Gay General: Mentally Handicapped Drawthread Edition

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Someone asked me for sex on grindr for cash.
Is there any way I can legit make money off this gay 4 pay thing?

I am not gay but I've always wanted to be a whore.


Also pic related is why you have a bunch of r9gays on lgbt.

http://imgur.com/a/0VDGq


I found this for you hon memers.

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>>5518946
YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>5518884
Nice to see Slenderman has bulked up a bit. Still has horrible triceps tho.

>>5518946
those are... rather unfortunate

Dead gen.

Everyone is out at clubs tripping on acid and getting pozzed up in the bathrooms.

>>5519031
>tfw you will never sit on his chest and jerk of into his belly button

>>5519031
Not into big guys (for you) generally, but that's an all time favorite right there

>>5519031
>tfw fat and gross
That gifs pretty great cutting motivation.

>>5519080
Is that ann?

>>5519082
Hahahaha. No. :(

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>>5519082
He wishes.

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Should I buy a Wii U?

>>5519117
Yes
I wish I bought one but I love my 3ds already.

>>5519117
No. Buy a PS4

>>5519136
I already have an Xbone, tho

tfw pc gamer, but only functioning computer I have atm is a macbook

kill me

>>5519180
My Macbook Pro ran Steam games perfectly fine; I could play L4D2 on max settings which was dope

>>5519180
Sold my rig for a convertible laptop just before xmas.
Give up the dream bb

>>5519189
>Give up the dream bb
never

>>5519186
I can play plenty of games, but there are a lot that I can't

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Gaym

>>5519197
Have you considered running Windows in Bootcamp? I did that for a while and it worked perfectly fine.

>>5519202
>Those nails
>Kingdom Hearts
Tranny pls go.

>>5519204
I use my computer for work and school so hard drive is pretty full

>>5519226
Hey Hitler
You're kind of a popular trip. Does it weird you out when you sees others talk about you in other threads or make threads about you? It happens to me once in a while and I see that stuff happening to you and a few others somewhat regularly.

>>5519244
It used to, but it's something that you just kind of have to accept as an inevitable outcome when you attention whore online

I mostly just ignore it though

>>5519293

It's so cute when when obvious homos and butch dykes can be bffs. Like it's the purest in platonic love. So adorbs.

>>5519286
True true
I haven't tripped or avatarfagged regularly anywhere on here in two months and I get namedropped very regularly and entire conversations built around me.
I eventually stopped because r9k v trash and lit recognized my posting but I was just curious to how you take it since you're in that same boat.

Crazy how shitppsts can leave such a lasting effect on people.

Is it bad that I immediately stop following a cute person online after learning he's straight? I'm talking actors, YouTube channels, etc. (nothing in real life).

>>5519326

Idk if it's bad, I tend to get turned off when I find out a guy is breeder scum if I thought he was a homo first (eg Richie on Looking)

>>5519300
what was your trip, m80

>>5519330
Richie's mouth is weird but I think he's still good looking despite that. I thought the fat guy, the ginger guy on season 2, and Patrick were the cutest.

>>5519332
I'm pretty sure that's Maki.

>>5519339

Richie was the only likable character tho

Well actually season 2 fatty from Mean Girls was also likable

But I found out Richie was breederscum after season 1 so it was especially disappointing to find out literally the only character I liked on a super homo show was straight

>>5519330
Holy fuck, he's cute.
Holy fuck, he's straight.

Fuck this planet.

Fags

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>>5519364

Sup cumdump

>>5519369
I'm in Big Bear chilling in the snow. In a cabin by the fire and buzzin

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>>5519375

Noice, any particular reason or just for giggles?

>>5519377
nasty. that buttplug probably has syphilis and aids on it

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>>5519388

>nasty

That's the point

>syphilis and aids

It hadn't been in his ass yet tho

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goodnight gg

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>>5519395
buttplug prolly never gets washed. tossed in the corner at the end of the day. the mouth bath is to clean it off from the previous day's use.

