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Yes

Happy new years mtfg!

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> tfw the thread is dead because everyone else is out celebrating
Who anti-social here?

phew I nearly pressed submit

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hey u stole that img

>>5474928
yah it is

>>5474921
oo I can never tell when ppl drop trip l-lol

>>5474917
>Don't know how I feel about cosmetic surgery yet
like for yourself? I think surg is good if it makes you happier

>>5474939
me
hmu ok

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>>5474939
me

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Hi hey its me again, sorry for being cancer agp scum
>>5470229
>mfw if bf stumbles here and reads this

So what happened tonight is that the other guy kept still assuming that im breaking up w my boyfriend even after what happened before but, i just cant like i had told him. Also he was really acting weirdly like we were something more already, since bf was spending nye with his familia away and i was free of plans for the night(tfw no friends) so i decided to go over my brothers place.. Without telling the guy that i was doing so, and he got angry with me because he had just told me he would be mine all night.(c-creepy or does it work like that. If i tell that to Gosling is he my bby?)

Uhhhh and later tonight bf texted me just before bed that he wouldnt trade me for anything in the world and isnt going anywhere from me.
I cant just leave him,especially now, i love him way too much. (its funny he gives me the least attention from everyone ive dated and i cant get enough of him)

The issue is that the other guy clearly wants break up happen, otherwise he wud have taken distance already and now im afraid that he will get hurt or just gets mean and tells things to my bf. Even the tiniest over exaggerated thing would make things go bad in everyway, because bf already suspects the guy and i having something (that even didnt happen).

Bwaaaaaaaaaah so stressful
And ha, vented again.

>>5474939
it's afternoon Jan 1st here, too hot to do anything though

so I was going to kill myself on the 4th if I didn't win the lotto, but I think I'm going to wait until the 8th because the lotto jackpotted again and I bought a ticket for the 7th

>>5474945
If I lived I Canada I'd watch animes with you on our off days and discuss why the Wii u is the best current gen system <3

>>5474939
I'm not anti social.
Society is anti me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOP76UyeDJM

>>5474939
I hate humans as individuals and crowds, though I imagine myself living in a big city like new York
Thousands of people all doing their own isolated thing and going places sounds nice, I can walk through a crowd just fine
Just don't take me to a stadium or concert...

>>5474953
I'd rather you didn't : (

>>5474949
why are you calling yourself agp if you have a bf?

Do you want to be with your bf? If you don't then you know what to do, other guy sounds kinda creepy I think.

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>>5474955
That's adorable Kayla.

>>5474944
Yeah I haven't decided if I want anything cosmetic
Maybe feathers or something if i do...

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>>5474954
would be pretty nice, just wii u and days off...

>>5474949
other guy sounds creepy and I wouldn't really want to be his friend anymore honestly

if he realizes you're not going to break up with ur bf he might try to break you two up or do something to damage ur relationship

>>5474953
sheen pls no don't

>>5474958
rin
my waifu

>>5474966
oh really? I was looking into scales myself

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>>5474620
Yeah
Me and my bf went to a big new year's party

>>5474949
Why not just block him?

>>5474953
there are far better things you could do to help yourself Sheen

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>>5474953
buy a ticket but don't kill yourself sheen

>>5474972
Gills would be nice if if I could be amphibious

>>5474953
You realize the mathematical improbability of winning, right?

>>5474939
me desu
>>5474953
;~;

>tfw only fat chicks message you on okc

;_;

>>5474991
>Anonymous 12/31/15(Thu)22:35:23 No.5474
iktf

>>5474991
Are we talking chubby or morbidly?

hello

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>>5474954
>>5474968
>tfw nobody to play MK8 with for 4-8h at a time

actually dying inside, i love that game...

>tfw shitposters too busy having a social life to bully here
huh

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>>5474991
>tfw only guys like this who might as well call you m'lady message you on okc

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>>5474991
>tfw nobody messages you

>>5474997
I would if I owned a Wii u : (

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>>5475002
Isn't it nice when the normies are gone?

>>5475008
god damnit korra

buy one already ;_;

>>5475003
> tfw that guy passes better than you do and he isn't even trans

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>>5474961
Because i get turned on by idea of growing booobs sudden.... Oh wait nvm.
He is really extremely sweet but for some reason he comes of a little creepy now.. Its probably nufin and he doesnt even care, just wants to help?? Idk.

