MTFG - transgirl general

>spiro killed my gt so I can't enjoy boygasms
>anal doesn't feel good so I can't enjoy girl gasps
Just kill me

>tfw not sure if you look feminine or just weird

>>5460697
just needs a good girl with a good strap to get awesome girl gasp. :3

>>5460697
>>5460702
Gasms****

>you will never murder a disgustingly ugly gay delusional nigger

>mtfg will never reach 1000 posts before image limit ever again
Avatarfags get OUT

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https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/adk174fm0zmv2eih

>>5460716
What does your image contribute to any of the posts in this thread?

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umm wat?

>>5460721
What does the anime images contribute to this thread

>tfw gf prepping right now for me to pound her bp

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>>5460721
Got em

>>5460732
Almost none of them do. That's my point, there's a global rule against posting with an avatar that nobody follows.

If she was posting about the show it'd be fine.

>>5460740
>she

Oh I'm laffin

>>5460721
>>5460732
anime pictures let them project themselves as cute. it's why people like edie posts pics of her face all the time, because she doesn't need other faces to feel cute unlike avatarfags.

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>>5460733

Looks like I'm going to be returning one Christmas gift
This nighttime noise maker isn't helping me sleep and I've never had this many ridiculous dreams in a row before

>>5460748
Edie shouldn't post pics of herself either tbhon unless she's specifically talking about how she looks in the post.

howdy

>>5460748
This. The people who avatar are usually just men with a trans girl fetish that are autistic and took it too far so they convinced themselves they were trans as well, most likely to have a better shot to date a trans girl because they'd be in the community. Korra is a prime example of this.

>>5460748
what does it mean when I dont post any pictures?

>>5460765
you aren't an attentionwhore

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S-stop posting anime images on an anime image board!

>>5460768
oh. I didnt expect a nice response. Thanks!

>>5460770
>4chan was originally created based off an anime board over a decade ago so im going to post random anime images on boards that have nothing to do with anime XD

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>>5460751
That image never gets old but that wasn't me you replied to

>>5460755
oh i agree, it's just the same concept as the avatarfags except she passes reasonably and looks okay so she doesn't need to hide behind anime images

>>5460770
I love anime and like when people talk about it in these threads I just want people to stop avataring

>>5460776
I know, I would keep the text and replace the photo with a better one. It is pretty iconic to mtfg.

I see a boy in the mirror today. I feel like I should be dysphoric about it, but it's an attractive boy that I'm weirdly ok with.

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>>5460777
But edie does post manga sometimes

>>5460791
Still basically posting with an avatar. Unless she comments on the manga in the post

Morning /mtfg/. Anyone else just waking up on the wonderful west coast of the US of A?

>>5460791
Hehehe I love this picture.

>>5460790
If you're not feeling bad about then whatever, right?

>>5460790
>attractive as a boy
>hon as a girl
>tears me up on the inside
I wish it gave me peace of mind sometimes like that anon

>>5460801
She rarely does
And don't forget about the sassy women she posts

>>5460811
Pretty much whatever, ya. Weird feeling though. It's like fat loss and a haircut has brought me back to where I started seven years ago face-wise.

>>5460816
That's closer to a reaction image which are fine imho senpai

>>5460822
But why does it matter on what people posts?

>>5460827
Because anime is badwrong and for agp fetishists REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5460751
>tfw Angie's personality is just this guy desperately trying to be seen as not being this guy,

>>5460827
The images makes the threads hit image limit and another thread has to be made which is a little annoying.

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>>5460833
Lmao honestly when autists cry about it im more motivated than ever to post anime since it triggers them

>>5460827
There's a 150 image limit on threads, and a 1000 post limit. We always fill the image limit first because of avatar posts at which point we make a new thread. It makes it hard to keep track of threads when there's so many new ones every day.

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Hey MTFG just checking in for the Holidays! Tell me what you think!!

>>5460833
>>5460839
But I like anime >>5460779
I just don't like fifty threads a day

>>5460834
Haha what?

>>5460840
If you can't keep up with something as simple as multiple threads being thrown around, then you may want to get a brain scan

>>5460842
Hi Swift

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>>5460842
I think me and my gf are both in love with taytay

Also, I'm now an avatarfag but I'm going to use one closer to my age, personality, and bone structure

>>5460842
Cute but a little late for Christmas

>tfw some day ur going to be so pretty
:)

>>5460849
I can keep track, but I browse from my phone and it's old and takes a long time to load all the images in a thread. Plus with 5 threads a day if I want to see older posts I have to wait for all of them to load and see if that's the thread that contains it.

But call me brain damaged that's fine too.