>>5519427

It's porn, if they can afford hundreds for wages they can afford $30 for a new buttplug

>>5519428
and yet porn houses use the same fucking set couch over and over and over... you know that thing reeks of taint sweat and bad decisions.

>>5519439

Couches generally cost a lot more than $30

Even if you get them used from craigslist

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>>5519451

>you will never lick his sweat

>>5519066
>clubbing
>on acid
when im on acid i want educatiomal documentaries and a furry blanket lol clubbing fuck that

if my ex still talks to me a lot even though he has a new boyfriend, is it unfair of me to directly ask him what his endgame is next time I see him?
Does he just want to be friends? Does he still like me? Etc. I'd rather us be on the same page and it's all a bit confusing

>>5519496
Set clear boundaries, don't be that guy.

>>5519496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veAIHDGghP4

>>5519500
>>5519512
We split due to distance so it was on good terms.
I'm legit happy either way as I'm semi seeing someone new now too. But his flirty advances then offishness is frustrating to me as a friend more than anything.

If anything i feel like I'm mugging myself off now by not knowing what it is that's going on and I prefer being blunt and honest about my emotions.

>>5518884
Hue hue hue
Fair enough, it is a shite drawing
>>5519364
Y-y-you too

irish anon is a filthy little aspergers ridden fenian freak
why does he even post here

>>5519748
Because anyone can
If you have a problem with me, I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but trips ain't one
Filter me

>>5519756
cringe
no-one likes you name one trip friend you have apart from feel good/scarfandshoes/CRUMP3T

>>5519762
I like him.

>>5519764
no-one likes you either

>>5519762
Sludge pup
Skelly Ann
Mostly
That anon
>>5519769
Shit posting is so 2015

>>5519784
from the thumbnail I thought this was mostlyhomo.

>>5519784
Dave, get the lawnmower ready. We have work to do.

>>5519031
Nice body

what tv series should i be watching or should i have already watched in 2016?

>>5519800
Scrubs.

>>5519805
Setting him on fire might be fun.

>>5519800
Peep Show

it kills me everytime, and in the latest eps there is even some gay shenanigans

>>5519800
Its always sunny in Philadelphia
Season11 started three days ago
It's pretty good stuff and hasn't had a bad season yet really

>>5519815
ayyy
I live outside philly
also really good show

>>5519820
Good for you

>>5519812
>>5519815
hfs im trying to be less basic not even more basic
..maybe i am patrician already and i dont even know...

>>5519826

The real patrician doesnt waste his time with television.

>>5519826
It's legitimately one of the best written sitcoms currently going
But you're probably looking for the new GoT and breaking bad, to be less basic

>>5519823
damn
don't gotta be rude
especially after getting dragged in the thread like 20 minutes ago and I'm just here agreeing with you

>>5519828
yeah whatever tard

>>5519831
cant trust the shifty fenian bastards cant trust em

>>5519823
this is why people hate you

>>5519823
fucking irishanon

>>5519455
>tfw probably decades away from being klokov size

;_;

5519840
>>5519831
>>5519837
>>5519848
I'm sorry was I supposed to go
"Thanks for that fantastic input to the current topic, we really need more posters like you"
Cry more , babies
I'm loving this lads, don't ever filter me so I can Fuck with youse constantly
>>5519854
you'll get there
Just keep trying

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>>5519858
>Thanks for that fantastic input to the current topic
sorry I don't meet your very high posting standards, I'll try to agree with you less from now on

>>5519868
Good for you

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>>5519874

>mfw someone took a mild jab at irishanon and now the fucking tard is hugely overcompensating by trying to be some tough guy

c r i n g e

Who is the cutest Irishanon !7QaVX7uOmk in this thread?

>>5519800
I just got The Wire for Christmas.

Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, so on are all good too.

