/mtfg/ - Trans girl general - old memes edition

>>5502663
1st for aesthetic

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1st for life is more then mtfg

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You're all beautiful and gunna make it!

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penis

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>>5502663
>Dragon dildos and thigh high rainbow socks required
Fine
I didn't want in anyway

I wanna hug cool mtfg people

>>5502669
Fuck off with this shit, you of all people are not going to make it.

>>5502661
Where are you? See if there's a LGBT clinic in your area, they might do laser. That's how I got mine and they do it at a discount, but they didn't advertise it so you might have to call and ask

>>5502674
i live in dallas, i can check there i suppose. thanks.

>>5502670
FOR FUCK SAKE

>>5502668
Lies

>>5502670
Lies

>>5502678
Lies

>>5502672
Me too :3

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did anyone else wake up with the strangest sense of loneliness and a feeling of loss

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>tfw no lewd toys

>>5502678
What m8

>>5502685
If you can't get a hold of lewd toys, become a lewd toy

>>5502607
There's basically nothing there yet! They're like, just two palm-sized lumps of boob on the vast expanse of my chest. And yet their aim remains true.

>>5502615
Nah. Weird hipster narrative stuff. I'm that kind of nerd.

>>5502686
you know fucking what

>>5502670
transition when?

>5502661
face and neck $79AUD per. on a 5 session prepay in Victoria
>>5502669
tell me winston, and remember, no lies.
goodnight /mtfg/

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>>5502689
Check this

>>5502684
I wouldn't call it a strange sense of loneliness. It was pretty run of the mill loneliness for me.

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Who here homeless person that just transitioned because it's easier to get a roof under your head if you can seduce a guy, and your dealer gives you hrt for free?

>>5502691
to you, and everyone else that was posting these low prices for laser on face i've never heard of before, are you talking about full face and neck? not just the chin or lip or just neck?

>>5502671
It's OK, these things are just required for TruTrans status ;~;

>>5502691
Gnight, lizbell. Have a great day tomorrow!

>>5502699
where in the transbook did it say that

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>>5502699
AGP masterrace

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>>5502699
>tfw forever AGP

Feels gud mang

>>5502692
:_: i hate you sometimes

>>5502703
Iktf friend

>>5502698
Mine was priced for a 15 minute session, at $100 per. Whether that covered face and neck, just face, or face and neck and chest depended on how thick the hair still was.

>>5502699
>tfw not trutrans

>>5502710
Its OK have you applied for ur AGP chaser card yet?

>>5502698
Mines like 60bux for 15 minute sessions and the cost per minute goes down the longer you pay for

>>5502705
Remember that game?
Bet you hated it, especially when in boymode since you couldn't really do it to girls without getting in trouble.

>>5502702
Idk, but didn't your therapist ask you to come to sessions with rainbow thigh highs, a collar, and a dragon dildo up your butt? Doesn't sound like they did their job ;_;

>>5502703
>>5502704
>>5502710
>this many agpers
W O W
O
W

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>>5502717
You're not part of the club?

>>5502717
Elanna what was AGP now again, I forgot.

>>5502713
>>5502709
wait so its done based on time as well? i requested a consultation at a place near me for either thursday or friday.

does 15 minutes cover your whole face? my beard shadow is only really on my chin, neck and sideburns, barely below my cheeks. if it takes more than 15 minutes to do the whole area for a session, it costs more?

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>>5502680
is someone sad their yuri edition didn't make it to morning?

>>5502717
Trutrans™ pls go and stay go

>>5502716
i got my fair share of punches and kicks in the balls if thats what you're asking

>>5502717
i dnot have a therapist tho.

>>5502687
but i don't have anyone to treat me like that ... ._.;

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>>5502712
Nah I'm actually otherkin, I'm a bunnygirl you see.

>>5502717
Damn my therapist has been slacking big time.

>>5502726
Get a bf
Like a toy, but it loves you back

>>5502716
>Remember that game?
you mean getting bullied in school? yeah I remember that.

>>5502723
Yeah pretty much what I was asking. Never got why girls always whine and complain so much, being a male is tough.

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>>5502727

>>5502730
I was bullied initially but then I snapped and beat the shit out of my bully and his cronies didnt really do anything cause theyre actually pussies but we all became friends after that.

Stand up for yourself.

>>5502718
No, I'm TruTrans™ ;~;

>>5502719
Autogynephilia, a fetish for oneself as a woman.

>>5502722
N O U
O
U

>>5502724
Find one that does the dragon dildos route ;~;
In seriousness though, they're good to have.

>>5502727
They have, they need to step up their game.

>>5502721
Why would I be sad about something like that? I only made that edition for the lols and bantz anyways o.o

>>5502731
Getting punched in your growing bobs is more painful than getting punched in the balls. I think we have a unique perspective on this lol.

