Gay General: Stocking Stuffers Edition

I wish I had a cute bf with a small penis but knows how to talk like a man inside of me.

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>>5424968
Criticism duly noted

>>5424963
>tfw no stocking to stuff

Flew over to my LDR BF's place twice, but this Jan hes coming over here for a week. Parents think hes just a friend, I've spent time at other friends houses for a few days so this never made them suspicious that hes more than that.

Would it be generally better to tell them before he gets here, while he is here, or after he leaves?

>>5424949
I don't the reason to post it though. If jelly anons who can't handle someone not being a literal 10/10 just crap all over it while looking like smeagol themselves are all that respond to it, I call not worth.

Also, still no beard material, britboy. It's just not in your genes, I fear.

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>>5424963
>What's the best gift ideas that'll get their stockings stuffed
BIG FAT THROBBING HARD COCKS

>>5424974
>tfw no bf
>tfw not even a crusty sock
>;__;

is there even anyone in that chat

>>5424984
you have your hand and that's all that matters

>>5424970
I was with you for the first half. lol

>>5424977
I think it depends on what sort of reaction you expect to get. If you think it might be bad, having him there for moral support sounds like a good idea.

>>5424984
>>tfw not even a crusty sock
I'll sell you a crusty sock
hmu

>>5424980
nah i'm like 90% sure it's people that know of me and don't like me, it has very little to do with my appearance.

>Also, still no beard material, britboy. It's just not in your genes, I fear.

I know. That's why I usually shave
>>5424977
Depends on your parents. If they'd be mad or disgusted i'd say after or w/e

if they'd just be a little weird or wouldnt care or positive or w/e no harm in telling them first so you dont shock them and you can relax

>>5424988
No I want a small penis.

>>5424988
show us your butthole

>>5424965
Tbh I could go for any kind of head right about now

>>5424991
how small

>>5424995
3 to 6 inches.

>>5424995
6 inches

>>5424989
cam girls sell their dirty panties... I guess there's a market for crusty socks?

>>5424992
Nyet.

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>>5424997
>Being serious here btw. It feels like reality just isn't real anymore.

Lol gj

>>5425000
>>5425001
6 inches is the world average, all that porn has turned your brains into rot

>>5424997
Oh dear. Please go outside, Marble King. Maybe play with a puppy. (Don't steal or sacrifice puppy.)

>>5425000
>>5425001
>6" is small
._.

>>5425000
>>5425001
which one is it?

>>5424966
oooo cheekybingo.com

>>5424990
>>5425006
I can't say I'm annoyed by you. You're pretty kekkles and like good music.

>>5425007
>6 inches is the world average
lolno, america's average is 5

>>5425007
I don't watch porn. The only penises i know are mine, my brother's, and my father's. The average is definitely higher than 6 inches desu

>>5425014
rer
>>5425017
thx m8 u2

>>5425012
This one

>>5425001

>>5425000
Nice trips.
<5 is the best imho

>>5425014
>blokeminge
Lol, I'm going to have to remember that one.

>>5424997
>it really feels to me that it is actually legit. I've tried over and over to try to prove to myself that it's just bollocks but I can't.
That's usually the idea behind a cult.

>>5425011
>>5425007
>>5425018
Im not sure why that other faggot answered. I didn't mean to say 6 was small I just meant it as the highest that I want. Id prefer 4 or 5

>>5425025
><5 is the best imho
this tbhon familia

>>5425020
er
why do you know your brother's and father's dicks

>>5425033
Lot of sweatpants-wearing in my family desu

>>5425020
Hi maki :3c

>>5425033
you never saw your dad's willy ever?

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>>5424997
welp there's a bigass MEGA file archive on /x/ with a shitton of .pdfs about all that stuff that you can probably find by looking up the /omg/ threads in the archive of that board

>>5425020
senpai that is a very minuscule sample size

Who /Frozen spaghetti/ here? It's soooo good

>>5425048
>refrigerated
yes
>frozen
what in the fuck

>>5425047
I have 5 brothers and 2 dads tho.

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>>5424997
did you ever get tested

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>>5425033

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>>5425055

>>5425050
Rugz you're charismatic lets start a cult. Dead serious.

>>5425052
It Iast longer. Tbh

Refrigerated only last like a day

>>5425048
>frozen spaghetti

Whut
>>5425041
>tfw dad died before i could see his penis

>>5425047
>senpai that is a very minuscule sample size
It's not the only thing that's minuscule!


Get it? I'm implying that 6 inch penises are small!

>>5425050
Have you joined OTO?

>>5425048
When you're about to lose your spaghetti everywhere. but freeze up?

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>>5425067

>>5425067
Says the man that started his measure from the one inch mark.

