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tinychats
/gaygen
/gaygenrehab
etc.
etc.
etc.
I love each and every one of you!
>tfw bf
:3
>>5397051
shut up
:3
>>5397051
Hate you too
>tfw itchy balls
why does gay gen only like that exact one type of guy
shits weird
>>5397059
eww... he hasn't been wearing his sunscreen. Skin cancer imminent.
>>5397066
Wot?
>>5397066
Which is?
>>5397071
You'd rather pale and pasty aye?
>>5397066
What are you talking about there's lots of different tastes here.
>>5397078
Oh you mean a potato faced doughy Irish retard who lifts
Good question
>>5397083
Same fagging is bad, m'kay?
>>5397079
than have to deal with skin cancer, yes.
>>5397082
only hairy manlets ever get posted
>>5397086
>implying
>>5397092
niq, hitler, swede, booder... all are hardly hairy manlets
>>5397022
>finals
please let the fucking nightmare of my life be over
>>5397104
i am
>>5397059
Don't post such disturbing content, sissy boy.
>>5397060
NO, LOVE!
Give me a hug, Anon!
>>5397094
>Somebody dumped a bunch of swede's stuff
Gross.
>>5397092
That's because Juppy and his secretary make up about 75% of posts here.
>>5397022
>ended Cell with an 89.7%
what is life
>>5397111
you are hairy?
>>5397123
Full on legbeard bearchest pubegoblin
I bought one of these, I'll attach a dragon dildo to it soon and drill my ass
>>5397105
C's get degrees
Any of you believe it "gets better"?
>>5397127
I don't believe you
>>5397138
Yes!
things have gotten hugely better for me over the last year!
i would list all the ways in which my life has improved, but i wouldnt want to be seen as bragging or anything.
>>5397138
Yes
>>5397138
Yes, if only because you don't have to keep up an act(even if you're masc). The biggest issue is that many of us don't have good support systems.
Any of you worried that when you turn 30 and your twink husbando turns into a wrinkly gargoyle that you'll stop being gay and find a woman who's aged a lot better?
>>5397138
Sure!
>>5397120
No Mr Skeletal! Stay away! It burnnnnnz
Let me be Salty
>>5397158
Nope.
2D doesn't age.
>>5397138
Yeah, I'm on my own with people who love me for me. I've lost people but I'm much happier now that my hormones aren't on overload
I've even deal with my bipolar -depressive disorder a lot better.
>>5397138
No. Life sucks. Then you die.
>>5397158
Don't have a twink.
>tfw masc4 masc
>tfw getting better looking with age
>tfw boyfriendo is aging well
>tfw good genetics from his handsome dad
Pic related
Nobody fell for my ruse :(
>>5397190
You, uh. ...should prove him wrong...for science
>>5397199
Killy self
>>5397206
no
>>5397190
>Your loss.
I wasn't getting anything anyway. Post hairy chest then.
>>5397158
look at pic related. Isn't it obvious that their love will last forever?
>>5397220
>Tfw no husbear
Brad is a faggot for that
>>5397236
>The Greeks knew way before us that masc4masc breeds the greatest of warriors and strongest of love
>Niq chan.... y u do dis
do you know who i am lol
>>5397236
>masc4masc breeds the greatest of warriors and strongest of love
I hope you don't mean Sparta.
>>5397236
>masc4masc breeds the greatest of warriors
I'm not so sure you know how biology works m8.
Guys, is Big Dick Face real? I was at Target today and the cashier was tall and really handsome. While i was creepily oogling him, i noticed his facial structure was similar to the guy Travolta is chatting up because he can sense BFD too.
>>5397240
S-sure... I, uh- stalk you all the time.
>am clueless
>>5397253
It's not handsomeness. A Big dick face looks kind of stupid, borderline retarded and inbred with droopy features
>>5397266
but he might be HUNG
>>5397253
I have baby face and a 7 inch 8=D
>>5397249
Is there any other society that produced almost exclusively homosex warriors?
>>5397253
>Big Dick Face
Wat
>>5397268
Can you even take a dick like that? Post bp, we'll analyze.
>>5397275
Men with a certain facial structure have a large penis.
>>5397275
Serbia
Yes
Yes
>>5397280
That doesn't seem likely. They've not found any correlations between height, foot size, hand size or ears. Why would "facial structure" be different?
