Gay General - 2016 Edition

>>5475081
who is this cute boy

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>still thinking about him a year later
destroy all feelings

>>5475085

Damn that's why you're my favorite

>>5475083

this hooker: twitter.com/grecorai

i should have been born a girl

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>>5475090
You know the best way to stop thinking about him? Find a new him to think about. A him that wants to be with you.

>>5475099
It's a bit late to realize this so late in life.

>>5475081

you mean tinychat/gaygenrehab

since the other tinychat is ded

I hate heterosexuality so much that it makes me murderous.

It is unnatural and wrong for men to be with women. I cannot accept it. I hate straight men. I hate straight women.

>>5475101
that's the stupid part. he was just a guy i had classes with, that's it. no more classes, only see him in passing.

>>5475090
tru

>>5475094
what is why i'm your favorite?

>>5475083
porn's first gay minnie driver impersonator

who gonna be here for 2020?

>>5475112
chances are the government will shut 4chan down before then.

>no flying cars
>no magical trips to outer space
>no futuristic looking cities
>no major technological advances in the last 10-20 years
>no hybrid robot/human bf I can program to love me and only me

Seriously why does the future suck this much?

>>5475112
If im alive in 4 months itll be a miracle, let alone 4 years

#justgaythings

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Happy new shit, you're still shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4baMmmaNFs

>>5475123
i thought that was a portrait of margaret thatcher from the thumbnail

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It's not 2016 yet dummies.

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>>5475123
No that would be your taste in music that's shit.

>so many gay guys will wake up tomorrow with regrets
>so many gay guys over the next 3 months will find out they have HIV due to New Year sex

I have something to be thankful for. I won't be one of them.

I'm going to start a jock collection. I've never owned "sexy underwear." I might also start going to gay bars.

>gay bar
>inb4 happy pozzing

>>5475136
...

:(

>>5475136
Thankful for being a bitter virgin that is constantly judging others and being obsessed with happy, sexy guys instead of just happily living their own life?

the only people who celebrate new years are heteronormative privileged white cis scum who can enjoy living in a eurocentric capitalist society that is rigged in their favor.

check your new years celebrating privilege.

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>>5475138
You're still ugly who why would it change anything.

>>5475143
hi

>>5475138
i like only own sexy underwear now
things spiraled out of control fast

>>5475135
u're mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atjmVa8k-vc

>>5475147
Just asking but what kind of underwear?

>Be in a relationship with a boy since end of freshman year, he lives in the same city but we cant see each other because his parents dont like fags
>So we just text and see each other at school
>Since we were both in band we just jacked each other off on bus rides home at night from marching shows
>One day he tells me his parents wont be home the next day and wants to fuck
>Go over and we 69, we both cum
I forget most of the small shit like going to empty movies and other busrides but i think it was junior year when this happened
>His birthday is coming up and i go to his party as a friend
>We've planned out carefully how im going to spend the night and have some stupid story about my parents being out of town
>He tells his parents about it before
>They just say "Okay" without even asking why
>Do party stuff with his small group of friends and then comes midnight
>Silently glaring at the other people to leave
>His parents are asleep
>I go into his room, he locks the door and we undress
>He gets on the blow up mattress and we give each other footjobs
Btw he's been saying before he wants to use a condom even though we both know we're virgins at that point
>He bends over and asks for me to stick it in
>Whynot.exe
>Stick it in between his ass cheeks and probably didnt penetrate the hole because no lube
>He notices and says to trade spaces
>I bend over and he does the same (with same results)
>We just get back on the bed and 69 until we both cum
>Lay on his bed with him and cuddle until morning (he set an alarm so his parents wont find us like that)
I hope you liked it, anons. It was the first time ive told the whole story and the first time i havent lied about it
After that we stopped doing it because he had more stuff to do as t he drum major of the band (mfw im dating a drum major)
Recently we watched the force awakens the day after release and held hands

Sweet Cakes by Melissa a bakery in Portland was forced to pay $135,000 in state-ordered damages to an outraged gay couple because they wouldn't make a wedding cake for their wedding.

http://www.oregonlive.com/business/index.ssf/2015/12/sweet_cakes_owners_appear_in_m.html

Are you Okay with this bullshit? If someone declines to make a wedding cake for your homosexual wedding, due to their religious beliefs, should they be forced by the state to pay damages because of some fags butthurt?

