/gaygen/

who the fuck is tesla boy
and why does he look like such a dickhead

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first for lean memes

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r8 soft toy

>>5407513
then come to los angeles and suck my dick

>>5407525
can i see it

>>5407529
stop biting your fucking nails

i've been reliving my early 2000s pop punk/emo/post-hardcore phase

going through my old stack of warped tour samplers

remember when all american rejects were a thing? christ

>>5407540
>can i see it
I'm at work, don't have any dick pics.

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>>5407540

idk how to stop :(

>>5407548
then take one

>>5407539
Your fingers look disgusting
0/10 would feel weird being touched by them

Where did you get your stuffie from anyway?

>>5407531
not who, but what. it's Russia's saving grace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK36lXlby4Q

I like it

>>5407539
SCARF AND SHOES
IF THIS IS YOU I SWEAR TO GOD

>>5407554

My grandma keeps giving me them - she is very ill so i dont have the heart to say no.

I have about 2 dozen of these things now.

>>5407549
For me it was when i got an infection and it asploded puss errywhere and was super gross

>>5407567

it is. The crappy cam is a ded giveaway

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>>5407568
T-thats fucking adorable
Ahhh that's disgustingly cute Jesus Christ

>>5407548
Be naughty and take a pic anyway.
>I love public but people i meet aren't into it >.<

>>5407549
figure that shit out anon. I would not let those fingers inside me, no uh uh

>>5407566
>russia
do you know those big coats Russians wear? the ones that are usually all fur? do you know what they're called or where i can purchase one?

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>>5407502
>Perhaps we can rub a cube on your nipples
Th-this is my Nomi Malone moment.
I've been preparing for this since I was like, 6.

>>5407525
Kuhuhu.
Gonna need you to get nice and plump, can't wait to put that apple in your mouth.

>>5407539
Silly.

>>5407573
IT WAS MORE THE CHUBBYNESS OF SKIN CONSISTENCY
WHY DO YOU COME HERE FRIEND WHY

>>5407585
>>5407573

also the Russian/Ukranian text in the background

How do i make my laugh more masc

>tfw chubby appreciation and you are skelly

No love tonite.

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>>5407592

stop giving a shit what people think and laugh how you want to

thats the most masculine way

>>5407595

muscular =/= chubby

>>5407583
So come on over and I can turn you into my show girl.

>>5407598
>that ass
his legs don't look proportionate to his upper body

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>>5407596

Bulges are so good

even better than bare weiner desu

>>5407596

>tfw grower
>tfw will never get hired as a slutty waiter no matter how jacked i get

>>5407596
Why would you post something lewd?

>>5407579
>do you know those big coats Russians wear? the ones that are usually all fur? do you know what they're called or where i can purchase one?
sory, no

by god I've tried to find some good fur lined coats just to emulate my hero Bane

>>5407592
By not having a faggy girl voice you queer

>tfw senpai will never stop posting his ugly gay porn tier guys

how can one man have such shit taste

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Guys what anime should I watch next?
I just finished pic related

>>5407551
>>5407579
Would if I could bb. But I've got an old fogey phone.

Hence the shitty web cam quality dick pics.

>>5407592
Practice your man laugh while watching stand up.

>>5407595
How skelly? Post pics.

>>5407605
>bane
no not the one bane wears
idk if you've seen the vin diesel movie xXx, but Yori the leader of anarchy99 wears one.

>tfw you can't find a picture of it

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>>5407604

Why wouldn't you post something lewd is the real question

>>5407613

King of the Hill

>>5407610
My voice is deep and monotonic but my laugh is high pitched and I giggle a lot too

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>>5407621

That sounds cute

>>5407617
i've never seen the dic pics to begin with

>>5407620
HNNNNNNGGGGG

ALSO DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NAME OF THOSE DAMN RUSSIAN COATS
Maybe they aren't even Russian idk.,,

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>>5407604
Cause i'm gay

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>>5407617
You go first.

>>5407601
>his legs don't look proportionate to his upper body
SS + Gomad

>>5407605
>emulate my hero Bane
Are you a big guy?

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1st for self feminization but not a girl

fems of gg
what the fuck are we going to do when our 25th birthday arrives
as a 20 year old i already feel like im used goods

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>>5407613
This desu. It's p great.

Satoshi Kon is the best anime guy of ever.

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>>5407635
Life is better when ur not fem

>>5407620
Because I'm pure :3

I've already watched all of KoTH
I might rewatch Daria I guess

>>5407628
Being gay doesn't mean being lewd... D-does it?

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>>5407631
Me at like 140, irrc.

>>5407542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1R_txIuuio

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>>5407601
I'm gonna push you down the stairs.

