welcome to mtfg

FRESH BREEAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD

>>5361886
first for if you take issue with someone or something, filter and move on instead of derailing the thread

>>5361889
I wasn't really thinking of anyone in particular, I just wanted to see if you would come out with a name.

I'm ok, how are you?

What sort of fetish should I foster so I can be the talk of the thread some day?

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>>5361886
It does look good.

>>5361901
but its funny

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>>5361900

Nth for can't stop fondling my sword
wat do

>tfw haven't been into horse cock in years
Great now I'm remembering I have a gpone sign on tf2.
>tfw no horse bf

>>5361901
But then how would we make drama?

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>tfw rapists with a scat fetish could pass better than you

>>5361917
i thought you got SRS

>>5361917
Post more pics

>>5361925
it's a tiny sword.

>>5361923
is this a meme?

Why was the op baleeted? It was a qt cock desu

>>5361923
Edgar does not pass. At all. Literally the poster child of republicans who would spread anti trans messages and keeping "men in dresses" out of girls restrooms.

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>>5361886
>file deleted
what did she mean by this??

also xth for elves

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>>5361917

>tfw someone said ur pretty but they you dont know if they were hugboxing or not

>>5361917
Hilarious as usual
Don't cut yourself on that edge fâm

>>5361940
Second guessing compliments is the road to madness.

>>5361929
>tiny
u wot m8
it's 70cm long
>>5361925
sword not "sword"

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I want a bf to hold me in his arms and tell me I'm pretty and love me instead of fucking me and then tossing me aside like garbage

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>>5361933
Me too anon, me too.

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>Mods confirmed for denying us our right to thick horse cock.
DOWN WITH OPPRESSION!

>>5361940
>mfw someone doesn't realise different people find different things attractive

>>5361936
>also xth for elves
Begone elven scum!

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>>5361951

>>5361879
Male elves are poop, they dont got the spirit of men, they're always calculating and snobbish and just fucking lame.
Also as a race Human > all
Individuals might not be on the same tier but as a race fuck yeah.
>>5361910
>>5361916
Beastiality wasn't prohibited until like 3-4 years ago in Sweden, so you could have had plenty of horsedong here back then, you whores.

>>5361949
>it's 70cm long
Cute

>>5361936
It was a picture of an anime girl lusting over a horse cock
>>5361963
Make me.

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>>5361946
it's not that sharp
>>5361928

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>>5361951
I want someone desu. I don't care if the toss me aside.
Pic related is my dream though.

>>5361862
i want you in my bed okay?

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>>5361949
what type of sword?

>>5361963
never!

>>5361973
oh wow

>>5361969
why is this accurate

>>5361975
Just like you

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>>5361903
is the fan service good at least?

>>5361906
I thought you were done with this place what happened? I've been rather well though, justbeen really busy lately. also add me on fb you loser.

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>>5361982
Because we all go through it.

>>5361981
gladius pompeii type
>>5361983
lel
>>5361972
>Cute
not a fan of much longer swords, 87 will be the longest one I'll probably buy

>>5361989
???
I'm omw to being a fucking wizard. Not all of us will ktf senpai.

>>5361982
It probably is pretty accurate, though I wouldn't say it's 100%

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>>5361940
>tfw someone kisses you and says u pass perfectly but ur pretty sure they were a hugboxing chaser

>>5361994
>>5361975
nice

I've always wanted a nice sword but they're so expensive, all I have is a fencing foil

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>>5361963
But why

>>5362001
Was it the neckbeard?

>>5361994
I don't even know what kind of sword I'd buy if I had the money

>>5362001
But are they hot?

>>5361986
w-well pretty prince charming and synched dancing boyband service y-yeh! o.o

>>5362001
omg who was it??? that guy u like?! ^^

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>>5362001

>>5362013
stop trying to summon noelle back here

is noelle trans?

>>5362013
the R I T U A L

>>5362006
No I'd kill myself if he ever touched me

>>5362011
M-maybe

>>5362012
No it was my genderqueer friend back when I didn't pass at all

>>5362003
thanks :3
>I've always wanted a nice sword but they're so expensive
agreed, gf got me this one, the most expensive one I'll get myself will be 400€ for a handforged bastard sword sharpened
but only if I pass my university entrance exams as a reward
>>5362010
there are some sweet ones
medieval scottish daggers look pretty good and are cheap for example

>>5362027
yes, she's just quite fucked up
it's no excuse to dox someone though

>>5362029
ohh that's old news~

>>5362027
in the same way that tucutes are trans

>>5362027
Stop trying to drag that shit back in here, if he's at least being decent enough to leave us alone we can do better than to keep talking about him, for the love of god

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>That moment you realize you spend entirely too much time browsing this place instead of doing literally anything else

>>5362034
>it's no excuse to dox someone though
I'd agree with that. It's why I'm quite cagey about my privacy, too many vicious assholes who can hide behind a veil of anonimity on here.

