/mtfg/ Transwoman General - Man in the Mirror Edition

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>>5493713
>No one would hug me unironically
I would

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Rather than being salty this time, why not post pictures of cute animals?

^_^

ow erections hurt so much now feels like my gt is gonna fall apart

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niggas be like
i DONT EAT ASS

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>>5493773
I can get behind that.

Also, who needs unironic hugs? And what kind of sicko is giving out ironic hugs?

>>5493777
yea i noticed this too, a full erection is now sometimes really painful when it never was before

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>>5493773
this is a good idea

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Ow. That subject hurt.

>>5493777
*accidentally sits on ur erect gt*
s-sorry

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Let's be nice!

>>5493777
>>5493793
atrophy
the only way to combat it is... you know

>>5493799
Shut your fat fucking mouth you fucking glue pot

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>>5493786
>>5493799

>>5493768
Nope!
I am really disgusting and I think most people who have seen my face agree even though they hugbox to be nice

>>5493805
but i use it like once every day or two

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>tfw you have an internet crush on Clarissa
h-help.......

does someone have link to edgar's scat/vomit tumblr?

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>>5493789
>tfw iktf
It's a good feel

>>5493789
Literally living the dream maddie.

>>5493816
maybe you've developed a pillowpants and it's cramped in there

>>5493820

i don't think you get to call yourself a futa after you've had srs

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>>5493707
>omg, that sound is so neo-80s, I love it
Neo-80s is one of my favorite genres right now
https://youtu.be/OrR1TGQY20Y
>do you like Perfume Genius?
The name sounds vaguely familiar, do you have a specific song I should check out to get into them?
>cozy day, had coffee with a friend,
That sounds real nice at least!

>>5493819
it was a reddit account iirc, but let's not drag the subject into the new thread, I'm almost out of brain bleach

>>5493793
>>5493805
yeah like it really hurts if I didn't hate it already now it causes me physical pain.
idk how girls that keep theirs live with that, they must use it a lot. I've been using it every day now since I need relief and it's too much work to use the dildo but it doesn't seem to be getting better I think it hurts more desu.
>>5493801
OW a-anon no...

>>5493831
It's all a ruse her dick is huge but her tuck game is strong.

MTFG Secret #97: Kiwi used to date Cheska but when Cheska cheated on him with Sophie, Kiwi threatened suicide on here. He decided to transition instead. Jocelyn accused Kiwi of rape, but nobody knows what really happened except for them.

actual real life events happening right now

>mother: *walks into my room*
>mother: "[anon] do you want to be transgender, do you think about that a lot??"
>me thinking: *wtf nobody would want to b- oh she means do I want to be a girl*
>me sperging: "U-uh, uh I don't know..."
>me thinking: *FUCK YES YES YES I spend all day literally mentally torturing myself thinking over this shit, that is why I look like a fucking girl, why have always acted like one*
>mother: *walks out tears in her eyes*

don't know why I didn't just say yes. I'm sure she knows but just doesn't understand it or want to talk about it.

>>5493831
Technically you don't get to before either, futa have both. But this isn't /d/ so whatever.

>>5493839

or she's just a cunt that thinks stuff like "lol, shame i can't sneak into the boys changing room anymore" and "haha i don't have a dick anymore but i'm such a futa" is funny at the expense of everyone else

>>5493835
did he delete it?

>>5493831
Hey, I spent 3 years of my life as a futa princess. I gave it up for a simpler life of being tossed aside by chasers. ;~;

>>5493811
;_; lain please you were doing so much better before new years

Is anybody watching GDQ? Or is it too autistic/manly?

>>5493844
Send her a screenshot of this post?

>>5493849
>;_; lain please you were doing so much better before new years

and now he's going to keep doing the other thing because he knows it keeps getting him attention

>>5493838
maybe go easy on it for a week and see how it is

>>5493848
probably
it was funny at first but some nice trips got doxed too

I got attacked by a dog today. I had very thick sweatpants on so his teeth didn't manage to pierce into my thigh but he did leave a bunch of these massive blood blisters all down my right leg which hurt quite a bit and I'm too much of a pussy to pop them.

Still another day gone by where my life is shitty and I feel like a mentally ill crazy person.

We should remove the tripfags from these threads it would be a much better place.