Yup totally want to be with bf but he makes it so difficult at times, literally just died of happiness when he said he doesnt want me gone.

>>5474972
You think so too uhhhh god.
I hope i just over exaggerated him being that way, though its exactly what he said tonight . just out of context maybe..? Aagh

How was your nye? Found any neat puddles to jump in while watching the fireworks ?

>>5474974
Wudnt be fair, he got me back up and was there. Also life doesnt really work like that. If he's creepy and finds out im avoiding him everywhere and suddenly block him, it would make it worse right? Also if he isnt creepy but just a rly sweet confused guy it would break him atleast momentarily. ._.

Share like... Idk atleast 2 friends with him that ive known since 13yo D:

>>5475012
come to think of it he looks like a poorly dressed version of me with serial killer glasses.
wow I best rethink my life.. m'lady

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>>5474956
>tfw wanted to be Wilma one Halloween and mom slapped me when I asked

>>5475011
I would but I spent a lot of my money for the upcoming comic con next week and I have to buy my bayonetta glasses frames + perscription after that x.x

>>5475013
Is he a chaser? The new guy?

I think you need to talk with your bf and tell him how you feel when he makes it difficult, the key to a relationship is communication.

>>5475013
> tfw you remember when you were just a rly sweet confused guy that unintentionally made someone uncomfortable and got asked by a third party to leave them alone
Oh. ;_;

>>5475013
OMG it's u hi
uhmm I wish, it rained the other day here and I just kinda watched it l-lol

It's good, just playing maplestory and being alone which I'm ok w/

>>5474996
>>5474996
>>5474996
hey
>>5474996

>>5474983
gimme wings

>>5474991
tfw fat
oopsies

>>5475022
i want wings too get me some

>>5475022
Off the subject of simply cosmetic enhancements, I'd love to be able to fly

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>tfw one of my uncles used to take it on himself to beat the shit out of me when I was ever remotely effeminate

>>5475019
>bayonetta glasses
It's fun watching you slip further and further into your delusions

>>5475029
I'm pretty sure flight counts as a cosmetic ability.

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>>5475034
Uhhh. This is a real thing and I've been needing to get glasses for over 3 years now. Come on m8 ur starting to get lazy with ur shitposting. I used to look forward to ur posts for the free (You)s but now its so disappointing. . .

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>>5474890
>yayy ur years gna be great I know it

I HOPE SO!! i have really high hopes for this year honestly cause i'm finally not distracted and i have a good thing going with working on multiple sites etc.... idk i'm gonna work hard this year. also idek what ima do with the jockstrap lmao

>>5474928

>the jock strap is a trophy
>if i were u it'd end up being a good luck charm honestly
>that sounds like something you can commit to that'll better you edie.
>you always keep it real edie
>i think it's going to serve you well and you're gonna find happiness along with bank
>i've been playing a lot of maplestory, lol
>next quarter starts next week for me, though
>did you play any more undertale?
>np if u didnt
>lol i spoiled it for pooks, ruined a LIFE ALTERING EXPERIENCE

ty bby ;3; ye i will prob just stare at it weirdly. like i love the way boys dicks smell and stuff but like ....... not random hot guys? only guys i'm dating...so ye......
also no i will play more undertale soon ok!! i got busy last night unfortunatelyyyy. are you excited for the next quarter for school btw?

>>5474953
Don't kill yourself senpai. Your identity as a woman will be erased and you'll be buried as a man by your family. You'll also contribute to the suicide stats that transphobes use to justify their hatred and condescension.

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>>5474939
Me, me and my boyfriend tripped hard last night so we're both tired.

>>5475013
>>5474961
There is no such thing as AGP

>>5474991
>tfw you get so many people messaging you on dating sites they became impossible to keep up with so you just stop.

>>5475003
>tfw your bf is a good looking guy who doesnt fedora

>>5475017
Id say do it anyway but you aren't even fulltime.

>tfw another year is about to happen
>tfw you can't give up now and wait in bed until old age to take you away

>>5475048
neither does the guy I'm dating now but it's ok because I'll find a way to ruin that

>>5475048
> There is no such thing as AGP
What word should I use for self-attraction to myself as a female but not as a male, then? Because I definitely have that. Lesbian narcissism, maybe?

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>>5475044
yayy its ok
i am ! its a lot of online classes, lol
means i have more time to just be at home, less taking care of myself honestly l-lol

take your time with the game okay
focus on what matters and have fun edie
best of luck !