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>>5425017
>tfw listen to hip hop, funk, jazz, fusion, rock, and progressive metal
>only the best of each music 'umbrella' genre
>>5425056
rugz best gg meme

>>5425069
No like. When you put leftover spaghetti in the freezer and eat it like 2 weeks later

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average dick is 5.1 inches with no noticeable variation between races or nationalities

people dont get just how warped their average expectation is - porn has a real negative effect on this kinda thing

>>5425071
autism =/= insanity

you're really stupid

>>5425071
Naw fuck off m8
Im already in a "cult"

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>>5425074
you're supposed to start it from the average mark, which is 5.5

>tfw 6 inches
>tfw above average penis

>>5425074
Bone pressed m8. lol

>>5425077
Gross. I don't like spaghetti to begin with.

>>5425079
>you're really stupid
...or austistic

>>5425085
>Gross. I don't like spaghetti to begin with.

That's OK we can have different opinions

>>5425093
Are you sure? I'm thought liking spaghetti is a moral failing. lol

>>5425087
lel

>>5425093
spaghetti is the dane cook of italian pasta

>>5425099
>Are you sure? I'm thought liking spaghetti is a moral failing. lol


I've never really thought desu. A ton of my favorite people love spaghetti

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>get invited to spend christmas with stupid as fuck redneck family
>bf doesn't know just how stupid they actually are and insists on going and coming over too
>pretty sure that at least one of us is going to have to fight one of my brothers or cousins just for being gay, but bf insists that it's somehow going to be ok
what can I do? I don't want my bf to lose teeth over this

>>5425108
If you're bf is a qt. Im sure they won't mind

>>5425108

pepper spray

>>5425101
Lol, That's harsh but accurate.

>>5425108
>what can I do?
I recommend hitting the eggnog early.

Who are the biggest memes here?

>>5425128

maki by far

>>5425108
>what can I do? I don't want my bf to lose teeth over this
Stay with him at all times.
Taser anyone who dares to fight him.

Or just make sure he kicks their asses.

>>5425128
TR-8R

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>>5425128
This 'Anonymous' guy

>>5425131
Rugbys bigger

>>5425140

nah
maki outlifts him anyway

>>5425137
Is that a paper plate? Lol

>>5425140
rugby is the way he is because we keep egging him on desu

>>5425143
rugby has wasted three + years of his life here, about thirty + embarrassing pictures of him floating around, he is an unashamed cuck and enjoys being humiliated sexually. maki is just a shitposter with a small penis.

>>5425137
i wonder why guy fawkes masks became so big as the symbol of anonymous "fighting against the power" when guy fawkes himself was trying to put together a monarchy

>>5425166
Probably v for vendetta
Bitches love it
I guess

>>5425143
Are you the guy that has the huge crush on him and always white knights him?

>>5425123
maybe not, alcohol is the thing that gets them going
>>5425119
pepper spray is bitch shit and it doesn't even work always
>>5425132
I will probably just have to stay with him and see it through

goddamn bottoms don't know what's good for them

>>5425166

the film V for Vendetta

its a good film actually - you should watch it on putlocker or something tonight

>>5425171
>v for vendetta
This it's more V the Guy Fawkes.

>>5425176

lol no
maki has mental problems

>>5425177
>I will probably just have to stay with him and see it through
Yeah mostly these fights are some means to "prove themselves" for some strange reason so just either get inbetween or let them go for it and only interfere when shit hits the fan.

>>5425177
>bottom
Sorry m8. If your faM is as bad as you say, he's going to get wrecked. At least he wont do it again next x-mas.

>>5425178
What are your lifts at?

>>5425184
Thanks for backing up Ann
>>5425181
The book is good too
Real good

>>5425166

Mainly V for Vendetta, I think.
But the background I'd take on that is that Fawkes was opposed to the state as it was, and the way it imposed religion (even if he wasn't an advocate of religious freedom) and Guy Fawkes day essentially represents a lingering patriotic hate for someone who attempted to resist the reigning powers centuries ago and got quartered for it. In that context, even as he himself was a reactionary, donning his image seems particularly defiant.

>>5425178
>Literally everything you said about me is wrong and you know it.
how/why
i think everyone would agree that it is pretty accurate. right, everyone else?

>>5425205
>The book is good too
I haven't read it yet. A friend was giving it mixed reviews. He said it sort of suffered from the fact that it was serialized.

>>5425205

>book
>implying
picture books arent real books

>>5425216
I think you can get it as a volume
I think it's great but I've read all of Alan Moore's work so I'm a bit biased >>5425219
It's 2015
Some comic books are great and should be considered
Fucking kids picture books or the hunger caterpillar are books
Don't hold "books" the term in revelry

>>5425226
Nice. I don't know how the press machine is set up, but you could try doing one legged presses to get more resistance.

>>5425189
well, the bf needs to learn his lesson, not everyone is cool and some people are just asinine

though, I will absolutely destroy his opponent if that guy decides to kick my bf in the head when he's down
>>5425195
my family is pretty bad

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>>5425226

can you post a form video of you OHPing 80kg?

>>5425237
>well, the bf needs to learn his lesson, not everyone is cool and some people are just asinine
Best situation would be the bf kicking their asses.

>>5425226

e s t a t s : the post

>>5425258

I'll remind you then.

>>5425262
of course it's estats you honestly think rugby has any ability to actually lift. the guy's a fat ass.

