Gay General - Lookin' at you lookin' at me Edition

there is something wrong with his chin/jaw but idk waht

that guy looks like the guy who took in my laptop in currys pc world

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https://poal.me/9snj2z

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>>5641507
What kind of straight man cries after hitting a woman?

Ive never felt bad about hitting a woman ever. I've pretended too once the cops came so I don't go to jail but women 10/10 times deserve it. Why would you want some bitch that cries over a bruised up princess tbvvvh?

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>>5641710
Only Aryans allowed ITT.

first for fem4fem and masc4fem

Musicians are annoying

>>5641731
Kill yourself

I want irish anons cock in my mouth.

>>5641730
btw the poll has a chat function

>>5641649
Maybe that's why I'm in such a bad mood. I missed my workout yesterday because of work, and I'm going to miss it again today.
>>5641657
You're going to have to explain that one to me.
>>5641666
>666
>satan doesn't want me to cut down a tree
What deviltree is this?
>>5641674
I'm just in a bad mood. I don't remember the last time I was this angry.

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>>5641735
>fem4fem

Nah

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>>5641744

Go do some sprints and scare members of the public

i love it, its great for when youre mad

>>5641710

He's cute, too.

>>5641736
punish me anon

>>5641752
SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMN YOU FUCKING SLUT DISGUSTING TRANNY!

>>5641758

Isn't your life bad enough already?

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>>5641741
mine as well?

>>5641752
>>5641730
SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>5641735
so where the fuck are us mascs who aren't attracted to fems supposed to do? hang ourselves?

>>5641748
yes

>>5641765
Convertion or exile

>>5641734
>Aryan
>posts a ranga
Holy fuck you're retarded

>>5641751
Maybe. I'm not a huge running fan.
I'll give it a try, but I have a feeling, I'll just be angry and also out of breath.

I think I've got a punching bag in the garage somewhere.

>tfw straight
>tfw no bf to do cute things with

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>>5640100

I know that feel. I posted as Rugby once as a joke and they banned me for 30 days. I don't even live in his shitty country and they denied my appeal when I told them that.

>>5641741
This tote ain't the real senpai
Or else it's deep memeing
>>5641690
Your not an anon to me
>>5641695
Never
>>5641696
I think you missed the joke bub
Maybe next time champ
>>5641715
Says the grinch poster
>>5641718
Just do manly stuff Ann

>>5641741

Nice try

>>5641785
do cute things with me

>>5641788
Want to fuck my boy pussy?

>>5641787
Im permanetely banned for spamming and now I can only shitpost in spurts because it takes me twenty minutes to find an ip that works.

I appealed but I've been banned over 45 times.

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It's half past 3 and I've already jerked off 3 times today
I've only been awake since 12 so that means I've been jerking off once an hour

I think I have a problem guys

I've got a massive cock. It's 9" long and thick too.
But it's pretty ugly and bent. I'm also a virgin neckbeard.

>>5641807
Post pics, let gaygen decide.

>>5641807

that's above average, not massive

>>5641735
+1 anonymous
>>5641765
yah
>>5641787
that pic did warrant a ban t b h

>>5641811
It's massive.
>>5641810
Decide what? I already know it's ugly.

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>>5641741
everyone please stop being thirsty over his basic ass

>>5641821

i like you bro, you seem cool
where do you live?

>>5641821
>thinks that its the real senpai

Self-fucking myself feels so good. Real tops only bottom for themselves.

>>5641818
>God damnit I need to punch something.
Punch your own balls.

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>>5641818
>alcoholic
>on hormones
>blogposter
>namefag
>bad taste
>unpleasant

>>5641818

You just need a good dickin.

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>>5641818
>this post

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>>5641818

Sus

but if true oh boy

>>5641827

True.

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Fine I guess I need to get a secure trip then.
Any other posts under "Senpai" arent me.

>>5641818

post bussy desu

>>5641818
>Ann is a bottom now
The tops are dying out. I'm putting myself on suicide watch.

>tfw when when you're crying to say it aint so by weezer


WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO STEPFATHER?

>>5641825
Baldimore Murderland, Baby

What ever happened to m00t? 4chan has gone down hill since being bought by the chinese government.

>>5641818
you act like a hysterical woman and you know what they say about them ... how to fix them, right_

>>5641847

Stop that

>>5641856
Hey you need a good dickin

>>5641847
>>5641856

First time a trip has been funny or likable on gaygen

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>>5641818

>>5641860
And its not even senpai.