>>5397259
I just don't think I'm masculine enough to be masc4masc sorry
>>5397172
This!
Also tulpas and internet relationship roleplay is god tier!
>>5397290
>Thebes
Not really the sacred band was only 300 guys.
>>5397296
Wasn't there a Chinese study (go figure) on the correlation with the ratio between certain digit lengths and dick size?
https://youtu.be/RbCNuupuZs8
WHAT
ARE
YOU
LISTENING
TO?
>>5397328
I haven't seen it.
I'd take any Chinese study with a grain of salt.
The last one I saw claimed that smoking at least a pack of cigarettes a day raised testosterone levels in men.
>>5397347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeqjeKkz3zg
>>5397312
>Not really the sacred band was only 300 guys.
Sparta wasn't really that much higher.
>>5397319
jk im the mascest person itt
>>5397398
still a bottom tbhfam
>>5397404
u wish fgt
>>5397398
>Woofdaddy.jpeg
>>5397414
>jk
:(
>>5397420
Your still the mascest guy, just I'm not into big tough guys
I'm into like fembois like sp and jupp the ballerina
>>5397356
>grain of rice
FTFY
Yeah, I can't find a better source. In the end, we need more cocks and data.
http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE7631GI20110704
Sign right up, boys. I'll take measurements!
>>5397432
Same feels, it's how I keep telling myself I'm not gay
On
>>5397452
same
>>5397452
I know I'm gay
#Allgaysmatter
I just don't want to get crabs from some daddies beard
>>5397436
>Sign right up, boys. I'll take measurements!
I've often wondered if someone else measuring my dick would get different results b/c of all the self-reported data supposedly being much bigger than when a trained person does it.
>tfw my self measurement is the same as what everyone says when they are supposedly lying on the internet.
>>5397482
I never lie and my duck goes 3 country miles long
>>5397398
<sigh> I hate having such a hairy body
>>5397489
me too thanks
>>5397022
>tfw no 6'2 jupp bf
>>5397497
*5'8
>>5397497
>Tfw when no Roughton bf
>>5397482
>>5397488
Sure thing; we'll need to test variables so post ejaculated and icy hand test will be administered
I'll give you a 1/4 inch and beer if you let me wear ww2 German military garb with you wearing a star.
>>5397520
I missed you Rugz. Come to US and deliver that sweet, sweet bp
>>5397436
My bf's index finger is longer than his ring finger (mine are rought equal) and I'm bigger. So it kind of works.
>>5397497
sp knows that feel
>>5397485
So Trump is in office, when?
>tfw no bf to visit so I'm not trapped at my parents' house during winter break
>oh yeah, no friends either
>>5397547
When an eagle falls and depression soars, a stumped trump enters an oval.
>>5397559
Except chicks
I'd rather a ftm than pre-op mtf
I'd be reluctant to oral but a fuzzy chest is a fuzzy chest
>>5397557
Nobody should be alone on christmas. I'll be your bf anon.
>>5397568
>Your bf can come too.
lel
>be at families for holidays
>in my old bedroom skyping with Rugby earlier
>younger bro (he's 9) comes in room to ask a question
>Rugby's eyes instantly light up as he makes a big grin and sees my younger brother in the background
>Rugby goes on a typing spree asking me all sorts of questions about my younger bro and asks if I have any pics of him
>I disconnect and block him from skype
:( I think our friendship is over. How can I introduce Rugby to my family if he secretly wants to have sex with my underage younger brother?
>>5397583
>dat pic
Can, can you be my bf too?
Just, just for Christmas
>>5397586
>>5397574
Aye... the druid has spoken
>>5397583
t h i c c
come to surrey
>>5397605
Post feet.
>>5397611
So when are you licking my hand for this epiphany?
>>5397617
This + tum
>>5397622
sry I'm one of those weird monogamous gays
>>5397612
If I could afford a plane ticket, i'd be there. :(
>>5397575
someone posted a link to (FtM as the bottom) "gay" porn pics. It was some website the specialized in that sort of porn videos. Those FtM fellas were kinda hot and I would be totally down for that. But I've never seen other FtMs like that. They either seem to be totally over-/fit/ gym rats on tumblr or worse, overweight chubbies IRL. OC, the main problem, as with any tranny, would be could they handle having the genitals touched without freaking out?
