Gay General: Leather Edition

>>5283907
My mom worked at my school as the records clerk with the counselor and the principal / assistant principal were bullying her. She retired and people started rumors that she'd be working at another school. My best friend since kindergarten texted me one day ( I wouldn't be going to the same school I'd been going for the last 5 years ) and asked where my mom would be working. My sister ( she's 30 ) told me to let her see my phone and she was like "Ms.Brown has 27 and a half years of work so if she doesn't want to work, she doesn't have to. She can just sit at home everyday and collect a check" so my friend got snappy and my sister shut her down. She didn't know my sister was texting her ( and probably never will ) but she was like "yupp, say that when you need someone to talk to this fall, shitty ass attitude. Can't wait :)))". Keep in mind this is the same girl who was like " Don't expect people to accept your newfound lifestyle choice now that you're gay " 9th grade. The same girl that made fun of me 6th grade. The same girl that lied on me countless times. The same girl that I used to compliment on her shirt everyday in kindergarten. One day, I saw a girl's shirt that was nicer than hers and I was like hey I like your shirt. So she was like "what about my shirt" ( she had a purple Scooby doo shirt ) and I was like it's okay.. And that's when she started being apathetic. She's /smart/ but she tries to be someone she's not.. Like one day ( we've fallen out at least 3 or 4 times ) we fell out and she had just started using Facebook a few months ago and she talked about me the next morning. My friend screenshotted it for me and sent it to my phone before she deleted it and when she hit me with that "I don't wanna waste all these years of friendship over one petty thing", I hit her with that " after you talked about my ass on Facebook? " and sent the screenshot with that bitch. She denied it and was like "oh so you're on Facebook now?" Subject dodging bitch.

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NO FATPOSTING

THANKS.

>>5284062
I want a harness.

>>5284070
Have you ever heard of the tab button nigger?

>>5284018
It's only a big deal if you're an anime dweeb. Which you are because your life is so pathetic that you have to live in fantasy. Honestly I would just end your life if I were you.

>>5284036
Ayyy I fucked that bitch also

>>5284073
ok you start

>>5284079
What's that?

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>>5284062

>>5284073
lol, that guy seriously looks like something is wrong with him.

>>5284087
the man in the background gave me aids just by looking at the pic.

>>5284087
>mfw he is probably holding a glass of piss

how can someone so attractive life go so wrong

>>5284043
well you have a good starting point if you ever want to hone your skill.
i started at an even worse point than you did and had to relearn everything from the beginning and now i feel like i'm ok and don't notice mistakes as much anymore when i draw from imagination.
don't listen to >>5284048 because anyone can become a great artist. it just takes dedication and self discipline.

>>5284079
Well I think fantasy is like 99% of reality. We have supercomputers in our skulls that are capable of creating worlds so different from our own. We have the possibility of unleashing an endless universe from our thoughts. And I think that's worth living for. The ability to create does not make me some loser, and you may call me a dreamer but I'm not the only one. :^)

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>>5284094
>tfw the qtie at the front will be the fatty at the back in a couple of years

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>>5284080
Bullying will not be tolerated.

>>5284087
>Fat guy in the background
NO

>>5284093
You're just not used to seeing perfection.

>>5284106

>visible stomach folds

disgusting

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>>5284106
>>5284073
>implying you don't like this fatty

>>5284106
>banksy tattoo
what a cunt

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>>5284062
this kid is my leather husbando...

http://macrophile-and-cheese.tumblr.com/post/127980723003/took-some-photos-for-onionwolf-for-references-for

>>5284122

was just about to say this t b h

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>>5284117
Not disgusting. Cute!

>>5284118
Uh, I, uh..n-noo.

>>5284122
Kill yourself, literal chink.

>>5284106
yeah nah

>>5284101
Fantasy is for the biggest plebians. I've never needed fantasy because I myself am one of the most creative individuals ever. I have all of the genetics such as lefthandedness. I never need to read others fantasies because they are not NEARLY as vivid as mine.
I also don't need fantasy because reality is much more vivid and beautiful like when I feed the deer around me that's better than fantasy. Fantasy is for people who cantc handle reality. This is what legends do we don't create fantasy we live in reality.

In order words im better than u.

Wheres all this shitposting coming from?

>>5284137
>Kill yourself, literal chink.
Is 5652 even asian?

>tfw kinda stocky bearish looking
>like other bears
>tfw imagine myself in my head as a more androgynous twunk kind of guy
what is wrong with me?

>>5284147
a bunch of faggots on the internet?

>>5284164
I don't know if she's asian but id give that little faggot the nanking rape

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>>5284164
He looks like a filthy hafu, but that's the story I'm going with.

>>5284165
you want what you don't have aka you gay

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Are you ready for WW3? What will your role be?

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any of you fags into poppers?
They turn me into a cum fiend.

>>5284180
Sitting on my ass watching.

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>tfw replied to maki
fuck i promised i wouldn't do this...

>>5284180
i will raise the moral of our troops. ;3;

>>5284181
i tried them once and i liked them lol. light headed as fuck and felt like i was going to pass out for a good ten seconds but it was cool. sex was fun.