Hitler go on
>>5641730
https://poal.me/9snj2z

:3

>>5641797
Are you surrey anon?
>>5641818
It's ok, mb

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>>5641839
>senpai - like a shark, he senses another top wavering in his resolution - and strikes
>another stinging comment landed, tonight senpai will sleep soundly - reaffirmed in his absolute certainty that his butt is a no-go zone
>at least for today

>>5641873

>tfw Attenborough will die in your lifetime

No I want to get off the feels train

>>5641868
No. I'm Berkshire anon

>>5641859

I really do.

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OKAY I am going to make toast.

Just remember that these imposters are not me.

Kthxbye

>>5641877
>that feeling when you know it's inevitable
>that feeling when terry wogan died today
I want off this wild ride

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>>5641889

Bye fakesenpai.

>>5641885
I feel like I should know that but I don't
Soz could you refresh me

>>5641818
I like it anon. You used proper punctuation and everything.

Also: Post bussy.

>>5641904

>pretending it wasnt you for maximum damage control

Ingenious

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>>5641877
>>5641899

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>>5641901
The other one is still here but I have to go.

>>5641902
Ulster bitch

>>5641904

Lol too late now

>>5641911
Oh I assumed Berkshire was in England sorry

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would you date a girlbear?

>>5641925
It is, senpai

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>>5641907
kek. I wouldn't be drinking corona.

>>5641928

Obviously not

>>5641928

No

>>5641930
Emm what
I need clarification please
Who tf is Berkshire anon

>>5641818

I KNEW IT

>>5641939
Me.

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>everyone is senpai now

yass kweens

>>5641942
Ok and can I see pics or how I should know you

>>5641933
>drinking corona
Are you 15 year old girl?

>>5641945

I'm not

>>5641947
No

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>>5641818

>Deleted

Jokes on you Ann, I already screencapped it.

nice try :3

>>5641948
Wut?
No I meant a good bear like a Milk Stout, or something imperial.

>>5641963

Everyone knew this already

>>5641959
How do I know you when did we type and chat or what about

>>5641928
Looks like Kleppe to me. Everyone looks like kleppe to me now since bully-kun keeps posting him the damn weirdo.

>>5641963
lol I like it.
You're going to give allot of tops false hope though.

>>5641980

D A M A G E
C
O
N
T
R
O
L

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Have you checked out what your straight crushes in HS have been up to?


Found out mine has been in & out of jail for felonies and has schizophrenia and other issues. He's a satanist, believes he has millions of dollars owed to him by the government, and apparently is youtube famous or whatever.

It's amazing how people can totally fuck up their life...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjKxqj-W6_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8bRrQt-qxM

>>5641980

desperate huh?

dont worry babe, Daddy will take care of you. Just suck this.

>>5641985
That's not how that works

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>>5641980
I'm a top, but I'd let you fuck my man hole Ann.

>>5641995
Post pics bb.

>>5641990
I think he's better off than you are. I mean look at yourself. Jesus!

>>5642002

You first, kitten

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Who wants art done post pics im bored

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So if I can|t seduce Hitler, who should I focus on?
Preferably not someone top like hitler, I don|t want to have to turn him into a bottom as well ... OH AND increase his sex drive somehow.

>>5642007

Draw Noel "Razor" Smith

aka Ann's boycrush

>>5642005

what about me? :(

>>5641980
Are you at work bb

>>5642023

Would you top Ann if he asked you to?

>>5642013
>who should I focus on?
yourself

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>>5642033
:DD

>>5642007
draw the femboi crew desu
make it lolworthy

>>5642039
that reminds I don't have class tomorrow so I'm gonna watch a shit ton of loveboat

>>5642007
Draw me as not a potato
Hard mode: not a Vegetable

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>>5642007
draw me

>>5642050
So draw a faggot who looks like Justin bieber if he was a stoner?

I wish my mom wouldn't call me every other hour and tell I need to make friends and go out

>>5642032
No, he doesn't do butt stuff.

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>>5642007
Draw Hitler, my precious radiant jewel. :3

>>5642063

Fine. If a copy of Ann, identical in every way except that he loved butt stuff, asked you to dick him would you?

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Today just feels like a bad boring day.