>>5475150
i have a handful of jocks, briefs, jock briefs, a thong, and general qt gay briefs, and a couple pairs of boxer briefs i dyed so i'm giving them qt status even though they're cheap

>>5475153
yes.

they should also be locked up.

>>5475153
even if i wasn't gay i'd be ok with it because Abrahamics are the scum of the earth.

i'm a liberarian so i think that "civil rights" legislation is bullshit and i don't think that government can tell business who they have to sell things to but christians are terrible and they should be fined just for existing.

Who was the worst poster of 2015?

Once gain hello. Hope your new years is decent.

>>5475166
*tips fedora*

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HELP

I SIGNED UP FOR ZOOSK SINCE IT WAS LINKED KIND OF IN THE OTHER THREAD NOW IT THINKS I'M INTERESTED IN WOMEN

HOW DO I CHANGE THIS

>>5475145
Why do I get laid all the time though? Are all these guys blind?

>>5475147
I don't have an underwear fetish or anything but can you post some pics of them? Across the bed or something. I'm just curious what other people consider sexy. I plan on ordering some stuff from Mr. S.

>>5475179
sure, give me a minute

>>5475168
Niggerfaggot

>>5475166

>Christians are terrible and they should be fined for existed

Christians have done more to help /lgbt/ people than any /lgbt/ organizations have done. Somehow Christians are horrible because they condemn your sexual immorality (aka homosexuality)?


>>5475161
Many feel the same way about those who are sexually immoral.

>>5475183
Kew Kew

>>5475179
just because you get laid doesn't mean that you're fucking good looking people.

>>5475178
just fap to this and go to bed, deal with it in the morning

http://i.imgur.com/b1YCpNq.jpg

>>5475151
WHY IS NO ONE RESPONDING REEEEEEE

Just saying...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uern5YejvoY

You know it's true...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srj2f3gvVV4

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Nothing you do ever matters, your body will decay and your mind will rot and return to the soil of which you came from, everything that you could consider to be yourself is just a set of neural pathogens reacting give your body the idea that it is a living being with personal traits not based on genetics and environmental factors rather than having a free will of its own.

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>>5475191
Can't sleep
already fapped
need help

>>5475197
At least you will be part of the universe at the end.

>>5475185
>Christians have done more to help /lgbt/ people than any /lgbt/ organizations have done

[Citation Needed]

my hatred of christians comes from the fact that their a terrible religion and comes from the fact that they are the main reason for everything that's wrong in the world.

i was an atheist before i even knew i was gay so...

inb4 *fedora tipping intensifies*

>>5475189
k desu it just looks like a pile of fabric
you can't really tell how good underwear looks unless it's on you

>>5475197
Chill, dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PJaTQF6Dv4

>>5475201

>Christians are the main reason everything is wrong in the world.

Not murderers, not pedophiles, not muslim terrorists, not jew-owned media, not selfish rich people....

You're either trolling or really dense.

Who was the worst poster of 2015?

>>5475215
Me of course. I dont make sense half the time.

>>5475215
Freddo. Thank god he's finally dead.

>>5475190
I guess that's true anon lol ya got me there.

>>5475203
Ahh lol I guess that makes sense. It's all lace?

>>5475197

>nothing you do matters
>you will decay and die

We all have a spirit in us that doesn't die, which is how those go to hell feel the torment of their actions on this Earth and their disbelief in Jesus.

I'm sorry your life has been so boring that you haven't had a NDE yet to see how your consciousness and that which is really you (not your skin suit) become separate from your body. Perhaps you should live more?

>>5475211
>blaming everyone else for the world's problems.

worse than fucking jews.

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>>5475178
H E L P
E
L
P

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>>5475230
ITS TOO LATE!

>>5475094
thank you

>>5475240
I didn't say dann you sexy underage looking jailbait twink.

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>>5475234
FUGG
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5475228

I blame SIN.

SIN is the reason for the world's problems.

We are battling evil here, evil you can't see. .

We are all sinners. The only way to stop sinning and living a holy life is through Jesus.

