Gay General - Tiddies Edition

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>>5379190


previous thread: >>5377237
tinychat com/gaygen

Fate offers you a trade
>one of your straight crushes goes gay for you
BUT
>1000 lesbians are raped in front of their girlfriends tomorrow

Would you accept the burden?

I hate long distance relationships.

>>5379209
Liking straight guys is such a 15 year old thing.
Plus their dicks have been in vaginas lol

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>>5379209
>Only 1000
Gonna need a bit more than that, pal.

>>5379209
I don't see the downside. Fuck yeh I would.

>>5379209
>women getting raped

There doesn't even need to be a reward for me I pick that one always.

>>5379218
I think I have a new fetish that is starting to take from, something along the lines of asking gay men if they can taste the vagina on my dick when they give me blowjobs or whispering in their ear about how the cock that's in their ass has been in tons of sopping wet vaginas.

>>5379218
>implying you wouldn't fuck an extremely, deeply attractive woman.

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>>5379209
Sorry, my straight crush already went gay for me.
no raped lesbians for you

>>5379247
>tfw your straight crush if your bff
>tfw he's gay with you for a bit
>tfw now he's 'straight'.

life is pain

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>>5379209
>can still get off to straight porn but only if it's rape

>>5379243
that's kinda hot

>tfw start to turn gay because no girls around
>see qt soft girl
>instantly infatuated with her
>ohwell.jpg

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>tfw he begs for your dick when you finger him
>tfw in post sex cuddles he says he's thankful you're part of his life
>tfw you're thankful to be there for him

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>>5379247
>tfw no sans bf to have a bad time with

>>5379336
>tfw no asgore daddy bf to eat cummies with

>>5379354
Human sans would have a BP
Normal sans wouldnt

>>5379360
He's still shit compared to asgore

>>5379304

The desires of the flesh makes one hella delusional.

I just want some big bara tiddies to suck on.

>>5379391
>tfw he begs you to cum in him

Anyone else feel the world is going crazy? Gays who want daddies cummies or to cum inside hairy bear holes. Gays who want youthful underage looking twinks who are ex-trans. We have translolis who think they are under age girls and leave their family and kids to live out their fantasy. We have men raping young children. Gays constantly talking about hate raping each other. Women killing their unborn babies because they don't want to grow up and live out their teenage fantasies. So many confused lgbt and straight ppl. Tons of murderers, adulters, sexually immoral fuck ups, etc. If its not the end times...what is it? No time in history has been this fucked up.

>>5379470
>cummies
kill yourself

>>5379304
damnnnnnnnnnnnnn thissss movieeee

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>>5379470
>No time in history has been this fucked up.
Really, fagmuffin?

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>>5379470
>No time in history has been this fucked up.

>>5379209
No, because I don't have straight crushes. I don't do gay crushes either, because I'm a hopeless shut-in.

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>>5379304
That was us this morning. I was the nuzzler.

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>>5379470
Gays have rights now, what else did you expect? The degeneracy to stop?

>met last major BF here
>we dated for 9 months
>left on good terms, but he eventually faded
>it's been over a year, but I miss him so much
>I haven't felt loved since
>avoided gaygen since our break-up
H-hey guys... how are things?

>>5379578
Things are alright
I have 11 posts before my post counts become 1916 and I retire this name + trip probably
Gonna watch the McGregor fight later

>>5379568
Did sp beg for you to inject your liquid testosterone in his butt?

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>>5379596
Obviously you haven't had morning sex or attempted morning sex before. If planned badly you end up with shit dick and things don't turn out well. Especially if you had bunch of pizza last night. The chance of that pizza is already poo by morning is highly possible.

But I did hump him from behind for a minute or so while my dick throbbed on him.

>normal morning

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>>5379604
>Obviously you haven't had morning sex or attempted morning sex before

>Making assumptions
>being catty

Ho ho ho merry hey!
Jolly jolly jolly wanna doodle all day!

>>5379604
>SP gets shit dick

0/10 bottom eat more fiber

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>>5379626
Well shit dick is a fact of reality. I can say right now that if he wanted to top me this morning he would have had a nasty shit dick since I have to shit soon after my coffee.

I noticed people on here either live in reality or don't. There are a few who jump back and forth between really stupid crazy and normal on a daily basis.

>>5379640
FIBER SUPPLEMENTS
Don't you know how to gay

>tfw your bf doesn't even care if he gets shit dick or not

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>>5379637
>>5379643
It's not about fiber you dumb ass. It's about scheduled times of shitting. Some people have times of the day when their digestive system personally has to shit. We get enough fiber in our diet, but or me I usually shit 30 or so minutes after I wake up. Therefore I know for a fact that morning sex is not an option for me ever. My digestive system is like clock work. so your fiber posts are completely irrelevant.

>>5379656
I don't care. Shitdick is just part of spontaneous sex sometimes. Yes you can plan your whole diet and schedule around getting fucked and having your dick come out lemony fresh, or you can just eat whatever you want and fuck whenever you want and just hop in the shower afterwards.

>>5379673

This is what we do already. In fact I'm the one that bitches about giving the bf shit dick but he just tells me to shut up and stop worrying about it.