>>5493854
that's a good idea desu senpai

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>>5493851
GDQ?

>>5493779
You know in this game
You gotta eat the whole ass bruh
Aint no playing around
You just gotta get in there and you gotta eat the whole ass
You na what Im saying?

>>5493839
How is everyone doing today? Cause i'm doing a solid 3-4 out of 10. Called a place that does Informed consent and learned that they don't take my insurance also couldn't get an appointment till Feburary. Going to contact my school medical center next or my insurance company to see who else i can go to get hormones.

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Good morning mtfg

gonna count this as undertale edition

>>5493862
stay safe anon...

>>5493833
For an example of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfUzs4NDa64
It's very, very gay neo-80s.

i love memes

>>5493862
why'd it attack you? just a crazy dog?

>tfw regret SRS because i can no longer be a futa
;_;

>>5493851
It's pretty good, I watch it ever year
There can be some downtime though, if you dislike the runner at the time or it's not a game that interests you.

>>5493862
Why are trips to blame for your shitty life?
>>5493873
Damn hell yea who else /goat mom/ here

>>5493849
I was much more delusional yeah.
There's no chance to pass with this face sadly.

>>5493851
it's not been as good since they banned fun

>>5493872
Good morning!

>>5493873
I'm ok with this.

>>5493879
Dank memes?

>>5493879
It was a pitbull. The women who owned the dog told me it's a rescue dog and is known to be aggressive while in packs (there was two other dogs with him) I wasn't really that mad, just really scared. The owner agreed to muzzle the dog and the owner doesn't really live up here anyway so it's all good.
>>5493875
Thanks, I'll try.
>>5493883
You don't make my life shitty, it just annoys me when people misuse tripcodes/misinterpret their purpose.

>>5493883
shes okay...
i lowkey have a thing for humans dont tell anyone

>>5493880
It's not about the girl dick that's on the outside, Anonymous; it's the girl dick that's on the inside that counts.

(Literally in the case of penile inversion.)

>>5493889
were you in boy mode

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>>5493862
>I got attacked by a dog today
that almost sounded hot for some reason

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>>5493846
>not being able to find humor in an objectively shitty life situation

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>>5493876
The music was good but the video was...interesting...

>>5493894

"haha, damn, isn't it a shame that i pass?"

"oh wow, too bad i don't have a dick anymore"

aren't finding humour in a shitty life situation, they're making light of problems faced by people who had less luck in dealing with that shitty life situation than you

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>>5493883
zip it autist before i muzzle you for good

>>5493892
Yeah, I haven't really transitioned yet, I'm still nervous about this whole transgender thing to be honest and I always use my feminine appearance as a excuse to not transition.

>>5493866
AGDQ

>>5493900
Elanna's dick has rammed it's way deep in your heart. deeeeep

>>5493908
better to decide now than later.

>>5493893
trip on ufufu/oddish

>>5493913
I guess. I'm only getting older, right?

>>5493894
getting srs is objectively shitty? uhh ok

>>5493894
ahahaha oh look it's elanna, the unfunny idiot who blames others because she has no sense of humor

>>5493920

no, see, it's okay to make fun of people that don't have srs or who don't pass because LOL 4chan bantz m8

>>5493900
It means a lot maddie, thank you ;~;

>>5493905
This was my attitude both before and after I started passing you realize. Being trans is a cruel fucking joke, it goes a long way being able to extract humor from it rather than wallow in it.

>>5493920
See above. I'm not talking about SRS specifically, although the process itself is actually objectively shitty.

>>5493919
manlier if you're on t

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After a night and days thoughts about it I've decided to end my lurking of mtfg. There's really no reason to keep wasting hours at a time here anymore. Any inspiration I gathered from the people here happened months ago and now it just feels like I continue coming here just because I have to or more like there's nothing better to do.
Anyway I figure it best I actually focus my time on bettering my self in the real world and complete my life goals of living as a qt girl. Though I will miss reading about the shenanigans of certain trips like Elanna or Edie and even miss the flirting I did with many a trip that I liked like Bexe or Ricky and many others, it all just isn't worth the downside of this place. Especially when conversing with those who don't come here anymore and just how much happier they seem. If you're keen enough to want to talk to me I'm sure there's a way for you to find me through steam.
I've already deleted my reaction folder and then had to accept the fact that I actually was at a point where I had a reaction folder. See y'all around mtfg. I hope all you girls make it. Make sure to give me a bunch of (You)s for good luck. Buns out!

