tfw no Spanish bf

>>5607876

Spanish or Hispanic?

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>>5607889
Spanish or white Hispanic with Spanish heritage(which is pretty the same)

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>>5607876
Why that looks shopped as fuck?

>wanting a manlet bf

Untermensch, Slavs and Germans are the only way to go..

>>5609454
>Slavs and Germans are the only way to go
I'm a Slav

t. OP

>>5609514
that wud involve standing up + moving
t b h did consider cropping my face out but like someone probably would have got in a pissy about that too

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>>5609544
>my face when I see those beasts

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>>5609554

im spanish i can be your bf

>>5609582
Well, you can teach Spanish here

>>5609598
sure, what do you want to know?

>>5609512
Post dick. Slav dick.

>>5609582
What's your net worth?

>>5609612
Are you handsome?

who wants some papafranku's dick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL7Ok-jzGjE

>>5609617
a bajillion euros

>>5609544
>tfw not squished between them

>>5607876
>tfw no allen king spanishpornbf

So am I supposed to be psychic to find /gg/ next time post it in the title fag

>>5609566
trip on swede

>>5609648
we finna try to keep you out tbqh

>>5609454
Manlets make the best bottoms.
There are a bunch of qt mexican jocklets at my gym.
Every time I see them I have to resist the urge to grab 2 or 3 to take home.

>>5609529
>Leopard print
I'm pretty much fashion retared, and I wouldn't wear it.

>>5609619
I'd take it, but let's be v clear here, he's a giant tease and not worth the chase. Kind of like majority of vapid sluts on /gg/. Not worth it.

>>5609659
But I don't want to be a bottom.

t. 175

>>5609668
>not wanting to bottom for Ann's superior heterosexual dick
Are you fucking gay or something?

>>5609676
>Ann's superior heterosexual dick
This meme is more forced than the Straight Poo meme.

>>5609659
ur pretty much retarded full stop

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>>5609676
>heterosexual dick
You mean the bent dick of a literal cuckold?

I'm very curious, but why do some tripfags nonstop thirst over other tripfags but don't ever actually hook the up and shut the fuck up????

>>5609668
5'7" isn't that short it could be allot worse.
>>5609681
ikr
>>5609688
>wears leopard print
>thinks he's fierce

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tfw they ruined my thread

>>5609707
175 is actually 5'9

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>>5609707
Forgot pic

>>5609708
you're thread was confiscated by the order of the gay fascist futurists. please grab a manifesto by the door.

>>5609707
>>5609714
im 5,7

>>5609714
You're quite right, it's like 5.7something feet which is ~5'9". Even less to worry about.

>>5609681
>>5609696
Yall mad that once he's done ruining your bussy for marriage, he'll just wander off and find some woman to have three kids with while he totally forgets about you.

>>5609726
Why would anyone ever sleep with Ann? Literally a twink roleplaying as a top on some taiwanese traitor board LOL

I'm half Spanish (Galician) from my dad's side, Is that good enough?

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>>5609707
>allot
. lol

>>5609726
>he'll just wander off and find some woman
That worked out so well for him in the past.

>>5609737
Yeah, hook me up with your father.

>>5609741
I hope you don't mind his diabetes and snoring

>>5609750
tbqh it's fine as long as he doesn't visit 4chan

>>5609730
>Literally a twink
Not even a twunk, maybe i need to rethink this cut. lol
>>5609737
Post pics.
>>5609740
>allot
The retard is strong.

>>5609737
And Indian from your mother's side?

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>>5609763
>. lol
AURGH, IT BURNS.

>>5609763
Twunks are pretty massive in comparison to you Ann. Maybe it's the angles you take photos in, but you're easily twink category. Which is fine, I'm sure many are into twinks.

fuck you whoever said i looked like kayla btw
just found pics in the archive ewh

I'm, uh, like 1/16ths spaniard of, uh, some part of spain

Mostly northern south american, though.

>>5609805
why are you still here

>>5609793
lol your the best Kiwi anon. roflmao <3 :3

>>5609796
Time to get back in the gym. Maybe if I hit 225 poons, I'll finally excape twink mode.

i gotta try this
https://imgur.com/gallery/1AcGbkf

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>>5609817
>Calling me a kiwi on Australia Day
Not today, cunt. You can't ruin my spirits.