Not even Buddhist Monks stop sinning. Muslims & Jews are taught to be thieves & liars.

No other religion has millions of devotees who do good deeds for others. Christianity is a blessing to this world.

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>>5475250
You are corrupted!

>ywn become a multimillionaire and finance gay porn where two white guys moan and gasp in Japanese while having sex

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>>5475222
it's all cotton, except i have one pair that's mesh, but they fit really awful and i hate them
this is my favorite pair, and they're really basic, but they're the best pair i've ever owned

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2 more minutes you cock suckers

>>5475257
Its never impossible.

>>5475253
Go to bed Jecht.

>>5475258
I wonder what it's like having your cock in my mouth tbqh...

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>>5475246
>sexy
thx hunty

>>5475263
Wanna sit on daddies lap?

>>5475266
>daddy
ew no sorry

>>5475267
Im not your literal dad...
Just a furry man that likes young looking boys.

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Happy fway fway everyone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI1kq6CA_38

>>5475273
If I go through the time to remove the hair from my disgustingly hairy body, I expect the person Im with to do the same

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>>5475258
My head hurts.

>>5475261
probably pretty boring since i can't keep a boner for very long

>>5475280
take an aspirin

>>5475258
If that's you, you just made my night a lot better

If that's not you, you just made my night better

>>5475282
Ill make sure you keep a boner don't worry

>>5475258
Those are cute, what's the brand? Are they known for snug and comfort?

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>>5475284
You don't want to go there, gurl.

>>5475284
it is me, but it's just a good picture, i'm actually a pudgy hairy lardass

>>5475295
piado, i got a pair of briefs and a pair of "boxer briefs" on sale for like 7 bucks each
the briefs are amazing and the most comfortable and flattering (especially on my ass) underwear i've ever had
the boxer briefs are closer to a pair of girl's boy shorts or something and are cut horrible and fit awful and the worst pair i've ever had

>>5475293
good luck, i really hope you can fix me

>>5475302
Thanks dude I'll check them out now since I'm not doing anything.

>>5475296
You're the worst poster of 2015 by far.
Maki 2

>>5475258
your dick looks kinda thick

>>5475314
yw
andrew christian is good for jock briefs, but jock briefs are like helix twink tier, and 99% of their stuff is really gaudy and tacky, and i have papi jocks and they're cheap and fine but kinda shoddily made
i've never had any aussiebum but i hear good things about them

>>5475323
it's not

>>5475296
Where am i heading, exactly?

>>5475302
Good pic is a good pic

>>5475326
Yeah you do look really sexy tbqh sludge

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>>5475322
Shut up, Maki.

>>5475329
Crazy town.

>>5475337
best pic i've ever taken, best i'll ever take
it was a happy accident

>>5475341
can you not
i am too susceptible to trolling to deal with this

>>5475326
Piado has great prices and I like the color schemes. I don't want anything super vibrant and these are mild how I want them.
These would go well in the mix with the Nasty Pig jocks I'm going to buy lol

>>5475341
Do your posts get delivered there?

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happy new year guys

>>5475346
idk if they changed their colors since i got mine a long time ago, but mine are super vibrant
rich and lush really

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>>5475344
I didn't know you were so sensitive, Puppers.
Do you have the NY blues?

>>5475347
I am perfectly sane.

sludgepup what's the biggest dick you've ever taken

>>5475359
it's just so easy to troll me in general

>>5475365
my ex was 7, maybe 7.5? no bigger than that

>>5475344
I want to take care of sludge ._.

>>5475352
There are still some vibrant ones on the website.

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>>5475370
ahhh maybe I should troll you than.
I am really bad with feelings.

>>5475375
nigger

>>5475359
Then maybe they wont deliver if im on vacation with sludges underwear

>>5475370
>7.5
I might have high score for biggest dick taken in gg

>>5475386
I thought you were gonna go to sleep and never wake up.

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>>5475370
I've made fun of your perversions multiple times and you've never had a problem, Smutpuppy.

>>5475388
>sludges underwear
Do you have any idea where those have been?

>>5475394
That's an impostor, Moor.

>>5475388
where and why are you taking my underwear?

>>5475394
maybe
unless you count epsilon's horse dildos

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>>5475394
You'd like that wouldn't you.
Unfortunately I did wake up moor just to harass you.

