Lesbian General: Cozy Edition

>tfw no gf to build a fort with
>tfw last girlfriend said we were too old for it

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>>5298538
>tfw middle school gf

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>>5298580
>tfw no sexy elementary school gf

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Chomos pls go

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welp...made a lesgen and right away a tfwnogf followed by trolls getting creepy about it

off to a good start

>>5298706
Already a les complaining in lesgen

Not a new record or anything but its a good start.

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>>5298766
Hey I'll take complaints over pedophiles.

We need a topic, dykes.

>>5298766
Are you a "straight" dude kinda troll?

I ask cause it's often "straight" dudes that do the kinda "oh you called me THIS? WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS REALLY THIS!" responses.

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>>5298804
cozy cartoons

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cozy lewd makeouts

>>5298924
this makes me miss my ex even though she was a fake ass manipulative bitch. i loved making out though. ughhh im sad and tipsy would anyone be down to chat on tinychat or something?

>>5298970
yeah I guess cause I'm drunk too]

but I'm going to sleep in like 20 min

wait is it still somoking?

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>4chan
>no one can take a pedo joke anymore
What a shame. Why aren't you all in reddit yet? Not even saying this as an insult, but most of you would be better in /r/actuallesbians; no pedos, no tranny hate, opinions of straight men get downboated, safe space, etc.

>>5299031
>no tranny hate
You answered your own question, anon.

>>5298580
>>5298666
First of all ew

Second of all you're never too old for a fort.

>>5299044
Can't you just shitpost in some anti-tranny subleddit, then? But please leave.

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>>5299077
Nope.

>>5299017
okayy lets do it just let me know what room to join

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>>5299087
Get triggered by more delicious lolis then.

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>all these straight men in lesgen

>>5299077
pedo dude I'm sorry gay dudes didn't wanna accept you into the fold but lesbians don't got the power to do it either so just shitpost somewhere else mang

not everyone that doesn't give a fuck for your edgy pedo shitposts is some triggered child

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>>5299121
I want to gently pet Kokoro-chan's small chest, pressing on her nipples to listen to those glorious Nanjo moans, then slowly take off her swimsuit and warm each other by docking and hugging. I would also slowly caress the outside of her puffy vulva while I give her plenty of kisses, and have her beg me to put my fingers in so she can properly cum.

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Oh no, guys, we triggered the pedophiles by rejecting them.

>>5299150
I'm a lesbian though. Cis. I feel like wanting some loli pussy tonight, that's all, although not 3D loli. Keep getting triggered and thinking everything you don't like comes from men.

>>5299170
guess he'll just cry and feel persecuted just like trannies

yolo

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Older women x younger girls is love, and you all tumblrette redditor normalfags can't stop love with your name-calling and triggered tears.

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>>5299194
>b-b-b-but g-guys this should be a s-s-safe space for p-pedophiles
>h-h-how dare you make me feel bad for being a b-baby raper, shitlord

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How can a woman say she loves other women if she can't even love them at every age?

>>5299203
I fucking hate /sp/ and hate that I'm too much of a dyke that I hate lememe now. Fucking sports. Fucking clevelandfags btfo.

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And I'm not even talking about 3D little girls, yet look how much into damage control you got.

Lolis are love and their love for older women is pure.

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>>5299224
/sp/ a shit. But lelbron is love, lelbron is life.

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Lolis can't help it but feel attracted to a strong and beautiful older woman to protect them. It's the duty of older girls to pet and hug their loli at least 2 hours a day so she can remain healthy and happy.

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I want a loli so badly now, I ended triggering myself with beautiful delusions that I will never experience.

Anyway, normies back to rebbit, etc. I'm going to cry myself to sleep.

>>5294825
Oh that might be it.

Has anyone else experienced strange orgasms while on anti-depressants?

I'm on anti-depressant snow and I've had a much harder time cumming with my partner lately although I'm not sure if it's because she's no good at satisfying me or something else.

>>5299264
You're perfect. Sleep well you sweet loli loving lesbian you.

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>>5299264
You wanna be a pedo?

>>5299271
What kind are you on? I was on a few different kinds and I had similar symptoms, unfortunately it's a side effrct. It would take fucking forever to orgasam and even when I did it didn't feel satisfactory whatsoever. Maybe try a different medication?

>>5299281
>orgasam
kill me now

>>5299271
i mix of some ssri and bc had me crazy horny and yet dry af for a while until I got off everything

if it's a new partner doing different things than might be her but if it's the same girl and before she was able to get you off than might be the meds

>>5299281
I'm on ciprolex because Prozac gave me horrible horrible shits for some reason.

I started the meds a couple weeks before me and my gf started dating. I can still orgasm fine on my own so idk if that means anything.

She hasn't been on anti-depressants for a while now but according to her her orgasms are still fucked up.

I wonder if it might also just be brain damage since she got a concussion years back and never recovered.

>>5299273
Thanks, anon-chan.

>>5299279
Not really, I imagine being a pedo must be really hard. I'm not attracted to real little girls at all, but I sometimes feel like having some cute loli, you know what I mean? I'm not a hardcore lolicon.

>>5298970
>>5299089
Here use this room.
http://tc.com/3a8bms

>>5299224
>>5299243

I was a B-lister on /sp/ back in like 2009. What the hell happened to that place?

>>5299319
Well girl pedo's don't seem that persecuted. There's that girl that molested her sister and wrote a book about it and she's famous. Plus the vagina monologues have that whole pedo thing. And I had to read a semi memoir comic about a lesbo kid who fucked her teacher for english class.

I'm sure you can do it. You just need to be in a position of power.

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>>5299324
idk I only go on when my team is playing to see shitposters since around 2011

I just assumed it was always shit. I know they certainly weren't always such big spuds fans, not that I'm complaining but that's there now.

>>5299333
No thank you, 3D women are shit and children are worse. The kind of lolis I like are the ones that don't have a realistic child personality (as if Japs could write a child accurately anyway)

>>5299353
I guess that's true. But you're missing out for preferring plastic over gross shitty kids.

>>5299358
I'm positive I'm not missing out on anything.

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tfw no small qtie3.14 gf

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>>5298831
Cozy as fuck

We're having our bedroom painted over the weekend, so no snuggle time under proper covers for us tonight ;-;

At least our couch ain't half bad...

>>5298527
reminds me of the straight girl in high school who used to hold hands/make out with me to attract males...

>>5298924

>open webm
>see wii in the far corner

into the trash it goes.

i've tried to talk to girls and do what it takes to get to know them but i just come off as autistic and embarassing and it never goes anywhere, so i'm just gonna stop trying tbqh

>>5300888
Yeah, that'll work!

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>>5300888

>>5300945
>>5301068
it just means i've accepted that i will die alone to be honest family

>>5301135
Which is pathetic.