>>5502727
Oh. Into the trash it goes.

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>>5502729
i'm trying but its hard mm`kay? ,_,

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>>5502739
Abandon your sinful ways and join the AGP club

>>5502720
When I started 15 minutes was plenty of time my whole face, yeah. I was the same as you, sideburns, upper lip, and chin and that was about it. But I also had the advantage of super pale skin and super dark hair which apparently let the technician move a bit faster. Eventually I had little enough hair in the face that we had a couple minutes at the end for other stuff.

They will probably be able to estimate it at the consult.

>>5502743
>hard
>with all these chasers lurkin'
mmm hmm, sure hon

>>5502739
therapists or dragon idildoes???
the closest i have to ur list is a collar and i cant even wear it anymore.

>>5502743
It's alright
Take your time, no need to rush

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>>5502743
Ur gonna get a cute bf soon kit

>>5502739
REEE trutrans™ not allowed!

>>5502740
nah when i get hit down there it makes me want to vomit from the sensation

>>5502746
oh thats good to hear then. i am VERY pale from never leaving my apartment ever, and my facial hair is black.

thanks!

>>5502737
I stood up to my bullies twice. Nothing physical but both times they got off free and I got suspended. Kinda gave up after that.

>tfw living near cologne

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>>5502745
I literally don't masturbate to myself in the mirror. How does that make you feel?

>>5502750
T-therapists.
Dragon dildos you can take them or leave them.

>>5502753
If I pretend to be AGP can I stay? I'm pretty sure there's some way to fake boners from women's clothing.

>>5502762
Does it smell pleasant there?

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We all look dashing, don't worry ladies!

>>5502764
it smells pretty rapey atm desu senpai

>>5502765
jesus FUCK how old is this person

i will actually kill myself if i end up like that

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>>5502764
>tfw don't masturbate to myself in front of mirror.
W-what am I then? Everything I've known is a lie

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>>5502741
>not wanting to be a degenerate bunnygirl
This anon gets it>>5502733

Heyy idk if that Tucson anon still posting but I'm also from here. Just figured I'd say hey and see. Could be cool to meet people.

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It's 20 degrees and my windows are leaking air from outside. x 3x

>>5502769
It's me. ._. I'm 36 and no need to be rude about it.

>>5502764
i had a counsellor he was gay and resally liked dead space does thaht count? i dont want a dragon dildo so ill pass thx.
>>5502765
who uses "dashing" in this day

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>tfw never job

>>5502778
Try applying for jobs you can actually realistically get you fucking idiot

>>5502739
>Autogynephilia, a fetish for oneself as a woman.
Sounds more like a gender orientation desu, if I was a girl I would have to choose between making a fine pick of a man to dedicate to or just go all out and be a complete slut just ramping up the mileage on that spanking new fresh pussy.
Women choices are really hard.
>>5502740
It aint anon.
>>5502761
>Nothing physical
Guess why it didnt work.

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>>5502762
hey Sophie are you ok??

>>5502751
yeh im just going to see what happens i guess

>>5502749
they chase after all the pretty girls tho

>>5502753
thanks i hope so ,_,

>>5502776
It's an older saying.

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>>5502772
Nice choice, It's all about the ears.

>>5502765
what happend to that customer you cried hours about? something about makeup?

>>5502774
Poor, baby. Lemme hug you warm

>>5502783
thatds why i sasid 'in this day'

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Article from last week about the top 25 trans pioneers of 2015. Cool stuff. I need to follow a few of these peeps online!

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>>5502780
She doesn't have the references to work at mcdonalds.

>>5502780
I have been applying everywhere like at warehouses, fast food, target, walmart, home depot...

>>5502749
getting a bf is really fucking hard senpai.

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>>5502774
i woke up naked with no covers on this morning, and its 0 ouside :Y

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>no bf to wake up in the morning by playing with his cock

>>5502786
Yes, I had a transphobic customer complain about my makeup to a manager. Where did you read it? I wrote about it on different websites.

>>5502788
I'm a bit older than you most likely.

>>5502799
>Where did you read it?
on le reddit. I browse their transpassing board sometimes. I'm sorry.

>>5502799
>I had a transphobic customer complain about my makeup to a manager
jesus, well fuck coming out in the workplace

all this lewdposting, im gonna go nap and dream about non lewd things @_@

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>>5502764
>>5502771
>not being able to make love to yourself
my condolences

>>5502767
I'm sorry ;~;
That sounds unpleasant

>>5502771
It's OK, I know that it's hard to process when you encounter true degeneracy. I hope I'm still welcome here.

>>5502776
That counts, I wish I had a gay counselor to show me the ways of late 2000s vidya ;~;

>>5502781
No no, it's literally a fetish. Granted, it's a fetish that is exceptionally strong in a lot of cases, and some people with agp transition anyways.