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>>5493919
older and wiser and a little bit closer to death

>>5493889
There isnt an objective purpose for trips. If anything, you're stretching an interpretation of a statement in the rules. Conversations are directionless and pointless without some identifiable character behind it. If i prove you to be an idiot during our conversation, you can disappear like a ghost because you're anoooonyymouus. 000oOoOO0o.
But if the reverse happens, I cant disappear. I have to take accountability for things i say. And i think thats neat. I like feeling some sense of responsibility keeping me from being a total ass to everybody. Which is sorta what makes mtfg and 4chan in general shitty and less productive for others.
/end rant.

>>5493932
>Being trans is a cruel fucking joke

which is why punching down at the people that have less luck dealing with it than you is a cunt thing to do

>>5493935
shut up *slaps your buns*

>>5493872
Good morning.

>>5493849
>ywn be pumped and dumped by chasers anymore
Tragic tbdesu

http://strawpoll.me/6452905
http://strawpoll.me/6452905
http://strawpoll.me/6452905

>>5493905
Really, that's an over-reaction; just because you think someone is better off than you doesn't mean that the difficulties and happenings they face shouldn't be topics for discussion or humor. If she wants to tell jokes about how things are different now that she passes, I don't see how that is at the expense of people like me just because I don't pass.

>>5493939
That's not what trips were intended for, though. They were intended for one-time use or only when identity was necessary, (as in, a chain of threads) not to be a 4chan e-celeb.

>>5493862
schizophrenic mtf here with no resources and stuck in the middle of a predjudiced area w unsupportive family
going to kill myself in a moment

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We'll never be able to get as large bewbies as cis girls but who here has a large butt?

>>5493950

tiddy

>>5493950
i like my chocolate like i like my men

black

>>5493935
If you want to leave mtfg then just stop coming here. People who make big speeches about leaving invariably end up coming back.

>>5493954
>tfw want gigantic butt and no boobs but instead i got gigantic boobs and no butt
;-;

>>5493890
Toriel is the perfect mom. Human moms suck. She's pure and non-lewd.
>>5493916
Me? Jormy's the woofer.
>>5493952
Idc what they were intended for. Moot isn't my butt buddy and i disagree with his ideology.
That said, i only trip on /lgbt/. This is the only forum where I'm at for extended amounts of time, so its the only one where tripping matters to me anymore. I'm anon everywhere else.

>>5493964
>gigantic boobs
>complaining
bitch

>>5493954
>tfw d-cup

>>5493935
Godspeed and good luck buns, I hope that your journey to better yourself in real life goes well. That said, I do hope to see you again. Take care ^^

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>>5493965
who is "moot"? :3

>>5493964
Big butt and small boobs looks better than the reverse desu.

>>5493932
>This was my attitude

yes, it is elanna

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>>5493935
good luck buns, rip your reactions folder

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>>5493965
the internet tells me otherwise..
i'm sry for posting this img

>>5493942
Lose the persecution complex for a minute, joking about being a futa princess isn't me punching down at you in any way. Being post-op doesn't mean that it erases all those years where I wasn't post-op, and I do understand what it's like having to deal with being pre-op. I joked about it pre-op, and I joke about it post-op, because that's how I deal with it/dealt with it.

>>5493973
duh

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>>5493971
He was a faggot, Anonymous. He was our faggot. I think that is how he would want to be remembered. RIP in peace.

>>5493978
Its fine. But i dont like you now. Non-canonical smut of my mother is fucking disgusting.

>>5493971
He was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior.

Should I just accept that ill always be a man beast and just try to make the best out of it?

>>5493971
this is moot i.imgur.com /ZW1et6U.jpg (cant post cus lewd image dont wanna get b&'d)

>>5493965
>She's pure and non-lewd.

except for how flustered she gets when you flirt with her. especially when you've called her "mom." she's obviously into some wincest roleplay

>tfw forever a linebacker in a dress

>>5494002

if by "try to make the best out of it" you mean just go ahead and kill yourself, yeah

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>>5494009
>tfw 4 foot and have a mommy fetish
fuck

why do you tell the visibly trans that they're scary to young trannies mtfg? That's not very nice :(

>>5494003
For fucks sake Rumy put some warning.

