MTFG - big fat hon face edition

Reminder that kayla is a fetishist

>>5463748
Oh god why that picture.

Repeat for getting the point across

>every girl that ever whored herself out on the internet is a fetishist

I'm glad you're perfectly reasonable and totally not at all full of shit.

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I suggest killing this edition asap by posting a pic with every response because OP is a straight man.

>>5463760
the vast majority of trans sex workers are homosexual or bisexual. are we saying that there are gay fetishists now?

>>5463760
>fetishist posting their dick
>just whoring themselves out just like cis
>miss cock

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friendly reminder that happy kayla is a qt

Why is there a minecraft server in OP, how long has that been there?

>>5463779
yes

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>>5463789
Cat Peridot is of utmost importance.

>>5463779
Homosexual as in mtfs into men or mtfs into women?

>>5463779
Don't try and reason with them, they're shit posters.

>>5463789
>>5463797
autism

>>5463789
I want kayla's futa dick to make me happy

>>5463772
A straight man is just a trans lesbian in denial anyways.

Women are all whores, you are all whores. Discuss.

>>5463790
Hitler destroyed it!

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>>5463797
yes

>>5463789
Made a new trip there, kayla?

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Good morning mtfg

>>5463808
It's not a futa dick unless you have a vagina as well.

>>5463815
Good. It's autistic. The last thing we need is for more autists making transsexualism seem like a symptom of autism.

>>5463822
CATS

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>>5463802
<3

>>5463820
Watermelon

>>5463822
you wake late lol, morning

>>5463814
assuming ur the same anon in the last thread then the issue with ur logic is that u say women are only women if they're whores cus u say so

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>>5463772
i hope you're referring to the op and not the person in the op

>>5463822
Morning, how did you sleep?

Anyone use discord and is there a new link for it?

>>5463822
oh my god that's adorable > <

hi kuppy

>>5463821
but what did she mean by this?

>>5463856
https://discord.gg/0XFIQ4xa7RdCpEUP

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do u pass?

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>40 degrees F
>5 more days till my peacoat comes in mail
soo cold yet so worth it

>>5463864
Every thread?

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>>5463370
>the image was deleted as requested

>>5463394
yes
I have an identical twin so it'd be more obvious

>>5463440

>>5463864
Not yet.

>>5463864
yeah,
is dis some sorta meme that u keep posting it?

post kayla's man penis!

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>>5463822
Morning!

>>5463871
>>5463876
it's an important question and i didn't get enough responses last time

>>5463873
oh

>>5463877
go away you gross fuck

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>>5463864
I don't think so but people say I do/could
I think maybe with makeup
I don't have any girlmode pics though

>>5463883
y?

>>5463882
stop avatarfagging with red pandas you filthy gook.

>>5463885
I just want to see your gt, kayla.

>>5463883
Depending on whether or not I allow myself to be relaxed.
When I'm relaxed I do a little bit.

>>5463886
Little eyeliner and stronger eyebrows and you will pass just fine.

>>5463890
If I was kayla I'd be showing you
can you find your shemale porn elsewhere

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>>5463864
actually no i don't

>>5463868
>tfw snow weather arrives
>tfw first scarf ever and new gloves with fur cuffs

it's gay as fuck but i like it

>>5463790
I saw it and felt like playing it again but its been empty every time and these threads made me think twice. This is the first time I've seen it mentioned in these threads beside the time I asked about it the other day and got completely ignored.

How many of these threads do you go through in a day?

>>5463862
Thank you

>>5463886
you look like a cis lesbian to me

>>5463887
i'm just curious to know really

>>5463894
what does relaxation have to do with it? i don't get it

>>5463901
just a couple, you'll go mad otherwise

>>5463799
As in relative to your real biological sex. Homosexual = into men
Heterosexual = into women

>>5463900
post pics of new scarf

Would you date another mtf, mtfg?

>>5463904
I have to be relaxed otherwise my eyes are really shitty and I look stressed as fuck.
Gross emotions = gross picture.

>>5463903
No problem anon.

>>5463912
>real biological sex
oh fuck off.