>>5502778
>turns down high paying position with Verizon
>complains about neet life
Oh u

>>5502802
It's okay. I moved on from the incident and I have gotten better at doing makeup now because of it. A blessing in disguise?

>>5502804
If you can stealth it, don't.

>>5502807
I said yesterday I found out it was a scam. I kinda gathered it was a scam because I didn't even apply there but when I googled the number I saw a bunch of complaints.

Would you fuck bateman?

>>5502807
I know, I just meant from the name, "philia" sounds like its a sexual orientation. I fucked up before I meant sexual orientation, im really baked.

>>5502799
you siad youre 36 right? ofc ur going to be odler than me i woudldve killed myself before i was even 30 but im not in your shoes so im happy you are happy(?)
>>5502807
he also liked that alice madnes returns game i think, he bought this like thousands of dollars figure thing i was like 'wahts this gotta do with me being a shit girlfriedn though?'

>>5502764
I'll need to ask the agp council m8

>>5502781
>Guess why it didnt work.
Well yeah. But I was too much of a girl to resort to violence :~)

It's all in the past anyway.

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>>5502812
>If you can stealth it
I am a man beast, I will never be stealth

>>5502813
What was the number? Let me block it on my phone.

>>5502795

. -.
Do you want my blanket?
It's a electric.

>>5502820
>It's all in the past anyway.
>tfw I cant forgive the people who wronged me
You're going to kill those bullies one day and get away with it, right?

>>5502792
>applying
lies

see >>5502813
>I didn't even apply there

>>5502817
There's no need to be so hurtful with your words. You might not like me since I don't pass as good as you, but I'm still a human being. Yes, I am 36.

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>tfw you will never be forced to marry the local noble lord and carry his children even though he's an evil person (but evil in a sexy way, not gross)
why live?

>>5502821
I'm a hideous man creature too but I'm stealth trans at my job. I just tell ppl I'm bi if they ask and it gets left at that. No one cares at all 2bh

>>5502830
what age did you start transition?

I'm older too

me bored
wat do ?

>>5502833
That's not what stealth means you idiot

>>5502836
Smoke weed and/or watch anime

>>5502821
It doesn't matter, you pass better than me most likely. Keep your head up!

>>5502838
Whoops

>>5502833
Stealth means living as a girl full time in a new place with no one knowing your trans except maybe your physician.

>>5502835
Not that long ago..

>>5502836
Post butt!

>>5502827
..maybe. I believe one of them died in a drunk driving accident so maybe karma will take care of it.

I don't even remember their names or faces anymore except for one of them. This was middle school, I changed schools for high school and learned to act like a boy so thankfully the bullying ended.

>>5502737
this >>5502761
bullies have more friends.

>>5502830
hwos a single word i said hurtful to you? i thinkb i literally jsut said im happy you're happy at 36 bc life sure as hell aint easy i mean statistically its not like theres a lot of trans ppl that old aorund here anyways. i never even said i pass at all tho. sry if i offended you accidentally.

>>5502816
All good, it's kind of a weird concept anyways.

>>5502817
...that's an odd sounding counselor o.o

>>5502819
Make it so. I have non-lewd business to attend to.

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>>5502826
yes. my electric one is broke ;-;

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>>5502839
not into drugs and dislike cartoons tho
>>5502847
no

>tfw cute girly twink for now as i just started on hormones
>tfw passing voice if i really try
>tfw can convince boys to call me a girl during sex
>tfw don't actually pass but feel like a piece of shit if i ever feel bad about it because i'm not a hon

am i allowed to feel bad or not?

>>5502782
super annoyed at all those liberal cunts, okay otherwise tho, how are you?

>>5502781
pls save us ;_;

>>5502807
oh it is :-:

>>5502852
I apologise for overreacting. I am acting on hyper vigilance since I get trolled a lot about my age and looks. Thanks for being happy for me, I am happy we are both alive and well.

>>5502860
pics

>>5502737
>>5502849
i once stabbed a bully in middleschool in the back with a pencil for making my drop my books (he did that nigger shoulderpush thing) and ended up choking him out of anger, nothing happened to either of us and after that he avoided me entirely. he was just 2 inches taller than me and would always put his fucking elbow on me to make me feel short because other people would literally do that to him. football headed piece of shit had 3 of my friends + a crowd of others eager to kick his ass in high school, it was hilarious
>>5502860
No you're not.

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>>5502663
>Dragon dildos and thigh high rainbow socks required for entry

Fuck the police.

>>5502870
Xena, she is my hero!

>>5502862
I'm ok, p good desu. please just try and be safe sophie !

cant sleep

>>5502874
suicide

>>5502853
i mean i wasnt in a position to judge him on his purchases, i cant hate a guy for liking video games. havent seen that counsellor in like 3 yrs now
>>5502860
post voice im curious.
>>5502863
its all good, my girlfriends really down on herself forher age even though shes like 26 or some shit. u shouldnt be so down on yourself least you actuaslly have the courage to go outside i moved back in with my parents ebcause i couldnt even get a job.