>>5494003
uhhhhhhhhhh

>>5494003
he's a big guy

>>5494017
really? 4 foot what

>>5494020
they're bad representatives, maybe if they weren't so batshit crazy all the time we'd go easier on them.

>>5494021
I DID

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>>5494028
4'11

This thread is a disgusting fucking mess. You are all a bunch of absolute pricks.

>>5494015
I wanna but im a fucking coward
;-;
>tfw I think about it all the time but cant just do it

>>5494017
>4 foot
the fuck, are you a midget?

>>5494038
hows life, anon?

>>5494002
How do you intend to do that? I'm not saying that you shouldn't consider it, but do you have any kind of plan?

>>5494037
you're a small girl

>>5493974
Would it bother you less if I joked about shit that still affects me like my inconsistent voice, being unable to have children, or being outed in public? It's not like I'm cis or anything.

>>5493997
: ) can be canonical if you know what i mean...
pick up ya cell phone dial her up..
>>5494017
beats being tall with one dont it
>>5494038
same

>>5494038
t. hanks

>>5494009
>>5494048
Ew. Ew. EW. GET AWAY FROM ME.

>>5494046
Do you feel like crying in this moment, elanna?

>>5494035
Not enough.
It's like me saying - warning this is Santa.

https://imgur.com
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>>5494037
Dwarfism is below 4 feet 10 inches. Damn.

>>5494054
ok ill leave you alone with mama : 3

>>5494045
For you.

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>>5494038
I aim to please.

>>5494037
I'm 14 inches taller than you
also you have pretty good taste in manga it seems
maybe I could be your mommy

>>5494020
Honestly it's not about them being visible, it's about many of them being gross fetishists pretending to be trans and spreading misinformation. I don't have a problem with trans people that just don't pass.

>>5494058
pls

>>5494057
At this moment: no
Recently: yes, a lot

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>>5494038

>>5494071
https://imgur.com
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>>5494002
There are plenty of ugly girls who live normal lives, just be like them.

>>5494020
I'm scared of them because i'm afraid of ending up like that. Even though i like to think and say that "being ugly isn't that bad" i still am worried about it.

>>5494038
Then don't come here?

>>5494074
So like a few months ago I was crying for a few days in a row. I was walking back from some resource center and stoped every 5 minutes to catch my breath and just lower my heart rate. This guy came up to me and asked if I was okay. I talked a bit but then made an excuse to go. I saw the same man today, on the same road to the resource centre. We talked a bit more I felt fine and didn't feel as teary back then. I wonder what he was thinking in both those moments...

>>5494081
britanon please

>>5494084
He was planning to rape tout

>not crying every day
casuals tbhon

>>5494090
Who?

https://imgur.com
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>>5494084
I'm glad someone asked if you were okay, and glad you're actually doing better. There need to be more people like that man, really.

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LOL

>>5494074
HERE WE GO AGAIN. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING SHUT UP. IVE HAD ENOUGH NOW

>>5494105
Tell us how you really feel.

>>5494098
Dont worry. i do wonder though, why call me rumy?

>>5494104
erry time ;~;

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>run over to the bank because i need to deposit my money from work into my account
>fall while running
>realize this is the first time i've even jogged or fallen in years

i don't think i realized just how little exercise i actually do until today lol.
how are you doing though mtfg? seems like everyone's doing ok idk. i was just playing maplestory till like 11 am and then slept till 6 since it's my day off. i saw that clarissa girl was going crazy and dedicated a thread to me tho.

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>>5494045
:3
>>5494051
what would that be?
>>5494066
:3 I do! if you do too then i'd definitely consider the proposal
>>5494058
idk if im lucky or not

>>5494114
Lol bitch WHAM.

>>5494094
hehe... ._.

>>5494101
I wonder what hes like..

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>>5494048
maybe but who knows if i was tall mayb i wouldnt have wound up w a mommy fetish somehow? idk

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Why do the good guys always lose?

>>5494096
But i'm too numb emotionally to cry, even if i want too =(.

>>5494037
Your the same height as my sis.
People in school used to call her the walking headjob lol.

>>5494123
i dont think it works that way
h-haha...