>>5463917
Nah i prefer dudes

>>5463917
Under normal circumstances, no.
In special circumstances, yes.

>>5463812
Likewise transbians are just bisexuals in denial of their cocklust. All men are at least a little gay deep down and yearn to have their bp filled, especially nerdy betas who pop girlpills.

>>5463917
As long as they aren't too crazy sure why not.

>>5463900
what are the reasons and what are you doing about them?

>>5463918
i see. post a pic maybe?

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>>5463917

>>5463917
If they would let me mooch off of them

>>5463919
truth hurts I guess

>>5463864
no, i don't
maybe as a drag queen

>>5463917
i'm more into guys 2bh

>>5463917
Yes absolutely. I'm not really too concerned with what gender someone is, I just like people.

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>>5463927
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahh hell
why not I havent slept in a while anyways might as well have fun

>>5463917
I prefer other male people, so yes.

>>5463930
genotypes v phenotypes
if you want to troll have you considered punching up?

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>>5463917
well I am rn, soooo

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I actually hate my glasses though.
So fucking massive like
I used to have small ones but nooooooooooooo
they had to get eaten by my dog

>>5463917
But that's forbidden love! (Yes.)

>>5463934
for all i know you could be a 6'2 doughboy, but judging by your face i think you look feminine enough to pass well

>>5463940
Hows the dog?

>>5463934
Nice angle bro

>>5463917
Idk tbqh

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>>5463945
Still eating whatever he can.
Ate up a love poem I wrote a few months ago.
Kinda miss it.

>>5463943
I'm 5'10"
Its a shitty picture either way.
Thank you though^^

>>5463947
Thanks friend.

>>5463901
>How many of these threads do you go through in a day?
anywhere from 1-infinite, usually 2-4

>>5463914
seems like a great way for me to get bullied again desu, it's a nice scarf though and i've got a good black/grey motif going on overall

>>5463927
beard shadow, body, presentation ; booking for electro, continuing HRT and trying to max/min my diet to burn male fat and build female fat more quickly, practicing voice and physical presentation before i go fulltime as my mannerisms are already pretty gay but not enough to carry me

Everybody knows trans girls are just cis girls who received a curse from a dumb witch that put stupid dicks in between their legs.
Right???

>>5463955
>good black/grey motif going on
Sounds pretty masculine bro

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>>5463904
>>5463894
Are you guys sure? I feel like I couldn't pass at all....

>>5463964
i actually wear a pink/violet leopard print scarf since a few years even in full boy presentation

no one ever complained much

>>5463960
I wouldn't mind the dick if I still had a vagina as well.

>>5463955
>seems like a great way for me to get bullied again desu
post it on skype, I don't save pics

>>5463980
HAHAHAHAHA

Like anyone is going to believe that you fucking rapist

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>>5463964
if you want i can buy a bunch of rainbow wristbands and wear them all up the arms of my jacket

>>5463969
you're more ftm than mtf if you catch my drift

you have basically nothing to worry about

>>5463969
Iunno
I have frayed opinions because I tend to be a completely trashy cunt with bad opinions.
At least normally.

>>5463973
Same.
I don't get why anybody would ever want a dick though.
Like its so
Fucking dumb in my view.
I wish I could understand why people want to have a dick in between their legs.

>>5463989
I enjoy that image.
Just thought I would waste your time by saying this.

>>5463955
Just post the scarf by itself it doesn't have to be on you idiot

>>5463954
no problem and i meant it sincerely. i think if you lost a bit of the babyfat and make your eyebrows obviously more feminine, you'd be well on your way

>>5463955
i see and good luck. how old are you btw?

>>5463969
i have no reason to lie to you. you're cute, but you look like a cis lesbian

>>5463999
Oh, thank you!
And yeah that is after ~33 hours of no sleep.
Kinda look disheveled huh
I also just lost 50 lbs from 185
idk if I can lose more really.

>>5463999
Disgustingly bad advice, neck yourself you retard.