-_-_-

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>>5519877
ikr

>>5519877
Haha
Whatever you say mate
>>5519887
Top kek
I'm a fat cunt

irishanon probably got bullied at school t b h he just seems like the type

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to the anon who posted this
>>5516401
Are you completely retarded? FAFSA IS STUDENT LOANS you dipshit.
>You can get school loans like every other person in college
Yeah if your past the age of 24 you are independent of your PARENTS finances. Why don't you fucking read you stupid fucking piece of shit.

MY PARENTS MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY = NO FEDERAL STUDENT LOANS AVAILABLE TO ME UNTIL THE AGE 24 WHEN INDEPENDENT

Why is that so hard to understand retard?

http://www.fastweb.com/financial-aid/articles/income-and-financial-aid-eligibility

FAFSA = STUDENT LOANS

>>5519887
>>5519890
Is that really Irishanon?

-_-_-

>>5519891
You the same anon that bullies all the namefags? It doesn't really cut deep when the abuse is from someone who is remaining anonymous.

-_-_-

>>5519898
Yup
>>5519891
So are you qtp or some other guy? Cause I was sorta hoping qtpersian was dead

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>>5519895
Before the anon goes off on a rant about the age of 24 not being an actual rule.

IT IS
https://studentaid.ed.gov/sa/fafsa/filling-out/dependency

>>5519903
Tbh I'll take back all the Potatoe farming terrosist scumbag comments you're a cutie.

-_-_-

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hand over all of maki's vocaroos! or else

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>>5519910

>>5519906
That's like your opinion
No one else agrees with you including me

>>5519904
Hey jupp.
You and your huspup are qt3.14s :3c

http://studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

>>5519935
>get bull

what the fuck is a bull?

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>>5519935

>>5519916
You and they are wrong then.

You're not a 10/10 model would fug again, but you do look pretty cute.

-_-_-

>>5519947
name fell off

>>5519945
think strongfat
ultra masc fukken huge guys

>>5519953
oh okay, that describes me

>>5519958
h-hi daddy

>>5519965
my daddy wouldn't like you calling me daddy :s

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Everytime I masturbate I get an agonising pain at the back of my skull as if someone has just hit me with a sledgehammer, and it is so bad I actually can't function for the next 10 minutes or so until it calms down a little.

I think it might be because when I masturbate I often hold my breath (you know, for rp reasons...), and maybe that causes this neck/head pain.

I dont even know why I'm posting it here, but oh god i am in a lot of pain right now.

>>5519972
I forget what it's called and I'm honestly too lazy to look it up
happens when you masturbate/orgasm too often
give it a rest for like two ish weeks to be safe

>>5519972
>>5519976
p.s. it can become permanent, so seriously, cool it

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>>5519976
>>5519977

you for real?

>>5519978
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_headache
yes, stop jerking off so much, you horny teenager

>>5519988

>These headaches are often benign, but should be evaluated by a clinician to rule out intracranial hemorrhage and cerebral infarction, especially if the pain is sudden and severe.

no way am i telling my doc about my masturbatory habits

>>5519971
dropped

>>5519972
>>5519988
i got one of those orgasm headaches once
it was fucking horrible i thought my head was going to explode

>>>/fit/35548341
why aren't you husbando mode yet?

>>5519998
just quit jerking it so much
give it at least a week to ten days

>>5519998
desu you shouldn't be shy about stuff like that with your doctor
like, if you're a ho a good doctor isn't gonna shame you. he'll just help you be a healthy, safe ho.
so if you're having pain when you jerk it, you should tell your doc.

>>5520001

Because I am only 18 and husbando mode takes at least 4 years of lifting. I'll get there eventually though.

>>5519999
same
imagine horny little teenage hitler full of testosterone
all I knew was slutting it up and jerkin' it
felt like an ice pick to the back of my skull

>>5519972
They can also be a sign of high blood pressure.

Don't google, it will scare you fucking insane.

