/gaygen/

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Eh now.

>tfw you secertly love black and brown men
>tfw too racist to fuck them

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why are most of you gay guys so pussy about self defense?

judging by the way you talk I could probably kill any of you with nothing but my fists

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>>5371644
Your first statement contradicts your second.

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Remember to tsk tsk and finger wave at fatposting scum.

>>5371652

you see my problem

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>>5371658
Gurl hay. How are you?
>>5371651
why didn't they just fly into the mordor?

>>5371658
How come you never post pics anymore?

I have a folder of your pictures and want more.

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>>5371651
>implying you're not a shitposting twink

>>5371644

spic here. i like it when white guys call me a wetback and beaner.

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>>5371668
My camera's dodgy and I can't be bothered.

>>5371667
Average.
It's too hot outside.

>>5371622

jokes on you i carry MACE

the best martial art is pepperspraying someone and running away. Many hundreds of time safer than any chink floppyhand shit.

>>5371658
What planet are they from?

>>5371679
I want to touch you so badly tbqh...One of the few boys id make mine...

>>5371651
I conceal carry desu senpai

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>>5371658
sauce on far right?

>>5371679

>that arm

you legit might have an eating disorder
not even memeing. What is your height and weight?

Have you mentioned your diet + bodyweight to your GP and been given the allclear?

>>5371697
He doesn't have an eating disorder just doesnt eat much because he idolizes fashion models as his image.

>>5371697
>you legit might have an eating disorder
nigga wat
he's just skinny
not everyone here wants to be a giant fat hairy slob

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>>5371694
Ben Allen is the brown haired one to the right.
Simon Fitskie is the blond.

>>5371697
Not since I was a teenager, I'm average now.
180cm, 70kg last time I weighed myself.
I think 53 was my absolute lowest.

would you date someone if you knew it was only going to last ~2/3 months?

>>5371717

You must not have seen the webm of himself he posted.

When you can count every rib and see the intercostal musculature, its a problem.

>>5371721

>53kg
>at 180cm

Jesus. Good to hear you are recovering though.

>>5371667
well, Gandalf implied it when he said "fly you fools", but those eagles who were the only possibility of flying anyone around probably wouldn't have given a single shit about flying anyone anywhere if Gandalf wasn't around.
>>5371674
>implying that I don't want to spray a stream of steaming hot piss on your face

>>5371723
No

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hey gaygen

>>5371741
Didn't think so

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>>5371748
h-hello

>>5371723
You just fuck them. No sense in getting attached to a fling you know is literally just a fling.

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>>5371761

Howdy

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>>5371721
>Simon Fitskie

That was a disappointment.
He looked better in your picture.

has anyone successfully went to slightly fat to a twink?

I want a boyfriend instead of a gf....would anybody here date a biscum?

>>5371644
is it sad that im in the same boat?

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>>5371780
Probs not brah.
>>5371748
hiss

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>>5371780
>date
>biscum

fuck & discard.

>>5371778
Looks like a q-tip

>>5371780
Break up with your gf and I'll make you my bitch

>>5371644
>like my women all white
>like my men to be of different nationality

>>5371784

Not really. I just made that as bait. lol

>>5371780
>wants bf instead of gf
>considers himself bi

You do realize how unattractive this is, do you?

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>>5371789

>>5371789
His arms are juicy

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>>5371791
>Looks like a q-tip

go away

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>>5371770
you posted at a bad time, I have to go to sleep

I'm no good anyway, don't respond to me
>>5371779
literally just quit eating so much and you're golden

>>5371808
I... love food too much tho i_i

>>5371809
B/c that's totally a twink body, yeah sure

>>5371809

Why is it that these before and after pictures dont do it for me but when extreme fatties go fit i get happy?

>>5371818

HAHA

>>5371809
Those hips probably don't look good in skinny jeans.

yaaaaaaas

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>>5371809

You really need to wait on posting more pictures brah.

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>>5371778
Mmmm. His face isn't very angular for a model, but he's cute.
Clark is probably the most conventionally attractive light blond male model I know of, sorry to disappoint.

>>5371726
>recovering
I think at 20 BMI, I've well and truly recovered. That was three years ago.

>>5371789
S-stop.

>>5371821
I have a picture of him wearing skinny jeans. It's p funny. They look ready to burst.