>>5502873
yeah, not going out after dark for a while

>>5502876
maybe later

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>>5502870
Agp, put those thigh highs on or your TruTrans status is revoked

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>>5502879
you know what they say
procrastination is for the weak ;)

>>5502877
I'm 36 and I make sandwiches for a living. I can't do this anymore, I have posted here before and all it does is remind me how much older and uglier I am compared to everyone else and being brought to jaded tears about it. It was nice talking to you and everyone else too!

>>5502880
>tfw have non rainbow thigh highs and non thigh high rainbow colors socks
>but not rainbow colors thigh highs
Please let me stay

>>5502789
>top 25 trans pioneers of 2015
ftms pass so well

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>>5502872
Xena helped me realise how gay I am.

>>5502880
No m8, I'd rather keep my camo pants on.
Besides I don't own any of those shitty items!

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>>5502883
>I'm 36 and I make sandwiches for a living.
suddenly I feel great about my life

>>5502830
apparantly you transitioned after 30, right? How did you make it to that age? I barely made it through my teen years and was on the edge on killing myself, same with most people my age...
Are you agp?

>>5502865
sorry i'm scared. i have posted an unsee here once before though and i was told i was gonna make it.

>>5502867
ok sorry.

>>5502877
i can't really. my roommate is sleeping and the walls are paper and he gets mad if i wake him up. i would have to whisper and i have no idea how to whisper like a girl.

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where is elanna? im eating chips again and im feeling sick cause i eat too much of them ,_, she warned me about this

>>5502891
no wonder everyone says youre a huge bitch.

>>5502891
Only a shitty person like you would feel elevated through another's misery.

>>5502891
having 3000 degrees must feel great

>>5502880
>2016
>being trutrans

Top kek

>>5502891
What's with the negative attitude towards me? At least I have a job and I can pay for my own things. I tried to be supportive to you, why don't you be supportive to me? I know I am an easy target, but remember you are one to someone else too. You are like >>5502867 this person and it's not nice to see.

>>5502898
>>5502897
holy fuck lmfao
confirmed, kayla is legit a fucking horrible person.
>#notjustgossip
>#trufag2016

>>5502883
hoenstly i think you just need to stop caring about everyone else. the fucks their opinion got to do with anything? ppl are always gonna give you shit for being you but you should be old enough to realise its pointless to care.
>>5502893
you'er a buster, anon.
>>5502891
you really shouldn't, you're not so great yourself .

>>5502887
OK, this time, but I'm watching you. No funny business.

>>5502890
>camo pants
Good taste, you may stay

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>>5502905
>like me
but all i did was stab someone who deserved it?

>>5502860
Those bullet points all sound positive as far as I'm concerned. It's normal to feel bad, especially if you're just now starting HRT. All that E makes you go nutso for a minute.

>>5502872
True. Buff sword-wielding women are top tier.

>>5502888
Yeah, it's amazing what T can do for the body! Mtf is diff story! I mean, I am in great shape for my height but I still am trying to figure out how to lose mass in my arms >_> Can't tell if it's me being a dyphoric baby or if it's a legitimate grievance.

>>5502909
If I pull the rainbow socks over the thigh highs will that be okay?

>>5502891
and you wonder why no one likes you

holy FUCK how can someone be this much of an aspie

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>>5502908
>>5502910
I'll excuse myself now. I love every one of you for feeling even the glimpse of what I feel every day. Please take care.

>>5502898
Its how I operate, when others succeed I hate myself and when others fail I feel amazing. I am such a broken person. Don't think for a second I like being this way.

>>5502905
I'm not being negative towards you, at least you have a job.

>>5502923
look at what you did fucker you ran off the nice person with a bad life
>>5502922

>>5502922
loves a strong word but ill take it, thx.
>>5502923
>don't think for a second i like being this way
anime reaction image etc.

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>>5502919
do OVAs count?

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>>5502919
Probably sora no woto

>>5502915
Mcguyvering a solution seems sufficient to me. I say do it.

>>5502891
Neet trying to shit on someone with a job

>>5502919
haven't wathched the anime adaptation, but I think hourou musuko is good

>>5502934
kill yourself you goth whore

>>5502883
you should leave this place
I should leave this place
I know that I'll just end up getting some shitty job that I hate until I can't take my shitty life anymore.
people here are lucky and young and beautiful, the last of us hons can't compete

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>>5502923
>say something stupid
>wahhhh im such a broken person its not my fault please feel sorry for me

can you PLEASE just kill yourself already

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>>5502919
Steins;Gate

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typical kayla post

>>5502923
>Don't think for a second I like being this way.
you have a long history of doing this, so you do enjoy putting others down

>>5502919
Eva

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>>5502919
Cowboy Bebop is pretty much the only animu I could stomach. I've seen Samurai Champloo too. I think I liked that as well. Overall, I enjoy movies wayyy more than tv.