I'm still a virgin in 2016

>>5475398
Lets call them "well-worn"

>>5475398
i guess i'm just feelin touchy
it doesn't matter

>>5475404
>>5475398
i haven't had sex in well over a year leave me alone

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>>5475408
Sludge you're a beautiful man.

>>5475408
Join the club
"well-worn" is better than "barely worn" eh?

>>5475413
i spend the majority of my time underwear-less, but i'll take it

>>5475411
thanks

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>>5475408
Buy a dog.

>>5475398
>>5475400
You're just a bigot

>>5475399
Lol I don't think he's used 3/4s of those toys.

>>5475394

Does it count if you only took it down your throat?

>>5475462
>tfw senpai has had his gullet punchfucked

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>>5475466

Please I fucked his dick with my throat

>>5475462
Up the ass my friend

>tfw I was forced to deep throat a 9
Just go slow

>>5475476

Hey look I found a vine of you

https://vine.co/v/OMb0veEherz

>>5475494
That is fucking adorable..and yes i did walk to the bedroom like that when he told me to

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I wish I was gay so gays will love me.
I love gay people. I want to flick their cocks tbqh. Have always had gay friends that I make out with and have made out with over 50 guys.

Why cant I be gay it's the purest form of attraction tbqh.

>>5475504
Girl not you too, please tell me you aren't a freaking pup???

>>5475519
we're taking over

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>>5475519

Deal with it

Soon all the boys will be pups

>>5475522
>>5475523
You faggots are all so unoriginal, my old roommates had been pups for about a decade and it seems more and more other debaucherous faggots are following the trend.

It's not cute you guys, like really it's not.

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>>5475527

>it's not cute

That's precisely what it is

And why so many guys are pups now

>>5475529
What's a pup?

>>5475519
Omg i read this and I can't stop laughing my ass off
I can just see your face lol

>>5475527
a decade ago i was 13
should i have been a leather pup back then? are you a pedophile?

>>5475527
I think it's pretty cute, until they put the mask on.

How am I supposed to stick my dick down their throat with a mask in the way?

>>5475532
More importantly, what could possibly be wrong with pups? How could you hate twinks with half a brain?

>>5475543
>pups
>twinks
i have some real bad news for you if you think twinks are anywhere near the majority of pups

>>5475527
>tfw know people who werent pups in elementary school
drag those fakes!!! yas!!!

>>5475532

Guys who like acting like puppies for sexual pleasure

Not to be confused w/ furries because there's no cartoon animals involved

>>5475540

You don't give them your bone until they've been good boys duh

And they have more than one hole to feed it to them in

>>5475544
I guess twink is too broad of a term for what im going for.

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>>5475529
It's because none of you can interact with men you desire in relationships so instead you substitute with puppy play.
>>5475540
>>5475539
Enjoy the sex spiral, eventually pnp will grip you.
>>5475536
No this was me

>>5475519
Why don't you come back to skype
I miss talking

>>5475548
You guys are literally furries with leather, jockstraps and buttplug tals

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Who is your tripfag/namefag whatever crush of yours?

Mine is sludgepuppy

>>5475555
Babe I don't act like a dog. I'm just a sub.
Senpai calls me a pup HE'S THE WEIRDO

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>>5475555

>implying you can't have the two together

>>5475563

Don't test me bitch

>>5475555
>eventually pnp will grip you.
What does this have to do with Pen and Paper?

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>>5475558
Why don't you come back to Christ and repent?

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>>5475564

>>5475573
party n play
doing meth and having unprotected sex

>>5475090
>still thinking about him a year later
>>5475101
>Find a new him to think about. A him that wants to be with you.

I'm going through this now. I didn't even go out with the guy, we hung out a lot, but he lied heaps and played me.

I'm hurt as fuck and can't actually get over it. It felt right holding him in my arms, I just felt this funny feeling when I was around him like it "felt right".

But he lied so much and I'm terribly hurt. I've tried getting with other people but even when I'm with them I think "But they're not him".

>but he lied so much
>about so much
>why :-(

>>5475581
Glue is good.

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>>5475570
Watchu finna do Fido?