>>5371827
Hey wiz what type of men are you into?
Who are or were some attractive trips?

I want a conservative bf
Will I ever find that?

>>5371829
Your legs look awful.

>>5371827

it seemed like an appropriate context... ill go, dont worry.

ill come back in january or so?

>>5371834
Only if you're me

What's up faggots?

What's new in life? Any of you recently had something good happen to you?

Is Jupp finally dead? Has god answered my prayers?

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>>5371829
>those quads can't fit into skinny jeans

I wear skinny jeans

>>5371829
A twink has less fat, better muscle definition all that
Keep lifting, you might get there
>>5371842
Everything's gone to shit

>>5371829
A twink is a weaker twiggier version of you

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>>5371831
>inb4 i get told my tastes are shit

Random order.....

SP, Swede, Crab, Venser, Sludge, Gatch, Rugby, Heron and feelgood (but only because he has a baby face)

Order

Venser = SP > everyone else

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>>5371842
Such a mean human bean you're growing up to be.
>>5371798
Hey there good lookin.
>>5371830
I'm afraid I cant do that fatanon.

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>>5371829
>former fatty
>still calflet

>>5371846
>I wear skinny jeans

that must be uncomfortable to witness.

>>5371840
I'll kill you and take your place

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>>5371815
food is nothing when you drink water all day and drink coffee plus smoke cigarettes when you get hungry

getting thin is no magic trick at all

>>5371780
Sure would, I don't have any prejudice against bis. I think the other gays here would too
> just don't be all like "meh, lemme try guys now"
If you fall for a girl, go for a girl. If you fall for a guy, go for a guy.

>>5371854
Why would it be uncomfortable to witness?

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>>5371838

I wonder what my before and after would look like. lol

>>5371851
Good taste tbqh
You like men

>>5371864
Well you can't cling to something that wasn't there
Well good luck becoming a muscle bear

>>5371864
I honestly think your quads look shit because your calves look shit. You need to build up your calves too... You look like a chicken drumstick

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>>5371852
Ha, I bet he jiggles all over the place when he walks. S-so ridiculous...
Please stop.

>>5371842
>Is Jupp finally dead
No, he's evolving. Him and SP have become...one.

>>5371864
>im trying to become a musclebear
kek, good luck with that, Scarf and Shoes.

>>5371852
I want to be a school shooter when I grow up.

>>5371848
I thought everyone has gone to the rapture.

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>>5371864
>flat ass
Why go through the effort?

>>5371864
It's entirely possible, especially when my jeans are 10 percent spandex.

>315
In two weeks I'm attempting 440 and my front squat is 325.

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>>5371872

:3

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>>5371874
>>5371881

thanks!

>>5371875

>tfw calflet

I considered doing some calf exercise but from what i hear they do very little, and im prioritising getting my Big 3 lifts up over cosmetic accessory work.

Maybe ill mix them in when i start a new routine.

>>5371886

not true - i had to censor the pic is all because i didnt want to seem too blatantly narcissistic

me me me me me me me me

>>5371898
I want to bend over for you just because you're mean and I always fall for mean people.

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>>5371903
You're husbando's a slut, Scarf and Shoes.

>>5371903
You just training for aesthetics or competition?

>>5371905

sorry.

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>mfw i have been bitten by the weight lifting bug again

You know if i really got my shit together and just went all out with lifting i would be bigger than norse fat. lol
>>5371908

When am i mean? lol

>>5371914
You bully a bunch of trips.

>>5371910

competition

my local pl club is the same as Isley's, actually. They have a meet next May that i wont be ready for, and one next November that i hopefully will be.

pic related, its the place. I have a huge crush on the guy in green, but its a secret.

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>>5371910

competition

my local pl club is the same as Isley's, actually. They have a meet next May that i wont be ready for, and one next November that i hopefully will be.

pic related, its the place. I have a huge crush on the guy in green, but its a secret.

>>5371924
Pic not attached hunty.
Powerlifting not oly. Gtfo

>>5371920

I do?

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>>5371929

i dont have the mobility for oly and also it looks stupid.

powerlifting is the optimal discipline

>>5371938
Powerlifting looks stupid

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>>5371940
>Powerlifting looks stupid

YOUR FACE!