>>5460852
Faye ur my favorite shitpister lol

>>5460864
Okay let's all cater to your needs

>>5460845
I love anime personally and I do try to avoid posting too many pictures because it can get annoying

>>5460870
Regardless it's a global rule

>>5460858
Hopefully we will all know that someday.

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>>5460872
Anime today is too random and fast paced, in my day it was real, and American, and full of heroes you could root for

>>5460864
If you are so concerned about what people post (unless it's meant to be helpful) then I got some bad news for you

>>5460874
Avatarposting (like what korra does sometimes) is against da ruurs
Animeposting is fine to some degree

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>>5460874
Plus it's weird as fuck.

>im totes a girl u guise
>let me fill every post of mine with pictures of little cartoon children, sometimes in their underwear
>totes not a fetish u guise

>>5460879
u-ur my h-hero faye o////o

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>>5460879
how come its an american girl who is out shitposting the australians

>>5460879
You're probably watching the wrong kind of anime desu

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>>5460887
>caring about what is posted on a Cantonese meme board

>>5460892
Because America #1 baybee>>5460892

>>5460896
maybe the government spent billions developing faye as their ultimate shitposting weapon when she was in the army

>>5460887
No I don't care about that. I just miss 1000 post threads.

>>5460884
I'm not a shitposter I post helpful stuff usually.

>>5460886
Unless you're avataring with an anime picture?

>>5460895
post what you want im not stopping you. it just would be nice is some people here could contain their autism/pedophilia and at least TRY to pretend they are transitioning for the right reasons and not because they watched too much loli hentai

>>5460905
we had a 900 post thread yesterday

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How do I get my motivation back to keep going when I know i'll never pass and i'll always be a gross man thing?

It's really hard for me now and even if I set my mind to fix this shit I end up doing escapism because it's better than hurting myself.

I just want to transition properly and maybe pass if possible, I have no idea if i'm very delusional or not but my feedback has been negative and hugboxy.

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I'll be off
Farewell /mtfg/

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>>5460891
I'm not a hero, it's all about teamwork Scarlett/maddie

daily reminder that I'm trying to give away some hrt for anyone in the uk who needs it

>>5460895
This attitude is why everyone is so negative desu and is part of the problem

>>5460911
I know!! It was awesome we should do more of them

>>5460914
so what you are saying is you want hair down to your butt and a big strong american man to kiss your lips?

>>5460905
>No I don't care about that. I just miss 1000 post threads.
like literally why tho
>>5460914
o-oh my

The post to image ratio for a 1000 post/150 image thread would be 6.66, right now it's only 4.47. At this rate there will only be 670 posts by image limit. Let's do our best to make that higher!!

>>5460924
Because we actually talked about stuff to fill a thread instead of posting pictures to do it.

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>>5460909
>not transitioning because of your fetish

Its like you don't even have dedication m8. I'm disappointed are you even agp chaser???

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>>5460923
And a crossbow

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>>5460921
If you honestly care about what people post here, then you should rethink your life

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>>5460912

>>5460936
Part of the problem!!! If you want to wallow in negativity then you should think yours!

>>5460912
Hun you just have to take your pills and wait, lose some weight if you need too, the motivation will come when people start treating you differently

>>5460932
i mean, the thing is, it's not like there's a shortage of threads...there will always be a place to post. so like whatever

>>5460905
Just posting anime pictures is fine
>>5460912
Stop knowing that thing

>>5460946
Swear to god that Hun was an autocorrect >.>

>>5460947
But it's annoying for many reasons as outlined in my thesis >>5460864

>>5460935
Well who doesn't want a crossbow
>>5460937
>>5460912
I'm terrible at advice, so I really have to say is try to stick to it. Also keep trying different things and giving it your best shot. It'll be hard but unless you are a literal ogre then you'll be able to pass.

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>>5460945
But I'm not wallowing in negativity

>>5460952
oh ok, i get you now

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>>5460946
I have taken my pills and it's only effort on my part left and I just don't know how to keep going when I know i'll always look like a man no matter what I do, like I just can't get shit done even if I want to and end up playing video games and feeling like crap.

>>5460953
I am a literal ogre but i've been hugboxed a bit so maybe i'm delusional or maybe i'll just have to accept not passing but what I need is motivation to put some effort in and stop being a retard.

>>5460948
But not avataring with them!!

>>5460954
You're saying we shouldn't care about the quality of the place we hang out that's kinda wallowing desu

>>5460955
Yay I'm glad I got through to someone

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Good hairline is everything when it comes to passing.