>>5424997

There is a wisdom that is “earthly, unspiritual, of the devil” (James 3:15), and this is what sorcery offers. Our wisdom comes from God (James 3:17), not from deceiving spirits of Thelema. The power of God is much greater than the power of sorcery and rituals(1 John 4:4).

Save yourself Alex. In Jesus is REAL LIFE.

>>5425226
>The 'trap' pics when I was 16 are obviously a joke.
lol
>That's not really true. Rugby and I haven't had any type of camsex or phone sex since like June. I haven't sent him a nude in months either.
>RugzxSwede OTP best gaygen couple
master memer
>enjoys being sexually humiliated
pictures exist of you drinking your own piss
explain why would you do that and 'satire' is not a legitimate response

also unrelated
>uses roidz
>still a fat ass dyel faggot

pretty much everything i have heard about you, inside and outside this thread makes me think you are a truly pitiful individual and i think that, earns you the title of greatest gay general meme.

It takes me at least a half hour to recover between ejaculations.

After two times I need to wait about 15 minutes more...

Am I kinda lacking? Should I be recovering sooner?

>Important exam in a few hours
>Have done absolutely no study
It's over for me now, gg.

>>5425286
everyone can outlift you. you're a fat weakling

>>5425296
only way you would fail is if you never showed up for lecture. cram studying is stupid. If you don't know the material by now you never will

>>5425296
That's a few hours to practise your fellatio skills.

>>5425292
I think everyone is different

I can usually go on until I pass out

>>5425296

there's more to life than school

>>5425296
Don't listen to anons. Try to pass lowkey. It's what I usually do. And I succeed.

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So yesterday I was happy/scared because the guy I had a date with today hadn't cancelled it yet, which is what usually happens to me.

Today he pulled the 'my mom is sick' excuse on me.

That's it, I'm never looking forward to anything related to guys ever again.

Where did all the good men go?

>>5425286
direct quotations, and physical evidence exists of you drinking piss, being a fat ass dyel faggot and a cucked little bitch.
of course you would try and say it is fake or 'misinformation' because you are a crybaby little bitch, no-one believes you though.
also
>pedo
>studies politics but is a libertarian
>failed tranny

>>5425321
Where's that physical evidence? You piqued my curiosity now.

>>5425319

>dating a underage highschooler who can't go outside when his mom is sick

That's a serious problem.

>>5425321

5652 put your trip back on you islamic bacha bazi

>>5425319
Are you sure you're not ugly? This happens to me fairly often and I'm pretty ugly....

>>5425001
6 is above average desu

>>5425302
Pretty much this. As long as you showed up to most of the lectures, you should do fine.

>>5425319
That sounds rough.

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>>5425319
Aw that sucks, lisanon. You weren't being weird and texting him a bunch about the upcoming date now did you? There was a guy I was gonna date years ago and I backed out after days of him being weird texting me a lot of emotes and flirting/cringey stuff.

>>5425020
Well judging by the fact that there are more than 3 men on earth, its safe to say you're an incestuous twat.

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>>5425333
I never said it was piss, you drunk piss from a beer bottle.

I'm a faggot, but not a liar.

>>5425319
all the good men are eating gouda, drinking sherry, and fapping to Arnold Schwarzenegger

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>>5425321

>drinking piss

"Just a couple of months into their development, little humans begin peeing freely into the amniotic fluid that surrounds them in the womb. Then,, they’ll consume that urine as they swallow the amniotic fluid. Every last one of us has spent several months drinking our own pee."

You act like that's a horrible thing! It's more horrible to drink soda or drink alcohol. Piss is at least natural, sterile, and is good for you!

Rugby confirmed for piss drinking Golden Dawn member.

This christmas will just be me and my tulpa, I'm making turkey since it's his favorite.

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>>5425324
That's the thing. His mother is not sick. It's just a lame excuse people use for some reason.

>>5425328
I mean, I know I'm no supermodel but he isn't one either. And, in any case, he asked me out, so you'd think he doesn't consider me to be bad looking.

>>5425341
No. I've made that mistake in the past, too, so I know I have to avoid that now. I think I've gotten decently good at the 'I'm interested but in a cool way' texting thing.

>>5425326
1. the correct spelling of pedo is paedo
2. i have always been very open about my hate for rugby
3. الله أكبر

>>5425362

Why not stand up for yourself and ask him why he's lying and to stop bullshit with you.

>>5425360
>my tulpa
I like going crazy too

>>5425360
what's he like

>>5425362
>His mother is not sick.
You know his mother?
You should visit her.

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>>5425362
>he asked me out

I guess something came up and he used his mom as an excuse to get out. Cold feet. I would suggest trying to be the one to initiate the date to the next guy you may fancy.

You'll make it, lisanon.

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>>5425350
gross that's fucking disgusting couldnt even drink piss out of a beer bottle like a normal degenerate

post rugby pics pls

Jupp has pissed on SP before in the shower.

What's the problem?

>>5425377
>Cold feet
This is a possibility too.