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>>5371940

>>5371946
Wizzy don't come for me. You go powerlift some more fried chiken into that mouth

>>5371953

but i dont even really like fried chicken that much you shit lord ;-;

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>>5371938
>>5371940
>oly lifting looks stupid
>powerlifting looks stupid

Idiots

>>5371955
Guuuuuuurl

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>>5371910
>powerlifting
>aesthetics

>>5371960
>those tats and that retarded face and hair

REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5371960
>not wanting to be as strong as you look

What's the point of looking aesthetically pleasing if you're paper thin? You need density anon and for that yiu need to lift heavy. A powerlifting routine is optimal.

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>>5371962
What he said. 100% pure ew

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>>5371962
Get out, my husbando is top tier.

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>>5371960

fite me
strength and size> aesthetics

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>>5371967
Sp you'd love old school powerlifters

>competition
circlejerking on /fit/ doesn't count as competition

>>5371960
Why not just take steroids and pump your muscles up with water.
So many guys at my gym look like that and they can barely snatch 50kg.
It's actually kinda emasculating

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>>5371975

i love pl comps

this is a 76 year old guy who was benching 60kg

>>5371969
>posing asymmetrical to hide birthing hips

>>5371972

NOW THAT! is a true blue muscle bear.

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>>5371972
Damn. He's so big and beefy. I like.

>>5371912
I forgive you!

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I dunno if i could live with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ-pF8QDBDU

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>>5371988

oh and i did try to delete the other posts also but i got this error so i guess ill have to leave them

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>>5371985
>>5371986
Pic related is Doug Young, multiple time world champion powerlifter. Broke a rib during his squat and still continued time bench/deadlift and win the competition.

>>5371994

>275 lbs

no way
holy shit

and i thought rippetoes "real men are 200lbs" was just memeing

>>5371955
>doesn't like fried chicken
You're not going to make it.

>>5371976
Irrc, most of the water bloat goes to fat not muscle tissue.

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wish i finna lick a scrote

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>>5371984

>look like this >>5371846
>comment on other people's hips

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>>5372004
Remove penis.

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>>5372003
>what is a lie

I love it although i dont eat it as much. I like baked shredded chicken instead.

>>5372004
lel scrote licker.

>>5371990
he is p cute desu
and he seems so happy

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>>5372016

If that was me i would be happy and i wouldn't be. Happy that the weight was gone but extremely unhappy that my body looks worse imo but see the thing is i would take that surgery in a heart beat. lol

My ego is fragile it's crazy.

>>5372009
remove frontal lobe

>>5372015
you like it, nigga.

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>>5372001
>rippetoe
A lot of people think pic related is him but it's actually Roger Estep.

>>5372007
You are correct. That pic is me at 202 pounds. When I cut to 185-190 the waist fat will be gone (hello 30 inch waist).

Your..um...husbando..that's bone right there. I'm sorry but his torso is shaped like a lego.

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>>5372039
>30 waist

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>>5372034
Insert estrogen.

>>5372034
>you like it, nigga.
Wouldn't know. :(

Getting straight grills to suck dick is like pulling teeth. Let alone stuff like ball licking and deep throat.

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Hi faggots, I'm going all over florida over christmas. Is there anything gay I shouldn't miss out on while I'm there?

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>>5372039
His waist is 30 in too, so yeah.

>>5372056
wut
seriously no one has ever licked your balls?
damn... damn.

>>5372043
insert hemlock

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Dropsets for max gains?

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>>5372065
Disneyworld

>>5372041
Mhm

>>5372068
He looks better I'm the uniform, I'd probably fuck him still but you need to raise your standards anon

How does one become a nice person yet also stern?

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>>5372069
Bit rude, Boog. I'm only trying to help you.

Going to sleep now anyway, I have stuff to do tonight.

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>>5372079
Disneyworld is gay?

>>5372090
>he doesn't know about the disneyfuckers
they're a plague

>>5372069
Ikr? Only ever been deepthroated once, didn't even take the whole thing.

Straight sex is suffering. lol


>>5372076
I love dropsets.

Supersets are pretty great too, if they fit your split the pump from opposed muscle groups is amazing. .

>>5372090
If you're ever in california or Florida go on grindr (if you have it) and you'll see a shitload of "DPH" or "Disney pass holder."

>>5372090
Supergay. Fat old gay couples everywhere. Doubly so around any holiday.

