/mtfg/ - trans lyfe 4 lyfe edition

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1st for tfw no precum soaked penis to suck on

precum soaked penises are gross desu

who here /ironc/

>>5500257
stop being sacrilegious nerd

Do I transition...

In LA
Back Home
Somewhere over the rainbow

(Jeopardy theme)

>>5500257
excuse me??????

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>tfw cuddle with the gf and she kisses you from behind

>>5500220
I've seen WITTR in concert during the Black Cascade era. They were good! It was at a small venue. I have a crazy story about it. I was right up front and suddenly everything went pitch black mid set. I thought it was a part of the bm gimmick but still really confused. After 5 minutes of WITTR playing live in pitch black and leaning on my friend, I could see again. I asked her if everything went black and she said no. The band manager was on stage watching them playing and was looking at me like WTF when I could see again. I was either possessed or had a stroke. Edgy I know.

I don't know the latter two bands. Thanks, I'll check them out.

Not black metal, but let me know if you like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4vY0cZzN5s

Send me a song too. Always open to suggestions.

>>5500268
>atmo bm
gorss

>>5500268
Were you smoking weed?

>>5500257
BURN THE HERETIC

>>5500263
I guess that depends where home is

What the heck...?

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>>5500257
nerd, even the great prophet muhummad loves precum soaked penis

>>5500272
Tucson, Arizona

>>5500266
>and she kisses your behind

>>5500273
Meant for jormy, still baka

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I am a transbian shiprewcked in a sea of memes.

>>5500281
But
YOU ARE A MEME

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>>5500270
>tfw Denver is the number 1 AFC seed

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>tfw just spent two hours trying to figure out my 2015 tax liability
i'm stupid

>>5500270
I know right? I appreciate WIIT and Leviathan for being home-brewed.

>>5500271
Nope. I had a few beers, that's about it.

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>>5500279
You can do more than that to my behind tbqh >.>

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>>5500284

>>5500278
I would say given a choice between Arizona and LA, LA is the better choice for transition.

can you imagine this thing trying to suck a dick?

>>5500290
Then I don't know what to tell you

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>>5500105
I agree with you 100%, honkey.

>>5500228
Ok but you need to be shirley and not just mebbe. I am not a polygamist so I need to break up with myself first before we take any steps further bb.

>>5500234
>>5500240
Thanks. I think she'll realize pretty soon though. I heard her complaining about sore nips last night.

>tfw cuddle with the gt and she kisses you from behind

>>5500297
This city does suck though. Great for making money- won't deny it. But ugh.... I'm antisocial and the city doesn't want me to be

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>>5500298
>can u imagine nothing trying to do something

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>>5500307
this thing

>>5500270
>I thought you said american black metal

Atmospheric black metal is the only type of black metal I listen to.

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>>5500302
If you're your own girlfriend does that mean you fuck yourself?

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>>5500285
>caring about sports
Are you 12?

>>5500307
there was literally nothing before the universe too, silly

>>5500300
Apparently temporary blindness is a sign of a stroke. That's about all I know about what happened.

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>>5500312
I fap front of a mirror

>>5500316
>before the universe
:^)

>>5500317
Did your ears start ringing intensely?

>>5500268
>I've seen WITTR in concert during the Black Cascade era
I cannot begin to tell you how jelly I am. I live in the UK so barely any bm bands come here which sucks, I don't think any of my favourite bands will come here, though Der Weg Einer Freiheit gig in a couple of months! Weird story though, I'd go with possessed by black metal cos that makes for a cooler story.

Krallice (my most favourite song ever)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WnbcLaWzXw

Yellow Eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIdThS-MXRI

That song is pretty cool, kinda remind me of this band though i dont know that much sludge really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QG5nqf1sZw

>>5500270
pleb

>>5500302
I'm not a polygamist either, so I'm afraid it will have to be mebbe

>>5500306
That's fair. I think it's just more that LA has more resources for trans people. I would suggest San Fran but I know rent is supposed to be very expensive there.

>>5500319
Who doesn't desu?

>>5500297
>>5500306
I'm sorry I know I complain a lot. Friend once told me I complain as much as his ex girlfriends

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>>5500314
Are you autism?

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>>5500257
ur gross

>>5500314
There's nothing wrong with liking sports. I never got into it, but why shit on someone else's hobby?

>>5500319
Do you talk dirty to yourself? If so, do you use different voices for your roleplay?

