Gay General: RickRoll Edition

first for obsessing over lighting for a selfie

>>5594295
2nd for rickroll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

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Guess who it is

>>5594291

Wrong. Scientific Nobel Prizes still have considerable integrity.

>>5594295
is gaygenrehab over guys?

>>5594311
>Scientific Nobel Prizes still have considerable integrity.
Didn't they take one of those away from some dude who said women and men would "probably" work better separately

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>>5594311
but obama ruins everything

took a drunk nap, but now i'm sad again

>use okcupid because friend says it's better than grindr
>literally just filled with artfags and trannies with neon hair

who thought this would be a good idea

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>>5594311
Not to sound like an asshole, but I doubt anyone here has the patience to guess anymore. You might as well tell the board or else no one will try to solve the riddle.

>>5594326
I signed up with a friend to see our results for the personality test and I got recognized by a bunch of people and deleted it

>>5594344
lol

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>>5594325
Now would be a good time to do something drastic.

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>>5594341

well Alda was a good guess considering he played him in a biopic one time

but its Feynman

duh

>>5594344
same
but those old friends who you thought were just gay men are now trannies

c'est la vie i guess

I drove 20 minutes in the snow just to find out the movie theater wasn't open.... I wanted to see the hunger games. Well at least I beat my arch nemesis in a game of Magic.

>>5594341
Hey jupp, saw sp working the other day

he has a nice butt ;)

>>5594351

I'm eating an apple and some more tofu
I feel pudgy.

>>5594351
Circe should make a webm of balling up some snow for you because I know you're probably miserable and sweating your balls of in Sydney.

>>5594364
I had three slices of pizza for dinner, bae, you're fine.

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>>5594363
That's quite a feat since he doesn't work in the public view and no one without access to the building where he works would ever see him. You must be like CIA or something.

>>5594371
>three
are you under 5'5

>>5594377
Nah, I'm 5'6".

>>5594359
No I meant that people recognized me as hitler

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>>5594366
I'm not in Sydney at the moment, but that would be nice.
Alternatively, a webm of her falling down some stairs.

>>5594360
I was the only person in a huge thx theater last night watching star wars right before the snow came. Other than being totally alone, was pretty cool.

>>5594391
where are you?

>>5594311
Bill Nye

>>5594376
;)

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>>5594401
ayy

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>>5594407

>>5594366

If he wants me, too.
I don't want to go outside but there's a lot I'd do for bully-kun.

>>5594371

Yeah, but I've been getting pudgy lately and I really REALLY want a thinner belly like it's been seriously bothering me more and more lately.

>>5594391

next time I cry, i can record the audio for you

>>5594376
>no one without access to the building where he works would ever see him
We solved the mystery then huh

I think I'm going to get into porn.

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>>5594420
not really

http://i.imgur.com/B3t5xwc.jpg

>>5594422
that won't stop you from being on gg tbqh

>>5594423
yeah after 5 years w/ me he'd be a big dom

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>>5594423

>>5594427
Guess the mystery remains unsolved then huh

>>5594423
>>>/trash/ you pedophile

>>5594428
I'll even link you guys the videos.

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>>5594400
Not Sydney.

>>5594419
I don't want to hear you, just see you in overwhelming pain.

I just made an unforgivable grammar mistake.

I should kill myself now. I honestly never thought I would become this fucking stupid. My parents are certainly ashamed of me.

>>5594441
lol, ok... I would assume Perth, but it's too far away... So Melbourne or Adelaide?

>>5594468

caring a lot about grammar and spelling is so high school nerd who wants to feel better than people with friends who spell you as u

>>5594468
lel your such a friggin ned anon, no won cares aboot spells on the gnat

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>>5594468
Reminds me of the urban tale of the girl who farted at a high class gathering and everyone laughed at her, that night she killed herself. Of all things to kill yourself over grammatical errors aren't even at the top of the list.

>>5594477
No, you don't get it, senpai. It was the worst mistake I could have made. What the hell did I do with my life? Holy shit

Kill me now

>>5594484
>that girl was me

>>5594477
I used to never confuse "your" and "you're" until I started using "ur" for both in texting. Now I confuse them all the time.