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>>5475019
should have bought a wii u instead

>>5475052
Lets do our best.

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>>5474991
>tfw mostly straight guys show interest in you
>tfw dozens of straight guys message you on a daily basis but you rarely if ever get any from women
>tfw you just want a qt trans or cis girl to approach you and ask you out

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Mozzarella sticks + maranera sauce yum

I didn't feel like cooking

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>>5475020
No idea if he's a chaser, i know he had girlfriends before.. isnt that like a sign of not being one? Ehhhh
And guess so idk if i shud talk about it tomorrow or get closer to him for few days before share whats going on
Tbhon think you are right with being straight forward about it.

>>5475021
._. sounds adorable for sum reason

>>5475022
Ehe, maybe you dont like jumping in puddles as much then.
Uh maplestory :3 also nufin wrong w that like its just an another evening anyway. Actually could imagine it being even comfier to just be at home and spend it all calm doing nice thingies c:

>>5475048
>mfw you made me trutrans and not agp by saying that

>>5475065
yikes so many calories o.o;;

>>5475063
doesn't almost ever dating site have filters so you don't show up for thirsty niggers you're not interested in by preference

>Getting high and drunk alone on new years eve
Living the dream

>>5475060
it's so much easier to not senpai.

>>5475068
I'm already a fat gross fuck so not much to lose

>>5475065
watch out, kayla will break in and steal your marina

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Happy new years to anyone that happens to be in the EST time zone!

>>5475076
That's why we need to.

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well here's to another year senpai
>>5475082
thanks senpai, here's to hoping yours is great.

>new years and no one to kiss
Mwa, empty effigy
>>5475035
Um no flight is a functional enhancement

>2016
>there are still people in 2015

Hope you're all having a good night, I know I am!

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>>5475082
happy new years, same time zone

>tfw no gf to celebrate it with

>>5475072
>tfw not even getting high
kill me

new years is old af get with the times America

>>5475100
Fuck you, nonamericans
At least I'm not in California like Kayla

>>5475072
iktf senpai-chan

>>5475065
omg soooooo goooooood
I did this with hot cheetos instead
worth

>>5475105
like everything in my life I come in last, thanks for reminding me

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>>5475053
Ill probably do the same, I wanna enjoy it while it lasts, though.

>>5475054
Female Sexuality.

>>5475067
You were never AGP.
There is no such thing as AGP.

>>5475095
Two more hours for me.

>>5475070
Yeah, and I turned it on after I realized I preferred women.

>tfw i sometimes turn it off cause all the attention feels validating

>>5475079
o-oh gosh don't say that ;~;

>>5475082
yikes!! that's like time zone discrimination >.>;;

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Happy New Year everybody. My new years resolution is to find a reason to live.

>>5475128
and with that I have lost mine, thanks

>>5475130
No prob senpaitachi

>>5475128
same desu
>>5475130
>having one to begin with
not trutrans desu senpai

>>5475128
my resolution is to finish electrolysis, get my orchi, and go full time
maybe by September I might be in the position to book SRS

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Tfw you keep looking yourself with phones face cam from the worst possible angle and realize that you are a fucking ugly man with long hair.

Ill never passssssssssss

>>5475134
why would you get a orchi if you plan on srs?

>>5475141
because my doctor put in a good word for me and next visit to my clinic in February I will get a confirmed date for when I get it and I pay only a $400 co pay.

>>5475144
why would you get a orchi if you plan on srs?

>>5475128
Get laser so I don't need to be shaving facial hair in 2017 as well.

everyone should post what they are listening to right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nr8yfmlOOgo&list=PL0M-w5hW4uwQsvkrCHzL3MKeUeE6ierx_&index=2

>>5475154
no more balls, no more testosterone, no more spiro, faster feminization, better boob growth
the list goes on and on

>>5475159

I thought Orchi messes up SRS though cause of like, source nerves and avoiding atrophy?

>>5475158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvoqWo9_tdQ

>>5475158
Not listening to anything myself, CNN is on in the other room so Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin I guess?

It's a happy new year for me. Been a month on HRT now. So this was the last year I'm living as a male. Feels good.

>>5475165
is that why you chose that wig colour?