>>5475574
Lmao but but I cant quit dick

>>5475564
me
hahaha jk

>>5475583
>doing meth and having unprotected sex
Sounds like a good time.

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>Go get some dinner
>Dogfuckers have taken over

>>5475599
Hello, beautiful.

>>5475589
You have no idea

>>5475600
you do you, ann

>>5475600
Rite?
I wish i had high school me's sex drive so that that could be real ;_;

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>>5475602
Whats wrong with having sex with dogs tbqh?

I have 1 minute left to lose my virginity until the new year

>>5475590

Finna dig that fake-ass weave out your hair like the plastic-looking potted plant it is

>>5475610
Isn't that what /fruad/ing is for?

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>>5475614
I am going to beat you up homo

HAPPY NEW YEAR ON THE WEST COAST

the coyotes brought it in where I am at with their yelping and howling.

>>5475591
You must balance cock lust with decency :3

>>5475604
I am glue. Sticky, white, and slimey m8.

>>5475602
hi how are you

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>>5475622
I am going to beat you up homo

When you can't tell if it's fireworks or gun shots

It's like this every year, rural or urban

>>5475614
...you sound so white

>>5475615
No im too broken and love-centric now. Frauding is just for me. The libido just makes me harass trips on gg more and thats about it

>>5475619

You're the weakest lil bitch on this block

I could take you with my arm tied behind my back and the other one fisting your dad

>>5475620

Decency is the enemy

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>>5475630
I am going to beat you up homo

>>5475624
Do it fagget.

HAPPY NEW YEAR from cali

>>5475620
I am very decent..until I get behind closed doors then I'm a cum hungry whore with a tub of elbow grease.

>>5475622
That's not the glue I'm talking about bb

>>5475634
Id like to see you try, little anon

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>>5475626

Thanks, I managed to graduate high school

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>>5475638
I am going to beat you up homo

>>5475630
>No im too broken and love-centric now.
Daw.
>harass trips on gg more and thats about it
I wish. I was fapping 3 times a day natty. Now it's closer to 5.

I need to find a qt that doesn't need to be able to walk to do their job. lol

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>>5475646
I am going to beat you up homo.

>>5475638
2 hours till new years here. Ohhhh hehe.

>>5475643
What are you waiting for? Don't take it easy on me Sir.

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>>5475123
What's with the clockwork Orange?
...
Anyway, just got back from the family new year celebration. It was a bunch of drunk Russian-Armenians.
>Mfw my uncle looked at me and said "YOU ARRE HANDSOME MAN, NO LONGARR YONG BOY. YOU BRRING HANDSOME WOMAN TOO, DA?"
>mfw everybody waits for answer, I just put a cute face on and smiled, waited till conversation changed without speaking
One day, they'll know. And they'll be disappointed.
:^)

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>>5475658
I am not gay tho

>>5475646
I think i fapped more natty on average, lol.
Now I blow myself out with upwards of 8 a day for 3-4 days and then dont touch my dick for a month

>a qt that doesnt need to walk to do their job
Tfw
I may look for love but ill fuck the love out of them when we get there

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>>5475665
Nice butte.

>>5475665

Whore

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>>5475665
That picture does nothing for me

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>>5475640
That's a selfdrag because if you paid attention in English and second langauge you'd know all languages have a particular format but you couldn't translate that to AAVE.
>>5475631
Decency is truth
>>5475638
DONT YOU PEOPLE SEE THIS IS WHERE MASC4MASC LEADS YOU??!

This is why femmes are needed, we balance this kinda shit.

>>5475665
S U R R E
Y
U
R
R
E
Y

>>5475666
>I may look for love but ill fuck the love out of them when we get there
Iktfb
At first it's all "Oh my god, you're a sex machine!" a few months later it's "Oh my god! Is sex all you think about? Pig!"

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>>5475679
Literally everyone on this board is a whore, don't even try to say they aren't.

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>>5475691
I'm not.

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>>5475682
I miss your gifs so much

>>5475682

Literally word salad

Back to school hunty

Decency is death

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POST PICTURES

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>>5475691
>>5475693

Whores

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>>5475693
You just haven't realized it yet, give it time.

Give it time.

>>5475706
That file name though.