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>>5494119

AHAHAH HONESTLY IT WAS LIKE one of those slow, horribly graceful falls where i ripped the knee of my jeans and somehow hit both my hands, my left arm and my right hip all at once. no one was around tho so i just kept running. it probably helped that it was 10 degrees outside cause i felt nothing

>>5494124

well don't fall ;-;
um i'm good! just paid bills and now i'm prob gonna play more maplestory cause i'm a loser. my character is almost level 50 now so that's somethingg. how was dinner?

>>5494084
Probably sympathetic the first time, and a bit more eager to talk the second time. Life's about those small moments where the routine's broken, did you have a good conversation?

>>5494105
Holy shit, what? Why are you so upset?

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>>5494110
It's just a wordplay on your trip. Like Pookie - Porkie, etc. I think you were talking about drinking the first time I saw you post hence Rumy.
I could have also called you Rumpy.

>>5494117
Oh you were lucky. There's short and then there's being a midget.

>>5494128
I just have to look myself in the mirror ;-;

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reee

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>>5494124
o-oh, my god. im going to have to sit down. point me in the right direction p-p-please
>>5494132
there was only one kid shorter than me in school, and he was like 4 foot 1! seriously, and he had a borhter a year younge than him even shorter
>>5494137
w-who knows
>>5494141
yeah im glad im porportionate at least :U my genes must've had a fart or something idk although i am super azn

>>5494114
>>5494139
you got what you deserve tbqhon

>>5494122
Maybe ask a bit about him if you see him again?

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>tfw you accidentally posted your Skype with your tripcode on /r9k/

>>5494141
Ahh i see, alcohol does some funny things to me

>>5494140
I don't know

>>5494150
I'm already kinda seeing someone

>>5494160
I don't mean it like that, just friendly inquiry.

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>>5494123
>>5494145

the birth of a new trip? hmm

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>>5494153
>/r9k/

>>5494142
I just feel a hate towards the face in the mirror, and then feel shitty for a good chunk of the day till i can ignore the feelings. I wish i could just cry, it made things feel better when i was a child and i haven't cried in years.

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>>5494154
Oh you weren't tipsy, just describing a night of boozing I think.

dragface should stop coming here to brag before something serious happens to him

one bragpost = one fall in the next 24h

>>5494145
No you're at the disgusting end of height. There's being small and then there's being a gross little freak, you're the latter.

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>>5494149

what's ironic is that i only tripped because i was wearing these old flats i have, and i literally just got my new running shoes in the mail today and didn't open the box until i ran back to my house after falling ;___;

>>5494179
if it was christmas eve & day i was absolutely wasted

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Heya mtfg what's up girls? ^-^

>>5494189
Those are running shoes? They look like casual sneakers.

>>5494182
*grabs u by the throat* If you hurt Dollface-sama you're going to regret it senpai.

#DollfaceMafia

>>5494160
I dunno, even if you're seeing someone, making a new friend happens in funny ways like that. You only miss the opportunities you don't take.

>>5494166
I wonder...

>>5494189
poetic

doc's advice: laughter is the best medicine so don't forget to make fun of trips every day if you want to stay healthy

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>>5494145
I am sure you look good. What's the term - funsized.

>>5494192
I hope you had fun.

>>5494210
i did m8

>>5494201
heh kid *adjusts trilby* i doubt u will be able to protect him 24/7 *teleports away*

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>>5494171
m-maybe idk
>>5494210
:3 i'm starting to appreciate being short more now

>>5494208
When you get below 5 foot you're entering disgusting creepy little prick with hideous legs territory

>>5494139
I've totally done this before. I jog a lot so there has been at least three circumstances where i slipped or tripped and fell forward and scraped like twelve limbs. I consider myself pretty agile and non-clumsy, but dude when you push yourself at 20 miles an hour it fucking hurts. No one takes trips seriously.
Also
>Wearing flats
You are lucky. I went to a shoestore recently and tried some on and my feet are too big. Flats look huge and gross. I'm cursed to always wear coverse and boots.

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>>5494208
>tfw queen of hons
at least I get to be a form of royalty r-right?

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>>5494227
>under 5 foot by an inch, as if it matters
lmfao youre aware certain races women average in that area??

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>>5494183

what did you make? :o

>>5494197

ye they're nike running shoes! they're custom tho. i mean you can wear them as casual sneakers as well but they're super comfy.