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>make spicy aioli to go with mini crabcakes to take to Bestfriend's house
>all the other guests complement me on it because it's amazing
>Bestfriend says it's adorable that everyone loves my cooking and I'll make a proper housewife one day
>get in fight about him not being able to eat spicy food and me only being able to make spicy food
>mfw
>>5475115
Ilu bby <3
You're not last in my heart

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>23:56
>me and my mom go out to prepare for fireworks watching and new year toast
>puppy sprints out through the door and starts taking a leak on the front lawn
>mom doesn't stop him since he needed to pee
>neighbors fire off a big firework at the same time
>puppy goes in to panic, sprints around the yard for second until he goes out in the street and away
>I put the champagne down fast and then runs after him
>cant see him, group of people point in to a yard far down the street
>can see his paw prints on their front side, disappears between the house and fence
>00:00, fireworks at the full
>spend the next three hours running around town, even went quite a bit out on the outskirts and through the forest
>stop at fresh paw prints in the snow that lead out on the country side
>call in my mom so she can bring me some fresh socks and proper boots since my shoes were all wet and full of half melted snow
>give up after a while, we have gone so far since the last trail and at this distance the chances of finding him are minimal
>get home, leg hurt and I am freezing since I only had a shirt and a light jacket on for watching 10 min of fireworks
>mom goes out again, comes back an hour later empty handed
>she then goes out again on the street as a last ditch attempt
>puppy comes running up the street, five hours later
>he is dirty and shaking
>I finally open the champagne bottle, only one drinking it (brother came home a few hours in to the search)
>everyone are so happy that no one bothered to get upset by brothers gf coming home wasted and going in to the freshly paved bathroom and puking on the floor and then locking herself in on his room

Technically, 2016 started well for me since the first thing to happen was our puppy coming home safe.

>>5475137
you have a good taste in anime reactions though, strive for that

>>5475172
5 months here
2016 is the year I'll live as a horrible inbetween monster and make even less friends

>>5475173
what? my natural hair is that color

>>5475174
>You're not last in my heart
ilu too

>>5475163
not really

>>5475172
> been on HRT for seven months
> still living as a male
> no end to that in sight
> at least I have boobs
Feels feels.

>>5475180
I think horrible inbetween monsters are often kind of cute, to be honest...

>>5475181
Oh I thought you had a red wig

>tfw party cancelled and home alone plating dragons crown
>tfw snufgled under a warm blanket wirh hot coco and mini heater on

Holy shit this is comfy AF. Hopefully next year I'll have a qt to snuggle with under this blanket

>>5475154
Miss cock would not get srs, dummy

>>5475198
She just said she's planning on it, though.

>this is literally the worst year of my life
>fitting that im spending NYE here

>>5475180
>>5475182
all me

>>5475202
>believing anything Kayla says

>>5475158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

>>5475182
I guess I'm sort of more hopefully because I've managed to fool people even before starting transitioning. But hey, I'll get there eventually regardless.

>>5475206
You still have 365 days to change that.

>>5475213
I'm glad for you. Live the dream.

>>5475206
same

>>5475214
im still 2015 sis

>>5475218
You're going to have 366 days to make 2016 a great year, then.

>>5475187
Well I can't honestly say I disagree...

I'm just celebrating the New Years by playing The Witcher 3 and blasting 80s New Wave.

>>5475229
367*

Who was the worst poster of 2015?

>>5475236
me

>>5475236
me desu

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>>5475236
Me tbqh

>>5475236
me

>>5475236
All me

>>5475236
Anonymous

>>5475236
Me no contest
I've done more shitposting in the last 6 months than you'll do in your lifetime, bitch

>>5475236
I intend to get a trip and be the worst of 2016.

>>5475249
good luck i post here famila

Chaser here

Can I get some Bp for the new year?

>>5475256
oh yeah

>>5475256
chaser 2# here
would rather have some gt desu senpai

>>5475254
How do I choose a good tripcode sempai?

>>5475265
It's hard to find a good one.

>>5475265
##SomethingWitty

>>5475264
only 2 lbs?? you should gain some weight

Well its 2016 for me. Nini girls

>>5475265
make something topical and just ride it out

>>5475265
>!Hon
You have a good one right now, whatever you're using

also happy new years to any fellow Central Time Zoners

>>5475275
you know what i meant baka senpai
now giv dick

>>5475272
I kind of want one that says something clever but crunching all 70^8 or so possible codes to look for one is bit beyond my computing resources, I'm limited to finding about five characters in a reasonable amount of time.

>>5475236
Kayla tbqhon.