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>>5284180
I want to be chained to Putin, like Princess Leia.

>be fat gay mexican
>working in landscaping because poor
>gay part of Atlanta
>hipsters, rich people, metrosexuals everywhere
>mowing some dudes house
>guys run by now and then since it's morning
>one of them is shirtless
>I stop working and pretend I'm doing something while I stare at him
>chiseled body glowing wih sweat pretty cute face
>I can't help but smile for being so thirsty and look away as I mumble "omg" to myself
>I look up at him again
>we make eye contact and he winks at me and blows me a kiss
>I accidentally press the accelerator on the mower and it jerks me forward
>he chuckles and slows down
>I think he wanted to talk to me because he was walking in my direction but I got nervous because I was blushing
>I turn around and keep mowing trying to get as far away from the street as possible

Are there really guys attracted to chubby Latinos or was he probably just messing with me?

I've met some really nice guys while working but it's always just been them being good caring people. I've never been really been approached by guys so I alway assumed I was just not very attractive to gay dudes.

I've always loved working in that part of the city because everyone seems so interesting and very open, I don't know how to explain it, it's like a very soothing creative energy in the air lol

>>5284181
so what happens 20secs and a headache later ?

>>5284180
>mfw Switzerland

just sit down and get rich while you kill each other :^)

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Would you date a Communist?

They always seem to be immature contrarians in my experience, but maybe its wrong to tar them all with the same brush.

>>5284195
you get a better brand that lasts longer. duh.
i've only got a headache from them like once

>>5284194
trip on mexiclean

>>5284208
he doesn't live in Atl.

>>5284034
No, I like regular dicks. I just really like stretching and feeling "full". I love wearing big metal butt plugs for extended periods of time with silicon lube (silicon lube doesn't dry out). After a while with the plug in my cock starts leaking tons of precum and if I sit the right way it hits my prostate and I can have multiple prostate orgasms.

>>5284189
Its not even maki
Quit dodging the facts.

>>5284208
Not even mexispic

>>5284180

I'm in the TA, so I guess maybe ill have to shoot someone for my country.

I dont want to do that...

>>5284202
Any political extremists are shit people. So no. I also wouldn't date a libertarian. And definitely not an anarchist. These people are all too naive for me to take seriously.

>>5284202

I'm a very mature, deeply contrarian, Maoist. Would you like to touch my penis and watch a film?

>>5284202
Communist or socialist? In my opinion communists are childish anarchists but socialists can be pretty cool people.

>>5284220
>Quit dodging the facts.

“Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.”
― Albert Einstein

Einstein was one of the most intelligent men that ever lived.
And he's on my side of this argument.
Go be edgy somewhere else.

>>5284202
no. for about the same reason. same with anarchists. I can be w/ ppl who have dif. political opinions but at some point they become dumbasses

>>5284241
Albert Einstein also said that light are particles called photons that have no mass.

He also theorized that XX-->XY transition is not an allowed electrical transition

so eat that tranny fuck

>>5284231
>libertarians are extremists
lolwut?

>>5284171
>she
shut-up anon lol
>>5284180
comfort boy
>>5284189
>pic
hot
>>5284202
no. communism and communists belong back in the 20th century..anyone who actually calls themselves a communist is clearly at least a bit retarded. that isnt to say communism as an ideology is worthless. karl marx correctly predicted a lot of the excesses of capitalism.

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>>5284250
>implying i'm a tranny
>implying he wasn't the greatest astrophysicist of his time

1123 calorie deficit today, lads

>>5284241
Einstiens is just his generations neil degrasse tyson. A no talent hack that people follow because they have no other heroes and everyone needs a hero. That's why tripfags get worshipped because the losers need heroes. They will take what they want to see in someone apply those values and if they fit their dichotomy than they will be worshipped.

Einstiens literally the most edgyiesr jew around. That statement is edgy because it denies fact just like the jews like to hide those facts.

Honestly im just glad he's dead tbqh.

>>5284252
Uh uh h uh give me that vagina 56fucking2 blue balls in my mouth squirt it for me princess

>>5284251
I didn't mean it like that, even if it looks that way. I really meant that, along with extremists, I wouldn't date a libertarian. Pretty much any other ideology is fine with me.

>>5284251
I think he confused libertarian with liberal

>>5284251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=442OD4S3cqo

Yes, libertarians must be stopped.

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>>5284261
pls respond.

>>5284252
yeah das me bb.

>>5284261
you went for low hanging fruit and now you're just edgeposting.
you had potential shitposter, but you lost it two posts back.

>>5284262
Modern libertarians are far from extremists.

>>5284272
>he was right!
>im just going to call him a shitposter


Youre a child but what can I expect from an einstien babby goy.

>>5284277
Libertarians are extremists that's why they don't get elected into office.

>>5284272
you ruioned yourself and your dick by takign HRT 2bh

>>5284285
>p-pls rr-respond

Morning faggets hope you guys arent dead yet <3

>>5284292
As you respond...