>>5425375
>You know his mother?
>You should visit her.
Do it. Show up with chicken soup. lol

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>>5425385

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>>5425385
Oh snippity snap.

>>5425333
if what you say is true, that there is this plethora of 'misinformation' about you and a 'anti-rugby' bridgade...really just proves my original point that you are the biggest meme in this general which is contemptible just by itself. just hurry up and kill yourself desu.

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>>5425366
Because that's like the perfect way to out yourself as an insecure creep, and people tend to dislike insecure creeps.

>>5425375
>>5425389
As a matter of fact I do, but not enough to go see her without it being weird.

>>5425377
>I would suggest trying to be the one to initiate the date to the next guy you may fancy.
Yeah, that might be a good idea.

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What's the gayest tea, /gaygen/?

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>>5425384
I want to piss on SP's bald head. It would be fun to watch it splash everywhere and see his troubled expression.
>W-wah~
>There is piss..on my head!
>This is unusual!

>>5425385
I imagine piss tastes better.

What do you think Rugby?

>>5425419
>This is unusual!
well we don't know if it is do we

>>5425409
>As a matter of fact I do, but not enough to go see her without it being weird.
Then later just speak to her and ask her about it.
>"oh hey I heard you were sick lately. Are you alright?"
>"sick? No I've been fine all month, why?"
>"well I had a date planned with your son, but he called off because he said you were sick."
>awkward silence
Later that night
>"I didn't know you were dating anon"
>awkward silence

>>5425414
Homosexuali-tea

>>5425414

And just like that I have a new wallpaper.

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>>5425414
the one that's had with a special guy of course

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>open gaygen
>discussion is about watersports

y-yeah, is it a bad time?

I've drank my pee before when everyone in my pad was coming down with the flu that lasted 2 weeks for them. They say drinking the first morning piss of the morning is the most potent. I pinched my nose and drank it and I was the only one who didn't get the flu in my household of roommates.

There's definitely something to it... and it's not that bad if your piss is clear and you're hydrated.

watersports is disgusting

>>5425435
been here since the beginning. lurking. no-one likes you rugby, you have internet 'friends' but they are all as pathetic as you are. even they would probably have nothing to do with you in real life.

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>>5425427
I do.

>>5425429
Ayy
>>5425440
Nah, it's not going to get better

>>5425442
Yeah I had some relatives that used to drink their first piss in the morning for some reason I don't remember. But they had heard it was pretty good to your health.

It doesn't make much sense to me how someting that your body decided to send to waste can be useful for anything, but well.

If you love his cum, you should also love his pee.

I won't eat shit though. Question has anyone here ate their own poop or someone elses? I could never do that.

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>>5425448
stop feeding it omg

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>>5425440
all good bruh

I prefer bloodsport though

>>5425459
>I won't eat shit though

then it is not true love.

>>5425453

Senpai, never seen you this mad before.

What did Rugby do? Why are you so angry?

>It's ok to be gay they said
>They're perfectly normal they said

>>5425467
we can only hope

>>5425466

what did you do, why is senpai so mad?

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>>5425469
they were right

>>5425466
wiz is just a fat loser. tons of those on this website. really does not compare to the sheer levels of degeneracy you fall to. literally worse than hitler as far as i am concerned.

>>5425453
>holding a grudge against someone

>>5425467
>acting as if they did something so horrible and you will never post here again


You are acting like a child who can't reason properly. Grow up? Learn to forgive. Aren't you like in your late 20s or something? Act like it.

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>>5425466
I was gonna say that but it was 2easy
>>5425467
ta ta love
>>5425469
neither. no1curr tho

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>>5425469
The longer you hang around here, the more degenerate you'll get.

Get out while it's time.

>>5425453
why did you cam for him?

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>>5425486
I've only gotten less degenerate since i've been here

>>5425460
says you. you are always trying to get his attention. you crave attention from rugby.

>>5425486
I'm already too far down the rabbit hole.
Then again I hail from /b/ so there's no saving me.

>>5425497
trip on rugby ehhehehehehe

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>>5425469
this is hardly the most accurate cross section of homosexuality on the internet

Just found out rugby is so many other people on here under different proxies in Canada and the US.

>>5425486
I came here a pure Catholic boy and left even purer in the light of the Lord

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>>5425493
Why u lyin tho?

>>5425506

I'm glad I saved one soul from hell.

>>5425504
no shit

>>5425504
je suis rugby

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>>5425506
>Potatonigger
>Pure

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>>5425453
>>5425463
>>5425466
Oh god they broke up ;-;

>>5425511
I was always safe
I was just testing my mettle

>>5425510
nah nigga its true

you could make a chart of my degeneracy, it peaked early on this year and has been a steady downwards line, if it weren't for the fact i'm a faggot, i'd almost not be degenerate at all.
>>5425511
praise jesus
>>5425519
tfw no craig bf

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I miss cold. He was the coolest trip ever.

>>5425518
Purity is attainable
I strived for it and it's golden glow rains upon me

>>5425530
R.I.P.