>>5397638
>implying I'm some slut only in it for sex
>>5397623
When the prophesy is fulfilled
I can lick other things too...
>>5397638
I think you're out of luck. Maybe we can have New Years.
>>5397640
Post them anyway.
>>5397640
Post bp, I'd treat you right Rugz.
>>5397661
on second thought, I'm up for us three in a cuddle puddle
>>5397630
I would think that's more of an mtf thing but I don't know much. There are qts though but, I'd rather be ripped open by thick dick
>>5397650
>that show
totally lost interest after they killed of Athelstan and Ragnar
>>5397674
Aww yiss, mate. cuddle puddle hype
I'm glad you came around, for this three way cuddle fest
>>5397661
From your hole to your sack,
to the sweat along the crack-
Of your inner thigh
With your cock nigh
Teasing I will be
Pleasing, soon you'll see
I'll engulf your member
Until the big ender
Something you'll surely remember
>>5397664
>>5397657
>>5397700
:3c
>>5397684
DUDE.... spoilers
I'm not that far in:<
I hate you anon
>>5397709
Oh
Oh my,
Your a pro at prose
I hope this prophecy will come true
>>5397713
lmao. sorry, but 3rd season completed a while ago
>>5397640
I'm near the end of 750 test e, 700 tren e. Allot of people had been hyping tren, but it's been sort of meh so far. Fucks with my sleep.
If you have cycle questions you should ask /fraud/ not a dyel fag like me. lol
>>5397696
>three way cuddle fest
I'm excite.
>>5397675
>There are qts though but, I'd rather be ripped open by thick dick
You could always get them to wear a strap-on.
>>5397707
I want his bp while he wears Mikey mouse ears with a lollipop
>>5397726
Would never trust /fraud/ lmao
Nice though, I'm saving tren for the summer to do with EQ.
>tfw bf really loves cuddles
>he always asks for them
>like every 20 minutes he says "i need your cuddles babe"
I don't have the heart to tell him that I don't actually like cuddling, I just find it really boring and it feels like a chore. I love him don't get me wrong and I enjoy every other moment we spend together, I just really don't care about cuddling and it's getting on my nerves when it's the only thing he wants to talk about or do when he feels down
>>5397744
dun do it rugbyneko dun give up your natty card ;-;
>>5397816
i've got some bad news for you mate
y r boiz so confuzin
>>5397806
>>5397816
>rugby
>natty
>>5397825
>>5397840
Ackshually I'm still natty because I didn't inject test.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dHXYc7CdUC
>>5397826
I like them.
>>5397851
Me too. But I also hate them. The lil dick'edz
>>5397843
>did or also only.
>rugby
>natty
>smart
>>5397726
>tren
Them night sweats and weird dreams lol
>>5397583
Let that tumtum fluff grow ffs!
>>5397711
Those aren't feet, I want to see qt ruggy feet!
>>5397914
Hi to you too you Irish bug
>>5397941
Hai pup, how you doing?
>>5397612
Where in Surrey are u fgt. I'm gonna come bum you
>tfw all the hot guys are on Roids
>tfw all the average and below average guys like the bearposters aren't
Is this a sign?
>>5397956
>RedDread isnt on roids, neither are Jupp and SP
Exactly.
>tfw going to be literally the only one in the factory from the 21st to Jan 3rd
Least I can do whatever I want
>>5397960
Dreamer is a natty + gay powerlifter
pic related
>>5397956
Im nearish Epsom
>>5397960
btfo
>>5397947
I'm doing well, how are you? Just busy with finals
>>5397956
Aww are you calling me hot?
>>5397977
I have so many of his pics and vids saved.
Do you work hard and play hard, gaygen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ46Injpi88
>>5397989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ
me irl
>>5397989
Noice, I knew what the video was before i clicked on it
>>5397989
You're still here? Have you been lovingly penetrated by a romantic rubber fist yet?
>>5397711
>filename
yass queen
>marry, rape, kill, cheat on, hook up with
>>5397220
>just pictured that twink topping that bear
>>5397986
I've been better, but I'm alright - still alive, to some people's disappointment!
How are you finding your finals?