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>>5475697
Yeah did keep saying that
>>5475696
Whatever manlet

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>>5475702
But who is the real whore? The whore who admits they are the whore? Or the fuck boi who's calling people whores. The answer is both now post nudes slut.

>>5475688
Your life sounds like the token "my previous relationship" story in a romcom

>another year down and still no scruffy dom bf.

I'm going to bed

>>5475724

K here you go

http://i.imgur.com/VPDcgzi.png

>>5475736
>tfw too verse to be dread's tru scrufdom

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>>5475702
>>5475703
Whatever, cunts.

>>5475736
Sweet dreams, loser.

Man being anon is so much fucking better.
Nothing like getting drunk anf being an asshole.

>>5475746
i wish i had a name but i am too retarded to come up with one
i was probably destined to be a nameless drone

>>5475107
Know this feeling.
Maybe what you hate is hetero culture, not its basic reality. Its necessary.

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>>5475736
Goodnight bby

>>54757 You removed the image, you had one chance. You could have proved you were super qt but you fucked it up. You fucked it all up.

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>tfw another year without getting creampied by a hot older guy making me his little fuck toy
>tfw just keep tumbling down

>>5475768

Too slow bitch

>>5475769

Post butthole

>>5475769
Is penis size an issue?

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>>5475771
Hows your new scruff bf?

>>5475774

He's not my bf, idk if I could date someone that much younger

How's your gf?

>>5475771
Why must you hurt me like this?

>>5475779
How much younger is he? I know literally nothing about him other than you're dating maybe?

She's okay. Depressed like usual.

>>5475772
What do you mean?

>>5475787
I am flirting with you but I have a small penis.

>>5475791
A small penis is preferable as my butthole is virgin (if you don't count the back end of a screwdriver).

>>5475784

Because I am a cruel man

>>5475787

18

Very shamefur dispray

She's probs depressed bc she's not getting the good dick desu

>>5475798
Im actually not that older I just think id be your type

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>>5475799
Yes you are...I'm into it, let's fuck.
>>5475799
I concur.

>>5475799
Creepy old man tier confirmed.

And nah, she wants to be a virgin until marriage.

>>5475802
T..thanks? Why?

I'm straight.

I will never be gay.

I will never know what it's like to love a man.

I will forever be doomed to be attracted to women.

I just have to learn to embrace it.

It has to happen some day.

>>5475811

W/e he looks mid-twenties

When we going to pumpjack to find a daddy to rekk you and for me to rekk

>>5475811
I just feel like youd be into men who know how to treat you right. Be nice when needed but also just rough enough for you to not think I am a bitch.

>>5475818
Different ones, right? I don't know, when's good for you?

I don't think your LB bf would like that.

>>5475815

Plz help me.

>>5475826

Well duh

Some time later in January I guess, we should figure out some kind of event and see what's going on there

He's not my bf so I can be as much of a whore as I want

>>5475827
preview.bi-caps.com/mindmelter/

watch that until you come around

>>5475823
...So you want to be a Dom basically?

>>5475831
Yeah I am the dom...basically.

>>5475823
>tfw dick harder than it's been in weeks.

Why boner......

>>5475829
Maybe. I had to keep flaking but I need to decide if I should keep being a piece of shit or take a dick and figure things out.

So what are you two? Did you fug?

>>5475823
Who are you?

>>5475836

We're "we hooked up once and still chat and are gonna do something after the holidays"

Time to get that boypuss stretched out

>>5475834
That's actually hot, I wouldn't mind something like that. You go anon.

>>5475842
Define "hooked up" you whore.

>>5475836
Did I make your dick hard?
I wasnt trying too tbqh...

>>5475839
Anon

>>5475844
Yeah I know what im doing despite having a smaller than average penis. I know how to treat my subs right.

>>5475848

A gentleman doesn't eat ass and tell

>>5475849
Makes me wonder what would happen if you tried.

How old? Experience? Location?

>>5475849
You got skype bb? I would like a piece of that.

>>5475830

I don't think it works. It just makes me feel bored.

I'm in a constant battle with myself and I don't know why.

>>5475853
I am only 24 but I know what I am doing. I am in the midwest.

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>>5475852
Gross. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>5475863
Gay.