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>>5425469
>mfw the longer I stay the more I am okay with it

>>5425530
looooool @ that haircut

>>5425519
So rugby is craig and senpai is tweek?

>>5425511
Does that mean you'll finally leave this place?

>>5425360

Did somebody say

>>5425557
fake

>tfw want to gain weight
>tfw havent eaten all day because no incentive

Why does food turn me off so muuuuch.

>>5425578
post flabby tummy for proof

Who is you're favorite gaygen chub?

mine is rugby, wiz is a close second for qtness.

>>5425574
Skelly life is suffering. You just have to force yourself to do it.

>>5425596
>favorite chub

>>5425574
fuck off skelly.

you're triggering my inner ex-fatty.

>>5425596
rugby too :3

>>5425596
nozzy by process of elimination

>>5425599
Ergh
>pray to the seven krishnas in heaven I won't throw up
Here we go.

>>5425601
>>>/tumblr/

>>5425596
The guy with the scarf and shoes.

>>5425599
I think you find your favourite chub soon enough

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>>5425596
No one is ever in gaygen anymore....

>Tfw no people on tinychat worth talking too...

>>5425606
I was lucky enough not to have problems vomiting from over-eating, So long as I didn't do anything physical afterwards.

The pain def gets to you though.

>>5425609
i've slowly but autistically driven a few people away personally

>>5425612
i love chubbies!!!!
rugby, there is nothing wrong with having a little extra. that is just left-wing shilling from faggots who hate real manly guys.

>>5425609
Why are all natsocs chubby?

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>>5425612
>>5425616

Yeah, a lot of people are in the new gaydayz chat though...

How the fuck do I talk to guys on apps? In person I can talk to anyone, but so much of the experience of face to face conversation is gone via text.

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>>5425620
>gaydayz

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>>5425619
I'm...not? Don't have many pics of myself, but I'm just about the average weight for my height. I'm...not very photogenic.

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>>5425626
I know. Just a fun-ish chat. *shrug*

>>5425625
hey dude, pss

listen

hey


kaiser

hey

pss

you are ugly

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>>5425632
btfo

>>5425632
pls no bully

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>>5425632
Hue hue hue, danke.

Anyways, are there any better hosting sites rather than TC? It's not really a well made place...

>>5425632
Savage af

>>5425596

GWPD

>>5425630
where did you find my picture?

>>5425629
I was bored once and was thinking about carving a swastika on my chest just to offend people and troll on cam but this outedges anything I was going to do.

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>>5425634
Haha, The Last Fuhrer.

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>>5425625
ayy, dude, you're shit at taking pictures.

You have a good jaw, you need another angle.
That one makes you look downie.

>>5425609
autistic enough being a nazi but buying a cheap costume and thinking that makes you a bad-ass really is just inexpressibly autistic even ironically..cringing so much it hurts
>>5425619
>>5425625
>>5425629
ubermensch master-race

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>>5425642
I used a kitchen knife and the stove. Still pretty visable today, and always will be. It was deep as fuck. Damn kitchen knife was glowing.

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>>5425643

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>>5425651
>>5425634
Niq pls, don't.
I can't handle this.

>>5425650

lol r u 4 real?

srsly lmaoing @ ur life rn

>>5425643
Are you even german?

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>>5425653

>>5425650

What is your planned career path? where do you see yourself in 15 years? What do your family think about your... oddites?

im always curious about the humans behind the autism

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>>5425648
I have some original stuff, but, I don't wear it. And that SS uniform is authentic, not costume (wtf, do they even make costume SS uniforms?). Anyways, the company that made it also does stuff for film and all that. Check them out, HessenAntique.

>>5425644
Eh, never really did like to "pose" or whatever for photos. Pic related.

>>5425649
Why would you ant it gone?

>>5425659
>im always curious about the humans behind the autism

rekt

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>>5425656
Yup.

>>5425654
Is this English?

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>>5425659
>Autism

Come on no, you can do better than that. I was doing work in the PMC field until recently. An interesting bracket but I'd rather stick to art.

>>5425665
>art

laughing_girls.jpg

>>5425663
Wo wohnst?
Und als was arbeitest du? Und vorallem WARUM. Warum tut sich ein Mensch so eine Scheiße an?

>>5425662

>Calls someone autistic

>OMG REKT BRO LOloLOLOo!!!11!

fuck off m8

>>5425665

Specifics. What did you study, how long did you study it for, where did you apply, what jobs have you held, what jobs are you considerin applying for.

Dont just give vague and edgy answers like "the PMC field" - that means nothing.

You say art. Did you study at an academy? enter any competitions? can you show us one of your pictures? how much do you make?

i would like to know how the life of a person like yourself actually functions. Who pays for the swastikas?

>>5425671
>is autistic

lmao rekt bro lolololol stay autism

Why do you guys name fag? Like do you want to be noticed for how well you shit post?

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>>5425670
I live in the US, and right now I'm working on some resale prices for some painting I have. I am who I am man, that's all the answer I have for you.