Keep the 'baby fat'

Anyone here ever had the following problem
so i thought about going out in full girlmode last weekend
i thought well, the day when i have to out myself to my friends and everyone will come one day and i'll have to learn to give no fucks
so i thought why not start now and not give fucks
but in the end
i did go out in normal boymode and i don't know why i'm caring so much

>>5463757
we know, ese

>>5464012
Calm down, I think this person was in good intentions.
I don't mind it, ya don't need to go and tell someone trying to help me to neck themselves.
Well I guess this is 4chan after all.

>>5464015
>Anyone here ever had the following problem
>friends
nope

fact: women are genetically predisposed to be terrible at comedy. And art. And music.And mathematics.

>>5464011
wow that's awesome. i have a lot of respect for people who can lose a lot of weight and keep it off. 5'10 and 135lb is actually pretty skinny, so you don't need to lose anything

>>5464012
hey now, no need to be so rude. if you don't agree, just say so

>>5464035
if women are so bad at comedy then why is my life such a huge joke?

>>5464047
Because you're a man

>>5464047
it's a bad joke

>>5464047
Your life = Great Unintentional Comedy

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i thought we were posting images to kill the rude OP? but instead we're on that 5:1 post:image ratio

>>5463995
someone else made it for me, thank anon instead

>>5463998
but that's stupid because i'm wearing it to be warm in this chilling canadian winter

>>5463999
>how old are you btw?
not too old but not young enough v_v

>>5463934
You have a cute little smirk desu

>>5464039
Yeah, its kinda all spare skin since I lost it so quick
Actually trying to gain it back because it was all lost because of the flu ;;

>>5464054
I did not notice that.
Hmm
I guess it just happened I guess.
Thank you though <3

>>5464053
But you posted it, without you posting it idk if I would have seen it ever.
So I guess I'm thanking you and anon?

>>5464053
Nothing rude about the truth, hopefully he sees it and it pushes him further to suicide

>>5463999
>you're cute, but you look like a cis lesbian
Thanks so much anon
Maybe I'll work up the courage to come out soon

>>5464047
fact #667: Women don't understand comedy

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>>5464035
>tfw math major
>school subject that I'm best at
>my cis sister is better at it than ne

>>5464039
Im 5'7 and 105lbs
Are you proud of me ?

fact: women are worthless parasites only useful for fucking and cooking

>>5464083
Fact: you're a cunt

fact: keanu reeves is really hot and i want him in my bed

anyone here ever thinks you'll never find love
and instead will probably be beaten up for being trans

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>tfw you don't know if you're being delusional when you feel like you could pass with some effort if you you're delusional when you feel like a man beast

>>5464055
you lost 50lbs from a flu? wtf. i don't remember ever getting sick from a flu and i don't take the flu shots either --tinfoilhat--

>>5464053
>not too ld but not young enough
best not to compare yourself and good luck to you

>>5464069
i don't understand why you seem to have such a low self-esteem ie. not already knowing you're cute? besides, you look like my cis friend

https://unsee.cc
/tupinazo/

>>5464118
Consistent puking
No appetite
It was fucking miserable.

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pshhht gurl u wanna suk muh dik?
sk muh d bb

>>5464082
i'm 5'6 and 125lbs so if anything i just feel fat now

>>5464125
no ty

>>5464114
Go to bed, it's too late for you to be doing this.

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>>5464131
y nut? heheheh

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>>5464098
what about no to both?

>>5464065
you're welcome slaaasVOA

>>5464067
but why

>>5464118
thanks senpai

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>>5464132
I will!

Just wish I could find out tbhon, not even feeling sad atm just worried i'm being really delusional.

>>5464139
I feel like a cunt for doing this
But its !IslaaasVOA

>>5464143
How do I pronounce the exclamation mark?

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>>5464118
I have very very low self confidence when it comes to trans stuff, largely because people seem to think I'm an attractive dude which seems like it would function at a cross-purpose to being a cute girl

>tfw have a 5head even by male standards

Is there any hope of passing?

>>5464139
Because he's an even bigger embarrassment than you which is quite an achievement.

>>5464149
Incoherent screaming.

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>>5464143
!! is just the indicating prefix for a tripcode output, putting !! manually is like writing an [inhale] character before a written phrase

but i will respect your prenouns in the future

Anyone else on FetLife? I don't even mind the chasers there, desu. At least it means I get some attention.

