>/gaygen/
My supervisor shouted at me and I feel bad. How do you like to cheer up, gaygen?
>>5569444
Drugs usually. Nice trips btw
>>5569444
my supervisor at a shitty job i worked twice a week at once yelled at me and i told him to go fuck himself and if he calls me that again i'll fuck him up and piss on him after raping his skull and he never did it again. he never talked to me either. in fact i don't remember him coming but once at the same time as me, but he avoided me then. jeez men are really afraid of violent homos. its not like id really rape him
l o l
>>5569444
Ask him to give you his warm cummies in your tummy.
>>5569444
>How do you like to cheer up, gaygen
Remember, the universe started by a rogue particle. It's literally coded into our universe that things are supposed to go wrong.
If they didn't, we wouldn't be.
Also be grateful that the earth was positioned in a manner that allows life form, and appreciate the fact that you're conscious and you're literally comprehending the universe.
Open this pic and your super computer of a brain can comprehend the whole universe, instantly.
Your manager doesn't matter.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xYyV0I7dAf
>>5569444
Drink, mostly.
>>5569452
I should delete them. They're all untagged, and about 75% of them are fuck ups.
>>5569428
You're acting kinda strange today.
who of the old crew except jupp is still here? fampai, wiz, buttslut, sean?
>>5569500
D'aaww, that pic's cute.
He looks adorable with curly hair, I wanna see it tossle around.
And honestly, I could do with deleting all of mine but there's something really sentimental about them all. I don't record as much as I used to.
Also were you trying out for voice acting??
>>5569490
>It just watches with no personal attachment to what happens.
>Observation not intervention.
So, there's zero reason why one should worship such a God.
If it doesn't give a crap about whether you live or die, why should we believe that it gives a shit about the way we choose to live our lives, like religions suggest?
It literally makes no sense.
>>5569517
>Death isn't anything to worry about it isn't really even a punishment, just a transition.
If life isn't precious, what are the arguments against murder, suicide, abortion etc etc?
>>5569475
That jockstrap looks fun to wear.
>>5569514
I'm only here out of boredom. If it weren't MLK day I'd be at the gym and class.
>>5569534
wtf is MLK day?
>>5569547
>What is google?
>>5569444
>how do you like to cheer up
Doing anything I love to do.
>bonsai trimming
>anything plant related
>vidya games
>organizing
>shit posting on 4chan
>eat
>drink coffee
>>5569521
I've always preferred straight hair, I wish mine didn't flick up around my shoulders.
>Also were you trying out for voice acting
No, it's mostly recordings for Vocaroo threads, among other things.
I don't have a nice voice, or the range for voice acting.
>>5569547
Martin Luther King Day, even I know that.
>>5569547
Martin Luther King Jr. Day. All schools are not in session today.
Is there any point in being gay if you aren't a 9/10
>>5569562
>>anything plant related
>>5569572
Lol I'm like a 5/10 and gay guys seem to like me pretty well.
Seriously though, the amount of personal preferences that gay guys have is kind of staggering compared with women. Twinks, Chubs, Bears, Husbandos, Otters, Wolves, pups, Sayters etc. Pretty much no matter what you look like, you're going to make some gay guys dick diamonds.
>>5569578
I would totally grow pot if it were legal to do so. Just because you can make a drug out of it/smoke it doesn't mean it doesn't deserve to live and grow.
>let it grow, let it grow
>>5569599
I should have posted this
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHW5Vz0HgRE
>>5569604
woops wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNmOWYmDKNE
>>5569503
ok, i don't agree with that but i do just naturally think of him a lot, I mean also
>>5569562 those muscle tiddies
>>5569566
I've helped voice act for some indie projects in the past before, it's really hard, desu
You can just talk naturally like I assumed, there's this whole theatrical flair to it that makes me feel weird to just sustain for too long. I don't think i'm cut out for it.
Also, straight hair?
puu.sh
/mAsLh/32885474e7.jpg
>>5569572
There isn't any point to anything, anon.
But dick is pretty nice, so, you know
>>5569604
>(Very Funny)
>guy on grindr I'm talking to doesn't like diana ross
dropped
>>5569610
wrong video, sorry. I use ctrl + c constantly and sometimes I copy things I don't mean to paste.
>>5569611
Diana Ross is pretty good, but unless he hates her I see no reason to stop talking to someone just because they aren't Diana Ross fans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qOiNnK7AFg&list=PLbYb5_Imn1rth1N8KEKu3rPfDKj8amoed&index=16
>tfw became so /fit/ that i have "holes" where I've got no energy at all and my mood is shitty.
i need to keep eating a lot.
>>5569635
>holes lacking energy
Have you thought of getting a dildo?