>>5425661
why are there gay nazis explain
even if you are a holocaust denier homosexuality was not legal or even tolerated in nazi germany. just owning literature that mentioned homosexuality was enough for you to get in trouble with the authorities. if you want to be a gay nazi then try and supress ur degeneracy at least and stop browsing a thread for gay people you mentally deficient weakling.

>>5425682
That's the gist of it, yeah. Probably entertaining to them to see faggots like care.

>>5425682
Because it's fun!!!!!!!!

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>>5425677
I worked for Academi for a while, do you want my life story as well? And I didn't say I as an artist. And what do you mean who pays for swastikas?

Oh, and I'm not in the habit of replying to people go out of their way to be insulting.

>But this is 4chan hurr durr!!11

I don't care. Act like an adult.

>>5425685
>homosexuality was not legal or even tolerated

Same can be said for, example, Britain.
shit argument.

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>>5425683
> I am who I am man, that's all the answer I have for you.

So you are saying that you are fucked up in the brain and in the need to joina community to feel safe and loved, you parents did a shitty job didnt they? Couldnt they give you enough love ? Is that why you tried to get their attention with your actions? Silent screams of "I need attention". Is that why you camwhore right now? To get attention? You are pathetic tbqh.
I bet your parents are proud of you. Well no, I bet they dont even care about you.
End you life.

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>>5425685
Odd, I don't recall saying I as gay. And lets not forget, that hen gays were oppressed in Germany, they ere oppressed in the rest of the world as well. And for much longer. And I'm no holocaust denier, but I am a revisionist.

Now, we've gone a bit off track itt....

>>5425689

Oh come on now. I called you an autist in passing.

thats barely even an insult, its just banter. Rest assured i didnt mean it personally.

Now, can you tell me where you see yourself in 15 years? Do you think your views will have become milder over the years?

Do you have an interest in getting a partner, and do you think he will be a neo-nazi (if thats not too pejorative a term) as well?

How do your interpersonal relationships work?How many people know about your... hobby?

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>>5425694
>not gay

Can you faggots like fuck off gaygen?

>>5425688
Thats pretty fucking sad, i am fine with shitposting but when it comes to shit posting for attention thats just fucking sad. Not sad in the fact that you need to be center of attention but sad that you think your posts that provide 0 content or really add anything. That deserves attention because YOU said it. How much of a pathetic fuck head do you have to be to assume that the worst things you could post deserves attention.

>>5425692
Try harder. You lack the mental prowess to insult on a personal level. The regurgitated "your parents didn't love you" line is exhaustively overused.

>>5425690
plenty of european nations were tolerant at that time tho. germany + france especially before the nazis.
and also im not a supporter of out-dated early 20th century politics and never have been so you arent as clever as you think friendo.

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>>5425699

>make a singular post on 4chan
>thars enough to judge someones "mental prowess"

forsooth and verily, my good sir
you most resoundingly quelled that knave, eh?

piss off back to the tinychat please

>>5425698
Stay salty m8
Honestly I use/used it as a recognizer, as in people who I talked to before could start talking to me again with the whole I was "hi I'm blah-anon from yesterday"
I'm not here to entertain anyone

im a tranny and ive been on hrt for maybe 4 or 5 months. i feel like going gay for a week for some reason mostly watching gay gifs on /gif/. is that a bad idea?

>>5425697
Finally someone who understands.

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>>5425696
The people who know me, know me well. My faults as well as my internal politics. Its gotten me fired before, and in trouble on various levels though I don't really publicize it, I will tell the truth when asked. I'm not entirely sure where I'll be in 15 years, hopefully with my own house though.

My views have already changed over the years. I went from insanely violent skinhead to a much more conservative, quite, educated person. I grew out of the "gang mentality" and became an actual national socialist. I can see no reason why that'd change.

As for relationships, I don't do them. I've been in a couple LTRs but in honesty I can only see falling for someone as putting yourself at their mercy. I don't really favor putting yourself in a position of weakness.

>>5425702

>planning on joining the foreign legion after uni

Not joking, if someone sees your swastika tattoo they will literally kill you. I mean... do what you want but... Why not enter the british armed forces as an officer?

oh and the FL isnt a PMC, its a normal army

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>>5425706
get out

>>5425699
> "your parents didn't love you" line is exhaustively overused.

Well yea its overused but in your case it doesnt neglect the fact that its true. All your actions are a proof that you are seeking attention.
See
>>5425694
"not gay"
But you still post here selfies and information about your life to get attention and gather love trough the internet. Its really pathetic. Im not even trying. You should porbalby kill yourself also you never responded to the question of that anon about "what your family thinks of that".
Run away from the reality, faggot.

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>>5425697
I like it here, I think I'll stay.

>>5425702
You're going to need a military background. Get that done first.

>>5425703
Blow me.

>>5425706
Genuinely curious... why are there so many trannies here?

>>5425705
Salty? not even its more of a empathy. Kind of how i have it for the autistic cunts over at /v/ /a/ and /r9k/
And yeah sure i am fine with that i have no problem if you name fag just so you can let people know who you are.

>>5425715
I had a stable youth, and my mother and father loved me very much. Still do.