>>5299979
I want more lewd Hiiragi Yutaka. The food series is fine, but it leaves me aching for lewd to happen.

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Bought new earphones and an arm band for comfier gym time for this Black Friday. What did you guys get?

>>5301162
Same. I hope food series gets more yuri soon at least.

>>5301488
Last chapter that Yuri-ism translated was pretty gay.

>>5301162
>>5301488
I'm just happy it's not a horrible waste of Hiiragi's artistic skill like GN!A was. And that there's actual relationship development, unlike in GN!A

>>5301488
I got a snoopy doll for me niece, some headphones, and a kindle. Probably gonna buy more shit later today and monday.

>>5301600
Thanks for the reminder, haven't even read it yet

>>5301488
>What did you guys get?
I'm browsing the sales, but haven't bought anything yet. The only thing I might pick up is a secondary SSD, so I can have more space to install all the games I don't play.

I'm trying not to look at monitor or headphone deals since I already have an excessive number of both and I'm easily tempted.

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>>5302059
>using SSD for storing
>2015

>>5302078
OK /g/, what would you rather I use?

>>5302112
HDDs unless you want to waste money, or wait for 2018.

>>5302142
It would only be for vidya, I have NAS for everything else.

I could get a 2.5" HDD, but I'd be spending about the same amount and I really wouldn't need all the extra space I would get. Plus it's less advisable to mount an HDD upsi-down or tape it to the side of the case, or anything fun like that.

>>5302266
>extra space is bad
No it isn't, you can always fill it with copyrighted garbage that might become obscure any time.

Make a cluster for the HDD and keep it safe. What kind of savage are you that tapes computer parts on the case? This is not OK even for a SSD.

>>5299310
Generally lack of interest/desire at all is due to the underlying disorder (whether depression or anxiety), whereas just inability to orgasm/less satisfaction is due to side effects of SSRI:s (among others) such as Cipralex and Prozac

There are reports of persistent dysfunction even after discontinuation of SSRI. I don't think it's impossible as withdrawal symptoms can be very long-lasting. At the same time, it's always good to keep some grains of salt nearby. Many factors can affect sex life and a major depression by itself is not only a disorder that takes time to heal biologically, it is also an experience that requires time to process and recover from psycholgically. It lingers within thoughts, even after recovery.

>>5302336
Nope, that's what the NAS is for. Distributed parity, scrubbing, etc. Keeping my FLACs and Chinese cartoons safe. Centralized too, so I can access from any machine on the local network.

Nah, it's fine. Running an HDD in nonstandard orientation shouldn't affect lifespan in any significant way either, but they're too heavy to tape. Zip ties work OK though.

>>5302493
Still, buying a SSD for videogames sounds like a waste of money. A HDD with the same space is cheaper.

I'm a very insecure guy with absolutely no social skills. How do i make a lesbian friend so that im not lonely but i also dont have to worry about feeling rejected?

>>5302546
Just kill yourself, it's easier and less of a hassle for others.

>>5302556
You do make a good point

>>5302522
I'll agree it's a waste of money, because I don't actually play the games. Otherwise it doesn't really matter, if the space is unused it has no value. Who cares if I get 1TB for the same price as 256GB when I'm only going to use a fraction of either?

>making soup today
>fantasize about taking care of my pretend sick gf
>tuck her into some blankets on the couch
>make her some echinacea tea to hold her over
>ask her what ratio of carrots to onion to celery she would prefer
>give her a head rub while the soup is simmering

>eat soup alone while staring out the window
>the void stares back

>>5302546
Don't listen to these negative bullies, this thread isn't exactly the place to find understanding and compassionate lesbians. You'll have better luck posting on /soc/ in some sort of contact thread.

>>5302597
Please come make me soup Anon-chan, I'll cuddle and kiss you. Even if it gets you sick. That way I can make soup for you next!

>>5302611
o-okay! i'll take all your germs. we can squeeze into a warm epsom salt bath and then watch a movie after. i'll braid your hair before we go to sleep.
haha i'm not crying right now- it's just raining.

>>5302633
Y-youre really hitting me right in the feels Anon-chan, I'm not crying either. I-it's just the onions in the soup ahaha yeah for sure.

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>>5302633
>tfw I know that feel

>>5302597
>>5302611
Am I the only one who likes to be left alone when I'm sick/injured/grieving? I mean I'd certainly appreciate provisions if they were left at the door, but when I'm feeling shitty I don't want to see people let alone interact with them. Even people I love.

>>5302668
It depends on what kind of sickness I have, and the mood I'm in. It it's a head/chest cold type thing normally I feel like I want to be coddled and loved endlessly. But if it's some sort of influenza/virus I wouldn't want to be around anyone.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rra2pQg9gI6nLWPLl_JozZofKCczwco1BGDuubo2K4U/htmlview

Reposting for those lonely lesbians trying to find an online qt.

>>5302591
Buy a HDD of the same or similar storage capacity as the SSD you're planning to buy.

is the TC kill?

>>5302597
Christ almighty,
Anon are you me?

>>5302748
Now you're just being silly.

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>>5298527
Cozy was how I was with both my gfs last night. I wish I could have spent more time with them, but they are now headed across the pond for xmass parties for their employees. I guess this is what I get for going out with two businesswomen.

>>5301488
Nothing, except I deposited a box of jewelry into my safe deposit box, then saw my gfs off. I don't like large crowds.

>>5302668
>>5302674
I love being cuddled some, but only by somebody very close and trusted. I mother others when they are sick. Alone time is good to allow one to totally rest and recuperate, but the human touch is so good to feel.

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>>5302722
>all thus far either in a different country or on the opposite side of mine

I don't even bother adding myself to these things anymore.

What kind of clothes do you like to wear, /lesgen/?
What kind of clothes do you like on a girl?

So, weird issue, but does anyone else have a fetish for fat girls/girls uglier than they are? Like, I'm not bad looking, not overweight, but I've got this urge to find a very chubby/fat girl or a girl much uglier than I am and just submit to her totally. In and out of bed.

>>5303008
I'm pretty ugly, want to go out sometime?

>>5302988
I like to wear cute Asian clothes. I like girls that wear cute Asian clothes. Too bad I can't exactly date myself.

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>>5302988
why does this question sound as if a transbian posed it?

>>5303022

I'd probably be down, no joke. I can't say no to ugly or fat girls

>>5303037
Do you have Skype?

>>5303029
Nah, mang. Just curious. I had a girl at a bar refuse to even talk to me because she didn't like the way I dressed. I started wondering if clothes were that big of a deal to people or if she was just a bitch.

Then I started being curious since style is one of the things that people can find attractive about a person. So I wondered what /lesgen/ liked to wear and what they liked to see other girls to wear.

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does anyone want to watch a sappy/sad/romantic movie with me?

my skype is coleusboleus

>>5303044
I have kik

liljennay313

>>5303122
I have everything but kik, I don't have a Smartphone...