>>5569640
That's how I am irl. I see no reason to pussyfoot around. I say what I do with no remorse. Sadly people don't like my honesty. They want fakeness and I despise being fake. I say what I mean and mean what I say and needless to say I really don't have friends apart from my husband and family members.
>>5569647
Clearly, not often enough.
>>5569656
I probably eat too little and too much cardio.
>>5569655
>needless to say I really don't have friends apart from my husband and family members.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ27W2K12fk
>>5569664
>crying publicly
>break up w/ bf of 1 year
>feel like absolute shit all week even though I'm the one who broke it off
trying to play CSGO to get this nigga off my mind but damn I feel like I made a big mistake
>>5569660
I meant whole grain bread, fuck
And thanks for the tips.
I know that I am a little bit anorexic, I need to change that. I told you my story last night.
>>5569664
also he's taking forever to say what he's crying about.
>>5569659
Height/weight/calories per day?
>>5569672
>crying privately
>>5569609
I got a main role in a school play once, and had to hold a German accent. It was exhausting.
>straight hair
Not with your hair texture, unless you can get it perfectly smooth it just looks damaged.
>>5569664
kek, it kinda looks like SP.
>>5569675
I'm polite to people I don't know, but i'm more polite with people I know personally in my life. I just see no reason to show extreme care and kindness to people I don't even know.
>>5569675
You're right probably closer to 3-4/10.
>tfw hideous mong face
>>5569685
>kek, it kinda looks like SP.
tru.
>>5569672
Yeah, i cringed throughout the video.
I really don't like it when men cry, for some reason.
>>5569685
Except SP has a deeper less gay voice and he doesn't cry. I've never seen him cry. He got teary eyed a few times at movies, but not full out balling like this guy. Plus SP is taller and more muscular and well - more handsome. I really can't watch this video. I stopped watching after 1 minute and stopped listening around 2:30 and refuse to listen or watch anymore.
calling all trips post nudes
>>5569711
I have a porn blog but I don't think I'd ever share it here
>>5569711
I have one saved on imgur from my past before I met SP. I don't know how to get pics removed from imgur especially ones this old. I know SP would be upset if I posted it.
>>5569721
>>5569691
I'm polite to strangers, but I work guest services, so I do that by treating them like toddlers who need constant help. I'm actually meaner to people close to me, since I know for a fact that anything they do wrong can't be blamed on secret mental handicaps.
>>5569692
Yeah, you should just give up and beg me to marry you already. Who else would take you in?
>>5569721
chering is caring
>>5569716
>Jesus. Why are you trying to lose weight at 140?
As I said, I'm mentally a bit fucked lately. I developed some sort of bad mindset. I just can't imagine myself gaining weight and looking good.
>>5569736
Do what you want - its your body - but dont try and pretend you are in any way /fit/ or even healthy. You arent.
>>5569727
Good point. I thought you had a stict no 7+ dick rule though.
Rather be alone, then trapped in another sexless marriage. lol
>>5569736
>I just can't imagine myself gaining weight and looking good.
Bro, if is too short to be fuckable to everyone.
Who cares. Just get a good skill, and you'll have a great Self Esteem Backbone. I call it a SEB.
I made up that acronym.
>>5569727
I know what you mean I use to work retail/cashiering you have to act fake constantly. It's sickening to my stomach I know.
>be da dood durl you always have to de
>let it doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKNB2Fgqhk
>>5569444
I dont drink, I dont do drugs, I have no friends. What do i do to cheer myself up? I eat, and then I hate myself because I am fat and lonely.
>>5569736
I'd try to put on some mass. If you don't like it doing what you're doing now will make it drop off in no time.
>>5569747
>if is too short
* Life is too short
typo :^o
>>5569704
Fuck, I can't find it in the archive.
Basically it's about me becoming a bit anorexic. I'm working out every day and I do a lot of cardio. Otherwise I only have bad thoughts. At the same time I am really hungry all the time and without energy. I only feel good for a couple hours after eating a lot and the problem is I always think about food when I'm working out (I've never done that before, I was never that hungry when I went to the gym). I have a few days where I just don't care about calories counting and then I eat a lot of unhealthy food and feel terrible afterwards. I try to compensate that by working out a lot the next day and starving myself basically. Somehow I'm never really satisfied lately.
>>5569757
Don't be so hard on yourself.
>>5569770
>pathological liar
I don't believe that.
>>5569767
I know.
I think I bascially need someone to support me on my diet and work out. I'm too stupid when I'm doing this alone.
>>5569770
>they can't do anything on their own
Yeah if you ever work in a gas station convenience store you soon learn just how hopeless and needy people are and not only that they are impatient as well. The 3 very unbecoming traits that no one finds appealing.