>>5460950
You have no ide how often I have to re-read my posts before submitting because I don't wanna offend someone with "hun", but it's such a common term of endearment in the UK I use it in conversation with almost all females

>>5460935
surely a crossbow would be the easiest thing ever to acquire in the US
you could even put a sniper sight on the side

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>>5460961
>You're saying we shouldn't care about the quality of the place we hang out that's kinda wallowing desu

Only if you let the thread affect you negatively

Guys the ratio has gone down we're below 4 posts per image ;~;

>>5460971
It doesn't affect me negatively but I want to make it possible for it to affect me positively again

>>5460963

I've been told I have a good hairline
Except for my widow peak. >:

Okay. Take two.


My bus leaves at 11:35pm MST. Wish me luck, pray for me, etc. Just help me out, girls!

Let's compromise!! If you want to avatar post it to imgur instead! And then just tag your post that it's an avatar so members of the anti avatar brigade know not to open it

>>5460960
On a day to day basis most people won't really bother you, no matter what you look like. So i know this is kind of shitty advice but try not to think about it.

>>5460976
Yeah this thread cheered me up last night after feeling overwhelmed with starting transitioning. There is just so much to do and learn and i'm worried about my voice ever passing.

>>5460986
Good luck!

>>5460978
Do you have any baby hairs there? You could try makeup to mask it then.

>>5460990
Yeah! Yeah!! You'll pass I know it everyone's always hard on themselves and each other here but never let it get you down!!!

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>>5460989

>>5460978
when are you and your fiance getting married?
are you wearing a dress?
omg I am imagining you in a pretty wedding dress now and its making me squee
whats happened!
I used to like guy things!

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>>5461008
Is that estrogen, girl
It does wonderful things

>>5460998
Hehe can't tell if sarcasm or not but i'll take it!

>>5461008
Everyone should love wedding dresses they are beautiful.

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>>5460990
That's still not my biggest problem when it comes to transitioning, the problem I can't fix is that I cant get things done and things like practicing voice every day because I keep forgetting or I get sad and skip it.

No idea what to do.

I could deal with people being assholes and I think I could maybe pass because normies are stupid but only if I get my shit togheter ;_;

>>5461007
No no no that's an image with text in it but we want just plain text posts. But it's close, I think you're on the right track

>>5461012
Seriously not sarcasm don't let the tone of mtfg get you down. I think with enough effort we can make everyone stop hating each other here

>>5461011
it is, it really really is

>>5461012
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL

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>>5460993

N'aw. It's pokes pretty far down.

>>5461008

February, in the mountains. We've been engaged for a year.
And yes. A red one.

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>>5461008
I'll be going to her wedding.
:3c

>>5461014
You need friends to motivate you. Someone you already know that you can trust or make a new friend who can figure out just how much to push you without going too far.

>>5461014
Yeah i'm really bad about practicing my voice, i can never find a place to do it where i'm alone and comfortable enough to practice. I also keep putting off practicing make-up because too afraid i'll look like some kind of clown. I also need to lose like 20 pounds to be where i want to be but i can't get myself to exercise. But new year is coming up, we can both change right? Just have to get good habits and not beat ourselves up over nothing if we an try.

>>5461022
Well then thanks! Putting me in a good mood 'n shit.

>>5461035
AWWW xD

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>>5461039
I don't have any friends I really talk to but I think someone pushing me would help, my best friend is cis and doesn't know how to motivate a tranny.

>>5461046
I'm in such a good position to transition though and I don't know why I can't get it done, maybe too deep in my comfort zone and scared of ruining my days with dysphoria.

>pretty much never have to use my male voice
>no people around me
>neet
>very few people in my town know me
>supportive family
;_;

>>5460967
My girlfriend always uses Hun, I always act hurt until she tickles me and tells me to stop giving her shit

>>5461066
Stopping with the animoo images would be a step in the right direction. Also cutting down on masturbation.

>>5461014
>>5461046
Also when you have a big unmanageable mess of things you want to do I find it helps to break then into smaller pieces and make a list. Then every month pick something new and work on it until it becomes a habit.

>>5461066
You might be surprised what cis people can do. My best friend is cis and my bf is too and they're the biggest motivators in my life.

>>5461070
Yeah that's cool, it's banter between you and your gf. Cute as hell and makes me somewhat jelly lol

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>>5461073
>Stopping with the animoo images
why though?

>>5460963
Then why dont i pass yet
>>5460989
This is ridiculous. How bout everyone posts what they want and who gives a shit
>>5461035
Nothing wrong with a widow peak

>>5461070
when are you going to get a boyfriend who teases you and holds you with his strong man hands and kisses you deeply scratching your face with his stubble?