>>5362044
>he's

>>5361886
MtF's make me so sad, not because of who they are but because they get their dicks removed, and I always mourn the loss of a penis from this world. :( Beautiful beautiful penis being turned into ugly dripping snatches. Such a tragedy.

>>5362049
Chaser pls go

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>>5361980
Oh that's how it is.
>tfw being reverse-chased

>>5362030
>medieval scottish daggers
I'd rather get something with personal meaning, I have no ties to Scotland

>>5362049
I'll take your bait.
>implying all of us get SRS
Now go post your straight white man opinions elsewhere.

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>>5361951
I just want guys to stop asking me to have threesomes
Well, no, actually I want pants that fit.
And for strangers to stop calling me "sir."
And to lose about forty pounds.
And about a foot in height.

>>5361949
oh shit you were talking literally a sword? i thought you were talking about diddling yourself.
>>5362049
get rid of ALL the penile!

>>5362046
>that moment when you realize you dont have much else to do besides browse mtfg
:^)

>>5362049
so fucking weak lol

>>5362063
40lbs is easy to lose.

>>5362066
>oh shit you were talking literally a sword?
yes see >>5361975

>>5361975
>>5362080
holy shit.

>>5362080
Can you give us all srs with it?

>>5362061
Gay man amigo.

>>5362066
>get rid of ALL the penile!
Sounds like hell.

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How's my favorite dirty bags of mensturation doing?

>>5362091
There's no cock here, only cute feminine penises

my mom just gave me a talk about how i should mature and move forward from my depression and dysphoria, the same way she moved from her dad's death and her divorce.

who's with me ? im going to move forward from my inmature dysphoria and crippling depression !

>>5362099
i'm ok. i'm listening to music and bothering gaygen.
>>5362096
yea idk, penile is ok sometimes. keep like, 30%.

>>5362090
kek
>>5362085
I love it :3

>>5362100
speak for yaself :-p

>>5362096
I mean, the world needs some dicks

I think all men should be castrated and kept as slaves

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>>5362102
You need to be better

>>5362107
I both have a dick, and act like a dick, does this mean I'm double needed?

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>>5362101
I'm not really a fan of encouraging suicide

>>5362117
The world needs working dicks and people who aren't dicks

how many chasers who transition has there been or is noelle the first?

>>5362101
She's right.
Personally I overcame depression and dysphoria by succeeding in transition. Maybe start there.

>>5362122
suicide doesnt have to always be a bad thing
capitalism and religion wants you to think that suicide is a bad thing to have you as their slave.

>>5362124
meh, mine works .... I don't
I'm not really a dick, I just act it occasionaly, weird sense of humour at times and I like wordplay

>>5362101
I agree, you should absolutely transition

>>5362059
i'm not one to beat around the bush m8

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Good night mtfg

>tfw no qt gf to tuck you in and kiss you on the forehead

>>5362130
>>5362140
actually transition isnt an option, a week ago my mom threw away my "hormones".

>>5362136
I'm a little busy to engage in a jest of words at the moment, Indiana Jones is on

>>5362147
;_;

>>5362151
Get new hormones. Send them to a PO box. Rent a locker at a nearby gym or school. Never worry again that she can access them.

>>5362145
There's a pun there somewhere, cba though lol

>>5362147
ni-ni

>>5362152
iktf, don't stress it, I can't really be bothered either at the mo :-)

>>5362151
This is the part where the youngns might want to filter me as I say horrible things about your mother

I wish these socks weren't $20 a pair because I'd get so many of them ;_;

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>>5362145
I think you're just lewd love addict.

>>5362021
where is that bb angel

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>mfw going through the archived thread of Noelle getting doxxed
That fucking pic where he's tied up, oh lawd, that face.

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>>5362176
pics please

they're probably cute af

>>5362158
and what am i going to do once they start doing effect ? i will get kicked and still i dont have a reliable source of money to live on my own.

>>5362160
go ahead, she is a good mother tho.

