MtFg vintage edition

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reposting desu.
>mfw i forgot that my math homework for the semester is due at midnight
>mfw it's 16:42

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>>5415379

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>>5415335
What why?

I look like a man beast with boobs.

>>5415336
dam bby

>>5415343
no?

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>tfw new patch comes out when I'm back home
>tfw gf gave me a week of "play all day long just msg me when you want sex or cuddles"-time
>mfw
>>5415387
better start counting then

>>5415379
OK... You guy's can't have that pic, those are two cis born women, and has nothing to do with trans issues.
That and I like this pic, don't turn it in to something untrue.

>>5415379
how long has bookie been there

>>5415399
its just a picture dont get a big dick about it

>>5415399
they are genderfluid demi boiz tigerkin
stop cisplaining pls

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>>5415387
OH SHIT, IT'S DUE TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT, AND I ALREADY HAVE ALL I NEED FOR AN B IN THE CLASS. I GOT SHITPOSTING TIME.
>>5415402
i thik it was introduced last bread.

AGP, the thread

>>5415399
Fuck off fat tumblr dyke

where is edie

>>5415429
>what do we do without edie

>>5415429
edie post your feet

>>5415412
Whatever you guys fucked that up now.
>maaan and I used to like that pic... W/E keep it. You need it.

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>you will never pass because you look like max payne with long hair and boobs

Just end me tbhon

>>5415399
I self identity as a cis woman, what are you talking about?

>>5415427
LEL! Yes I am fat, and yes I am always on tumbler.

>>5415439
>tfw you look like a shaved gimli

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>>5415454
>tfw you look like marcus from gears of war with long hair and boobs

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>>5415399
>>5415437
Really? I mean, are you that vexed?

>>5415454
i recognize this shitpost...

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who here /male-identifiedlesbian/?

>>5415460
Nope. Keep it it's all you.
Sorry for even bothering with this thread anyway

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>>5415346

>you will never top your father

>>5415483
Mike Stoklasa is a comedic genius, RLM for life.

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>>5415475
>tfw xir passes better than me

>>5415484

keep on saving up those Pretty Princess Points and eventually you might have enough for him to let you do that

of course, you'll have to stop cashing them in for tendies to get there

>>5415433
This place would be officially dead. Her posts are the only ones worth reading. The rest of you are sad sad people

>>5415502

trip on bragface

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>>5415488
He's pretty goddamn hilarious.

>>5415502
pmuch

i used to come here all the time but jesus christ this doesnt have any substance anymore. just pointless chit chat

>>5415502
her posts are pretty shit tbqh

its either blogposting/humblebragging or bitching about the thread

>>5415515
>doesnt have any substance anymore. just pointless chit chat

and yet blogface's "omg i'm breaking up with my seventeenth boyfriend for the week but here's how i'm the one wronged in the relationship" posts aren't?

>tfw this is out there, representing you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgq-UPsQBMo

> started telling people I'm trans by saying I used to be a guy

I don't know why but people seem to understand it better and are a lot less confused. I don't just tell people randomly but I bring it up when it's relevant.

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I wanna pass ;_;

>>5415544

i wanna die

>>5415533
>tfw "transageism" is now a thing

I don't want to die now but god damn there's a lot I won't miss when I go.

>>5415544
post a pic or stop whining already

>>5415533
just your average hard working straight mtf
where is the problem ?

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>>5415533
stop

>tfw you fell for the "it gets better" meme and ended up suffering through a couple of extra years you could have been dead for

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I really, really like my hair today

>>5415573
banana meme

>>5415577
What?

>>5415580
Haha thanks lori.

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>>5415563
Why do I need to post a pic?

I wouldn't be whining if it wasn't bad.

>>5415544
i gave up desu. it's easier that way.

also,
>tfw out of coffee
>tfw halfway through a long album with one track

>>5415573
>I really, really like my hair today

Makes sense; you look homeless.