-_-_-

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Okay, I don't think this fully belongs here but I need advice, bifag here. Not sure what should I do. Basically up to a month ago total virgin.
>Meet a guy over internet, we click in
> We click so well we have sex during first meet.
> Different kind of feelings of like, relationship developing, but nothing serious yet.
>Meet him thus far 2 times
> Chat a lot
>Help him when his brother publicly makes him come out to his parents etc.
>Good friend of mine sends a message about fucking pretty hot open relationship female.
>Friend of mine still thinks I'm a virgin so he wants me to have good time and sex.
>She is willing to fuck me, oh yeah
>I have feels for a guy, but I'm closeted bifag, maybe even gay.
>Don't want to ruin friendship over this
>Want vagina, but not sure how it will turn up, will I even get erect
>I have feels for this guys, yet technically we are not yet in relationship, his feels are not so strong yet, but I think it will change.
What should I do? I seriously Imagine relationship with this guy... on the other hand I don't want to reject my friends offer and don't want to come out...

>>5520012
>teenage hitler full of testosterone

now you know that aint true

>>5520013

stop with the morse code

>>5520016

>on the other hand I don't want to reject my friends offer

why the fuck not, you tard? Just say you dont want to fuck her, you can make up some dumb reason if you really have to.

>>5520017
--- .-. / .-- .... .- - ..--..

>-_-_-

>>5519999
>dropped

nice quads puppy, and I was joking about the daddy bit

since you got quads, you should post your quads

>>5520017
I mean I didn't make the test myself, got stabbed into my buttcheek through a syringe
in high amounts at that

>>5520026

>mfw you got free + legal steroids and didn't even lift

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
wasted postential

>>5520022
But that would arouse suspisions, how to do it without arising suspisions? In theory as a virigin I should be pretty willing...

>>5520032
>Hitler pls. That is not how sexy times works
I wouldn't know

>>5520029
whoops

>>5520016
if it feels dishonest and or wrong, don't do it

>>5520036

Just say you want your first time to be special, you heard she picks her nose, she isnt your type, you don't have time, you are already dating someone (dont specify gender), or just act like a fucking adult and explain that you can fuck or not fuck whoever you want to without having ot be told what to do.

>>5520029
I also got tons of HGH

>>5520024
those are thighs right? i don't have any recent pics like that, most of the pics where you can see my legs are of me bent over

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>>5520064

take a fresh one then

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>>5520079
my legs are scrawny af so thanks for making me feel inadequate

>>5520079
Is that supposed to be an impressive pic?

>>5520112

we can't all be Greek Gods like you, irishanon (>>5519887)

>>5520117
savage

>>5520117
I'm just saying, is it the pic everyone is gonna fawn over and I have to pretend to like.
Sorry for annoying you, mate.

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>>5520111

they're qt. heres what quads are for reference

>>5520122
>>5520112

Post your quads then.

irishanon is a fat inbred fenian lol

>>5520130
Seconded.

-_-_-

>>5520130
Mine are similar to his (working in construction) but nah they'll just be posted as lame excuse for an insult down the line, so I'm good
>>5520131
Learn new words
>>5520133
See above

>>5518884
I'm fucking emotionally unstable after my bf of 3 years broke up with me, I need help, probably see a shrink

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>>5520134

>Irishanon_irl

>>5520134
potato fenian peasant get english

>>5520143
>Anon actually thinks we aren't both Stephen
And I'm the delusional one, sheesh
>>5520144
Ní me Burthá

>>5520134
You see now your making it obvious they (he) are (is) getting to you.

-_-_-

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>>5520147

Simply euphoric

>>5520150
I'm actually pretty calm and unaffected
You kinda know when I'm pissed desu
I go off the snapometer

>>5520147
potato shut-up or i will give you a nipple cripple

>>5520158
Oh no sir, it's my one weakness :3c

>>5520158
is that like a purple nurple?

>>5520153
ITS LIKE A NEVER ENDING SOURCE OF CRINGE

>>5520167
Haha just filter me then because I'm loving this

>>5520153
What county you from?

