I have a constant itch in my anus that I scratch and insert my

>>5408869
In all honesty, you might have a pinworm infection.

See a doctor.

>>5408961
Pinworms secrete fluids that irritate the inside of your rectum, inciting the host to itch down there (in the same manner you described). The act of itching propegates their eggs.

>>5408961
I had a pinworm infection a couple of months ago and it lasted a week and a half. I wish I had gone to the doc, cuz it itched like hell.

>>5408869
>Is it the demiurge? Are my chakras fucked?
Yep, that's it, your ass chakra's out of whack. You need to go to a specialist and have it realigned.

>>5408982
There's an over the counter pinworm medication called Pin X that works pretty well, but makes you dizzy and can give you stomach cramps and diarrhea. I had to take it all the time as a kid because grew up on a farm, loved playing in the mud, and it would get stuck under my fingernails and that's how you get pinworm eggs in you.

Did you know they can spread to the vagina if you have one and the infection gets bad enough?

OP........i had a similar problem, but i took care of it.

i recommend you do what i did, namely: buy a tube of name-brand preparation h. they make several different varieties.

get the kind that works for me, where the background to the lettering is red. the package says: "Relieves the Itch."

do et faggot