>>5379676
Yeah, that wasn't meant to be a dismissive and mean "I don't care", it was like I was agreeing with him, "I don't care either".

>>5379294
And yet

You're here

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>>5379673
Well we use to have an attachment enema to the shower back when we had an apartment together. It worked very well to flush out shit when we wanted spontaneous sex, but we now live in a house renting out a room so we can't attach the enema to the shower since other people use it.

http://www.amazon.com/Cleanstream-LE776-Shower-Enema-System/dp/B002FCN7Y2

>>5379664
Metamucil :)

>>5379686
>renting out a room

>>5379686
Honestly if shitdick is a big enough issue you could just use condoms.

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>>5379689
>cheap rent compared to apartments around
>free internet which you can't find anywhere
>we don't pay for electricity
>don't have to pay for doing laundry
>free garage for my car
I say we got a good deal mang. You should try it sometime.

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>>5379693
You know how expensive condoms are now? Good lube is nearly 14 bucks for a small little bottle. Plus, bareback is the best sex ever. Condoms make sex feel boring.

>>5379693
Use internal condoms.
All the feel of bareback without shit dick

>>5379700
I mean I'm right there with you, I don't mind shitdick. I'm just saying it's an easy alternative rather than adjusting your diet and setting your clock for the hour farthest away from your shits to have sex.

>>5379700
Enjoy your AIDS.

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>>5379707
>implying

>>5379700
>mfw school gives away free condoms

It's a bit embarrassing to grab them in front of everyone but other than that it's so handy lol

>>5379701
I've only done that once just to try it, and you know it was actually kind of awesome. I might try that from now on, they're way better than actual condoms. And here I've been waiting until I'm in a committed relationship to have bareback sex because I hate condoms, when I could just get some internal condoms and go fuck twink sluts.

>>5379701
Internal condoms? I have not heard of this wizardry.

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>>5379706
I only said morning sex doesn't work with me personally. I didn't say I had to work around my schedule to have sex during the day. Only mornings I know for a fact there will be shit.

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>>5379717
I think he means diaphragm meant for women.

>>5379717
They're labelled as vagina condoms.
But they're good for all pussy including boypussy

Try em juppybear

>>5379717
google "female condom"

good stuff

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>>5379719
>>5379720
>>5379721
or also known as giant condoms lol

>>5379725
Too big for sp's tight Boipussy?

>>5379725
jesus christ they look like space helmets

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>>5379737
vaginas stretch really wide and our assholes aren't flappy stretched out meat curtains so diaphragms won't fit in either of our asses.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/ee839fbf836faa6e91222254ed9fd933/tumblr_nyiid4jxS01rourdlo1_1280.jpg

>>5379725
>tfw rugby will never put a female condom over his head while jerking off dressed like a brazillian death squad soldier on cam for you

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>>5379745

>>5379573
>that pic
I miss having nipple rings.

How do you guys do it? How do you find someone? OKC is a desert in my city, and I can't very well go around hitting on people without expecting to get my skull caved in.

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>>5379749
I don't they were hard to take care of and it hurt so much when I tried to exchange them. Not to mention accidentally scraping them on clothes threads, zippers, and in odd occasions door ways. Bleh I dont miss them.

>>5379749
what made you take them out?

>>5379744
>posting dead daddy
;-;

>>5379756
>hurt so much when I tried to exchange them
I never had that problem. Getting them caught on things def sucked.

Kind of miss having an excuse to play with my nipples in public.

>>5379754
Its all about numbers, if you live in a place with less than one million people your chances are very small, so you have to move to a big city if you want to find a partner. three million and up should raise your odds to your advantage.

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>>5379754
Find out online forums that portray to your hobbies. There are always gay people out there that like doing things like hiking, 10k running, videogame competitions, etc. don't rely so much on dating sites. If you are more of a social person join a gay youth club helping out closeted gay men who are afraid to come out or their parents abandoned them for coming out as gay, etc. Just attend their group meetings there's bound to be good guys out there who go to these things.

Personally I found my husband here on 4chan, but that was rare and almost impossible to have worked out so well because of our distance at first. We never gave up because of distance and now we are together happy. It's possible just don't give up and stop using dating websites or sex hookup apps.

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>>5379765
he died?

>>5379761
An infection. I'm not even sure if I can get them re-pierced because of scare tissue.

I guess I could just get the right one done, but that'd be weird.

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>>5379776
I think that's what happened to me. The left nipple was pierced badly, It wasn't centered and got very puffy and sensitive. It hurt to even touch them and got all crusty from puss even months after they were pierced they didn't fully heal. So I just decided to take them out. Plus they fulfilled their purpose. I use to have inverted nipples because I was a fat piece of shit most of my teenage years, so my nipples sank into my boob fat. Once I lost weight the nipples stayed inverted so I got them pierced to force them out. It worked.

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>>5379785
Nice.

You can't really tell in pictures, but the scar tissue on the left one means the nipple is basically permanently erect. lol

>>5379771
I never liked hookup apps. I always wanted a relationship, not a quick fuck. OKC is garbage mode, though. I'm thinking about bailing on it altogether, since I hardly use it.