I'm in Georgia for my sister's wedding

>"did you pluck your eyebrows? They look cleaner"
>"I think my fiancee's grandma thought you were a girl... because you have long hair"

Am I being forced out of the closet

>>5475288
ppl comment but they dont usually guess

>>5475278
I might as well share the codes I dug up as an exercise in boredom, maybe people can have fun with them:

#jURQAAAA => !hon/xbWFXY
#yhEEAA => !hon.NiuUOE
#fIhFAA => !Hon.6EpFRM
#ISuTAA => !Hon.uLq0ts
#tvthAA => !hon/FCAwCw
#nkz1AA => !Hon.GDMi.s
#6BWEBA => !Hon/m776HY
#DieEBA => !Hon/xT/Q/k
#5U8VBA => !hon.E5aQg.
#EMC2BA => !Hon.mwOKr2
#ipH2BA => !Hon.zeQ.gc
#wPbaCA => !hon.t2aFcM
#8czpCA => !Hon/SZvTBM
#JkBeA => !Hon.GqO0.A
#YLS9A => !Hon.OrSHio
#xifb => !Hon/MFcdjY
#hIpk => !Hon/xHlPjQ
#Luhm => !Hon..b/ojE
#a6Po => !hon.ysfrjY

test

What's your new years resolution /mtfg/?

Mine is to kill myself instead of being a big pussy.

>>5475236
Booger

>>5475256
fuck it. im changin muh trip code

>>5475299
Mine is to live.

>>5475303
ayy forgot i quoted that

>>5475281
No man the proper chaser hides our intentions.

Its gt not dick.

Plant get out of elfs anus to put it in my mouth.

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>>5475256
I'm drunk enough that I'd do that

god why don't I have a bf :(

>>5475304
>mine is to live
There's no reason to live if your trans.

>>5475299
to live vicariously through another girls transition that I'd sponsor

>>5475309
>I'm drunk enough that I'd do that
ru.me?

>>5475313
Why not just live vicariously through a real girl instead of a fake one?

>>5475308
>its gt not dick
The proper chaser hides them better

>>5475310
There are plenty of reasons if you' re not blind to them.

>>5475308
but lying is bad anon

>>5475299
Build a wardrobe and get some of the legal shit taken care of before I move states at the end of the year.

>>5475320
>there are plenty of reasons
Oh yeah well name some then? :^)

>>5475292
What were you using?

Guys im on a lot of drugs right now and it feels like my heart is gonna exploded...what do?

about to smoke real weed for the first time basically ever. what movie should I watch after smoking?

>tfw hiding under the dinner table cause all these spics around my neighborhood are firing their cheap glocks and AKs into the air

>>5475331
Zardoz

>>5475331
you're probably not going to feel anything compared to the second time

>>5475331
First time never has very strong effects.

>>5475343
I've smoked some weed before, once a little bit in a pipe, the other time I shared a half n half with my brother. This time I have 2 blunts to myself.

>>5475354
Don't do what I did and stumble on Superjail

>>5475351
I didn't get high the first time I toked, some people don't.

>>5475354
What about something russian? Polaris and Stalker are actually pretty sweet on drugs, although they're probably more acid movies.

>>5475369
first time I smoked I got high but I didn't really feel it

>>5475369
I'm pretty sure the only effect I had going on my first time was the fact that I was completely sloshed before the pot.

>>5475286
Tripcode explorer is a good one, I have it on my laptop

>>5475381
tripcode explorer is shit, CPU-based
GPUs excel at tasks like these
http://meriken.ygch.net/programming/merikens-tripcode-engine-english/

>>5475382
Good as in free

>>5475387
the one I linked to is free also
https://github.com/meriken/merikens-tripcode-engine
source is even on github

>>5475328
This:
https://github.com/KenanY/tripcode
(It's probably not the most user-friendly tripcode search program unless you're familiar with unix, though, and it's certainly not the fastest. It's the only one I could get running on my mac laptop, but there are probably better options.)

>>5475409
>>5475391 works well, but it's windows-only
https://github.com/madsbuvi/MTY_CL might work, but no guarantee
There's only windows and linux builds

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Well, it's 2016 here finally, time to put a tit pill under my tongue and cry myself to sleep. Have a good year, everyone!

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>>5475299
Be a good girlfriend

>>5475391
I didn't even look at yours
I just called explorer good because it's free and works as advertised

is jagermeister a girly enough drink?

>>5475440
Yes, but only with a paper umbrella.