>>5415573
Looks good

I think you look passable :3

>>5415591
>I wouldn't be whining if it wasn't bad.

a) that's not how it works
b) put a name on so i can filter you already

>>5415533
idk it's not that disturbing
they don't hurt anyone by being a moron

>>5415591
Well you're whining. You must want attention or help or w/e

Hey everyone. Just popping in to say Merry Christmas.

>>5415616
happy Hanukkah

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>>5415616
How nice of you.

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>>5415616
merry christmas kuro

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I went riding today, it was super scary, hrt made me a total pussy, I couldn't even re load the bike up by myself.

>>5415118
>>5415616
Howdy yall

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>>5415600
Me too.

>>5415609
>thats not how it works
why?

>>5415643
Fuck off attention whore

Also, being with family will probably be torture for a lot of you so please try to tough it out.

>>5415643
>why?

because we get attention whore cunts posting their fine faces and cis-female-range measurements and crying WAAAAH I'M SUCH THE MANLIEST MAN HON CREATURE here all the time

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>>5415652
>tfw entire family hates me for being a tranny so I am not invited anywhere this year

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>>5415643
desu lainon, iktf whenever you post ;-;
>>5415652
>tfw family is going out of town
>mfw they said i didn't have to come if i'm still burnt out from finals

>>5415652
>so please try to tough it out.

i'm hoping one of the more homophobic elements of my family decides to punch my face in and leave me in hospital tbhon

>>5415652
still not out to them, and it already is

>>5415657
wear a dress, best makeup, ladies boots, your jacket and helmet over the top and just show up tbqh

>>5415618
>been doing contract work for many years
>mfw all my employers are jewish
they're a good group of people and stick together and treat me well

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>>5415638
>>5415657
gather around the fire ya little rascals get your hot chocolate milk and cookies because Christmas story time with miss cock is about to begin

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>>5415648
Rude.

>>5415655
I'm not though, literally never been gendered female unironically.

>>5415658
Im glad someone shares my feels at least.

>>5415648
no bully

>>5415670
be nice to your twin sister
its christmas

>>5415664
#closetedforlife

>>5415675
ahahaha

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What are you getting your fellow MTFGers for Christmas this year?

>>5415670
It's my favourite time of the year :3

>>5415677
loneliness

>>5415658
That happened to me last year. They gave me the presents and said okay bye. Nice and relaxing.

>>5415657
ik that feel. spending xmas probably completely alone unless I get some D

is this an okay outfit mitfug?

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>>5415670

>>5415677

i bring them the gift of freedom from this curse, the gift of death

>>5415685
That belt looks like your belly at first.

>>5415692
it is my belly lol

>>5415691
best christmas ever

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>>5415665
>boots
I hate boots. Also no I can't show up. I don't know if I said this but let me say it because its horrible what happened to me.

So a month ago I came out in person to my half sister. She was all happy and hugboxy to me. She did my makeup real nice and gave me a few pointers. So she went home and put on facebook how her brother is now her sister blah blah blah, just to earn fucking social justice points. Then she told, in person, both my aunts, both my uncles, and all my cousins. My whole family on that side of my family is SUPER conservative so now I am excommunicated and I don't get my opa's ring that was supposed to go to me. So now all I have is my crazy aunt on my moms side and she is in another state and her and mom don't even talk so now I have no family.

>>5415685
maddie is into that look

tfw my skirts are almost below the knee
...actually my athletic skirts are super short, rip me

>>5415694
>midriff
I thought so, kek

>>5415694
What the fuck your belly doesnt match your hands
You are SCANTILY CLAD

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>>5415677
I'm rich so I'm getting everyone who has been nice this year their choice of ffs or srs.

How can I get a prescription for my titty skitties in a trash bible belt state?