>>5302988
I like lots of different styles which is annoying because I keep trying different things and it feels like I'm wasting money.

>sometimes dress kind of gyaru-ish
>sometimes wear leggings, steel-toed boots and shirts with dragons or wizards or some shit on it
>sometimes like looking like a qt sporty tomboy
>sometimes want to look classic and /fa/ and even a little bit like a preppy gamine even though I was all "omgz I h8 prepz" in high school

I'm 29. I feel like I should have a clearly defined sense of style by now. I should probably start dressing more conservative since I'm about to go into grad school and I want people to take me seriously as a student. But y'know. These days I mostly just wear whatever. I'm too depressed and unmotivated to make myself look cute.

As for what other women wear, I don't think of it much. Whatever she feels most comfortable/confident in is whatever makes her look cutest, I guess.

>>5303067
She's a piece of shit.

>>5302988
I love dresses in the summer and large woolen shirts in the winter. You appreciate both when you live in Scandinavia for most of your life.

I usually try to dress lightly and colourful though, it makes me feel more refreshed when I'm not weighed down by several layers.

I never really had a preference in other womens clothing style, but I am attracted to feminine traits, so dresses and skirts usually make my head turn more, especially if they envelop a pair of nice slender legs.

My girlfriend wears more mute colours, she likes dark blue and purple with white. She usually wears skirts and shorts with long sleeved shirts and vests. Her legs was one of the first things I was attracted to by her, I'm such a sucker for it ;-;

Her family's origin is mainly Chinese so she likes to draw influences from there.

>>5302597
>>5302597
I like my soup heavy on the celery, anon

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>>5302988

>>5302988
Ratty and comfy-but-unflattering clothes are my favorite. The further something is from being acceptable office clothing, the happier I feel wearing it. I only wear that kind of thing at home though, out and about I generally dress like a mannequin from an outdoor store.
Don't really care what a girl wears, as long as it's not impractical.

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>>5299310
>concussion years back and never recovered
What type of counseling and therapy has she had? Anything for that trauma? That can make one feel very broken.

I lost the ability to have satisfying orgasms while on ssri meds. They slowly came back over the first year after getting off them. My orgasms are also much better after emdr.
this >>5302434

>>5300888
Keep trying. It's the only way to learn.

>>5302336
>What kind of savage...
an experienced one. Google did the research, and figured out that HDs drive don't care how hot or cool they are so long as they are in the standard operating range. Failure rates were the same.
>tfw I still sandwich HDs between heat sinks.

>>5302591
>when I'm only going to use a fraction of either?
>tfw considering building a 12tb raid6.
Of course it will have a duplicate for off site backups. I need to replace my 6tb one that is over 5 years old.
>>5302748
Just get bigger. That way you can have multiple backups on it.

>>5303125
>I'm too depressed and unmotivated to make myself look cute.
Get into therapy.

>>5303153
um i hope you don't wear that coat with those sneakers

>>5303245
>I lost the ability to have satisfying orgasms while on ssri meds.

I'm currently on lexapro and welbutrin for depression and anxiety and I started out having similar problems. It's weird because my sex drive is returning and I'm less nervous, but on the other hand it's more difficult than it was before. Idk what I'll do when I get another girlfriend.

>emdr
I think you were one of the anons that I talked to about this before? If so, thanks for all your advice last time!

>Get into therapy.
I am, kinda. I was seeing a therapist I really, really liked, but she passed away. I was sad about it for a while, but the last time I saw my psychiatrist, I got the name of another one. I just haven't seen her yet.

>>5303008
I sometimes fantasize about a fat ugly dyke like that one from oitnb fucking the shit out of me.

But then irl I'm around ugly fat girls and just grossed out. I don't mind chunky but there is a limit.

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>>5303024
/cgl/?

I weirdly like /cgl/ sometimes. Just for girl shit like skincare and hair advice and some fashion.

>>5298924
2 hot lesbians dont exist outside of porn

>>5302880
poly go home.

>>5303125
lol I went to grad school and wore boys' graphic tees err day. It was for animation so it was more than OK. at 28 though it's time for a new wardrobe. I love flannel button-downs and cardigans in the winter, but summer clothes are hard :/ I look like such a dope.

what are you going to grad school for?

Lesgen help! I accidentally got a date... with a guy. I have 0 sexual attraction to him but I just couldn't manage to turn him down while i was at work.

I use to be an ugly duckling so I have no idea how to say no.

>>5303572
just flake out. thats what most women do

>>5303572
Get free food then go home and block his number. Straight bitches do it often.

Would you go out with a grill that listens to nothing but anime music?

Asking for myself.

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>>5302988
>What kind of clothes do you like to wear, /lesgen/?
I wish I could wear cute stuff, but I don't know if they'd suit me... I mostly
dress "professionally" because it's the norm for people in my career in my college. More casually I wear t-shirt and jeans or leggings. And sometimes I wear stuff you'd wear to *depending on the place*.

>What kind of clothes do you like on a girl?
Anything that's not too manly or looks like shit honestly. Although some girls look good in anything.

>>5303600
Yes. I listen to almost anything, and anime music is a huge part of it so we'd have that in common.

>>5303597
>>5303592
I was kinda wanting to do that. The problem is he's a regular customer at my job.

If I flake out I'll just see him the next week and he'll ask why! I only got into this mess because when he gave me his number last time and I never called he came back and asked for mine and a date.

Should I just tell him I'm 'bicurious' and then at the end of the night say something like 'sorry I'm not as bi as i thought I just can't do it?'

>>5303604
Wh-what albums or from which anime do you listen to?

>>5303608
You can lie and say you got out of a long relationship and realized you're not ready to try again.

>>5303608
Bring some kind of weapon with you just in case he's the kind of fucker who gets murder violent when you turn him down.
I had a friend who had to transfer stores because she turned this customer down and he started waiting around until she finished her shifts just to harrass her.

>>5303611
I like stuff from Nagi Yanagi, Yakushimaru Etsuko (Soutaiseiriron), Kalafina, ClariS, Egoist/Chelly, Nujabes, Nano.RIPE, Chatmonchy, Annabel, Nano, The Pillows, etc.

Series like Love Live!, Aikatsu, Im@s, Umineko, Monogatari series, Gatchaman, PMMM, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Nanoha, to name a few... Anything with good themes and OST I just download the music.

Also, seiyuu stuff.

>>5303608
Well you can try being honest and tell him "sorry idk why I agreed to that date it's not gonna happen I'm not interested cause I'm super gay actually"

but guys can be all "well why'd you agree" even though you already explained you're awkward about shit. Then they get all bitchy over it denying you're gay. But still you could give him a shot at being understanding.

Or you could just be go about it and still take the free food and just at the end say "nah it's not working out I just don't feel the connection, sorry dude gave it a shot and I'm still not feeling it don't try again" and peace out. Instead of that whole "it's not you it's me" just make it "it's not me it's you".