>>5407613
I downloaded Kaichou wa Maid-Sama last night, I haven't watched it in years.

>>5407631
Beautiful.

>>5407644
140 what? 140 flies in your soup?

>teacher jokes

But for real. Pounds?

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>>5407635
Kill urself

>>5407650
>push me down the stairs
once your hands touch my body the last thing you'll want to do is push me away.

>>5407651
HNNNNNGGG

>>5407641
i just wish i was a girl desu
and no i am not a tranny fuck off
>>5407653
what are you going to do niq

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>>5407619
ÿou're right, I can't find a pic of that on google
>>5407632
>Are you a big guy?
nah, just edgy

and by edgy I don't mean high school edgy, I mean actual edgy

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>>5407652
>Pounds?
Yes lol. At 6'2ish, 140 is skelly as fuck.

I've put a little weight on since then.

>>5407651
Good
You should respect that and not be so lewd with your posts you faggot

>>5407640
I'll give it a watch
Thank you :3

>>5407650
>maid-sama
Hmm

>>5407657
I'm going to grow a beard and bulk up a little and not be a faggot about getting older.

>not a tranny
You talk like one.

>>/out/

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>>5407662
>longboarding
fucking new yorkers is swear to god

>>5407665

>tfw doing those things already

feels good
except the facial hair - my beard is kinda patchy, itchy, and i think its giving me spots

>>5407666
I forget that some people only have ugly beaches near them
I feel bad for them ;-;

>>5407650
Why do I feel bad for getting compliments from you? Just, why.

>>5407663
I'm at 145 lbs now, I think. I gained a bit in recent time. So yay. Still terrible pains everywhere though. Also 6'2''. You give me hope. You dirty nigger trip.

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>>5407583
YAAAAS SHOW GIRLS

>>5407665
>I'm going to grow a beard and bulk up a little and not be a faggot about getting older.
This seems like the right choice.

>>5407674
>Still terrible pains everywhere though
Like sore from lifting? Or something else?

Just keep eating, you'll make it.

>>5407665
stop bullying me
>>5407666
because i want to pretty, and small, and qt
and i want to be attractive to straight men
but that is never going to happen...

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>>5407659
i found the coat, i ahd to remember the name of the wrestler i saw wearing it
>pic related
i want one like this

>>5407667
>that pic
i loved him in Darkman

>>5407679
That is porn

>>5407670
I can't grow a good beard so i don't try

It's too early to go for a manlier look, i wouldnt pull it off. Once it's time, i will.
>>5407676
I mean... It is. I'd rather be an attractive late 20s man than an ugly denial-tranny-gaydead-twink
>>5407682
You literally deserve it. Go to /mtfg/ or /femgen/, you are transgender.

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>>5407655
S-STOP.
You're not my type, and I'm not yours.
Flirtatious men are the worst.
>tears off beads

>>5407664
>Hmm
N-no judge.
It's actually kinda homo.

>>5407663
Those mammaries will make for a nice Christmas dinner.

>>5407674
Just accept it, son. Those ribs are so pretty.

>>5407675
It's one of my favorite movies, kween.

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>>5407682
Then you are a tranny

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>>5407681
From being underweight and lazy af desu. Maybe I'll start going to the gym and dieting right one day.

I'm pretty content with my back though. It's kinda sexy.

>>5407690

>I'm always someone's fetish

^My daily tantrum for self-confidence.

>>5407690
Why are you resisting me bully-kun?
give in to me

>>5407688
>can't grow god beard
im in that club for sure, no matter how many times i shave it doesn't want to grow in full so i keep it at a shadow and it looks good.

>>5407697
where is your ass

>>5407688
>ugly denial-tranny-gaydead-twink
Truth. That shit is sad.

>>5407690
>Those mammaries will make for a nice Christmas dinner.
T-thanks.

>>5407697
Cute. Post butt.

I hate feelgood and hope he loses his "gains"

tfw twinks dont last forever
tfw you will never experience true undying love with a twink qt

>>5407706
Non-existent. Literally.

White grill butt.

>>5407708
See above. I can post the other side of my groinal area if you want though. Feeling like feeling pretty tonight.

>>5407697
>tfw lower back thoroughly scarred with stretchmarks
that pic trigges my jealousy

>>5407716
Part of why i don't care for a relationship

Chances are anyone who's attracted to me now won't be in the future so who cares

>>5407727
no shade but also because you aren't out

>>5407714
Who is feelgood

>>5407719
Do it.

>>5407722
Iktf. Qts dig manly scars r-right?

>>5407738
You got it the wrong way around. I'm not out because i don't feel like looking for a relationship.