>>5475408

I haven't had sex ever.

>>5475854
I have an email than I can give you my skype.

>>5475870

Aight what's your email then?

>>5475873
Let me send you one.
Everyone hates me on here.

>>5475880
>tfw your email is literally your name.

>>5475883
I need to find a new website to look for boipuccy and trannies. I acted too autistic here.

Where else is a good place that isn't chan related since 8ch hates me also?

>>5475888
Why does everyone hate you?

>>5475888


Here I'll bite the bullet and just give you my skype kay?


kjking44441

>>5475893
>>5475893
mmmkay adding now.

>>5475895
If you've sent it I haven't gotten it yet.

>>5475901
are you trustworthy?
I have trust issues

>>5475903
I'm not going to fuck you over if that's what you're asking

>>5475903
So if you are going to add me, please do it because it's late and I want to go to bed.

>>5475913
I am not tbqh
sorry family....I am just drunk and extremely flirty un general tbqh,,,
It isnt like these things ever get past internet stuff anyway

>>5475919
I'm not saying it has to, but if your sure than alright.

Never know unless you try though.

>>5475921
Ill add you tomorrow than im just drunk and I know I can make you happy just don't trust anyone from 4chan. I've been burned before tbqh...

What do you look like?

>>5475924
Brown hair hazel eyes, white 130 pounds 6'2

If you are still up for it tomorrow add me. Just write my skype ID down or some shit.

I'm going to bed

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>>5475928
>white 130 pounds 6'2
Hey, qt.

>>5475933
yo.

Like I said. going to bed. add me tomorrow f you want, good night.

Welcome to 2016 bros. It's gonna be a good year for everyone!!

>>5475938
Still doing heroin?

>>5475940
All day

Having a hangover shit while I type this.

Good morning gg

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>>5475936
Nah, I don't like instant messaging. Feels like I have to entertain whoever I'm talking to.
Feel free to post lewds though.

>>5475962
Mine's mostly gone, I just feel sleepy and gross.

>>5475962
its not late enough to stop drinking to ceebrate 2016

giving up being a drug addict t b h
who else here going clean 2016

>>5476082
Give up weed. It's a shit drug anyways.
Most of the ones you snort are fine

Burnt my hand on my first noodles of 2016. Not a good start, chaps.

Spend New Year's Eve alone at home and my internet wasn't even working.
Just fuck me.

>>5476093
really tho im racking up more cocaine right now
fml why

>>5476105
wow, you're a fucking degenerate

>>5476105
As long as it doesn't take over your life I think it's fine.
Haven't done Coke for almost a year because of how expensive it is :(

>>5476107
nah cocaine for breakfast is classy af not degenerate
>>5476124
yeah coke prices are very fucked
did most of mine for free last night soooo

>>5475680

Either that's a bad angle or your ass is so average.

>>5476105
>>5476183

freddie, is that you?

>>5476192
freddie sells his body for meth nearly every single day
im not even close to freddies levels of degeneracy

>>5476192
He's much more annoying than Freddie.

“A BLIND mystic who ‘foresaw’ the 9/11 terror attacks on America and the Boxing Day Tsunami also predicted that Europe would be ‘DESTROYED’ in next year. Bulgarian peasant Baba Vanga claims a vision came to her showing Europe desolate and deserted in 2016 following a series of devastating catastrophes which rocked the continent… adding that Europe will ‘cease to exist’ by the end of next year… The bold prophecy has caused a stir, coming at a time when the 28-nation bloc faces being ripped apart by internal divisions. Experts have warned that ‘arrogant’ EU leaders are sleepwalking into catastrophe, with dire economic results and the ongoing migrant crisis sparking a surge in anti-Brussels sentiment…

“Ms Vanga, who died in 1996 aged 85, said in a dire prediction that Europe will ‘cease to exist’ in 2016, with the continent becoming a ‘wasteland almost entirely devoid of any form of life’ after a series of catastrophes. She predicted that the population of the continent will reach almost zero by 2025 with Muslim invaders – believed by some to refer to Islamic State (ISIS) – moving in to conquer the former European countries by 2043. In a chilling echo of ISIS’ own stated goals, she prophesied that Islamist militants will conquer Rome in 2066 before the US will respond with a ‘climate change’ weapon to try and claim the city back for Christianity.