>>5464153
Bangs
Surgery

>>5464160
No there is an I
Like instead of s
its an I
Like capitol i

>>5464150
i think there are different aspects, both masculine and feminine, that contribute to being an "attractive dude" and none of yours seem to be masculine so feel better knowing they're easily transferable

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>>5464153
Bangs?
I can even hide my shitty forehead but brow is a bigger problem.

>>5464166
This is a good point
I've always been "cute" attractive but never "handsome" attractive

i'm starting my rap career soon. rate my flow niggas

im on a boat
im on a muthafuckin boat yeah
bitch ass nigga watch me spit a rhyme
ya niggas cannot compare
ho pass me the thyme
pimpin hoes cappin fools dead
yo yo yo nigga tunechi beats by dre da best
bubble butt
duck
kill whitey

>>5464139
stop pretending to be jormy

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>>5464178
What will your rap name be?

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>>5464165
oh god i've fucked up bad this time slaaasVOA

>>5464158
still rude

>>5464189
um

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Have any of you ever bleached your hair at home?

I don't want to go to a salon, I cut my hair on my own and my gf's mom dyes it for me so I'm a bit of DYI bitch. Is it too complex of a process?

>>5464187
$andy Vag$ yo

>>5464192
>tfw hair is too dark to bleach without making it look like shit or orange

http://strawpoll.me/6400138

http://strawpoll.me/6400138

http://strawpoll.me/6400138

>>5464205
shit senpai that's my everyday.

welcome to sheen 2.0:

http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1451445282250.jpg

>>5464205
DON'T look at her or you'll steal her soul

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>>5464190
holy fuck i need new glasses

IslaaasVOA

i assumed it was a secure trip

>>5464215
That
was what i tried to say
oops
I guess Im a bad communicator

>>5464205
>staring at anybody
why

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>>5464192
I bleached it and then dyed it
it depends
What's your current color and where do you want to end up?

>>5464221
it's partly my autism and glasses, because you said the S was an L and i was like, oh but that's totally nonsensical because i can see that it's definitely an S and the first two characters are definitely !! so clearly etc

>>5464192
i bleached my butthole hair at home

>>5464243
why not epilate it?

>>5464242
Makes sense.

>>5464256
>autistic spergbabble
>making sense
lol

>>5464251
Why not laser it off

>>5463938
Punching up would require trolling pol and they're not exactly high hanging fruit

>>5463939
>>5463940

All your SU pics just make me wonder NEW SU WHEN

>>5464264
No the !Is
looks similar to
!!s

>>5464264
sans-serif default fonts are a huge problem

>>5464266
sorry I didn't realise you had autism, I guess you were punching up all along.

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>tfw you're sitting in a movie theatre with an old friend, and in conversation they casually out you by mentioning your "sex change" a bit too loudly
Oh my god I want to die right now

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>>5464233
My current colour is black (natural colour is dark brown) but I want white highlights at the the tips of my hair. I don't want to go anywhere near my roots, only the end of my locks.

Btw, you look qt.

>>5464280
justifiable homocide

>>5464243
You know it's the butthole itself you're supposed to bleach - not the hair - right?

>>5464280
Few people will probably miss him if that's his idea of loud, public conversation.

>>5464280
At least you aren't watching batman.

>>5464286
>Black to white
Is it naturally black or dyed black?
If it's naturally black, you're not going to be able to straight to white without difficulty. If you want to attempt it, you'd have to do it in stages with hair repair inbetween so it wouldn't crack/fall off. I had difficulty going to white and my hair is naturally dirty blonde.
Also, you're a total qt as well, I'm super jealous of your hair desu

>>5464296
KEK

>>5464287
Homiecide*

>>5464280
How did they all react?

Gnight

>>5464298
Tbh I felt as if it would be a well placed joke.

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>tfw scarlet jahansson

also why tf are we using this general??? the OP is rude af

>>5464297
It's dyed black.
So I'd basically have to bleach a few times to get a chance at white hair? What's hair repair? The whole process sounds difficult tb-h fa-m.

Oh and thank you for the compliment.