>>5407719
post front, slut

>>5407722
>>5407722
Stretchmarks from what? Never noticed it tbqh. Can't really see them when I look at it in the mirror.

>>5407746
I'd have to get up. Ehhhh, fine. I thought you liked manly manly man though.

>>5407752
Like, my visage or my crotch? I have no bulge to speak of tbqh.

>>5407759
post both

>>5407719
yeah anon you need to do some squats. you have no ass to eat bb

>>5407751
you're a twink too?
post body

I'm really not big on twinks. i've had sex with one and it was ok, nothing to go crazy over. To me they're too fem and as a gay male I prefer my partner(s) to look like men.
Gaygen tell me what it is about twinks that you love; help me understand.

>>5407744

This dumb fat twink who keeps posting his lifting progress pictures everywhere.

>>5407738
>2015
>be out
faggot.

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>>5407771
>fat twink

>>5407770
>more "twinks aren't men" bullshit
it's fine not to like twinks but come on

>>5407759
Masc4fem mostly.
>I have no bulge to speak of tbqh.
Even better. ;)

>>5407771
>>5407775

does he look good?

>>5407776
I'm not saying they aren't men

>>5407778
you, you there, tell me why you like twinks

tfw u have a crush on a trip
tfw probably unrequited

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>>5407697
Would pin down and inseminate.

>>5407708
Cleaning the oven and making Gretel prepare the honey glaze rn.

>>5407706
N-no, I will not be your Desdemona.
We all know how that ends.

>>5407782
lame go outside

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>>5407776
He said he wants guys that LOOK like men, butthead.

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>>5407770
I know, it sucks tbqh.

>>5407762
>>5407778
There's my anti-butt.

>>5407788
Not you, please. No.

>>5407781
>you, you there, tell me why you like twinks
It's hard to describe. I think it's sort of a dominance thing, but there's more to it then that. There's a possessive aspect, like something fragile and precious you want to keep safe. But also stick your dick in, if that makes sense.

>>5407782
Tell the trip. It might not be as unrequited as you think.

>>5407781
tell us why you only like big dicks?

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>>5407619
>>5407579
Like this one?

>>5407793
>>5407781
twinks look like men because they are men
fuck outta here w/ your musty attitudes

>>5407794
would bone/10
Moar

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>>5407807
Top-down crotch shot.

Perverted faggot.

>tfw I really need to vaccuum my floor

>>5407812
i honestly thought you were my exbf until this pic

>>5407781

http://archive.loveisover.me/_/search/boards/lgbt.dev.foolz.lewd/filename/progress/

its the "fat twink" one

>>5407791
says the trip
>>5407795
its you annskellington
ilu

>>5407816
that's gay dude

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>>5407812
>calling people faggots in /lgbt/

die

>>5407816
D-don't play with my emotions anon.

>>5407814
Omw to be a wizard tbqh.

>>5407819
Was that too mean?

>>5407807

you would literally bone a plank of wood you randy bastard

>>5407821
ya he's gotta a bigger winky so i'm not worried anymore

>>5407788
You don't have to be my Desdemona.
I just want to tame you shrew.

>>5407793
thanks bb

>>5407794
SQUAT NOW GO SQUAT

>>5407795
>dominance
>possessive
>protect something fragile and precious

this helps me a little bit more thanks

>>5407804
>this one
no
this one -->> >>5407685

>>5407806
they look too fem for me is what I'm saying.
Im not calling them ugly or bad

>>5407798
>tell us way you only like big dicks
dude this is the honest truth right here, I DO NOT look for guys with huge cocks. There is something about me that attracts them to me. When we get into talking I ask about their size and its always 7+, idk what it is.

>>5407815
Eh hes not for me
and uh…theres a pic of me in there in a post from september that I don't remember making..

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>>5407806
The only 'musty' one here is you, anon. To be a man you must be swift as a coursing river. With all the force of a great typhoon. With all the might of a raging fire. Mysterious as the darkside off the moooooooon.

>>5407823
Nuh-uh. . . How sexy is this plank of wood?

>>5407823
That's not even the meanest thing someone has said about my butt before. Still hurts though.

>>5407826
It gets bigger I swear.

>>5407826
I only have two arms and one phone. Teach me senpai.

>>5407830
As long as there is chair to be sat on, never.

>>5407818
right
>>5407820
ok sorry it wasnt you

>>5407812
qt

>>5407837
>It gets bigger I swear.
That was @>>5407825

>>5407830

>reddreaddoesnt like me

no wait i can change ;^;

ill blow you out the water in 10 years, you will see

>>5407839
Thanks, man. Feels better than expected.

>>5407826
FUCK OFF SCARF AND SHOES
NO-ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT UR ASS

>>5407837
self timer, tripod, long lens, and decent lighting. You can do some patchwork in adobe lightroom if you want to clear up some of your butt pimples. Not that I had any in that picture...