I don't have any choice at this point ;w;

>>5415692
That's a belt

>>5415670
>miss cock

But Lily it's Christmas ;~;

>>5415670
If im miss cock then you are mr cunt

>>5415704
its a belly ;-;

>>5415698
omg kalya ;_:

>>5415702
self medding is an option

>>5415698
My sister did something similar but thank God it wasnt to any family members. I came out to her and the next thing I know she was outting me to pretty much everyone she knew. I'm still worried about ti coming around to bite me in the ass.

>>5415702
What have you tried
>>5415704
>>5415708
Beltgate

>>5415707
miss cock should meet with mr cunt

>>5415720
fresh new normie 'bluedress' meme

>>5415713
Yeah I just fucking found out 2 days ago that she did all this. She barely knows me and is saying she helped me realize my transness and everything like that. Its bullshit.

>>5415675
loool
>>5415707
better a cunt than a cock wouldn't you agree

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>>5415677
i can give them what i'm giving everyone else in my senpai. except i'll just post it instead of getting a print. not gonna post any of my family, but here's a random reaction pic with it.
>>5415698
oh got that is terrible.

>>5415713
>>5415720
Pharmacy sites have changed so it's impossible for me to order from any of them at this point within a reasonable timeframe (IE before I run out of hormones) so my only option really is this.

I haven't spoke to a doctor or anything yet but I was hoping there was an easier path or something..

>>5415707
b8'd

>>5415398
what u playing?

>>5415699
there's literally nothing wrong with short skirts (granted you don't look obscene or have your gt/puss hanging out the front)

>>5415698
I'm sorry kay :(
at least you have your half sister on your side, even if she did ruin your life :/

but like I said, you should just show up anyway, what is the worst that can happen?

>>5415701
h-have I been nice?

>>5415701
i would do anything for ffs desu.

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>tfw no one to hug

>>5415714
Sisters are assholes. My brother didn't tell anyone but he is on my mom's side and wants to talk me out of being trans.

>>5415722
Never, ever, ever, not even if I was paid to do so. I don't hate lilly but I think she is a fucking trolling twerp.

>>5415728
>better a cunt than a cock wouldn't you agree
too bad suporn doesn't make cunts, only mistakes
so from what I heard of suporn, did your clit rot off from necrosis?

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Wheres Bexe so I can unwrap her for Christmas this year?

>>5415753
>tfw hug me

>>5415708
>Forgotten question mark
It's a pretty cute belly and outfit

>have to take a shower
>but hair looks perfect
>but i just walked for two hours and i have to take a shower
>But for once in my fucking life hair is perfect
Fuuuuuuuuuck
>>5415731
There isnt. The prescription path is relatively painless in my experience though, so might as well start.
I've helped friends figure out diy before tho, and you probably are doing something wrong. Idk.
>>5415743
>Not having your gt hanging out the front of your skirt
How will you get boys to notice you though

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>>5415769
>tfw you will never hug anon
>tfw you will never bully anon into making you food

>>5415757
Suporn is bad? I thought they were good.

>>5415781
>falling for the suporn meme
oh hon

>>5415781
>listening to Kayla

>>5415753
hug me, I may be ugly but I am cuddly, plus I could so use a hug

>>5415750
Same

>>5415746
She isn't on my side, she hasn't talked to me since. I am just "liberal brownie points" for her and to make her look super cool to all her friends, she is only 17.

>>5415781
>Believing what kayla says
>ever

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>>5415763
h-hi anon

>>5415776
just wash your body and leave your face and your hair should be fine

unless it's one of those vertical showerheads in which case ganbatte

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watching SC2 stream and Scarlett-senpai appears ^_^

>>5415771
you're a pretty cute belly and outfit

touche

>>5415776
by become a amine

zzzzz

>>5415780
pls anon bully me anon ;w;

>>5415725
maddie going to be out of her mind when she see's that top

>>5415743
long skirts are so comfy

athletic wear is very revealing, and oddly I'm ok in them, just can't go out in casual short skirts yet

my tuck is good, otherwise above would never be possible

>>5415781
From what I have heard, suporn is horrible. I heard all the asian surgeons are vastly overrated. Surprisingly I have recently heard nothing but good things from Bowers and Brassard.