-_-_-

>>5520185
Guess

>>5520186
Mayo
Galway
Cork
Dublin

This guys come up on my tinder who is so hot I'd feel blessed if he punched me in the face

>>5520192
Wow one is correct
I thought you meant country
I'm from Dublin, buddy

>>5520193
is his name irishanon

>>5520201
St. Paddy's must be fun there. Always wanted to go but never could stop when passing through.

>>5520214
>forgetting -_-_-

>>5520218
-_-

>>5520221
It has become very important to me.

-_-_-

>>5520214
It is yeah
We get pissed and become pretty friendly to yanks and stuff

>>5520227
lol like you have any friends
like you go outside

>>5520234
Currently in a friends gaff

>>5520241
>posting on 4chan in public

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>when he squeezes your pecs

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>tfw no faggots to play roleplaying games with and then make out after-session and cuddle up

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>>5519935
>tfw pup

I-is that good?

>>5520212
Nah his name is Sean. And he's giving me a semi

>>5520262
That all depends on your outlook
if that's what you want, then yes
if not, then change yourself

>>5520262
yas hunty

>>5520244
He knows the chan
>>5520252
Iktf
>>5520262
>>5520284
Don't believe his lies

>>5520262
Pup masterrace reporting in

>>5520288
does he know about you being a gay meme

>>5520288
>Iktf
Irishanon, I just want you to know that I would totally do you and be your bf, if we were in the same country.

>>5520295
trip on fenian

>>5520303
for someone who has been on gaygen quite a while ... how do I not know fenian?

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>>5520279
>>5520284
>>5520293
C-can you post pictures of what a pup would look like?
I'm not really content with how my body looks desu.

>>5520312
that'd be sludgpup specialty
twinks are more my thing

>>5520312
fat hairy twinks

>>5520316
>not liking hairy buff old men

>>5520318
I'm not fat, I'm like athletic with a bit of extra weight which I'm about to cut. Lost 4kg before Christmas then put 2 back on over. Bad times. Back to be disciplined now

>>5520324
whoops
but twinks tho amirite

>>5520295
Fuck off.

Cutie will be mine.

My British ancestry owns his ass.

-_-_-

>>5520312
that census thing is talkin about body type, so it's like
bigger than a twink, bit of hair, but smaller and less hairy than an otter
there's also pups as a sexual practice, and they can be any size

>>5520331
>My British ancestry owns his ass.
cringe

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>>5520334
>bigger than a twink, bit of hair, but smaller and less hairy than an otter

Ah, that'd probably be about right.
I don't have any extra weight, but i certainly need to put on more muscle mass.
Also, not that hairy.
Just hairy legs, stomach and a bit of chest hair.

>>5520294
Totally
>>5520295
Sure
>>5520331
Gay
>>5520352
Totes cringe anon
>>5520308
It's me

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Help me, /gaygen/

There's this guy who works at the office cafeteria I go to for lunch every day that I'm crushing on but I don't know how to approach it. Been tip toeing towards getting to know him slowly (exchanging smiles, to saying hi, to knowing each other by name), and we've been having nice short chats now whenever I see him. I even know he's gay, because he's pretty open about it. But I don't know if he's as interested or available as I think he is.

Recently, he asked me what I was doing this weekend (I said "nothing" like a pleb), and mentioned that he was going to see a movie with one of my coworkers. Couldn't find out if it was a guy, girl, romantic, or not but I didn't want to pry. Also even though we're pretty friendly, he's friendly with everyone. The only thing that makes me feel like he might be interested is that he usually makes a little effort to try and swing by me to say hi.

Anyway, it's kinda stupid but I'd appreciate some input.

>>5519935
I got wolf, but I feel the test is a bit skewed. I put down average on hairy because I'm average for my ethnicity compared to say a american male I wouldn't be very hairy.

>>5519854
>tfw probably decades away from being klokov size
Makes me wish I ha started a decade earlier. I'll probably be dead before I make it.