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>>5407794
>Not you, please. No
How I like when they beg.

>>5407830
I can't be tamed, I can't be blamed.
Here's a coat for you.
£4,500.00, ty.

>>5407759
>Stretchmarks from what?
Sitting badly on computer during growth spurt is my best guess. Basically one horizontal scar for every vertebra below ribcage. You dont seem to have any hence I'm jealous.

>>5407746
>Iktf. Qts dig manly scars r-right?
I'm trying to be the qt and these are not helping. My buttcheeks got stretchmarks too even though I'm really skinny and have always been ;__;

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>>5407848

I literally thought that was me too

he even has a similar face. I had a minor heart attack, thought maybe I had posted it drunk or something.

Phew, jesus christ.

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>>5407857
But you're so much fatter than him.

>>5407849
I won't go to those lengths. The tripkek appreciated it grainy and from a weird angle, so I'm all good tbqh.

But maybe one day for whoever mounts me roughly.

>>5407850
So no means yes for you. RapiIIIIST TRIGGERED ME

>>5407855
Ohhh, horray then. I reached my 6'2 at 15 and I only started getting addicted to the internet at about 16 so maybe I dodged a bullet there.

>>5407860

I'm bulking

and also my legs are wayyy better

>>5407845
>doesn't like you
i do like you anon, you're nice

>blow me out of the water
>blow me
do it anon, if thats what it takes to create the best possible version of yourself then do it

>>5407850
that coat is ugly

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>bi crush guy fucks up his relationship
>eventually he wants to fuck
>I wan sum fuk too so we do it
>have amazing gay sex with him because why not
>date him ever since
>one year later he makes up with his ex and we're no longer a thing
is this why gays hate bi's? because I sure hate bi's because of this

>>5407857
Are "ugly chub" or "cute chub"? if cute chub post pics pls

>>5407866
how is that any different than a gay guy leaving you for his ex

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>>5407867

Like the kind anon here >>5407815 said. Fat twink.

but is okay, its winter, im allowed to have some insulating blubber i think

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>>5407876

>those t-rex proportions

yasssss

never skip leg day

>>5407876
huh its feelgood but the other anon calls you scarf and something? I always liked your body typ tho reminds me of my japanse gay furry doujins and its def cute "chub" <3

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>>5407861
No sometimes means yes, especially when you're a qt little slut :]

>>5407863
>I'm bulking
Tired of this excuse. You and Dick Rickets are going to feed my family nicely this Christmas.

>>5407864
I want to cuddle him while he wears nothing but that coat.

>>5407876
>those hips
t-rex physique

>>5407886
Am abstinent though. More out of circumstance than desire, but still.

Not a little slut. But ty for the qt.

Are you a masc4femme?

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>>5407885

i wore pink shoes one time so he bullies me for it
idk

>>5407892

Mm. I know that ottermode is impossible for me so I just have to go ham and hope for Farnese Hercules mode a few years down the line.

it sucks, but oh well. nothing i can do about it.

>>5407897
yeah I know that pic saw it on fit :3

But dont mind how your body looks its cute tbqh

>>5407886
that coat is ugly
just cuddle with me anon, you know you want to

>>5407897
ill say one thing though, you have some ass. you should turn into a cub

>>5407870
You can't compete with women, anon.

>>5407897
>>5407876
I love it how you can tell when someone used to be fat by looking at their ass and legs.
Do they have disproportion legs and ass? They were most likely chubby at some point.

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>>5407904
this at least for most of the bi guys

>tfw bi boyfriend always talks with some bitch and after asking him showing the chat with her he suddenly deleted the chat

>mfw

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>>5407904
most bi men will leave you for a woman or literally anyone else because gay men can't stop whining about this internalized inferiority complex of "oh i'll never compete with a woman you'll leave me for a woman when you want kids boo hoo ;_;"

like if you put it like that any guy will go for the less whiny self-hating option every time, you goof

>>5407916

>bi boyfriend

not even once.

>>5407917

Biscum pls go desu

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>>5407896
>Are you a masc
Uh..y-yeah, of course.
:]

>>5407903
>you know you want to
NO!
Fuck.
Kill all fatties and muscle gays.
Skeleton war now.

I didn't even finish my unironic fap earlier thanks to you.

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>>5407870
he left me for some pussy girl

I don't expect you to understand

>>5407921
BETTER THAN BEING ALONE :^)


JK IT FUCKING SUCKS

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>>5407914

yep. Its because if you think about it, my legs were carrying around like 20kg more than a normal person for 18 years. Kinda like wearing a weighted vest I guess. If I was even fatter I would have jacked calves - its actually kinda annoying to me that I dont.