>>5372100
i live 15 minutes away from disneyland and it is unbearable
i actually went on a date there once, when i was young and naive
he bought me some pins at least

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>>5372096

All my strength is in my legs from years of being a fatty. I have no real upper body strength even though it looks like it.

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>>5372090
>tfw never been to disneyworld or land
I feel like I missed out on my life

>>5372118
absolutely not all it's cracked up to be
go once if you want, but make sure it's during a dead time because that bitch gets so crowded it is insane. and waiting in line for 2 hours to ride a ride for 60 seconds is so disappointing

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>>5372092
>>5372100
>>5372105
this all seems awful t bh, I want hunky boys not fat grandpas

>>5372096
Haha small dick masterrace!
I choke those whores with my mini weiny!

>>5372096
i'd treat you right, baby.

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>>5372124
I hear the horror stories, but still.

Definitely going only once though.

Museums > Theme Parks

>>5372130
i see more young guys advertising it than old tbqh
the guy i went on a disneydate with was a 28 year old 'i go to the gym 7 days a week' type

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SP you still on here?

>>5372146
sadon?

>>5372116
Hit upper body twice for every leg day till it catches up.

>>5372134
Jelly.

>>5372135
P-promise?

>>5372145
>Definitely going only once though.
Basically. Definitely diminishing returns after that though.

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>>5372155
I'm always here for you Wiz. Whats up?
>>5372118
Never been there myself, but an old friend said it's nothing special (he gets free passes in all the time which might explain why he finds it not so grand anymore). Would like to go one day just to see it for me self.

>>5372109
Oh you live in anaheim huh? Pic?

>>5372130
Dland would would be perfect without the children

>>5372160
no

>>5372174
no

>>5372183
But bb

>>5371644

Then don't be racist. It's a shitty meme anyway

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>>5372170

Not much i suppose.........

>tfw about to go through some hardships

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>>5372161
>prices went up to $72 from $65 dollars per ticket
>>5372170
I have a friend that works at disneyland on the lion king attractions for merch, she enjoys it because shes there everyday. I would never want to work there

>>5372161
ye

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>>5372229
Oh? If you wanna talk about it you have my gmail.

>>5372230
>72
a one day pass here is like 180

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>>5372247

I will send one your way soon

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nite

>>5372254
https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/tickets/

I guess prices went up. Either that or I'm thinking of Six Flags

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gaygen, are you in college and if so what are you studying? I am a culinary student first year.
Having to wake up at 5:00 AM most days is making me slightly neurotic.

>>5372279
you get used to it anon
i get up at 3 for work

>>5371780
Yeah. I am desperate after all

>>5372291
yeah but it fuggin sucks desu
i should start going to bread earlier though to be fair

>>5372279
Yup, journalism

>>5372339
What Year?

>>5372230

RIP pupper. :(

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Top fags, are you going to protect your qt bottoms smile by raping any guys that give him shit?

>>5369660

>>5372339
how is that?

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>>5372386

My qt bottom will be strong enough to protect himself and beat the shit out of guys and then I'll calm him down after with a soothing rimjob

>>5372386
no.
and this is why tops must always choose bottoms that are smaller and slower than they are. When the chips are down and you are running away from danger, you can push your bottom to the ground for a diversion. They'll be too busy with him to go after you and you can make a clean getaway.

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anyone here /heem/

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>>5371990
You could. But remember there's someone for everyone no matter what you look like now. Dude would get the surgery if he weren't getting so much cache.

>>5372056
Did you date church girls? Pakistani church girls?

>>5372118
Universal Studios was the real deal. They had all the cool licenses. Pic related.

>>5372386
That's a heart wrenching story.

>>5372463
u wot, m8?

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>>5372463

Que?

>>5372466
they were building starswarsland shit last time i was at disney
they were pushin the merch so hard

>>5372477
>not posting the one where he says he wants you in his ass

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>>5372484

He doesn't say that though

>>5372491
someone prob changed the caption b/c i saw one that did

>the one day that I drink
>internets down so I can't enjoy my waifu fully

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>>5372505
>waifu

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>>5372505
>waifu
If anime, please direct yourself into the nearest trash.