>>5502923
I don't think you're a broken person for having problems, btw. It's good to be aware of your own shortfalls.

>>5502946
you forgot the rawrposting
>omg I am more manly than anyone

>>5502912
>but I still am trying to figure out how to lose mass in my arms
If you're actively losing weight and not using the muscles it should melt off pretty quickly.

>>5502919
Kaiba

>>5502947
Well, that's not a good sign. Lol.
Sounds like she could benefit from CBT!

>>5502946
i like the subtle cock head near the table

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>>5502955
>CBT
Cock and ball torture?

>>5502946
I'm flattered but my eyes are green.

>>5502942
Please let me suck on your diddies while tickling yo belly

how do you make your boobs stop hurting

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>>5502946
saved

>>5502919
Tatami galaxy

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>>5502961
Noooo! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy

>>5502919
Haibane Renmei, probably. I love the atmosphere, and the fairly honest exploration of loss, insecurity, and trying to change.

>>5502963
>implying you would otherwise resemble her other than having a dick

feel and look like crap senpai

All of you weeaboos make me sick. I am a lot cooler than any of you. The only thing we have in common is we are trans and you are on the bottom of the social ladder, but I'm well adjusted, have lots of friends and even a cis boyfriend.

>>5502961
>>5502973
i could do wit hboth of those honestly.

>>5502987
why?

>>5502973
Oh. Well then.
I still think cock and ball torture might be beneficial, but that's just me.

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>>5502987
same and same
god im so fucking lonely i wish people wouldnt hate me jsut because i talk a lot

>>5502998
Thats just hot

>>5502998
>I still think cock and ball torture might be beneficial, but that's just me.
this raises some serious red flags concerning your srs

>>5503002
what do you talk about
>>5502998
im sytarting to like you a lot more

>>5503006
She did say beneficial after all

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Help me name my town /mtfg/

>>5503007
anything for companys sake

Right. I only mention cognitive behavioral therapy because it seemed as if Kayla has some unhelpful thinking and behaviors that she might want to correct. I don't think it would be hard for her to connect with a therapist if she was interested.

>>5503012
girlcock metropolis

alright how do i start tripping to make people like me

please respond

>>5503012
Land of the Free

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>>5503012
Outer Heaven

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>>5503014
i probably need that too. i have serious self loathing/projecting issues
i hate people too and i shouldnt
i can't make myself like good people on the inside but i crave making shitty sociopaths like me because i cant share my crappy side with normal people

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>>5502891

>>5503013
ok im here lets talk about smetghing.
>>5503012
is the game even good
>>5503023
then do it

>>5503017
suck 999 dicks, and sacrifice the thousandth one to the trip god

>>5503012
Lennyville

>>5503026
Dunno
I've barely played it

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>>5503026
willpower issues
>>5503024

>>5503006
you seriously going there?

elanna doesn't parade her srs around like you do with "junk"

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Kayla, and I hate every single one of you.
All of you are cute, passing, women who spend every second of their day looking at their passing pictures.
You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cock?
I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own achievments, but you all take to a whole new level.
This is even worse than me posting my cock on /b/.
Don’t be a stranger.Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much unpassing.
I am quaterback of the football team, and starter on my basketball team.What sports do you play, other than “interacting nicely with people”?
I also get straight F's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (Just saw her in the mirror; Shit was SO cash).
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>>5503017
InsertNameHere#InsertPassphraseHere in the name field.

>>5503027
yea sacrifice to me hehe ehhehehhe

>>5503031
*your "junk"

>>5503033
i know HOW to trip, my friend.

i just need to know HOW to make people like me.

>>5503030
alright you do you but if u wanna make change u gotta take the first step.
>>5503032
'just saw her in the mirror' im fucking dying
good job

>>5502964
you probably aren't even in australia, let alone qld, let alone seqld, let alone wouldn't vomit the second you saw me irl
I would honestly like some sort of human contact right now but all it would do is cement my own self perceptions

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>>5503021
K I T

>>5503038
thanks gave up half way through tho cause I ran out of mojo

>>5503032
what do you get out of picking on kayla?
what did she ever do to you?

>>5503023
Check it out! It could be very affordable if you have insurance. I've dealt with similar issues in the past (mainly self-loathing) and CBT definitely helped me realize what needed to be done in order for me to feel more chill about everything. Also: that cathartic feeling after telling someone very deep thoughts or secrets made me feel really good. It made me come to terms with stuff that kind of left me feeling traumatized before. When I did therapy to get my diagnosis, I seriously felt pressured to not say the more heavy/dark thoughts on my mind out of fear of being denied HRT. I'm glad that chapter is behind me.