>>5609781
You wish

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Spanish men are hot.

>>5609845
>Australia Day
A whole day? Moving up in the world.

>>5609849
Are you qt?

>>5609871
No, I got the crap genes, imagine a balding Josh Gad

I have had sex with most of the fem trips ama

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>>5609869
We are a strong and proud country!
I don't plan on going outside until nightfall, but I've already had my first beer. You can join in the festivities too, Australia Day is for everyone!

Except those filthy Lebbo cunts.

Who made this shitty gay gen?

>>5609896
ur DAD

>>5609892
you must be rich

>>5609880
Typical Jew?

>>5609896
I created this thread, but some fag decided it's the gay gen now.

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>>5607876
>tfw spanish instagram husbando closed his account

I knew I should have downloaded every single pic of him but he had like 900 and I'm lazy
;-;

>talking to new guy

>brings up weed and asks if I do it

> fuck, not again

Weed is the worst drug

>>5609907
He's too tall, I'm into qt manlet Spaniards

>>5609903
Just without the money, although I do work for a law firm

>>5609895
I'll make sure to make my friends drink a round to Australia, the best Nation in the Southern Hemisphere.
>Step your game up New Zealand/South Africa/Brazil.

>tfw no deaf bf to talk dirty to me

>>5609920
>tfw no overly chatty deaf bf to handcuff to the bed, when he talks to much.

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>>5609914
>be Spanish
>look like Jew with a balding head

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>>5609915
That's the spirit, drink up with your buddies!

>>5609911
>too tall
he's like 5'8"

>>5609920
>tfw no blind bf to trick into thinking I'm cute

>>5609935
Lol then he must have a very long corpus and short legs

>>5609909
ffs why is everyone so judgmental
it helps me sleep and i like the way it feels + tastes leave me aloen

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>>5609952
idk he looks pretty well proportioned

>>5609952
>very long corpus
You know what they say big hands, big corpus.
>>5609959
As long as your personality doesn't revolve around it, it shouldn't be a problem.

>>5609969
ive been in that beach

>>5609987
lucky you

I wanna go there and pretend I'm drowning

(he's a lifeguard)

Holy shit, how is this supposed to be the gaygen

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>people in 2016 are still underestimating the brazilian gods

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>>5610005
It's pretty fucking gay, now that you're here.

>>5610023
brazilian white top kek

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R8 my introit

>>5610040
t. "White" argentinian

I came out. Anyone want the story? I'm actually kind of shaking still.

>>5610047
Shake your way off a steep cliff.

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Would you?

>>5610047

omg!!
spill the deets!

>>5610002
Is he a fag?

>>5610051
Si

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>>5610051
nah maybe when he's done with the drugs familia

>>5609984
what if im high af 24/7 non-stop but i never talk about it and no-one even knows unless they randomly see me smoking
>>5610042
read like two lines maybe??
was pretty shit tbf

>>5610066

>noone even knows
>wearing weed pyjamas

pick one

>>5610025
I guess I'm okay with this.

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tbqh twunks are the now and the future

>>5610072
i have weed undies and they were part of a multi-pack
just stahp kk

>>5610053
>Dad wants to take me to dinner so I figure I should actually come out.
> Call him up and ask if it's alright I bring my friend Debbie cause I need to tell him something
>He says its fine
>I go and pick her up and meet my dad at this really nice local place
>I'm already really nervous and stuttering some when I talk
>We sit down and order the food having general chit chat about our days and stuff
>The food gets here and we're eating in silence
>"Dad I really need to tell you something, and I brought Debbie for support since this has been bugging me for a while that we haven't told you."
>When I said we I guess he thought that I asked her to marry me since she's been my best friend since 5th grade.
>"No dad... I'm gay."
>He puts his fork down and sits there thinking for like 3 minutes. It honestly felt like an eternity.
>Finally speaks up and asks if I'm sure it's not a phase
>"I've been out publicly since I was 15 I'm sure it's not a phase." (By that I mean I was a slut since I was 15.)
>"Well I don't think you know what you're talking about, maybe you shouldn't tell anyone since you can't be sure at 19."
>"Oh."
>We finish eating and I awkwardly pay and leave with out saying bye to him.