>smoked the dank
>I walked into the kitchen and said "I shall have one of everything"
>now typing this
my keyboard and hands looks funny as shit, like I can feel the image warping when I look down to type. WHY IS THIS A SUCH A SPECIFIC THING. WHY IS IT GIVING ME A HEADACHE WHEN I LOOK AT IT.
I feel a bit higher in energy though, and no anxiety or dysphoria feels gr8. Think I'mma watch spirited away.

in japanese.

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>Tfw you pull your hair back after a bath and realize you're stuck with this man face forever

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>>5475448
>tfw you notice how thick your ribcage is

>>5475448
> tfw massive forehead and brow
Bangs 4 life for me then ;_;

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>>5475457
Bangs are best hairstyle. Why would you want anything else?

>>5475444
>paper umbrella.
oh '_'

/mtfg/ who would you sleep with?
and I don't mean sexually I mean sleep sleep

>>5475474
maki because fuzz

>>5475470
Bangs are nice
But what if I want to change things up a little?

>>5475474
My cat

>>5475457
This ; _ ;
if they ever get swept up by the wind or someone plays with my hair then
rip

>>5475454
shoulders, too ; ~ ;

>>5475482
>shoulders too
;__________;
Almost everything about me is big with the exception of my hands, feet and gt

>>5475299
I considered that.. but I don't think I could do that to the people in my life.. I love them too much to put them through finding my body

>>5475481
You won't. Bangs are love, bangs are life.

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>>5475511
but I want to change it up
desu

>>5475490
lucky u don't have man hands
like <<<<<<<<<

>>5475445
God you fucking weeaboo scum

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>>5475357
you should try superjail on acid

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>>5475521
Do what you like, but you'll bare the consequences.

In non-weed news
>got a text from who I thought was my ex but apparently isn't that she wants to go on a date I offered
>told girl I have a crush on about it and that I had a crush and asked what to do
>she said "fuck em both"
>i tell her she's my crush
>she says "ya, I know"
>ask her what I should do
>she says "Sorry, I'm not really interested in you that way" but was super chill about it and somehow made the rejection not sting at all.
>she also says "go for [my not-ex], just do whatever makes you happy"
>also asked the manager (her dad) what I should do without telling him for shits and giggles and he says I should go for my not-ex
>mfw her dad just unknowingly sanctioned our relationship and he can't get angry when he finds out.
>I'm on the fence because I thought she stopped talking to me and had gotten over my feelings for her.
>go out into restaurant floor and she's eating there (haven't seen her in two weeks) , talking with my manager (her dad) and my crush
>sit down next to her and she takes my hand (her dad somehow did not notice)
>all feelings returned desu
>and she's going to be working at our resteraunt now that her other job fired off a ton of people.
>mfw I'm going to be dating the manager's daughter and we're all at the same work.
ALL ABOARD THE HOMELESS GIRL TRAIN.

remember that:
one anime pic posted = one killed puppy

>>5475448
you look good in your pix

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>>5475554

>>5475538
the first time i ever got high, we watched this scene
freaked out a bit desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjkWUTBDAPY

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happy new year everyone!

>>5475552
so confusing omg

>>5475559
no I don't lol

>>5475565
>fishing for compliments

>>5475562
u 2

>>5475569
sorry
just don't get why anyone would lol
I don't deserve them
pls

>>5475565
what is confusing?

>>5475575
indeed you only deserve death for being a filthy easy mode passer
ree

>>5475577
I think I got it just had to read it like twice
since they had no names got them mixed up I think idk

ur fulltime right? and the manager is cool w/ that?

>>5475565
ugly people do not post pic of themselves on the internet

>>5475562
I have similar forehead and browline

>>5475584
>indeed you only deserve death
it's tru

>for being a filthy easy mode passer ree
o but I don't lol

>>5475587
have u looked at /r/transpassing
or passgen desu
or here rofl

>>5475586
I'm semi-stealth. people don't know I'm trans until I tell them, I tell a good deal of people when it's actually relevant to the conversation.

Pretty sure my manager knows I'm trans because he's my manager.

>>5475592
not the worst it could be, huh? I feel good.

Stepdad gets socially talkative enough to blurt out "you can't have a ponytail and no facial hair, you're starting to look like a-"
W/e at least I'm I'm drunk
Happy new year /mtfg/

*boing*

>>5475605
ooh that's good
More meant like
He's okay with you dating his daughter lol like
he's ok with his daughter dating another girl?
sounds like a cool guy desu

>>5475609
1 more mins......