But you're right about joining a social club of some sort. Need to find one that dovetails with my interests. Gaming clubs are very much a college thing, so I doubt I'll find someone at the local comic/gaming shop who's into dudes.

I'unno, it's just hard to meet people (socially, at least) after you become an adult. Not making an excuse for myself or anything, just bummed. I was hoping for a gay gym buddy at least.

>>5379769
I'm pretty sure there are a million people within the metro area here. I can't afford to live in NYC, and while I can go down there once in a while, I'm not really on board for a long distance relationship. The last few I tried didn't work.

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>>5379828
Usually if you just go to the gym and notice any guys staring at you or finding reasons to talk to you they usually are gay. You can just find a gym buddy that way, maybe more can happen. Idk I never did that before. They might just try and suck your cock in the lockerroom and that's something you're not interested in since you want a relationship. When I'm in the gym I don't even like looking at anyone even when I was single and definitely not now since I'm with someone. It's odd though, once I got into a serious relationship all other men just disappeared to me. I stopped looking at them as sexual objects and now look at other guys like I do with women, just humans wondering about in their daily lives.

OKC is garbage. I noticed this 3 weeks into using it way back when. Everyone on there are flakes and attention whores who don't even want relationships just attention from random people to reassure themselves that they're hot and high standard and sexually desired. It's a drastic from of insecurity imo.

There's more gay or gay curious college guys out there than you think. Problem with that is they are in the experimental phase of their lives and most of them turn away from gay acts and end up dating women after they graduate.

>>5379744
>not sure if trolling or not...
He's not talking about a diaphragm, he is talking about a female condom and ppl do use them for anal sex.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_condom

Also vaginas are a muscle and can be toned. The anus has two sphincters, the inner one is smooth muscle which is why poppers work (effects smooth muscle only). The bad thing about smooth muscle is that if you over stretch it, it can't be toned back.

How do you talk with a shy guy? I know he likes me but he's really bad at keeping a conversation going. Especially when we're texting.

I try to ask him questions about his life and such but it feels like I'm interrogating him sometimes.

>>5379859
oh my god you are so boring
oldfag gay gen is shit

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>>5379866
Thanks for the disgusting visualization of a vagina.

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>>5379871
If you can't entertain yourself you just might be the boring one here. Why are you even here? If you weren't a boring individual you would be doing something productive right now instead of yelling at a random gay man in a gay picture posting board about gay men.

rekd

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>mfw just found out you can fuck paladin Danse

fallout 4 just went from a 5/10 to a 7/10 in my opinion

I can cook, clean, give good head, and I'll call you daddy if you're into that. Someone marry me.

>>5379859
>checking out guys at the gym
I usually do it out of boredom when I'm doing cardio, but try really hard not to make it noticeable, since I'm terrified of other people at this point. Nobody at the gym talks to me, and frankly I don't have an issue with that. I have a buddy who goes with me sometimes, but he's straight as they come. Nice to have someone to run with, though. I want to just get a weight set and lift at home, since I'm embarrassed to do it at the gym. Hell, if I had the space and could afford it, I'd get a treadmill for my apartment too so I'd never have to display to the world how disgusting my body is.

>OKC is garbage.
I really started noticing how flakey and whorish most people on OKC are within the last six months. Fuck that place.

>There's more gay or gay curious college guys than you think.
Yeah, but I'm starting to get to that age where dating college guys makes me the creepy older guy. One of my roommates invited me to a lgbt pool party, and I felt like I was talking to children. She said the same thing (grad student).

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>>5379882
Maybe the makers of Fallout 4 realize that the possibility of every man willing to be gay in a post nuclear apocalyptic world is highly unlikely so they made only one character in the game that is willing to be gay with the player.

>>5379882
Danse is so boring, though. If Hancock didn't look like a California goddamn Raisin, I'd want to romance him.

>tfw cant go cruising in winter on the heath because id sink in the mud

why does winter always mean sacrifcing the things you love :(

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>>5379894

>>5379891

>mfw there is a hidden Vault 99 that was staffed entirely with naked gay men as part of one of Vault Tecs deranged social experiments, and the entire thing is a 24/7 orgy

bethesda pls

>>5379894

>"hey guys, look how edgy i am haha, please pay attention to me"

if you dont have something to contribute to discussion, fuck off

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>>5379888
There is no reason to be embarrassed at the gym while lifting. Most people think that other body builder guys at the gym judge you when you lift weights. They really don't. Most of them are actually happy that you started lifting. My advanced weight lifting class was filled with a bunch of straight guys who could care less about fat guys in the class. There were two really fat guys in our class who look like they never lifted weights in their lives. Everyone was supportive and were happy to help the guys out on their lifts. The muscle building culture is more accepting to skinny and fat guys than people stereotype them to be. Look at Arnold he is content lifting with retarded children in this pic. Lifting culture is an accepting one.

how old are you?

>>5379908

this

when i started lifting i was super selfconscious, but having seen a 6 foot black guy wearing underpants and no trousers while he lifts, a collegetype guy doing barbell hip thrusts and of course some skeletons me just benching the empty bar, i can safely say that nobody gives a shit.

just lift!