What do I do guys I don't think he likes the thought of me being gay.

>>5610091
RIP slut
good riddance

>>5610091

>ive been a slut since i was 15

details on that?

>>5610051
Yeah, I'd let him roid rage all over my bp until he falls in love with me.

>>5610091
>can't be sure at 19
Your dad confirmed for closet case who was fucking dudes in college and then pretended to be straight to raise you. It all adds up.

>>5610091
Doesn't sound like he's a fan, no. He may come around with time. Good for you doing it.

My parents were nicer but they gave me the phase line too. Whatever happens now it's on him, not you....

Other than the hiv and subsequent financial ruin it will bring upon him should he choose to support your treatment. Whore

>>5610091
slap his mum up for being such a self-absorbed bellend
>He puts his fork down and sits there thinking for like 3 minutes.
likeee really tho..do some fucking parenting and stop thinking about what this says about you omfg

>>5610088
>weed undies

vaguely curious

>>5610103
Umm well I was always coming on to guys and stuff and partying and getting felt up and stuff and then I eventually lost my virginity to an older guy at a summer camp by the lake.

Jogging had my butt really hurting.
I think maybe has to do with upping my lifts.
Still feeling wobbly and hurt but its kind of nice, actually

>>5610122

j e l l y
>tfw 18 and never been to a party that lasted past midnight

i just have too much work...

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>>5610051
>He's wearing a cross necklace
My dick.

>>5610128
Take some time off drop some E and have a good time. But don't do what I did and get to into it.

trannies and kids leave /gg/ and go back to neopets or some shit goddamn

all sorts of cuties on campus today, im getting antsy. i wish i could pounce on one.

I just had some water.
It was okay I guess.
It's water.

>>5607889
Hispanic is not PR. They prefer to be called Latinos

>>5610230
so long as its not water from flint Michigan you should be fine

also your post reminded me of David Foster Wallace's This is Water

>>5610237
who cares how are they prefered to be called?

>>5610245
Southern California's tap water is also notoriously bad

>>5610237
Hispanic and Latino are completely separate terms with different meanings. You SJW baiting cucklord.

>>5610229
You're a predator.

>>5610247
>>>/pol/
or
>>>/trash/

you choose how to exit this no racism zone

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>>5610230
Is everything in your life just "okay"?

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>>5610253

>>5610249
I don't drink tap water so I wouldn't know. There are 10+ cases of water in my garage.

>>5610250
I'm many things

>>5610229
calling the police on you honestly.

>>5610250
Exactly that's why I said hispanic used for every single person in central and south america is politically incorrect because they are Latinos. The only hispanics are people who were born on hispanola, What is now known as Haiti and Dominican Republic.

Why don't you read before you get so defensive you cock guzzling freak

>>5610263
for why

>>5610270
literally wanting to pounce on freshman when you're at least 35 now

c h i l d
s e r v i c e s

>>5610262
is this a california thing?
i only started doing this once i moved here, not i only drink bottled water

>>5610269
>implying that people live on Hispaniola
Nice try, anon. Everyone knows it's an uninhabited wasteland, just like Venezuela.

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>>5610230
>tfw sp is slowly becoming a musclebear

>>5610281

Hey.. </3

>>5610281
http://www.diffen.com/difference/Hispanic_vs_Latino

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>>5610285
Very slowly, but yes.

>>5610277
if they say that theyre 18 its ok

>>5610280
im not sure if its popular in other states but ive been doing it ever since i was little

>>5610281
>>5610269
actually i believe it was the peninsula of Spain and Portugal that was once called Hispania.

>>5610280
I drink filtered tap water

but in SoCal I would only drink bottled
your guy's water is undrinkable imo

>>5610290
Yes, I'm aware. You notice that I'm the one who said they are different in the first place, not the one who gave the completely facetious Hispaniola definition. Thank you anon, you are excellent teacher.

>>5610289
South America may as well be a Mad Max movie at this point.