>>5362192
link pls havent been here in a while

>>5362198
https://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/5347707/#5347941

>>5362198
>>5362192
>spreading doxed information
nice to see we're all adults in this thread

>>5362205
i just wanted to see the pic you dick-having hon

>>5362204
>>5362192
why is there always one guy in these threads
i dont get it
its like some force of nature, its been like this since binary

>>5362196
Parents that see you ever day are the last to notice. Most people can cruise by for years without their parents catching on as long as you don't get a femme haircut and wear dresses around them.

>>5362196
Oh I was just trying to imply what I think of someone who would throw away their child's medication, I'm not good at angryposting

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>>5362215
Fucking white guys, always trying to be where they're not welcome(Everywhere).
Just ugh, it's 2015, where da white male concentration camps at?

>>5362220
Notice the thingies on the floor. Something icky followed

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>>5362220
>>5362192

>>5362112
Militant lesbian, FtM who has penis envy (using that un-ironically here), or a MtF who hates her penis and all other penises?

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someone give me the run down on what happened with kayla today

>>5362226
apparently it was so they could edit out the background later, photoshoot

>>5362225
You and me dude, let's just go and throw ourselves of a cliff eh

>tfw got high again with the neighbor

^_^

>tfw I want him to fuck and beat the shit out of me but scared to ask like the pansy I am

._.

>>5362225
ikr

i feel ill

>>5362231
That pic always keks me up

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>>5362194
They're just some striped thigh-highs I got off of Sockdreams. I thought I had ordered the steel & blue ones but I actually bought the burgundy & charcoal ones. I still like them either way

http://www.sockdreams.com/products/extraordinary-stripes-longer?t=11038&

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>>5362225
So do we get thrown in the White Male Concentration camps or are we exempt?

>>5362215
Why's there always a trans person complaining about cis guys in these threads? :c

>>5362245
i just dont get why guys would post here unless theyre a chaser or feel the need to shit post literally everywhere

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All i want is a guy friend to cuddle with, one that would just see me as me without judging. Doesnt even what the guy friend would look like ._. Developed this crush on someone chubby and not so attractive just because he was nice to me and is always touching me or showing new things, like im not weird at all. Even when having a bad day and really trying to just out everyone he gets close to me, but he refers to me as a he so no hope there. Bwahhhh :c

>>5362250
._.

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>>5362244
Of course, being trans negates your privilege, this is SJW 101, cmon now kuppy.

http://www.teenvogue.com/story/transgender-teen-surprised-with-hormone-therapy

So many feels

>>5362248
What if they're what you call a chaser, but they're not actually chasing?

>>5362248
cartman being the latter

>>5362255
Just making sure

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>>5362250
>tfw try to be nice and friendly and caring
>get shot down anyway

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>>5362262
That's rude, I may be a shitposter but I actually try to keep it to a minimum and lurk most of the time to spare you guys the bullshit.
I think you're just a man hating harpy.
>>5362264
Make sure to put in a recommendation for me to the matriarchy revolutionary council when we get rounded up so I can maybe keep my penor before we all get castrated.

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>>5362242
I've actually been meaning to get thigh highs for a while

and nowwww I know, ty

>>5362259
I wish people were this nice for our generation

>>5362268
Will do

>>5362217
they have notice, they asked me if i was taking pills few weeks before i started taking.

>>5362248
dno, i sympathize with trans people, i feel that its one of the most marginalized and misunderstood minorities out there. so i donate some spare shekels i make on online poker among other things to support groups etc. Doesn't really explain what I'm doing here; quite frankly, I don't even know, but yeah.

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>>5362250
did you transition yet makianon

>>5362268
also when you are you gonna come out?

>>5362278
Then they don't love you. Move out and find another family that will accept what you are. Let them feel bad over their decisions and where everything went so wrong.

>>5362283
Gonna go ahead and assume that wasn't for me lel

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>>5362280
>also when you are you gonna come out?
I could easily pretend I was trans and have a ball here but I dont wanna be a Edgar. I'm not trans, I love being a guy, I have never felt uncomfortable about my body, in fact I love it because I look fucking great.

I'm just a stupid cis guy butting into your threads really, sorry.

>>5362278
I'm somewhat similar. I've always been a bit of an oddball at times and looked down on by most people so in a weird way I feel some kind of affinity. That's not to say I've gone through anywere near as much shite as a lot of trans but I just feel kinda comfortable around this kind of community.

I feel so sad and lonely
I'm not going to make it

>>5362290
Pretty much sums up what I was trying to say, thank you for putting it into words for me fwiend!

>>5362293
you're always in time to kill yourself already

>>5362293
Same and just being useless doesnt help.
Was so close to sudoku 2months ago , maybe this time
>>5362280
Not makianon. The anon that need to snap back to reality and get a hair cut.