>>5464287
I wasn't about to make a scene. There were stern words in the car. I'm sad I wasn't more immediate and direct, with lethal force.

>>5464294
I havn't seen him in years. I never had "the talk" with him. I guess I have now.

>>5464296
Little victories.

>>5464300
Nobody did anything, but they definitely heard.
Just kill me please

>>5464310
If it's dyed that color, you could do a decolorant first (Kinda like a bleach but it targets dyes and doesn't damage hair nearly as much) and then jump in with an actual bleach
What color is your hair naturally?

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You girls are the worst

tfw you'll never poz elanna

>>5464310
Oh, also, hair repair would be using deep conditioners (I.E. coconut oil and olive oil) to restore your hair's oil/protien content so you don't obliterate its structure with bleach

>>5464316
>tfw you will never suck a spooky skeleton's bone(r)
why live

>>5464313
>What color is your hair naturally?
Dark brown.

>so you don't obliterate its structure with bleach
Oh that sounds kinda terrifying.

>>5464280
You should have slapped them while cursing them out in Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAqpAtPpX7M

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>>5464319

>>5464307
I agree, op is a faggot

>>5464313
>What color is your hair naturally?
she said her natural color is brown a thousand times and you are still asking this question. are you retarded?

>>5464332
>Oh that sounds kinda terrifying
it's a bit spooky but if you're just doing the tips then absolute worst-case scenario you could just cut off the bleached stuff.
With dark brown hair, I think it *should* be possible.
I'd say go for it. As long as you waited two or so days between sessions it shouldn't damage your hair too badly as long as you use deep conditioners on it for a good while afterwards.
If I did it to my entire head I'm sure you could do it to the tips

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>>5464325
Shut up

>>5464340
She only said it once and I happened to miss it
chill

>>5464341
Cool thanks for the tips might give it a try.

>>5464346
>chill
don't tell me what to do

>>5464340
If you're going to be a bitch to other girls who look better than you at least do it with your trip on Kayla.

>tfw you just shit out what is essentially a BBC

I'm ready to get blacked

>people who don't believe agp exists
>>>/d/6588519
Try again.

>>5464334
Next time I totally will desu

>>5464351
lmao

>>5464371
like they curse in the matrix, the japanese one, not english

>>5464371
>tfw elanna will never slap you while screaming in a language you don't understand
i used to be happy with what i had, but not any more

i had a bunch of peanut butter with weed in it im high as fuck sup

>>5464364
Gr8 b8 m8, I congratul8 & r8 8/8.

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I'm sad
Cheer me up?

>>5464400
At least you're not a hon.

>>5464319
;_;

>>5464376
I have never seen the matrix in Japanese ;_;

>>5464377
;___;
I could learn Russian as well

>>5464386
You just stuffed a bunch of weed into peanut butter?

I-is that good?

benis vagina'd :D

http://i.4cdn.org/d/1451106339760.gif

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Sitting at mall today,
All girls walking by were so dainty and petite

>>5464415
Yeah, try it.

>>5464400
kill yourself my man

>>5464411
I couldn't ask you to put in that sort of effort when you probably want to be on the other end of a slap.

>>5464415
you have to bake it but yeah it's an easy way to make edibles

you can use nutella too

>>5464420
what are you looking at girls for perv?

>>5464421
Do you grind it up? I don't understand.

>>5464400
What's wrong
Nice double dubs btw

>>5464407
Russian is easy
"Cyka blyad" is all you gotta say

>>5464427
oh thanks.

>>5464430
Killing time before appointment

>>5464431
Nope, just dump all the nuggets in the jar and stir it. Or you can just dip the nuggets in peanut butter, that's good too.

>>5464407
That doesn't matter

>>5464424
Did it twice and he'll kept throwing me out :/

>>5464432
Just dysphoria
Had a talked with my surgeon and kind of went off on him

>>5464431
grind up all the weed

mix it with a bunch of peanut butter

put it on tin foil

put in the oven at like 350°

wait ten minutes


take out butter and eat with your hands like a troglodyte or spread it on something


I prefer to use nutella to make fire crackers as opposed to plane
peanut butter

>>5464390
>b8
it's literally the textbook definition of auto gyne philia.