>>5569709
It looks like SP, Juppy.
I bet he cries all the time when you're not around to abuse him.
>>5569752
>maton-kun
I don't understand.
The guitar manufacturer?
I don't play guitar, in fact, I dislike it a lot when people play guitar in my presence.
I glare at buskers whenever I pass them in the streets, good for nothing cunts.
>>5569779
>I'm too stupid when I'm doing this alone.
You aren't stupid. You are searching for something wrong/ problem solving. That's a sign of high intelligence. You're just hard on yourself.
>>5569783
>me
>abuse SP
what are you going on about?
I just realized: It's probably not healthy to supress hunger with diet coke, cigarettes and coffee.
>>5569786
Maybe, I just need to get used to a better diet now. I should gain a bit weight.
>>5569783
It's spanish for bully.
>>5569778
Refuge in audacity. I'm recovering, but there was a time in my life where most everything I said was false. My true, inner self is fragile and I don't like feeling vulnerable. Melt the ice around my heart, anon.
>>5569782
I've gotten lucky with the hotel job, most people are too sleepy to be very rude in the mornings. Except for this one repeat who seriously hates me, everyone is nice and polite back.
>>5569794
>Maybe, I just need to get used to a better diet now. I should gain a bit weight.
http://liamrosen.com/fitness.html
Also, pic related. Been living off this for years.
>>5569770
I can honestly say, I've never done and serious remodeling with my penis before.
>>5569772
If you bulk up to say 160, and decide you don't like the way you look. Eating 1300 cal a day, and doing lots of cardio will get you back to 140 in no time.
>>5569778
Just goes to show how good he is at it.
>>5569801
>Refuge in audacity. I'm recovering, but there was a time in my life where most everything I said was false. My true, inner self is fragile and I don't like feeling vulnerable. Melt the ice around my heart, anon.
It's ok. Being frightened is nothing to be frightened about.
Do you think Abraham Lincoln wasn't scared during the civil war? Even though he knew he'd win, he began writing daily angry letters to lots of people out of stress. Ms. Lincoln ended up tearing up these letters before the postman saw them, to save Lincoln's relationships. After the war, he thanked her graciously for being more mature. But there's nothing wrong with just writing.
Remember, writing can help ANYONE.
>>5569803
Nice, yeah I try to eat like that.
Fucking chocolate makes me cheat sometime :(
>>5569811
Oh okay. I believe that gaining & losing weight that fast is in general bad. Like for the skin and shit.
>>5569801
>hotel job
Jeez I remember those days. I worked that the front desk at a motel once. It was awful especially this one couple who were displaced from New Orleans because of Hurricane Katrina. They were so rude and annoying as hell. They practically lived there in the motel all my time of working there. We apparently were their messengers. They would receive phone calls through the motel and we had to dispatch these calls to their room. So instead of getting easy pay as you go phones like the should have they made us be their personal operators. It annoy me so much. I'm glad I quit that job.
>>5569783
>I dislike it a lot when people play guitar in my presence.
you some kind of bass player, sonny?
>>5569823
You're skin is pretty elastic. and when I say no time, I mean like 6-8 weeks, so not literally overnight.
Bulking up would probably take allot longer. I put on 60 in about 9 months, but that was pretty much eating everything in sight that wasn't nailed down.
>>5569472
Forgot I wasn't on /r9k/
Gay spergs are the worst
>>5569831
Do you have a fast metabolism? Like you don't easily gain weight?
>>5569789
He's afraid to speak up, but the pain in his eyes tell me more than words ever could.
SP and I share a very special connection.
>>5569796
Oh. We don't have those here.
>>5569825
I don't play any instruments, I just don't like when people play music in public.
give me strength to lift early in the day, gaygen, i'm flimsy and weakwilled
>>5569839
>sp and I share a very special connection
>>5569841
literally impossible for me. i always go around noon.
>>5569711
;););)
http://imgur.com/qfiapLY
>>5569838
The point of bulking is to gain muscle, not fat.
You can gain a lot more than 60lbs in 9months, if you eat like a fatass but you'll end up looking like a sack of shit.
>>5569848
that is really you?
hot.
>>5569848
pretty tiny, but not bad.
>>5569841
morning is for cardio
nothing wakes you up faster than the initial burst of "why the fuck am I outside?" at 6am in freezing weather and you forgot your gloves in the house so you're trying to finish the route even faster just so you can get back in
Check out this top-tier life advice lads
>>5569839
>I don't play any instruments, I just don't like when people play music in public.
Lighten up desu. it's light-hearted and fun, makes no difference to your day
A lot of people here cling to this idea that 'i don't like X' means 'I HATE X SO MUCH ARGH' and they just stress themselves out.