>>5494204

isn't it? tis mah life

>>5494201

lmao stop!!

>>5494230

you do 20 miles an hour?? i'm impressed tbhonest!! i'm gonna start running lots and i've already started an exercise routine for when i'm inside but idk. this whole falling business just won't fly. also i wear size 11 in women's so my feet are pretty big too. i look like a kingdom heart's character irl.

an autistic sociopath falls on the pavement, oh no the horror

quick someone set up a kickstarter for him!

>>5494140
I was wondering what the fuck you're doing. I'm not kidding around now I've fucking had ENOUGH

>>5494241
those look kinda like af1s.. cool shoes

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>>5494208
>tfw in the kill yourself hon category

>>5494208
>"queen" of the hons
>not "king" of the hons because hons are indistinguishable from other men
shit chart

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Oh I started a mtfg Skype grp chat if anyone coamol wants to join. Its like 4 people that joined right now.

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>>5494194
hi :D
>>5494250
eh, amazons are cool

>>5494244
I wonder who's behind this thread >>5491908

>>5494227
It depends, there are different kinds of dwarfism that result in very different body proportions.

>>5494250
iktf

>>5494259
Hello anon how are you?

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>>5494258
yes pls

>>5494241
They dont look that large tho...I'm a 12.

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>>5494246
I'm really confused, what am I doing?

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>>5494233
>tfw not even on the chart

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>>5494270
i'm doing good, picked up some pineapple express
B|_4Z3
>>5494276
dude iktf

>>5494276
Would that make you queen of giraffes?

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>>5494266
he's 100% white, stop falling for his sassy black queen delusions

>>5494258
invite me if u want hell on earth
>>5494276
height o-o?
>>5494273
12 isnt bad at all im a 12

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>>5494260

prob clarissa since that's her trip lmao
it is what it is though. i'm not going to be rude to her despite her issues with me.

>>5494247

thx ^_^ FROG IS THIS YOU WHO TF ARE YOU STOP CHANGING UR NAME
i was gonna ask what ur IGN is in reboot, i got pookie's

>>5494266

that sounds tasty af!! and yeah! i'm mexican. i love spicy food ^__^ usually i just make blackened salmon or other fish tho.

>>5494273

it's an illusion ;3; how tall are you tho? i'm 5'6" and i also have huge hands. hence the KH comment lmao. it's very apparent irl.

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>>5494271
What's ur Skype?

>>5494279
What's pineapple express??

>>5494284
Sounds fun lel

>>5494287
it's GGPP add me !!
i can call myself whatever i want ok ; _;
>>5494289
pfft ur fun gtfo

>>5494284
Idk! I feel like a freak with flats on! Converse and boots are normal.
>>5494287
I'm like 5'7. I feel like clown shoes.

>>5494274
it's ok to be a little confused Elanna, I don't even know what's going on half the time when I read anon comments

>>5494258
>making ANOTHER mtfg group
literally why?

nigga i am sick and tired of hearing bragface's bullshit all the time. let's cap his motherfucking ass homies

>>5494296
sneakers are good!
idk flats are overrated who wears them
oh right old ladies boom bam
be goth forever
>>5494300
trying 2 lure frog into revealing personal details..
>>5494303
can u say smth mean about me

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>>5494289
i-ill tell you over neetmail
[email protected]

>>5494297
I don't always know what's going on when I write anon comments desu.

>>5494289
what's...pineapp
are you kidding me?
GO WATCH IT RIGHT MEOW

>>5494284
6'4". (I think that's something like three or four standard deviations from the female average.)

>>5494300
Its been a while since we had one.
>>5494306
I'm just a goth/emo/scene/barista

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>>5494303
fuck yeah dude ive been waiting for this
lets run up on that fool

>>5494314
6'4 holy crap

>>5494314
whoa standard deviation
dont bring me back 2 college
im like 5'11 5'11.5 so iunno
really all that matters for passing is looking fem enuf to the eye
>>5494316
thats dope desu
can i get a chai latte

>>5494315
it's pretty good desu and has some neat mechanics

>>5494316
>since we had one.
what are you talking about i'm already in 3

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>>5494314
>>5494318
desu i love tall chicks
if you can manage to pass youd just be a tall chick
i love tall chicks
>>5494289
its weed

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>>5494295

okie i added u. why is ur username GGPP? lmao
fine ms frogey croako!!!! this is my char and my lil yeti. i just started playing at like 3 am last night so excuse my level ;_;

>>5494296

iktf oddish, iktf.....but it's cool w/e who doesn't love kingdom hearts?