>>5362293
TIME TO FUCKING DIE
CULT WHEN

>>5362298
np's, yw, etc
I'm just pretty chill with anyone who's not an asshole to me, and trans communities have generally been the place in which I get shunned less

So just to be clear there are 3 cis guys in here right now? Fuck off male pigs.

Hah! This HAS become cis guy general.

I'll throw myself in the 'cis guy' catagory because even though I've been questioning for years, but I don't know if I'll ever be sure enough to transition. I've just withdrawn from society and pretend to be a girl online.
It's gotten to the point now that on the rare chance that I passed if I did transition, I'd be so awkward that I probably wouldn't pass as a human.

Oh well.

uhh

>>5362316
stop being a man hating harpy

>>5362259
this is really disgusting, so young kids cant even clean their asses and they think they have the right to decide what to do with their lives.
it is actually their mothers who are raging feminists and they turn their boys into girls.

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>>5362323
I'll stop posting for the night then, just for you.
Enjoy!

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So my endo appointment is coming up tomorrow and I think I'm going to go girl mode to the doc. I tried my hand at makeup to better my chances of passing but the thing is I'm still kinda scared to go out like this, I never wear lipstick etc in order not to be provokative and get myself in trouble. It's been three months since my last appointment so I kind of want to impress her and show her how much I've progressed thanks to her help.

People mistake me for a girl when I don't even put in a lot of effort to present as one but it's difficult to get rid of my societal anxiety. I mean I've had bad things happen to me too on more than one occasion but I mostly fear of my voice (it's still very manly, I don't have a girl voice tb-h). I kind of pretend to be mute but it's not really working out having my girlfriend convey all my thoughts for me (aka talk to strangers) all the time.

So what I wanted to ask is; is going out girl mode with guy voice and this sort of look a good idea? Is presenting fem in public something I should delay for later when I get surgery/am further into HRT/pass more/voicetrain?

i need to write a suicide letter but i dont want my parents to think i did it because i wanted to be a girl.
need ideas.

>>5362316

what she (>>5362323) said
Seriously though, what have I personally done to offend you?

>>5362331
>>5362334
:)

>>5362332
Is there a restroom in the waiting room? Apply the make-up and stuff in there if you're anxious about being out in public in grillmode! :)

>>5362332
you look nice. train your voice more though...

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>>5362332
>People mistake me for a girl
>mistake
Rikki pls
Post voice, its probably not that bad knowing you

>>5362347
ohh u hypocritical girll!!

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>tfw no qt pale-skinned dark-haired trans GF who has a nice, well paying and low stress job who allows me to stay home, play vidya and watch anime while she supports me financially and services my cock and also buys me anime figurines and a mini-macaw parrot

I don't think I can go on. This is the end!

>>5362353
Sorry bro, I don't think a transwoman is willing to become your single mother.

>>5362353
wHAT

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>a group of "straight" men admit to posting
>thread dies
It is a mystery. Eventually it will just be you guys conversing with each other in a mtf general. Sort your lives out, friends.

>>5362333
"You might think what I've done is shocking. To me, though, suicide is the logical answer to the myriad of problems life has given me. People think that just because you're beautiful and popular, life is easy and fun. No one understood, I had feelings too. I die knowing no-one knew the real me."

welcome

>>5362334
This is not a space for you. This is a space for trans women. You do not belong here. If you wanted to lurk no one would even have to know you're here but you feel the need to insert yourself into conversations. This isn't the 'cis guys chat with trans women' thread. As a cis guy you can go literally anywhere on the world to interact with people. Let us have this one place to ourselves. Go the fuck away.

>>5362358
Im just trying to fit in

Also Ricky you are so beautiful omg. If you would train your voice you would pass easily, no one would ever give you a second glance.

>>5362333
4chan told me i can become an animu grill if i hung a noose around my neck.

>>5362365
well my mom knows i want to be a girl, i just want her to not think i killed myself because of it.

>>5362371
My only issue with him is that he isn't very smooth like cartman.

>>5362332
So like it should be ok in nice areas, but I wouldn't go someplace sketchy. the big issue is reactions to realizing you aren't a girl, but people are already doing that, it doesn't matter what you're wearing, people getting angry over that sudden shift in perception is what causes them to be upset

As a Cock In Socks born gay man, I just wanted to posit this to yall.