>>5379908
Basicly this. Everyone i've met in the gym was a bro. Given half a chance they'll talk your ear off with lifting and diet advice.

>>5379908
Bottom right, nozzy detected

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>>5379913
Indeed no one else gives a shit who you are or what you look like or how much you're lifting. If there ever is someone who cares a gives you bad looks or annoys you orders you around like a gym bully they are just stupid fucking assholes that everyone hates and you shouldn't take their actions or what they say personally because if they are huge and acting like that they're probably just going through roid rage and actually should be perma banned fronm the gym.

>>5379209
>Would you accept the burden?
The biggest burden for me would be to decide which straight crush.
The one that would probably kill himself if he'd ever realise he loves me?
The qt midget who might be gay already?
Or do I go for the nice reasonably attractive friend (who isn't actually a crush I'd just suck his dick if he asked) I know just so I can flaunt my new boyfriend in the face of another homo who had a crush on him already?

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>>5379908
31. 32 next year.

I'm so sick of being fat. I lost close to 100 pounds, and then hit a plateau, got discouraged, retreated into being a dumbass cardio bunny, and have been super stressed the last few months and only have been working out sporadically. My doctor is telling me not to lift, but I honestly don't think I can lose eighty pounds by running and biking (not to mention my knees are shit from being fat). Plus I have a huge frame (that is also covered in fat, so not making the "I'm big boned" excuse, just sayin') that would look good with some more muscle on it.

>>5379913
>>5379918
It's not that I'm embarrassed at what other people will think, I'm ashamed of myself and don't want to display my deficiencies to the world.

>>5379923
I'm a big enough guy that most people don't fuck with me, but that's mostly from being tall and broad.

>>5379871

Like nu-gaygen is any better. Get bent fag.

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So, what do you fellow fags think about non-radical feminists?

Do your support their cause or you're indifferent?

>>5379936
>My doctor is telling me not to lift
Why? Sometimes doctors actually know what they're talking about.

>>5379948

I hate all wymyn so they can get out

>>5379943
nu-gay gen is piss hot
>>5379948
i am tipping my fedora to you my most honorable mens rights activist

>>5379956
>>5379956

No its not. its just that more tiny chat shitters are posting with names now coupled with femgen and mtfgen rejects.

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>>5379948
don't care

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>>5379936
>dr. said not to lift
DA FAQ, what a stupid doctor. Everyone knows the more muscle mass you have the more energy/calories you burn on a daily basis.

Keep lifting, but when you do cardio you have to push yourself to break your personal record from before and try keeping your heart rate up to a fat burning level. If your knees or ankles are having problems do "low impact" cardio exercises on machines. Where a knee brace, etc. There are always ways to do cardio even if you are a huge person. Don't just give up, switch things up a bit. If I have foot pain or other issues with my shin splints I decide to do other cardio such as electric bike, or treadmill, or some other cardio equipment that puts less risk of injury to my aching body parts. Also, there are medications you can take such as anti-inflamitory asprins or joint lubricant supplements like Osteo Biflex.

Being a big guy isn't a bad thing if you have lots of muscles.

>>5379961
oldfags are faggy and autistic and they post ugly guys

>>5379969

But the nu ones are uggo aids looking twigs.

>>5379969
but us oldfags have gained our oldfag status

weve grown up with either /lgbt/ or any other 4chan board. Some have been there since day 1. Let us have our oldfag status

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>>5379966
>Being a big guy isn't a bad thing if you have lots of muscles.
this is what gaygen oldfags actually believe
>>5379971
fuck you twinks are godly

>>5379948

dont care

but i dislike MRAs

>>5379971
>>5379969
>>5379961
>>5379956
>>5379943

How is it possible to have aspergers this intense

We're all terrible. Arguing over how long you've been on a specific gen making an actual difference is real autism.

Please gut yourself

>>5379956
>mens rights activist
wut
From my post asking whether faggots are womyn-hating or actually sympathizers to other causes other than gay rights you concluded i'm a men's rights activist?

>>5379978

Some twinks are. the ones here are uggo.

>>5379977

I'm oldfag and I only post sxe guys.

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>>5379978
>shadow
Opinions automatically discarded.

I have aids and suck nigger dick.

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>>5379948
>So, what do you fellow fags think about non-radical feminists?
With most things i can't give a fuck but I'd prefer to keep some spaces woman free because I don't want a pair of tits to ruin my precious sausage party.

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>>5379978
You know nothing about nutrition and healthy life style. You have no importance in this discussion.

>>5379989
i didn't know you were straight edge

>>5379993
Good for you.

I'm super radfem.
SCUM 4 lyfe

>>5379999
>those quads

BTFO

>>5379951
She didn't give me a reason, and it wasn't a flat-out "don't lift," but she was hesitant, I guess, when I told her I was thinking about lifting more. And that's why I'm so conflicted, really. I know she's smart and probably has a good reason, but if I put on muscle, I'll burn fat better. Maybe it's because I threw out my back like two years ago. I really don't know. I need to ask her when I see her again, but she also expects me to have lost like ten pounds by then (February).