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>>5372505

>waifu

RAUS

this is a HUSBANDO ONLY zone

>>5372517
Yeah anime.
She's the love of my life. I have to use my internet data just to tell all you gay men about it. Im literally spending money to tell you gays. I don't even do it for free. I literally pay to tell you. Im sooooo cool xd

Maybe now ill actually watch some anime : 0

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>>5372386
The particular story is probably fake by how it was written, but that sort of thing really did happen then, and still now in many places.

As bad as it is to get shit from some of my family I'm glad that there's still accepting places and I'm not worrying about a couple dudes raping and killing me for my faggotry.

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>>5372546
Oh bother.

>>5372484
They will have epic realistic droids and lightsabers and it will be bitter ashes in my nerd mouth. Just not interested in Star Wars anymore. Feels bad.
>>5372546
Use the data to discover your agp transbian nature.

>>5372550
I'd feel better if it were fake. Yeah it's nice to have 1st world gay problems.

>>5372466
>Did you date church girls? Pakistani church girls?
Naw. Just basic white bitches.

>Universal Studios was the real deal.
Truth. Harrypotter world was pretty cool, and I'm not that big of a potter fan.

Got to take my pic with Dr. Doom too, which was pretty cool.

>>5372625
Pfft I wish I went trans when I was younger. I can get away with being a piece of shit like all women do. Im too old for it now though.

Having no internet is weird i like ir more though. It is peaceful like everything that's been stressing me is gone.

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comfy game mode

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>>5372630
>basic white bitches.
Huh. So all the dick sucking ball licking chicks I dated *were* huge sluts. I suppose in my heart I always knew.
>Dr. Doom
I missed that. I haven't been since riding the Back to the Future ride, which took me to the year 2015. Mind blown.
So are you bisex or are we just talking previous PiV misteps in life?

>>5372638
I dig the whole zen techno minimalist misogynist thing you're doing. Keep it up.

>>5371825
hey swede hows life

>>5372703
Yeah all women do deserve to get raped at least once tbqh...
At the very least when they bitch it actually gives them something valid that's happened they can bitch about.

>>5372738
>women do deserve to get raped
>women deserving
>anything
Get on my level of misogyny.

>>5372753
Not him but I like the cut of your jib. May you continue with the womyn hate for a long tyme. :D I swear I am not trolling.

>>5372753
Lel I really could out mysogny you. My hatred for women is pretty fucking real.


Women
Muslims
Jews
Niggers
Chinese
Korean

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>>5371635
how do I know if i've fallen in love with someone or if they're just naturally charming? how do i flirt back without being called out on it?

>Don't like smaller boyish guys
>Work at a department store
>All the seasonal hires are those types
>Getting testy

Gay god tempts me so

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>>5372818
If they are good enough at flirting you just feel it out. Flirtings not a logical process you just flirt. Say what they want to hear bend the truth a bit and make them laugh.

>>5372753
>>5372762
>>5372765

the feminists were right. Gay men and misogyny indeed.

>>5372826

Sorry but the gods have spoken

You must destroy their buttholes

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>>5372835

There's literally nothing misogynistic about hating women.

>>5372835
Tits or gtfo bitch. Why haven't you gotten married and keked your hubby with another man and forced him to raise your bastard by c.u,c.k.i.n.g him in divorce court like the vaginal jew that you are?

>>5372835
Why wouldn't gays hate them?
The only thing about women is sex. Once you get rid of the sex you can see women for what they are.

Lying backstabbing pieces of sociopathic shit.
Women just use gays as objects anyway.

They will have a gay friend just to show them off for their own vanity. They don't give a shit about anybody but themselves. They are all pieces of shit.

>>5372842
Isn't that the literal, objective definition, or are you just being sassy, as per your kind?

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>>5372861

Teehee~

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>>5372842
Exactly

>>5372842
>>5372855
>>5372859

what's funny is if the dykes started shit talking about how much they hate men, you'd guys be all over there and telling them that they're cunts and shit.

>>5372859
you honestly sound like one of those beta guys who go gay because you couldn't score a girl.

>>5372872
>says opinions
>YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET LAID XDDD

Jesus Christ get the fuck out you slut. Your comebacks are generic as fuck. Im not even going to say tits or gtfo because that's all women are our tits. Once you take that away they are useless now just gtfo you stupid fucking cunt.

>>5372866
>>5372871

oh please, as if gay men don't act like total bitches themselves.