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reminder to ignore all easy mode passers

get out passers reeeeeeeeeee

>>5475613
pretty sure he doesn't know a thing about us being together. I'm guessing fun stuff is gonna happen her dad finds out.

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THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST LINE IN ALL OF ANIME

>>5475617
aahh I see, hope it goes well if he does

>>5475616
that was like 4 months ago
I look worse now rofl

>>5475627
saved

>>5475616
Kind of want a slurpee now :/

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>>5475627
the only anime i like is king of the hill

>tfw hank hill butt

>>5475635
atleast u dont have a butt for a face

>>5475632
you? and big shoulders? you are full of shit and i have the proof

ree

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Happy New Year /mtfg/ !!

I know I'm not anyone really interesting, but I just wanted to say that most of you are amazing people, and I'm so glad I found you girls here, bc it's been a lot of fun so far and I appreciate it

>5475562
hny :)

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>>5475616
>I'm so ugly

>>5475641
no, because i have a fist for a face

>>5475645
Happy New Year Gem

>>5475645
Happy new years gemmy !! hope this year treats u well

>>5475644
>>5475647
Literally angles

>>5475633
sour patch kid flavor 4life

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everyone should stop enabling passers already

they are NOT WELCOME here re

>>5475654
excuse I must leaf

>>5475448
>realize you're stuck with this man face forever
YOU FILTHY LIAR REEE

>>5475655
where's your trip kayla

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nigga eatin an entire fucking chicken in one bite.

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>>5475655
but anon you're gonna pass one day.

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d-do I p-p-pass?

>>5475662
I remember watching this in yr 7
I can barely remember what happened

>>5475664
I'll show them all that I can pass too.

>>5475657
hf
don't forget to water urself

>>5475660
w/o the bangs
and lighting
and angle
yeah I'm a man lol

>>5475662
how'd u find that picture of me

>>5475668
it's Friday now dummy

>>5475668
anna?

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>>5475657

>>5475664
no i won't

>>5475671
>w/o the bangs and lighting and angle yeah I'm a man
fucking prove it

>lol
don't make me slap you you cheeky passer

>>5475668
Wait is that anna?

>>5475668
oryx w heavy makeup

>>5475645
>hny :)
<3

>>5475686
into the fap folder it goes

>>5475686
HMMM kayla does have a very nice butt

>>5475668
well that's sad

imagine this person is whoring themself out on cam every day so that they can afford FFS one day then some asshole posts their picture on the most scummy imageboard just for cheap laughs

>>5475700
>fast/easy buck
or could just work like everyone else

>>5475686
kayla is such a bad bad girl
oh yeah time to fap

>>5475686
mmh i love kayla's butt as much as her beautiful penis

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>>5475683
ok
I don't have many pictures w/o bangs
here's my profile so you can see my terrible chin though

>>5475686
would fuck it loose/5

Happy new year /mtfg/, we'll all make it I believe. I hope all of you have a great 2016!

>>5475716
you look like an average white girl, no one would ever confuse you for a boy re re re

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Fuck Im so depressed and drunk.

>>5475686
kayla makes my penises rise

>>5475722
>no one would ever confuse you for a boy re re re
You'd be surprised

>>5475727
I'm one of those

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>>5475727
Is that you again, future me?

>>5475716
oh fuck off that is literally the profile of a a girl
>>5475729
If you're getting confused for a boy then it's probably something else that gives you away, like your voice or the way you dress.

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>>5475732
Yrs.

Does anybody have Kaylas cock picture?

>>5475733
my best bet is her james earl jones voice

>>5475737
Nothing has changed in one year, huh

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>>5475748
forgot le anima

>>5475739
>implying kayla isn't samefagging right now

>>5475739
yes, in my fap folder and i have three pics

>>5475755
Post it family
I am starting to collect this shit now

>>5475733
>oh fuck off that is literally the profile of a a girl
boy srry

>If you're getting confused for a boy
I don't go outside so I wouldn't know

>>5475740
probably

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>>5475751
It all had the potential of changing. I was so close to starting a new life. SO close to finally being happy. Then it all got torn away from me by something I couldnt control. A family member I had come out to and they claimed to support me in the end but turned their back on me the second it became inconvenient for them. Now im back to where I started with less hope for the future then ever.
A year ago I planned on killing myself if I turned 26 and was in the same position I was in 2015 when I turned 25. Looks like this will be my final year on this shitty planet.