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>>5415786
oh :(
I think she probably does support you, you know... but being 17 she didn't understand the gravity of telling everyone that you are a tran :/

>>5415789
selamat pagi bexe-chan!

>>5415794
so sleppy
y r u always so sleppy?

>>5415784
>>5415785
>>5415788
Oh. So what IS a good/best clinic? I was gonna go to suporn but now I don't know where to go.

>>5415780
b-but anon i just want someone to give me love and hugs

>tfw degenerate and cant cook

>>5415792
lcs remi was on twitch today, and looked good

>>5415797
I'm actually a pretty big fan of grandma-wear when applied tastefully (frilly shit, long-ish skirts, cute brooches)

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>>5415789
Hi qt Bexe. Just thought I'd post and tease you a bit before I have to head off. I hope I made you blush!

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>>5415795
o-okay!

>>5415805
iktf
>tfw eating knäckebröd because cooking sucks
Suffering

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>>5415786
>>5415801
maybe she hasn't talked to you since because she's thinking "oh god what have i done, kayla probably hates me now"

also ohayou gozaimasu sheen-chan

>>5415805
>>5415811
I can cook!!! I'm the best cook!!!
Someone marry me!!!!! ;___;

post more comfy music right now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd6tmwa01tQ

>>5415805
>cant cook
so are you sure you are a girl at heart?

>>5415801
No she really doesn't support me, like I said she hasn't contacted me at all since I told her. My brother said she is on face book all the time lying about me and using me to make herself look good.

>>5415802
I guess bowers leads to best sensation and you can always do labiaplasty once everything is healed.

hello

>>5415811
>tfw eating cookies
im a fatty
>>5415813
i want fooooooood

>>5415808
i'm not qt but thanks for saying so, i did blush a bit... have a good time out anon

>>5415817
some girls really can't cook ya dingus

>>5415817
Okies, Bowers it is. Hope I'm not getting meme'd again.

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>>5415813
Yes

>>5415821
>tfw no fatty things in my apartment
Christmas when

>>5415817
maybe you should message her and tell her that she has basically ruined your life and you aren't allowed to come to christmas?

>>5415819
hey annanna

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tfw all this talk about skits
tfw never have worn a skirt
tfw not agp

>>5415802
DR.CHET. His and Suporns techniques are the most talked about. I wish there was someone with less name recognition that did good work but I can't many others like them.
>>5415793
>You're a pretty cute belly

Who told you that?

>>5415817
>are you sure you are a girl at heart?
>implying girls have to cook exquisite meals to be grill
kayler pls
get your smelly memes out of here

>>5415830
hello sheenon

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>>5415829
>Christmas when
OMG SO FRIGGEN SOON :D

>>5415829
>tfw no family to celebrate christmas with
>going to eat cookies all day on christmas
>crying intensifies

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>>5415836
did u get the criumbus card? :D

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>>5415822
I'll have a good time with you... qt!

>>5415830
I don't have her phone number.

>>5415827
Research more if you are ready for srs, like seriously this is the one MAJOR decision in transition you can't take back.

>>5415825
Then I tell them to go get some cook books, some ingredients, and freestyle for a while. Its not hard to make yummy masterpieces.

>>5415812
Naw, she knows I am always willing to talk.

>>5415833
Bellringer

>>5415792
Good lord, guess I shouldn't judge but... Her the way she dresses and shit is fucking wack. Used to look way better before.

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>>5415838
Best way to celebrate christmas: steam avatar with christmas hat, candy and comfy video games and then hug your pillow because lonely

>>5415842
>tfw family wants me to come but I wont because i'm a disgusting man beast
Oh well

>>5415792
Scarlett is a hon

>>5415843
no not yet

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reeeeeee fuck christmas.

>>5415850
you should go anon
I'm not welcome at family celebrations
>don't be a degenerate like ME

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>>5415844
w-what are we gonna do on the christmas eve fireplace rug?