No one wants to hang out, dating apps are all dead and devoid of interesting people, and I finished both my book and my new show so I'm super bored

>>5642039

I knew I should have bought that boat captain hat when I saw it

>>5642050
tfw he will never be urs

>>5642068

What are you studying/what is your passion?

>>5642067
I don't like this hypothetical question. Why would I want to top a man with a big dick when he could be pounding me?

>>5642080

you could take turns? its not like the two options are mutually exclusive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbVneUlnQZc

SO FUCKING BADASS

>>5642080

How big is your dick, RDR?
>if its more than 6.5 inches im going to kill myself btw

What exactly do gay men find attractive about other men? Asking purely out of honest curiosity.

I love tits on a woman. When she's got hips and a fat ass to top it off, it's like looking at classical art to me. All I can think is that I must inseminate this woman with my seed.

What's it like for gay dudes? What goes through your mind? Sometimes when I'm binging on too much porn and I get too horny, I kind of get turned on by the thought out of dominating the shit out of a sissy because the idea of making a dude my bitch and feminizing him gets me going. Is it like that for gay guys or is it something else that turns you on?

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>>5642092
what are you listening to right now, guys?

>>5642087
I don't want to fuck him

>>5642093
Actually it's 6.5 lol

>>5642074

I gave up on school almost a decade ago.

My passion is collecting figures, mainly

>>5642006
No joy. I'm still at work.
>>5642014
I'm surprised you remember that one.
>>5642023
Yeah. Doing book keeping stuff.

>>5642101

I'm watching KI Cup

>>5642096
face, torso and ass
also legs too

>>5642096
cock

>>5642096

Masculinity... Nice facial hair, tall, handsome or rugged, looks to eat and talk about his interests, has a foreskin...

>>5642106

Do you hotglue them? Can I watch?

>>5642106
What kinda figures ?

>>5642045
"the femboi crew"
so me hitler 5652 nick and a bunch of non binary trannies?

>>5642096

Men are more cuddleable than women, body hair is great.

Women are all fat, you can only really get hard muscle on a man. Similarly women are weak, and none of them ever lift because society has made them so entitled they dont have to make an effort.

Men share interests with me usually, women don't. I have no interest in shopping or anything, I like heavy weightlifting and academics.

Male faces are more defined, women just look fat and doughy. Womens faces are all makeuppy and fake, mens faces are real and aesthetic.

Sexually the idea of a guy even bigger than me taking charge and dominating me on my back is my go-to mental image, as is cuddling and running my fingers through a guys chest hair.

>>5642107
Lame, I was going to try and cheer you up on skype

>>5642096

I don't know, I'd probably be bi if had any real capacity for women. I mean, I can kiss and cuddle a girl and it's enjoyable but it's like potato chips I'd never be satisfied.

>>5642120
>>5642118
>>5642115
So none of you dudes ever feel the primal call of fucking somebody so hard that you get their whole family pregnant? I'm not even interested in having a kid in the slightest, but when I see a beautiful woman, I want to bury my dick into her cevix. I've seen some amateur tranny porn where the dude looks like he's trying to get the shemale pregnant, and even that's pretty hot.

>>5642101
Currently watching Bleach. Not listening to anything.

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>>5642096
It's hard to describe. I like muscles, I like masculinity. Tight bodies, nice butts. Cute smiles. Rubbing the neck of a boy with short hair.
It's how you feel for women, but the feelings are for a guy.

I prefer masculine college dude types, but I'll post a fem for you.

>>5642096
Overall I find femininity attractive
androgynous looking boys are top tier for me
but as for specific features, I find stomachs pretty attractive along with slim/lean bodies

>>5642138
Thanks m8. I don't need cheering up though. I'm not sad, lol. I just need something to vent my frustations on, prefferably violently.

How was dinner with the prof? When's the wedding date? lol

>>5642145
>So none of you dudes ever feel the primal call of fucking somebody so hard that you get their whole family pregnant?
>implying
of course, that has very much to do with it

>>5642145

Sometimes when I see a guy I have an urge to drop to my knees and service him as a disposable fucktoy.

Thats about as intense as it gets though

Why does everyone dislike Circe? He's pretty cool

>>5642164
>he

Did you see "his" penis?