>>5284297
kill urself nigga

>>5284285
How are their extremists? They pretty much consist of both left and right except without the most extreme opinions.

>>5284297
Not for lack of wanting.

>tfw nobody broke in last night to kill me

>>5284298
lol.

>>5284297
I hope you're dead soon

>>5284262
At what point do you consider someone a libertarian? I feel like putting people into these categories is kind of stupid, since most people have a mix of left, right, authoritarian and libertarian views.

>>5284297
death would be better than this

>>5284285
you went full /pol/. there's no argument here.
next you're going to tell me the jews control everything and social politics are insignificant and worth dismissing. i'm no sjw and hardly a libtard in most major aspects but you are not worth arguing with. you drank the koolaid dude.

>>5284304
because they let the state continue to amass power but take power away from the federal government in a ton of different departments...
like education, medical, shit like that.
if you're a libertarian for strictly social issues please stop tbqh.

>>5284301
>>5284305
>>5284307
>>5284310
Step up niggas im already dead. preparing for skeleton war already.

>>5284304
They are extremists because they are gay like you.

I wrote two paragraphs stating my opinion about you but I hit the wrong button so and it got deleted so im just going to refer you as faggot now.

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>>5284330
>I wrote two paragraphs stating my opinion about you but I hit the wrong button so and it got deleted so im just going to refer you as faggot now.

>>5284308
lol, I was thinking about asking that why in his head libertarians are as bad as "extremists" (while not actually being extremists) but then I realized I didn't really care.

>>5284333
>the power of trips

>tfw no booger bf to plump up to morbid obesity just so he can give me titties fucks.

>>5284325
I didn't go full pol. I went full anti you. Your beliefs are garbage just like you. I am right and you are wrong. Einstien stole all of his ideas from pure white men and never came up with any on his own. But he sure knew how to profit from the white man :^]

>>5284342
the only people into booger are fetishists.

>>5284334

I've never met a libertarian who isn't a stupid conspiracy theorist with their head shoved up Ron Paul's asshole. Or some edgelord on the Internet. It's about as naive an ideology as anarchy, in which we assume businesses won't rig everything in their favor.

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This world owes you nothing, that's why libertarian is god tier choice

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So people hate republicans, hate communists, hate libertarians - what is a good political ideaology to have?

Centrism?

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>>5284325
>tfw you realize booger is reasonable and informed

>>5284251
libertarianism is almost just as an equally radical + extremist position to hold as communism imo
>>5284272
>tfw no 19th century booger to take erotic photographs of

>>5284349
Anarchists are anti-government while they refuse to take any responsibility and want to be pampered, that's not what true libertarian would do at all.

>>5284333

THAT BLOKE'S GOT THREE ARSES!

Well im finished shitposting
Im going to go chase some deer take pictures of things after I eat some McDonald's breakfast.

I live next to an anarchist house-sit in Westminster

its really fucking funny, they keep throwing shit at the bailiffs and shoutign at office workers as they pass by their window.

But the place is a protected residence since 1890-something, so they just sit there all day and smoke pot.

>>5284342
i'm actually pretty hungry. prolly going to order out.
;~; you'd have to feed me certain things. i'm a picky eater. probably a lot of peanut butter since i'm bordering veganism.

>>5284346
>implying /pol/ isn't anti-me
>implying jews aren't white-passing
>implying einstein was a hack
where are your arguments against me man?

>>5284359
hardly but i have the basics down.

>>5284360
iktf. it would help if you were a little older back then and took advantage of me and maybe sold me out to your rich friends for the extra cash.

>>5284367
yeah das me bb.

>>5284349
>assume businesses won't rig everything in their favor.
>implying crony capitalism isn't an everyday thing in our monetary magic utopia.
The ride never ends. But I gave up and went full classical liberal
which>>5284358
is the correct choice, pal

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Have you ever been in a relationship with someone you werent really attracted to? How did it go?

>mfw americans think the Democrats are leftwing

bitch please those nutcases are almost as farright as the Republicans

Im never leaving england tbqh, american politics scare me

>>5284386
I never said I liked our capitalist society. But you're fooling yourself if you think corporations wouldn't pull the same shit on a larger scale in a libertarian society.

I am libertarian but I acknowledge it doesn't work because not everyone is as excellent as me

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>>5284387
>Have you ever been in a relationship with someone you werent really attracted to?
yes
>How did it go?
bad

>>5284379
Read
>>5284371

Youre fine keep doing your thing I just needed some responses from people on the internet.
Have a great day.

>>5284349
ok I don't really want to turn this into a /pol/ thing but I would suggest that more the regulations you have, the easier it is for businesses to rig everything in their favor. Huge corporations love having government regulations. We will have to just agree to disagree

>>5284360
>implying your political opinions aren't complete shit.
dude, I've heard you prattle on before have learned to just zone you when you start espousing beliefs on politics.

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while im no weeb, i do like the A E S T H E T I C of some anime openings, post your favorite gaygen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irqFRZqptWg

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>hit my cellular data limit
>it resets in a week
>still using data to post on 4chan
>mfw
Who else /absolute madman/ here?