*jinglebell*

>>5415845
that's kind of terrible then, sorry this happened to you... family bullshit sucks

>>5415789
It's a vertical showerhead. Arent all showerheads vertical?
>>5415793
Now we're memes
>>5415819
Bana fo fana me mi mo nana, anna!

>>5415848
I need that peno-scrotal techniq without the out-of-network cost to my insurance

>>5415807
my grandma game is strong

//unsee.cc
/ragupeni/

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>tfw no love for Christine McGinn
She made my designer vagina and its fine

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>>5415845
I'm too lazy, I just want mtfg to recommend things 'cause you're all so pretty so you must be doing something right.

>>5415867
nooooooooooooooo

>>5415845
get your brother to tell her over facebook?

>>5415850
I need a body pillow tbqh -___-

>>5415854
okie but its a secret so don't tell nobody tho!

>>5415870
strong desu

>>5415821
>>5415829
M-Marry me and I'll cook you sweets and pin you down and feed them to you and make you chubby and cute!

>no family for christmas
>roommate always projecting her double standards on mental illness i.e it's ok for her to have a breakdown and we can never question it
>if I even look remotely sad she will loudly exclaim I'm a downer
>no friends
>only thing keeping me alive is not wanting to screw my boss over during the busy season
>counting the days till Jan 15th when work will die down and I finally sleep

>>5415878
They don't make body pillows big enough for you.

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>>5415858
>out to them but look super masculine and gross and can't pass
>can't hide boobs without a jacket
>have to use man voice for an entire day
>have to spend the night there

Sounds awful tbhon

>>5415885
I will!

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>>5415870
cute

>tfw the only person here not living full time
murder me please

>>5415862
>family bullshit sucks
being alone sucks

>>5415867
i meant if the showerhead ejects at a 45 degree angle it's easy to shower without getting your hair wet, if it comes straight down you have to worm your way around to wash your body while keeping your hair dry

>>5415875
Yeeeeeeeeees!
Yo whats up.
I officially work at a gourmet popcorn shop.
Hows managing a guitar shop?

>>5415885
sounds nice desu
>except for the part where i get fat

>>5415872
Ty for the tip!

>>5415874
>cause you're all so pretty
KEK, not me. But seriously if you are shopping around I suggest you make a shit ton of inquiries. Last thing you want is an internal tear or full clitoral necrosis.


>>5415878
brother refuses to talk to me till I stop hrt

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>>5415849
>>5415853
really? I think she looks great! I mean look at her appearance 2 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpl995Rn0j0 and like 6 months ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYm6Wb-7aQU

>>5415903
Not fat, I'll make you into my cute lil' plushie girl!

>>5415890
When!?!?!???

>>5415890
then you should spend christmas with me so I don't feel lonely
>tfw haven't spent christmas with anyone for 5 years

>>5415881
tfw caddy highly approves of my librarian look too, kek

>>5415891
i'm closeted part timer

>>5415878
ok!

>>5415901
it's pretty not fun especially cos christmas

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>>5415911
When you come get me.

>>5415912
Same except 6 years.

My apartment is nice and clean atm too!

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>>5415907
well like do you have a facebook account?
sign up and contact her through there?

>>5415889
dont be mean

>>5415917
good!

who /retailoverchristmas/ here?

>>5415910
Not a fan, matter of taste though I guess. x)

>>5415914
You must be super pretty to pull off part time. I can't even be quarter time. i can count the times I went out in girl mode on one hand

>>5415928
fair enough lol

>>5415928
Tammy staph it I think she's beautiful

>>5415926
I am but retail is dead here so christmas barely feels like a mid season busy day in any other of our stores in bigger places

>>5415898
What the heck! You're crazy!
Well, its more that you dont understand i think. Humidity changes my hair. As soon as i turned the shower on my hair grew like a cobra that thinks its in danger.
>>5415917
Providing happiness to thousands probably for their holiday season sure does sound like a drag.