>>5461078
Not her but i have outlined it throughout the thread scroll up a bit

>>5461079
I'm not the police but I will work tirelessly to promote good thread culture

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>>5461073
nah

>>5461075
It's not even that much I have to do but the biggest thing is voice training, if what my shrink says which is probably not true but then I could pass once I stop this, if it's not true I need surgery though.

>You might be surprised what cis people can do
He tried but wasn't very good at it and he's the only person i'm close to since all other friends have abandoned me for being a whiny retard.

>>5460912
>when I know
you dont know that tho!

>I have no idea if i'm very delusional or not but my feedback has been negative and hugboxy.

was the same for me. but then I was forced to fulltime before mones. it sucked, but it did its job. I was committed (and more miserable than I ever imagined possible for a few months) When I emerged, I looked okayish I guess. the whole thing left pretty deep scars, but in retrospect, it was worth it. So, what I am getting at: sometimes you have to force progress with all your might, even if it seems impossible. On the offchance that it works, it will be worth it.

>>5461087
Do you realise what website you're on. Fuck off you autistic little prick

>>5461066
Oh man this hits close to home. Once i've graduated college i have a feeling i'm going to end up like this. I'm worried i'll just have no friends besides internet ones like this thread. Have you looked around for any kind of trans group meetings or meet ups for hobbies you have or somthing.

I agree with ad though some encouraging friends would help.

>>5461075
Yeah I've been trying that. I've been trying to fit in practicing my voice a little each day, even if it just trying to sing a song a bit or when i'm talking try to speak a little higher pitched ect. Just fell overwhelmed now and then but i've gotten okish at calming myself down and just carrying on.

>>5461091
You are part of the problem! That's incredibly rude for no reason!

>>5461088
Two shrinks, best friend, supportive family, and none of them can motivate you? That's a you problem, not their fault and not a trans thing.

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>tfw people don't like animu posting on a site founded on being about animu

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>>5461110
I blame the autism

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>>5461090
How do I force myself to do things though?
I have no willpower or anything.

>tfw my mom tries to push me to transition more than myself atm

>>5461096
We don't even have shrinks who can help trans people here and I have to go to a city, doubt there's enough trans people here to even form a group like that.

I know of one other transgirl.

>>5461105
I know it is but how do I fix it?
Probably just been neet for too long and now i'm broken ;_;

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>>5461110
makes me want to post images just to spite them

.. letting myself agonize over wedding dresses again
Ugh, why do I let myself browse
So many dresses and I can only ever wear one. E ^E

>>5461088
Voice training does suck at first. Idk what kind of advice to give other than keep doing it because it'll only get better. But then you still need to find motivation.

Any internet friends then? Or any girl friends, it might just be that boys don't know what you need to do. Or try to find more motivation from within.

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>>5461110
Go away you erp-ing faggot.

>>5461118
str8 male pedophiles pls go

>>5461122
I've been to weddings where the bride changed between ceremony and reception. You can wear as many dresses as you want, it's your day.

>>5461118
>>5461110
>>5461113
NO you don't understand I like anime!! I love it!!!!!!!!! But I can't stand the avatars!

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>mfw people complain about weebs on a weeb imageboard

>>5461098
Mom! People are rude to me on the Internet.
Neck yourself you absolute disgrace

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>>5461127
nice misgendering bro

>>5461115
didn't you get any skype friends

>>5461135
STOP THIS YOU'RE PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH!!!!

>>5461138
Karma will come to you

>>5461139
>misgendering
>transbians

pick one

>>5461145
No it won't. I would kick your fucking teeth in if I ever met you.

I want to HUG a CUTE boy!

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>>5461145
Well, why are you so rumprustled about Chinese cartoons then?

>>5461152
Go outside and find one then surprise him with a hug.

>>5461151
Watch that T-rage

>>5461152
He doesn't want to hug you.

>>5461127
>posting a shota
>straight

lmao

>>5461113
I think 4chan has just changed from what I remember desu ;~;

>>5461118
Iktf but I feel like that isn't going to solve anything.

>>5461134
Where does one draw the line between anime reaction images and avatarfagging though? I like posting anime reactions. ;~;

>>5461125
No.

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Actually idk about my hairline. It's ok i guess.
Also my hair is long enough for a pony tail now
>tfw about to cut it
>>5461087
Then worry less about quantity and more about quality
>>5461135
This is such a dumb argument

>>5461035
>February, in the mountains. We've been engaged for a year.
>And yes. A red one.
Congratulations oh my god I'm sure it will be gorgeous!

>>5461115
Why not try and make some internet friends? They can still be supportive and stuff!

>>5461135
Eh 4chan has changed enough that it isn't all weebs anymore.