I think it's a damn shame that mtf's can't donate their penises for tfm's and that ftm's can't donate their vagina and ovaries to mtf, that way everyone has fully functioning organs of the sex they identify with. I wonder if that will ever be possible, and if it ever is possible

would you accept a donor penis or vagina?

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>>5362353
I think this is the first post I've seen in this shithole that actually got a good laugh out of me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFzKi-o4rHw

If you ever wondered what dating me is like
>tfw I stopped adri for a feet pic on the rainbow crosswalk in the gay area of San Fran

>>5362371
ooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Anyone else feeling this way about me? I just wanted to interact with some cool people but meh. If my presence is gonna cause this much upset I'll go. Would the trip-anons please make their view known? I won't take it to heart, I'll just leave you in peace.

(btw, as at least one or 2 people will be able to tell you, I did ask permission to join in last night, but as I said, if people would prefer I don't ... I'll leave :-) )

>>5362386
Adri confirmed for Faye's abusive girlfriend

>>5362386
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTT

>>5362332
>People mistake me for a girl
Aren't you a girl though?
That's why I'm here, I got tired of people mistaking me for a guy

>>5362342
I'm still kind of bad at make up and it takes me a lot of time to apply it. Thanks for the idea though, I didn't consider that before. Still I'll kind of feel like a fake if I do that, as if I didn't really go through with the real thing. I don't want to avoid my fears.

>>5362346
I'm trying and have been voicetraining already for a few months but it's not working out well for me. I know I need a speech therapist but I can't find one that specialises in trans women and I can't afford them even if I did. It's a huge setback for me :(

>>5362347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s131cFFYVqDu

>>5362375
Thank you anon, you really give me hope but I have to admit I use angles and lighting and stuff to enhance my pictures. It's not a very honest represantation of me.

>>5362381
Doc's place is downtown :/
What you're saying makes sense though. I just don't want to worsen my chances and spike that reaction gap.

>>5362380
I'm not a smooth guy and I'm not trying to impress anyone. Just wanted to chill and have a laugh with some cool peeps

>get excited to hear skype sounds
>get sad when it's not my crush
i just want him to initiate contact and give me a sign that he likes talking to me

>>5362392
No adri is my bestie who comes down to cheer me up, it's totally non lewd, and we don't even do anything bad like snuggling and falling asleep holding each other

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>>5362383
>would you ever accept a donor vagina
in a heartbeat

it would probably be gross because of the ftm, but being able to actually get periods and have children would be amazing

I want to be a mom ;~;

>>5362403
>Just wanted to chill and have a laugh with some cool peeps
Someone needs to start compiling a list of things chasers and the totally not trans straight men who post here say. Because this is one of them.

>>5362405
Same, except my crush is a girl.

>>5362383
If I could talk to the donor, I don't want ripped out of a Chinese girl before her parents kill her to have another boy

>>5362400
Your voice is not that bad and everyone else including me uses angles and lighting and I still look terrible so dw

is Kayla this person known as mouse who was gaylor's EX as talked about on /gaygen/:
>>5361516

http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1449618571262.jpg
https://imgur.com/a/JtHJA
https://archive.loveisover.me/foolfuuka/boards/lgbt/image/1435/52/1435522772457.jpg

>>5362400
It's hard to tell when you say so little. I was hoping to hear more accent.

>>5362417
Is it me?

>>5362406
Just because you say it doesnt happen doesnt mean Im going to stop imagining it.
FayexAdri now and forever!

>>5362400
your voice is too soft. you need to make it more even toned and more i guess "real-er" ...

I love your feet tho.

>tfw talking with a lesbian girl on skype on and off for the last few hours and not sure if she likes you

>>5362429
no its me

>>5362422
Kayla is not mouse

>>5362422
I wasnt expecting to see that at all
Is that mouse ? I used to talk to her on kageshi
is mouse kayla ? wtf is going on

>>5362429
>>5362440
u-um it's neither of you..

>>5362444

who is mouse now?

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yahallo

>>5362448
;_;

>>5362439
Ask her?

>>5362448
how do you know anon

>>5362422
nice catch, that's totally kayla

she managed to get even uglier

>>5362332
I've heard your voice before and you just need to relax, don't stress it too hard I think you'll be fine, even if your voice is somewhat androgynous

Also your pic, your jaw and nose are so ideally feminine that I can't imagine anyone giving you shit for it.
>>5362392
>abusive
No, I had that shit happen to me enough during my last relationship

>>5362406
>we totally didn't sleep together I swear

Why don't I belive you

>>5362456
fuck off, kiwi. the thread is full

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>>5362456
>tfw your crush starts posting in the thread

>>5362400
A-are you whispering or something? They both sound really strained. Tbh I think you're trying a bit too hard with your girl voice, it sounds like a 12 year old anime girl. Your guy voice isn't that manly though, I doubt it would get someone who looks like you clocked, tbdesu it sounds like you're trying to make it sound lower than it really is.