>>5415921
w-well I guess that means I'll come over yours
>tfw messy room
do you have any video games?

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>>5415933
What's beautiful are these fucking puppies I hung out with today. Gotta wait an entire month before I can bring one home though, life is pain. ;_;

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>>5415940
I-I have a pc, xbox and 3ds but barely any games for xbox.

>>5415833
ive actually been here longer than a lot of active trips so I seent you a few times.

youre an cute. too bad im not a lesbian anime though. there might be some lap-sitting in order otherwise.

>>5415937
>Humidity changes my hair. As soon as i turned the shower on my hair grew like a cobra that thinks its in danger.
ah my hair doesn't do that so i forgot to consider it

rip oddish

>>5415891
>being alone sucks
iktf

>>5415926
>next week
nothing like extended hours, ho ho ho

>>5415931
you're not going to like what I have to tell you,

but you have to get over getting clocked b/c it just something that happens

my face is ugly but somehow I manage to pass now

>>5415931
if you got extensions you could go full time easily

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>>5415907
Idk what questions to ask or anything like that, and my best information is probably going to come from anecdotes so mtfg is probably the best place to ask anyway.

This amazing feeling when you're horny as hell, but not hard.

>>5415944
w-well I mean we can work with what we got right?

what games on xbox

>>5415953
Nope you don't realise how dreadful kayla looks because he never takes an honest photo

>>5415891
>being alone sucks
move to Australia and we can be lonely together

>>5415957
>tfw horny as hell last night
>been fantasizing about my friends
>was pretty hot

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Am I looking alright today /lgbt/? Improvements?

>>5415937
it is.

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>>5415968
your eyebrows look weird
otherwise qt

>>5415968
You look like a nigger faggot

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>>5415958
Mortal Kombat and GTA 5 ;_;

My family gave me this one when they bought a new one and I never use it pretty much.
>consoles
>ever

>>5415922
I will never go on face book

>>5415950
iktf X2

>>5415951
>you have to get over getting clocked b/c it just something that happens
no way, no one here who is passing ever complains about being clocked

>>5415954
Maybe you are right. Hon hangouts are impossible to get any real information out of. I got banned again from susans for asking for progesterone help.

>>5415953
kek, not with a face like mine

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>>5415957
iktf well. havent came or gotten a full-on hard-on in 9 months now.

>>5415961
she actually looks better than many trips and probably could g-mode somewhat successfully if she grew a pair

>>5415976
thats a small collection you got there senpai

w-what should we do

>>5415976
>tfw you get a job selling videogames
>never play them anymore
>customers almost always ask you if you've played it
>"n-not yet I ha-haven't had the time"

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>>5415981
M-maybe you can be my video game tonight..

>>5415734
diablo
>>5415757
my clit is fine
>>5415781
lol it's kayla
he's just mad cause he has to post for /b/ with miss cock

I'm getting my script shortly after the new year, i cant fucking wait holy shit. Is this what happiness feels like?

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>>5415988
such a bitter bitch aren't we?

>>5415987
y-your video game?

what do you mean by that

>>5415973
Thanks, could it be they're too dark or thick looking?

>>5415975
My reputation precedes me. (:

>>5416000
just enjoying a bit of banter

>>5416004

I think by the picture, they mean they're weirdly shaped.
Too high up and inward?

It's only 4:30 and it's dark already

>>5415961
here dickhead, is this honest enough for you? https://unsee.cc
/megotisa/
rub it in that im fucked
haven't shaved in a week and i am sunburnt and dirty from being in the desert all day

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>>5416003
N-nothing

Don't worry about it!

>>5416010
>the foreigners still don't know the difference between banter and being a cunt

>>5416012
Oh, right. Duh !
My bad

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>>5416015
a-anon that sounds really lewwd!

b-but I wouldn't mind if you took me out on a spin

>>5416019
but anon kayla and I are /totes for reel/ together
this makes it banter

Do my boobs look like they're getting bigger ;-;

>>5415961
I'm aware lots fish w pic

but taking pic of yourself can be helpful and good to see how you're doing

but you don't have to be supermodel to pass irl

>>5415977
you're really stubborn

>>5416028
they already look pretty big.