>>5379966
When I do cardio, I've been doing pretty well. Time was, I needed to slow down occasionally, but I can sustain an, albeit slow, speed constantly. My inside foot arches get shredded to shit when I run, because most running shoes don't fit my wide-ass feet. Inserts help, to a degree.

I don't know. I grew up back when twink was the default and I assumed that I had to be one to be attractive. I think getting depressed about never being able to be a tiny little twink fuckboy is what's making this shit difficult for me. It's unrealistic to want that body, I know. I just wish I could be happy with working within my limitations.

What really scares me is that the thought that I might be able to lose the weight and still find my body putrid.

>>5380001

I'm not, "sxe" here is phonetic.

>>5380012
Use sxc it's way cuter

>>5380011
>she

Tell her to piss off. Women don't know shit.

>>5380015

No, I want to invoke a vague sense of core kid aesthetics whilst disregarding them simultaneously.

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>>5379993
>not also sucking toes
niq pls

>>5380017
can you be more of a stereotype?

>>5380027

Get that shit the fuck outta here. Gay Gen is for Whites only!

>>5380031

Yes goyim listen to that woman. heh heh heh

>>5380011
>"don't lift,"
This sounds like a case of your doctor being retarded.

There are plenty of lifts you can do that don't put strain on your back. You might want to look into getting a physical therapist to help you with back related exercises to strengthen your back muscles.

>>5380040
It's not the muscles, it's my spine. I have a compressed disk from doing nothing but cutting, splitting, and hauling firewood with my dad every fall/winter/spring for fifteen years. I go to a chiropractor a couple of times a year for routine maintenance, even though I know it's largely a waste of money. Insurance pays, though, so I'm not going to risk going to an ortho who will want to unzip me like a fucking jansport backpack in order to fix it.

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>>5380011
>slow pace cardio
That might be why you hit a plateau in cardio weight loss. Changing the intervals to "normal, medium intensity, high intensity" and then some days doing only "high intensity for a short amount of time" or "medium intensity to high intensity" is the best way to lose weight. If you stay at a constant speed your body gets use to it and burns less calories to reach this constant. You have to push your body gradually always doing better than you did before.

This goes for eating as well. If your calorie intake is at a flux of low calorie to high calorie with medium calorie intake for the amount of exercise you are doing your body can't compensate so quickly and you end up tricking your metabolism to being faster than it was before. But some may argue "calories in/ calories out" but not all calories have the same effects because "simple carb vs. complex carbs" etc.

I think /fit/ might help you better with this than the gay community. Here gays just yell at you calling you a disgusting fat ass instead of actually trying to help you.

Granted /fit/ is filled with fat haters who will troll you and attack everything you post, but there are really nice guys in that board who will honestly try to help you.

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>>5380032

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who else here is a dumbass

my job is gonna get automated by skynet soon so i've been trying to pick up learning a coding language

i should've paid more attention in school

>>5380032
>Gay Gen is for Whites only!
No. Gay Gen is gay only.
Us gays of all colors should strike together against the straight menace.
Race issues can be squibbled over later.

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>>5380063
>tfw bi

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>>5380077
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>5380077
Biscum master race.

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>tfw remembering all the fights you won in high-school

>>5380049
my suggestion: find a gym that's associated with a hospital, maybe your doc can suggest one. Also look into to aquatic exercising. Not just talking about standard swimming but also resistance training.

Once you start having back problems you are at high risk of getting more back problems because of how the each piece is dependent on the other but you probably know all this already. Your doc. is probably correct at being concerned but she should be able to make suggestions for you to get healthy and find a personal trainer/ physical therapist that knows how to work with your problems

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>>5380087
but women are disgusting. Men are 100% better.

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>>5380091
Oh yeah I never thought about aquatic cardio exercising.

Good advice Anon.

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>>5380090
>tfw remember the only fight you've been in was in 3rd grade when this kid put you in a headlock for about 3 seconds and you both got in trouble

>>5380087
Post your bussy, scum.

>tfw you developed an unhealthy crush on a guy you saw in some chaturbate video
>tfw you found his instagram, job, real name etc. without even trying

I really need to get laid, I think

>>5380098
a kid called me gay and i beat him up so badly he was off school for a month
i was such a fucked up little kid

>>5380093
I'm sure lesbians agree. lol

>>5380098
The only fight I've ever been in was in kindergarten. lol I choked the shit out of a third grader for calling me a faggot, ironically enough, till a pair of teachers pulled me off.

>>5380098
I thought you had a bully that beat you up all the time (that you also crushed on).

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>>5380107
>knowing what gay was in 3rd grade
I didn't know what gay was until 7th grade and that's when I realized what I was. I kept it secret since I knew it was stigmatized, but I didn't know what it was called or if it was even a thing. I always liked the masculine male body, but never thought of it sexually until I was able to get a hardon/cum. Women were so boring to me and long head hair just never was attractive to me.

Beards were a huge thing I wanted one and liked them ever since I was a kid. Only recently I found out I'm a Pogonophile. I didn't know that was a thing either.

