the principal creeped your face book.
Maybe he did, idk
>>5668950
Yeah, house would be pretty nice. Was looking not too long ago but californians have ruined Portland by driving up prices. I want them all to leave.
how is my voice?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S9OVMOqCTN
>>5668985
turn head to side
tilt it a little
take pic from above a bit, to make your jaw look smaller
tilt head forward to make chin appear smaller and hide adams apple.
cover most of your face in hair.
There you've instantly gone up 1-2+/10
>>5668992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uDN6Cp1p00
for kyle.
post yours. i'm waiting
>>5669002
Hai chris chaaaaaaaaan
>>5669002
LOL
>>5668964
>>5668976
every time some two-faced passive aggressive trip gets mocked, i am hounded right away by some mysterious trip-defending anons. you are not fooling anyone and trust me, you should be gassed. all anons should be gassed
>>5668976
>Aren't you the faggot that sits in his room all day saying he is trans yet does nothing to it.
now you are talking about kayla. you can't get even the facts right, can you mister?
>>5668953
get a trip so you only get bricked and not gassed, senpuppy
>>5668967
we are part of the movement to make mtfg great again!!
>>5668990
That's some real bullshit, sempai. I'm sorry that you've had to deal with this. Do see if you can somehow appeal, either to a superior of the one that's making the decisions or in the form of a lawsuit.
h-hey do boys normally text like this?
e-espcially boys with gfs?
>>5669008
It's not about that you fucking retard. Who else do you see posting their man voices? No one, because they have dysphoria.
>being in your little club
It's called being trans lmao, go back to gaygen sir.
>>5669002
ricky tier
who rare chesophie here?
>>5669011
Sorry if i upset you man, it was just my honest opinion on you.
Could care less about you and kiwi bai.
>>5669019
I don't see why not, you're just getting dinner as friends, right? I get lunch / dinner with friends all the time, it doesn't mean they want to fuck me or anything. (I think.)
>>5669019
>I'm pooped
run RUN!
>>5668985
take the pic from slightly above to hide your man chin
>>5669019
what's with those extra pixels above aside and below on? It's a screencap that shouldn't happen.
>>5669037
It's that bad? ;_;
>>5669019
Of course.
>to their gfs
>>5669032
kill yourself my man
>>5669031
people don't deserve to be happy
>>5669024
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QchescZ1Bq
>>5669040
Whoa, spooky...
>>5669008
>smiling_anime_korra.jpg
>>5669011
i would prefer to keep my face brickless and take the gassing route. there's already enough obnoxious trips.
>>5669031
>tfw will never be the meat in a cheskophie sandwich
>>5669041
no but probably your worst feature if you want that chaser dick
>>5669046
clyp.it
please
it hurts me.
>>5669022
Anything too bright and yellow lightning is bad. Unless you do make-up but i know you don't since you are asking about angles.
Ug h hhh i feel asleep when i got home and slept the evening away. That was the worst time to sleep. Fug.
>>5669048
> cutting white kid.jpg
those images are still really funny though. You literally have me dying with those.
>>5669046
You're not trans. Just go back to gaygen and find a nice top you sissy fetish faggot.
>not wanting to transition as soon as possible
>not being stressed about continued masculinization
>not being dysphoric over masculine features
also
>every anon is the same
This is the first time I've ever talked to you.
>>5669052
>I know, but sweet dreams is just not something a lot of guys say
Wait, you don't think he's secretly gay or trans or something, that's not what you're implying right?
>>5669006
here's an image guide in case words are too difficult for someone
>>5669057
Probably, also my manly eyes but chin might look better when I lose chub.
At least I hope so ;-;
>>5669062
I've taken all of my pics in that kind of lighting
h-hehe
>>5669069
>busty_david
>>5669068
>says sweet dreams to a trans girl
just cut his balls off already
>>5669052
because you are about to being loved tenderly by a puke-loving poop rapist tbqh and that's no joke
i wanna make my room more weeb
>>5669069
I'm with you 100% brother. #JusticeForJocelyn
>>5668960
GO TO A DOCTOR BAE
>>5668969
:( i'm sorry girl, that rly sucks
>>5668982
;3;
UR GONNA MAKE ME CRY LOL
i mean i really think everyone here can be successful with whatever they choose to do and that no one's opinion of you matters as much as your own... like i do sex work but it's not for everyone, and there are plenty of other girls who work in IT or have reg jobs and careers and stuff. so it's not like being trans is a death sentence. tho the happiest women i've seen accepted themselves entirely before getting surgery of any kind!! and i know a lot of trans women (like all of them lmao) so ye
>>5668993
yeah you were prob working on the wrong site. i mean camming is an option, phone sex hotlines, you can do fetish work as well if you wanted. there's always the porn route to get you more fans but idk if that's something you'd even want :/
>>5669001
i was actually thinking of moving there too lool. i feel like tho... i've heard such mixed reviews of how it is that idk if i wanna do it
>>5669019
he wants that shenis, girl!!!