>>5398035
http://youtu.be/lsGwBnLWi4o
Me irl (the Asian guy next to Heidi)
>Have bf
>Neither us us have done anal before
>Meeting up in a few days
>Found pic related while tidying my room
>Get creative
>Hurts a bit but eventually its sliding in and out like a dream
>Accidentally flick power switch and it starts vibrating
>Moan and spray all over my pillow while my legs shake like mad
I think its time to give my bf a go when I see him. Not sure if the lack of vibrate will be any good
>>5398036
Clearly you do, big boy
>>5398054
Yeah. The charge hole is on the sex end and better safe than sorry.
Im not a sex toy person and this was all I had on hand.
>>5398054
Yeah, I'm still in England.
>>5398024
i'd rape them all, one after the other, and make the next one watch.
>>5398079
>>5398082
i wouldn't hate it if it were a better game
but it isn't, so i do
>>5398088
I demand you tell me what you think is wrong with it.
>>5398068
I couldn't cope with that shit music and had to stop :(
>>5398082
>tfw sp will never grope wizzies baratiddies while calling him a good piggy
>>5398100
Oh hush you fantasy anon. No time for dat stuff. lol
>>5398068
If anything you should be buying me things
and by you I mean your mum
>>5398100
Censor that shit, dude.
>>5398112
AHH FUCK, three aliens. :D
>>5398079
Not really, but... I did find a guy that's the cutest guy ever - but he's in a different country.
>>5398119
I would but I value not being shot by muzzies desu
>>5398090
i did not enjoy playing it, that's what's wrong with it
>>5398112
He actually looks qt in this picture, kek.
>>5398126
Well you do enjoy 13 so it's clear that you have a bad case of the retards. :3c
>>5398119
EDM is literally so shit.
House music is so much nicer to dance to. EDM is so aggressive.
When I'm wired I want to enjoy myself, not have aggressive beeps pulsing at me
>>5398121
how'd you meet this qt?
>>5398130
enjoying a game and thinking it's perfect are two different things
>>5398116
Don't give me any of your guff today, canuck enabler. The heat is making my dick and butt sweat like crazy.
>>5398128
He looks qt in every picture, he's my v cutey lankfu.
>>5398138
Eh... he liked one of my dick pics and we started talking!
>>5398148
We can join in on the next lebbo-bashing race riots
noice
>>5398148
That DJ set I linked is the best. It's happy and fun and everyone's enjoying themselves. Heidi = #1
>>5398152
Well I kinda meant the one in the Netherlands but fuck it, Rugby & Senpai Straya tour 2k16
>>5398137
You realise house is EDM?
>tfw no bf
>tfw could have a bf
>tfw don't want to be a whore
>tfw waiting for the right one
>>5398158
>tfw rugpai is best couple of 2015
>>5398164
>anything rugby being anything best
>>5398158
>Rugby & Senpai Straya tour 2k16
NO.
>>5398020
>gaygen after senpai arrives and making a mess again because we can't have night things can we and here comes rugby tagging along and oh god he's shit himself again time to change his diaper fucking hell has he not been changed in a goddammed week??? christ almighty he stinks.jpg
>>5398160
I implied the whole edm electric daisy carnival, let's give each other kandi and neon rave together shit.
>>5398119
>Gaygen Tomorrowland 2016 when
ew
>>5398171
Prepare your anus you stupid twink
>>5398152
>tfw senpai and buttslut will no go on a double date with their daddy bfs
>>5398160
I think Baka means Mainstream EDM.
Mfw people think EDM is a distinct thing other than Electronic Dance Music
>>5398187
Don't tell me that buttslut is still around
>>5398154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T0NrGr8d-c
This is the kinda shit I'd love to go to. I'd be going absolutely fooken mad.
>>5398181
GAYGEN TOMORROWLAND & DEFQON1 2K16 LETS DO THIS
>>5398171
YES
>>5398188
Yeah it's just the blanket term for the type of music, like metal is the blanket term including shit like thrash, black, sludge etc.
>>5397138
It could get better or it could get worse.
>>5398151
>dic pic
all that precum
>EDM
Why can't gg meet up for a weekend at Wacken or Hellfest?
No Mr. Olympia weekend funfuckfest??