Calves are very hard to grow.

>>5407896
>Posts pics on the internet
>Not a slut

>>5407897
Nice butt though.

Does it mean I'm gay if romantically I'm only really interested in guys?

>>5407923
Don't turn your back to me anon, cmere.
Why didn't you finish jerking off?

>>5407927
my calves measure 17 inches with a pump.

>>5407934
pls go

>>5407926
I want to beat up your bf. Shit like this is why bi's get a bad name.

>>5407923
I'm asking because I'm just regular atm. But this general went inception on my ass and now I want to be on some side of the dichotomy. Masc or femme.

And I just have no clue where I want to be.

I'm more confused than when I first realized I could be gay.

I also wonder what Mascs want, because I want Mascs. So ya know, iz confusing.

>>5407932
Point taken. It's my first time though, and I feel really undesirable lately.

Probably become a wizard either way, but I want to walk down that path feeling self-confident.

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>>5407921
it's the truth though, most gay men have brainwashed themselves into believing they can't compete, it's an attitude that will turn off any bi person, or any other gay person really

why should i try to make an effort if the man i'm interested in is just going to be paranoid the whole time that i'm going to leave him no matter what i say or try to prove to him? i can get that with a woman and at least get a tax break for it.

>>5407936

How about you beat my dick up with your dick instead?

>>5407932

thanks
its probably my best feature

>>5407935

how is that possible
teach me

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>>5407927
I don't know why, but I find these disproportions very hot
>tfw I know this guy with a fucking huge ass
>like it legit is almost bursting out of his pants
>'normal' everything else
It absolutely baffles me how he managed to get his ass and legs so disproportionate. Maybe his workout but its maybe genetics as well. Either way its some yummy eye candy. Maybe one day I'll ask him out.

>>5407936
Shot through the heart?

Also jokes on you Im bi myself ;3

>>5407940

Biscum pls

biscum are literally worthless except as cumdumps

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>>5407934
how do these gay lions make you feel like?

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>>5407896
>not a little slut
>bragging about his "clients" and how he used to "cam" before
Whatever makes you sleep better at night boo.

>>5407939
>I also wonder what Mascs want, because I want Mascs
You'd be a legit 10/10 qt, if you did squats/hip thrusters.

>>5407939
>Point taken. It's my first time though, and I feel really undesirable lately.
iktf. It's why I slut it up too.

>>5407939
Take it from a wizard, you don't want to become one.

>>5407935
Why should I go? I'm totally serious here. Like I think women can be good looking, but I'm not really interested in a relationship like that with them.

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>>5407947
Tell me who hurt you my friend, I can make your irrational fears and paranoia subside with time and a little trust :^)

>>5407953
I think that's adorable, but what does that have to do with anything.

>>5407960
It seems like it's where I'm headed. Either I go grindr or I go home. Literally my only two options atm.

And then again, I dunno who'd want my face.

>tfw getting fatter and fatter everyday and gaygen cant to anything about it
>tfw it just feels right


who /fat/ masterrace here?

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>>5407965

Nice try biscum

You can't fool me

>>5407942
Post it bb.

>>5407946
>Also jokes on you Im bi myself ;3
I might have to beat you up too. lol

>>5407953
I knew swans did the gay thing. I never heard about lions though.

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Something tells me all these "biscum" haters a purely because these anons dated someone that was bi and were dumped for another girl.

>>5407936
Ann, pls tell me.

What do you look for in a femme? Like, in your partners, physically. Face and stuff. Would you do a guy who has shaves his head, for example?

>>5407953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuMmN0ba1dA

>>5407974
>I might have to beat you up too. lol

Why tho? I would never cheat on my bf.

>>5407974

You'll have to wait til you get home ;3

>>5407956
Wuwuwuwut? Cam, clients? Where'd you get that from? Legitimately confused right now.

>>5407980
>shaves his head

you talking bout nazis?

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>>5407972
i'll fool your dick and your heart soon enough senpai

>>5407970
There is only death on this side, but I guess it happens. Try grindr see if it works.
You don't get any magic powers and you might end up like me, having antipsychotic-induced sexual dysfunction to become asexual.

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>>5407971
>tfw went from 250lbs (my heaviest) to 170lbs in the span of 3 years
>tfw become super depressed and suicidal
>tfw get better from that, enter college, finally come out and get bf
>gain alot of weight
>tfw dump bf because reasons and become a drunk over the summer
>tfw almost gained back the weight in the span of a year
I'm hovering around 230lbs if you're curious.
>tfw kind of have a chub fetish, prefer skinny qts with a pudge and would sometimes wish a skinny qt would feed me and jerk me off like the fat pig i am
This is literally why I drink,

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>>5407935
>Why didn't you finish jerking off
D-DON'T ASK SUCH QUESTIONS.
You just keep moving up on my list of gg disgust list.