If you don't like the music, fine, just don't pay attention to it, don't stick around, put in earphones, whatever. At very least understand that the busker is having fun doing something they're passionate about and getting paid for it, and a lot of people walking past enjoy it. which is more than you can say for most.
A little culture here and there doesn't hurt m8
>>5569848
D'Awww, that's cute.
>>5569838
I used to be a skelly too. When I started lifting/eating seriously I was 150 at 6'2" ish.
>>5569851
I must have screwed up then. Allot of the weight I put on was fat.
>>5569848
...what happened to your selfrespect to lead you to this point?
>>5569500
Pic on the right is now going to be my ideal look. I may never be that cute but seriously that's the most attractive look I've seen on a masculine guy without giving off "top only, no cuddles" vibes.
>>5569871
he looks like bjork
>>5569845
W-what's so funny?
>>5569871
lmao
I'm guessing you meant to quote Crip Dick.
>>5569875
he looks like a young Ozzy Osbourne.
>>5569868
I use to be fatty.
>>5569859
COSMO DOES IT AGAIN
>>5569886
>tfw not brave enough to get a buzzcut and go for the "beefy soldierboy" look
>>5569886
>used to be
Okay, gurl.
>>5569894
you won't be satisfied til you try and get a job in the year 2020 and the google skynet overlords search every nook and cranny of your social media postings and, through biometrics, recognizes your penis
>>5569894
yeah your cock looks tiny in the pic, but not bad.
>>5569904
5'9"
Remember: if a guy you are dating complains that you spend too much money on handbags, it means he wants to marry you in 20 years
#thankscosmo
>>5569910
Nice.
I'm 5'11'' and was 180lbs on my fattest life period.
Down to 150 now trying to put on more muscle.
>>5569930
okay I believe you, but it is the bad camera angle . I'm just being honest at what I see.
>>5569930
that's quite small t b h
>>5569931
More muscle = more calories burned daily
>>5569901
>implying the people at Google aren't all gay nerdy twinks who would hire you on a second to stare at your manly physique
I got me nice striped undies today!!! I'm happy ^~^
>>5569942
Yeah, i know.
Just wanted to lose all the extra fat first and get it out of the way, that's why i was on a cut diet.
>>5569475
Reminds me of this banger
http://youtu.be/aUBzGKpHGAY
>>5569966
>greg
lol
>>5569973
lol wut
that talking lips reminds me of what what in my butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
>>5569975
He's the new /fit/ meme, don't you know?
>>5569992
>tfw no lifting buddy with benefits.
L O N D O N
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>>5569992
>I hope not. Putting on 35lbs of fat to get 25 pounds of lbm would suck.
It's 20-25 pounds of muscle/year for elite athletes.
Maybe it works different with noob gains, if you were skelly.
Hello friends!
How are we all today?
>>5569848
Nice
>>5570009
Fuck off chromia
Jk
I'm pretty good, had a date on Sunday, it went well, hope we go out again soon
>>5569848
S L 0 0 T
>>5570004
hey im in london
do you want a lifting buddy?
>>5569992
>invited SP to come with me to Uni gym
>we do exercises
>head to the locker room
>notice the showers were empty and no one around
>slip into the shower together
>start to get light headed from the sauna
>couldn't have sex because almost passed out of heat exhaustion
Sometimes sexual escapades with your significant other doesn't go as planned in your sexual fantasies.
Hopefully next time we decide to do that we eat before we exercise and drink plenty of water. Normally I'm not sexual at all when I go to the gym. My sexual feelings are turned off and I'm there to workout only, but having SP with me was sexually arousing. That's why I normally go to the gym alone.
>>5569992
Ann i need lifting buddy
Motivating myself is fucking impossible these days
Move here pls. My gym has towel service and a jacuzzi
>>5570008
Everyone is different. The human body can easily put on more than 25lbs. Just look at roiders.
There are people with naturally higher hormona levels. Are they capped at 25lbs/yr just because they're natural?
>>5570010
FatLife is pain. Being lighter feels so much better it's not funny
>>5570009
kys
>>5570040
Emm I'm the top (he's twinkier if you can imagine)
But I'm pretty chuffed desu, once I have him I can leave this shit hole for good
I hope
>>5570029
>Everyone is different.
That's a given, a low test guy and naturally high test guy won't have the same gains in a year.
I was just talking about a research i read that was conducted on elite athletes, supposedly with no roids.
>>5570026
Probably south London scum desu
Question for /gaygen/:
Do you ever get boners just from seeing another man, be it a picture or IRL, like many straight guys claim to get from looking at hot women?