>>5398199
That sounds stressful. That music makes me want to punch myself in the face in the hopes of knocking myself out so I don't have to hear it anymore.
http://youtu.be/cuj5RSFW_4w
Go to this if you're in LDN when it's on
>>5398176
Well, it's part of the scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwVM_GfVtBY
>8 out of 10 boiler rooms have a cringe/depressing vibe to them
>>5398212
gonna finish up then lift some things
>>5398210
Yeah he was a fan of that!
>>5398243
Is she really saying Pokemon?
>>5398224
me irl
>>5398241
Teed <3
Yeah a lot of them are quite awkward.
The Ibiza house parties usually have good crowds at them.
Gah this is making me want to go out and get messed up
>>5398252
i can't imagine why someone would change the caption if she isn't
>>5398252
HHHNNNNNNGGGGG
>>5398256
C u @ tha next wun fgt.
Imma bang u on the dflo
>>5398199
>he likes EDM
hahahahahahaha wtf are you? American?
>>5398267
You horny slut
>>5398243
Oh that's kewl.
>>5398271
Yes.
>>5398269
o-ok
>>5398267
That is a strange mixture of hairy and smooth
>>5398186
>>5398199
NO!
Preparing my crossbow and silver arrows rn.
>>5398212
I'm cursed with thick, dark body hair on the lower half of my body.
:'[
It's only a matter of time before it consumes the upper half too.
>>5398271
>huge edm festivals in euro
pls 3rd worlder.
>>5398278
Get ready bbz
http://youtu.be/GU7FLG4UZrk
You're getting the d.
I'd probably be really into you when wired. I reckon it'd be aggressive at first then snuggly. The best.
>>5398281
fair dinkum u shit cunt
>>5398281
post hairy boypuss whore
>>5398287
My shameful secret is that I really want to move to San Francisco and go to the gay gyms and saunas and be a complete fucking oiled-up degenerate.
Protein powder has made my farts smell worse. But I like the smell.
>>5398274
very horny
>>5398280
I know right? there is a whole set of photos with this guy
pic related is one of my favorite gifs ever. I need more
>>5398294
Yeah i liked the ff10 versions of them better. I really hope they show up in ff14.
>>5398302
Why not just do that in London?
Vauxhall is totally degenerate
>>5398307
Cannot stand London. Plus I don't want to get slammed with meth then pozzed by some construction worker from Coventry.
SF has better weather too.
>>5398305
They should be spider sisters :3
>>5398315
>2015
>not wanting to be pozzed
you're the real degenerate
I'm not the only one that thinks he's hot right?
>>5398315
Well, ive been to SF and live in London and I'd say more guys in SF were poz/open about it. Plus although I'm out in London a lot and stuff. I've never actually encountered meth. Sure people around me might have been on it but I've never encountered it. Just MD and Coke rly.
>>5398319
I didn't say anything about not wanting to be pozzed, I just don't want to get pozzed by some random bloke.
I'd happily shoot a qt's blood to get pozzed though. I've only done minor bloodplay but it was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
>>5398315
>Plus I don't want to get slammed with meth then pozzed
i've got some bad news for you about sf
Find where you belong:
http://www.findyourspot.com/
What is your #1 city?
>Get session at the gym
>Up 5 lbs at weigh in
>Bulk is back on track
/Gaygen/, will you still love me when I get fat?
>>5397908
You /fraud/ too?
>>5398046
Invest in one of those nifty vibrating cock rings m8.
>>5398334
me means he'd rather get pozzed in a place with good weather
>>5398334
>...by some construction worker from Coventry.
I have nothing against receiving the greatest gift from a qt, I just don't want it to be during some drugged up degenerate orgy with random men.
>>5398327
I always said I'd never do meth then I read the VICE article about London meth orgies and it kinda changed my mind.
>>5398340
I visited boystown in Chicago, it was awesome.
>>5398348
Imma just stick with Mandy,Gary and Charlie desu. They my go to m8z
>>5398325
TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOR, HONOR AND A PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
>>5398291
Please, no. I want nothing to do with your alternative lifestyle choices.
>>5398296
We don't have enough moisture to sustain your thirsty ass, Kouhai. Stay away.
>>5398345
>Slowly posting more face
>No longer censoring the tat
Kuhuhu, the decline begins.
Bent butthole when?