>>5362458
because your trip isn't on.

>>5362416
Except that honestly is why I'm here. I may be somewhat of a "chaser" but I've actualy stayed single and celibate, by choice, for the last 5yrs roughly. If I wanted casual sex, I could get it easily from other places, but "casual" always leads to a LTR for me, and I'm definately not looking for that either.
Please don't think you know the intentions behind my words or assume you know what I'm thinking. I'm not doing it to you, pay me the same courtesy.

>>5362467
does your boypussy start self lubricating? diarrhea can be helpful.

>tfw you just want to transition, find a partner, have a great relationship, marry, adopt a couple of kids, and have a small family and live out your life

>>5362457
2 scared

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>>5362466

it's ok i'm ordering a pizza rn

hey /mtfg/ what pizza should i get??

>>5362371
fuck you and your safe spaces. the only place you'll ever be safe is inside a pine box 6 feet under.

>>5362325
Calm down pol

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>>5362430
OK im going to buy some books now

>>5362481
Get a gun pizza and take the gun and shoot yourself in the face you rapist

>>5362432
But you haven't seen my feet.
Soft? You mean deep. I can't make it sound more realistic without proffessional help.

>>5362423
I don't like to talk a lot. I prefer to listen to people.

Also I'm terrible ashamed both of my heavy accent and masculine voice so yeah, sorry :(

>>5362421
Thanks anon, I know most of us do it but I just wanted to come clean. I'm sure you don't look terrible.

>>5362460
>>5362471
I can only do girl voice when I whisper. Otherwise I'm in my regular voice. It breaks sometimes because I'm usually under stress because I always worry how it sounds.

>>5362439
if someone likes u they answer all ur questions, ask u lots of things w/o prompting, reply to everything, usually reply quickly unless something is interfering, treating u like u have priority status ...

it's an age of hyper media consumption and when someone likes u then they lap up every last update like their favorite media

>>5362490
terribly*

>>5362474
;_;

>>5362484
I didn't say it was a safe space, just a space for trans women you idiot mongrel. Why do you want cis men in this thread so badly?

>>5362467
is your crush Adri, Faye or kiwi?

>>5362476
You couldnt be more of a cliche chaser. Fuck off this place isnt your personal dickfarm.

>>5362484
Woah, I think that's a bit unduly harsh, and I'm the one they're having a go at.

>>5362501
Its Faydriwi.

>>5362476
post dik

>>5362410
You can still be a mom. Just freeze some of your sperm before you get your boys chopped off, and then either find an egg donor, or a CIS female who you want to marry (not sure of orientation so thus the two options).

Or you can wait for when they can make artificial eggs out of sperm, it's actually right around the corner.

My advice, regardless of what you do, get some of your boys frozen, for the future, so that when you do get sexual reassignment surgery you can actually be a mom.

>It would probably be gross because of the ftm

Why is that, I'm cis so I don't get it

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>>5362486

>>5362400
Ah yeah, I gotcha, that's the right mindset though, face them fears. I hope it goes well!

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>>5362489
don't be jealous cuz i'm getting pizza nd ur not senpai

>>5362486
>tfw you wanna look like beyonce but you look more like jay-z

>>5362515
You don't need any more pizza you fat piece of shit

>>5362490
It's just a matter of practice and puttting yourself out there in conversations. It sounds sort of raspy but thats a part of the process. I guess a professional would help but a lot of people have reached passable voices without them and I'm sure you can too. Don't worry about your accent, it doesn't determine if you pass or not. and I have seen your feet before :^)

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>>5362515
>tfw kiwi ignores that im crushin on her

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>mom brought home a roasted chicken and left
>made rice to go with it
>dad doesn't eat any rice

>>5362502
If I was looking for dick I'd go to /soc/

>>5362508
Given that this is SFW board, I don't think I will. Plus to do so would go against everything I've said so far. Not the right time, not the right place.

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>>5362519
b-but rn i'm only eating one meal a day
you mean i can't even eat one thing?

>>5362522
pls anon

>>5362490
It would probably be better to speak in a comfortable voice rather than an awkward one, even if its a little more masculine

>>5362528
You're fat and have a scraggly beard dont you. I can almost hear your fedora tipping because of the things you say.