>>5610303
we have a filter on our tap and i still won't touch it idk why, i think deep down i'm paranoid that it was contributing to me getting hellacious tonsilitis last year (but that's probably unreasonable)

>>5610295
>tfw jupp and sp will never inject testosterone into each others butts

;_;

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>>5610303
>I drink filtered tap water
Oh my god, I can't with this fucking queen. I can't. I literally cannot even right now.

>>5610303
>filtered tap water
those zero water and brita bullshits only disguise the taste. The tap water you're drinking is going to keep you a man.

>>5610307
The future will be only 3 classes in college called "Google 101" and "Google 400" and for graduates it will be "Google 800".

I'm on well water with a significant iron content, actual city tap water tastes odd to me but it's fine. It's just water. Anyone who only drinks bottled when the tap isn't actually polluted is a prissy bitch.

>>5610323
I wish Google 101 was a required course now. So many people don't think to find information on their own and it's sad.

>>5610323
I got put in Bing 101. Does this mean I'm retarded?

>>5610303
We have a great filter. Get off your high horse. Just because we share a border with mehico doesnt mean we share water with them

The straight tap is worthless though i'll give you that

>>5610344
where in california are you?

going to lake ontario to drink some water boyz
wish me luck

>>5610322
>is going to keep you a man
that would only be a problem if I wasn't/didn't want to be a man

>>5610344
Eh, even my sister who lived in San Diego for 4 years wouldn't drink filtered tap

>>5610342
yes it's a prereq to Google which is far superior grade level, but you can only take Bing classes at community colleges.

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>>5610342
Bing?

>>5610351
An hour up the coast from LA

>>5610366
at least he didn't say Yahoo

>>5610377
No that's also on my curriculum. Also something called AOL. I really wish I knew what any of this meant!

>>5610368
hmm....interesting

>>5610381
>aol
i have 8000 free hours for you bb

>>5610381
Good lord, next thing you'll tell me is you're also enrolled in "Myspace 201"

so, I've had a bit of a situation which has lead me to re-evaluate what I want from a relationship and after being so sure that I was going to spend the rest of my life with a Man, something about that just seems off to me...
Like I haven't had feelings for a girl in about 5 years. But right now I'm so uncertain about what I want from my future.

I feel like I'm some sexually confused teen again.

>>5610391
That's next semester. I'm so excited I hear all the trendsetters are on it.

>>5610390
8000 free hours, but not one of them involving dick
smdh

>tfw pedobait
>tfw no qt 20-somethings hit on me because i look like a stupid little kid

ffs

>>5610397
come to socal and youll get it

>>5610400
t. Obese man in Montana with a deformed baby face

>>5610390
Inb4 doxx n' stalk

>>5610357
Some places are way worse, and the type of filter makes a huge difference. We have a p elaborate one for drinking water. Friends that use the faucet clip-on ones may as well not for the difference it makes.

You and sis sound picky though

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I NEED MORE CATS

>>5610408
Why would anyone willingly go to socal tbqh

>>5610416
here
http://i.imgur.com/5FGklgI.jpg

ITC: Ho is a bag

>>5610423
I already had that happen to me yesterday and it didn't bring any more cats to my garden. It just made my man happy

Have you fags upgraded your man yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nr8hPnZfMU

>>5610434
cum is all you need cats are a waste of resources

>>5610412
im not about that doxx life. I was just ask to ask you ouy for crumpets and tea

>>5610420
socal is amazing
>inb4 its not

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Like a week late to this but, hey, I found my test results

>>5610444
what is the website?

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>>5610441
Tell that to princess.
She's such a bitch, she's visited me 5 times but she's too exclusive to show me her face

>>5610444
oh hey i remember when gaygen took this test back in the day yo

>>5610442
>socal is amazing
pinocchio

>>5610451
Maybe that is her face.

>>5610463
i wish i was lying. maybe all the dumbasses would go back to their fucking hickvilles

Aw man Kyler Moss blocked me what a schmo.

>>5610469
What's great about it?

>>5610442
Oh goodness
Where did you attend Cotillion?

>>5610463
SoCal is (nice)

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>>5610444
I can't remember what I got, but it was something like 90% dominant/sadist/degrader.