>>5570066
I feel. They probably extrapolate from a short period of testing. Offseason going onseason may build 4lbs of muscle in the time a noob builds 2lbs, but the noob will build 2lbs all year where the athlete will stall out as they're much closer to their performance ceiling.
The more you have to gain, the faster it can happen.
>>5570084
>getting boners
>ever
>>5570010
>pics
Do you think I'm a slut?
>>5570087
were all sluts anonymous
>>5570084
No. But I'm asexual I'm told.
>>5570087
You are trying to draw attention to the fact that you have pretty underwear. It is logical to think that you want to draw attention to your libido with that.
So, want to give pics or are you too coy?
>>5570084
If he's doing something sexual then it depends on what he's doing. Plain men not though.
>>5570084
not since i was a teen
>>5570084
back when I was a teenager I guess, now i'm so ancient i need physical touching to get hard.
>>5570084
Boners, as in rock hard cock, no.
Maybe a semi-chub from a really hot guy wearing something slutty like compression pants or a speedo, or something.
im gonna go "work out" today with my roommates but most likely it's just going to be jogging. which is fine. i dont really get any physical activity and i've gained quite a bit of weight since i started my medication so anything helps
>>5570105
that's interesting
Does gaygen ever see a piece of clothing and just immediately think "these were made for me to take a dick in"
>>5570131
No.
>>5570126
is it? i mean i'm just not horny all the time like i used to be. i mean also im battling some depression and weird hangups that keep me from boning up in public. now if it's a picture and i'm at home and can pop a boner with no worries then sure??? idk. i guess i dont get the question
Is it possible that I'm just a sissy-in-fantasy and not really gay?
Still virgin
>>5569444
Destroying leftist makes me feel better.
They're getting blown out in the Bernie thread right now.
>>5570142
anything's possible
>>5570135
Oh it is, he's not fat muffin potato like me, he's an actual twink
>>5570131
Hahah yes. I use to get Undergear catalogs and they had assless unerwear and always thought "Yeah this is for underwear fetish gays to fuck in"
>>5570148
Which part of Dublin is he from? This is vital.
>>5570148
Irishanon can I come to Ireland and pop your potato?
>>5570084
One time I saw a hot dude in speedos on the beach standing up and his gf was putting sun cream on his legs. She got to the top of his left thigh and she had both hands wrapped around his thigh rubbing in the sun cream. I was sitting directly behind him and, because his stance was wide to allow his gf to get her hands in there, I could see her accidentally bumping and touching his bulge.
That gave me a huge boner. I just got a semi thinking about it.
>>5570157
Well we weren't trying to have sex in the sauna. We went into the sauna and then showered. We tried to have sex in the shower, but alas it never happened. It's way too hot to do anything in a sauna
>>5570157
Here is california. Ex's club had a fuckhueg jacuzzi in it. Could actually sit far enough away from people to have seperate convos
Mine cuzzi smaller but the showers are really nice
>>5570170
>slutty clothing
yeah I suppose, but every single jockstrap SP and I own is strictly for sexual pleasure not actual application while doing exercise, etc. I wouldn't say Jockstraps are slutty, but they are sexy and easy access for getting fucked.
>>5570189
That's the best image I've seen on this board in ages!
>>5570189
Why is that dragonite being so paternally disapproving, it's making me uncomfortable
>>5570196
I found it in a folder labled "Jupp" I had a computer external hard drive failure so mostly all my good photos were lost forever, but SP was kind enough to give me everything I sent him. So I must have sent him it before.
Dragonite is quite a handsome pokemon. One of the top faves. I know it's SP's favorite pokemon.
>>5570186
That sounds pretty swank.I was pretty stoked to have a gym with both wet and dry saunas.
If I ever decide to sell my house and try to make it in porn, I'll let you know. lol
>>5570224
>tfw want a personal sauna
>dry sauna around $2,000
>wet sauna/ steam room nearly $6,000
okay.jpeg
>>5570170
I only said that to annoy you.
I'm going to bed now, enjoy the rest of your day.
>>5570236
You could build your own dry sauna, easy peasy. Basically all you need is a ceder box and a space heater.
A wet one would be harder since you'd have to worry about moisture and mold.
>>5570251
Nighty night, matón, sweet dreams. <3
>>5570259
Why that reaction?
>>5570254
>moisture and mold
As much as I love my Uni steam room they never clean it. Mildew all over the cracks in the tiles and calking glue. Window sill has black mold growing on it. I know it's not fun cleaning them, but cheezus. Even if I complained about it the front desk would just ignore me like all the other things I brought to their attention.