>>5464047
kek, ironically that's actually a really funny post kayla

>>5464444
Oh damn
I hope you're gonna be ok

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>tfw can't pass as a qt lesbian irl

>>5464114
i
k
t
f

>>5464114
she's cis
>>5464460

>>5464415
firecrackers m8
>>5464431

>>5464307
but noelle's gone and lily rarely posts anymore, so now we have to pick on kiwi and sheen instead

>>5464472
>we have to
Are you 12?

>>5464444
Damn check those quads

>>5464457
I will be
I was just upset with him because he said the same bullshit as he did with two of my friends who went to him

>>5464472
I thought Xmas card was nice

>>5464477
What bullshit did he say?

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>>5464426
Y-yeah, I kinda do, and then some

>>5464479
"Oh you're only 25% down with swelling and should be fine as long as you continue with massages"

"Oh your voice will come back to normal"

"Oh you look fine, there's no need for concern"

>>5464482
>openly discussing your sexual fetishes in a thread meant primarily for offering advice to people who might otherwise commit suicide
literally zero class, I bet you'd fuck a guy in a morgue

>>5464483
wait what surgeon??

>>5464477
What I've learned from your experience is to not trust zukowski

I'm really sorry you're going through this :\

>>5464475
Fuck off nazi

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>>5464490
>not wanting to skull fuck the dead

>>5464491
Zukowski

>>5464493
It's ok
I got the same shit about not trusting any plastic surgeons.

>>5464498
I leave for an hour or two and come back to this. Why do i come back.

>>5464505
Well yeah, they're all going to lie to your face to get more money, not like they care. But I mean *literally* do not trust him to do surgery because it really sounds like he's incredibly unprofessional.

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>>5464490
No need to get this upset over one lewd post.

>>5464468
I don't doing weed. I have no idea what this means.

>>5464495
You could have answered "yes" with the same result, you know.

>>5464511
After talking with many different patients from every popular ffs surgeon, I came to the conclusion that they all lie.

>>5464519
I wonder how to find less known ones honestly

>>5464516
google it

hey whoever made this thread is fucked up tho

>>5464490
>4chan
>suicide help line
more delusional then me thinking im a woman tbdesu

>tfw kinda want to be slapped too

>>5464526
Who knows.

I think my ffs went ok, but could've been much better.

>>5464537
it's literally something a high school girl would do

>>5464533
Why do people smoke it when they can do this?

>>5464547
it costs more to get high through edibles then smoking

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>pre hrt, look like shit even in photos
>6months on hrt, look less shit as a boy in photos
>12months hrt, able to take photos that look okay and borderline girly
But as soon as i walk in front of a mirror, pull hair back from the forehead. I look like shitty guy again. How do i fix this?! ._.

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OP is a loser edition
today a regular customer said i look different
i told him i've been losing weight and they seemed unsatisfied with that answer
/blog
seeya later /mtfg/

>>5464545
tfw this is high school

>>5464557
Stop pulling your hair back in front of mirrors.

>>5464557
Become delusional? idk maybe make-up if don't yet.

>>5464558
grats on that titty-skittle magic.

>>5464561
Ehee, chuckled a little.
>>5464562
I dont want to be more delusional of my appearance looking better than it is in reality .
No dont use make-up, eyeliner sometimes..
How does thay work on forehead anyway

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>>5464445
>>5464468
>tfw you've never had firecrackers yet
yumeeeeeeeeee

>>5464202
Bleach it once make it ugly orange. Next day bleach again and use a purple /blue primer to get it white or keep it and its blonde.

fucked it up
get in here sluts
synchtu dot be/r/mtfg9
synchtu dot be/r/mtfg9
synchtu dot be/r/mtfg9

>>5464566
Making the rest of you're face more feminine could help the forehead be less annoying.

>>5464573
What is this?

>>5464575
Yeah some girls with large foreheads are super pretty

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>tfw 36 inch ribcage circumference

>>5464566
Seriously, your forehead isn't something to worry about because it's so easy to cover it with bangs.

>>5464579
Iktf
How tall are you anon?