>>5669068
no not that, just I mean guys don't normally say that to people they aren't dating
I kinda have a crush on him and idk if I'm reading into what he says or not, even though 95% chance he's not even remotely interested
>>5669078
I'm bulimic and if by poop rape you mean anal rape then sounds like a good night :^)
>>5669078
>caring this much about /mtfg/ memes and drama
Wow you must be really cool and have your shit together bro.
>>5669074
And i totally told you about it already a month ago dummie <:
>>5669074
yeah, i might need to bully you to working out
and yeah, you could try taking pics OUTSIDE or just anywhere but your bathroom :^)
>>5669075
oh my edgar
>>5669081
I want to paint your wall with your brains.
>>5669066
>not wanting to transition as soon as possible
implying i wasn't crying all last week. I just don't keep my head low and i'm optimistic about my future appearance lol.
>not being stressed about continued masculinization
implying out of your ass
>not being dysphoric over masculine features
i don't even look in the mirror and see a man. just the future woman i'll be.
i don't have to be depressed and self loathing like you to be trans. i don't have to be a special snowflake to be trans. and i don't need to prove anything. you'll see what i mean though
but even if you don't see. i don't care. be sad all of your life lol. i could care less
>>5669083
Any place you live will have some downsides. Ours is shitty housing and an excess of homeless.
>>5669093
*tips fedora*
>>5669086
Oh, I get you. I don't think that's an unusual thing for a guy to say to a female friend, at least; it'd be a bit odd to say that to a guy friend without appending 'no homo' to the end though, lol. I guess that means he thinks of you as a girl, at least.
>>5669087
here's your free (You). don't say i never gave you nothing
>>5669088
I guess so ;_;
>tfw feedback helped a bunch
>>5669089
Hey my apartment is small and what if someone sees me take a selfie outside?
That's super awkward.
>>5669081
Is that a cardboard stand up from a gamestop or something? I had something like that in my room back in my fedora years, except it was for one of the transformers movies. Used it as a shelf.
>>5669093
paint it with mine instead
>>5669083
I'm going to have to make a lot of calls tomorrow to the college and get this mess figured out.
>>5669083
Hey
Edie
Why
Do
You
Post
Like
Such
A
Retard
>>5669083
how can i talk to you outside of this general?
>>5669111
checked
also yay, that's almost as good cause he's really important to me crush or not, so it's cool that he prolly sees me as a chick
the big bang theory continues right after these messages:
>>5669124
While she's camming.
>>5669095
That dysphoria about how you look like hits you really hard once you are on hrt for some time.
I'm 200% better looking and girlier than before and the masculine features are getting less, so it really just intensifies the feelings about them.
Spent 6 hours yesterday panicking and crying bcus felt so manly and couldn't leave apartment at first.
>>5669113
Now go take those pretty pix!
>>5669128
BOJANGLES.
>>5669115
Yep yep! It's if my waifu and absolute fave final fantasy character! <3
A brown peacoat, black leggings, and knee high brown leather boots makes men act like such faggots
>>5669116
not me
>>5669122
> being self loathing when you can look forward to the future.
>>5669133
yeah honestly i'll only be worried if i don't look as good as i think i will once i begin transitioning more
>>5669142
Is that what you're wearing or them?
>>5669135
13 was a terrible game but i did like the cast if characters and then story. I found 13-2 and 13-3 to be much better
>>5669139
Lightning is one of the worst ff chracters next to yuna.
Larsa is best female ff chracter
>tfw will never be waiting with a blunt rolled for bf to get home from work for a lewd smoke session to relax him
Why life, /mtfg/?
>>5669002
https://clyp.it/t12cvouh
>>5669140
oddish_again.jpg
>>5669086
>anal rape
no much worse, he's gonna make you poop then prick it with his dick and penetrate you through
that's the basic edgar treatment for ya
>>5669116
das me tbqh
>>5669139
I like female Cloud as well but not enough to play her games.
>>5669140
thank you for voicing your opinion, anon. :-)
>>5669149
post your crazy horrid laugh
>>5669144
Me of course, but I guess it makes me kinda gay too
>>5669140
Could we not
I like Edie.
>>5669146
Idk dude i played up to xiii-2 and it was still awful.
>>5669133
trip on elanna
>>5669147
Angie pls we will have to fite over this. but I agree yuna is awful. which game is larsa from?
>>5669149
bit it is, you pitched a tent in your moms dress the moment you put on your girl voice
>>5669165
I haven't had an erection in 3 months
>>5669160
>>5669168
Why are oddish and edie such stupid cunts?
>>5669147
m a r r y
e
>>5669176
>the joke
>my head
I missed it completely ;_;
someone come choke me
>>5669168
done
>>5669173
dayuum oddish could be a cute
>>5669171
that recording is 3 months old?
>>5669188
i dont think all the money in the world could afford the kind of ring you deserve bb - plus i'm poor. ( besides, hugging is one thing but i think your boyfriend may draw the line at marriage.
>>5669191
no
how hard is it for you to grasp that I don't find my own femininity appealing or sexual?
When tucking, how do I get them to stay up inside of me? They always fall out with ease. Anyone have an infographic or a super secret tucking technique they could share?