>wow this guy is cute as fuck
>wait he is gay
>eeh, he's not that cute after all

WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN
HOW DO I GET OVER INTERNALIZED HOMOPHOBIA

>>5594487

What was it? Did you accidentally ask for daddy's cummies? Was it on a cover letter?

>>5594490

shamefur

>>5594494
go ask /r/atheism

>>5594494

idk getting a boyfriend seemed to help a lot though

now I get disgusted when I find out a guy I thought was a hot gay is actually straight, like Richie on looking

and I get extra interested when I find out a guy is gay

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>>5594498
>shamefur
I actually chuckled at this and I hate you for that.

>>5594508
post ideal bfs

>>5594508
you still seeing that 18yr old?

>>5594520

Your begrudging enjoyment gives me power

>>5594525

Looks good, is smart, funny, and loves me

>>5594528

Idk if occasional hookups count as seeing

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>>5594525

>>5594525
Irishanon to be fair

>>5594545
post images this thread is severely lacking ideal fuckable men except for >>5594317

>>5594548
That looks like joe rogan until you expand the image

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>>5594552

Be the change you want to see in the world, anon

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Ιs it retarded to cut on a diet based on protein shakes, cookies and coffee?

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>>5594563
if you can dream, you can achieve

>>5594563

I mean, as long as you've got a calorie deficit, you'll lose weight. Might not be great in terms of ensuring you get everything you need though. Do your shakes have anything with vitamin C? Because if not, you're gonna get scurvy lol

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>>5594561
That reminds me of that one canadian commercial about blind people and ever since then I've wanted to edge a blind person.

Life keeps throwing new fetishes my way.

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>>5594554
Ryan Stack

>>5594587
What

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>>5594587

Could always just use a blindfold

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>>5594584
Taking a multi-vitamin and fish oil.

Getting all the protein i need from the shakes, since it's easier/cheaper.
Coffee works great as pre-workout for me and the cookies give me a nice sugar high for cardio, kek.

Just looking for the most cheap-ass way to cut desu.
.

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>>5594599
Yeah but then you won't have a qt blind bf

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>>5594599
That's a well aged daddy. Who is this semen demon?

A guy slapped my butt today.
I'm closeted and I don't know how I feel about it.
I see him daily and we're not real friends, but we're friends.
Thoughts?

>>5594611
You have HIV

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>>5594604
So that's where that torso comes from!

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>>5594603

Good luck bro

>>5594604

Put acid on the inside of the blindfold and you will

>>5594609

No idea sorry

I think he's on that teen wolf bc the guy nuzzling him is

>>5594611

Slap his ass back, but with your cock

>>5594611
>we're not real friends, but we're friends
No comprendo

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>>5594621
>Put acid on the inside of the blindfold and you will
k bb, you ready?

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>>5594604
average blind person has weird eyes

>>5594623
I interact with him in school only, he's someone I hangout with there and not a real friend

>>5594637
>implying I'll be looking at their eyes anyways
what are you, straight?

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>>5594629

I'm ready babe

>>5594661
senpai if you could fuck any trip, who would it be?

>>5594664

>>5594661

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoId6lyCACw

>>5594664

Myself

>>5594667
so yourself?

kissless virgin here, is grindr entirely hookups or are there people who are interested in chatting or dating?

I'm Irish so I'm not sure how big Grindr is here

>>5594688
It's hookup central, doesn't stop people from trying to date/chat there.

Missed my shit tonight, thanks a lot 4Chan.

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>>5594668
this is awful to listen to

>>5594664
Senpai would choose rdr

>>5594698

That's really the point.

>get a text message
>think its from the person im crushing on
>it is
>he's referencing his boyfriend in response to a question
good shit familia
here i go
down the loo

>>5594742
Hopefully someone finds a cure to AIDS before more gayhons die

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>>5594742

>>5594609
It's JR Bourne.

>>5594742

Awww.

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>>5594703
I mean awful as in annoying and stupid, not awful as in sad.

Norovirus sucks. Dont get it.