I wish i didnt hated myself so much and that i could had start transition back 4 years ago

>>5503037
Be your charming self? Express genuine interest in others and share your own experiences?

>>5503043
yeah i agree with this post

honestly, mao and stalin never did anything wrong to me personally, so i'm not really allowed to have a gripe with them or think they are shitty people or anything.

>>5503038
i know. when it comes to 'taking the first step' though, the literal process of doing things and being in the process of trying to complete a task, i fucking fall flat on my face, i am so bad at actually doing /things/. how do you quit failing when failure is literally your only outcome so far
>>5503045
being freed of the several voices and conflicting monologues in my head sounds like a dream, almost too good to be true..

>>5503043
she is a horrible person
and her posts are a predictable cycle of "buhu my life sucks" - "you are all garbage" - "hi my name is kayla and I hate every single one of you" - "I'm sorry" - "buhu my life sucks"

Kayla's life is basically a copy pasta so I turned her into one

>>5503037
Flirt inappropriately with everyone you can while posing as an anime avatar. Once in a while go back to telling everyone how much of a lonely girl you are by posting >tfw no one to love. It works for me.

>>5503047
okay you are going to have to teach me about ALL of those things because i'm lost.

>>5503049
id come hold uyour hand if i ocudl. i got faith in you though soon as you do it once itll get easier i swear
>>5503051
trip on kayla.

>>5503050
Fuck you. You had your NHS pay for all your transition related stuff while I struggle just to afford simple things like my blood draws and electro appointments. You have no reason to shit on anyone, especially me. Why don't you take your government funded candy ass back to tlg.

>>5503050
Wow it's almost like having depression and being shunned out of the only community she has left makes her really upset.

>>5503050
Both of you are annoying but you are at least slightly better than kayla. You dont post as much as her, that must be why?

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>>5503054
thanks, but desu im in need of literal hand holding. so bad at life, i look like and behave like a legitimately lost child

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>>5503041
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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>>5503056
>struggle to afford things
in this exact same fucking thread you made fun of someone for being 36 and having to make sandwiches to progress in life. shut the fuck up.

>>5503051
Thanks for the keks heresa well deserved (You)

>>5503049
>being freed of the several voices and conflicting monologues in my head sounds like a dream, almost too good to be true..

Yessss. Really well put. I can guarantee that you'll get real results if you make an appointment with the right people! I'm only pushing this right now because it was pushed to me. Looking back, I seriously think those one hour sessions helped me avoid years of anger and confusion in the future.

>>5503059
yeah i emant it literally.shame i rpbably live on a different conitntent. i know what its like i kinda feel that way myself honestly. id be fucked if my parents didnt let me move back in with them.

>>5503051
Trip on elanna.

>>5503058
>>5503063
kayla loves attention - good and bad

>>5503071
I think elanna does it mostly for fun

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>>5502784
>tfw nobody to tug on your ears from behind

>>5503056
>Fuck you.
gf already did that
>You had your NHS pay for all your transition related stuff while I struggle just to afford simple things like my blood draws and electro appointments.
maybe if you would get a job instead of making fun of people who have a job it wouldn't be so hard ?
>You have no reason to shit on anyone, especially me.
why ?
>Why don't you take your government funded candy ass back to tlg.
memes
>>5503057
yeah...no
>>5503058
>You dont post as much as her, that must be why?
I like to think cause my motives are quite simple
I post here for fun, if someone feels annoyed by it they can filter me easily since I never take my trip off
while on tlg,thg and if i see a question here i generally give serious advice and stuff
TL;DR
posts by me :
>easily ignored
>unless I'm asked something or answer something 99% nonserious posts
kaylas posts :
>bait n'switch
>racist/offensive
>hard to ignore cause often anon

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>>5503066
>the right people
unfortunately that's the core problem of... all of my problems actually. i don't know who the right people are or how to get in touch w them
my family doctor is pretty corrupt, my area is bad, enviormental factors i myself cannot change by putting myself into a better enviorment
because i lack what i need just to go somewher eelse
>>5503068
i tried moving out too and pretty much had to move back in w my parents because i am terrible at everything. and yay literacy

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>>5503006
What kind of red flags would that raise?

>>5503053
In principle, every other poster in this thread is another person. They will post all kinds of things that serve, in principle, both to express themselves and connect with others. By engaging with them on these topics sincerely, you form a temporary and tenuous connection that, through repetition and recollection, begins to constitute a relationship.

Assuming you are not being awful to them, these relationships will tend to be more positive. This positive relationship could be referred to as "liking".

If still confused, advise that you may be overthinking it.

>>5503079
You have a point. You can add
>samefagging to your own posts
to kayla's list.