Either way you just gotta reject him. And cause you're the one rejecting there's little you can do without seeming like a bitch to dude that's gonna wanna see you as a bitch.

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>>5303636
Pls be my gf.

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>>5303647
I can't because I live all alone in horrible third world.

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>>5303664
What a coincidence, me too. I think I already know who you are, if you ever go outside your island and come here we should meet up and have some tea.

>>5303450
Lol I used to go to /cgl/ back in my jfashunzz days. That place was drama central and it was hysterical.

>>5303556
I'm trying to get an earth science degree with a focus on digital cartography.

>I love flannel button-downs and cardigans in the winter

Awww yiss. Both of those things are my shit. I love to layer them for maximum warmth.

I can clean up alright when the situation calls for it, Part of me is like "Man, I should invest in some high-quality pieces that will last and wear a style that will still look good on me ten, twenty years down the line. Maybe buy some cute loafers and some chinos that go with everything…on the other hand, this tee-shirt has narwhals on it."

>I look like such a dope.

I'm sure you're fine. I literally just switch out my usual shirts for a tank top, myself.

>>5303608
Text the entire time on your date, talk about only yourself, make him pay for the bill and just seem like a flat out bitch. Or just tell him that you're a lesbian and felt pressured into giving him your number.

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>>5303670
Oh, hey! I plan on leaving/travelling (someday hopefully soon) and your country is among the ones I'd like to go to, so yes we should!

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>>5303719
If you go to Japan don't forget to come here to pick me up, please.

>pic
It angers me so much that Sora came here and I had no idea because it was such a niche event I never heard of it, fuck me.

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Why must this be so?

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>>5303747
Mai waifu is a lesbian though. The likehood of having a lesbian waifu is high as fuck nowadays, especially if you watch moe animu.

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>>5303745
Sure せんぱい

Some online friends I know went and took pictures with her
>all my jelly
also some funny stuff they told me that happened
>Soramaru asks where she should visit next
>some guys screams "A MI CASA"

>each break she goes to eat tacos

>someone stole all the leftover merchandise

btw I heard Kalafina is going there

>>5303772
>someone stole all the leftover merchandise
KEK, had heard of the other two (probably from you before) but not this one.

>Kalafina
Yeah, some days after my birthday. Too bad the VIP ticket is 2000MXN (like 130USD) and I will be disowned by then.

>>5303747
Fagfag here. So you are saying lesbians have bad taste or...?

>>5303809
The scale basically says
>10/10 and lesbian = keep dreaming
Then the attractiveness drops and the chances of getting lesbian gf gets closer. Waifu is the least attractive of them all (for some reason, but this is literally wrong) and the most accessible.

>>5303795
Oh, right, probably forgot the last one

;_; aww
I hope can someday see my favorite Japanese people before it's too late...

>>5303824
Sure, just send me 100 murrikan Dollars and I will.

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>>5303534
Is that all you can bitch about?

>>5303809
The more attractive a girl is, the less likely she has any interest in the same sex.

>>5303837
Which is pretty true. Why this?

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>>5303821
My sympathies les-friend. *sends virtual hug*

>>5303690
you sound qt anon. life is too short. wear what you want as long as it's appropriate for the situation you're in. there's no rule that says you have to start dressing a certain way when you reach a certain age.

>>5298822
Lol, nice generalization. Why are the gays always so whiny?

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>>5303829
Can't. I'm like a starving college student
>try to get part-time job before class
>no experience
>most jobs are full-time only
>finally get a call where I explicitly stated I'm only able to do part-time
>go to interview only to be told at the end that they don't have part-time available right now but if they ever do they'll call me
fml

>>5303858
Prostitute yourself to rich middle aged women.

>>5303866
L-lewd

>>5303840
Moreover, why doesn't this seem to apply to gay men?

>>5303916
It's a mystery. Gaymen either like to be fit or be fabulous. Most lesbians like to be sloppy.

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>>5303837
>>5303840
See pic >>5303836
Gia Carangi was lesbian, and a supermodel. Sadly AIDS got her in '86, likely from shared heroin needles. There are plenty of lesbian models, then and now.

>>5303866
I seam to have fallen into the clutches of a few of them.
Find a women only swingers club. That was how I met many, but the ones I still know I met through family or work.

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>tfw no viking gf

Was I born to suffer this fate forever?

>>5303245
>12tb raid6
That would be one high-tier chinese cartoon vault.
I decided against dual-parity myself, but I'll admit I was sweating bullets when I had to resilver. My current NAS setup is 6TB and it still has over 3TB free, I have no idea what I'd even do with 12TB.

>>5304032
>I have no idea what I'd even do with 12TB
Download everything you can from AB.

>>5304046
Or I could just stick with 6TB.

>>5304032
My 6tb one is running 85% full, and I have at least a dozen pairs of 2TB disks I'm using for backups.

I've done a lot of photography plus I have a big music collection. I also have many of the DVDs and Blu-Ray disks I have riped. I want to get more of that on line so I can watch or listen to it anytime.

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>>5298924
Aww

>>5303516
Probably bisluts

>>5303866
Is this really a thing?

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>>5303516
I've seen it. It's beautiful.

>>5304321
It's fairly rare where I'm from to see two very attractive femmes together.

>>5298527
Has anyone ever met anyone on Craigslist before? I'm going to Las Vegas for my birthday and would like to find someone there to spend time with. Any suggestions?

>>5304315
No, otherwise being a lesbian would be as easy as being straight.

I know how lesgen feels about transbians and bisluts, but how do you all feel about ace girls? Because I like girls and I've known I'm a lesbian for years but I'm also quite certain I've never felt sexual attraction to anyone. I get all the romantic feelings up to hey I wanna kiss that girl but fucking has never been a priority. I've never been a relationship but I figure I could just eat out a gf if it helps us stay together even if I don't really care about sex. Am I doomed to never having a gf?

>>5304398
I don't know. I don't think I could be with a woman that didn't get sexual arousal from me.

>>5304398
Well you might get lucky and find someone who is just as meh about sex as you are. Older women tend to be that way. But for most younger lesbians being a lesbian has a lot to do with sex.

>>5304398
>Am I doomed to never having a gf?
Nah, I'm equally disinterested in sex and always have been, so I'm gonna guess that if there are two of us there must be more out there in the wild.

>>5304398
Aces are okay. Not for me personally, though. Just find another ace gf, you'll be all right.

>>5303840
>>5303916
It's because homos of both genders relax on gender norms. You're already a freak and outside of society's expectations for how someone of your gender "should" be, so why the fuck not, right? The gender norm for women is to be utterly obsessed with their appearance, and the gender norm for men is to be sloppy and gross. So gay men feel more comfortable obsessing about appearance, and gay women feel more comfortable being sloppy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3kyeOUrdS4

>>5304398
sex + asex in a relationship doesn't work well at all. Makes the asex person feel awkward when the sex person feels horny.