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>>5284124
to be honest sometimes I get so horny any guy can get me off.

>>5284420
Because I have the taste of a yaoi fangirl

https://youtu.be/43iXPpH6GM0

>>5284387
ive never had a relationship

>>5284406
oh well you too man.
glad i could help you out.
the (You) attention does feel nice when you're feeling lazy and alone.

>>5284402
i wish ever extremist felt this way. like socialism is cool, but america will never become a socialist country and it will never work over here.
it's just not what america is. but i don't look down on people with any sor tof political views and don't think i'm better than anyone because of my views.
politics, for a lot of people, is like all "i'm better than these people for having these opinions and i have no power in what these outcomes are but i'm sure as hell going to have my opinions."

>>5284434
>Sean
ayyyyyyy my nigga.

>>5284387
>Have you ever been in a relationship with someone you werent really attracted to

>has had a relationship
>goes on 4chan

>>5284440
i fapped to this anime twice. ;~;
i don't even watch yaoi anime...
i just read the doujins.

>>5284394
>Im never leaving england
thank you.

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>>5284358
social democratic
or like..u could just form ur own opinions
>>5284417
>mfw Huge corporations love having government regulations.

>>5284387
I was on the other side of this and my bf dated me for 3 years until he decided to tell me he wasn't attracted to me and broke it off

Don't do this to someone its fucking cruel

>>5284394

Be honest, chapladmate, we've not got it much better over here.

>>5284420
>mfw haven't watched anime in years
>this post made me think of the opening of the second season of mahou shoujo lyrical nanoha, which has a pretty song
>watch it
>naked 9 yo girls

I guess it wasn't that weird in 2007 when I was 12 but fuck I'm disgusted now.

I'll post this one though because it was the first anime I watched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws_fkRgQv0k

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>>5284420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk8DAb99QeQ

Objectively the greatest anime of all time.

>>5284420
ergo proxy had the best opening and closing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYyCkM5Bxkg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAXrRWLKzko

these are good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9CXmEUwvgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--tfb6Cv7eY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw3fN3OPk3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-_ZcPm-mGg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-anabfAg06U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxkMzn4et2U

This Thanksgiving is going to be the first major family gathering since I came out. I've been really dreading it. My immediate family has been mostly receptive and accepting, but the rest of my family I'm not so sure. I feel like I'm walking into a trap. Any tips /gaygen/?

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>mfw google thinks im 7 years older than I actually am

does this mean I am mature or just boring?

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>>5284496
>[YouTube] Serial Experiments Lain OP(HD) (embed)

AND YOU DONT SEEM TO UNDERSTAAAAAAAND.

>>5284502
yes

>>5284502
where can you do that?

>>5284417
Regulation by itself isn't good or bad. You can make it harder for small businesses to compete, sure; ideally the people making the laws wouldn't be funded by big corporations. Regulation that does help (but will never get passed in this climate) include child labour restrictions, wage laws, safety and disability laws, and anti-trust laws (which, imo, we've completely forgotten about). The people should be well educated on the impacts of proposed regulations and they should be easy for a layperson to understand. I feel the same way about tax codes.

>>5284502

Jesus fucking Christ this stuff creeps me out.

I want my websites to know as much about me as my toaster, honestly.

>>5284519

you can turn it off if you disable personalised ads

>>5284512

https://www.google.com/settings/u/0/ads/authenticated

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>>5284522
>https://www.google.com/settings/u/0/ads/authenticated
>looks like a grill
>blue for boy
it's like it knows me

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>>5284435
hi!
>>5284530
it takes you're google+ info

>>5284498
>I feel like I'm walking into a trap. Any tips /gaygen/?
Have a plan to kill eeryone present.
Just in case shit gets awkward.

>>5284420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezx7M22xuBI
pre-2000s anime>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Why would people advise against dating people much older than yourself?
Being 18 and dating someone in his forties is great.
I recently went to ones place. They got more money, they find you extremely attractive, they care for you, and they are amazing at sex.

>>5284465
It's a really cute show, def fappable

>>5284420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx-2EK8SRaU
All of them.

CLAIM YOUR NEW FURRY HUSBANDO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzvH6_e2a-U

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>>5284522
IM 18!

I guess I should stop googling medication and health problems...

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>>5284570
Is there annoying singing?
I can't stand jpop and idolshit, but I really love cute boys doing cute things.

>>5284591
Nope, it's 100% cute boys doing cute things

>>5284568
daddies are great for sex and maybe casual dating but not for relationships because in a couple of years they'll get old and ugly and their dicks won't work without viagra.

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>>5284547
i haven't been on google+ like since it was created. ;~;
i guess i put it in as female when i set it up.
silly me.

>>5284508
yeah good stuff. but i swear all those ops are god tier. maybe not the wolf's rain one but i had to add it because of the twist with the opening and the last four episodes... ;~;

>>5284570
yeah i love it.

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>>5284587
Why do the Jews keep pushing the furry agenda?

>>5284587
nope this is the new furry husbando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uifJLWoWv8c
at least he's mine...