>>5500320
before the universe = nothing
universe = something

something comes out of nothing :^)

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>>5500316
We actually don't know that. It's completely possible that there isn't a "before the universe", the big bang might be a singularity for which there isn't a 'before' because spacetime becomes asymptotically light-like.

>>5500326
>San Fran but I know rent is supposed to be very expensive there.

LA is expensive. San Fran is ludicrous. Working class People have to live in 3s just to get by.

There's always the poorer neighborhood just outside the city...

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>>5500320
u might be the greatest programmerer but u know nothing about theoretical astromonophysicology

>>5500340
NOTHING FROM NOTHING LEAVES NOTHING

You gotta have something

>>5500344
Spacetime within our universe didnt exist before the big bang :V

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>>5500312
I am staying pure until marriage, dummy.

>>5500326
It's okay. Let's just pretend, senpai~

>>5500338
no I'm silent
being your own gf is still a lonely existence
but I'd probably do fine if I were stranded on an island, preferably with a mirror

>>5500324
good taste, post last.fm

>>5500332
>>5500338
Because most sports fans are morons.
Just look at how soccer, football, hockey, etc fans act.

It's embarrassing

>>5500354
>head rubs
lewd senpai

>>5500352
IF YOU WANNA BE WITH ME

>>5500352
>tfw every area of existence is filled with something from nothing
"Pair production is invoked to predict the existence of hypothetical Hawking radiation. According to quantum mechanics, particle pairs are constantly appearing and disappearing as a quantum foam."

>>5500360
Most fans of anything are morons to be totally desu

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>>5500354
Umm, are you ok with being a top?

>>5500345
Honestly, if a suburb is cheaper and still within a reasonable distance of resources, then by all means that seems to be a good option.

>>5500360
>look at all thes examples that I didn't give
ftfy tbqfhwy fampai

https://youtu.be/0BB-8ci0lBc

>>5500332
>liking a sport for manchildren

>>5500374
Look at all the riots, how people spray paint themselves on the cold weather, wear goofy fucking costumes

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>>5500360
Most every fandom has their morons though. I know some that are quite a bit more lax than the picture you draw in your mind.

>>5500357
sounds kinda weird ngl

>>5500354
So if you fap does it count as a handjob/fingering or masturbation?

>speaking like you were at there at the beginning of the universe

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>>5500295
whoah are u cheating on ur gf rn?

>>5500359
http://www.last.fm/user/DustandLight

i havent really used it much in that last month since they butchered the hell out of the site

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>>5500390
You weren't?

If anyone here has a 24 inch waist, I'll send them a dress for free.

>>5500386
And that's why I don't do those activities

>>5500323
I was right up against stacks of amps so it was really loud. Maybe my body was lashing out at me in the worst way from a sensory overload. Of course, I'm talking out of my ass now.

>>5500324
They both indeed remind me of WITTR. Yellow Eyes more so from the vocals and I like this more than Krallice. Indian reminds me of Khanate in a way, in that slow and dreadful with screechy vocals. I like this the most if I'm being honest.

This is my fav bm song ever probably. It's not kvtl enough for people, being not from an older album of theirs, but I can't lie to myself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyUr2jI7L5s

Men keep hitting on me relentlessly and I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS HELP MTFG

>>5500391
That's Titchbits posting, she can't sleep atm :V

>>5500402
Shit in their beds
: ' )

>>5500391
cam4cam hoe

>>5500385
>Look at all the riots
In Ferguson?
>how people spray paint themselves on the cold weather
This is stupid, but it gets them on the jumbotron
>wear goofy fucking costumes
Some people would say everyone in this thread, or all of /cgl/

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>you will never pass
>you will never be able to bf your crush

At least I have amazing taste in music.

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>>5500402
>tfw men take off ur clothes, reflexively vomit, and then leave
l-lol

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>>5500409
rn?

unpassable hon rolling dubs for kms

>>5500413
what music .......

>>5500416
is mado still hangin with yall .......

I'm in love with yume!

>>5500413
Screw waiting until you pass, go bf your crush already. Woo him with your amazing taste in music.

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>>5500418
>>5500427
hi hailey
>>5500423
yes .................................

>>5500412
Look at the riots sports fans cost when their team loses or wins the big game

>>5500390
I actually kind of missed the beginning of the universe thing, you go to the bathroom for five minutes god knows what you miss.
I was there for everything else tho, so I think it counts.
>>5500402
Words can't describe my jealousy
>>5500413
That's how it goes, if you're here you're already dead in the water

>>5500400
Yeah Indian are fucking great, I really don't know many bands like them other than Lord Mantis. Could you recommend a Khanate song.