>HEY YA'LL, YAS BITCHES, WURK IT GURL

>>5372882
Seethe a bit henny

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>>5372762
Thanks. Post jib, bb.
>>5372765
Damn dude. Not even liking Asians? Your hate is definitely strohnk. Who don't you hate?
>>5372818
You won't be in love for a while. Infatuation is a charming thing that can lead to love. You can flirt by engaging them. You can't be afraid of being 'called out' since the point is to eventually get together. Can't keep it a secret if you're adopting a baby together in 10 years, right? Just go for it!

>>5372826
>bottom bitches at a department store
Shit now I gotta go to the mall.

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>>5372872

Because hating men is the wrong opinion and hating women is the right one

>hurr durr if someone said they like eating shit you'd say they're gross, but you say you like eating bread!

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>>5372559
why do you have so many gorgeous bearded man, I need MOAR

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>>5372882
>mfw I've never met a gay guy like that

>>5372881
you know what's just as annoying as a SJW who wants to kill all men?

angry fags who wants to kill all women and go full /pol/

yes because you are nothing like the extremist far left when you act just like them.

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Well, finally talked with the guy I was sperging about the other day.

It was a dissapointment, to be honest.

>>5372888
but you guys eat literal shit all the time. Anal sex and rim jobs ya know.

Honestly ya'll sound like a bunch of whiny ass bitches and you guys get into stupid trip fag drama and threaten to post each other nudes and shit.

No difference between you guys and women except for the politics.

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>>5372906

>she doesn't clean her ass

A good bottom's anus is cleaner than your mom's mouth desu

>>5372902

Why so disappointing?

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>>5372872
>what's funny is if the dykes started shit talking about how much they hate men, you'd guys be all over there and telling them that they're cunts and shit.
>implying lesbos wouldn't trade places with a gay man given a choice
>implying men aren't the greatest thing that has ever happened
>implying that I am not implying implications
ISHIGERTY DIGGERTY DOO!

>>5372902
I always overhype guys in my head and they end up being a disappointment.

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>>5372921
so? There's several threads here where gay men wished they were straight. Not to mention so many of you guys end up transitioning. Just look at Mouse.

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>>5372898
I don't want to kill all women. We have a sense of humor. I just want separate but equal. Pic related.

>>5372902
Sorry to hear that. What happened?

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Does anyone have the edited version of this picture where the honey is actually cum?

>>5372703
Biscum

>>5372902
>dissapointment
If you do it enough, you'll learn not to sperg at all.

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>>5372920
>>5372943
>Why so disappointing?
basically he's almost 27 and apparently he spends his days smokng weed in his room.

>>5372924
Yeah, I should stop doing that.

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>Masc4masc
>MEN ONLY
>So manly!
>nothing feminine about us
>we're nothing like those stupid, vain, vapid, women

yeah sure.

Get real, gay community is notorious for being slutty whores obsessed with body image. Just own it gurls!

Everyday I feel my mind slipping further and further down.

Im trying to bring it back up but I don't know how.

>>5372961

Ew gross

>>5372935
I don't know who Mouse is. That image you shared sounds like a lot of womyn speak that only womyn think are important because of womyn reasons. Stop oppressing gay men by pretending that you are their friend and using them only as an emotional tampon or a handbag that you use to one-up your bitchy friends.

>>5372968

Yaaas kween

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>>5372974
Mouse is one of the tripfags here who used to date the guy who ran the gaychat here.

Eventually he transitioned

don't play dumb and pretend these threads don't exist. Plenty of self hating gay men here. You're probably one of the reasons they want to kill themselves.

does it mean i'm gay if i like bjork?

>>5372986
Why do you know this stuff? HOW do you know this stuff? I bet you pretend that we are your gay homosex dolls that you can play with and throw away when you are bored. Stop oppressing us you vaginal jew shitlordess! >:(

>>5372974
>Stop oppressing gay men by pretending that you are their friend and using them only as an emotional tampon or a handbag that you use to one-up your bitchy friends.

>being this butthurt because I criticized you
for someone who claims to be unlike those stupid oversensitive women, you sure act like one.

>>5372991
Anon you're trans.