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>>5503081
>tfw tranny, always felt female but had/have 'male' interests
am i the only girl that likes swords and steel shit? if i was physically able id be a blacksmith
>if i was yuropeon i would totally have studied arms and armor but im am,ericca

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>selling one of my keyboards on reddit
>get a pm from someone offering me $20 more than i offered to get rid of it for
>calls me "baby"
>realize he went through my past comments and stuff

wew

>>5503083
ummmmmm yeah i still don't get it

>>5503083
>every other poster in this thread is another person
I'm several people. I have a dozen or so anon personas that I don on and use from time to time. It's very fun, actually.

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>>5503083
>every other poster in this thread is another person
You don't mean to implying that everyone is a person???

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>>5503089
that wasnt meant to be a reply but ok sorry

>>5503080
ya i spent 4 yrs lookign for aj ob and couldnt get one, but thay'ts ilife sometimes i guess. i dont even have a doctor since moving back its' frustrating as fuck.
>>5503090
youre kiddin g right? dont be a dickweed and ppl will like you, its not hard.
>>5503083
but what if im a robot?

>>5503089
Lily likes swords

>>5503089
How many mall kanatas do you own?

>>5503091
>>5503092
Well, I did say "in principle".

>>5503090
Overthinking it!

>>5503096
yes i was kidding.......

>>5503089
>am i the only girl that likes swords and steel shit?
no
HEMA 4 lyfe
>if i was physically able id be a blacksmith
I play with the idea to start with some minor bronze work this year
wanna try to make a kopesh

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>>5503098
>mall katanas
none, but i own a reproduction kat that's pretty close to an authentic tachi. fuck off now with your shitposting
>>5503097
/swoons
introduce me pls

I'm looking for our loyal customer "maddie" who's yet to come in for her daily steak and cheese breakfast. Should I file a police report?

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>>5503101
of course i knew that i was just also kidding.
>>5503103
what is a mall katana??

>>5503080
Maybe start by contacting a nearby lgbt center in order to be referred to a practice that specifically serves lgbtqia peeps. I had to cut ties with my previous physician, dentist, etc. for similar reasons. I still need a few things but the healthcare providers I see now are really chill about the T. I even got in touch with a pharmacist who can modify my HRT scripts so I have fewer negative side effects. I plan on taking these pills once I've run out of the regular ones.

Your area is 'bad' meaning it's just full of people who aren't tolerant, etc? Are you sure that environmental factors can't be changed by putting yourself in a better environment? I'm just curious!

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>tfw when pressured, your hugboxing ex admits that you act like a guy, you have a teenage boy voice and that you don't pass in a social setting
Well great, all of my worst fears confirmed.

>>5503089
I guess see above, by and large I have 'male interests'. That male socialisation is hard to undo.

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>>5502669
I'm trans which is pretty much the trash at the bottom of the can

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>>5503102
can i oil your sword
i actually really want to persue hema but i have bum knees at the moment, don't live near a club, and am confused on the whole mtf/muscle thing enough to the point where i don't know if it'd be beneficial for me to wanna pursue lrninhow2sordfite

>>5503104
Can I call you IHOP-anon. I am having trouble telling apart all the mean bitches around here.

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>>5503103
Oh okay, I better watch out.

>>5503108
He's just saying what he needed to see in order to get off with you. You pass one on one and to strangers, so I assume you pass in other social situations.

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>>5503107
unfortunately there are 0 lgbt centers near me, and i lack the transportation to make those 2 hour drives
my area is bad in the sense that it is utterly deprived of resources
>podunk, dying coal mining town in the southeast
and i don't have anyone offering me a way out/place to stay/ect
>>5503108
i don't really care about how male/female my interests seem to others, its just goddamned annoying not being able to pursue them because stereotypes
>>5503106
its slang for crappy fake sword replicas
>>5503113
lol that fucking guy

>>5503108
It's okay. At least you have a pussy... sorta.

>>5503110
>can i oil your sword
no sword to oil here, sorry
>i actually really want to persue hema but i have bum knees at the moment, don't live near a club.
try sparring with a friend or just swinging and stance practice
>and am confused on the whole mtf/muscle thing enough to the point where i don't know if it'd be beneficial for me to wanna pursue lrninhow2sordfite
hrt changes your muscles to that of a female
since there are enough women doing hema one can assume that hrt doesn't stop you
swords are quite light anyway

Trips, I have a question.

http://strawpoll.me/6465781

http://strawpoll.me/6465781

http://strawpoll.me/6465781

>>5503118
>its slang for crappy fake sword replicas
Aren't all swords like this? Not like anyone uses then anymore except to cut water bottles in half in youtube videos.

Can someone share a new invitation to the discord server? If it's even ever used. It seems to have ran out :-)))

>>5503124
I shitpost with my trip on though

>>5503125
Nah, you have people who still hunt in a very archaic fashion and use large swords to deal the killing blow.