I'll check that Mayhem song out in a sec, I haven't really listened to that album but I do remember playing the hell out of 'Wall of Water' I think it was called, that's a really good song imo

>>5500423
https://youtu.be/ccNtYBX0vyU

>>5500393
you listen to some pretty cool stuff. i'd post mine but i'd feel embarrassed because i randomly lurked in here and saw someone with good taste in music.

have you heard the new Panopticon record? Or the new Mgla? Both are really fucking good. From All Purity is one of my most spun records of the last few months.

i use to live in NYC so I saw Krallice a few times. i saw them when they played Ygg Huur for the first time, it was fucking amazing.

>>5500429
<3

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>>5500371
Yeah yeah I get it you are lazy in bed but I am k with it. You like it rough or tender, slut?

>>5500386
I am not >>5500319, to be honestly sorry.

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>>5500444
JUST CAUSE YOU GOT TRIPS DOESNT GIVE YOU AND EXCUSE TO KILL YOURSELF HERE HAILEY

also u look great dumbass... shit

>>5500397
>tfw forever 33"

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>>5500429
tell her I said hi ok ??

>>5500436
beginning was really chill I liked it
think I could get into it if I listened more but idk not something easy to listen to
just my opinion tho !!
cool art too

>>5500436
i'm >>5500442
i listen to a lot of extreme music but i can easily say that World's End GIrlfriend is the shit. Love that band.

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morning /mtfg/. How is everyone?

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>>5500453
>her

but shes not trans??

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>>5500451
I never said trips! I'm really good at this pretending to be high thing

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>>5500462
i miss you

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>>5500428
I can't bf him without a voice and this gross face.

>>5500455
:3

>>5500415
a-at least you're pretty enough to get to that point

>>5500435
This is a good place to start for Khanate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v-06_X6k3k
I want to recommend their Capture & Release album, but it's 2 really long tracks.

Mayhem is still great. As well as Emperor.

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>>5500461
oh wowie I didn't know she was a cis girl .-.

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There
I did the meme

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>>5500464
I love you

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>>5500472
just a femboy desu

>>5500455
I'm >>5500470
Singing Under the Rainbow is my fav by him.

>>5500467
what other stuff do you like?

post last.fm

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>>5500448
In terms of sticking things places, tender.
In terms of being tied up, smacked around and generally degraded, rough.

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>>5500448
What happened to you being "pure"

also
>>5493430
>https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/3zff3m/4chan_says_visibly_trans_women_scare_young/
>agprincess
which one of you was that. my fucking sides

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>>5500482
o hm
never knew desu

>>5500492
v lewd

>>5500495
I wish I was that creative with usernames.

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who wants to be my side gf? accepting bf applications too, lurkers.

>>5500449
I don't have Skype or anything like that. I'm just not into it. I don't usually use this word but I HATE Phoenix. Even the thought of it gag.

I don't plan on staying in LA long. Gonna make some good money until March then I don't know what I'll do.

By the by, what's in Portland?

>>5500502
are you attractive enough to have a side-bitch?

>tfw short hair is going to be an instant ticket back to that sweet cis straight male life

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>>5500502
Do I get to ride the sidecar?

>>5500442
I've actually heard neither of those records, I'm going to check out Mgla as soon as I get in bed cos I keep hearing good things about them and am curious. Too busy with the new False and Yellow Eyes records desu. From All Purity is crazy, I've not heard something as horrible (in a good way) since I discovered Celeste and Hexis. Feels like I'm being violated with every listen.

>i use to live in NYC so I saw Krallice a few times. i saw them when they played Ygg Huur for the first time, it was fucking amazing

Aw man are you kidding, I'm so jealous! They like never leave NYC, they did play the Netherlands a few months back though but at a festival and it was too expensive. Dysrhythmia and Gorguts are playing near me soon though so at least I'll get to fawn over Colin Marston twice in one night.

>>5500470
>I want to recommend their Capture & Release album, but it's 2 really long tracks
That's good enough for me I'll download that now. I really like super long songs if they're worth it, it's like an experience.

>>5500502
>tfw no one to bounce on

D':

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>>5500486
I don't use last.fm but uhm.

https://youtu.be/e7zyF2QJ1BA
https://youtu.be/zB8d-bH1lV4
https://youtu.be/kkZraN00tLY

I secretly have shit taste

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>>5500511
Pic related

>>5500511
Don't do it, Faye, you'll never pass as a man!