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>>5594473
No, never been to Perth or Adelaide.
Only been to Melbourne once, and don't plan on going back.
I'm not from a big city.

>>5594829
That looks like kleppe hung himself wtf

>>5594599
>>5594621
c:

>>5594829
kleppe looks like a an 80s powerlesbian ceo in the thumbnail

Re-reading Rat queens
Forgot how much I like it

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>>5594834
:[

>>5594842
The only acceptable type of lesbian.

>>5594829
This is a great pic, he does look like he's hanging.
>saved

>>5594824

You in WEHO?

Slut Boi liked my porn, it made me happy.

>>5594897

Maton, what would you do if you met Haavard irl

>>5594931
>>5594853

Oh whoops, cleared history cleared my trip

>>5594926
>who
Aside from the main strip it's pretty gross. I was over there last weekend.

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>>5594931
Drop spaghetti, probably avert my gaze and not say anything, then go home and drink by myself.
I'm not a brave man.

>>5594951

Son of a bitch, I was asking who was in Weho then.

Is that Santa Monica or Sunset?

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>tfw banned from /fit/ again for posting homogifs

WHEN WILL THIS OPPRESHIUN STOP
DOWN WITH THE CISHET MODS

>>5594998

But fit is gay and posts gay stuff all the time...

>>5594969

The more you tell me about yourself irl, the less viscerally attracted i am to you and the more intimately attracted i am
You're so cute, bully-kun

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>>5595003
ik, they banned for some baratiddy sucking gif, Senpai. :^(

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>>5595012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zD2HIWFU24

>>5594926
Nahh. LA is a weird place

>>5595018

you poor baby

>>5594985
I meant to quote weho, not who sorry.
Sunset is the main, that's where most of the clubs are. You can follow sunset into Silverlake. There are a lot if leather shops over there.

>>5595050

When you gettin your harness

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>>5595027

http://vocaroo.com/i/s022W2Rz8QFl

>>5594853
notcirce have you read Deadly Class

>>5595109

I haven't but i'm pretty into finding new comics, what's it about

>>5595087
does your bf still have his dick pierced?

>>5595125

Yes? What a weird question, anon.
Why do you ask?

>>5595133
what gauge is he at?

>>5595154

Oh shit, uh, 10 or 8, I think?
He was either at 10 and stretched up to 8 or he's at 8 and was thinking of going up to 6..
It's p thick, either way.
It's defs gotten thicker than when he first got it,

>>5595125
I don't why i was surprised reading this.

I should've expected it.

>>5595055
When I receive my tax return I'm going leather shopping with a frien

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>>5595124
exactly what it sounds like

https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/deadly-class-vol.-1-reagan-youth-tp

kind of edgy by premise alone but surprisingly good

>>5595184
>frien
is that what the kids are calling gimps these days?

>>5595204

>But the jocks are the children of Joseph Stalin’s top assassin

I mean
Okay
Yeah, i'm interested but mostly on your recommendation, the pitch on the site did almost nothing but deter me

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who here masturbating with poutine?

>>5595184

Proud of u

>>5595168
what type is it? captive bead ring or?

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>>5595224
yeah the concept is literally retarded but the art and characterization carries the plot

i'm super big on this book's art like i bought the physical trade paperback because it's so good

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>>5595226
why would you want to stick your dick into fries covered in brown gray?

>>5595271
Why wouldn't you?

>>5595271
maybe like the poutine is so good it gave him an erection and now he's masturbating to how good the poutine was, you know how the quebecois get about their poutine

>>5595271
That kinda looks good.
I guess the white stuff is cheese, what's the slimey thing?

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almost just fell out of my hchair aftier scratching it my foot
i dranmk too much ahain.

>>5595246

It was a horoshoetype at first but now its a curved bar with a thicker ball at the head.
Feels really nice insice me, desu
also wait, i asked him, pic related

>>5595259

i'll pick it up.

>>5595299
cheese, gravy, and fries

>>5595299
white stuff is cheese curd (or cheese in most places because they're cheap), brown stuff is gravy.

where i get it in the US it comes with prime rib chopped up all over the dish in bits. i don't eat it often because that shit will make you fat, but it's delicious.