>>5494307
That's too much work @_@ here just add me

popstarahrii

>>5494310
Uhh its a movie???

>>5494315
Yes

>>5494326
Oh lol. I just had some girl scout cookies

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okay so whats the main mtfg skype??

>>5494326
I'm 6'1 @_@

>>5494300
Its for girls tired of all the cat fighting and bitterness in the threads tonhang out and chill without any hostility m88

>>5494319
Fuck no. Who do you think i am, tiny shoes mcfemale?
>>5494208
Shit broh i wish i was pretty
>>5494324
Idk i was in one a while while back and it split off into like four groups and i got fed up with it so i left. Suffice it to say theres always a couple different skype groups prob.

>>5494331
I fell asleep last night ill add u now too

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>>5494331
i had some headband last week, it was fireee
got blue dream now too :3
>>5494334
that's attractive to me
>i'm 4'11-5'0

>>5494326
>if you can manage to pass
Yeah... My height isn't even my most un-passable feature. Still, I'll do my best.

>>5494335
but theres already a bunch of groups

>>5494330
really really cute char aaaaa
dont worry about your level i'm not active enough desu
you'll catch up pretty soon and we'll be bossing PROS
>>5494332
lucia's i think
other one ded
>>5494338
i cant get a chai latte? @_@
i dont have tiny shoes...
you can be mcfemale my friend

>>5494342
i would imagine your penis is your most un-passable feature.

>>5494340
Sorry desu i'm taken

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>>5494342
i have issues too despite being in girlheight range :S
>>5494345
how get in
do i wanna get in idk
no bullies pls
>>5494350
ok i wasnt going there though lol

>>5494339
I was wondering what happened lol

>>5494340
So ive heard. Isn't girl scout the strongest tho?

>>5494343
Yeah but on the bright side this onrnis smaller and everyone can get to know each other alot better. The other ones are big to a fault imo.

>>5494342
I'm ok with being 5'10, it's the brow and the smokers bogan australian voice that kill the dream for me

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My bf says I look cute in glasses and made me keep them on during sex... is that normal?

>>5494345

thank ^__^ okie okie i'm gonna go train, bbl mtfg!

>>5494353
ask sonic
idk im not in it lol
korra has one u can join and pookie can add u to the old main one which is kinda slow but lots of ppl
>>5494354
hi

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lmao fagface is too retarded to realize the entire thread is a satiric jab at his own attitudes but he yet again shifts the attention to himself and twists the point to make it sound as if people were "just jealous" of him as usual

what a dull-witted mouth-breathing cum-filled moron

>>5494353
well uhm, yeah......

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>>5494346
>not having a passable penis
Shaking my head to be honest family

>>5494346
> not having a feminine penis
But seriously, sure; it generally isn't hanging out there for people to gawk at, though, I have some modesty.

>>5494326
>just pass and i'll be all over u :^)

::^^))

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>>5494354
man i've got a strain rn that's got a higher thc count than girl scout cookies, weed is constantly evolving
great strain though
i msged you on skype btw but idk if it went through?
>>5494358
yes, if that's part of his taste
>tfw no bf to have sex with or tell me how my glasses make me look
>>5494361
oki doki idk where to find sonic but ill hit up eggman on the down low
>>5494364
ok.

>>5494330
Ye i love kingdom hearts i guess
>>5494345
Uh idk will you lie to me and tell me I'm looking great hon

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>>5494370
>just dont pass and ill be all over u :^)
:^)))))))))))

>>5494368
no wonder you're single

>>5494379
i used to smoke crack

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>>5494367
What constitutes a passable penis?

>>5494388
Inverted

>>5494372
I didn't get anything tbdesu. Did you send it to popstarahrii ?

>>5494379
hey that's not fair
i am unpassable and i don't expect people to be into me. i am just sad that i can't be made into being passable

>>5494274
You are pushing me to the fucking limit girl. SHIT.