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>>5461152
iktf
>>5461161

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>>5461123
Getting my daily voice training done is harder than dealing with the dysphoria from hearing my gross voice desu.

>Any internet friends then?
Only men, seems like they're the only ones that like me.

>>5461141
Only 5 minute conversations and never spoke again, every time.

>>5461169
Because i'm unpleasant and boring.

I have calmed myself down. I won't let rudeposters and pro-avatar posters get me down.

>>5461151
It will. Violence never solved anything anon.

>>5461158
Read my thesis>>5460864

>>5461163
If the post had a >mfw, implicit or explicit.

>>5461165
But the two are interlinked. Pls see my thesis above

>>5461035
Congrats, circe.
>>5461181
Your thesis is pooey.
The only true way to quality posting is absolute freedom.

Help! This coworker that I think likes me just grabbed my butt and pinched it. Us this flirting or her just being friendly???

(#ﾟﾛﾟ#)

>>5461187
Ask her, not us.

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>>5460842

>>5461185
>The only true way to quality posting is absolute freedom.
This tbdesu

>>5461187
You work in a kitchen, so I think she's just being friendly.

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>>5461185
>absolute freedom

>>5461185
It's a rough draft.

I agree with freedom but only within the rules which are the foundation of a civilized society/imageboard

>>5461165
You put some muscles on those shoulders?
Working as a lumberjack must suit you.

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>>5461187
>tfw girls said I had a nice butt when I had friends and wasn't an awkward tranny creature

It's just being friendly tbhon.

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>>5461187
Tell your boss you've been sexually harrassed.
>>5461200
Its the big shirt. My boobs have actually grown since i started progy and i feel maybe ok about my shoulders now.

>>5461175
Yeah that's not something that's completely avoidable :\ you can try not speaking words, just make sounds. Doesn't completely solve the problem but it's a bit easier.

>>5461195
she transitioned early and has millions surely she wouldn't be feeling the dysphoria

>>5461187
Pinch back!

>>5461181
NO FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIt I WOULD CAVE YOUR AUTISTIC LITTLE sKULL IN.
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
I'm so fucking sick of you fat little bastards trying to police people's behaviour

can trans women take maternity leave?

>>5461208
post that pic of you sitting on the bed holding your boobs

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>>5461163
This place has a lot of angsty trannies and chasers

>>5461181
No one cares about your thesis

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>>5461221

>>5461221
Shhhhhhhh anon, it'll be ok

Find your inner peace. I'm not fat and I'm not policing anything, I'm advocating.

>>5461175
I try and hum in "girl voice" and i like to think that helps, probably doesn't but whatever.

>>5461221
Holy shit calm the fuck down.

>>5461225
as much as a man or infertile women can.

>>5461187
time to have the talk about workplace harassment

>>5461221
Hahahaha settle down sis

>>5461221
See, its quality posts like this that i strive for.
>>5461225
Maybe if she lied and adopted a child.
>>5461226
Thats not me that is FAKE ODDISH and she is my nemesis and you KNOW this and you are only mentioning her to hurt my feelings

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>>5461221

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>>5461212
I think I have a good way of practicing and my shrink wanted to get my a voice training person for trannies early because i'm a lot further in my transition than most people she meets, like I said I just need to get my shit togheter and I might have a good chance of making it.

Started taking anti-depressants because I hoped they would help me get things done but so far the result has been meh.

>>5461230
I listen to loud music, record my voice and listen to it and stuff.

>>5461221
Calm down there honny

>>5461227
I care about it ;~; it's not done yet but I'm developing it

hi

>>5461208
nice boobs senpai

>>5461225
Sure, if you can get preggers

>>5461227
;_;
That's unfortunate, animu treats angst.

>>5461221
Lmao holy shit that escalated fast

>>5461237
Sounds like a real strong funk you've gotten into. Wish i could be there to give you a hug and tell you everything will be alright =(

>>5461244
Hello

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>>5461235
>tfw you will never see oddish pose like this

>>5461201
>tfw was voted best butt on my swim team in high school

>>5461237
Good, you'll be fine. Nothing wrong with finding help from a voice therapist. I'm thinking of going to one myself actually.

>>5461225
>>5461247
> Either the mother or father can take 35 weeks of parental leave after the baby is born or adopted. The parents can share the leave however they choose.
Canadians get parental leave even with adoptions.

>>5461247
>sure if you can get preggo
:_:

>>5461249
U good anon?

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>>5461247
Who would want children when you can have pets?

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>>5461249
>Sounds like a real strong funk you've gotten into
W-what does that even mean?