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>>5595050
>There are a lot if leather shops over there
I want some chaps, a harness and a police hat, just for when I'm doing housework and stuff.

>>5595087
I can't be bothered to record anything right now.

>>5595321

it's ok, my love is free of chaurge
yuo donb't owe me anything excpetbeing yourself

>>5595337
is someone just posting this in every thread? because i just saw this in another one

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>>5595328
Christ.
Get off the piss, you fucking drongo.

>>5595344

i'd say it even if i was sober, cutie
bur wutevs, i'm laying downm, now.
nighty ngiht, maton

a little depressing...
>>5595254

>tfw not cute enough for people to steal my images and use as their fake dating profiles

also I just tried grindr and there is only old indian and black men on it, the rest are close ups of aps or lips, gg told me it would be better

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>>5595271
And now I'm hungry.

>>5595384

Have you even been able to get proper poutine since you betrayed your homeland?

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>>5595337
Why would a diabetes turk support Trump he can't even vote.

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>>5595402
We're too far south for anything decent. Either no one here as ever heard of it or they make it badly.

>>5595420

;___;

>>5595410
just because rugby isn't a US citizen doesn't mean he can't be inspired by Trump.

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>>5595420
Can't you just make it at home?
It seem easy enough.

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>>5595440
That's not rugby, but it is another ugly fat turk.

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>>5595446
The cheese curds are the problem. The only thing close to being the consistency and taste is soft mozzarella. Cheese selection here is quite limited.

>>5595384

That looks almost exactly like my DD character

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>>5595446
As soon as you make a poutine in America, it literally becomes just a parody of poutines. They start adding all this shit to it for no good goddamn reason other than >freedom

>>5595304
Just having issues with mine and I'm procrastinating contacting the guy who did it. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take mine out b/c I still can't use my dick normally without pain. Sometimes feels like I'm having a needle poking the inside of my urethra

>>5595453
oh lol, I just assumed you were just making a jab rugby.

>>5595464

What are you some kind of nerd

>>5595493

No

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>tfw no one ever goes to pool halls in my city

>>5595050

I knew what you were saying, I was saying that I was asking who was in Weho this weekend. As in past-tense: this weekend, I was asking about it.

Of course, I probably wasn't, because I think I'd stopped coming on here by then. But some time in the past three weeks I asked and goshdarnit, I might have been at the same place as a gaygen at the same time.

Sunset's perdy straight though, innit? I played a couple places and went to Lemmy's thing.

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>>5595439
Very much so.
>>5595464
Good taste then.

hey

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>>5595609
bye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qM-DRn10SE

MAN OR TWINK? WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE?

>>5595659

lmao that kid is so excited

>>5595659
Those quick glances towards the trainers nips

twink is living the good life

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>>5595659
That kid is adorable. Too bad he's going to ruin his lanklet potential.

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>>5595659
>tfw you'll never get spitroasted by the buff dudes

Is there even a point in lifting and life in general?

i'm still awake and my mister is sleeping with one of our friends and i'm really really really sad but i don't want to talk to him and ruin his time and i don't know what to so

>>5595663
>>5595669
>>5595692


Him after 9 months of training:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npsDClNTrKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSlbgdHFJdY

Guess he didn't stick with the program much..

>>5595722
9 months of being pounded by his trainer would have given him better results tbqh

>>5595728

I was banned for a month because they thought I was rugby ban-evading and had to contact them to un-ban me.

>>5595722
>>5595730

Haha

Gojira, Mosura, Kingu Ghidorrah: Daikaiju Sokogeki

>>5595822
Cool story

>>5596304
Is that you John Wayne?

Who did this? http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cxWLGaatLT

>>5596332
that's bully-kun.

>>5596334
Thanks. Are there moar from him?

>>5596339
Yeah. But good luck navigating the archives.

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I desire instrumentality because I want to become one with the heterosexual males.

Why won't shinji get in the fucking robot, /lgbt/?

>>5596352
what?

>>5596352

For he is a fool.
Like so many fools, he observes false rules, and bends to the will of the cow and his tools.
Laid out flat in a pat, he tries hard to wake, but his arms are like red vines and his feelings are fake. Crossed by decisions he never had to make, he can't get in the robot.