>>5398317
>>5398317
And you should GO BACK! >;3
>>5398369
>not wanting to show me the light and make me a nice, wholesome boy
it's like you don't even love me anymore
>>5398345
We'll love you when you look like this
>>5398369
Must be all that saltiness from you sucking it up
>>5398359
Mandy, Amy and whatever name goes for 2cb <3
>>5398345
why do you shave your body hair. It doesn't make any sense.
>>5398391
He likes trannies. He is one of those "str8" guys which is code word for biscum. :3
Wot is da SPEE up to?
>>5398340
#1 Heber Springs-Greers Ferry Lake, AR
#2 Mountain Home/Bull Shoals, AR
#3 Hopkinsville, KY
Seriously WTF? I would never live in Arkansas or Kentucky.
>>5398400
I know he is, but it doesn't mean he has to look terrible by shaving his body hair instead of owning it and being a sexy full bear instead of the half bear he is with a beard
>me skyrim
>sp 7 days to die
>>5398400
grown men using the :3 emoji really annoys me. You're not a 12 year old girl. Stop trying to be cute
>>5398409
I'm trying to be annoying and i can see it's working >.<
>>5398409
Grown men are the cutest though :3
>Thought I was going to get fired for walking out last night during the gas leak
>Go into work all prentending nothin happened
>Thought I was going to get fired
>had a whole story made up about how gas leaks and bad family situation ib case they question me
>they come up to me and say make sure you clock out for break and at the end of the day
>tfw got paid for work I didn't do
>worked one hour and got paid for 9
Lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelleelellelelele
>>5398418
>tfw no senpai x jupp power couple
senpai is best canadian :3
>>5398375
I will always love you, Smutpuppy. Everyone in gg is worthy of my love!
I just can't agree with your, uh..hobbies.
>>5398379
No salt here, babe. Please stop promoting unhealthy body types.
>>5398391
>>5398408
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
>>5398376
Close, Othello.
A satyr is incomplete without his beard.
>>5398424
get them coins gurl
>>5398430
>>5398430
You're such a hypocrite
You know you want your bum smashed by a fat hairy MAN with HONOR.
>>5398424
i forgot to clock out after my shift one time and nobody noticed until a day and a half later
i thought they were going to fire me for sure but they were just like
be more careful
was very cash
>>5398430
it's okay, you can still pretend to disapprove in front of everyone else
but i know how you feel behind closed doors, babe
>>5398432
Yaaaas.
I love talking like this when playing Dota and annoying all the str8ies
>>5398425
Tru
Poor SPuppy is just a distant second
>>5398443
>implying it isn't venser first than sp second and you at the end of the list of ten billion
:3
>>5398437
>tfw wiz isn't a fit muscle dadbear yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xJoVCjBUco
>>5398456
>what are you waiting for?
A gastric band to be fitted
>>5398452
Hush, piggy
>>5398456
Dont worry. I found my spark again and I want to hit the gym again. This time I'm going to do things differently.
>>5398458
Look, I said I'd fuck you but I'm getting more and more turned off with every song/set you post. Stahp or I'm gonna have to bang you in silence
>>5398466
>that gif
You wish fag lord
>>5398464
>>5398464
TOP KEK
Like i could afford such things. Nice joke tho... 4/10
>>5398425
>>5398443
>>5398472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAFiRG-DtSk
What ya gonna do, big boy? ;)
>>5398437
Th-this is not okay!
Whatever you do, do not post more!
>>5398439
Lies, nothing goes near my bum bum. It would be like fucking a cluster of daddy longlegs.
>>5398440
>tfw no Puppers to put up a wholesome facade with
>>5398477
Gnihihi
>>5398479
not fuck you, also deny you fucking me, and slap you with my floppy cock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmbl2w7LNNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWt-im5eHz4
Man, I wanna run across a giant stage with my shirt off to Frank Marino songs.
>>5398480
>that picture
I'm going to be sick
>>5398477
>post is about you not your husband
oh jupp you silly billy
>>5398488
:]
>>5398484
I'd like to see you try, faggot.
>>5398492
In your dreams bby
>>5398480
w-we can convince everyone we're perfectly normal, i promise
they'll think we only have missionary sex with the lights off and everything
>>5398492
>please daddy slap me in the face with your cock
reading between the lines of this post
>>5398490
>>5398490
y u do dis? I hate spiders and deathly afraid of them..... BUT I'M STILL MASC!