>>5380107
>>5380113
i think the only time i was ever called a faggot to my face in school was in 9th grade a senior was all "look at this fucking fag" when i walked back
and since he had a good 100 lbs on me i didn't do anything
tbf i looked fucking atrociously faggoty

>>5380119
he would just smack my butt and try to get me to look at his bulge and grind on me

>>5380101
Check the last thread. Lol I slutted it up pretty hard.

>>5380125
>he would just smack my butt and try to get me to look at his bulge and grind on me
Did you like it? lol

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>>5380127
we all know about it annskelly

http://imgur.com/a/09old

>>5380125
>he would just smack my butt and try to get me to look at his bulge and grind on me
lol, that sounds so gay-in-denial. He probably had a crush on you and shamefully fapped about you at night.

>>5380127
>no bum pix, only tame underwear shit

haram.

>>5380133
i thought he was awful
but at the same time i wanted him to touch my butt more
it was not fun

>>5380138
i hope so, serves him right
he's really really ugly now and married to a fat chick

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>>5380138
I bet he's a huge homo now.

Sludgepuppy you should find out what that bully is doing now. He might still have a crush on you.

>>5380124
i was in 9th grade
i smashed his head off the table repeatedly, and then started pounding on him there was blood everywhere dude
>>5380125
>mfw i am a twink
>mfw i was just a psycho fuck when i was a teenager

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>>5380146
>>5380144
oops nevermind

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>>5380090
>tfw remembering all the fights I didn't have because I don't have autism and don't attack people or invite people to attack me

>>5380151
i wouldn't even say i was a twink the
i was malnourished-tier, i weighed like 90 pounds in 9th grade
i like to talk big about kicking people's teeth in if they came at me, but the truth is i've never had the opportunity and if i did i'd probably puss out hard

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>>5380155
>or invite people to attack me
Isn't there currently a troll in here posting as you and attacking you. This would only be if you invited the attacking.

>>5380135
I have a problem.

P-pls no bully.

>>5380154
he peaked in 10th grade hard, i'm real glad that nonsense only last a few months in high school

>>5380164
Physically.

I'm not hate-able that people want to hit me. Or maybe they do, but they haven't. I spend my time with people who aren't shit, and I'm good at blending in with different crowds.

probably helps that everyone thinks im straight. Fag-bashed never.

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>>5380166
I'm not bullying, I'm only sharing the goods you previously delivered onto gaygen.

>>5379497
>>5379519
>>5379530
>>5379573
You're part of the problem and must die.

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>>5380090
>tfw targeted by bullies
>tfw never fought back or stood up for myself
>tfw masochist with a pain fetish

>>5380155
>being so beta you wont slapdown someone who shit talks you
>not enjoying physical violence
missing out

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>>5380174
Do you need a hug? because I don't see anyone else complaining; just you.

No one loves you in your life do they?

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>>5380179
Remove penis.

>>5379604
>.If planned badly you end up with shit dick and things don't turn out well

That's only because you eat a unhealthy diet. Become a raw food vegan and you won't have to deal with those issues.

>>5380090
>remembering getting into no fights because I was the weird crazy kid that everyone liked to mock and nobody wanted to go too far and end the ridicule ride.

>>5380186
Remove the water at the bottom of the ocean

>>5380174
You should flesh out your manifesto >>5379470
a little and title it. I suggest calling it "Crazy for Cummies"

>>5380172
That might be even worse. Encouraging my slut behavior. lol

>>5379604
>>5379640
>>5379664

>shitdick, shitdick, shitdick, shitdick.

And you still want to claim anal sex is natural and gays with perverted minds should have equal rights.

I'll pray for you Joseph.

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>>5379336
>tfw no tough, scaly royal guardsman monster bf

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>>5379470
>underage looking twinks who are ex-trans

>>5380063

I dont trust coloreds so no.

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>>5380090
>tfw under the radar and not noticed enough to be bullied or be in fights.
I remember some kid once said that I was "Cool" it was an odd moment where I looked up at everyone talking and got confused why anyone would 1- notice me 2- say I was cool.

He back peddled what he said by saying "well you know, nothing bothers you you're a calm and cool guy" I was like "um okay" and went back to writing or something I was doing.

Kid was embarrassed for saying it outloud.

>>5380055

I would never sleep with a black guy ever.

>>5380060

Just go on autism bux.

>>5380091
>>5380094
Thanks guys. I'm going to tough it out and redouble my gym efforts until February, and then I'll ask my doc about water cardio.

>>5380203
Hey bb. lol

>>5380182
Only time anyone talks shit to me is at work, and i'm hardly going to hit them, even if i can do it and have backup.

Outside of work i've never really had anyone talk shit. I don't enjoy physical violence because i don't have tard rage lol.

>it's beta because I have nothing to prove by having to physically impose myself

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>>5380201
>joseph

wut? is that like joseph from the bible father of jesus (the true father that no one wants to admit)

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>>5380191
>Tranny being unreasonable
You do you, gurl.
But you would be happier if you did you without penis.
And posted pics of your frankengash here.
Praying for you.

Off to the gym catch you keks later.

>>5380208
I don't believe you.