>>5500502
I'm sorry but I'm waiting to be elanna's side bitch

>>5500521
>implying you could be a guy

>eyes and skin too pretty
>would not say what's up to

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>>5500507
gem, mado, and i are in portland

thats why she wants to move here

duh

>>5500521
>Faye tries to go guy mode
>"wow that dyke has huge tits"

>>5500519
I'm loving that sever song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU07z8N1V40

>>5500514
Same, but it was maybe a little difficult to show on here in a succinct and meaningful way. For the same reason I'll listen to bands like Corrupted and Moss when I'm doing work. I hope you will get it.

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>>5500538
Groovy!

Would you ladies recommend it to someone staring their transition?

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>>5500501
There was someone that shitposted on susans with the name attillathehon a while back

>>5500514
i have that new False record lined up to listen to soon. i listen to too much stuff anyway. and i just started using last.fm last year so there is a bunch of stuff i don't have scrobbled.

all of Panopticon is legit. Mgla is as well but they can be kind of slow. i still need to check out yellow eyes. have you heard Wiegedood?

Dysrhythmia is always really good live, i saw them a bunch. i haven't seen Gorguts since their officially released their album but i know they put on a hell of a show. i was thinking of going to the london show when that tour comes around, but i dunno. maybe not enough time with school and all.

>>5500519
matryoshka is good stuff. i wish they had more material out.

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>>5500545
I haven't had any problems desu

>>5500507
Hipsters
You should come in the summer, the Saturday Market is great

>>5500509
I'm sure someone has a collage of everyone here. Wait for it to be posted.
>>5500512
Yes I'll go fast too it will be fun.
>>5500517
D:
>>5500533
Get in line.

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>>5500521
>tfw will never pass without trying
>tfw will never pass at all

>>5500543
Maybe you'll like this too then
https://youtu.be/HtEE_voXndY

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Bored. Very sick. In bed. Listening to music.
Thinking about certain things more than others.

Right now it's largely about presentation. I want to exude confidence and have a PhD someday. I want a partner who makes me feel good. The trouble with wanting someone as bad as I do is the fact that less energy goes towards my career. Self-care isn't much of an issue. I'm in great shape other than this fever. I just need better clothes and a hairstyle. My voice could be more feminine. I don't want to change that part of me, but it could make a difference. I think women like my voice the way it is. Men though? I doubt they like it nearly as much. Should I do things to make others comfortable? The answer is a half yes and I'll just do my best.

>>5500545
yes desu

ffs hrt srs all covered by medicaid

this is tranny capital of the states not even a joke

Why didn't you practice your voice today, /mtfg/?

>>5500542
>>5500536
>blushes and rages internally

>>5500571
but i did just like everyday

>>5500538
How is portland?
I need to get out of LA
>>5500571
Because I'm lazy and doubtful I'll ever pass

>>5500554
>>5500556
But
What if you're an anti social, narcissist, schizophrenic that is in all likelihood suicidal?

>>5500558
>Maybe you'll like this too then
Not enough melancholy.

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>>5500243
>tfw the author couldn't even pass up drawing herself more attractive in a comment about how someone else is attractive

New anon here
Which trips are the psychopaths and sociopaths to avoid?

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>>5500578
best city ive ever lived in or visited hands down

>>5500583
OCTAGON!

>>5500586
stick around for awhile and you will find out pretty quick

>>5500586
all of them

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>>5500449
wanna hang
>>5500586
me

>>5500589
Well how many cities have you lived and/or visited?

>>5500586
Stick around and you'll figure it out
Just be nice to everyone until they prove that they don't deserve it

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>>5500589
hakase is the best btw

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>>5500571
Because I suck and I will never pass, not because of my shit face or awful body stats but because I don't have any motivation to move forward and try.

Maybe I could've passed two years ago if I just had the courage and motivation to do it.

>>5500581
Oh okay ;_;
https://youtu.be/-8Juilrg6oQ

>>5500605
Did you lose weight yet lardass?

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>>5500601
a lot

only in north america though

>>5500571
I think I'm ok in this
>>5500586
Stay away from me

>>5500579
>suicidal narcissist
?

>>5500613
Animu is best served with 10pounds of sushi bcus nipponiiiiiiii

>>5500621
aspergers

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>>5500605
she has a whole folder of her now

hakase a qt

>>5500552
Yellow Eyes are amazing, i don't think you'll regret listening to them. Probably my biggest insoiration musically. I have never heard Wiegedood, I'll check them out too.