>>5362510
because testosterone

but idk I havent exactly seen much so that's probably a dumb judgement, I'd just be happy regardless of what it looks like

also nononono

I would still be, genetically, a dad, and I'd rather be alone and not have kids than that

artificial eggs is promising though I guess

>>5362486
Who do you think you are, ufufu 2.0?

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>>5362529
We would chill and smoke and eat all the pizza we would want together. Why dont you accept my love!

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>>5362529
>>5362519
Oh God I could go for a stuffed crust pepperoni pizza with extra cheese, extra pepperoni and the normal amount of Italian sausage on top.

where is caddy and abby ?
i miss them posting their faces

>tfw only had black coffee today
who /neverhungry/ here?

>>5362534
Post books fgt <3

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>>5362534
Or they could always take up smoking?

>>5362540
Sir I must ask you to put away your T-rage

>>5362559
I haven't eaten all day, but actually put on clothes to go get a flat white holiday spice

>>5362554
>tfw trying to lose weight
why

>>5362540
Seriously? Is that the best you can do? I can see the frustration building more and more with every reply you post.

>>5362566
rawr go away.

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>>5362534
Yeah I guess that makes sense. I don't ever use it outdoors anyway so I won't put up false pretenses.

>>5362520
For some reason I can't get there alone. I've been trying for quite a while now, it's the front that shows the most resistance. I'll figure something out in due time.

> and I have seen your feet before
o-oh...
Are you the anon that always asks for feet or just an mtf?

>>5362564
I already smoke.

>>5362580
No

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>>5362554
>>5362573
this is the pizza i'm getting desu

>>5362574
Eh, you tried I guess by parroting my post. I'm going to need you to apply yourself more.

>>5362572
oh man that sounds rad. i actually made dinner too. ;-;

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>>5362456
>posting worst girl
>not posting the only one worth 8man's affections

>>5362289
>sorry.
wait i thought you were a shitposter what is this

Alright I'm getting real pissed off about this Forest movie I keep seeing adds for
The Suicide Forest isn't some evil terrifying place, it's a tragedy

>>5362584
that explains the phlegmy rasp in your voice

>>5362584
>smoking on hrt
>smoking ever

what the actual fuck are you doing
its like you want to look like a blatant hon

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Take me down to the trannydise city; where the girls are man and the boys are shitty~

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>>5362588
Fine Kiwi. I'll just crush on you in silence and loneliness.

>>5362607
>not smoking
>2015
shig.

>>5362612
>trans girls are men
>I respect and identify with trans people
Go stick your dick in a blender

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>>5362612

>>5362584
welllll I hope something comes up for you then :/
best of luck m8

there are a lot of foot anons and some trips that have a fetish for that stuff. im an mtf and asked for your feet before.

>>5362589
>Eh, you tried I guess by parroting my post.
Did I?

The probable irony here is so delicious I'm almost not drooling over the pizza pics everyone else is posting.

>>5362588
looks good desu
>tfw only 3 days into diet
craaaaaaappppp

>>5362621
lol enjoy that man-voice/collagen destruction

>>5362623
I meant to say mean, derp.

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>>5362630
Why do you feel the need to try and fit in so bad?

>>5362635
I was fucked from birth senpai.

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>tfw trying to help another trans girl you met on another website but you can't and shes really sad now and you don't know what to do

>>5362647
tell us more

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>>5362603
But I always had that and I don't smoke a lot. I only wish I had a raspy girl voice, it's sort of ideal for me in women.

>>5362607
I do a few death stick a month to relieve the stress. It's not controlling my life and I can't afford to have a cigarette addiction in the first place.

>>5362625
Oh so you're a girl who has a foot fetish like me. I asked because usually it's just boys that ask to see my feet. I'm happy to oblige either way :)

>>5362653
sticks*

>>5362647
i wish somebody wanted to help me or at least talk to me so i dont feel so alone everyday

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>>5362598
It's a beautiful place :)

>>5362642
Now I am gonna parrot you somewhat. Why do you feel the need to try and alienate others so bad?
I don't feel the need to do anything apart from communicate with other people. I'm here to pass time and have fun. If not here then I'll do it somewhere else.

>>5362666
Do it somewhere else.

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>>5362633
just eat one meal a day and you'll be fine desu
works for me

>>5362617
pls anon i'm into boys

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>>5362666
Please leave this thread sir or you'll regret it.

>>5362659
ill talk to you post some kind of contact information

>>5362680
Lmao

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>>5362633
Ah one more day won't hurt you. Call that pizza boy up and get his ass over with a nice pie smothered in cheese and pepperoni.