>>5610449

p straight forwards
it's called bdsmtest.org

>>5610459

Yeah people were sharing their results a while ago and i really didn't wanna re-do it
but then i just thought about it again and realized how to easily find the results again

That test puts exhibitionism a lot lower than i feel like i like it, tho

>>5610424
Speak English.

>>5610416
Use the Ritzy Bitz for good gold fish returns, buy a Cardboard House to seduce Ms. Fortune, never refill the bowl as long as Tubbs is there. Get rich and buy the yard expansion quick for more cats.

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>>5610468
She's so coy

>>5610476

Probably why we get along so well.

>>5610480
Just put the ritzy bits out. Tubs hasn't turned up yet. Weeeeeee

>>5610473
certain beaches with decent surf, hollywoof, downtown la, lots of hiking trails. a lot of diversity...maybe too much. and qts for days lol

>>5610475
lol so what city are you in? if you dont want to say it here you can maybe add me on skype?

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>>5610486
Found it, it's not as extreme as I thought.

92% Dominant
88% Rigger
81% Degrader
70% Vanilla
64% Brat Tamer
58% Master/Mistress
58% Voyeur
48% Primal (Hunter)
48% Switch
47% Sadist
40% Owner
29% Daddy/Mommy
26% Ageplayer
24% Submissive
17% Degradee
14% Experimentalist
8% Rope Bunny
7% Exhibitionist
6% Girl/Boy
5% Masochist
5% Slave
5% Brat
4% Primal (Prey)
2% Non-monogamist
1% Pet

It was a pretty stupid test though.

>>5610496
>70% vanilla
fuck outta here with that, you and your schlepp GO
RRRREEEEEE

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>>5610494
>hollywoof
Is this a reference to hollywood fuzzy qts or completely accidental

>>5610496

You know, pretty much figured vanilla would be a bit up higher for you but it's higher than I guesses.
I don't mind tho, seeing your shy humany bits is still pretty cute.

Straight up tho but that test is actually pretty lame, yeah

>>5610505
wasnt accidental at all bb

http://49.media.tumblr.com/f2606895ad6ca92db53a8c9e4aeea30a/tumblr_ncajpeAmIX1tljkx5o1_400.gif

>>5610496
Mine was mostly vanilla and I think the most degenerate it got was bondage/rope shit

>>5610519

I've always wanted to try that

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>>5610512
>>5610501
>>5610522
I don't really know how it calculates vanilla. Harmonist got something like 97%, and he's a depraved foot fetishist.

>>5610494
Skype is good. This reminds me that i never added irish or ann and now i feel bad ;_;

Somebody poast their personal info pls

>>5610531
weird
I know my vanilla score was high because I I have next to zero sex drive and I find cuddling more interesting

I only get interested in weird/degenerate shit when I'm high I think

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why is gg so degenerate that they can't even properly make a thread familam?

>>5610531
its probably because you only like to close-mouth kiss.

>>5610538
my skype is RedDreadRevolver

>>5610546
were all pissed off about it anon

>>5610531

Yeah, I don't get it.
It's not like i'm being hunted down and fucked predatorily -every time- I have sex.
And I like hand holding and keeses and cuddling and romantic showers just as much as the next person.
Half of the questions beg or are loaded, too

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>>5610562
the other one isn't even at bump limit
like who messed up that badly

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>>5610444
...I Really need to get on Fetlife.

>>5610562

Can.. I add you, Dread? </3

>>5610567
that pic i tugging at my dick strings

also we dont know who did it, some random anon that needs to die

>>5610573
>fetlife
its not as good as youd expect it to be.

>>5610574
sure bb

>>5610577

Yyeess, FriendGET

>>5610577
I should start charging for my GOAT taste in men and blessing everyone's eyes.

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>>5610480
Yay

>>5610528
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e9b672d8fb59314d69a4fee3b0a54fdc/tumblr_nck8nfuEWV1sj9aa7o1_1280.jpg

>>5610592
im hardly worth the celebration

>>5610597
it tugs at my cock because i have the same taste so yes...we have goat taste

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I took the dumb test and got unsurprising results.

>>5610562
Can I add you RedDaddyRevolver?

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>>5610562
>tfw thinking of close-mouth kissing and holding hands with The Kleppe
S-stop, you're making me feel butterflies.