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>>5416028
Pic related

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>>5416023
o-oh, but I dont know how!

>>5416033
This picture quality makes me want to kill myself. Nice boobs though.

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>>5416037
w-well its my first time too

I heard people slowly move closer together a-and move their lips together.
like this

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>>5416033
top tier push up bra sis
i'm quite partial to them myself

push-up bras amirite?

>>5416033
holy shit im jealous

>>5415942
TAMMY GIVE THE PUPPIES!!!

>>5415948
O-oh well I can live with that. Thanks for the compliments but I'm not a lesbian nor am I an anime

>>5416033
>a small percentage of trans women will gow boobs this big
>a smaller percentage of people over 30 will even grow boobs that resemble boobs
>Faye is in both categories
You are truly an anomaly Faye.

>>5416064
>protip for determining if it's real or a push up: look at the Difference between the tops of our breasts

>>5416072
THEY'RE MINE I DON'T SHARE! tfw one of them passed out in the sleeve of my jacket, can't handle the qt levels.

>>5416064
This looks terrible, I feel like I'm looking at an old ladies tits

>>5416079
Well then, nice implants. I have never heard of a non landwhale mtf growing boobs that big so they must be implants. Do an under pic so we can see the scars

>>5416064
Kidding aside I thin I need a DDD now they're way to smashed in the DD and it's kind not fun

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>>5416063
T-then maybe you could teach me the things you've heard.

>>5416087
Implants don't give you full tops of the breast either, that's the best way to tell they're fake.

It's one cup size less then your mom right? My mom is an F cup, and she had a breast reduction

Captcha: find the trains

>>5416097
landwhale by default according to kayla logic

>>5416097
>tfw my mum is a 34dd

>tfw ugly and wide set boobs

being dfc is just more practical and doesn't prevent you from passing

these 2 are just drag racing

>>5416104
for >>5416102

>>5415964
>tfw you fantasize about sucking your guy friend off when he's high

>>5416033
>indie folk band EP filter

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>>5416097
>>5416101
>>5416102
>>5416103
BOOBS ARE OVERRATED, SQUAT GHOOOORLS

>>5416105
dfc?

>>5416104
pancake chest pls

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>>5416094
a-actually I have to go w-walk my dog

bye

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>>5416104
I don't understand why anyone would want to have dfc besides lying to themselves


I want boobs that are actually noticeable and distract from my male skellington

>>5416123
Boobs draw attention to your upper body. Make you look absurdly top heavy

what the fuck is dfc? am i being retarded right now?

>>5416129
delicious flat chest

>>5416132
fuck that i want boobs

>>5416123
it's not want, it's just living with what you have
I have small mole hills, that are easy to cover up in bralets, and unstructured bras

my chest isn't going to get me clocked and bras aren't cheap and wearing them sucks even more

it's hair anon from unsee btw

>>5416126
this

>>5416104
I wear a bra because I pretty much have too or they bounce everywhere and the nipples poke through multiple layers, that's not exactly "drag"

>>5416097
I am sorry but implants or pushups, you can't grow breasts like that on hrt alone. Its impossible.

>>5416111
Delicious flat chest as the neckbeards say

>>5416143
That bovine growth hormone I injected did wonders senpai

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>>5416137
I guess

It just makes me feel like I have a man chest, and seeing others who developed much more early is depressing to me

There's not much I can do about it though so I'll stop bitching

also cool

>>5416162
the what, I need this, I'm a hon so might as well grow big tits anyway

>>5416143
it's possible senpai, just not probable

>>5416162
Stop lying to everyone. I know you are insecure about this but all lying about it does is feed everyone here false hope. I know you and rawr have implants. its nothing to be ashamed of and the rest of us could use it.