>>5520252
>>5520288
Fa/tg/ut mustard race.

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>tfw starting to grow chest hair

time for suicide

>>5520359
No harm in asking.

>>5519935
200lbs of gym bunny. Too young to be gym rat apparently.

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>>5520359
>didn't want to pry

You should've just asked.
If he's as open as you say he wouldn't think it's weird and just think you're interested in his day etc.
Does he know you're gay too?

>>5520357
>gay
That's the idea.

You laugh now but you micks gonna be annexed soon enough I assure you.

-_-_-

>>5520393
So this is stupid, but I've never asked anyone out before, much less in a way that doesn't sound too spergy.

Does "I don't know what your situation is, but would you be interested in getting coffee some time?" sound ok?

>>5520402
I know, I just wasn't sure if doing that would be too aggressive but in hindsight I should have. He doesn't know I'm gay, no, but I've been pretty proactive in getting to know him.

>>5519935
>You are a Muscle Pup
is this another way of saying otter

tfw will never be a middle class skinny blonde girl w/ a high-achieving jock bf

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>>5519935
> Says I'm a gym rat
> I'm actually just fat

>>5520429
stop

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>>5520429
that's gay dude

>>5520408
Sure bud
We'll see

>>5520415
>I don't know what your situation is
Leave this part out. They'll let you know if there's a reason they can't.

>>5520420
I thought muscle pups were fatter.

Kind of wish there was a generic fitness question. There's a big difference between say 250lbs at 8% body fat or 250 at 35%

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>>5520247
This is a fantastic feeling.

>>5520448
that's one meaty tit
well two meaty tits

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Tying to find a new dating profile picture...

Hopefully the big chap is cute enough to make people pay a little attention lol

so I matched with this guy on a dating app and now I've seen more pics of him i don't have any sexual feelings towards him at all. He's nice though.
How do I break this to him without sounding like I'm saying 'I think I'm fitter than you'

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>>5520448
>tfw the only person squeezing my tits is me.

Guys, I was just on (days of the week + 1) chan's /b/ and trying to homo it up on /b/ and wew.

There are really seriously autistic persons up there, who are so lonely that they accept being alone and not even in theory would want any friends.

Also someone said he was a pedophile and would like to meet a pedo "bro" to hang out with and do god knows what.

>>5520467
Compliment him but say that you don't feel like there's chemistry, then wish him happy hunting

>>5520473
cool story sis

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>>5520472
There there you'll find your gymbromo someday bro.

>>5520459
I would consider you if you got rid of the pedo stache no wait the entire teen scruff, got a proper haircut and lose your glasses. You seem cute.

>>5520467
unmatch him and block him without saying another word to him

like everyone else does

;_________;'

>>5520480
I even asked someone how he would react if I came to his house to hang out with him, sit next to him practicing the guitar and put my arm around him.

He said that he would get a boner from that, because every physical interaction would likely be intense because he is alone.
:33333333333

>tfw no shy autistic person to turn homo

Though he also said that he would turn away friends at his home and not let them in. So he is pretty weird.

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>>5520488
>tfw no one replied to my joke profile with pic related as profile
you guys told me it would be different

>>5520489
i'm incredibly lonely and depressed but if a girl tried touching me i would still puke tbqh

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>>5520472
Ann have you ever posted face on 4chin?

I can't decide if you're some qt i've saved from /fit/ or not.

>>5520497
I want to touch you t b h.

>>5520498
[hidden message]source[/hidden message]

>>5519805
i would like him in and around my bumhole

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>>5519805
>tfw no hairy bf with lots of chest hair to fondle while cuddling

Is anyone going to Dalston tonight?

tfw u will never be the most popular girl in the school who is secretly a huge slut

>>5519805
>>5520506
I feel no attraction to him at all.
Miring dem muscles though

>>5520514
I was that minus the first part

>>5520514
>secretly

>>5520498
I don't think I have.