>>5461252
She wanted to get me on free hrt earlier if possible too so that would help with buying clothes and stuff since i'm pretty damn poor and i've been self-medding for ages anyway.

>>5461246
Tyvm desu f a m
>>5461251
Tfw
>>5461266
>not having both
I'm gonna have two dogs, a cat, maybe a ferret, a tarantula, a python, a pig, and one son.

I'd like to lose at least 20-30 pounds, and since I know losing weight is harder on HRT I'd like to do it beforehand in the 3ish months before I start it. Issue is, I'm not really sure how to go about that. Obviously, I'll need to diet, but I don't think just that would be enough to lose the desired weight in just 3 months so I think I'd need to exercise as well. But I'm worried that if I get into swimming or running or something before I start HRT I'll develop masculine muscles.

>>5461257
Pretty good day so far. How about you? Hope your day is going well

>>5461268
Funk like you're feeling down and stuff. Idk it is kind of a saying where i am, didn't really think about it. Basically you're feeling down and can't seem to shake it off.

>>5461271
My cats are my children and are easier to take care of then some brat

>>5461253
Well I'll be damned, yay for Canada.

>>5461266
This is pretty sound logic. Pets don't expect you to put them through university.

>>5461279
went to work, fell asleep when i came home, woke up for dinner 10/10 day desu

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>>5461266
I want kids.. ;~;

>>5461280
But they wont carry on your legacy. They wont even outlive you. I wanna adopt some kid who doesnt have a home some day, and let him know he's loved.

>>5461268
Well there you go, that seems like a big deal. Quite a bit of money to save.

>>5461277
20-30 pounds in 3 months is a LOT, even with exercise you won't hit 30. But if you're eating at a caloric deficit you won't have to worry about gaining much if any muscle.

>>5461288
so does angie
she pretends she doesnt so it hurts less

>>5461277
Just because it's a little harder, doesn't mean it's not still easy to lose weight on HRT. Just start your HRT asap.

>>5461288
>tfw you will never give birth to your progeny
>tfw you will never nurture and grow another person inside of you for 9 months

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>>5461279
I'm feeling better than usually actually, seeing something okay in the mirror does great things to my mood.

>>5461295
Just need to get over this motivation problem or whatever it is.

>tfw really bad at getting to places in time, getting things done and focusing on boring things
What is wrong with me?

>>5461288
>tfw you will never get kit pregnant

>>5461304
>tfw you will never get kayla pregnant

>>5461299
I do not.....

>>5461303
Oh that's good! Also nothing wrong with you you're just a person and have people problems, everyone has them. All we can do is try to do a little better each day, even if it is minuscule

>>5461304
>tfw you will never grow up female in highschool
>meet your one trueblove before you graduate
>move out together
>consumate your marriage on your wedding night, losing your virginity to eachother
>you will never be impregnated on your wedding night
I'm not pure ;_;

>>5461304
>>5461306
>tfw you will never get pregnant

>>5461281
I'm sure there's some more gender neutral language somewhere, but that was the first thing I found. Time off is definitely not a significant obstacle to having a baby here.

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>>5461299
>tfw I do this
>tfw openly say how kids are whiny little shit factories to convince myself I don't want them
Fuck

>>5461303
>What is wrong with me?
Inertia, neet life makes it hard to break out of the cycle. I'm glad you're moving forward finally ^^

>>5461308
words to live by

>>5461221
Trip on elanna

>>5461308
Trannies aren't persons.

>>5461328
>iktf

Tfw both of my hands can cover my entire face and more

>>5461351
iktf :~:

>>5461328
>skip boxing day dinner
>find out inlaws were grilling the couples on marriage dates and pregnancy timelines
>even the happy couples felt awkward
Bullets dodged.

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>>5461343
How does that person's posting style in any way resemble mine?

>>5461327
The red tape seems to be a bit of an obstacle from what I've heard.

>>5461351
that means you have cancer

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>>5461308
Thanks anon!

>>5461328
I'm trying at least because I can't keep doing what i'm doing atm, just makes me feel worse when i'm not getting anywhere and i'm just stuck with dysphoria.

Just need to find a good way to get things done and i'll hopefully get somewhere :3

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>>5461304
>ywn tie kit up and tenderly cuddle with her
>ywn playfully lick and play around with her tinkler till she squeals and moans and spills her girlseed all over her cute tummy

;_________;

>>5461314
>tfw no crazy sith sex where he force chokes you
>tfw ywn give birth to the next great sith lord
>tfw the Dark Side will not live on through your bloodline and enslave the galaxy

tfw ;_;

>>5461360
It's not difficult to change the way you post. It's how you've been getting away with it all this time.