>>5669202
I don't think my bf will get me a ring with at least one of my fav gemstones (Ruby, emerald and sapphire)
>>5669205
>I don't find my own femininity appealing or sexual?
it's ok Eliot, neither do we :^)
>>5669206
Tight underwear or a gaff.
>>5669206
use safety pins
>>5669206
don't bother tucking, it's a waste of time. just pretend it's a camel toe and dress accordingly to cover it, i.e. no leggings without a long top to cover the groin, don't wear skinny jeans that you don't feel confident in, etc
having a small penis helps, so if yours is bigger than your thumb idk how to help you
>>5669210
>tfw you will never be able to afford a ring with all three. or one in the ring, one in a necklace and one in a bracelet or something. i need to win some lotteries..
>>5669153
>he's gonna make you poop then prick it with his dick and penetrate you through
>that's the basic edgar treatment for ya
You have issues, konata.
i dont get why you guys are so anti scat
>>5669206
Wear two layers of tight underwear, with one of them kind of giving you a wedgie if that makes sense. It's going to hurt a lot.
>>5669229
In my case, it's because shit smells bad and is highly unsanitary.
>>5669206
wearing a pair of bikini panties and then boy shorts over them works for me
>>5669235
scat is the most intimate part of a person, for them to trust you enough to share their scat with you is truly beautiful and human
>>5669229
>(you)
>>5669213
::^^)
>>5669237
How does Kayla have good hips?
>>5669206
Here's a few how-to's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMO-ZA7tTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzp9tbedh7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMfMAh7-RSU
Oh, and buy yourself a Gaff.
so how is your life going? what have you been up to?
time for a new thread bitches
>>5669248
Lets face it, unless you're waiting until the sexytime to let them know you're trans (not recommended), if they're still with you they're probably going to be okay with the bulge.
>>5669236
>you are starting to sound just like my therapist!
Well, I hope you listen to them!
I think that most people, maybe at least 99.999% would not say or think what you said.
>>5669215
All of my tight underwear isnt wide enough at the part that it needs to be for that to work. It does sometimes but then they'll slip out.
>>5669217
Thanks senpai.
>>5669220
I want to wear tight jeans though! My bf loves the way they look on me, i just have trouble tucking sometimes so I get really self conscious out in public about it when I wear them. He says its impossible to tell even when not tucked but i disagree.
>>5669234
That could work, but, meh. I need an orchi already.
>>5669251
Thanks, hopefully one of those videos will teach me an ancient chinese secret tucking technique.
>>5669254
>implying any of us are going to make it to 2066
>>5669237
that pic makes me feel sorry for miss cock, I bet she can't breath like that, she is a good girl and doesn't need that kind of punishment
>>5669277
lol
>>5669254
Everyone detransed
>>5669277
I wonder if in some alternate universe there is a tripfag on /ftmg/ called Kylar with a mister vagina.
>>5669271
Just buy a gaff then. They work better than I had thought before getting one.
>>5669263
They know, but i still wanna be...like...no bulge sex time.
>>5669254
loaded my mind onto my new robo body, never been better
I enlisted into the federation star fleet secretly as a 19 year old private, soon I will be commander of my own ship and sail the cosmos as an undying female android
>>5669277
dw she gets plenty of air time on /b/
>>5669271
>tfw no bf who loves how I look in jeans despite how insecure I am
:<
>tfw we're having a birthday party for Mado apparently
>tfw they're all doped up
>tfw i cant even do anything cause my serotonin levels are fucked
at least hanging out with adri all day was fucking fun as h*ck : - 3
>>5669254
>2066
>not surrendering yourself in servitude towards God King Trump
>>5669271
>Thanks, hopefully one of those videos will teach me an ancient chinese secret tucking technique.
Haha, thats fine. Im just surprised you didn't google it before asking 4chan of all places.
>>5669254
im dead :^)
>>5669254
Just put the finishing touches on the mtfg photo album. We all look great, girls!
http://imgur.com/a/0VDGq
>>5669301
to answer your question on irc 4 hours ago, no i didn't.
>>5669299
idk honestly
I need to actually watch the debates and stuff
>>5669301
you'll always be in my heart <3
>>5669305
>omg make up on point girlfriends
>>5669306
>that's not what i said, that's what happened
:^O You need to find better partners....
>>5669254
i have a job interview this week to be an astronaut
>>5669319
me? it didn't happen to me my tomodachi
>>5669083
I kinda want whatever give me money I'd do porn if I could I just need to make that money so I can get rid of my ugly dick and man face.
So I was using chatubate and kinklive do those suck what's a good site to use for gross Huns like me?
>>5669282
I'm going to try with a homemade gaff, with the pantyhose and tubesock. I just wish there was a more attractive solution. Its not really all that sexy for my bf to take off of me.
>>5669297
Well, i know the basics and have googled it before, i was just hoping some of you here found a more convenient and modern solution.
>>5669332
Whatever. Its also not common if the anon's partner knows she is trans before getting busy.
>>5669359
>I just wish there was a more attractive solution.
Professionally-made ones these days look like panties.