But now that I think about it, I might have on fit or /fraud/

>>5520514
>tfw you'll never be a huge cock-slut twink, because you were in a homophobic HS

>>5520459
put all your figurines in the bin and you'd be cute.

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>tfw even though i have been lifting for seven months I still cant do that thing where you flex your pecs individually to make them bounce

how much do i have to bench to be able to do it?

>>5520500
if you're a guy i'm okay with it :3

>>5520514

>tfw too high standards to be a proper slut in school

i think its for the best

tfw ur super qt teacher will never catch u in the changing rooms and find out you are a top tier super secretly trap and not really a girl and then suck ur penis

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>>5520533
were are you at? I'm in Michigan

(please let my pic work this time, I know it's kinda cringey to say that, but I just want to meet someone)

>>5520543
actually i have a lot of school work to do
i've been really busy

sorry

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>went to super posh all boys school
>has a huge rep for gayness
>also very athletic, tons of rowers and stuff
>mfw i could have had the sluttiest childhood
>mfw i only realised i was gay when I was 16/17 and missed out on most of the underage fooling around

i cant believe I wasted such an opportunity

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>>5520523
Ah, probably not the guy i was thinking about then.

He was a qt with a cute dog.

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>>5520555
you really blew that guy off
wew kek

>>5520488
Nah. He sounds quite nice and I reckon I could be friends with him. But I'll just keep being nice and ghost him for a bit then be like 'Soz have a bf now' or something. Still can be mates

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>>5520561
>cucking him into the friendzone
wew

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>>5520559

the bottom middle one?

>>5520559
No dog-bro. Unfortunately.

If you post the pic, I can tell how close you were though.

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>>5520566
>>5520568
Pic related.

>>5520561
That's shittier than just saying you're not interested in him.

If you keep being nice on people in dating apps it's pretty much green light that you're interested in them.

>>5520568

i think he means Justin in his dog video

https://youtu.be/jau1yKl4K9Q

and, no offence ann, you wont be able to look like him with your roids.

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What do you think, gaygen?

>>5520558
>wanting to be a slut

>>5520576
>implying i don't know who Justino is

breh pls.

>>5520577
f u c c b o i
look okay though

What does /gaygen/ think about staying as 'friends' after a relationship breakup? Is it possible, or is it better to cut contact?

I am in this situation. I am afraid to hang out with him as 'friends' because I think he will start begging me to take him back (even though the breakup was his idea).

>>5520575
Fine then. I'll be blunt and say Soz. You're really nice and I could get a drink with you but I don't think there's any attraction here.

>>5520589
depends how you are w/ him
my ex and i never really had anything in common so we never hang
just how it is.

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>>5520589
>because I think he will start begging me to take him back (even though the breakup was his idea).
oh you faggots and your drama

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If I gave a bj to a guy am I still a virgin?

>>5520575
You're right. That guy is pretty cute.

>>5520576
Cut me some slack m8. I haven't been lifting that long. Give me a few more years.

>>5520595
yeah, sure... why not.
Why so sad?

>>5520595
>Actually getting to have a cock in your mouth
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5520600
he wants to stay pure for god, duh

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>>5520595
Whore.

>>5520589
>boyfriend dumps you
>delude yourself into thinking he'll beg you to take him back

The delusion with you fagbois is too strong.
To answer your question, i'm only friends with my first boyfriend from high school.
He's pretty cool and we hangout occasionally.

>>5520483

>proper haircut

Lol no haircut exists hides my awful forehead.

And it's odd. People in person always love the stache. Only one person I know ever disliked it but they were more into hairless guys anyway.

>>5520605
are you my ex-boyfriend?

>>5520604
Then he shouldn't post pepe memes. Pepe is worst degeneracy.

>>5520577
maki/10

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>>5520596
>You're right. That guy is pretty cute.
Are you close to his qt-ness?

>>5520605
I am not deluding myself. It happened to me the last time we saw each other. I am trying to avoid it being a regular thing.