>>5407939
Don't be either, neutral is the best.

>>5407994
No. Just, keeping hair short. Like, out of a forced fashion choice.

>>5407962
my bad anon i read your post wrong.
I'm with you on this one, I'm only sexually and romantically attracted to men but i can appreciate a beautiful woman.
its childish to be like "ew girls"

>>5407944
well its genetics of course. i got my low calf insertions from my mom and the genetics allow them to grow fairly easy.

>>5407997
senpai is mine

I feel like I need a bf

>>5408002
But how to stay neutral when nobody wants you but you want to be wanted. I don't compute, anon.

>>5407956
>>5407990
i think maybe he thinks you're me?
afaik i'm the only one here who ever talks about having worked cams

>>5407990
I got sludge and you confused. That was actually my bad.
Sorry bruv.

>>5407999
>kind of have a chub fetish


yes I know that feel

>tfw I think when Im chubby I will look better

Dont know anymore

also post belly or body
you saw mine now its time for me to see yours :3

>>5407997

Do you have a cute fuzzy butt?

>>5407999
>>tfw kind of have a chub fetish, prefer skinny qts with a pudge and would sometimes wish a skinny qt would feed me and jerk me off like the fat pig i am

Hot

Oink oink bitch

>>5408007

Aw puppy

Come claim this dick

>>5408023
I-i don't know anon. The internet is a scary place :c

>>5408002
show me your boipussy

>>5408024
you should send me another pic on Skype

>>5408028
But you saw my body :( just crop everything out

pls... :c

>>5408019
>>5408022
Makes sense, somewhat.

How'd I get mixed up with a trip when I don't use trip?

>tfw kind of fancy a wank
>tfw room next to mine is occupied by a person + audibly perceptible

going to have to get a bf or summin lads t b h fuck this

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>>5408017
I want you ;]

>>5408031
Y-you too.
Uh, I mean. GO AWAY, PERVERT! Or something..

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>>5408024
>Do you have a cute fuzzy butt?
fraid not, all my body hair has coalesced into one spot

i should probably trim or shave my crotch it looks like a forest

>>5408035
go in the bathroom, turn the water on and pretend you're taking a shower i guess

>>5408033
Honestly, I am quite drunk right now.
Miracles happen when the drinkies come out.
>>5408032
Oh you are really cute. Maybe, lemme drink some more so my tum is a lil bigger than usual :3

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>>5408040
>lazy eye

>>5408039
I'd probably wake up with my dick nailed to my face if I ever did it with you, however you look.

I wonder if this model guy will someday find the infinite archive of pictures you have of him.

>>5408041
>Oh you are really cute.

Y-you too

But post pls ill be leaving in about ~20mins
:c

>>5408050
Do you have steam? :3

>>5408057
No sorry Im a [spoiler] xbox fag [/spoiler] :c

>>5408045
You know I kept imagining a scenario the other day where someone reverse imaged him, found his contact details, and linked him this thread with the hundreds and hundreds of his pictures being used

>>5408062
xbox one?

>>5408063
inb4 he becomes a regular poster

>>5408070
Yes , will you still post belly eventhough knowing that I dont have steam? :c

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>initially thought that "biscum" is just a funny meme
>every bi guy I've ever met irl was subhumans just like the online community told me they would be

anyway, I'm going to bed friends. have pleasant dreams

>>5408062
Also, fellow chub anon:
[spoiler] http://www.feabie.com/[spoiler]
I know spoilers are disabled on this board.
Pretty fucking gay if you ask me.

>>5408071
that would make my day
and then the anon that keeps posting him would be fucking floored

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>>5408040
>go in the bathroom, turn the water on and pretend you're taking a shower i guess
thats retarded

>>5408072
Sorry love, I only share images with people I really got the time to know. Maybe if you get to know me I'll send you some tum pics :3

>>5408081

>inb4 he only likes chubs

>>5408076
I'm a bi wizard, there are all sorts in this world don't take your facts from 4chan.

>>5408076
good night anon
sweet dreams and dont let you down <3

>>5408079
>only hetero
Why exclude homos ?


>>5408084
ok then....

>>5408083

you must be an only child
thats like basic bitch wanking tactic #1

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>>5408045
I'm probably not the only one, and it's not like they're private photos.

>>5408071
A-and then we fall in love, and have a beautiful relationship with lots of drinking, cuddling and abuse.
It's perfect.

Skellington abandoned me. Time to call it a night.

