Gentle Reminder that you're not getting what you want

>>5438287
>i want a bottle of vodka for christmas
>i got a bottle of vodka in the fridge
it's a good christmas

to be straight? no, I know.

>>5438287
>wanted money and a clit vibrator for christmas
>got money and a clit vibrator for christmas
good times

>>5438310
ugh i wanted a clit vibrator for gf she recently killed the last one i bought for her some years ago but i never got around shopping for it. any recommendations?

>>5438329
idk haven't tried it yet
sorry

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>>5438287
Tfw Shinji feels

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>>5438287
Indeed I didn't.

>>5438348
>>5438287
What is this from??

>>5438287
I'm not getting a kitty cat??? D':

Gentle reminder that this isn't /trans/.

>>5438642
Gentle reminder that LGB are 99% accepted in society so this board should be /trans/.

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>>5438287
You shut your whore mouth! Smiling qt with ugly sweater is coming. Any minute now. I believe...

(Sorry about the whore thing. It's a stressful time.)

>>5439890
that wasnt gentle enough, gonna need more lube hun

>>5438287
I am 50 yrs old ( I know, ewww ) I have NEVER gotten what I wanted for Christmas. Someone who loves me. I don't think I ever will at this point.

>>5439890
Sure thing hon.

>>5438287
>tfw no poz double team of Brazilian mtf trannies with 9 inch dicks to penetrate my butthole

Why is life so cruel?