>>5570295
And is it good or bad
I think its a good thing
>>5570301
I mean... that ice-cream place beside the beach is nice and the chips in that shed chipper were really tasty. But the rest was a bit of a dive - homeless people everywhere!
Felt like I was in fucking Neilstown.
why do my pubes have to be brown and not blonde?
>>5570313
Put some lemon juice on them and lay out naked in the sun, they'll go blonde soon enough.
Steam room vs Sauna.
Go.
Decide to get 'pumpkin pie' flavored yogurt. This tastes like shit! And these damn fucking containers you cant spoon jack shit out of them!
I got stood up again today. I honestly have no clue why I keep trying.
>>5570327
Pumpkin Pie doesn't even sound that nice - I don't even know why Americans go bat-shit over it as soon as November hits.
>>5570330
QUITTER
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>>5570330
Because love is worth the pain.
>>5570344
The bear is right
>>5570330
You can tick one more useless shit-bag off the list. In the equation of probability you've increased your chances of finding bea. So don't don't feel too down about it!
>>5570339
Well, I would assume if you're going to get a steam room you'd have the money to make sure it's done properly. Like a, pay more now but save more later type deal.
>>5570349
I take exception to that comparison - I pay my taxes!
No, I haven't - but I've tried pumpkin before and it isn't for me. I'm not a huge fan of sweet things anyway.
>>5570354
*ruffle*
>>5570339
My only issue with dry saunas is that the inside of my nose gets so dry that it hurts to inhale. Sweating a lot I don't mind, but the air in there is so piercing dry I feel like I will get a nose bleed if I'm in there long. The steam room allows moisture in my nostrils and I'm able to breath easier. Plus the wet sauna can get hotter than a dry one.
>>5570349
Lololololol no women are the most awful spoiled little cunts on the planet. They need to get beaten daily tbvh.
>>5570344
Is it, tho?
>>5570362
not really
>>5570362
Yes.
>>5570362
I really really really like your name. Favorite Roman emperor tbqh.
>>5570375
>not Marcus Aurelius
I'm disappoint son.
>>5570387
And that's what I'm saying, he lives there
In the nice place too
I'm from D4 and the shit part (ringsend) so its pretty good for me
>>5570385
>
maybe if he had spent less time writing books and more time emperoring things wouldnt have turned out like they did.
Elagabalus ftw btw
>>5570397
Fabulous. At least you two won't be short of things to do when you're meeting up. Between Bray and Dublin you've got loads to be getting on with.
Also, if you go to the zoo I demand you take a picture of the red pandas for me.
>>5570398
His son Commodus destroyed Rome. Marcus was one of the top 5 best emperors of Rome. His book was a personal journal not meant to be read. He actually wanted his journal to be burned after he died. His daughter held on to it.
>>5570358
>hurts to inhale.
I know what you mean. You build up a tolerance to that pretty fast though.
>>5570357
Ruffling other guys hair? And here I thought we had something special.
>>5570360
Hard to argue with that. If I'd hit my wife, I probably could have saved the marriage. lol
Not sure I could commit to being that guy though.
>tfw blonde master race
too bad that i dont have blue eyes
>>5570415
>whoops bae caught me philosphizing
imo no way it was an accident. he knew what he was doing.
>>5570406
Ok I will do
I plan on taking him to go see deadpool since he loves it but I should take him somewhere like the zoo as a nice date
>>5570420
You don't have any hair bitch
>>5570423
>tfw actually blonde master race but blonde is so dirty your hair is often called brown
>tfw brown eyes
Wow
i just successfully lifted my rage away and it went surprisingly well
i feel a lot better now and i hit a new OHP pr of 45kg. huh.
>>5570423
>tfw blue eyes and sandy brown hair
its somethint
>>5570442
mine also sometimes depends on the lightning but most of the time it's blonde
>>5570444
Good job anon
>>5570424
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerva%E2%80%93Antonine_dynasty#Five_Good_Emperors
> things wouldnt have turned out like they did
just to add to what I previously said. He was one of the 5 good emperors his son was one of the worst.
How do I stop being 'invisible' to people? I hang out with friends, but noone ever asks or converses with me desu. Sometimes I make jokes, people either laugh or tell me it was really shit, or don't react at all. Sometimes I feel like I'm in one of those cliche movies where someone dies but doesn't realise it yet, and everyone is ignoring them. idk.
>>5570444
I lifted and now i feel like shit
I'm just been laying bed and I kinda feel like I could start crying
Really want some cuddles rn
>>5570443
Thanks for the advice
Sounds like a great idea
>>5570456
Be proactive. Dont wait for someone to invite you to something, invite them to something yourself.
>>5570458
arent you married
get your mister to cuddle you
>>5570483
Engaged, and he's at work being a professional big brother/dad.