>>5642164

its literally 2 ppl

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>>5642136

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>>5642096
big muscular hairy guys who'll fuck me in my asshole and make me suck their dick tbqh family
I get off to the idea of being a boy-slave

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4zm9L4rIGw

>>5642101
best anthem of a no longer existing nation there is I think

so fucking kawaii

>>5642181

lol at that anatomy
i hope you arent an art student

>>5642154
Go kill a hooker
>dinner
We didn't have dinner yet lol
There is no d8 m8!
I did text him earlier to see if he wanted to fuck..

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Why are neonazis always ugly? Are they ugly because they are poltards or are they poltards because they are ugly?

>>5642167
No I didn't. I didn't meet him for a hookup. If I wanted a hook up theres guys in my area on grindr.
>>5642171
It seems like every time he says something someone is always pitching a fit about it.

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>>5642195

Ugly can have many meanings

>>5642193
>There is no d8 m8!
Good. I can't afford to buy another suit.

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>>5642187
>implying im even trying

>>5641710
Middle easterners are master race aesthetically. Most handsome men on earth

>>5642218
You must not meet allot of middle easterners.

>>5642195
they live a hard life of alcohol and drug abuse, they age quickly, but I guess some of them start out as prettty cute guys

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>>5642230
>allot

>>5642230
Most of them are hideous but the ones that look good are the most handsome men I have ever seen

>>5642230
>allot
Shit.

>>5642218
>>5642230 this

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>>5642235

>>5642247

Unless you're going to cook me supper I'm not interested in your sass, boy.

>>5642174
post pic haru

>>5642230
>hairy
>tan skin
>masculine
What else could you ask for? Are you into femboys and traps?

>>5642204
Pfft I'm not a bitch like that woman.
Is it paid for yet?

>>5642218
FALSE

>>5642247
>filename
Do you think Daniel Craig would be roast beef ?

>>5642249
>Unless you're going to cook me supper
>Deliberately wants to get food poisoning
You either have a nurse fetish or a death wish.
Which one is it?

>>5642235
Sorry bb. Trying to stop.
>>5642247
Fuck I'm hungry. This cut is suck.
Looked preddy good in the mirror this morning though.
>>5642255
>2500 tokens to go.

>>5642218
nah, whites uber alles

>>5642124

No, but my star lord m does look like Chris Pratt who is my husbando

>>5642272

Why would I get food poisoning

Also I might have a nurse fetish, what of it?

>>5642236
This. There is no such thing as an average looking Arab, they are either cromagnon mode or walking gods.

>>5642277
Eat celery.
Or cock.
I prefer cock over celery.

>>5642283
Scandinavians all look like effeminate faggots. Southern Europeans and Middle Easterners are master race. Western Europeans and Slavs are average.

>>5642251
Maybe later

Man this diet sucks, I'm just going to start exercising more

>>5642288
>Why would I get food poisoning
I'm not saying I'm a bad cook, but according to international safety measures it needs a toxic hazard sign.
>what of it?
It would explain you willingly eating the hellish meals I cook.

>>5642310
>tfw no cook from hell bf

>>5642297
gay t b h

>>5642294
I prefer effeminate guys to ugly ones.

>>5642306
Iktf

>>5642277
Not bad bb, also I'll need weekly progress photos sent to me regularly

>>5642306
why don't you just get a proper and balanced diet?

>>5642145
this >>5642160
I imagine in many ways craving to be a guy's fucktoy is no different from what women feel as an urge to be inseminated

>>5642322
Y-you're the gay one desu

>>5642335
Can't wait to see their faces when I tell them where I got the money. I might have to do it as a toast.
>>5642335
>I'll need weekly progress photos
You first bb. When you getting the wax done?

>>5642367
If you don't think it'll offend people too much I'd say go for it.
>wax
Next weekend. I've had to muster up the courage lol

>>5642377
You'll be fine
Like I said, if I can handle it, so can you.

>>5642361
n-no you *blushes*
where are u from haru btw

>>5642377
>Waxing
What are you? Fem?

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>>5642384
You are so diligent in taking care of your body.
You are so wonderful.

>>5642419
qt muscle fem

>>5642386
I'm from the US sadly. Ohio to be exact

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>>5642419
>What are you? Fem?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS GIRL YASSSSSSSSSSSS

>>5642441
Ohio's not that far, post pics bb.

>>5642439
That's pretty gay, Ann
>>5642451
Thanks ace
I really got'em
>>5642461
Thirsty
Don't do it haru, he's secretly a female body builder

>>5642343

I'm lazy

>>5642441
I'm so very sorry for you
I've been there a few too many times

>>5642476
then stop crying

>>5642441
>Ohio
I'm so sorry. Well maybe. It might be better than NC.