Ever heard of Deluge, they just released an album and i love it, not that melodic or progressive but I love it anyway.
https://youtu.be/TWz3FOHygAM

Ywah I've heard Gorguts are legit live, I'm not a huge fan but their last album was awesome. I might go to the London show too, the Manchester one would be closer but i won't be able to get back home from either until the next day so i might as well have a day out in london too. You going to see Der Weg Einer Freiheir and Harakiri for the Sky in London too soon?

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melly cmon lets "hang" while ur in portland

>>5500556
u in portland anon?

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>>5500586
I'm the biggest psychopath here tbqh

>>5500613
yes, I am a thin now

>>5500621
I'm very original.


Listen Portland girls!!!

How's the job market?

Do you all live together?

Crime rate?

A lot of Black people?

LGBT center?

Poverty high?

Cities drug of choice?

>>5500589
Aight then, I might just check it out.
How ideal is it for a traingrill? I mean, in terms of landlords and managers being accepting.
>>5500605
>Having opinions about anything ever
lol it's 2016

>>5500607
Oh I know that song. I like Mono I had a huge post-rock phase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEf7nzy-zGU

>>5500603
>Just be nice to everyone until they prove that they don't deserve it
Sounds like something I read from the satanic statements/commandments.

>>5500639
the lgbt center is yume's appartment where you go to get pozzed

>>5500626
You're probably not wrong.

>>5500643
>lol it's 2016
I mean come on people, its 2016

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How come you don't exercise, /mtfg/? Don't you know it'll make the sads go away?

>>5500646
well
I'm not sure how to respond to that other than saying "I'm not a satanist"
Seems like a pretty good rule of thumb

>>5500586
Anons are the craziest motherfuckers here desu

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>>5500586

>>5500664
I thought that was Larry from the thumbnail kek

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>>5500664
>tfw cis guys have better features than you

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>>5500635
>>5500635
>>5500635
>>5500635
qft
>>5500639
jobs are ez to get, p high minimum wage 9.25

i live with gem, mado comes here all the time and a few other friends of mine
idk anyone else, always down to hang tho desu lads

im from detroit so idk what "bad crime" is, this is like a paradise i guess

what people? idk what those

tons of lgbt people, idk if theres a like centre or w/e

theres basically no poor white trash areas here, i mean we make minimum wage and live in a "rich area", everything is pretty nice even in the places where minimum wage people live

not that much MDMA here, but pure acid seems quite common, but obviously since it's Oregon the drug of choice is weed hands down. i'd say acid is a 2nd

>>5500659
Maybe the only thing differentiating you from those robe people is a testament.

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>>5500586
pleb is the worst one desu

>>5500671
>being this butthurt about how Lilly succeeded

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>>5500639
Portland is crowded and overrated. Move to Dallas.

>>5500675
Maybe?
I just looked them up, a lot of their testaments boil down to "don't be an unreasonable dick" which isn't that outlandish

>>5500633
I've never heard of Der Weg Einer Freiheir or Harakiri for the Sky but I'll check them out since you seem to be pretty spot on with this stuff. I'd be down to go to any kind of extreme music show at this point. Where I am is just a cesspool of mediocrity.

I'm kind of new to black metal in the grand scheme of things, I've listened to a lot more grindcore and death metal and progressed into black metal because they bring the blasts and crazy good tremolo riffs.

That Deluge song is pretty good. Will check them out.

Do you use last.fm's PM system? It's always nice finding people with good taste in music.

>>5500664
Is that null?

>>5500688
It sounds like you'd be a great fit.

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>>5500674
yume stahp I don't want everyone to know what a psycho I am

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>tfw feeling disgustingly manly and want to die.
I can't tell if I'm just seeing things negatively or I really look that bad, but I can't stop focusing on my masculine features and it's really killing me rn.
What do I do?

>>5500656

It does help quite a bit. I went from playing different sports to just running 5Ks. It's hard to tell how much I need to eat though when I do it regularly.

I like playing basketball but it makes me feel all butch-like and gay. And if I play with only guys it feels even more-so.

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>>5500701
2psycho4me

>>5500674
Sounds nice, what's the catch?

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>>5500703
kuppy the more you think about it the worse it's going to get

do something to distract yourself

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>>5500703
Enjoy the ride.

>>5500711
>mfw Aife is the chaser in that photo

>>5500703
What features specifically are bothering you?