Transition right now before it's too late

Holy shit women are disgusting

Everyone ignore them

>>5372991

Yes 100%

>>5372994
uh... I hang out in gay gen all the time considering I am a gay guy, sort of. These days I'm more asexual than anything. I just find it funny how guys like you act exactly like the stereotype you claim to hate and be nothing like. I just call out bitches when I see them.

>>5373001
I like to think that gays one up them on the disgusting part:

>>5367763
>taking drugs, fucking as many men as possible, can't cum so you keep fucking even as the skin on your dick starts to peel and fall off

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>>5373010
Is it bad that I consider joining in an orgy if its a non drug fueled and safe sex was practiced

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>>5373017
>safe sex
>bad

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>>5373017
orgies are hedonistic by nature
taking drugs are just the next step
do not get ever get involved in such degeneracy

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>>5373017

Yes

You must remain chaste and pure until you find and marry your qthusbando

>>5373017
>condoms

why even live

>>5372969
A neckbrace? An escalator? Hey look what's up there! Any of these jokes helping?

>>5372994
>Stop oppressing us you vaginal jew shitlordess! >:(
Nice one, m8.

>>5373024
This is actually true. At the risk of not getting to penetrate all of your bussies, I must encourage chastity for your own good. Sanctity of gay marriage is real. Trust the old fags.

>>5373026
ikr
when did you find out your status
wanna meetup

>>5373046
AIDS is no big deal. I'm rich.

2015 ya'll.

>>5373050
>ywn fuck some qt rich guy bareback just to find out he's poz
>ywn be kept as an arm candy house husband because you're too poor to afford meds

I really am a degenerate.

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>>5373050

>>5373064
why would I wanna keep you?

With my money, I can hire as many hot poorfags as I want to be my fucktoys.

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>>5373073

>>5373066
let's be honest, HIV/AIDS is a poorfag problem.

>>5373073
Because I'm a good cook and I can play the harp.

>>5373086
I already have a professional chef.

Harp? Get the fuck outta here you faggot.

>>5373086
so you can be replaced by imo's and spotify.
or basically any smartphone made in the past ten years.
>im just kidding by the way, you are probably beautiful inside and out. im just in a bad mood

>>5373086
Post signature dishes, bb.

Im going to stop lifting and eating right and just become an alcoholic.

>tfw most likely gonna fail a core engineering class

Why should I even bother giving a fuck about this final? I wanna go on some dates before I leave to go back home after I'm done with school.

>>5373112
why not both

>>5373115
Harder you work, the more cash to woo qt dates. Faggots love Dave & Busters and that shit costs bank, son.

>>5373127
Becausec what's the point of lifting if you're going to drain the gainz away by drinking.

>>5373147
depends on what you're drinking

>>5373112
you're thinking about this all wrong.
if you think about this logically, you will determine the surest way to be happy is to do all three in appropriate quantities.

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>>5373094
>>5373096
>not appreciating the the beauty and atmosphere of live music
>not enjoying watching people play instruments
>>5373099
Confit de Canard would probably be my best.
I love french food so much.

>>5373147
why do you wanna become a alcoholic?

There's so much to live for

keep working out and eating right

>>5373151
Alcohol.
I used to be an alcoholic before I started lifting. Now that im extremely feeling shitty lately this beers actually making me think straight. At least somewhat more straight.

>>5373154
Moderation is gay. Either do everything extreme or not at all.
This remind me of a joke someone made when I was writing six paragraphs about doing everything to extreme and someone mentioned moderation and how it blew my mind.

>>5373155
>humoring others when they wish to display their 'talents'
>wanting to watch someone beat off with their clothes on
>not recognizing it for the attention-seeking behavior it truly is and exiting the room out of respect for yourself and the other person

>>5373159
I lost my purpose.
I lost my way but im back to getting it. But than another thing comes and brings me down again.

>>5373165
No. What is gay is alcoholism.
Fags are at much higher risk to develop it than straight people
this reminds me of a joke someone made after their significant other choked on his own vomit and died
oh wait that was a eulogy

>>5373112
Tell everyone you're taking a short vacation. Maybe a week. Eat and drink like it's a cruise. Go on a cruise. But then you get back on track. Your friends will shame you into sticking with the timetable. Being a booze hound isn't fun in the long run. And you will get fat. Even on vodka. I tried back in the day. They didn't have skinny girl but that shit is a scam. It's just lower alcohol content. Really tho, don't be a drunk. It's tedious and unattractive.