Is it gay if I fall in love with my mtf friend?

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>>5475727
>>5475732
>>5475751
tfw when you're you

>>5475770
whatever

>>5475770
are you mtf

alright, feelin sleepy. goin to bed. later familia

>>5475782
nitee

>>5475781
no

>>5475788
are you a man

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>>5475767
Pricks. Well it's good that everyone in my family is dead I guess so I don't have to go through this. I'll probably follow you next year because I am tired of being alone.

>>5475792
yes

>>5475796
do you want to touch them on the peen

>>5475801
only if they ask for it, necessarily i'm not bothered either way.

>tfw fat

>>5475803
doesn't sound gay so far
you're probably bi if you don't mind touching cocks though
so why do you like them (the person)?

>>5475814
because they are extremely qt, appearance and personality wise

>>5475820
totally probably not gay then

>>5475824
phew, it doesn't matter anyway because i'd have to [spoiler]overcome my crippling social anxiety[/spoiler] to even consider asking them out

>tfw you had wrapped in paper before you used tape to tuck
>tfw the paper moved
>tfw you have duct tape firmly attached to your pubic hair

I want srs like next week

>tfw regularly solicit for pictures of boytinklers on gaygen then picture them how they would feel inside me
yes i am this pathetic

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>>5475832
If it's any consolation it doesn't get better it just gets worse
no wait, that's not consolation
well shit

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>>5475851
th-thanks

>>5475851
oh my god that masculine hand looks like mine

>>5475861
pale?
I never go outside and my hands are translucent.

>tfw no one has ever loved me
>tfw no one will ever love me
>tfw shouldnt even exist
>tfw will die alone without a doubt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWXVhqHzau4

shes so cute :3

>>5475874
no, i mean

veiny
big
wide
thick knuckles
ugly

>>5475875
>tfw i was supposed to be aborted but thanks to christians i was born

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I'm kind of in a weird situation (but I guess who isn't here). I'm starting to come to terms with my womanliness internally, it's something that's at least been in the back of my mind for as long as I can remember and has come back to haunt me recently, but the idea of coming out is kinda troubling.

I know my parents would be supportive and I'm in a fairly progressive community so that's not the issue, the problem is I'm trying to lose weight and finally not become a hamplanet for the first time in my life, and I don't even want to think about transitioning until I hit my goal weight because I'm a vain bitch (currently about 100lbs overweight so it's kind of a big deal). I've been doing well and I'm on track to hit my goal by the end of 2016, the issue is what to do until then. I'm really feeling the pressure and anxiety of coming out, but since I'm not really gonna do much about it until I get closer to my goal, how the fuck is that gonna work for that whole year in between?

I guess what I'm asking is what is the gestation period here? Can I just say "mom dad I think I'm a lady" and then just sort of be a dude for an extended period of time? Seems kind of weird to announce it and then do pretty much nothing about it (except voice training which I'm working on) for a while.

I might be able to hold it in until the end of the year but fuck, it's already pretty painful right now. How the fuck do I call myself a woman and just not be a woman?

>>5475900
Might as well get on a waiting list now, tell your parents asap.

>>5475902
A waiting list? What do you mean by that?

>>5475904
to see a doctor and/or a therapist?

I've utterly lost any self confidence I had. For a few months there I could go out in public presenting female and feel good about myself and I was the most comfortable I've ever been and now I can't even imagine why I felt that way, I just see the most disgusting man in the mirror and have lost all hope for the future.
Im ready for this year to be over.

>>5475448
>point something out to my friend
>notice my disgusting hands
>ruins my entire day
Nice

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>>5475915
Shovels anon. After a certain size they are called shovels.

>>5475927
>manhands

>>5475915
Take selfie in bathroom
Open file on pc
Uglier then ever

>2016

Tfw a freak and inferior for being a tranny

I cry every time :'(

>>5475875
26 and never gone on any form of date, it's too late for me now everyone in my age group has their shit together and I'm still an awkward teen when it comes to things like this. I can't wait for my inevitable suicide.

>>5475952
Still have time, most college grads are only couple yrs younger

>>5475952
Iktf :'(

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It's 2016!~!!!~~
>>5475840
Do it.
>>5475952
Ask someone you want to get to know better if they want to go with you to eat at a place.
Be the heroine. Girls can ask people out too, you know.