>>5570469
Whenever I try to be clever or cool or anything people say I'm trying too hard. Still, I managed to have a decent night out with some mates recently. I guess I'm not very comfortable because I know a lot of people, possibly including my friends, do not support LGBT people round here. They make it awkward for them. I think they know I'm hiding something, but they don't suspect I'm gay.
>>5570423
>tfw I was a towhead child but hair grew browner as I aged and dark blue eyes that almost becomes purple during winter
>>5570474
Keep the hair real short
>>5570480
Getting in early might be a problem for him being in so early
But I might try when it gets warmer
>>5570492
>professional big brother/dad
That doesn't pay though. So it's not work it's volunteer. I understand the whole give to your community thing of volunteering, but that shit don't pay the bills yo.
>>5570514
He watches after kids with special needs and just takes them places and makes sure they do all their, uh, i forgot what he calls them them but it's this list the parents/company gives him that the caretakee is supposed to accomplish with every shift he gets.
It's not volunteer, to be sure, either. I dunno what you're thinking of but he gets paid.
>>5570524
Oh, that's an actual job with mentally handicapped kids. That is an actual profession, but "big brother" organizations is all volunteer.
>>5570500
You like the short look?
I was thinking about growing it out, then dumping the beard for a mohawk come summer.
>>5570537
Being a Big Brother/Dad is just the way he described it feeling like sometimes and plus it makes me swoon hardcore whenever he tells me about the warm fuzzy dad-feels he gets when the kids he takes care of and him bond.
Although technically one of the "kids" he takes care of is like a year older than him..
How wide are your shoulders, gaygen?
>>5570554
very wide
>tfw i am ugly
>>5570554
Two.
>>5570562
iktf
>>5570541
Yeah I think it looks good but I haven't seen you without a beard so do eeet
>>5570554
very narrow compared to my waist.
Luckly I have fridgemode to aspire to, so there is hope.
>>5570554
17 inches exactly.
Pretty average, I think, for 5'10''?
>>5570554
P wide. But you cant tell cause im so damn fat
>>5570573
That's a great mode for powerlifting
>>5570572
> without a beard
Surely to God you'd never advocate a world where a man is without a beard?!
>>5570549
I once worked at a shitty store that sold cheap shit and child's toys. There was a girl who was part of these Handicapped homes and a trip to the store I worked at was one of the highlights of their days when they went out and did stuff in public. One girl came up and was buying a coloring book. She said to me "I'm 24 and I still like to color" I myself was 24 at the time and I could see she was ashamed to be still coloring at her age. She didn't have downs syndrome but it was like her face was smashed inward. She had big eyes and a rat like feature to her face. I don't know what disease she had, but anyway. I felt like I had to make her feel better about this shame and I said to her. "I'm 24 too and when I visit my mom's house I color all the time with crayons and pencils" she then got extremely happy that someone like me that doesn't have a disability also liked coloring. I literally made her day she was so happy.
>>5570586
Yep. My wide hips are fantastic for deadlifting and squatting.
>mfw dat lower back strength + leverage
>>5570554
16.5 inches
My darling, if I hurt you I'm sorry
Forgive me and please say you are mine
>>5569910
Is that from the hm tinychat?
Shit that's old
>>5570603
hahah yeah.
>mfw old
>>5570578
>5'10"
>claims femboy
>claims she's sub
I needed a good laugh today.
>>5570554
Pretty average. My hips are pretty narrow, and would make a pretty great v taper, if I didn't keep all my fat in my love handles, lol. Look like a dyel fridge mode atm.
ate a packet of sweets
i feel terribly fat now
>>5570613
V taper is all waiste to shoulders tho. Tru full body V is an exceptional exception to the ideaa
>>5570590
I think I look best with a bit of stubble/scruff. Dudes seem to love beards though.
>>5570612
No bully.
>>5570554
Tape says 17" but I can't be sure it's super close..
I'm also 5'8.5" although that was measured awhile ago and I've been shrinking ever since I was nearly 5'10" about five years ago
>>5570594
That's too fucking sweet
I don't think I've ever done anything like that irl
I've drawn pixel animations of birthday cakes for friends before, I recorded myself singing and playing for someone who was feeling sad
But only over the internet
>>5570609
i still regret not getting up on cam and becoming hm famous
But then, out of the 50 or so guys on it, only jynx ever became well known on hm. Guess the odds were never in my chance
>>5570594
I found the disease. She wasn't mentally disabled like the rest of the children who came in she was quite smart to have a conversation. But she looked like this
http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/21-lessons-from-the-girl-branded-worlds-ugliest-woman-who-actually-amazingly-beautiful.html
>>5570625
fuck off nigger tranny :)
>>5570631
Leave Circe alone! Leave her alone
>>5570624
Pic related
>>5570625
Are your hips wide?