>tfw senpai and rugby would be the first top4top relationship on gaygen
can't wait till they move in together :3d
>>5398504
Nah. People who exclusively top or bottom are boring. I'd make you mix it up.
>>5398504
tops can be slapped by cocks as well
>>5398498
I want to attend church with Slutpoopy and listen to sermons with vibrators in our butts!
>>5398501
Psht. Fatposters are all talk.
Can't even handle some cute little arthropods.
You'll never last in the real world, canuck enabler.
>>5398522
this is verging too close to erp
we both know i can't step foot in the house of the lord anyway
>>5398524
you should drag venser there and eiffel tower him
>>5398524
You're not denying the suggestion ;)
I never have and don't think I ever could date an exclusive top/bot. Why make sex predictable? At least mixing it up allows for power reversals and more fun for everyone
>>5398522
>real world
I live in the inner city with tons of black people and i would rather be around them than one spider.
What are some things I can do to convince my boyfriend to be more active with sex.
He doesnt like doing anything to do with butts and most sex he doesnt even move off of his back and it ends up with us just wanking each other off or me making out with just under his balls until he finishes himself off (that is if he doesnt stop me first because Im getting too close to where he doesnt like).
Ive tried to let him fuck me but he always says he doesnt feel like it. Is there anything else I can do to try and get him more into it.
>>5398537
You're not getting me to say that I'd take it up the ass. I know you're Senpai. Sneaky maplekike.
>>5398537
I mean, isn't buttsex always a bit predictable? Because you gotta clean your butt out first and everything
>>5398542
>>5398554
>he doesn't poop and wash his butthole at a minimum
Ew you filthy whore
>>5398528
S-sorry. It's a bad habit.
Last time I got dragged along to church I spend the whole time looking at the qt guy sitting in front of me. He was with his whole family and dressed in some nice, tight pants.
Corrupting good boys is my fetish, which is why you just don't quite cut it with me, Puppers.
>>5398539
>I live in the inner city with tons of black people
That's awful. Thank god we segregated most of our savages to their own territory.
Seriously though, spiders are fascinating.
Many fond memories of catching them in jars as a kid.
>>5398542
I can't wait to see your distorted colon. Bet it's like looking around in one of those mirror mazes.
>>5398524
Ruggy are you and senpai really getting married or is it just meeting? If you are getting married for realz then have you done the K1 visa or some other visa. You're a smart guy so I'm sure you know how immigration works, I just hope you two know what you're doing.
>>5398562
I usually poop before a shower desu.
I'm pretty regular down there.
>>5398566
i'm only a bad boy online
i'm a frigid bitch irl :3c
>>5398569
Gurl...
>>5398566
>I can't wait to see your distorted colon.
You say the most romantic things bb.
>>5398569
>tfw senpai and rugby get married and settle down in Alberta before you and your huspup
>>5398521
you know you love sucking cock
>>5398597
Never said I didn't
>>5398602
*unzips dick*
>>5398612
Whore
>>5398566
>Thank god we segregated most of our savages to their own territory
We did this too for a long time till the jews ruined american with civil rights and the hippy movement.
>>5398613
Takes one to know one!
>>5398613
>posting this much itt
i know you're qt but what are you doing
>>5398582
>>5398589
>gurl
>mate
These aren't responses that convey any meaning. Which adds more to my disbelief of your relationship.
>>5398580
But you're not my type anyway.
I would never take home a f-fuzzy, pudgepuppy to meet my family! If I were to step away for a couple of seconds, you'd be showing them your dog masks and tail plugs in no time.
>>5398583
ty ty
>>5398616
Well, at least your darkies aren't as bad as ours.
>>5398628
Always enough dick for all the pups to enjoy!
>>5398591
Why settle in Canada poor when you can make money in US and transfer USD over to CAD gaining profit?
>>5398644
Never mind new thread already baleeted tfw slow
Barely related Q (why does this board have no QTDDTOT?)...
Went to craigslist and for whatever reason it sent me to the Lille France craigslist instead of Minneapolis. For shits and giggles, I checked out male for male (Homme cherche homme), and every single post was in English. Any idea what's up with that? Do fellas across the pond expect only US travelers to use it or something?