>>5494360
c uu
>>5494372
hit up a lot of trips desu theres lots of ppl in it
>>5494375
you look great sugar ^_^

>>5494388
According to my animes, one with a pink bow

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>>5494392
yes i did, i said hi too and everything
skype's been so shitty for me lately

>>5494400
Just gimmie yours so I can add u @_@

>>5494399
Are some types of ribbon better than others? I need to improve my gt accessory game.

>>5494398
Thanks. Heres your imaginary coffee or whatever.

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>>5494399
So it can be, say, a 8 inch maxitinkler but as long as it has a pink bow around it it is passable?

>>5494412
Frilly ones work well but I'm partial to plaid

>>5494416
Even a hairy bear can pass with this one simple trick

>>5494410
email meeeee [email protected] @.@

>>5494415
i dont need anything just ur friendship !!
>>5494423
idrk if thats boymode

>>5494416
Pretty much yes.

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>>5494421
Fiine

>>5494416
Ya totally
>>5494423
I think you look passable. You look like a cis girl i know.
>>5494427
Oh. Uh. Ok! Friends.

tfw will never have reaction images cut out of only quality manga to befriend every trip here
tfw forever faceless anon

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>tfw your friend's trans gf calls you a piece of shit because you told her that 5'6 is not short for a trans woman but average.

>>5494439
its short for mtf
average for all women

>>5494433
I have befriended people while being a faceless anon. It's possible.

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>>5494428
>cut

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>>5494428
>pencil dick with zero girth
>barrel shaped ribcage
>wig
>rough skin

NO THANKS

>>5494439
For mtf that is hella on the shorter side

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>tfw at sock dreams rn
will take pics in a few minutes

>>5494433
I have that first one. But I'm on my phone.
>>5494446
I agree, uncut dick is better
-signed a cocklust slut

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>>5494439
angie wins again!

>>5494423
you're spamming at this point

>>5494433
Just work on being friendly. Its not hard at all if ur not being bitchy and make nice conversation tbdesu

>>5494451
Please don't, just fuck off

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>>5494037
>4'11
>tfw 5'8
Why can't I become smaller

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>>5494428
Uh, shouldn't that bow be bigger for better proportion?

Also aren't circumcised tinklers automatically unpassable?

So many questions so little time, wouldn't you say?

>>5494458
Korra
I don't think you're a fantastic example of a likeable trip

>>5494446
>>5494449
>>5494462
You are missing the point. None of that matters because of the bow.

>>5494458
being friendly? let me try
hi how are you i'm faceless anon and y-you *stutters* uhm what now *stares* wow sorry

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>>5494439
Nice prank

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>>5494430
im sorry i mashed the contact add button and literally nothing happened ;~;
>>5494433
im running out
>>5494461
i'm sorry ;-; if it makes you feel any better i wish i was a liiiittle taller

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>>5494465
Oh right right right, but what if that's only half the truth?
#questioneverything

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For you /mtfg/:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjxTrrbjmx0

>>5494471
You already got it, you pass, no need

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>>5494464
I'm friendly most of the time you know .-.

>>5494467
Hello faceless anon! ^-^ so I take it you like manga and anime?

>>5494423
Yes easily you can go full time

>>5494477
>>5494471
*no need for constructive criticism at this point

>>5494471
you've posted the same picture 3 times now with the same text

if you want a specific answer, tell me what it is and I'll reply with it

how does one smash the patriarchy?

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Does transitioning actually mean that you'll never EVER be able to reproduce? it's literally the only thing stopping me from doing it at this point.

>>5494480
i don't know maybe
i don't know what i like to be honestly honest

>>5494487
Eventually we'll get artificial female reproductive systems and will be able to.

>>5494476
Rog > Tyrone

>>5494487
freeze your boys

>>5494475
What are you talking about Desmond?

>>5494487
Nigga just freeze some sperm. That's what all the transbians and other fetishists do.

>>5494487
You could bank sperm.

where to buy a bow for your tinkler(s)?

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>>5494486
one must assemble their most trusted jedi and confront the shit lord

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>>5494487
why reproduce? im not going to

>>5494494
enjoy being a father, sir

>>5494489
That's a bit odd but no biggie. What about video games? Do you play those?

>>5494487
Do you want to be a dad?


>>5494494
>>5494495
>>5494496
>transitioning and then becoming a child's motherxfather
That's fucked up