>>5303747

>perfect in every way
>not stunning

>stunning in every way
>100% mismatch

Fuuuuuu

>>5304315
If it is, then I don't know what the fuck I'm doing applying to grad school.

>>5304398
I think at my lowest point of depression I would have been ok with an ace gf because my sex drive was nonexistent. But I was super depressed so I probably wouldn't have been much fun.

I don't know how I'd handle it now that my sex drive is returning, but I'd feel kind of bummed if she was okay with going down on me but didn't want me to reciprocate. We'd have to work something out that worked for both of us.

But then I'm an anomaly. I'm fine with dating bi girls and I'd be all about dating a qt trans girl if she had bottom surgery.

>>5304900

I think most of us are, it's just a maymay at this point

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>tfw no qt gf to fight

>have distinct specific memories of my stay in mental hospital funded by a church
>my time there was nice and I think I may need to go back asap
>can't remember the phone number or find the details in my address book
>decide to google it
>it doesn't even exist
>for months I've had memories of something that never happened
It's time to just kill myself, right?

>>5305503
Kek.

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>>5298666
>>5298580

>>5305503

You probably just have the name wrong

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is butch-femme culture dead? Did transexualism ruin it?

>>5305573
Idk it was around when I was younger I'm a femme and I prefer other femmes and it seems like now just about every girl is open to it so it's like heaven for me.

>>5305565
No, no, it didn't happen, the church has no such services and I don't think I've ever stayed in a hospital, I don't have ANY records or proof that this ever occurred.

>>5305534
It is kind of funny when it isn't scary

I've been trying to find reasons to *not* suicide lately, but instead of waiting to try and buy euthanization drugs, I think I'm gonna try slitting my wrists

>>5305597

Well shit anon, I dunno then.

Suicide's a bad idea though, you'll never meet your waifu like that

>>5305597
don't just kill yourself, take down like at least 10 other people too

>>5305597
Don't do it anon, seek help instead.

>>5305627
I don't think I have the means for that.
>>5305618
Eh I think it's time, I'm kind of a waste of space anyway
Besides, I don't think I was ever going to get a gf I'm a 25 year old kissless virgin, blehh

>>5305688
Help like what-?
Be institutionalized with money I don't have for the rest of my life because I'm fucking nuts?

No one will care if I'm dead it's really not a big deal

>>5305593
Meh. I prefer femmes as a femme as well, but most of them these days are just bisluts.

>>5305597
Jesus, listen to you. Wahhhh my life is so hard.
You live indoors, assumedly have food to eat and a family somewhere that would grieve your death.
I have zero pity for attention whoring first world people like you. You won't pull the trigger, you just want attention.
Fuck right off.

Why are gays so afraid of bisexuals while straights aren't?

>>5305809
Bisluts are great for a night of drinking, dancing and sex. Falling in love with one is a fate worse than death however.

>tfw no gf

>>5305690

If it makes you feel better, I'm a year older than you and only one step ahead.

>>5305809
For some reason I don't think many straight-on-bi relationships ended over "Sorry, Anon, but instead of settling down with kids and a normal nuclear family, I'd rather munch carpet all my life~"

Hello! Do lesbians lick/ kiss each other buttholes? Please answer this is important

>>5305809
Straight people don't believe bisexuals exist. Gays know they exist and they learned the hard way.

>>5305971
This is true. Though it seems a lot of those women get divorced, their children move out, and they start fooling around with women again once they hit their late 30s and their 40s.

>>5305771
Not true, I've pulled the trigger before, I just did it incorrectly and lived
>>5305929
;--;

>>5306115
Absolutely disgusting. A middle-aged woman who popped 5 kids out and put on weight should be discarded.

>>5306000
My ex gf did. Felt weird

>>5305744
>Help like what-?
Meds, probably. Don't know, that's what the professionals are for.

>No one will care if I'm dead it's really not a big deal
Usually people are wrong about this.

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>spending all day reading yuri

>>5306115
>tfw meeting a hot career woman who's recently divorced and has a couple of kids is my dream

>>5306321
make recommendations, bish

>>5306566
I'm completely okay with this. Some of those women are sexy af. I see them sometimes at the gym.
>mfw yoga pants

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>>5306682
This

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>>5306682
>>5306720
>yoga pants

Excellent taste.

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>>5306566
Mostly caught up with stuff on yuri-ism and pic related (which isn't yuri, but I am in love with the lesbian character).

My favorites are anything by Amano Shuninta.

>Black Friday shopping with mom
>circling parking lot trying to find a space
>car in front of us
>suddenly another car starts pulling out
>the one in front of us starts backing up
>getting too close
>mom lays on the horn
>can't back up any farther
>car still backing up for some reason
>backs into us
>mom pissed
>"Get the plate number"
>"Hold my bag"
>throws bag on me practically
>jumps out of car
>other driver gets out
>it's a cute grill
>kind of tough looking with dreds and green eyes
>mom pissed as fuck still
>poor woman is apologizing profusely
>mom sees that no damage is done to our car (which we literally just dropped a ton of money on to get fixed)
>she relaxes
>girl drives off
>mfw she could have been gf but she had to fuck with my mom

>>5307023
>whitie with dreds

ewwwwwwwwwww

>>5307031
>not washing your hair is not only a legitimate hair style but is "culture"
Oh I am laffin

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>>5307031
>>5307053
She was mixed/biracial/whatever you call it these days.

From what I understand, dreds can be pretty high maintenance, actually. idgaf about her hair tbqh. I was looking at her face. Her face was seriously pretty.

>>5307124
You should have given her your number, nigga.

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>>5306321
>>5307019

I wanna talk about yuri too.
My fav yuri manga must be pic related

What are your fav one shot?
Mine is http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/wavering_mind

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>>5305809
The reason lesbians and straight men have different results with bisexuals is because there is a fundamental difference between men and women.

It's not considered right to say it, as there's always outliers, but outliers are just outliers and what rings true for many many people is this; men and women are fundamentally different creatures.

We see it in how we deal with our surroundings. How we view nurturing and social responsibilities. Why 'breaking gender roles' is really just letting ourselves be the worst of ourselves. To be selfish, to be prideful. Breaking gender roles is more than just getting a better paying job, it's about the fundamental principles of womanhood being rejected. The desire to reject that genetically-written drive inside you. To keep running from the very thing that's kept you and your mothers alive for eons. To not continue the line. To not have to be a mother. It's been obscured with discussions of transgender women or personal choice or even pragmatism, but the fundamental thing women can do that men can't is become the incubating progenitor of life.