>tfw eating chick fil a

Tee hee

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>>5380221
grow some body hair. bai

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>>5380213
true, except i get carded every time i see a rated r movie... ;~;

>>5380210
hey boo

>>5380220
remove the water

>>5380211
what would you do if i came up to you in the club and slapped ur ass

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>>5380203
>underage looking
>booger

>>5380228
>i dont believe you

I have been hit on by blacks at the club. They get pissed when i tell them i only date/fuck white guys

>>5380233

He would call his army of blacks to fight his battles for him.

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>>5380232
Build sandcastle.
Post frankengash.

>>5380233
Happens all the time t b h f a m I just laugh it off now.

>>5380208
>I would never sleep with a black guy ever.
Meh, whatever. Best bf I had was black. The white guys were all dickhead flakes. The sex was incredible with my black ex too.

>>5380244

Stop talking to me race traitor.

>>5380241
what would u do if i came up to you in the club and put my penis in your asshole

>>5380244
How's your credit score after your relationship with him?

>>5380250
Happens all the time T b h f a m I just laugh it off now.

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>>5380250
Happens all the time t b h f a m I just laugh it off now.

>>5380250
raped

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>>5380244

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>>5380255

tip top kek

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>>5380263
>>5380258
Holy fuck fake me actually read my mind.

Gg wp no re

>>5380258
>>5380263
>>5380265
would you really let me do it
because i will

>>5380274
http://41.media.tumblr.com/529c5fcc025f4d4027da8603993d6f68/tumblr_nwmyddflP31sg0t3qo1_1280.jpg

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Is Niq the qtest fem of gaygen?

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>>5380290
that is disgusting
>>5380274
no

>>5380297

No, that would be sludge.

>>5380299
mad shit taste bruh

>>5380298

Are you even gay?

>>5380297
niq pls

>>5380310

I like my twinks to look like twinks.... not stupid trannies.

>>5380274
sure m8 but you have to prove yourself worthy of my posh boypussy. if you can fully doxx me, find me and get past the negrolegion that I can summon at will, then I will reward you by letting you to impregnate my sweet sweet arse.

>>5380312
IN MY OPINION

shaving your butt is basic hygiene. It just looks gross if you have what looks like a pork donut dropped on a barbers' floor

>>5380297
no. booger is the cutest.

>>5380321
>shaving your ass is basic hygiene

For fem trannies maybe.

http://www.malegeneral.com/cam/dongs/src/1428925751264.gif

>tfw you will never marry the guy on the right

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>>5380322
ew.

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>>5380299
i'm masc as hell, bro

>tfw no gaygen trips to feed me cum

http://xhamster.com/movies/3878524/cum_boy.html

>>5380327
no. for everyone.

>>5380313
I don't even consider myself a 'fem' t b h

>>5380341
so many plot twists

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>>5380321
My bp looks like a cluster of spiders.

>>5380322
Disgust.

>>5380340
Sicko.

>>5380340

I know you are sweetie.

>>5380342

Straight men do not shave their ass and if they do their biscum or closet faggot.

>>5380349
>Straight men do not shave their ass

kekwat

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>>5379304
>That movie
omg, that movie destroyed me ;~;

>>5380322
this tbqh

>>5380349
Listen fag, I'm straight and I shave my... oh wait a sec... DAMMITT!

>>5380360

See lol

>>5380349
youre are retarded

>>5380316

Hot.

>>5380359

Aye.

>>5380363
b-but i only shave my ass crack. my butt cheeks are still hairy. s-surely i'm not gay.

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>>5380348

>>5380349
damn right you better recognize

>>5380385
>tfw never take sludges masc pup dick

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For some reason, this has me in fits of laughter.

>>5380380
>not shaving your legs
This is why you aren't allowed to borrow our dresses, Cinderella.

>>5380386
not with that attitude you won't

>>5380371
aye senpai aye

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>>5380385
Are you getting an attitude with me?
I only want what's best for all of gg.

>>5380406
i just want you to be honest with yourself
i'm here for you when you're ready, sweetheart

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>>5380392
then perhaps you'd interested in buffalaxed videos

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>>5380416
Shut up, you hurt my feelings.
Will still pray for you, but with less enthusiasm.

>>5380406

god you are so fucking boring

you have 4 posts:

>no fatposting
>dumb st-st-stammering
>threats of violence
>vaguely sassy comment

I seriously think you may have never contributed to any discussion at all over the last few weeks of your shitposting

>>5380429
Y-you too, fatposter.

>>5380429
Yeah he's fucking annoying. He doesn't have a life so this is all he does during his day.

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>he doesn't worship demons
why even live?

>>5380397
>tfw not being forced to eat sludges sweaty jocked bp

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>>5380429
Trannies shitposting are worse desu.

Sup bromosexuals how are you Lil deviants doing today?

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>>5380489

Okay i suppose. Just playing bloodborne

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>>5380491
Nice. I heard it's pretty good. Gotta try it sometime.
Still dating your bf gcub?

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>>5380498

You got a ps4? you should add me :3

Yep.

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>>5380385

:3c

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>>5380509
Not yet. Saving up for one after I get my new computer.

How are things in Baltimore?

>>5380512
Sup Bropai.