>>5642441
owww ;-;
why are there no brits in gg anymore
>>5642439
jfc you are such a faggot

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>>5642478
Kiss me already

Can someone link me to how "yas" is supposed to be pronounced/where it came from?

>>5642466
>That's pretty gay, Ann
Your face is gay.
>>5642466
>he's secretly a female body builder
It's not secret if you keep telling people. >=(

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>>5642482

I'm not crying, I'm like "fuck you, diet"

>>5642496
I've always said i like "Y-ass"
Probably emo kids from like 2007

>>5642486
Shut up, you get surrey-anon, what else do you need?

>>5642496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pn0JKmy5-M

>>5642498
Look if I have to keep your oestrogen levels up I'm telling people you're a female body builder
And thanks I've been trying to fem up

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>tfw no one here is as hot as this man

>>5642461
I will later

>>5642478
>>5642485
Yeah it's terrible here (pls save me)

>>5642486
But I do plan on getting my English degree and teaching abroad somewhere

>>5642522
god, I will get a man like him someday

>>5642531
Come to PA
we're not as shit as Ohio

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>>5642522
Disproven

>>5642516

I don't get it. Why is it a meme

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>>5642536
>tfw no 8'6" 320 lb hairy muscle bf to pound your 145lb 6'0 Boypussy

>>5642522
I should do a crazy bulk and go as halfthor for Halloween. I'd still be too small, so it'd be like half-Halfthor

>>5642542
Did you see him after
He was smouldering
>>5642556
Just bulk up and go as jeoffrey

>>5642554
How big is your dick?

>watching grease live
this is some shit no olivia newton john and rizzo sucks

>>5642514
i have no idea who that is and i dont think i care
>>5642522
you were saying ;););)
>>5642531
i dont plan on living in england all of my life either
idk where yet but somewhere dangerous with a high mortality rate

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>>5642556
it's called quarter-thor mong
>>5642571
6.5" long 1.3" girth

>>5642563
Yeah like unf I'd melt in his arms.

>>5642419
Need to get rid of hair for bodybuilding comp.

>>5642522
He's nice as fuck, I've met him a few times and have watched he'd him compete during the world's strongest man finals. His whole family is huge

>>5642579
>1.3" girth
girl, what

>>5642588
That's pretty fem
>>5642581
I know rite

>>5642554
more like
>150lb 5'7" bp
try to be as qt as me plz

>>5642384
I'm really most concerned with having my asshole waxed. I feel like I'll start laughing from the pain

What trips do you think has mental disorders?

>>5642597
Still more masc than you small fry

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>>5642589
>he didn't get his girth measured on penis inspection day

>>5642612

All of them

why do we lack the instinct to procreate

>>5642612
Isn't that a requirement to trip?

>>5642606
Yeah the asshole hurts quite a bit, but you'll be aight.
Even if you start laughing so what lol

>>5642616
No, I've measured my dick before
just thought you made a typo saying your dick was 1.3 inches thick

>>5642612
every single 'fem' by definition

>>5642612
Aced because hes a furry
Circe because literally two people
5652 because drug abuse
hitler because nihilism
sludgepuppy eating
jupp retardation
SP super retardation

How are you supposed to measure girth anyway

What's the average?

>>5642540
I go to PA quite a lot actually. My aunt lives near West Middlesex and I sometimes spend the summer there. My family knows some amish there too

>>5642575
We could live in someplace like Russia or Nigeria together :D

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>>5642491
>>5642423
just wondering how cute do you think he is?

>>5642606
I'd be worried more about the balls.
>>5642612
All of them. Most of the anon's too.

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qt

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>>5642596
>quarter Thor
IF I bulked I could be full Thor
>>5642612
>has
Have*
Idk
>>5642613
Marc is a state of mind
Are you gonna rub hemorroid cream on your chest and oil
>>5642627
Not on the list
Oh yess

>>5642622
We got breeders to do that for us.

>>5642644
No

>>5642627
>hitler because nihilism
lol

>>5642628
tape measure

>>5642629
don't get me started on the fucking amish

>>5642645
where's his dick?

>>5642622
speak for yourself. i want to be a father so much it fucking hurts.

but gay. :(

>>5642644
>'Alex from Target' is getting death threats and is afraid to go out in public because of screaming fangirls ...as it's revealed he's more popular than JUSTIN BIEBER

>>5642645
>Marc is a state of mind
Yeah, but that's neither heather nor there.