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alright i was up all night messing around with some css on a website and i am starting to see gold streaks of light everywhere so i am gonna go to sleep.

hopefully by the end of the week i will be everyone's favorite new mtfg personality, goodnight~

>Dragon dildos
Has anyone used a bad dragon? How are they?
>>5503124
There was no option for never. I only drop trip when I'm on other boards.
>>5503120
Lily you actually sword fight? Is that a sport?

>>5503120
hey lilly did you check out steel mastery?
also hopefully I win the lotto tonight and I'm buying everyone suporn

>>5503136
>There was no option for never. I only drop trip when I'm on other boards.
You sound guilty as fuck

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>>5503125
no lmfao
i don't feel like debunking all the dumb stereotypes, there are qualities real swords have that are achievable today
and just because you can't legally kill people with swords today doesnt make pursuing information about them an invalid interest
>>5503136
yep its a 'sport'


lily pls talk to me i need someone to fag out to about shiny steel

>>5503056
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

>>5503124
I'm actually a few different trips. All with different personalities, I use them to stir up drama and shit post all of the time and it's been going on for months.

>>5503125
>Aren't all swords like this?
no
a good sword feels very good in your hand, it moves easily, has a full tang etc.
cheap "swords" like those you see at the mall are nothing but a sharpened bar of metal
crude, brittle, no full tang, unwieldy etc
>>5503136
>Lily you actually sword fight?
only sparing and stances yet cause not that good with a feder yet
>Is that a sport?
yes
>>5503141
yes but I rather stick to "kult of athena"
better swords, sharpening service
and cheaper

>>5503118
Damn, girl. You should get out of dodge if that's the case. How far off are you from achieving that?

>>5503142
Sounds to me like you're projecting. Dropping trip is for cowards after all.
>>5503148
Lily
You could kill a man

>>5503147
Spill the beans psycho. Which ones?

>>5503124
i dont trip anymore because i cant think of a name.
>>5503144
how much does a katana cost
>>5503147
i used to do that for yrs before literaly all o f them got filtered.

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>>5503148
>has a full tang
well not all swords do, for some reason.
im assuming you know of the yt channel scholagladiatora too
im the swordanon btw

>>5503116
Would he seriously do a thing like that? Like, fill in the blanks like I'm some sort of sex object?
I'm fairly sure that I pass one on one and to strangers, what he was telling me is more like "you seem too defensive towards other girls, and you far too readily approach and talk to guys. It weirds them out because you act like a guy would."

I do trust guys too much. I trusted him too much seemingly.

>>5503118
You do you. Interests shouldn't be chosen based on gender.

>>5503119
>sorta
;__;

>>5503151
I'm anon maybe considering a trip. A lot of you seem fucked up anyway

>>5503148
ah okay I will look it up and drool over what I'll never afford

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>tfw short moments of delusions followed by coffee and good music

gud shit

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>>5503150
still at the very beginning with no resources or threads to grasp at in hopes of finding a way out.
>>5503153
depends
>tfw arms and armor threads are rare on /k/, the weapons and armor board

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>>5503124
i'm always shitposting. i live in one huge ongoing shitpost.

>>5503155
>swords
Wow its like im in middle school all over again

>>5503136
There are lots of different sports with swords involved. I used to do fencing in my early teens, I don't think I could do it anymore though because jabbing metal objects into my chest would be really painful now.

>>5503155
well sure not /all/ but in general it is save to say that mall swords have no tang worth mentioning
>scholagladiatora
not yet but will check it out thanks

>>5503159
they aren't that expensive some cheap ones that are of good quality start at 150USD
>>5503151
probably
doesn't need a sword for that tho

>>5503163
Australia?

>>5503161
now i really do want to hold your hand. u gotta stop posting armor i got a thing for metal.
>>5503160
cofee and musics all uyou need to be happy i think

>>5503161
try /asp/
they have a HEMA general

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>>5503124
why drop the trip?

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>>5503163
>being a neet

>>5503152
Guess

>>5503173
nah, I live in burgerstan.

>>5503158
Couple of us are.
>>5503169
Dont they wear armor? It still hurts?
>>5503171
Lily you're the first trip i don't think i could beat in a fight. That's scary.

>>5503157
Why does he care as much as he does? Do you think you're too defensive towards other girls?

I don't think it's wrong to approach and talk to guys at all if both parties are comfy and whatnot.

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>>5503168
maybe you are
>>5503171
the guy who runs that channel is an instructor of a club in the UK, and one of the big names in the euro scene. he has a degree in arms and armor plus archeology so he puts out extremely good accurate information
>>5503176
>/asp/
i never noticed that board until now so i almost just prepared to insult you because i thought you were calling me an aspie