>>5373155
>Confit de Canard
I only had duck once that wasn't awful. If you're serious, I have a semi that you'd even try to make good food. Hopefully you're not French tho. I can't date a guy who already has a mudslim dick in his mouth. Threesomes never work.

>>5373190
>friends
Im not a fucking normie. I haven't hung out with anybody in over three years. I hate humanity.

>>5373189
I wish I could choke on my own vomit. Life is fucking garbage. Its too easy. Sex and bfs and shit is so easy. I even have my life basically laid out for me and when im 30 im going to be married more than likely unfortunately. I just wish I could smoke weed and just never live another day of life and never hangibg out with a human being. I hate humanity.


All edge aside im sorry for your loss anon.

>>5373173
sooo just remember when you have self destructive thoughts like this how unattractive that quality is when you perceive it in other people (everyone's been around an annoying drunk person)
really think hard about why that is such a turn off

>>5373217
Lol i don't give a shit about attracting people. They can kill themselves I can swoon anybody just by how I talk sex is readily available for everyone. You just need to ask people. Fuck humanity

>>5373216
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe the reason you hate others so much is because they remind you too much of yourself?
Emotions are hard to sort out, anon. The internet is here for you. Try not to present yourself as such a dickhead and I bet life will get easier.

>>5373216
Friends, enemies; I don't give a shit who you tell for culpability. Don't get all edgy like your pain is special and new.
>I can't make any of my own life choices it's all planned out.
>Imma CHOOSE to be an alcoholic now.
Come the flying fuck on, brother.

>>5373232
Everybody's a professional.
You don't swoon people by how you talk. If you do manage to con someone into crawling into bed with you, it's not a wonder they don't stay based on your attitude towards courtship.

>>5371717
True, you seem to prefer the Alien look.

>>5372146
>28
>Young

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Back from Australia to visit family, how has the last week fared for you gaygen?
>tfw no natty cunt bf to take you out and fuck you on the dunes while shitposting on his phone
oh and merry christmas

>>5373245
There's nothing wrong with conning people to sleep with you. Until they start telling their friends you're an asshole. I need to learn to be nicer but I can't im an asshole fuck them. They are only there to make me look good.
>>5373235
I hate others because they are simple and easy to get what I want. But I also hate myself. I want to start cutting again. Its so fun than sleeping in your own blood.
>>5373236
I never said it's special and new. I should kill myself because im not number 1. Im just letting nature take its course earlier bt drinking. I am objectively not fit for nature. I accept it.

>>5373279
>melodrama
>baiting this hard for replies
doitfgt.jpg

>>5372466
This isn't true, there is not someone out there for everyone, the numbers just doesn't add up. Sorry. 1 out of 3 men will remain eternal single.

>>5373279
i have a good friend who's pretty old and loves to drink, especially with young cute guys.
his love for spirits has not noticeably diminished his life quality and more than likely has added to it.
do you want to be like him when you get older or do you want to be the miserable fuck that no one can stand to be around whether he's loaded or not?
I guess the third option is to not get old in the first place. Feel free to take that option but for Christ's sake, don't bitch about your decision to throw your own life away because to everyone else you just look like a self absorbed prick

>>5373296
Do people here actually have trouble finding bfs?

>>5373275
post nudes

God dammit I overslept for rehearsal. This is just stupid.

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>>5373341
yes bc my personality

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>http://41.media.tumblr.com/f55e56b48635c0a2adeca0eaf9b454c6/tumblr_nvuypqe97c1qmb55go1_1280.jpg
what is wrong with his body? why does it look so weird?

>>5373416

It's just lumpy

and he has a pretty bad circumcision scar, like his doc did it with a blowtorch

>>5373440
Just so you know that means depression in Japanese in the lower right corner.
Tsuzuku in romaji

>>5373428
>Senpai focusing right on the dick
lmao. not even surprised

I was talking about his torso/abdomen area. It's like his ribcage is malformed?

>>5373440

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5LhB2X0cuA

>>5373416
he's got a normal sized head and a tiny manlet body

>>5373447

flated ribs + flat chest

new:
>>5373476
>>5373476
>>5373476

>>5373452
didn't notice before but you are right

>>5373462
I guess he is slightly misshapen all the way around