>>5284607
because furry has some seriously dope porn.

Anime is the weirdest, creepiest shit ever and I don't understand how people can be functional and also watch it.

>>5284607
because nowadays you can't make a movie or show with humans as characters that doesn't include a nigger, a jew, someone from other ethnicity, a fat person, a non straight person and a trans person.

with animals no one gives a fuck only probs transpecies but who cares about them anyways

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>>5284522
>gender = ?
but I'm a manly man ;_;

>>5284627
this
pls be my bf

>>5284630
>sukupuoli
>Ikä

wut

>>5284636
that's tranistanian
xe is a tranny and xey should get over to /mtfg/ and stop posting on /gg/ because this place is for real men like us.

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>>5284601
True, but then they are desperate and you can make them your sugar daddy

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>>5284636
I wouldn't worry about it, ulkomaanpelle

>>5284636
is binlan :DDDD

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>>5284629
But pushing of the furfag agenda predates all that nonsense.

>>5284619
Gross.

>>5284643
kek'd

>>5284630
mine:
>gender=?
>age=65+
...I'm tranny hon-tier

>>5284654
yeah that's true

I got a daddy to buy me nice clothes once

Does the navy actually have a bunch of twinks or is this a meme?

There's some cute boys but nobody looks gay. But than again I can't tell if someones gay until a girl says that guys flirting with you.

>>5284673
airforce is the branch where all the twinks go, navy sometimes gets them but not as often, i think it's because the airforce doesn't give a shit about hair regs so long as it's shortish

>>5284673

its a meme

guys,
a class mate wanted to eat lunch together with me (and only me, not a group) today...
and he also changed his seat mid class to sit next to me...
he also waits for me after class.
what does this mean, guys?

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>>5284664
I really want to find some sugar daddy willing to just throw money at me.
The one I'm currently with has potential, he is pretty well off.
He asked me for my opinion on new bathroom lights (He's remaking it). They cost $200 EACH.

I guess only time will show whether or not It's just a casual relationship or a sugar daddy.

>>5284681
What do you think it means you absolute fucking retarded spastic?

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So does Freddie actually look like this?

>>5284673
holy shit i just realized i can join the chair force now. fuck...
it's a possibility for me.
i could be a qt twink working on- oh shit that's right i don't have perfect vision... ;~; fuck me and my awful vision...

>>5284684
but im not out

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>>5284681
He's going to literally kill you, transfer schools now.

>>5284687
Freddie's apparently rich, so no.

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>>5284681
he's figured out you're gay and waiting for his chance to kill you with no witnesses

or he might just be interested in you. you never know

>>5284690
What does him liking you have to do with you not being out? Nothing.

>>5284681
He might want you to be his best friend :)
>>5284693
Wow I had no idea

>>5284695
>>5284691
maybe he just wants to become a good fried on mine?
as he said >>5284701
i dont think he is gay

>>5284678

Got a source for that or did you pull it out your ass?

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>>5284693
>Freddie's apparently rich
Freddie's apparently a lot of things.

>>5284705
He's going to fuck your shit up. Probably inject boiling water and acid into your brain.
Possibly chop off your limbs, cut out your tongue, blind you and use you as a sex toy.

>>5284689
Also your anxiety and medication use is a DQ. I was so bummed when I found out my ADD medication meant I couldn't get a pilots license or serve in any military branch

>>5284689
Join the navy than.
You don't need perfect vision. Im somewhat colorblind in reds and greens so I lost a few jobs but overall its cool.
You should do it the cut off age I thinks like 26 plus it will help your masc.

>>5284678
A bunch of hot people go into the air force. Probably because its the safest and second hardest to get into.

National guard
Air force
Navy
Army
Marines

I was going to choose marines because I think it would have been the most fun but id rather travel than prove to everyone how hardcore (gay) I am.

>>5284643
masc4masc O N L Y
fems need not apply~~~~
>>5284629
..but all of those classifications of people exist irl lol
should movie/television writers forgo reality just to appease u

>>5284714
qt vlogger from the airforce that i watch did a video on it so i assume it's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXUnm994eGg

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>>5284730
H-holy shit, what a qt.

>>5284720
god damn it. i'm so worthless. i'm just an ona-hole for better more worthy men.
i'll never succeed in anything.
i draw pictures for a living.
can i become a technician at least if i get off my meds and somehow live?

>>5284723
true true and boipussy action in the navy seems pretty good idk.

>>5284724
but i'm trying for masc4masc... well at least mathc4mathc...

>>5284681
He wants to ravage your boipussi

>>5284724
>.but all of those classifications of people exist irl lol
>should movie/television writers forgo reality just to appease u

no, but it limites what you can do with you characters, and most of the times they just include them because they have to and not because there's really a reason for them to be there. Which leads to bad character writting which is a problem most series and movies nowadays have.

>>5284740
Yeah they just don't like meds. I'm p sure you would have to pass a psych evaluation like everyone else anyways

>>5284730

Wheres the bit where he talks about gays in the military?