"It would be a mistake."

>>5596356
EoE will change your life if you haven't watched it already.

>>5596358
He has plot armor why the fuck would it be a mistake, he basically became jesus.

>>5596361
anime? I'm not a tranny, so no thanks.

Good morning, red rice and beans.

It's my weeks to get the past into my life, so why am I binging like it's two days from now?

>>5596361

Jesus dies, though.
I'd be very wary if I were Shinji.

>>5596366
It's a movie you filthy plebeian.

>>5596372
Edge of Empire?

>>5596372
it still is a japanese animation tho

Guys, how do I ask my parents why they let me get circumcised as a kid without it turning into the most awkward conversation of all time? I can't think of any way to ask them.

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>>5596369
Everyone dies.

>>5596374
So? "Life is beautiful" is Italian and it still made me laugh and cry.
>>5596373
End of Evangelion.

>>5596378

That's not true.
I haven't died yet.

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>>5596384
The keyword is yet.

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>>5596380
>watching anime
>crying at movies

>>5596387

It's impossible to know if I'll ever die.
I intend on it, but as hard as I try not to be I seem to be immortal. How can you offer me this false hope with only anecdotal evidence?

>>5596393
Why am I allowed to feel one emotion towards film but not another? Why am I forced to indulge in media only my own nation created, instead of appreciating the differences of all nations? Why are you such a filthy plebeian?

>>5594306
I K T F
why does my face look so like entirely different when i switch a lampshade on or move it like 5cm to the right its not even a question of trying to look qt anymore im just trying to look consistent

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>>5596398

Is it really nasty to drink your own semen? My straight older brother found out and kept telling me it was one of the nastiest and worst things I could do to myself, and that he'd never make his gf drink his semen, but I never bothered to ask why because it's not something you normally talk about.

Educate me, please?

>>5596411

Your brother is a fucking pussy oh my God

>>5596373
Im still waiting for a conversation on 4chan that doesn't contain the following buzzwords directly or references to them:

pleb/eian
autistic/autist/autism
edge/edgy
(filthy) degenerate/s
faggot
desu
senpai

It definitely exists, in the future at some point.

>>5596452
Arguments imply a victor and a loser, and loser's are without a doubt plebeian, faggot, degenerate, and autistic.

>>5596411
It's a pleb fetish you autistic faggot. Anyone who says otherwise is a filthy degenerate t b h f a m

Call me an edge lord why don't you.

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>>5596452

It will never exist, you fucking pleb autist degenerate filthy pig disgusting faggot.

>>5596456
I said nothing about arguments. I specified conversations you autistic edge lord faggot.

>>5596457
It's not even a fetish for me I just like the texture and taste and it's easier than wasting paper.

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I want a bf that has a deep understanding and education regarding literature and film so that they can call me out on my bullshit when I'm being a pretentious WRONG loser, and so that I can maybe one day convince him that videogames are a real artistic medium.

How do I achieve this?

>>5596456
I wonder how those memes relate to each other.

Are all faggots autistic?
Or are all autists faggots?

Are all plebs faggots?
Or are all faggots also plebs?

Are faggots always degenerate, or are there exceptions where those two things don't correlate?

Is my edginess the cause or a consequence for/from being a degenerate autistic faggot pleb?

I really hate having a small penis.

>>5596468
Stop hanging with Internet dweebs and go to cultural events such as concerts or theatre performances. Gays hang there somewhere.

>>5596476
me too

>>5596477
That's a good idea. I live in the suburbs though, where the closest thing to theater is highschool plays.

>>5596485
It's something. I'd start there. Even if they are high school plays, it still only attracts people with some semblance of interest for culture.

Hate to say it, but if you want to have any chance of meeting a cultivated gay guy, join the drama club if your school has one.

Try to blend all the glee meme shit out and just go for it.

>>5596376
i did this once and literally the only answer i got was "because"

Ahhhhhhh I had a fucking qt dream about my ex!
I thought I was over you, you bastard!