>>5464585
5'8"

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>mfw I come back and this edition wasnt killed off by pic posting
Failures the lot of you.

>>5464590
B-but anon gets mad if we spam anime pics ;~;

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>>5464592
anon senpai is always mad

>>5464592
Yeah but ignore them.

>>5464590
I would've helped but i only have webMs from /wsg/

>>5464593
#NotAllAnons

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>>5464592
Maybe anon won't go nuts if it's not anime.

>>5464593
but im always sad

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>>5464593
>ywn make anon happy
y liv

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>>5464590
I'll contribute

>>5464588
;_;
I don't know what to say anon
Don't give up though

>>5464599
Some anon will always find a reason to be mad

>>5464602
Do you really want to make anon happy?

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>>5464593
>>5464602
Dont worry about that anon. Make this anon happy.

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What's your birthstone mtfg??

post it! We dont have enough images in here

>>5464599
>if it's not anime

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>>5464610
My birthstone is a chaos emerald.

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>>5464599
>not anime

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>>5464607
My shoulders are weird as fuck too. They slope like a girl's but they're super wide as well.

>body too girly to be a man
>body too masculine to be a woman

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>>5464600
Will anime help? ;_;

>>5464602
idk ;___;

>>5464598
I know not all anons, but there's usually one ;~;

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Check out this anime.

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>>5464610
What stone is that?

>>5464610
Ruby

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>>5464610
Here you go gem senpai.

>>5464611
Woah there buddy, lets not get too crazy in here.

>>5464619
We match Anon!

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>>5464609
Ok :D

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>>5464623

sup desu f.a.m. i have wifi at my house now so i can do shit like this:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kDVrbjXZqS

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>>5464625
Elanna is a lesbian? When did this happen?

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>>5464609
How should we do that?

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>>5464630
I'm not a lesbian I'm bi >:[

>>5464618
neat

>>5464627
Omg now we have to wear matching clothes and stuff.

>>5464628
Spanish!

>>5464634
Bi masterrace

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>>5464619
>>5464623
>>5464627
Hi March girls!

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>>5464633
Post animoo Jormpai.

>>5464634
Whoa when did that happen!?

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>tfw u get to the mall then realise u didn't tuck properly

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>>5464579
smaller then the cyborg

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How do I achieve happiness?

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>>5464610
Pic related

>>5464618
Best part of this short is that one guy made it

>>5464642
A bit ago, I did some soul searching back in November.

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>>5464643
pop into the ladies and retake it

>>5464634
The superior sexuality

>>5464643
Come on senpai, don't embarrass us by wearing girl clothes and having your dong wave around for all to see.

>>5464646
Let go of all earthly attachments and become one with the universe.

>>5464643
Post outfit

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>>5464647
November? When did that happen?

>>5464590
>>5464592
>>5464593
>>5464597
>>5464598
>>5464599
>>5464607
>>5464608
>>5464610
>>5464612
>>5464617
But I like anime and you're allowed to post pictures just make them relevant. I think you all misunderstand me??

>>5464639
si.

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>>5464639
>>5464641
march babies best babies

>>5464657
I'm putting you on my next anon tier list as rule-13-anon desu. I like your dedication.

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>>5464657
>making anime reaction images relevant
NAW.

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>>5464619
opal

I used to think it was dumb and fake looking when I was a kid, but it's actually really pretty

>>5464623
cool!

aquamarine is my favorite type of quartz, besides like amethyst maybe

>>5464647
>>5464621
nice, rubies are cute

my sister's a ruby

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>>5464663
>tfw February baby

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>>5464649
>popping into the ladies when u look like a guy
Pls

>>5464653
>implying I wear girls clothes

>>5464655
It's just skinny jeans and a long top, pretty basic

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What are you listening to mtfg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c58su9LuI_A

>>5464656
Idk, like I thought I was straight, but it's become pretty clear over the time that I've been single that I like girls too. November was around the point where I was like "ok, I guess I'm bi"

>>5464677
Are you girl mode or tucking just cuz?

>>5464678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFOF47nalCY

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>>5464678
I mean like the month of November. When did it happen?