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>>5642662
just have a surrogate child or adopt if you really want to be a father.

>>5642655
>tape measure

Do you go around or across?

>>5642662
Children will make you suffer for life. It is literally the worst decision someone can make. My family has been extremely shitty because of my sister, would never risk going through what my parents went.

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>tfw taking a shower
>look down
>tits are getting fucking big
>never had tits before so this is making me really uncomfy
>start crying because im a little bitch
>go down stairs lift up shirt to show mum
>"look they jiggle now wtf"
>she cant take my tranny bs seriously and just starts laughing uncontrollably over my misfortune
fuck this gay earth ;~;

>>5642672
Ugh you know I meant masc
>>5642659
already inside you

>>5642662
if you're gay then you lack that instinct.
basic sexual attraction to the opposite sex is what drives us to reproduce. it's nature.

you might want to be a father, but you certainly lack the instinct to mate.
that is so fucking weird.

>>5642685
>already inside you
damn, if only...

>>5642684
>"look they jiggle now wtf"
>she cant take my tranny bs seriously and just starts laughing uncontrollably over my misfortune
AHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

LOOOOOOOOOOL

starve yourself dude, this is your last hope

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>>5642681

>>5642622

I don't

>>5642624
I can only imagine the look on her face when they go to put the wax in between my cheeks and see my non-virgin asshole lol

>>5642633
Not much hair there

>>5642673
a real father you stupid faggot. fuck man.
>>5642682
i've been raised by awesome parents. i want to have that together with someone for myself. trips to the beach and the markets together. bedtime stories and motocross and shit.

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>>5642697
that's what ive been doing but recently ive been meeting my recommended calorie intake... ;~;
g-guess ill have to go back to starving myself.

>>5642703
so you're attracted to girls too

good for you

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>>5642710
wow rude desu

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>>5642707
>see my non-virgin asshole
How loose is it jfc
does it look like pic related

>>5642627

What does that even mean

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>>5642713
how about no m8.

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>>5642714
why does a 33 year old man live with his mother have tits and post anime images on 4chan all day

>>5642714
Hey booger

>>5642724
You're a man growing tits and you ran downstairs and showed your mom your tits...

What the fuck.

>>5642728
i am what happens when you do drugs tbqh.

I'm gonna start streaming on twitch. Im hoping I get a few fans because I don't look like a nerdy gamer. But I ain't pro at any games yet so I'm gonna have to serve the bant hard

>>5642728
A better question would be how dosen't he.

>>5642733
hey chauncey. long time no see. how's things?

>>5642736
yes hello that's me.

>>5642707

I mean I would think most guys getting their ass cracks waxed would be bottoms so it's probs not something she hasn't seen before

>>5642716
IT'S COMPLICATED, MOM

>>5642758
(citation needed)

>>5642758
Cool. Nobody actually asked about your life.

>>5642733
oh lawd

>>5642758
What?

>>5642655
They have some good food tho

>>5642749
Post pic of tits

Seriously though there is always surgery?

>>5641990
Never had a straight crush. Had a gay crush who's a moderately successful actor in NYC now. He was sweet on me too, and I never moved forward because of being in the damn closet.

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>>5642775
don't mastectomies like fuck up your nipple aesthetics though? i know they make them less sensitive too. ;~;

>>5642627
Awesome Anon doesn't think I have a mental disorder!!!

>>5642684
Dude, there are ways to get rid of gyno I think letrozole is the big one, non-surgery wise.
http://www.evolutionary.org/letrozole-femara#gynecomastia

>>5642781
I had a crush on a model in my school. He walked for Armani last year.

Lol not that he actually knows who I am.

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>>5642783
>nipple aesthetics

Gaygen has given me a really low opinion on fems

>>5642795
Are you literally autistic? What are you talking about?