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>>5284705
the next time you sit next to him, FORCIBLY HOLD HIS HAND

>>5284759
i was also hospitalized twice for suicide attempts. does HIPAA protect me there or am i fucked even if i get off my meds? and pass the psych test somehow?
also i stayed in psych for like a week each time. ;~;
fuck... i just feel so worthless right now. god damn it.

>>5284760
ive watched this qts videos for a while, he seems to support gays so i dont think he'll make a video on it anytime soon

>>5284742
i wish....
hmppfff

what do you guys listen to?

godtier music right here : https://youtu.be/liTSRH4fix4?t=1h6m17s

>>5284770

Oh I wasnt looking for a source on air force hairstyles, i was looking for a source on "all the twinks go to the air force".

did you just make the assumption yourself?

>>5284740
Idk my recruiter all we talk about is getting laid. He's a total dudebro so he just talks about how many girls he's shagged all over the world and how the party is. I doubt he's lying. I don't really know how it works in the gay community if they are more attracted to military men more I would guess not but maybe.

There's also always going to be cute twinks traveling the world and you get to experience everyone.

>>5284769
You can TRY it still but no promises. They are extremely strict because they want the best of the best whatever that means to them.

>>5284776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThAlmJR18-8

>>5284777
a lot of twinks from my high school are going to the airforce and I thought it was common knowledge within the whole gay military community

>>5284786

common knowledge =/= true facts

>>5284740
yayyyyyyy masculinity
*masc hugs*
>>5284750
failing to see how having a cast of exclusively white people would somehow solve that but right w/e multiculturalism is a conspiracy forgot we are on 4chan

>>5284807
omg i like know right? masc4masc is like so trendy.
i just want to be a cute little masc boy and hang out with my mascies.
fems are so ratchet and totally 2009.

>>5284807
>failing to see how having a cast of exclusively white people would somehow solve that but right w/e multiculturalism is a conspiracy forgot we are on 4chan

I never said that. I said that they sometimes they add characters just because they have to and that usually means some of those characters will be bad.

A cast of exclusively white people wouldn't necessarily be better, but a cast without unneccessary characters would most likely be.

>>5284769
http://military.com/join-armed-forces/disqualifiers-medical-conditions.html

They are really strict about mental things
>treatment by a mental health professional for over 6 months

The fuck.

It's ok booger, a lot of people aren't fit to serve.

Plus if there a draft we can be invalids together <3

>>5284826
are you anxiety anon?
how did maki pass the psych test and i won't? ;~;
i know it's a dumb thing to get sad about but i just feel so useless. i will never be anything but a useless twink art school drop out hipster faggot. i'll never join the military and gradually become anti-war and write great war novels and spread my white seed across the middle east. ;~;

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>tfw pumping my hole with inflatable buttplug for when bf comes home from work and fucks my ass raw

>>5284826

is "seeing a therapist voluntarily b/c it makes me happier" the same as mental health treatment?

>>5284839
Yea, I also have ADD and take meds for that so I'm like quadruple disqualified

>>5284847
>tfw ur boipucci is loose so ur bf cheats on you then fucks you raw and gives you the gift

>>5284850
Probably. Maybe it only applies if it's mandated by a doctor or psych

>tfw asshole is a hairy void

>>5284847
fill your hole with ice cubes and let them melt inside and hold it all in and when your bf comes sit on his face and say SURPRISE SPLAAAASHHH

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=Dsdgu-S105-

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>>5284854
Why do you have to be so negative? Did someone hurt you or something I mean god damn man you have fucking issues if you think this way about life constantly. What the hell is wrong with you?

>>5284876
just looking out for ur health hunty

>>5284839
He's probably not as autistic as he leads on and has other issues that he can hide better.

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>>5284874
>that mumbling

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>>5284883
mkay hon

I really like to have someone hug me and close his legs behind my back.

In all seriousness I probably wouldn't do well at all in the military/am not at all "military material", so I'm not too bummed out about it.

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>>5284892
ur welcom doll xxx

>>5284900
wtf go fuck a koala

Why does everyone say Justin Trudeau is hot? He's not.

>>5284915
This, he kind of looks like a cave man desu

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>>5284915
20 minutes into netflix and chill and he gives you this look

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>>5284915
The same reason people voted for him.

Jews.

>>5284821
>cute
fem detected would not reply + block on grindr
>>5284822
>but a cast without unneccessary characters would most likely be.
why is race/sexuality relevant to this again tho
unnecessary characters are unnecessary characters
unless you are a conspiracy theorist ofc

>>5284914
don't act like this is a depraved sex fetish, probably the most vanilla fantasay of everyone here

Hey guys.

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>>5284933

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Is it weird that I would much rather cuddle up to a guys pants-bulge than actually suck his dick?

its just so warm and soft...

>>5284925
Jews arent behind of everything you disagree with, it's just impossible.

>>5284926
>why is race/sexuality relevant to this again tho
because if you add more characters just 'cause it's easier for them to become unnecessary or redundant.

I'm not against having characters of different races and sexualities. I just think it should be done properly instead of just throwing them there so no one will get angry.