>replying to that
>needing to defend your reputation here

>>5461314
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>>5461371
I don't see how is this different to "making cummies with clitties" type of posts on Susan's.

>>5461384
Oops >>5461360

Am I allowed to chase on susans?

>>5461386
wow they post that stuff on susans??? o.o;;;

>>5461386
Do they actually do that I thought it was just a meme

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>>5461371
>tfw choking is my fetish

>he's trip fagging
>he's posting anime despite it having no reasonable connection to his posts
thats how you know this general is shit

>>5461386
oh it isn't. the fact that i wasn't srs about it didn't change the fact that it was obnoxious either. just fun you know :)

>>5461398
>kirahatchedanidea.jpg

>>5461409
Okay, thanks.

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>>5461405
>trannies are my fetish

not one that lingers after I've cum though

>>5461359
I kinda know the feeling. I'm happy to have kept away from most family stuff this Christmas. My sister and her fiance just going over wedding plans ;__;

>>5461364
That's a good place to be in. Just try to keep looking forward and I'm sure you'll be able to break out of the funk that you're in for sure ^^

>>5461375
You seem paranoid ;~;

>>5461366
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>5461387
It's not a matter of reputation reallty, I legitimately find it funny that someone thinks I'd post that. I like to respond just to see where it goes sometimes.

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>>5461409

>>5461386
I searched a couple variants, couldn't find any on the forum

>>5461418
do you eat your own cum?

what were the two hormones you needed off QHI? i can't recall for the life of me

>>5461402
meme

Most of susan's has very 50s views on female sexuality

>>5461426
gross, no

>>5461432
>tfw i want to cook my partner food then service them

>>5461429
spironolactone and estrofem

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>>5461429
spiro and progynova is the only kind they have no?

>>5461438
>implying 50s women were expected to service their partner
The only servicing involved is lying on your back and thinking about flowers and pretty things while he does his conjugal duty.

>>5461435
>not eating your own cum
you're not even trutrans

>>5461446
not even fake trans dude

>>5461446
>being able to cum
fetishist pls

>>5461432
Yea that's what i thought.

>>5461438
But nothing 50s about cooking for your partner :\

>>5461452
then why are you in a thread full of trannies?

>>5461432
Probably because most of them were born around that time, the hons.

>>5461462
because you're interesting creatures to observe

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>>5461465
we're just people
if you want creatures to observe maybe try r9k?

>>5461419
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

;~;

>>5461472
>image
Is there such a thing as pretransition trannydar?

>>5461481
That was a flustered aaaaaaaaaa!
;~;

>>5461346
Everyone is a person.

>>5461364
Now you're posting happy anime grills instead of crying ones. I'm hoping that means we cheered you up some!

>>5461490
If there was that would be impressive, unless the person is just super delusional and dresses like a trans person and just denies it.

>>5461490
Considering the lengths people go through to repress I can't imagine a pre-transition trannydar could be very accurate.

>you will never be raped by pre-transition elanna

so i'm a freak as far as i can tell
i get this weird craving in my gooch almost like i want something shoved into it.
i can't scratch the itch for the life of me and it drives me up the wall when it happens :_;

>>5461472
Not that anon but you just might be worse than /r9k when it comes to functioning in society.

>>5461500
>Everyone is a person.
Yeah technically.

>>5461490
>tfw my fetish is elanna teaching kit how to make love to a girl

>>5461506
Have you tried butt stuff?

>>5461472
I know beta dorks inside and out
I'm upping my game

you should be honoured someone outside of your circle gives a shit about you

>>5461502
>>5461515
Anons are fucked up. Sometimes I worry about being one too.

Oh for fucks sake here we go again. I don't know what's - Kyler going crazy again, lainposter shitting up the thread or neckbeards erping.

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So status update. That coworker I mentioned, it was her off day and she came to the kitchen to visit everyine and come say hey to me.

I pinched her butt too and she liked it. Uhhhh what now??

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>>5461500
>I'm hoping that means we cheered you up some!
I think so!

Not seeing something absolutely awful in the mirror lately kind of helps too, I just hope my chin doesn't ruin it for me since it's a bit longer than others and sticks out a bit.

>>5461500
That does sound like a scenario that happens more often than I would think though. Denial's a crazy thing.

>>5461501
True. I've wondered though, given pretransition I never got pegged as trans, but was pegged as gay or ace at various points.

>>5461502
That's really fucking gross ;___;

>>5461515
I giggled

>>5461530
are you the one complaining about anime too?
stop being so bitter, hon!

>>5461534
Oh yeah you're that buttchin-anon.