Gg is a lot better than I thought it was, first time here

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tfw no snow day qt to binge drink with

>>5596746
I went to buy some medicine and I was on my bike and a little snow started falling and I thought to myself 'I am now a snow day qt'

>>5596760
do u want to binge drink with me

>>5596763
Yes, thanks for inviting me, nobody invited me anywhere on gaygen before

>>5596774
ok
when do you show up
also im out of alcohol
do u want to watch return to oz while drinking

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>>5596776
>return to oz
While binge drinking?

>>5596787
yes

>>5596776
Maybe. I never watched any Oz sequel. Does your home smells good
I don't like it when people invite me over and it doesn't smell good. I'll buy drinks then

>>5596801
it probably smells awful unfort
return to oz is great but u have to be wasted before starting

>>5596802
qq :(

>>5596802
hi anon
dont be sad

>>5596376
They did it because they love you. I mean who would want their son to have a freakish anteater dick?
>>5596476
>>5596480
Pics

>>5596802
I remember those days. They were good days.
>tfw not comfortably numb

>>5596709
killing him is the only escape

hold me gaygen, why do everyone i talk to in grindr stop talking once i send my pic, im not that ugly god fucking damnit

>>5596905
mayb someone is catfishing as u and cyberbullying them

>>5596905
Maybe it's just a bad pic.

>>5596905
can we see?

>>5596801
forget him. come to my house and sit on my lap while we watch Star Wars slavqt

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>>5596917
PLEASE stop bullying me ;_;;

horror is probs the biggest weirdest ugliest loser on this board apart from wiz or someone
tbqh

>>5596917
This sounds like a good time.

>>5596905
I know that feel anon don't worry you're not alone in being repulsive.

ho is a fucking spectacular cringe case too

>>5596907
i dont think so, at least nobody i know would do that, i hope
>>5596908
i dont know
>>5596932
:(

who are the biggest loser faggots who should just kill themselves in this thread?
my list
1. irishanon
2. rugby
3. horror
4. ho
5. sp + jupp
5. sludgepuppy
6. annskellington
7. swede

>>5596951
on the one hand i'm offended but on the other i'm not super high up on the list so that's nice

>>5596930
This is really fucking rude. I obvi don't know anyone, but saying that about your fellow shitposter you're here every day with is really immature. That's almost as immature as me pretending to Force choke people on cam in the chatroom

>>5596951
amendments
(added 23/01/2016)
bully-kun
homochromia
senpai
>>5596960
i hate you all equally its just numerically listed you dribbling chinless mong

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>>5596972

>>5596972
Didn't even alphabetize it.

>>5596939
>>5596951
Finally the recognition I deserve. This day started off pretty bad so thanks for making it a little brighter.

>>5596972
also gunna throw feelgood/scarf and shoes in there that kid is a mess

At what point in a relationship do you tell your bf that you were raped as a child

>>5597002
when you want to get fucked harder than ever before

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>>5597003
I-I don't think that's an appropriate response to that. It'd be enjoyable sure but it also sounds unrealistic.

>>5596972
>dribbling chinless mong
Im too tired to even cringe at this shit right now

>>5597007
just tell him daddy put it in ur bp when you were younger and he will know what to do to you
>>5597008
who the fuck are you
your name is retarded

>>5597029
but the person who raped me didn't even use lube, I had my own anus blood in my mouth, definitely not fun.

>>5597029
Calm down queen
Jesus cringe

>>5597032
how old were you/what was his relationship to you
greentext

>>5597043
I already posted it here
>>5596648

>>5597045
does abusive sex now turn you on
would you let ur bf treat you like your daddy did

>>5597053
I-I mean, I don't know. I would say I like rough sex, but peoples definitions of that vary from person to person. I just like being pounded, man. Plus I'd really prefer if I wasn't treated the same way.

>>5596951
weak
why am i not at the top

>>5596942
brah
the internet

>>5597045
>>5597066
I'd say if you feel like it's affecting the relationship you should definitely talk about it with your bf. Otherwise, if you're not comfortable sharing it and it isn't giving you sex trauma, its okay to keep it private.