Which trips are poz and proud?

>>5380218

Jesus and all of us existed before we were born as a human.
Souls fall down from Heaven to get put into the bodies of babies.

Joseph is technically his "birth father", but the father of us all is God.

>>5380512
>pig bottom
>not pig top

get out

>>5380530

Oh okay, when you get one just give me a shout. lol

As for things here, they're okay. Either extremely horrible or just okay.

>>5380530

Just waking up, still haven't gotten out of bed. You?

>>5380536

Me, Sludge of course, SP but not Jupp (Jupp is on PrEP and SP is undetectable), Mojito, Swede (he's going to poz rugby with his toxxxic boipucci), Wiz, and of course all of the trannies.

>>5380553
>you will never cuddle with sludge all night after he gives you the bug

;_;

>>5380553

I dont have hiv ;-;

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>>5380563

>>5380536
I'm poz and proud
Pozing neg holes daily
The best gift coming up to Christmas

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>tfw I saw a cute blonde twink at the gym today
>tfw I "sensed" him staring at me
>tfw didn't talk to him

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>>5380544
Well hopefully things go better for you gcubby.

>>5380553
Finished some Christmas shopping and gonna go hit the gym for chest and tris.

>>5380580
>Well hopefully things go better for you gcubby


>implying things will ever get better for Wiz

Better to just cut him out of your life. Don't give him any attention.

>>5380580

Things are looking up as of right now, thanks bro.

>>5380553

senpai, youre canadian right?

i need to ask a canadian a question

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>>5380578

He'll probs be there again

Never time wear basketball shorts and no underwear, you're guaranteed to lure him in

>>5380580

Ughh I need to do Christmas shopping

Also I need to decide on a new phone to get

Remember to take and post pumped baratiddies after

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>>5380594

Yep

so is ven-chan

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>>5380578
Staring doesn't mean shit, unfortunately.

There was a guy staring at me during lectures at uni and when i finally got the courage to talk to him, he wasn't even homo.

>>5380592
>Things are looking up as of right now, thanks bro.

What suddenly changed in the last few hours? Weren't you just on here bitching about how much you bust your ass at work and blah blah blah.

Girls :3c

They give me such a tingly feeling in my stomach and cock, i luv it

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>>5380602

Why is nardwuar so popular + how does he even make any money?

DAILY REMINDER IF YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS WITH GIFTS AND MATERIAL THINGS...YOU WORSHIP SATAN.

MAKE GOD YOUR GIFT GIVER AND GIVE TO THOSE IN NEED.

>>5380607
>biscum being an attention whore again
Oh boy

>>5380607

I'll give you that tingly feeling in your ass babe.

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>>5380590
Nah.

>>5380592
That's good to hear.

>>5380600
Don't get an iPhone, buddy.
>Post pumped tiddies after

Only if you manage to go on a date with a qt. You can have an old pic from the summer though.

>>5380608

He does interesting interviews and people (magazines, papers, tv shows) pay him for them

>tfw may be hiv positive but scared to take test

>>5380605

Sure work is hard but im making moneys so i can leave this place.

>>5380613
im straight

fuck off

>>5380609
I'm meeting two gift givers at a biker bar next week :3c

>>5380614

Does it count if it's a lewd sex date? Bc I have one of those arranged

>>5380600
>He'll probs be there again
Havent seen him at my gym before and I'm going there pretty often. He was alone and not with a group so yeah, we will see if he shows up again.
>Never time wear basketball shorts and no underwear, you're guaranteed to lure him in
I always wear shorts, lel.
>Staring doesn't mean shit, unfortunately.

There was a guy staring at me during lectures at uni and when i finally got the courage to talk to him, he wasn't even homo.

Well, I feel like this is a different situation. I could somehow sense the awkwardness between us two because he only stared when he was thinking that I wasn't looking.

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>>5380614
>that picture

>>5380617

Good for you. Bust that ass boy and continue working out. You'll get there wiz. Don't let your negative thoughts get to you. Keep your eye on the goal and move towards it.

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>>5380624

>>5380626

Mean to say next time*

>>5380618

how bout you give me that tingly feeling in my transpussi

>>5380614

you look more buff than Jupp..holy fuk i bet hes mad...

>>5380629

I'm going to start hitting the gym again after work when i get a car. I almost have enough saved for a beater.

>>5380634
Alright.
It's weird how shy and awkward I become when I have to workout next to a cute guy. If it is someone older or women, I don't mind at all ;_;

>>5380624

did you fuck buttslut yet?

>>5380637

SQUATS & PUSHUPS/PLANKS go a long way. You can do them anywhere. I always bust 100+ each in the bathroom before showering.

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>>5380624
Nope.
Go out on a normal date with a guy and turn it into a lewd date afterwards.

>>5380627
Still got quite a while to go.

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>>5380607
who are you lying to here

>>5380645

bodyweight squats?

nigga they aint worth shit.

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>>5380630

It's with an 18 year old so I am officially a dirty old man sigh

>>5380642

It's because you know you have to show him you are a strong alpha male or he won't take your seed

whereas who cares about women

>>5380643

buttslut is straight