>>5610573
I don't think I could get anything in the high 90s, because I'm always hesitant to answer at the extremities of those scales. Especially for those dumb political compass things.

>>5610606
https://41.media.tumblr.com/8a2fcd529d3f37d37bd31ccb6dfcd0a3/tumblr_o0by3mbdkS1u4icebo1_1280.jpg

tbqh this chest is goals
he shouldn't have shaved so much though

>>5610615
sure go ahead bb

>>5610620
>feeling butterflies
r.i.p

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Kind of surprising.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIts2uzVqB8

>>5610624
i dig the skin tone with the dark hair. I've fucked a guy with that combo but he didnt have that mascularity. I have bigger chest goals in mind.

>>5610624
That is one sexy guy, I tell you what.

>>5610625
Adding some trip on skype shouldn't make me this nervous, I gotta get my life back under control.

>>5610642
The contrast is rare because people tend to just tan, which is unfortunate because the contrast is godly.

>>5610646
there is no reason to be nervous. As i said to circe, im not worth any celebration or nervous reaction.

>>5610647
i agree 100% anon. fair skin and dark hair is upper echelon

>>5610625
Added u. Let the strining along commence

tfw i'm the least degenerate gay in this thread

>>5610654
>stringing along
I dont play games

>>5610656
>least degenerate
no you arent anon, you just havent found your fetish yet.

>>5610656
nah
that's me
I bet you like feet or armpits tbqh

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>>5610656
>tfw I'm going to fill your rectum with soft serve vanilla ice cream

>>5610661
i hope so

>>5610662
nope i literally don't

>>5610665
gross.

>>5610665
>tfw no bf to eat ice cream out of your ass

>>5610688
you don't need a bf for that

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>>5610676
>>5610688
;]

>>5610692
SLUT.

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>>5610688

>>5610688
is it normal for you to add someone on skype then not be online to say hello. im trying to see that bussy

>tfw internet is down

I cant take this someone help me

>>5610662
>I bet you like feet or armpits tbqh
I like these, but I'm also a firm believer in monogamy and not being a total slut so I feel it cancels my gross fetishes out.

>>5610721
literally a delusional degenerate t B q H

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>>5610692
>>5610697
That's not something you do with some rando from Grindr. Shoveling ice cream into your bussy and then having it eaten out while you cry about how cold it is, that requires deep love.

>>5610714
[Can't wake up]

>>5610656
Hun, that would be me:

>never ever drink
>never ever smoke or do any drugs
>never ever go to degenerate parties or any parties really
>excellent student
>kissless virgin who has never put anything up his ass or used any toys
>the only fetish I have is for men in suits

>>5610734
I'll be your man in a suit but you have to slap me, and potentially choke me unconsciously while fucking me tbqh

>>5610736
Lol I couldn't hurt anyone

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>>5610734
literally me apart from the suit thing.

>>5610730
>>5610736
>pic related

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>>5610744
pic related, me forcing you to watch the endeavor

>>5610745
I don't even know what that is. nor do I want to know desu

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>>5610749
it's an asian finally opening her eyes tbqh exactly what it looks like

>>5610740
Even better, I'm kind of into persuading

>>5610752
makes sense.

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>tfw sp's babybelly is growing

>tfw I keep sperging out in front of the guy I like

there's no hope for me.

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>>5610781
>mfw the baby's first words are "g'day, mate"

>>5610800
same, but we'll find bfs in sovngarde, young nord.

I just got my first thirst blog message on my porn tumblr

>>5610040
No one said anything about white

>>5610833
your parents would be so proud, you're really going places.

>>5610839

lol, my mom possibly maybe
But as if i'm making porn for my parents, geeze
Pretty gross, anon.

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>>5610853
>M-maybe daddy will finally notice me!

>>5610859

>you can call me james franco

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If you can't do this you've failed as a bottom

This is your Senpai fact of the day (tm)

>>5610968
Is that supposed to be hard to do?
Are people really this inflexible

>>5610971

Yes lots of people can't even touch their toes

Congrats on being a good bottom

>>5610978
I can't touch my toes. Is this life trying to tell me that I need to be a top?