Thing is, instincts are harder to shake then you think. You can't stop yourself from breathing, surely you tried as a kid. Oh sure, someone else could, but you, alone? What are you against the burning in your brain and your lungs, what is your will against the biological processes that keep you going? And what is the instinct of childbirth? It's not making babies, it's the need to be needed. Whether by a group, or a family, or friends, or anyone. Animals, plants, society. There is a fundamental drive in the character of womanhood that propels them to seek a place of belonging, a place where they are absolutely essential.

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>>5307187
Men do not have this need. They have the want to be needed. You may ask, 'what's the difference' well for any normal societal study, not much. Fathers will want to be fathers, mothers will need to be mothers, as a child grows are the ends to a want or a need different? But when you look at it in the larger scope of life, when you see the things men do, willingly even, that we make all sorts of justifications against women doing, then you start to see that difference all the clearer. Men throw themselves to the grindstone, to the meatgrinder, to the oblivion of pointlessness, but statistically so few of these actions are justified for others. They justify them with 'my duty', 'my survival', 'my future'. Sure, sometimes they'll do it for others too, but the fundamental difference is not needing another to do those things.

Hermits are almost always men. Why? Physical endurance? In this day and age with this level of technology? Hardly. A woman could make herself a life alone with tools just as simply as a man could. So why is there such a divide. Because the heirarchy of needs is different. Mostly Maslow's Heirarchy is correct, we all need food, water shelter, and so on. The essentials are essential for a reason. But place in a community or dependance is more of a want than a need for men. It's lower on the scale.

I can't give you insight into what is that opposite, but I can tell you that this long winded explanation is what makes this such a hot topic. Gay women hate bisexual women, because they know, fundamentally, they are never the completion to being needed. No matter how much they're reassured, there's always the nagging voice that says 'you are never going to be everything she needs'. Men have this too. They know the bisexual woman will desire others he's not. The difference being is that it's not a bother. Why worry about what you can never be, when you have what you have now? If it doesn't work, who cares? It's not like you really needed this.

>>5307187
Man, you have thunk about this so hard that you arrived at a bullshit explanation. I feel sorry for your brain.

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>>5307187
>>5307191
Can't tell if troll or butthurt. Either way, putting this much effort into pure nonsense is just sad. Give yourself a hug for me, anon.

>>5307187
>>5307191

too long didn't read

you think about shit that doesn't matter.

Here's why gay women hate bisexuals:

>Most bisexual women lean towards men.
>Many bisexual women try to get into relationships with lesbians, momentarily forgetting that they have cocklust.
>When bisexual women realize they have cocklust, they leave lesbians to live as straight girls for the rest of their lives.

That's why lesbians do not want to be in LTRs with bi women.

>>5307175
Not that anon but mine is
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_structural_formula_of_first_love

>>5307155
I wanted to, but it was over and done with so quickly I didn't get the chance.

>>5307245
Amano Shuninta is great.I'm not fond of big age gap and when they know each other since her childhood. I prefer that one thought.
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/sweet_guilty_love_bites_ch02

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>>5306321
That's what I would be doing if friends hadn't asked to play dota all day.

>>5307175
Gonna buy the complete edition next month?

>>5307273
That's also one of my favourites! I don't know why I love stories featuring kids so much, I hate kids irl.

>>5307506
>>5307506

I can't buy anything yuri yet because i'm not out to my familly. Plus, I live in france so there is not a lot of yuri to buy.
But once I start living truly on my on, I will buy so fucking much of yuri shit

Yeah, IRL kid are annoying, but I don't know why, in yuri manga and in my fantasy kid seems nice. I wanna marry a cute girl and adopt some kid, but only in my head. IRL it will suck

>>5307019
This fucking manga makes me angry, fuck that incestuous slut. I even feel bad for her boyfriend.

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>>5307175
This is one of my favorites, I read it every time I remember about it. In general, Hirari had pretty good one-shots, still haven't read one I didn't like.
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/at_the_bottom_of_the_stairway_to_adulthood

Also this one
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/the_female_body

[spoiler]You might realize I really like girls with THAT haircut.[/spoiler]

>Today in a party i didn't want to be with my family
>Friend of the family sitting close to me
>We start talking about sociology, philosophy, books, my favorite kind of book, "artistic side", drawing, TV shows, favorite philosophers, our country standards of literature, college, math, etc
>she praises me about how ahead of my age I am, how artistic, smart I am and how well I talk and explain my point of view
>suddenly she gets really close to me, look into my eyes and says "Anon, I know what you are, what you like, how you feel, I know what world you are in. ...I live in both worlds. I understand you perfectly. Do you KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
>I take a few seconds to understand and interpret what she was saying and think "nah, she couldn't mean that". Answer awkwardly
>We keep talking for a few minutes until we both go silent
>Don't try to start a conversation because I'm afraid of getting the wrong signals and feel uncomfortable
>My mom think we have plenty in common, so she invited her to my birthday

Sweet baby Jesus help me, she's married, have 22 years old son but still 10/10 fit and shake her ass real. I'm confused, she couldn't mean that, right?

Sorry for grammar errors English is not my native language, it's late and I can't sleep.

>>5307743
Yeah she totally meant that. She was telling you she's a bislut. Maybe she wants to cheat, or maybe her husband is ok with her fucking women, or maybe she's about to try and invite you into a threesome.

She wants you, but I'd steer clear desu. That shit never ends well.

>>5307743
Whatever she meant I would recommend not to sleep with her.

>>5307759
>>5307762
Hm, maybe but I think it's very unlikely. I mean, I'm 20 but I look like 14, I'm almost a kid compared to her. Besides, I'm not attractive, so I don't think she wants me, unless she likes my mind, what doesn't matter when people is having sex.

Anyway, if she invited me, I would say no. But I'm preeeeetty sure it's not going to happen.

>>5307834
Insecure losers like us will frequently underestimate our own attractiveness. Plus, people have weird sexual preferences that don't always align with what's considered conventionally attractive. Chick was totally hitting on you.

>unless she likes my mind, what doesn't matter when people is having sex.
Oh my sweet summer child.

Lots of people have physical attraction based off of personality attributes, and physical attraction definitely matters when having sex. A chick who projects confidence when hitting on a random girl is going to be way more likely to get into her pants than a chick who wanders up awkwardly and stutters out a proposal while stumbling into shit, even if they look identical.

Or vice versa, depending on your thing. But most people like confidence.

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>>5307834
>I'm 20 but I look like 14
DONDON
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>>5307175
Really tough question, but the first ones to come to mind are

http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/maple_love

and the female body posted here >>5307716

Didn't pick a Shuninta one because I prefer her series over her one-shots though every thing she does is good (plus she made a doujin of my Aikatsu OTP, god bless her)

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Cozy room goals go

>>5307175
This has always been a favorite
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/dusk_orange_the_blooming_flowers

But a standalone chapter of this
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/is_my_hobby_weird_ch01

Is amazing too

>>5307913
I didn't think she would make an erotic Aikatsu! doujin.