>orgasm so hard I needed my inhaler
>tfw boyfriend is nervous about going down on me again because of it

Goddamn it

>>5642629
yah maybe
idk where specifically i just want to get into sound tech work for news media so i can go to warzones and generally fucked up places
>>5642684
t b h why dont u just diy them
small insertion under the breasts remove any breast tissue sew them back up again ezee pzee

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>>5642811
shut the fuck up and take my bait im bored and usually its easy to bait people here

>>5642811
they're trying to join the circle jerk

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>>5642749
Good, good. I sent my college stuff off last week and my crush's best friend has a thing for me. 3 more months in highschool then I'm going to San Francisco for the summer. Started back watching Emmerdale to find out Gordon raped Aaron, I had a panic attack driving and my dad cracked jokes and that's about it.
Aside from
>>5642684
How's life been treating you?
>>5642770
I finally mellowed out and stopped attention whoring so I don't think I'll be annoying you guys much anymore. If anything I'll just be like gif related at all this shit
>>5642752
I used to shave mine but it got itchy and I don't like scratching in public.

>>5642722
Lol that's gross dude. I don't have any reason to lie, I have that coin slot thing going on. I do kegels all the damn time no lie lol is it even possible to have that perma-gap? Lol

>>5642752
I forgot about this, plus the city where I'm getting it done is known for having gays. There's a pride parade here and I don't mean weho lol

>tfw drank an xtra large coffee with two expresso shots and a red bull
>want to shitpost but decide that im just going to read the bible and chill out at the coffee shop

Gaygen, knowing that uncut is master race, how would you feel about a dick that is uncut but has a relatively short foreskin, such that the head isn't actually usually covered when soft?

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>>5642832

It's okay

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>>5642794
>lowers estrogen levels
;~; ;~; ;~; ;~; ;~; ;~; i can not worry emoticon enough here...

>>5642805
same tho

>>5642820
.... .... ... .. .. .. . . .. ... ..
also hi sorry for not responding to your skype right away. ;~; ill reply back soon i promise.

>>5642825
nothing much really. work stuff. family stuff. mundane life... yours seems more exciting. panic attacks arent fun but i know those feels. :/

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>>5642795
At no point in any of those replies did anyone mention drugs at all.

Your post just made you sound like a pretentious cunt.
I can semi believe it now though, since I can believe you have no social life since your skills to read social cues from text are obviously lacking. Maybe you are some kind of programming genius, but that doesn't stop you coming across as a total autist.

>>5642832
freak of nature

>>5642819
Well that must have been good
I never needed my inhaler

>>5642839
is it really though?

>>5642844
That's what I was thinking

>>5642832
>uncut is master race
lel

>>5642819
loooooool

>tfw no nerdy bf

>>5642832

Sounds cute

like a lil turtleneck

>>5642854
look guys. a cutfag mudslime.

>>5642851

Well, I'd have to see it to make an accurate assessment but short foreskin is ok, vastly superior to no foreskin anyway

>>5642830
>I have that coin slot thing going on
I'm going to need pictures because I have no clue wtf that is
I don't really do things with my asshole all the much and I'm a virgin so not familiar with how the asshole looks when it starts to become perma loose

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>>5642841
i am a total autist though, i just talk to my bf irl and no one else :)

>>5642819
That happened to my ex one time. We were fucking one time and he cums. Then we lay there enjoying the pillow talk and start round 2. Then he cums the 2nd time and he has an asthma attack.

>>5642854

Are you an alcoholic because you're sad about your jew penis?

>>5642869
New Freddie?

>>5642840
Don't worry about it. Your estro levels with crash for a little bit, but they bounce back after you stop taking it, you only have to stay on long enough for the tits to go away.

>>5642881
Hes probably the grinch poster.

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>>5642830
>is it even possible to have that perma-gap?
I heard that your asshole can actually be permanently destroyed where it never closes. There's this boy that used to get fucked for days on end until his ass stopped closing. It smells like shit when he walks and he can't hold his shit or farts in. He said he's tried washing it but the smell comes back worse. Even enemas don't help and now when he has sex, he doesn't feel it anymore.
>>5642868
This
>>5642881
Yeah
Pretty much lol

>>5642832
>uncut is master race
But uncut cocks taste really weird to me. Even if they are squeaky clean.

>>5642864
>>5642876
Enjoy your ant-eater cocks, and dick cheese.

>>5642819

That's hot though

>no bf to fuck almost to death

>>5642900

This is why nobody likes you

>>5642881
i've been around lgbt since 2013 femgen u thilly boith!

>>5642840
I used to just hyperventilate and get dizzy but now I feel numb and I can't move for about 5-10 seconds depending on the severity. My parents saw me have one but they're in denial. I'll greentext in a bit

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>>5642883
sounds decent. ill look into it. thanks ann.
not gonna lie tho im still a bit reluctant.