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>>5610986

No it means you need to be trained

>>5610986
No, it means stop being out of shape, fatty
If you can't at least do the splits get out

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>have a friend over for dinner
>he's not... the best, but i often mentioned how i like my men, and he fits in all
>always declared he's straight, already tried cock and isn't interested, so on
>he's in good term with some ex's, and they all jokingly mention how he was a good fucker
>during dinner, my mother mentions how she'll be off on the weekend
>friend springs up and says "well, you're gonna be alone in these days, do you mind if i crash here? it'll be fun!"
>he perfectly knows my weak spots, so i cant really say no
>we spend these 3 days toghether, playing vydia... only, basically
>i spent way more time than usual cooking, like the proud chef i'll someday be
>often making lewd references, like "Cold beer, full belly, online friends and a good match on League of Legends, i'd only need a woman under the table to be in heaven" "If you weren't so picky, you'd be already there!" kind of thing
>but we kept it chill
>i had to buy him cigarettes, breakfast or beer because he's even more broke than me
>"I like hanging with you, you're pretty chill and don't bitch at the first opportunity"
>he owes his flatmates over 5000$, so disappears from them (and me) in about a month after that weekend

I always thought that, for the right man, i could just put my stuff into a cabinet and be a perfect housemaid. 3 days were enough to make me realize that i was very, very wrong.
I'm sure there is some deeper meaning to all this, but here, have my story.
pic very related.

>>5610990
glazed old fashions are sooo good senpai

>>5610991
>tfw no emaciated skeltal bf like hitler

life is suffering

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>>5610990
>tfw senpai will never get his bf mpreg

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>>5610444
Rate degeneracy desu, gaygen.

>>5610997

N-no it's gonna happen! Science will make it happen!

>>5610991
Nah mate. I'm skinny. Not as much as you, but enough. That is not how flexibility works. My friend who is twice the size of me is way more flexible.

>>5611000

>74% vanilla

Wow gross

>>5611000
>80% vanilla
Snore 2bh

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>>5611006
Pls, fempai, i'm 80% pure.

>>5611000

Don't seem degenerate at all, anon
Though you do some pretty fun

>Rigging switch into both taming and being tamed

>>5611014

Wow even worse

>>5611004
I meant more get into shape
I do light cardio and lots of stretches and I am very flexible

>>5610996
find some other skeleton then
I'm not the only one

>>5611032
To be fair I'm already going to the gym. I'm just fairly new at it. Who knows, maybe one day I'll be touching my toes.

>>5611032
>find some other skeleton then
I never said I wanted you as my bf, I just want a skeltal bf as skeltal as you. It's hard though, most other skeleingtins are either druggies, sluts, or ugly.

>>5611050
Whoops, misread

Just keep looking
there are plenty of skelly that I know who are only 1 of those 3 things

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>>5611067
>who are only 1 of those 3 things
I just want a pure bf who is also qt

I could be a giant slut, I'm saving myself for the right guy though. Why can't more fags just have self-restraint?

>>5611082

I think probably most of the adult world doesn't believe in the "right" partner.
It seems like an unhealthy concept, desu

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>>5611082
I guarantee you're uggo.

>>5611082
I mean I'm 1 (or 2 depending on opinion) of those 3
ex-druggie though
I'm a good sober christian woman now

>>5611093
>It seems like an unhealthy concept
It's unhealthy to have standards?

Wait, you aren't even a person to be commenting on this baka.

>>5611036
Good luck, m8

>>5611105

I mean there's "good enough" and there's "right"
Standards is the former, which is fine, I think.

>>5611098
I guarantee you're so genetically underprivileged that you can't stand someone else desiring an attractive person on the internet since you're incapable of attracting one yourself.
>>5611100
Well that's good for you.

>>5611121
I don't want an ideal bf who meets all of my preferences, but I don't think thin, attractive, and not a slut/druggie is such an unrealistic expectation.

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>>5611125
>that much projecting

It's a fact that people that are obsessed with shit like "pure" boyfriends or "saving themselves" for someone speshiul are uglies or aspies.

>>5610992
get his ass back literally and bake something full of laxatives

>>5611137
Why are ugly aspies always the pepe/smug girl posters who jump to terms they don't understand like projection?