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>>5500726
>mfw im not

>>5500647
"Yeah baby you want HRT? Yeah keep sucking ahhh yeah baby yes don't worry, ah less teeth, yeah girl you're gonna get the HRT and SRS that you always wanted baby, trust me, aw yeah keep sucking... ahh yeah.. yes im sure you're going to get HRT baby looks there's some right over there"

then we kick them out and they become one of the people who live in Tent City™
>>5500718
idk i havent figured it out yet

i just moved here a month ago

>>5500733
is that what you did to mado

http://strawpoll.me/6462553

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How do I into bf without kidnapping and sex dungeon?

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>>5500740
yes

>>5500690
>Where I am is just a cesspool of mediocrity.
Same really, I love gigs but barely anyone comes around me, I always have to travel to London or Manchester to see anyone unless I get lucky and they play local.

I haven't used last.fm for ages but you can inbox me if you want

>>5500743
It's not a relationship if there's no sex dungeon.

>>5500720
Everytime I do that, the thoughts still stay.

>>5500724
I want off it

>>5500728
My face, more specifcally chin is right.

>>5500733
I guess it makes sense that there's a tent city, there have always been huge homeless populations in the places I've lived, but they've usually been in cities where the winter isn't very harsh. How do they not freeze to death up in Portland?

>>5500742
Don't be such a loser

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>>5500733
>"Yeah baby you want HRT? Yeah keep sucking ahhh yeah baby yes don't worry, ah less teeth, yeah girl you're gonna get the HRT and SRS that you always wanted baby, trust me, aw yeah keep sucking... ahh yeah.. yes im sure you're going to get HRT baby looks there's some right over there"
>tfw no domme to make you suck penis for tittie skittles
T-thanks for the ladyboner though

>>5500742
Did you post this earlier sheen?
>>5497721

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>>5500743
>pass
>have a passable voice
>play video game
>meet cute geek boy
>bf him

>>5500754
The ride never ends though.

>>5500752
That's the rumor on the street and you may be right since I haven't actually tested the sex dungeon bit.

Also, how are you?

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>>5500743
Blackmail might work, hook up with a chaser for a one night stand and then threaten to out them as a tranny chaser if they leave you.

>>5500757
I just needed reminding that its only one or two anons harassing me

>>5500768
no

>>5500761
Move to Toronto, if you become my maid and cumdumpster then I'll take care of you.

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>>5500755
have you ever seen the capital of modern day mongolia?

you know how its like a big city and then it goes from big city life to just a bunch of yurts everywhere?

thats kinda what portland is like, they amass in areas and keep warm by staying close to eachother

we have if im not mistaken the largest homeless population in a big city in the states, but they aren't fucking psychopaths like they were in Detroit, just kinda all chill and high/tweaked up 24/7

most wont bother you unless its clear you aint from round ere, then they might ask for a buck but even then its not bad
>>5500761
i have to give gem cummies everyday before shes allowed to take her HRT desu

>>5500772
You should!

And I'm good, how are you? Other than the >no bf I guess.

>>5500718
High homeless population, hipsters, increasing cost of living, hipsters, hipsters, and hipsters

>>5500770
What about with deat?

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>>5500752
There is such thing as consensual sex watashi. Not like you'd know

>>5500784
some of the people here are completely unbearable

they're either

1. tweakers/alcoholics/homeless
2. unbearable hipsters
3. chill af people

i wouldnt say the cost of living is that bad

>>5500768
No I was ihop anon. I didn't actually care i was just memeing.

>>5500749
cool, I'll shoot you a message. if you have a better way of communicating then just tell me. we'll trade music links.

going to london is alright, but UK transportation prices are seriously fucked up. why are trains so pricey and buses so fucking slow?

>>5500718
>>5500784
It slowly turns you into a hipster

>>5500797
Sir, if you try to use the women's bathroom again I'm afraid we'll have to call the police.

>>5500792
You forgot the stoners

>>5500781
Decent. Job is still poop and I want out but being paid is nice too. I'm breaking my 6 month mark in two weeks which will give me an opening to transfer but state health work just seems terrible everywhere I go ;__;

How's the gf?

>>5500801
Can I be a hipster? I was an ugly hon before it was cool. (It's still not cool.)

>>5500791
Hey now, I never said you can't have consensual sex in the dungeon, in fact that's the best kind of consensual sex.

>>5500805
>Hope
Please don't fire me.

>>5500805
lmfao

yeah I dont know if that was one of my more successful shitpost personas but I had fun.

Can't help but wonder if hip, hetero-seeming men enjoy being negged by a transgirl. I negged a bartender a few nights ago and he laughed. Maybe I should go back when he's in and see if he wants anything to do with me?