Are you done being an internet psychiatrist?

>>5425710

Do you realise that as time marches on people are only going to be more and more hostile to your ilk?

As john oliver would say, it is 2015 people - I feel that NatSocs like you are a relic of the past.

Oh and as a conservative, what can you say regarding your swastika collection, tattoo and collection of Nazi paraphenalia? I thought the conservative NatSocs were similar to the Communists - decrying the Nazis as a peversion of their ideaology rather than as a shining example.

Sorry if I am being intrusive or combative here, but I am a historian so I would like to know:

Do you admire Hitler as a leader?
Do you think the Nazi Party was a positive influence on Germany?
Do you think World War 2 was a mistake?

>>5425706
Hey cutie pie. Ill take care of you tbqh...

>>5425701
>plenty of european nations were tolerant at that time tho. germany + france

Source?
Homoesexual publications don't mean these countries were tolerant.
Homosexuality was a criminal offence in Germany 40 years before the Nazis, are you just talking out of your ass?

I'm not even the nazi autist, btw.

>>5425720
most are fetishists. I ask the gay general because I am 'boymode' and don't present as a female or anything. i take hormones for the mental and physical effects, not to have permission to dress up. Now can someone actually answer my question? Would a gay guy fuck me?

>>5425722
Yeah fair enough
Never went on /a/ or /r9k/ but /v/ was a fucking cesspool of fuckwits last time I checked, I doubt it got better

>>5425724
Yeah Im sure they did thats why they could stop you from self harming you. Stop running away from the reality and face it like the "man" you are.

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>>5425729
get out still tbqh familia

there is literally a separate gen for trannies.

>>5425720
Genuinely curious.
Why are you here if you don't like dicks up your nazi boipussi?

>>5425730
Still is. Happens when you have a board that is run by trannies

>>5425701
>plenty of european nations were tolerant at that time tho.
That's a kind of tolerance I take with a grain of salt.

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>>5425725

>Do you admire Hitler as a leader?

He was a good man, with a good idea, and a good leader, however like anyone else he had his faults.

>Do you think the Nazi Party was a positive influence on Germany?

A difficult question. I'd say yes. The people were, beyond question, better off then the previous Weimar Republic.

>Do you think World War 2 was a mistake?

I think it was more of an inevitability.

As people being hostile towards me, I don't really care. They wont change who I am. And I find it Funny that people call NatSoc a relic, when it is likely younger than the party they represent.

>>5425727
what do you mean? typing like that just makes me think of a third world troglodyte on aim saying 'jaja i lick ur pussee ja? huehue'

>>5425729
Booger you're a piece of human fucking trash and you NEED to get out.

>the mental effects

Kill your fucking self

>>5425738

ngl i dont think youre personality is a good fit for the military

maybe you should try it out with something less contractually binding, like the TA or cadets if youre under 20. Just to make sure you can handle being told exactly what to do every day of an extended period of time.

i think that would be safe+prudent

>>5425745

relic doesnt refer to date of creation it refers to date of obseletion

obviously

>>5425734
ok. let me rephrase. i am a femboi who is on hrt and has never done anything with men. can someone please rupture my anus?

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>>5425750

>>5425694
>Odd, I don't recall saying I as gay
then fuck off. why are you here?
>And lets not forget, that hen gays were oppressed in Germany, they ere oppressed in the rest of the world as well.
just looking at arrests made for homosexuality before and after the nazis will prove my point. national socialism under hitler was ideologically opposed to homosexuality in every way, even owning literature that was talking about homosexuality in a positive or even neutral way was illegal under paragraph 175. believe whatever bs you want but at least try and be consistent with yourself.
>>5425728
it was technically illegal but seen as a misdemeanor at most and largely ignored by the authorities. it is very well documented. try googling maybe instead of 'talking out of your ass'?
watch this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paragraph_175_(film)

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>>5425731
Self harm broght on by alcoholism and PTSD. Again, you have no idea my life story. Not enough to make any assumptions anyways.

You done yet?

>>5425739
I come here to see the other side of the coin. I'd be miserable sitting around with my friends and agreeing all day.

>>5425750
>kill your fucking self
You are triggering me,

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>>5425753
>femboi who is on hrt
>

the answer is no, if you are a tranny, you will pretty much only get tranny chasers. The rest will be made uncomfortable by your dognose tits and lack of mental stability.

>>5425761
>Self harm broght on by alcoholism and PTSD. Again, you have no idea my life story. Not enough to make any assumptions anyways.


Why do you have PTSD? Did your parents hit you as a kid? lmao
Pathetic

>>5425758
No one here is arguing that being gay was a no-no in Germany. We're saying it was ALSO not okay under most regimes at the time. America, the Soviets etc...

>>5425740
Preaching to the choir look at the board we're on
It's wank

>>5425745

>Hitler was a good leader
Can you expand on this? Everything I have read suggests otherwise. Who do you read?

>Good idea
Are you aware Hitler was not in favour of the Final Solution?

>Better than the Weimar republic
Yes, Germany was better off under the Nazis than the weimar republic. But who was responsible for this?