>>5611137
>projects
>then gets irritated when other project against him
confirmed for autist

Oh yeah I forgot to say that I'm never watching porn again because of what I watched last night
>coach and player role playing amateur porn
>they are really getting it to it with verbal stuff
>player starts sniffing arm pits and jock strap not into it but w/e
>then player starts crying and it cuts to a black screen of him crying for a good 3 minutes
>it cuts back to him sucking him off while crying in between and him mumbling "ive always wanted this coach"
2degenerate4me

>>5611162

Hot

link it

>>5611162

>>then player starts crying and it cuts to a black screen of him crying for a good 3 minutes

What

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>>5611162
>tfw into musk/ undies sniffing but not a beefcake, fatty, or other masc uggo
>there's literally no porn for my preferences in this area

but the rest of that video sounds daddy issues/ other myriad of fucked up issues as fuck. It must be a pretty common thing though to make porn out of it, sad.

>>5611167
in the middle of the porn the guy is literally crying while the video is black

>>5611169

>fem into musk

It's only a matter of time til you're masc4masc

>musk
>musc
>masc

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>>5611175
Sounds like my type of porn.
I wonder if you could taste the years of abuse in his tears?

>>5611178
senpai you really need to stop turning everyone into masc4masc, the disposed twinkies are going to assassinate you tbqh

>>5611194

never

>>5611178
I'm not fem, I'd be classified as a twink into other guys my type, but they're generally pretty vanilla and when they aren't they seem to be into BDSM or some other shit like that.

>>5611165
hell no
>>5611190
when he really started to cry towards the end I turned it off gays disgust me

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>>5611162
link desu

I've been had! I thought there was no gaygen all day today but instead its been hidden by this photoshopped picture of a toddler and no title.

I've had SO MANY things I needed to blog about

>>5611196
senny, do you consider yourself a bear, if so what would you really like on the first date? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend who has a date tomorrow tbqh

>>5611199

Sorry you're either fem or masc that's it

>>5611211

Pussy

>>5611234

Yes I am pure bear

Good dinner, followed by a walk on which we get tea/coffee if cold out or ice cream if warm out, ending with a kiss and maybe a lil grope

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>>5611227
like I said here henny >>5609630 these dumb ass fags can even make a general correctly

so what's the tea

>>5611248
Ok sounds good, thanks. Hope that friend of a friend of a friend doesn't fuck things up.

>>5611252
oh shit wrong post >>5609648

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>>5611211
I think I've only seen a couple of videos where it looked like the guy was for real crying.
Usually it's fake as fuck, but I'm pretty good at making myself forget they're just actors.

>>5611256

You better not

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>>5611248
>Good dinner, followed by a walk on which we get tea/coffee if cold out or ice cream if warm out, ending with a kiss and maybe a lil grope

That's kinda cute and semi-romantic desu.

Lads, my tumblr just showed a video of a woman being anally fucked and she is squirting everywhere while the guy is just sliding his hand back and forth over her vagina

literally what is this shit

How am I supposed to deal with the fact that absolutely nothing I do has any meaning and the no one loves me? I feel so alienated from everything I do right now

>>5611262
His hair makes me think of Travis from Clueless and that's all I can ever think about when I see pictures of him from afar

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>>5611264

What can I say, I'm a softie at heart

>>5611263
I'm too nervous, and he's so dreamy. Friend is, I mean.

>>5611291

Who asked who out?

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pick yours sluts

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>>5611294
He asked but said he's ok with plans changing if I want to go in another direction.

>>5611298
A mix of Allison, Claire, and Katie I guess

>>5611284
I love you anon

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>>5611298
Emma+Holly

>>5611309

Cute tell us everything

>>5611317
No you fucking don't, you're just saying that because you think it's "qt" and that it'll magically make everything better

>>5610023
as long as they don't say a word I'm fine with them

>>5611298

The joke is they're all Britney, right?

>>5611341
No the joke is we're all Britney.

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>>5611285
>Travis from Clueless
qt, I guess.
I like longer hair, so long as it doesn't have some unnatural edgy shit going on.

>>5611298
Katie is pretty much me in 11th grade, minus the makeup.