>>5284942
are you a virgin?

Scott Brown is the hottest. I would suck his daddy D.

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>>5284943
Nice try, Shlomo. You will never fool me.

>>5284952

ive frotted, kissed, cuddled, and given a handjob. but thats it.

>>5284960
i hope you die of lung cancer

>>5284960

>smoking

into the trash he goes

>>5284968
uuhh idk then

before I had done anything with a guy I was like that too. Only wanted to cuddle and didn't think much about sex.

But sex changed me.

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First for puberty doing me right

>>5284180
Fighting against Russia by the way things look likely to go

I hate being in the Turkish army. Though I can get a dishonerable discharge if I say I'm a bottom.

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>>5284969
Me too :[

>>5284974
Shut up, mum.

>>5284975(OP)
SSSS

>>5284976
Get a better phone bae

>>5284900
>tfw you never experienced someone sitting on your lap, facing you, hugging you closely and putting his legs behind your back in a leg lock

I think I'm seeing my ex again for the first time in a while and we've been flirting a lot over text.
but he doesn't eat ass and wont let me eat his ass and I love it. wot do

>>5284995

eat his ass

>>5284766
i wish someone would hold my hand :3

>>5284975

how did your first time go?

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>>5284995
>but he doesn't eat ass and wont let me eat his ass and I love it

for some reason this made me laugh hard and I was drinking milk and now there's milk all over my desk.

tell him that you either get shit on your toungues or he's out.

>>5284995
>tfw I would have to clean my ass like a bottom for the likes of you

>>5285006
first time was really awful t b h

it was with my first bf after dating for a couple of months. My parents were on vacation so we went to my place.

I was going to be the bottom. At first it hurt a lot and then I stained my bed sheets with shit and we stopped there.

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>>5284992
That was 10th grade and my friend took that with her potato camera.

>>5284942
jock straps are vomit worthy t b h
>>5284946
basically i disagree w/ the theory that the industry as a whole is throwing minority characters into movies just to please the jews who hate non-degenerates bc idk why.
bad writing is explained by bad writing. a bad movie wont magically bc good if u just remove every instance of a minority on screen.

>>5285013

You don't have to douche to get your ass ate.

You just need to take a doody and then shower and soap up your butthole.

Unless he has a cocktongue or something.

>attracted to muscled + fuzzy guys
>at my age they are only rugby players pretty much
>rugby players are never gay, and even if they were I dont play rugby
>only options are to be alone or to date people im not attracted to

f m l

>>5285016
Fucking hell I knew the ins and outs of anal when I was 17, my first time was great

>and then I stained my bed sheets with shit
Shameful

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>>5285021
>doesn't like jock straps
Easy access mang.

>>5284587

>like nothing you've seen be-fur

oh my god could they get any more furry

>>5285028
SHAMEFU DISPRAI!!!

>>5285021
>jock straps are vomit worthy t b h

Fuck off tranny

>>5285025

So date older guys

>>5285021
>jock straps are vomit worthy
Only on twinks and the obese

>>5285027
well my first time was at 15 and i didn't have internet at home at that time so I just had to hope everything turned out alright.

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>>5284587
lord

>>5285042

No way. How am I supposed to tell my parents my new bf is 8 years older than me?

And for that matter, how am i supposed to date older guys if a never meet them and if they will just dismiss me as immature?

>>5285042
>So date older guys
Wanting your man to die 20 or more years before you

>>5285054

8 years isn't that much older unless you're underageb&

Hetscum have age differences like that all the time

>>5285058

It's the circle of like

First you get a daddy

then he dies

then you become a daddy and get your own boy

wouldn't it be nice if we could suck dick?
If everyone was gay it wouldn't be wrong~
and wouldn't it be nice to rim eachother
while where all in little pink thongs~

>>5285036
yeah but they objectively speaking look retarded
and only pervy faggots wear them not straight men so instantly unattractive by association for me
>>5285042
see pervy faggot
>>5285044
two types of people in this world

>>5285070

18 and 25 is weird. And our life schedules would be completely different so we wouldnt really be able to spend time together.

Assuming I inexplicably manage to land a bf in the first place, of course

>>5285076
Gay hipster

>tfw wearing sweatpants under jeans
top tier comfy

>>5285021
i hear you're a cute tranny~
post butt

>>5285089

That's not that weird.

>>5285107

You think?

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>>5285018
nigger pls go and stay go gaygen is a white mans circlejerk

>>5285095
tfw no pants
topper tier comfy

>>5285111
i've gone 21 and 30...

>order vibrator
>button for it is a heart
eheheheheh

>>5285018
Your friends look like the type of people who would make a Tumblr blog about white privilege.

>>5285122
how old are you right now?

>>5285132
23
i'm a leo.

>>5285138
what is a leo?

>>5285144
it's my sign.

who /unkissed virgin/ here?

Being a bottom is a lot of fucking work. Any form of spontaneous butt sex is pretty much impossible. Movies and tv lied to me.

>>5285144
it's a furry sexual preference.
IT means hes into role play with lions.

