So, /lgbt/, it's been a couple months since I came out as

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>>5446121
>What can I shove up my ass that isn't a dildo?

Maybe a cheap vibrator? they are like 20$ CAN

You don't want to be that guy who uses a cucumber and asks us what to do when you lose half in your butt.
At the least avoid bottles or other stupid shit that will destroy your but

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Careful, trigger. New International Version
"'If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

>>5446142
Vibrators can get pretty loud right? I was thinking that but I have roommates so noise might be a problem.

I mean, at that point I'm pretty sure everybody in the house would be using a vibrator so I'm not sure who would actually care.

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>>5446149
>reading sand books

>>5446149
I always thought the stars represented the states. The red white and blue represent the blood of patriots, liberty, and union I believe

>>5446221
>>5446149
The 13 stripes represent the original thirteen colonies, ya filthy goobers

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Welp, my thread is probably going to become a /pol/ spam thread.

Best to just let things take their course and gtfo!

>>5446121

i used the handle of a hair brush. left it in me over night once, made me just loose enough imo

Some weeks ago i've tried an Magnifying glass.

Ended up with blood and shit all over my bed. But almost came.