>circe posts
>>5570641
this
Is it weird I'm attacked to women, but really muscular women, along with really muscular men?
>>5570628
>a rare condition that keeps her body from storing fats
holy shit, why is the human body capable of that
Poor woman.. </3
She seems to be a bad-ass despite it all so good on her.
>>5570644
>>5570641
>>5570633
>>5570631
Nerds.
>>5570638
A bit more than average but not really noticeably, I don't think.
>>5570650
Not super muscular but like really tough looking chicks, sure
>>5570650
I attack women also...verbally on the internet.
>>5570653
nigger tranny desu
>>5570650
>>5570650
*attracted
>>5570650
End domestic violent pls
No more attacks
>>5570624
You look the best when you feel happiest with yourself.
Anyway, I'm off GG. Have a good evening, see you in another three months!
*ruffle*
>>5570628
>well, hun. At least you aren't the world's ugliest dog, eh?
She looks like a picasso. Which is actually p cool. Like being on the far said of the uncanny valley irl
>>5570653
>Not super muscular but like really tough looking chicks, sure
I like strong women who can beat the shit out me. Make me a bitch. Throw panties in my face and make me suck their roided clits.
>>5570653
>A bit more than average but not really noticeably, I don't think.
How wide exactly?
Why is it that I can hit a dog when the bitch acts up?
Why is it that I can hit a man when the bitch acts up?
Why is it that I can hit a child when the faggot acts up?
But I can't hit a fully grown woman even though they act up more than the average child?
My dream is too have a more violent society towards women.
NEW SQUAT PR
110KG
YISSSSSSSSS
>imagine her giving you a hand job.
>>5570668
That's because you're a failure.
>>5570609
>tfw jupp let sp get obese
;_;
>>5570697
>obese
um neither of us are obese, nice try though
>>5570707
>Just someone who can be my daddy despite, you know, being a mommy.
Would you ever let a huge muscular chick get a strap on and fuck you in the ass?
Since you guys wanted pics of my undies earlier
I don't get it...
Circe and booger aren't white and they are trannies yet they claim they arent niggers?
>>5570717
Oh look /b/ is leaking again
>>5570729
Right! I saw the purple stripes and though I could use some gay undies. I normally wear black briefs.
>>5570731
>Nero
>not edgy as fuck
>tfw
i spent so long on it.....
>>5570714
wow, this so hot etc.....
¬¬
>>5570737
i'm sorry anon
>>5570738
My name may be Slut Boi but this is a sfw board. (Isn't it?)
>>5570735
normally i just wear tights, desu
When I do wear undies, they more like the tiny yellow pants in my rollarskating outfit
I have a few pairs somewhere, tho, despite never wearing them..
Does the ass pass, gaygen?
>>5570747
I reported you for foul language.
>>5570755
nope huny
start working out
>>5570759
But I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfnAOcBirAs
>>5570755
nope
do lowbar squats + glute bridges
>>5570763
its just a really bland ass
>>5570763
not that i can see
workout more
>>5570767
>bland ass
shieet
>>5570756
Please don't I changed my name see....
>>5570772
its okay because its fixable
>>5570775
I guess I'm switching from highbar to lowbar squats
>>5570773
Awww now I want to hug you...you can't get banned for bad language babe.
>>5570777
What are you squatting atm?
>>5570736
I'm trained in gorilla warfare mother fucker
Welp that's enough funposting lads.
>>5570783
235
I am only five foot seven, 145 pounds low test
no bully pls
>>5570789
Please let me hug you
>>5570789
>145 pounds
Sounds like you need to eat more.
>>5570780
This is 4chan. I know.
>>5570707
You constantly come to gaygen to attention whore and you call me creepy? Fucking retard, get out.
>>5570790
>>5570793
Seriously I have been lifting for two years. Currently I am doing 6 days a week, deadlift+bench one day and squat+ohp the next, monitoring everything I eat (complex carbs, protons, veggies, plenty of water and vitamins). I was good friends with a body builder/personal trainer, and we used to lift together. and he used to tell me "you have perfect form, man. good job."
I started off at literal skelly. I couldn't even do more than one push up. Dead serious.
Some of us weren't made to be muscular gods, brah. At least I'm healthy.
someone make a new thread already, god
>>5570802
..On second thought, I guess I just need to eat more.
>>5570799
Geeze man, I didn't mean it, it was a joke, chill
>>5570802
It sounds like you've got everything on point, I'd still recommend upping your calories though.
I've only been lifting two years, and I started out as an skellington.
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