>>5520635
>beard
dropped

>>5520497
i'm incredibly lonely and depressed and wished a girl would touch me.

>>5520639
I agree

>>5520645
cute

im not a girl but i would touch you

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>>5520639
anon-kun stop being such a fucking faggot~~~

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>>5520639
>doesn't like beards

what are you some kind of faggot?

>>5520649
o-o-okay

>>5520656
:3

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>tfw so alone you're considering a gf just to increase the chance of not being lonely

>>5520664
she won't pop your cherry, anon

>>5520430
same and the kicker is I spend a lot of time at the gym.

hey senpai.
so I got into a relationship recently and I lost my virginity. thing is I have problems to cum. he's incredibly sexy and I enjoy sex, it's just, that every time I'm about to cum I quickly lose it directly before climax. I have no idea why that happens.
my bf, who is more experienced than me, tells me to not worry about it and that I'm just nervous due to having no experience, but I'm afraid, that this will keep happening and that he will think, that I'm not attracted to him.
I wouldn't have a problem with not getting there, but he seems to be all about it. apparently we both just want to make the other one come.

I'm top, he's bottom btw. I'm just worried, that I will never be able to reach climax properly. anyone any experience?

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>>5520667
>not being vers

>>5520664
but she wont have a dick anon
when she cuddles you you wont feel a bulge pressing against your butt
it won't feel comfy

>>5520673
did you end sex without cumming?

wew lad, why stop?

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>>5520678
>when she cuddles you you wont feel a bulge pressing against your butt

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>>5520664
>tell people you're bi
>potential gf's think you're a fag in denial
>potential bf's think you're a straight in denial
>never ever get an SO
solid plan m80, follow through :^)

>>5520555
ice cold

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>>5520639
you are so dumb for real

>>5520682
I assumed when he said
>it's just, that every time I'm about to cum I quickly lose it directly before climax.
It meant he goes limp. Kinda difficult to keep pounding with a limp noodle.

>>5520673
I agree with your bf. It's just a bit of anxiety weirdness that you will eventually get past. If you jerk off to a lot of porn, I would suggest you stop doing that for a while. You are training your sexual response to be different than that of one when you are with someone.

>>5520701
beards a gross tbqh

>>5520673
Always happens to me when I start having sex with someone. It takes me a few weeks of hanging out and having sex before my intimacy issues subside and I start really enjoying the sex enough to cum. It's all about being comfortable. Unfortunately, the more times you have sex and can't cum, the more you begin to worry about it, and the more it affects you.
My advice would be to have way more foreplay, like over an hour, to the point where your dick is screaming to fuck something and then you tear hi clothes off and go to town on his butt. Get horny af basically.

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>>5520707

You shut your motherfucking whore mouth

>>5520686
>RIP Harrison Ford... Sulu was my favorite character and you played him well. My you live long and prosper.

>>5520702
>It meant he goes limp. Kinda difficult to keep pounding with a limp noodle.
I would feel emasculated desu.

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>>5520707

>>5520719
have you ever topped?

>>5520728
N-no, I'm a virgin.

straight women have better taste in men than gay men tbqfh

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>>5520716
>>5520721

>>5520731
>gay men crush on straight men
>straight women crush on gay men
Yep that indeed means that straight women have better taste.

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>>5520733

>>5520707
Bravo

NEW THREAD

>>5520741

>>5520730
meh, a lot things to let yourself get distracted by and loose focus and then loose erection... even worrying about cumming to quickly can make you go limp.

>trying to lose weight
>always hungry
help

>>5520589

I'm best friends with my ex with 0 sexual tension, but we broke up amicably

:depends on the break up I think

>>5520719

It does make you feel like a dumb bitch who is awful as sex because the second you lose some of your erection, you start getting paranoid

>>5520702
na I don't go limp. the edge is just gone and I kinda have to get there again

>>5520715
this sounds plausible, thanks.