Economically speaking, the Nazis were awful - their percieved success was because they took over just as the Weimar Gvts austerity kicked into place.

Within 3 months of Nazi rule, industrial production had increased by 14% - the Nazis hadnt made any industry-related policies yet, this was simply a delayed effect of the Weimar Government. The prevailing historiography on the matter is that the Weimar government saved Germany's economy, but the Nazis had superior PR and thus edged them out of power. This is to say nothing of hyperinflation of course.

>>5425764
well, i mean the lack of mental stability is a supposition and, i mean...
>gay
>uncomfortable by lack of mental stability
who in this thread aside from me and the nazi weren't raped into sexual deviance?
I do like the phrase 'dognose tits' though,

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>>5425770
I was in the war, and do you have some kind of parental fetish? It seems to be all you talk about.... How creepy.

>>5425772
Speak for youself you fucking degenrate.

Germany is still a bit homophob and Germany sucks tbqh. Amerifags, get me out of here pls.

>>5425761
>natsoc
>alcoholism and PTSD.
Did you and some bitter anon once joke about a sitcom involving you 2?

>>5425779
>war

How old are you 80 ? lol

Which war please?

>>5425780
>germany is homophobe
obv never seen berlin

>>5425779

Do you have discharge papers you can post?
I thought you couldnt serve in the armed forces or even PMCs with "extreme political opinions", and earlier you said that you were always honest about your beliefs to anyone that asked.

>>5425783

What will you do when you get too old to fight, or if you break a leg in basic or something?

Do you have a plan B?

>>5425729
No, gay guys wouldn't fuck you.
Only desperate biscum that are too ugly for women would.

Maybe send your tranny pics to some biscum that lurk around here, they're suckers for odd creatures like you.

>>5425786
>Berlin = whole Germany

also try being a faggot in Neukölln or Kreuzberg.

>>5425779
Eyyy, I remember you. You weirdo.

>>5425780
Germany is not homophobe you faggot. Köln is basically 50% gay. The whole of NRW is filled with queers.

Just move you lazy cunt.

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>>5425775
>Can you expand on this? Everything I have read suggests otherwise. Who do you read?

I read absolutely everything/everyone I can. Hitler unified a great many people and had a large hand in the post WW1 German hellstorm of financial ruin and moral decadence. Thats why I'd call him a good leader. Or maybe your asking for more specific occurrences?

>Are you aware Hitler was not in favour of the Final Solution?

Neither would I be.

Now, what you say about the Weimar and the austerity has some truth to it, but even well post that German industry was raging. You cant just say it was "austerity" that all of the industrial benefit came from.

>>5425797
Germany is not homophobe you faggot.

Good one.

>I swear Germany is not homophobic
>just go to location x and y

Germany as a whole is homophobic in its majority

new >>5425814

>>5425792
Hey I resent that. I'm bi but I wouldn't of fuck a tranny. If I watch tranny porn it's usually to see guys I like get fucked in the ass because gay porn is usually just twinks getting fucked or very gay faced people while tranny porn usually as gay4pay guys getting it.

>>5425772
it was hesitantly accepted in germany, italy, france before the rise of fascism. from my reading it was the same throughout most big cities in europe (apart from britain really) but i cant speak with the same certainty on any other nations specifically so im not going to..but the countries i mentioned were known as gay sanctuaries among the homosexual community for people born in britian back when.
+ im not a supporter of any pre-war ideology so telling me other countries were also bad back then excuses absolutely nothing and especially not you playing dress-up and just generally being a fucking spoon 70 years after the fall of nazi germany.

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>>5425785
I'm 27....you realize there is a war in the middle east...right no, right? You can't possibly be that dumb.

>>5425784
Yep.

>>5425780
>Victim card intensifies

>>5425790
I'm not posting my DD214. Thats a bit personal. And as long as you can keep your mouth shut you can have whatever view you want.

>>5425797
Hey there.

>>5425820
>Fuck spoon

Heh. Giggled at that.

>>5425803
It's half and half. And most people won't bash you for being gay. We have a homosexual foreign minister for christ's sake. So I refuse to say Germany is homophobe. Totally deluded notion.

It's not homophobic because of your experiences. Just the lowest class is because they are usually uneducated. And of course, the further east you go, the less tolerant it will become.

>>5425825
What brings you to the gay chat? Still not being gay?

>>5425801

industry is an interesting one, and difficukt to untangle because of course the Nazis kept the records and were infamously disorganised wih their documents - possibly deliberately.

What we do know, is that while metals, grain and similar "practical" goods production skyrocketed, luxuries like furniture or civilian food production dropped through the floor. Nazi industry was spectacularly lopsided, and would never have lasted more than 10 years - leading up to the War the government was already paying for services with land they hadnt captured yet. It seems to me (and the historiography) that industry was not so muh improving as it was imploding, a matter obfuscated by propaganda and hidden by thr eventual interruption of the war.

>>5425825
>yep
So it is you after all.

>>5425835
I'll see you in the new thread. I hope.