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>>5362666
Do you think you're the first guy to come along and act like this? Whatever girl here does end up falling for your white knight act isnt going to be some qt trap. Its easy to tell you're underage so just to end this weak back and forth, you're the one claiming to be straight and posting on a board for MtFs and trying desperately hard to "just be cool". At least you've already admitted to being a chaser.

>>5362690
pls respon

>>5362680
top kek, saved

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>>5362697
>tfw no qt pizza delivery boy to bring you pizza

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>>5362699
Chasers gonna chase.

>So, what are my chances of starting to transition by next year if I don't have a informed consent clinic I can go to?
I asked this in the last thread but these go so fast.

>>5362690
sorry pham, i dont want to share with people. i only make people feel bad
im like that sad blue whore from the movie inside out who everybody hates

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>>5362709
>papa johns

>>5362674
If the trip anon's tell me to leave, I'll leave.

>>5362699
Not underage, and not a white knight. I'm actualy a 36yo Brit, brought up to be polite and well mannered. Never claimed to be straight either, actually said I was somewhat bi.

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So done with creepy chasers coming here and saying its okay. Honestly i dont care anymore about cartman either, he should drop his trip until he has figured this stuff out blah.

Even watching kayla and lily be at it for an entire thread was better, and it was just awful.

Dudz you seem like a nice person but a proper weirdo that needs to go jack off somewhere else.
Or atleast be hidden and just do it without affecting our cancer filled thread with your positive attention seeking comments that mirror your asperger personality mixed with mild autism. As if anyone here would want to have anything to do with you no matter how nice act you put on.

Not saying you dont get to do your fetish thingie but not here please.
Grrrrrr! :×

>>5362726
Go away

>>5362716
>order hormones
>wait one month
>start transition

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>>5362723

>>5362735
>tfw he only needs to post and show he's cute and then all is forgiven tbdesu

>>5362716
online pharmacies are about a month, gatekeeping tends to be in the 3-6 month range unless it's nhs then you're looking at maybe 16 months.

>>5362726
>36yo chaser trip
gross

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>>5362709
>>5362697
>>5362633
>>5362588
>>5362554
All this talk of ordering pizza is making me want to order one. What do youins like on your pizza anons? I really like pepperoni and mushroom myself.

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>>5362742

>>5362742
will u forgiv me 2 m8

>>5362742
Yup weaklings but so totally true cant blame anyone if he is like gosling level of cute. But doubt that if he's 36.

Also like if many trips would like to tell him straight out to leave after all the almost creepy stuff keeps happening here

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>>5362739
That guy comes off as the biggest douchebag, so does the owner of dominos.

Here's a hint to companies trying to advertise, stop putting your fucking ceo's or founder in your damn commercials. You're not as good looking or as charismatic as you think you are. The CEO of Dominos looks even more douchey than Papa.

The only fast food chain that should ever include the founder in it is KFC. Colonel Sanders is the only one, because he had a dignified manner about himself.

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>>5362754
i like jalapenos, onions and black olives if i feel like having it it spicy
but my favorite is balsamic vinegar on tomatoes, mushrooms, red onions and spinach

>>5362761
And that does not include the Colonel Sanders impersonator commercials, they suck. So basically no fast food company should have a founder or CEO on their commercials since the original Colonel of KFC died long ago.

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>>5362767
>>5362761
This is why I love the colonel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c7k2zyLn6I

>>5362757
Tahm, I already know you're cute

>>5362761
Dave was always my favorite, I felt really sad when he died

>>5362735
Only reason I went trip-mode was when someone tried to post as if they were me earlier.
I get I may seem weird to you, plenty of others have seen me that way before too and I've ven stated earlier I can be somewhat of an oddball. If I was jacking off, I wouldn't be here, there's plenty of better sites to go do that. Don't see where I've been "attention seeking" apart from saying if the trips tell me to leave, I'll go, and that was only because they're non-anonymous, whereas the anons could just be same-fagging trolls.

>>5362742
Sadly I'm far from cute, even if I was I wouldn't post face because I don't want that kind of attention. As I've repeatedly said, I'm looking for nothing more than to talk to people.

>>5362746
>>5362736
Duly noted.

Guess I'll be going then, buh-bye.
(will lurk for 5-10 mins perhaps, but that's it. Too much back-biting and in-fighting across the whole /LGBT/ board in general for my tastes anyway, I just thought this thread seemed a bit more chill)

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tfw maybe ldr gf