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>>5307932
But I like my room to look like a bomb has gone off.

Clean rooms make me uneasy.

>>5307935
Oosawa Yayoi is great.

I got reminded of Tamamusi for some reason, I love the short works she does, they are funny.
http://dynasty-scans.com/authors/tamamusi

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>>5307939
I love her twitter 'cause she has some nice RanSora fanart that is pretty rare to find. So cool that she ships them pretty hard and has made/will make more doujins of them.

>>5307959
I'm ready for the one with the high school girl and the older lady to be translated.
http://touch.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51187071

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>>5307953
It actually gets me anxious to see my place a mess. I hear my mother screaming at me and I get this horrible "oh god what if someone came over and thought I was disgusting slob cause OF THAT FUCKING FORK IN THE SINK".

But I like a controlled kinda mess. Like this. Clothes exposed and throw blankets/pillows. A lot of shit going on but it's all in it's place.

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>>5307994
I-is this enjo kousai? With an older woman?

>>5299214
Because "loves members of group X" does not imply "loves EVERY member of group X?". Being lesbian just means that everyone you love is a woman, it doesn't mean that you love everyone who is a woman.

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>>5308063
>replying to pedo bait

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>>5308071
>everything I don't like is bait
Whatever. /ll/ is love and life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RzNDZFQllA

>>5308093
T-that video was a lot better than I expected. ;_;

>>5308142
I was surprised at all that aggressive kissing and sex.

How do I get a gf if I'm ugly as fuck?

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>>5307932
I want to live in a place that looks like a hobbit hole.

I've been watching a lot of stuff about boxcar houses and tiny homes. I think shit like that would be cool.

>>5308304
Be really funny, confident, and nice. Girls love confidence, being treated nicely, and laughing.

>>5308310
That seems easier said than done but I'll try my best, thank you anon. Curse my shit genetics for making me have to improve my personality.

>>5308310
>Girls love being treated nicely
AHAHAHHAHAHA

>>5308310
I'm nice and funny, but how do I show I'm confident?

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>>5308329
Male interloper detected.

>>5308327
Lesbians are probably the least shallow demographic out there, so you lucked out anon.

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I want to be held from behind by a strong woman that overtowers me, at least 15cm taller than me and 20kg heavier, while another aggressively fucks me in the front. Have my head sandwiched between their breasts and sometimes have the woman holding me from behind forcefully kiss me and touching my breasts, while the woman in the front grabs me tightly in places while she fingerbangs my brains out.

>>5308367
I read that in a fanfiction the other day. Pretty much exactly.

>>5305756
Honestly idc what their sexuality is they can be a confused straight girl for all I care. It may sound shallow but as long as they're beautiful I'm game.

>>5308343
I lack confidence, but I've gotten chicks by just playing it cool. Be relaxed. Don't dote on her, just be funny and nice to everyone and she'll zero in on that and want it.

>>5308449
>just be funny and nice to everyone and she'll zero in on that and want it

Is this in a date scenario? I don't think any random passerby is going to catch me being nice to strangers and then suddenly be interested in me.

>>5308455
Well sure you have to give her some hints, catch her eye and shoot her glances from time to time.

>>5308466
Can't I just tell her how I feel or hint at it more directly? I like to compliment girls, but they usually think I'm just being nice.

>>5308534
Yes. Do that. That's how I hit on women and it has a pretty high success rate. It comes across and confident and while the occasional person likes that wink-wink-nudge-nudge bullshit, I sure as shit don't want to date them.

>>5308551
I haven't quite struck gold yet, probably because I really only do this at work--no one's really going to think twice of a retail worker saying something flattering, but the average passerby might get creeped out.

What is the MCU fandom's fucking DEAL with Darcy Lewis? I mean, she makes up a good 50% of the fucking femslash written. WHY? She's dumb and annoying as fuck. What is the draw.

Guys. I feel so guilty.

Due to circumstances I stayed overnight with a coworker. As we chatted before bed, she changed. In front of me. All the way down to her skivies.

I haven't told her I'm lesbian. It took so much effort not to stare at her tits and ass. But boy. Was it a wonderful eyeful.

I kind of wanted to casually bring it up soon, but after this I am just never gonna say anything ever.

>>5308678
>skivies
L O N D O N
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>>5308678
Should have fucked her right there.

>>5308678
Right choice. If it's for your friendship or to get more glimpses of her in underwear doesn't matter. Just keep your mouth shut.

when I was overweight I had tons of lesbian girls hit on me but I was too shy to really get in on that shit. Now that I'm fit, I get straight men hitting on me all the time and suddenly I'm no longer attractive to women. Should I just bring out the burgers to get a gf? Why do so many lesbians have chub fetishes anyway?

>>5308737
Holy shit happened to me too. Except for the part of straight men hitting on me because I'm butch. But now the ladies simply don't care. C'mon, I worked hard to look decent. 2 years of dedication for nothing.

>>5308737
>>5308748
Y'all are giving my fat ass hope.

>>5308737
>>5308748
How fat we talkin' though? Like properly obese or "I could stand to lose 15 pounds teehee" fat.

>>5308762
I used to look like pregnant woman. Very fat.

>>5308768
Weird. Maybe girls are naturally intimidated by you now. Assert yourself.

>>5308762
I was at one point over 100kg. Most women were hitting on me when I was 90kg and sort of stopped once I hit 70kg. I'm 65 now and I've lost my niche for ťhose lesbian chub chasers

Lesbians like HEALTHY women because we are high test.

>>5308775
Yeah, maybe I should change my attitude.

>>5308778
I swear, this makes no sense. Also, all the girls hitting on me, without exception were skinny.

>>5308775
>intimidated by you now.
This
Pretty thin girls intimidate me

>>5308737
I knew a super attractive girl with a fat fetish. She was really perverted.

I'd say no, the V isn't worth your health. Plus there's no guaranteed that you'll still be timid. There's somebody for everyone, just keep looking.

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>>5308737
>>5308748

>be fat
>women don't notice you
>lose weight
>women still don't notice you

A-at least we have our health, r-right, ladies?

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>>5308821
r-right ; - ;

>try and hit on fit qt at the gym
>she thinks I'm just being friendly
>too lame to be any more blatant than I'm already being
>haven't seen her working out in a while

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>>5308778
>mfw I'm 95kg right now

>>5308837
I want whales to leave.

>>5308778
I read that as 65 yo and I didn't know how to process anything.

>>5308821
>lose weight since high school
>but the face never changes
Plastic surgery and make up tho!

>>5308860
>being able to afford plastic surgery

Would you call yourself lucky?

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>>5308844
Sucks to be you, then.

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>>5308860
I know that feel anon.

>tfw convinced weightloss made boobs shaped weird

Hopefully, working out will give the illusion of a better shape. I'll still have a kind of babyish face, but contouring fixes that a bit.