“She finishes her dire predictions for Europe by stating that the entire continent will come under the rule of a Communist dictator by 2076. Whilst the so-called ‘Nostradamus of the Balkans’ may be outlandish in her statements, other experts have also predicted that 2016 could be the year the EU falls apart.”

>>5476246

So despite the population being zero in 2025, it will take IS almost two decades to conquer the "wasteland" formally known as Europe?

They're not very good at this whole war business, are they?

>tfw bf broke up with me via text masage, primarily because i was given an ultimatum of choosing him, or my best friend, and i choose my friend.
I didn't want to ditch my friend on new years on the offchance my bf was going to show up (when he already said he had plans, but then canceled them last second).
Oh well. We've 'broken up' and got back together 3 times previous in this 6 month relationship, so i dont even care anymore. Hopefully this time it sticks.
/end-rant

>>5476272
Sounds like over the top high school drama.

>>5476272

Should of chose your boyfriend.

Best friends are often your enemies and sabotage your relationships. Not worth having...

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me, right now

guess who's going out again tonight.

This guy

How much of a deal breaker is open drug use for you? Provided he is not an addict or irresponsible and uses drugs mainly only socially

>>5476290
if he smokes weed all day. no thanks
if he does a few lines on a night out or occasionally has a wild night every now and then I'm fine with it and would join desu

>>5476283
Nah fuck that. I actually enjoy hanging out with friends, we have shared hobbies, and I find friends relieve stress. Whereas it keeps seeming like me and my (ex)bf have less and less in common, and everytime he hang out im walking on eggshells trying not to fail shittests, and he keeps bringing up arguments from the past.

Sexually, it is unattractive to submit to someone who is a known clingy emotional bitch.

I think it's better this way.

>>5476290
Complete deal breaker.
"Social" drug users are often annoying, people in deeper are just sad.

>>5476290

anythijg more than weed + alcohol is a dealbreaker

if hes a complete pothead thats not okay eithwr

but a little bit of weed for special occasions seems ok i guesd

>>5476298

>my friends are more important than my boyfriend

and that's why your boyfriend gets clingy & emotional, you don't make him a priority

You might as well stay single. Guys like you aren't worth a damn.

>>5476290

I wouldn't date a drug-addict, an alcoholic, or a pothead.

Fuck that shit. Everytime I'm around "adults" who get wasted I feel like I'm in HS again around a bunch of immature idiots who don't know how to grow up and take responsibility.

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happy new year /gg/!!

>>5476333

what does piss taste like rugby?

>>5476333
Fat trannies shouldnt look down on anyone

>tfw gg is dead because everyone was out having a great time on NYE

>>5476395
I was on my own at work tbqh.

>>5476290
>open drug use
FWB at most.

>just realized that you've been with someone nearly a year

What the fuck

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>>5476290
>mainly only socially
that's too many "ly"s in a row that I can't deal with.

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>>5476422
and you're complaining why? Unless that someone is a woman then I feel sorry for you.

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>>5476378
it's a bit salty, but tastes like fruity pebbles when you have drunken Earl Grey Tea before hand. The smell takes some getting use to though. Don't drink anyone's piss if they have previously drank coffee or eaten asparagus. All in all for the most part it's not that bad.

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>>5476433
Is that you, Juppy? Please come back to me.

>>5476443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PxFi0HQTow

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>>5476456
is that a sound showerhead where you insert it in your cock and piss comes out as a shower? if so that's disturbing.

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>>5476459
I understand.
I'd rather have Rugly pee on me, than eat a Cherry Ripe.

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>>5476463
"Golden shower"

>>5476463
I never understood the piss thing, But that actually sounds pretty neat. lol

>>5476473
It's safe as long as the person peeing doesn't have an std. STD's can be transmitted through pee, but it's very much safer than scat since shit is unhealthy (hepatitis b, etc.) , smells bad, and just down right gross. For the most part pee is sterile.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route#Diseases_by_pathogen_type

will 2016 be the year I get my dog dicked bf?

>>5476491
I don't have any of those, so I'm not particularly worried.

Anyways off to the gym, then to hang out with senpai. Happy New Years gg.

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