>>5500806
i can only 1 person ive met that doesnt smoke ganj

thats kinda the entire state

>>5500674
That was a little helpful thanks

>>5500683
>moving to Texas
>ever

Noper by god

>>5500815
Negged? Is that the opposite of being pozzed? Does your girltinkler cure AIDS?

>>5500790
w-what

>>5500815
u know the cure for aids?

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Hugboxers should die

>>5500808
>How's the gf?
She's mad at me cause I told her without nipples her boobs would be pointless. I thought it was funny. ;_;

Is this DVA?

>>5500815
Oh wait do you mean like this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negging

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>>5500810
do you know from experience? [spoiler]slut[/spoiler]

>>5500799
>UK transportation prices are seriously fucked up
Yeah it's fucking awful, apparently we spend 6 times more on trains than the rest of Europe. Thanks government for privatising the railways and letting them fuck us with crazy prices.

http://strawpoll.me/6462618
http://strawpoll.me/6462618
http://strawpoll.me/6462618

>>5500820
Idk, I thought negging is when you insult someone for having a certain trait? This guy had a bun with longish hair. He was muscular though and had plenty of tatts. I wonder what he thinks...

>>5500816
I mean the pasty white, blond dreadlock, bob marley tie dye stoners
The ones that do NOTHING but smoke weed

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>tfw no bf to give you head pats

>>5500826
Did he just tell you you sound like a dude?

>>5500814
Sir, your date >>5500542 left without paying for 4 rounds of our t-bone steak and egg dishes. We take cash, debit and credit.

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>2016
>making minimum wage
>tfw I can go into any city and make living wages alone and then some

Does being transgender affect your job opportunities? I have a feeling it does.

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>>5500825
The answer is your dick isn't it

>>5500829
Maybe, I'm surprised you don't, bitch.

>>5500834
I don't think girls are supposed to neg

>>5500827
I'm sorry, I hope your gf's bobs find non-nipple independent purpose in their existence ;__;

>is this DVA
Y-Yarp

>>5500840
Thats ok I'm not a poorfag. Here's my American Express Platinum card. Careful not to scratch it.

>>5500843
If they don't accept you pull discrimination

>>5500826
But Elanna, you do sound like a girl

I'm really moody but I went out today in full boymode and passed to at least one person I'm aware of. I really have a lucky life.

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I want a bf ;_;

>>5500843
What's your job?

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>>5500839
He fucking won't, even if I do.

>>5500854
At my best, yes.
At my worst, no, I sound like a fucking guy.

>>5500847
Says who? I think it threw him for a loop. I guess the takeaway is that I hope he was attracted to me. I feel like being negged by someone you don't find appealing would be kind of shitty, LOL.

I don't think I would neg a girl unless it was really, really, really obvious that they wanted me. I don't want to seem like a BITCH.

>>5500843
I got a job and I think I was a pretty obvious tranny.

>>5500851
We'll be including a modest mandatory 35% gratuity for attempting a walk out... Oh. It looks like your card's been rejected. Did you have another one on you or do we have to call the police on you? I'm afraid we'll have to tell the full story, including you retucking your junk infront of everyone in the ladies' washroom.

>>5500852
Is discriminating against trans job applicants actually illegal yet? I thought it wasn't, maybe it's changed recently.

>>5500848
It was a joke! Cause, you know, nipples are pointy and the rest of the boob isn't, get it?

Ooh, I heard you were hanging out with our friend just a bit ago. I think you watched hockey together? Was it fun?

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>>5500860
I want to get pregnant. We think my sister is preggers right now so I need to step up my bf finding game to hurry and get a family started.

>>5500864
talk to me on skype right now

ill say if you sound like a dude after i end the call and then mado and gem can tell you my real opinion

sound good?

>>5500860
I'd pet ur head

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>>5500845
that's because im pure now. purer than you anyways

>>5500868
>Oh. It looks like your card's been rejected
good meme but I dont even know how to continue this conversation anymore because that has literally *never* happened because, as stated, I'm not a poorfag.

>>5500879
are you coming onto me?

wtf

yeah idk im kinda busy too idk if i can hang out sorry

bye

my mom is calling

bye

when do i expect to start failing boymode?

>>5500869
I'd certainly never hire a tranny.
Knowing you 'people', you"d probably blow your brains out at work.

That being said, I'd never actually tell you that, I just wouldn't call you back for a follow up.

>>5500877
>purer than watashi
Not much of an achievement desu

>>5500864
How do you know you're not deluding yourself?

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>>5500876
Please do
It feels so good when another person does things to your hair.