>>5597066
bc t b h if a bf told me they were abused i would just rape and humiliate and beat the living fucking shit out of them 24/7
its a shame your father is dead because we could of tag-teamed you and made that night happen again but even better

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>>5597078
Anon that sounds horrible and completely degenerative! Nobody would want to do that, it's not right and it's incredibly abusive. At that point, you're just taking advantage of your weak-willed sissy bf, and he's a human being too!

>>5597078
All aboard
>>5597045
How did your dad die, anon?
Did you ever get back at him

>>5597092
heart attack in his sleep

>>5597089
stop playing with yourself
its fucking sick that the idea of taking ur dads own cock turns you on you deserve to get raped t b h

>>5597045
at least he lubricated his dick first. foresight is 20 20

>>5597103
shit I meant to type unlubricated

>>5597101
im not

>>5597068
Cause you never get to top anything. [/burn]

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>>5597109

>>5597109
B E E F
E
E
F

Anyone else here been abused?
I remember this one story on /hm/ about a cl hookup that started good and went bad

>>5597116
my cousin made me suck his when i was 10 and he went full dick in, he was 17

>>5597116
I was too ugly to be abused. I even had a pedophiliac swim coach that killed himself 4 years ago because he was a pedo.

hi gaygen i'm awake and less sad

>>5597116
every time i go on /hm/ is get abused by the namefags, thats a story i guess

>>5597127
hey circe did you ever get raped as a child

>>5597116
Everyone says to be gay you need to have some sort of abuse story, but I was literally never ever abused in any way. Well unless you count that time when I was banned from playing that Pinball game on WinXP.

>cl hookup
Do people really still use CL in twenty sixteen

>>5597140

Starting early today huh, gaygen

>>5596951
Irish
Rugby
Horror
Ho
SP
Jupp
Sludgepuppy
Ann
Swede
Hitler
5652
Niq
Booger
Slav
Girl with Pneumonic Drill
Senpai
Circe
RedDreadRevolver
Slot Machine
Slut Boi

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>>5597141
>banned from playing that Pinball game on WinXP
lol

>>5597125
Nice. All pedos should kill themselves, I'm tired of them trying to get on the lgbt train

>>5597145
greentext it ples

>>5597146
So essentially all tripfags/namefags are loser faggots.

What a waste of space you are. You could have just said all tripfags/namefags.

>>5597151
my best time of my life tbqh

well next to the time I got a PS1 with tomb raider.

>>5597154

Even if i was, i would't want to share that here or relieve it right after waking up for some random insensitive anon

>>5597158
siqq burn brah

>>5597116

What's >abused even mean anymore?

So many people claim to be abused because their parent smacked them or hit them with a belt once.

I don't consider "attitude adjustment" abuse.

It's only abuse if it's done regularly, right?

>>5597141
>Do people really still use CL in twenty sixteen
it's mostly married older men and huge sluts that have gloryholes built into their kitchen doors.

>>5597123


>not biting his dick off

WHY DID YOU ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN?

>>5597152
>not Implying that I care about lgbt
Maybe G and that's it

>>5597141
The story was old, a good story though

>>5597160
did you buy the dual anal og controller?

>>5597161
t b h it just makes my cock hard
was it your dad?

>>5597168
because he liked it.

>>5597158
I wanted to be funny and cool

>>5597181
You failed at each attempt. Go kill yourself

>>5597165
I thought even older married men and huge sluts moved onto grindr. Guess not.

>>5597174
Yeah. And then later on I even remember getting one of those see through ones for my birthday too.

Those were the good days tbqh

new thread:
>>5597193
>>5597193
>>5597193

>>5597191
I never had a ps I had a n64, my friend had a ps but he only had this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZM9kTGFeko fade to black and Future Cop: L.A.P.D

>>5597168
he threatened me i didnt know what else to do
>>5597180
sure buddy

>>5595462
Jupp, don't know if you have one anywhere near you, but Costco carries pretty good cheese curds.

>>5596690
I was told it was commonly done because it was considered to be more sanitary and easier to keep clean. idiots.

>>5596802
I wish I could feel like this, better than crying all the time.

>>5597146

Yay, I've been mentioned!