>>5461521
yea
got a vibrator n everything,
it even gets like really smelly when its happening but its a good smell. i think its something with my natural hormones cause im not on anything yet

>>5461540
That's not me and I'm not complaining about anime anyway. I'm complaining about avatarfagging

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In a somewhat related note, these nachos I made came out well.

>>5461535
I got pegged as bi. Too easy, seeing as I would openly make comments about men and women.
Even with comments about crossdressing no one guessed I was trans. After coming out to a close friend she did pause and think for a bit before realizing that everything I had ever said was totally serious and not sarcastic.

>>5461554
wanna eat em off my butt?

>>5461554
All I've ever seen when you post food is nachos. Have you tried branching out to other cuisines?

>>5461530
Kayla isn't even here yet

>>5461531
Idk ask her out or somthing?

>>5461534
I'm not on hormones yet but one day i'll have that. Also your chin is probably fine.

>>5461535
>Denial's a crazy thing
Yeah that is true, maybe pre-transition transdar is possible tech. We should research this.

>>5461544
Maybe your body is trying to grow a vagaina.

>>5461554
No beans? No salsa? No guacamole? No Sour cream? No Jalapenos?

Step up your nacho game.

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>>5461543
What do you mean?

It's just a bit bigger, not a buttchin.

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>>5461559
Eww that sounds disgusting

>>5461562
As a matter of fact yes! I just made fajitas pollo the other day, but I guess you missed it

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>>5461540
Posting kawaii ugguu images will not make you more of a women. Nothing will actully but no need to be so obnoxious about it.

>>5461554
niggerchos

>>5461566
I'm thinking about it before I just charge in. I wanna make sure I'm not misreading her signals.

Uhh all that extra stuff makes you fat :c

>>5461570
Ok those look pretty decent

Still a lot of Tex mex

>>5461587
LOL its a tex mex restaurant that I cook at so that good I suppose

>>5461554
>>5461570
can i move in with you?
plutonicly?

>>5461582
salsa is possibly the only thing in nachos that is basically almost zero calories
tortillas, cheese and hamburger isn't exactly low in cals

this is why america is fat

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>>5461575
I fought and put my life on the line for these young ladies to be able to post cartoons on their Peruvian throat singing message boards.

>>5461556
Everyone in school called me gay but my parents said they never suspected even that much so maybe it was just bullying.

>>5461582
So does cheese and meat =P. Also >>5461570
Looks deliciou

>>5461599
Hm sure, as long as you don't hate black ppl lol

>>5461600
I know ;_;

>>5461604
Tyty i try to make my cooking pretty

Doctors who specialize in vocal cord surgery, orchiectomy, and SRS. What do they call them?

>>5461556
>Even with comments about crossdressing no one guessed I was trans.
Wow actually? That's honestly a bit surprising but I'm wondering if people today might be a bit more likely to jump to that conclusion. A few years back, being transgender was kind of off the public radar.

Hindsight trannydar seems to be a thing though, people looking back and thinking about it were pretty consistently like "huh...you know I never thought that, but in retrospect it makes total sense"

>>5461566
How would trannydar tech be packaged? Handheld device?

>>5461614
i love nigger dick
>>5461619
muh google

>>5461619
surgeons

>>5461619
Doctors?

>>5461619
>SRS
Penis Undertakers

>savoury """"""""""pudding"""""""""""

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hi it me

>>5461629
I tried.

>>5461631
This isn't helpful.

>>5461633
Yes?

>>5461638
Hilarious.

>>5461619
Orchiectomies are often done by urologists, but sometimes other types of surgeons will do it.

>>5461628
My assumed sarcasm was too strong a defense.

>>5461643
Hi me it's dad.

>>5461614
oh wait you're black?

nevermind i didn't know that

sorry not interested

>>5461647
>urologists

THANK YOU.

>>5461649
How much are you disappointed in him maddie's dad?

BIG BLACK GIRL TINKLER

>>5461628
Hindsight trannydar is strong.
Handheld would be useful, i'm thinking kind of like a raydar gun, point and click.

>>5461641
Jizz pudding? cause i would count jizz as savory.

>>5461643
Hello! How are you doing?

>>5461654
Trans patients often get them done by plastics surgeons, I did. More flexibility with aesthetics.

>>5461657
Why does everything have to get so rude. I don't understand. I mean I get it your sad about things but why do you got to shit all over everything anon :o

any girls here looking to get pozzed in the LA area?

poz transgirl myself

>>5461668
LOL. This is why everyone hates us

>Speech Therapy
>Plastic Surgery
>Endocrinology
>Family Counseling

What am I missing, /mtg/?

who is /mtfg/'s biggest fetishist?

>>5461676
Happiness

>>5461676
Tons of crying