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>tfw no qt gf with whom to work out and do outdoorsy things

>>5308436
This can't end well. That said, I've been guilty of this mindset myself.

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>>5307538
>I live in france so there is not a lot of yuri to buy.
Who buys yuri locally? Get ready to shell out a disgusting amount of money for shipping when you start your buyfagging.

>I wanna marry a cute girl and adopt some kid, but only in my head. IRL it will suck
This.

>>5307913
>Otsu Hiyori
I hope she comes back someday ;_; even if it's just with something like お友達からはじめましょう

>>5307935
>>5307959
>Oosawa Yayoi
Oosawa Yayoi is such an adorable goof. She sent in a "reader" postcard to YH when it was Amano Shuninta's turn to answer questions, asking what Amano's favourite sexual position was (and when Oosawa posted about it on twitter, Katakura Ako joined in):
https://twitter.com/osawa841/status/512866882383130625

>>5307994
I really liked that one! Tamamusi is great at coming up with quirky scenarios. It's a shame that her older stuff is hard to acquire.

> Tfw every lesbian within a 50km radius is fat.
I just want a qt to go hiking and stuff with

>>5309139
I'm thin but so lazy and out of shape. I would love to go hiking but would get out of breath easily.

am I still gf material ;__;

>>5309204
Yes.

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>>5309139
>tfw fat and love hiking
>tfw exercise regularly

>>5309204
Yes, just the desire to go out and do stuff is enough for me.

>>5309266
Well that's different anon, all the people around me are just lazy fucks. That's a large part of what makes them unattractive.

>>5309279
Man, I would kill for a hiking buddy. I love nature hikes, but they just get depressing sometimes when you're out by yourself, not because you want to be, but because you can't get a single fucking person to come out with you.

I think people assume I'm lazy or whiny because I'm fat. Like, nigga, this is a THREE MILE HIKE, a drunk toddler could do this. Stop giving me the snob sneer and just get off your ass and walk it. Damn.

>>5309289
Iktf, it fucking sucks. I just don't know anyone here except for ex's and we don't even talk anymore so I can't even ask anyone to go with me.

>>5309323
Yup. Same. I've done a few "HEY WANNA GO HIKING?!?" texts to people I don't know all that well but I've more or less decided to stop embarrassing myself.

I need to get better at socializing, stat.

>>5309332
Ditto. I keep fantasising about meeting people, becoming great friends and doing stuff together. How sad is that? I'm so lonely my fantasies aren't even sexual anymore.

How many of you girls tried online dating? Right now i'm trying tinder for the first time and none of my matches want to talk to me :/ so I don't really know what's going on. Also the lesbian to bi to straight ratio here is like 1:10:100

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How do lesbians even view males? Are we valid human beings for you, or more like these weird creatures that don't matter?

>>5309444
Most of my friends are males. I'm perfectly fine being friends with what I'm not attracted to.

>>5309444
men annoy me

>>5309444
>How do lesbians even view males?
Bretty good. Several of my good friends are dudes.

Of course, like with every group there are shitty specimens and the ones who don't respect boundaries and try the "Oh you just haven't had the right dick yet. Specifically my dick." are really annoying.

But on the whole, they're a'ight.

>>5309444

>How do lesbians even view males?

I myself think males are just fine. Most of my close friends are men. I've met some lesbians who act like they Y chromosome is a birth defect...10/10 times they're complete lunatics

>>5309289

Get a dog. Seriously. Then you can hike and socialize with all the dog people.

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>>5309444
There's nothing wrong with you, I'm just not physically attracted to you!
I've had plenty of fun with guys, both gay and straight.
And as >>5309733
said, anybody who thinks they can "convert" you is a stupid fucking creep.

>>5309860
Yeah. Especially if I'm having a "girl's night" with some of my female friends. For some reason the fact that I get male attention pisses certain ones off.

It's just awkward for everyone involved, really.

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Anon who had a totally straight friend who stayed over and wanted to watch Valkyrie Drive with me.
So, friday was pretty weird since she was more or less teasing me. She was more reserved and distant yesterday, and maybe she realized she went a little too far with the teasing shit because she more or less said to me today
>Yeah but no, I'm straight after all
I responded that it would be nice if I didn't run into straight bitches everytime. A little harsh from me, but the 3 last girls who were interested in me were all fucking straight. Anyway, it's finally settled and hopefully there will be no more ambiguity next time I'll see her.

tl;dr I hate straight girls, and I'll bash the face of the next one who tries to be "friends" with me. I don't know if every straight girl is like this, but french ones are awful.

>>5309860
Who's this vaginal fluid druid?

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Last night I had a dream where all my beanie babies had come to life and were watching tv loudly downstairs.

I went downstairs and they invited me to watch TV with them so I did and they all started piling on top of me because I was warm and they can't produce heat because they are made of cloth stuffed with plastic rocks.

It walked the line between cute and horrifying.

>>5309943
Don't worry they won't be any French people left soon.

I've met a few girls who pulled shit like that and I'm sure they were just testing the waters. They just want to see what it feels like to go a little further than they normally would and then chicken out when it got a little too real. I don't think this is a straight girl thing but just a bitchy thing in general.
I also have friends who're just friends and haven't needed me to help prove their heterosexuality, even though I wish some of them would.

>>5310542
I'm tired of this shit. It's the third girl I'm friends with who pulled a shit like that. She knew the last one hit me hard, that bitch used me and treated me like shit once she didn't need me anymore and yet she does the same thing. She flirts with me and once she goes a little too far with the subtext she backs off and, goes a little distant and talk about her type of men. What the hell? Did she expected me to not take "I'd like to try it with a girl", "If I wasn't with my boyfriend, I'd be with a girl now" seriously? Fuck, I'm upset.

>>5310432
Lel

>>5309444
Guys are great as long as they aren't creeps.

Why do women have to be so beautiful and everywhere?

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>>5308860
>>lose weight since high school
>>but the face never changes
>Plastic surgery and make up tho!

Idk I think a skinny girl with a chubby face is fucking adorable. Seen a lot of girls over the time crying over keeping face fat after losing weight on /fit/ and I almost always think they're still adorable.

>>5308821
>lose weight to get girls
>guys hollar at me more instead
>mfw

>>5310714

And fucking straight.

>>5309444
I have a shitton of brothers and male nephews and cousins and uncles, plus I'm closest to my dad. So I always end up seeing dudes on that family level. Like I wanna talk shit and bully them like my little brothers or drink and smoke with them like my big brothers.

I believe the epigentics theory on gay genes. That all these dudes coming out of my moms vagina and some extra dude juice got left in the womb and made me super gay. And that gay chicks come from families with a lot super pussyhounding males and that pussyhounding gene just gets stuck in the women sometimes. Because damn are all the guys in my family just sluts. That or mom smoking while pregnant made me gay, who the fuck knows.