>>5408091
i bet he lives halfway across the world

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>>5408089
Its not hetro though.
There are filters on the search option.


>tfw will never breed a country boy's boypussy

>>5408091
yeah whatever

you should find a more attainable person to crush on. take me for example, i'm saving myself for my future bf, satan.

>>5408097
This
They always do

>>5408099
Oh yea just saw it, post more :3

m-maybe post yourself ._.

>>5408091
please don't kill him and get sent to prison. ill miss you and your gash too much

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>>5408104
Snapchat? Kik?
Where are you from?
:33c~

>>5408116
unfortunately not america

From Germany

Sorry I dont use kik or snapchat or any other chat platform ( I dont have much friends and Im mostly watching anime or playing videogames in my free time )

>>5407980
Cute face. Thin, but not hitler level Auschwitz mode. Bubble butt. Shorter is def preferable.
Not a physical trait, but qts that like to cook make my dick diamonds.

Shaved head would be a bit of a turn off. Enough hair to grab a handfull is a plus.

>>5407983
I said might. If you were single I might get really rough. lol

>>5407989
I"m home now bb. And you're offline.

>>5408094
Sorry bb. I just left work.

>>5408125
oh that's me

too bad most of us are transitioning eh

who /MiddleOfNowhere/ here?

>>5408136
literally (almost) siberia.

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>>5408097
Yes, but I'm Australian. We're quite isolated out here.

>>5408100
I do have an irl crush at uni, but he's straight and kinda religious. :[
We also don't have any classes together anymore, it's depressing.
>Working on the same bench
>Often have to set up experiments together and take turns looking through lenses
>tfw my hand touches his
>tfw his face comes close to mine
>tfw he laughs at my clumsy antics and jokes
>tfw he asks me for help with questions
>tfw taking the long route back to my dorm, just so I can talk with him a bit longer

>>5408109
I wouldn't kill him, I just wouldn't let him leave.

>>5408136
Me rn.

>>5408125

beard?

>>5408136
>tfw lving in a town with only 7k people next "city" has only 4k

:^)

>>5408134
>transitioning
Def sucks.

>>5408136
Pretty close. Town of <15,000

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So it's a well known fact that horse girls are mentally unstable with daddy issues.

But what about horse guys?

>>5408090
no #1 is just dont wank when anyone else is in the building
wanking off on a cold bathroom floor while the taps are running on full wasting water doesnt seem particularly enjoyable either..rather just not have a wank.

>>5408142
>>5408145
fucking scrubs get on my level, 4k peeps in my current town

hahahaaaaiwannadie

>>5408136
who /town of <1000/ here then

>tfw nobody wants to post belly on an anonymous imageboard

I just want to see cute chubby bellies of people Im writing with :c
feels bad

I might leave aswell

Let's all post our countries/states
I know you're all attention whores so you should jump at this chance

I'll start
Florida

>>5408152
forgot to add


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-QSmNReDyI


my outro music when I leave

>>5408153

london
uk

>>5408150
present.

>>5408153
Vermont

>>5408147
Your majesty
you must die

>>5408141
Beards and body hair in general is a turn off. 2masc4me.

Not a deal breaker, but they'd have to be really cute to make up for it.

>>5408160
<100?

urgh my life is shit
how to fix

>actually wanting to buy some eva figure right now

someone stop me

>>5408124
Those german sausages are keeping you nice and plump eh?

>>5408147
weird people

horses are cool but you have to be crazy or rich or both to want to own one over literally any other animal

>>5408167
200-250
bit more during summer months.

>>5408170
Shit how?

>>5408171
Do it. It can double as a sex toy.

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>>5408124
>From Germany
Post tiddies, klein boy.

>>5408170
I just spoilerd Star Wars ending in a group chat with friends
Some of them blocked me others insulted me
It was funny tho, you should try it out, its worth it.

>>5408175
It doesnt work somehow, I cant really gain weight Im eating more than everybody I know but Im still "normal weight" I just dont know desu. Need prolly someone who feeds me...

>>5408183
I did just few minutes ago then deleted to remain anonymous

>>5408182
Its only 30€ , shall I?

>>5408153
Montana

>>5408184
>>5408175
I woudlnt mind eating some american sausages if you get me ;3

>>5408153
Los Angeles
come and fuck me

>>5408170

ease off on the drugs

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>>5408195
Oh trust me, it certainly is more fattening ;D

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>>5408187
Based archive ensures you cannot hide from me, frauline.
Post wurst.

>>5408201
[spoiler]I was talking about your sausage :3[/spoiler]

>>5408159
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>5408162
Post Vermont things

>>5408188
Post Montana things

>>5408197
No
No one likes desperate faggots

>>5408207
>Post wurst.