>>5500885
Never, 3 years hrt and my boy mode is amazing.

>>5500838
that jiff is of a girl hopelessly inlove w/ someone who only has eyes for another girl that stole him away ... and the agony gets so much that she loses it and turns into a demon and basically has a breakdown .... right???? >.>;;;

>>5500883
Sir, there's no reason to raise your voice since everyone can hear your hon voice.

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>>5500887
Sadly, I can't argue that

>>5500873
Nah, I'm too poor to get a hockey ticket but we hanged out a bit the night before the game and the morning after. I tried to liberate her from her fear of guns by taking her to a proper gun range and she shot better than me ;__;

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>>5500903
ITS A PRANK

whats ur skype

>>5500894
what age did you start? what are you taking?

>>5500732
>using angles

>>5500887
>>5500899
jormy is least pure desu, but ur all p lewd and impure ... total slut trio

>>5500885
It was about a year and a half for me :3

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Manziel or RG3 to the Cowboys?

>>5500914
Woops wrong board.

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>>5500911
Hey I've been staying out of trouble for some time now. My lewdness levels are negligible at this point. I can't even remember my last lewd post or meetup.

>>5500877
Well I'm actually having sex again so probably. You can have that achievement though.

>>5500902
Oooh, ok. She told me about the shooting range, not that she showed you up though! That sounds fun though, I'm jelly of both of you meeting each other. ;_;

>>5500863
Line Cook by god

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>>5500899
Well if it isn't ms K.

>>5500914
I can personally attest to Manzel being a thug and I don't want him playing for Dallas. How's operation tank btw?

>>5500910
You know, you're right. Using perfect angles is so obtuse, they can make anyone look like a cute

>>5500920
I don't see why they wouldn't hire a tranny for a job where the customers never see your face.

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>>5500907
Started right after my 20th birthday and 6mg estrogen and 100mg cypro.

Not everyone gets boy mode fail and you shouldn't wait for it to happen, i've never been gendered female unironically and I don't think it's the lack of feedback, not going outside or people not gendering you in my country.
Just put in effort or you'll end up like me

>>5500925
Operation tank was successful. 4th pick acquired.

>>5500918
and that's just testament to how lewd u used to be imho

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>>5500919
I thought you two already met each other but a while back?

>>5500893
Yume and gem confirm, I sound like a 16 year old gay boy

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>>5500928
Work at night (like me). I find it easier to be correctly gendered when it's dark and the customer(s) is drunk. Also: Don't talk unless it's a necessity. The voice gives me away.

>>5500924
Hey Angie. I saw your post about you trying to be nice so I wanted to have a real conversation with you.

How are you? What are you up to in life?

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>>5500921
i added u

>>5500934
What kind of quarterback can we get with that?

>>5500942
Who'd you meet DVA? Were you at a Stars game? Because I've been to a couple already this season.

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>>5500879
>, if you live anywhere close to the valley or even on the other side of the hill maybe we can meet up.


I've only been here a week, so I don't know what that means. I'm staying in Commerce City if that helps. By the way, I love how people are complaining about the homeless in Portland like they've seen downtown LA. Picture very related.

Blocks and blocks full of them, people.

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>sleep for 5 hours
>wake up just to get water
>sudden dysphoria strikes
>2hours later and still thinking of how my face feels like a huge mask
>how im too big to pass
>how gross my gt is and how the only solution will still leave me unhappy

Uuhhhhhh

>>5500942
Nope, I know she's been to my area but that was before we started talking, maybe that's what you're thinking about?

>>5500950
I was at the habs vs stars game, being devastated.

>>5500927
Some restaurants have open kitchens

>>5500952
Consider suicide baby.

>>5500945
Perhaps
I've only heard like one sentence of you speaking. Have you tried improving it?

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>>5500946
I've been neet for 7 years soon and I leave my apartment two times a month at most.

It's pretty nice and I dont have to deal with my hyper masculinity if I never talk, never go outside, never look myself in the mirror and use escapism constantly.

>>5500952
Wow me too.
ur qt tho (no hugbox)

>>5500947
Meh right now
My car is acting up and I need to get new spark plugs.
My teaching internship starts on the 25rh and I'm not ready.

>>5500874
uh, I'm not sure if anyone has told you but..

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>>5500952
Did you at least get your water?

>>5500961
Do and did
Was just thinking of i will progressively take steps toward it again if this keeps going on.
Last time was 3months ago when got to the point of well.. Attempt (no slitting wrists wrong)

>>5500971
>teaching
Oooh, what grade/subject?