Which trip would you like to beat the shit out of?

>>5285092
urgh pleeb
>>5285098
no~

>>5285157
actually my fursona is a bird and i like other birds.

>>5285122

Heh. That's nothing.

>>5285151
>tfw I will never be the dominant guy in the relationship with my 1 year older bf

>tfw no fuckbuddy to punch me during sex

>>5285170
i showed you mine, you show me yours?

>>5285172
that's a turn on for me. so humiliating being dommed by a younger guy but older guys are great too.

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>>5285153

>>5285177
I'll punch you if you punch me.

>>5285182
i know D:
how can i change that?

>>5285190
I can't punch well I'm super weak :(

>>5285153

how old are you?
im one, but im pretty young so im not too anxious about it

>>5285179

Mine?
I'm not gonna say. I'm afraid of your judgmental eyes.

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>>5284190
S-same

>>5285218
i bet you're a pedo. you 21 and they were 14?
it's cool dude. i don't judge.

>>5285209
How old are you? I'll take your mouthpussy's virginity

>>5285209
20

>>5285228

w-where do you live

>>5285228
>mouthpussy
You gays must be stopped

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I'm so sick of threads being filled with Booger, Hitler and 5652.

>>5285225
>>5284190

Anime posters confirmed for Bolshevik 5th column.

>>5285153
m-me

I'm 18 so there's lots of time but tbqh I'm worried that I'll be forever alone

>>5285257
>tfw not a name- or tripfag

>>5285257
Really though

>>5285257
same

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>>5285261
Nah.
I just wanna put it in Putin.

>>5285226

Wow, rude.
No.

The youngest I've gone since 18 was 18. The highest was going on 80. I probably should have at least given high schoolers a chance, though, but they're just so damn emotional and full of life it makes me want to vomit.

>>5285257
P sure I know that kid

>>5285257

youre the most prolific spammer here m8

>>5285257
They are also mean and will gang spam against trips they dont like

>>5285291
haha wow that's crazy.not judging at all i'm just surprised. i didn't think gays lived to 80. i'm assuming it was for money?

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>>5285306
>me
>ganging against trips ever
puhlease

>>5285309
Because you all fucking get aids
Gods good to straight people

>>5285306
dont start no shit wont be no shit
t b h

>>5285320
You and the crew bullying poor ol maki making fun of his little Jimmy. I oughta smack every one of you for bullying that poor man.

Y FAIT CHAUD EN TABARNAK

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>>5285195
I was trying to bully you but you really are fucking pathetic so I won't

You can get a bf super easily (I can't promise he'll be pretty though) by socialising with the other losers. Go to a scifi/anime con, there are lots of virgin gays there.

If you want to go the extra mile and get a qtbf, start lifting and hit someone up on Grindr. Despite it's pump-and-dump fame, people you meet there will usually bf you if you're cool and hot enough.

On top of that, some people get their bf here. Some people get theirs through sites like OKCupid. I also know a straight guy who has gotten several cute gf's on a local imageboard site's /soc/ board.

Bottom line: the reason you're still a virgin is either that you're not even trying, or you're horribly deformed and uninteresting.

>>5285328

Maki went wacky. It's not anyone's fault but his own that he couldn't control his emotions.

He seems like a cool guy who just needs to mellow the fuck out.

>>5285328
This
You outta be ashamed of yourselves.

>>5285339
>I was trying to bully you but you really are fucking pathetic so I won't
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT I AM FUCKING PATHETIC
IM JUST NOT A WHORE AND IN THE CLOSET

>>5285257
Hitler and Aced constantly circlejerk and coordinate bully targets autistically
booger brings trannies into the board
chauncey and whoever all the other niggers are like Jessie all act really autistic and niggerjerk
SP and Jupp and sempai all autistically spam bears
and puppey quit browsing here

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>tfw he's exactly my type
>1 mile away
fugg, too bad I'm too ugly and awkward and too tall/not fem/twink :(

>>5285309

I guess that was a part of it, but it wasn't how I got there to begin with. Also, ciao now.

>>5285339

Not him but I'm fairly /fit/, maybe i should try that.

If i want a bf do i make a slutty or a non-slutty profile?

>tfw no bf

>>5285349
calm your tiddies and read the rest of my previous post

let me help you help me help you

>>5285372
im also fairly fit but i dont watch anime

>>5285364
>Those moles
No thanks.

>>5285382

I was talking about grindr. Ive never watched any anime either, it weirds me out a little.

>>5285364
hahahahaha is that a tuft of pubic hair coming out his undies omg what

>>5285364

> too tall

how tf can you be "too tall", arent tall guys really sought after by most gays?

>>5285393
>>5285339
>>5285379
sorry, i was just fishing for (You)s.
main reason i havent had a relationship so far is because i was unsure about my sexuality. i used to be extremly shy too so i never really dared anything. maybe ill change that with an app, planet romeo is better for my place instead of grindr

>>5285399

i wouldnt laugh mate, his body looks almost as bad as yours

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>>5285406
I think 6'6 is my absolute limit, anything beyond that would feel too fucking weird.