No Im not a slut :c

>>5408184
>I just spoilerd Star Wars
That shit was dumb. Depending on how hardcore they are, you might have lost friends permanently.

>>5408187
Maybe. It is almost christmas.

>>5408195
You gotta eat the whole thing though. I'll be disappointed if there's leftovers.

>>5408209

>desperate

it wasnt a request, it was an order

now hop to it, kid

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>>5408208
[spoiler] I know [spoiler]

>>5408182
idk
just bored of everything
>>5408184
i havent watched the new star wars yet
and im not even in a group chat with my friends so i cant anyway
>>5408200
lol

>>5408221
I.... Refuse

>>5408220
>Depending on how hardcore they are
Thats the funniest thing
They just care because of the hype
>Maybe. It is almost christmas.
Yeah I will buy it next week

>I'll be disappointed if there's leftovers.

l-lewd ?


>>5408223
Oh :3 , sorry Im not very smart

>>5408184
I'd punch you right in your whore mouth if you spoiled star wars.

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>>5408213
Yes you are, Hans.
We both have the thirst for wurst.

>>5408230
I wouldnt do it to you, anon <3

>>5408231
Then post yours I will post afterwards

>>5408228
How tall are you? :3

>>5408228
>l-lewd ?
U know it bb.

>>5408251
185 cm

Y-you? :3

>>5408253
~

>>5408209
>desperate
nope

>>5408153

surrey, uk

and im getting cucked by ann and some kraut bastard >:|

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>>5408236
http://imgur.com/ANz9XxR

Now post wurst, klein boy.
I grow impatient.

>>5408253
6ft 2in in murrican units
188cm in Euro units :3

>>5408267
Bigger than me , thats not very often eventhough Im not very big, its still not often :o

so im gay
but i also like looking at cartoon boobs

real boobs are disgusting as fuck, but i like having some bouncing anime tits on my second screen for some reason. its just... fun. I think it might just be the trivialised sexual environment that if creates i like, idk.

am i autismo?

>>5408272

wash your face more often, make sure you are showering every day

>>5408272
If the hair is cute
if the face is cute
If the butt is cute
I do not care about acne.
I find it weird about myself, but if there are more attractive features on the bodyI will not care about acne.

>>5408272
shitskin lesbian

>>5408209
>post Vermont things
cows, sugar, really good food, boredom, dirt, people going barefoot in the snow, "towns" of 400 people, altitute changes, working out of state, not having cell coverage, great water, sensitive plumbing systems, commuting out of state, knowing the name of everyone who lives near you, smoking weed with your parents, having terrible skin, growing a beard for practical reasons, voting liberal but pro-gun, and shouting at people on the streets of burlington past midnight.

>>5408267
That was meant to
>>5408255
Sorry love :c
>>5408276
You are one confused fucker, it'll straighten itself over time
Hah, get it?

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>>5408272
Rule #2 Hookup and "rate me"/camwhore threads belong on /soc/.

>>5408259
Sorry bb. You're so far away. ;_;

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>>5408286
its not me though

>>5408153
Maine
>tfw there are no gays here

>>5408283
God dammit people who end their sentences with "love" is the sexiest and cutest thing ever I dont know why

>That was meant to

I know I also responded to you

>>5408275

:3

>>5408295
Whats your favorite anime?
>tfw have posted enough times that you automatically fail the first captcha the first time you solve it, even though it is 100% correct.

Call me paranoid but I think there's a limit where the captcha is trying to make you stop posting.
Does this happen to anyone else?

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>>5408289
ALL "rate"/camwhore threads belong on /soc/.

>>5408300
Altime favorite animes would be, Kyoukai no Kanata, Tokyo Ghoul, Parasyte, Ergo Proxy,( I have to finish Evangelion ) Owari no Seraph (just because of the fujo baiting). That it I think, I liked almost any anime Ive watched tho :3

Whats yours?

>>5408309
stop

>>5408312
Thats *

god dammit Its too late here and Im too tired :c

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>>5408315
Rule #2 Hookup and "rate me"/camwhore threads belong on /soc/.

>>5408312
>tokoyo Ghoul
So there's this QT I've been texting to that lives on my campus at school that watches this
>tfw he hasn't messaged me in a few days
I think he's losing interest in me, he claims its because of finals but I dunno.
I literally haven't seen any of these animes. I'm quite a pleb when it comes to animes. I've seen your run of the mill "babby's first animes" like Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, Attack on Titian, Ghost in the Shell, all of myazakai's(sp) movies, and Gurren Lagaan.
I'm currently going through One Punch Man.

>>5408318
Oh go to bed love :3
We can talk again tomorrow
Just call me Bran and I'll call you Germabro :3