>be me, somewhere in spring 2015
>discover grindr, drunkenly text dudes at a bar
>looking for petite dudes, really my thing
>nothing available, drunk and needy
>end up finding some pre-op trans dude
>meh that'll do
>looks uglier irl, basically just a bald woman
>seems nice otherwise but doesn't really like me either
>fuck once anyway, part ways
>be this weekend, roughly a 1000 years ago
>same bar, first time there for a long while
>spot this blond 9/10 hobbit on the other side of the bar
>no point in looking, hot guys are always straight anyway
>accidentally look anyway, he spots me and comes over
>"Heeey remember me?"
>the freaking trans guy, actually gotten on hormones
>there with some turkish fucking titan that looks at me like murder
>why must life hurt me this way
if you liked it you should have put a ring on it.
>>5635714
>no point in looking, hot guys are always straight anyway
is this a thing?
ive heard fags take better care of themselves, or do the hot ones just self select from whatever miserable watering hole you regular?
>hot guys are always straight
You need to go to some straight bars. And then stop, obviously.
>"Heeey remember me?"
Brepare your boypucci cuz he's gonna rape you with his monsterclit.
>>5636254
It's more of an "you want what you can't have" kind of a thing.