>>5416169
If you have a man chest, boobs are going to make it look worse.

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I just got back from the mall. I spent a lot of money and got a lot of clothes, a smashbox contour kit, some overpriced too faced blush, and a couple of nyx liquid lipsticks. $90 on makeup

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which one of you is this?

>>5416169
we all have different wants
it's just nice to know that it's all good

I still need to take a good pic of me in a jacket and we'll do a winter jacket mtfg compilation, haha

>>5416181
mall this weekend must be cray

>>5416183
lainanon

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>>5416194
>mfw its cartman

>>5416183
>mfw lainon confirmed for qt
now i, ultra-hon, will be the honniest of them all!

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>>5416201
fuggg forgot pic

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Is it rare that you have bigger boobs than your close family? Also does progesterone help a lot? Havent had it yet.

My sister has probably C and mom had like a B or big A when she hadnt had any kids yet.

I have weirdly shaped C right now and im one year in hrt. Think my aunt has like D and she has the biggest chest.

>>5416183
>swede
Cartman, obviously.

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>tfw dxm

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>>5416194
Lainanon is like 20.
That girl is like 28

>>5416217
lainanon said 22 and 2yrs hrt

that cam girl can be anything in 20s

>>5416210
>C right now
pics or I am calling shenanigans

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>>5416195
>>5416213
You guys are fags

>>5416210
No.. Having bigger boobs than your whole family is about expected. In fact, your breast size should grow to be about the same as your family average the second you take an hrt. From their your boobs should be increasing by about one cup per month indefinitely.

>>5416181
smashbox rules nice choice

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>>5416216
>tfw DMX
[Barking intensifies]

>>5416226
there is literally no reason a cis man would hang around a trans thread daily. Do us a favor and cut the shit girl.

>>5416240
chaser

>>5416236
I'd do DMX too kek

>>5416243
Closer to the truth than trans, still false though.

>>5416249
>still false though
Then just say it. Are you ftm?

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>>5416224
Ive posted few pics here before like around the time euros wake up.

But they dont look great unless theyre perky, its like the nipple area is soooo puffy at times.

So terrified of the idea that they might never reach the last stage, do peeps get often that far :x?

>>5416222
Yup, totally isnt her though

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>>5416253
I've already explained it before Kayla, it's up to you whether you believe it or not.

>>5416254
>38

being fat doesnt count

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>>5416245
>Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with
the SAME sex
>I show no love to homo thugs
>Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
>How you gonna explain fuckin' a man?
>Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand

>How you gonna explain fuckin' a man?
>Mfw

>>5416261
Your reasoning is pure autism. Fuck off chaser.

>>5416265
DMX is the worst kind of nigger honestly

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fuck I feel so frail and unsteady like a house of glass on a foundation of sugar

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>>5416266
Im sorry you dont get attention like the popular girls, anon.

>>5416254
A pic of a bra isn't a pic of boobs. My comfort bra is a 36D and that doesn't mean I have D cups

>>5416265
You didn't mention the line
>your the cat in a dress with koolaide lips and pumps

>>5416261
You never explained it so I am curious, gimme the short explanation, I am interested

>>5416279
I don't think I'd appreciate any kind of attention from a neck bearded fat autist

>>5416281
>My comfort bra is a 36D and that doesn't mean I have D cups
but that's exactly what that means you idiot

>>5416262
I'm skinny and that's the size that fits me comfortably

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>>5416275
Yep.

>>5416293
wu is the shit

>>5416296
>listening to nigger music
>1998+17

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>>5416262
:7 im a little chubbyish i guess. But bmi is 20-20.5 or so its less than i could weight to be average, think i could have a little more muscle and less fat but eh.. Rocket science for someone that likes to have ice cream often <:

Kinda tall so the band size is higher :x
Got lucky. Think the sizes go up to 90 usually!

>>5416281
I dont do misscock style, especially not sober.

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